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 No.506

>Yukkuri become real
>Abyusers have the time of their lives
>Butthurt librulls organize a yukkuri version of PETA
>Laws start getting proposed internationally protecting yukkuri from abyusers and instituting criminal penalties for abyuse
Wat do, fellow manju-smashers?

If yukkuri were real, how would we curb a PETA-esque outcry against our favorite hobby?

 No.509

You cant, enjoy having your house firebombed by insane vegans and the like.

 No.511

>>506
Give no fucks. But your right that's exactly what would happen there would be so many women keeping them as pets there would be yukkuri lady's who keep the. As replacements for kids instead of cats

 No.512

Simply breed them without letting anyone else know.

 No.517

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There's actually plenty of stories surrounding PETAish organizations that form up when some butthurt people realize most ordinary folk simply can't stand arrogant, talking pastries and just murder them without a thought. Most if not all of these stories that I've read usually have said organizations' plans backfire on them by realizing most of the yukkuri they "liberate" are so retarded they can't survive in the wilderness, or people within them learn the hard way how worthless/rude/disgusting yukkuri actually are.

I could probably imagine that we'd run into the same issues if by magic these fictitious pastries sprung out of nowhere; people standing up to their defense without know much if anything at all about these bugs' attitudes or way of life, I mean.

 No.518

>>512
I would totally have an abyuse farm hidden somewhere inside my home. It'd be cost effective as fuck to breed them to suffer rather than kidnapping them from a park somewhere or even spending any money on them.

 No.522

>>517
People defend niggers and their ilk, no reason they wouldn't defend these little shits.

 No.528

I'd obviously be against abyuse. Torturing living things isn't alright. Forget PETA, even half- or fullchan would be happy to ruin the lives of any yukkuri torturer they identified, and hell if I'd miss the fun of that.

 No.532

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>>528
>b-bud we're libing dings midzer human!!
all of my keks

 No.574

>>517
this guy

it's called "yukkurinpeace"

there's one story where abyusers rise up and assassinate prominant yukkuri lovers on live tv.

 No.577

>>574
I can't seem to find it anywhere

 No.578


 No.592

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>>532
Don't get me wrong, I'm as pro-abyuse as they come. Reality isn't fiction, however.

 No.594

How would pest control deal with them?
They're essentially rats, spreading filth and disease.

 No.601

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>>592
I seriously doubt that whatever 'Anonymous' entity operates online these days would even bother defending these bugs.

>>594
I believe some stories state that the nameless government(s) usually employ exterminators for city/pest yukkuri. Not to mention all of the purges.

 No.613

>>518
This. Feed them scraps, abyuse them generationally, and make them refresh whenever you want a new batch of victims.

I'd imagine it would be difficult to keep the birthing yukkuri from dying though, hence the prevalence of yukkuri for sale at pet stores etc.

 No.621

>>518
>cost effective compared to kidnapping
Say what?

 No.955

>>594

>

>How would pest control deal with them?

>They're essentially rats, spreading filth and disease.

They don't have any disease that humans can catch.

Plus, most of them are edible.

Just eat them.

>


 No.962

>>522 Ooooh, edgy edgy.




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