No.690
I was taking a casual walk through the wood until what do I see?
A bush started shaking and a reimu jumped out at me. (Ok, enough with the rhymes)
I was in disbelief. I thought yukkuri was just an internet meme. All of a sudden it said "yu," in a gay voice that I can't stand. Out of my magical pocket I pull out a 20 lb sledgehammer. I take a mighty blow towards it but he was too fast. Now, I dug deep into my pockets. I pulled out a net and swiped up reimu. The little critter bit me so I knocked it out by punching it in the face.
"Damn you reimu!" I once again reach into my magic pockets and pull out three items. A blender, a bucket of acid, and a cage with a cannibalistic chen inside. Now which to use. The decision was hard. Finally I decided on all three. I put the reimu in the blender and add acid to make a "weimu" smoothie. Then I feed it to the cannibalistic chen and then killed it cause I hate yukkuri!
Then a turtle popped out of a near by pond. I like turtles. But then this one said "marisa's easy reimu wife!" in an even gayer voice than reimu. It was a kotatsu marisa. I pick up my sledgehammer and crush the stupid table. I then whip out a 40 inch sword from my magic pocket and chop the manju flesh into perfect cubes. Now what was I supposed to do with this mess? Well I whip out a long fishing pole from my magic pocket and use the chunks to bait my hook.
Suddenly I get a bite. I real it in and got what appears to be a yukkuri with blue hair. As I'm studying this creature it too speaks in yet another gay voice. This one said "delicious munch munch,". I whip out a spear from my pocket and put it through the nitori. I cooked it on an open fire as it was still barely alive. After a while I take a big bite and say, "Damn you reimu!!! Your yukkuri buddy tastes incredibly bad!!!"
Stay tuned until next time when I unleash more insanity into the world of yukkuei.
No.691
Good one OP! Check this one out!
No.692
*unzips kantina
No.693
>>691I hate muslims more than yukkuri
they should be genocided.
No.694
Welcome to the second installment of "Damn you reimu." You may have been discouraged by the senseless killing of innocent yukkuri. This senselessness is gonnna be stopped now. So, I will teach you the appropriate way to kill a yukkuriin this chapter. No more reckless killing. Just appropriate procedures.
Okay, I am your instructor, Duke Nukem. If you are a begging yukkuri killer you must have just recently recieved your "magic pocket" attachment. You have previously seen the ability of this object in the previous chapter.
Now, a begginer gets only three things in his magic pocket, a net, a sledge hammer, and an official yukkuri knife. (notice the magic pocket makes it feel like your carrying nothing) More weapons will be available for a price after you recieve certain yukkuri killing badges.
Now, I shall show you to kill with your begging set. [pulls out crate of reimus out of pocket] Remember, You have to find yukkuri in the wild to kill. Now, with your net scoop up a yukkurilike so (slips reimu up in net). Now, you have three things you can do. First, you can beat it to death (stomps reimu to death). That is too easy. Next, for a quick and small yukkuri like a cirno . (pulls out another reimu) You might want to pin it down with your knife so it won't get loose. (stabs reimu) Now you can stab it to death. Finally, for solid yukkuri like a astron reimu, you want to trap it in your net and deliver a powerful blow. (Does that with a reimu)
And there you have it. I will bring you more updates when you earn more yukkuri death badges.
No.695
thish ish mawicha's eashy pwace now! bad mister can drop dead easy!
No.696
>>693Whats the matter? You guys like torturing and killing animals right?
(USER WAS SENT TO RE-EDUCATION CAMP IN SIBERIA FOR THIS POST) No.697
>>696These bugs aren't animals. What's up with you, retard?
No.724
>>697Ah! Of course your right! The fact that they can talk and are sentient and can articulate their thoughts and feelings puts them closer to humans then most animals! So perhaps you would find it better to kill and torture your fellow man? After all people who torture bugs for fun are likely to move on to torturing animals and then finally to people.
(USER WAS A JEW IN MOSUL FOR THIS POST) No.726
>>724I can't tell if it's logic or trolling which you can't into.
No.728
>>693I can relate. Yukkuris are filled with sweet-sweets, Muslims are filled with pure shit.
>>695Artist? Does anyone know?
No.729
No.730
>>728>who is TakumiLurk the fuck moar.
No.731
>>730>>729Somehow I didn't notice the sparkling :^)