Yu guys ever think that yukkuri are the ultimate parody of humans, and that God/some higher beings out there look down on us like we do on yukkuri? I can't help but think the Anunnaki or some shit will come back and torture the fuck out of us.>B-B-BUT

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Mister 04/15/15 (Wed) 23:57:20 No.811

Yu guys ever think that yukkuri are the ultimate parody of humans, and that God/some higher beings out there look down on us like we do on yukkuri? I can't help but think the Anunnaki or some shit will come back and torture the fuck out of us.

>B-B-BUT MISTER HIGHLY EVOLVED PROGENITOR SPECIES CAN'T EXIST! HUMANS JUST SPRANG OUT OF THE GROUND ALL ON OUR OWN!
>'EY GURL, JAMAL'S PENI-PENI WANNA REFRESH WIF YU, NHOOO
>MY BABY IS THE EASIEST BABY EVER, MISTER GOD WILL BE SO PROUD~
>IF YU LIVE AN EASY LIFE AND BE GOOD, YU'LL GET TO TAKE IT EASY FOREVER IN HEAVEN WITH STREETS PAVED OF GOLD!
>ANUNNAKI CAN'T LIVE HERE! THIS IS HUMAN'S EASY PLACE! IDGAF IF YU WERE HERE FIRST A BILLION YEARS AGO LOL
>MISTER NATURALLY-OCCURRING FOODS CAN'T TAKE IT EASY! NEED PROCESSED FOODS FULL OF SWEET-SWEETS!
>WHAT DO YU MEAN WE CAN'T REFRESH WHENEVER WE WANT?! MISTER SECOND COMING OF CHRIST WHO CAN'T TAKE IT EASY SHOULD GO AWAY AND DIE EASY!

Anyone else?

Mister 04/16/15 (Thu) 01:37:38 No.812

>>811
It's differen't. We can act immoral and do whatever the fuck we want because we have no predators.
We earned the right to take it easy by climbing our way to the top of the foodchain.

Mister 04/16/15 (Thu) 03:10:00 No.813

>>812
I agree. If there were beings who could fuck with us on the level of Yukkuri then it would be a different story, although our cognitive functions are much higher on a practical scale, it could be miniscule in comparison to whatever race dominates us in this hypothetical scenario.

Mister 04/16/15 (Thu) 03:20:28 No.814

>>812
>It's different because we aren't being beaten down yet
The whole idea of this post is that we probably will get BTFO eventually, by aliens or God or something else sentient we can't hope to stand against. There we'll be though, fighting a losing war for human independence. Just like uselessly arrogant yukkuri.
>UNEASY MISTER ALIEN INVADER SHOULD GO AWAY AND DIE EASY! HUMAN WILL DO SHOOT-SHOOT WITH MISTER GUN-GUN!
>Bullets bounce harmlessly off of their space age super-armor, rendering our weapons just as ineffective as the toothpicks/cardboard swords wielded by butthurt yukkuri
>Human begins to get slowly dismembered by attacked alien
>BUT HUMAN DID NOTHING WRONNNNGGGGGG
>WRY IDS DIS HABBEDING
>SDOB ID! HURDS!

What, you think they'll give us mercy because we're the bosses of our own planet? "Oh, it's OK, shitty humans can refresh themselves to 80 billion of them crammed on that stupid rock because they earned it. They earned the right to tell us to go away and die easy. I mean, I don't want to see the humans do their big scary puff-puff!" When have you ever thought this about yukkuri?

Mister 04/16/15 (Thu) 09:54:07 No.815

They obviously embody traits that humans can possess, but your examples are stupid, and there's no reason to think that some kind of "higher" (higher how? Spiritually) beings are looking down on us. If anything they embody the kind of egocentrism, sociopathy, and unsubstantiated opinion showcased by >>812

Mister 04/16/15 (Thu) 23:23:01 No.816

>>815
>your examples are stupid,
They're accurate, uneasy butthurt mister.
>and there's no reason to think that some kind of "higher" (higher how? Spiritually) beings are looking down on us.
I'm sure yukkuri thought that before humans discovered them and started abyusing the shit out of them. Anyway, where'd you get "spiritually" from? It could be God, or it could be a more advanced species, or even ancient aliens, maaaan. I'm just asking about some entity that views us with the same contempt abyusers view yukkuri, with a similar massive power imbalance, but one that doesn't favor us.

Mister 04/17/15 (Fri) 11:19:41 No.818

>>816
Nazi Germany comes to mind, as the most extreme example. The Jews basically had the same status as yukkuri. Apologies if my last post came off as butthurt or insulting, that's just the language I'm used to using on the chans. You didn't really mention anything about aliens or advanced species, just "God/some higher beings", that's why I asked. But yeah, Nazi Germany and a bunch of colonial scenarios comes to mind, along with a long line of brutal conquests.

Mister 04/17/15 (Fri) 20:01:05 No.819

>>814
The difference is that there aren't any aliens around.
Yukkuri are aware of humans, they have to live with them.

Mister 04/20/15 (Mon) 03:06:36 No.821

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>>819

>Mister God's not around to tell us not to refresh outside of marriage any more, so we can make all the little ones we want!

>When Mister God gets back, he'll see how easy our little ones are and let us take it extra easy!

Human logic.

Holy fuck. We really are yukkuris, and you guys are the shitheads going on about your braggable peni-peni and how you earned the right to take it easy and all this other shit. Pic related. Remember what Marisa's saying?

>When Mister is away, we make babies! That's an established fact!

http://yukkuri.shii.org/post/show/62125

I can't even, yu guys. All this time spent advocating for abyuse, defending our proclivities because "they deserve it," and we were the most rage-inducing yukkuri all along.

G-g-going home now.

Mister 04/20/15 (Mon) 07:56:56 No.822

>>821

b-but we have technology, we have complex concepts like irony, we have memes!

Mister 04/21/15 (Tue) 21:51:25 No.823

Am I being tricked or something?

There's nothing to prove the existence of the Christian God.

The yukkuri KNOW that their owners exist, they have to live with them.

Mister 04/21/15 (Tue) 22:27:54 No.824

>>823

>Don'ch twy cho fool da gweach and bowerful Mawicha, shiddy uneajy Patchy!

>Dere's nuching cho pwove de exishtence of mishder humans! Mishder humans haben't been cho Mawicha's eajy pwache in…lots of mishder minutes!

>W-why idj Mawicha fwying in de shky sho shuddenly?

>HURDS!!!

Mister 04/22/15 (Wed) 03:57:14 No.825

>>824

But that's right.

If the yukkuri had never encountered a human, or any evidence that pointed to the existence of a human, then they wouldn't have a reason to believe in them.

Yukkuri clearly DO believe in the existence of mister humans though. Most of them have met them. It's just that they underestimate humans.

Your analogy doesn't work, because there is NOTHING to suggest that god is real.

Mister 04/22/15 (Wed) 17:21:13 No.828

>>821

>>Mister God's not around to tell us not to refresh outside of marriage any more, so we can make all the little ones we want!

>>When Mister God gets back, he'll see how easy our little ones are and let us take it extra easy!

What humans uses this logic, again?

Mister 05/17/15 (Sun) 01:43:04 No.859

>>825

>Great Sage of the Forest Patchy says that mister vegetables grew all on their own!

>Little one who believes in "mister humans" is being silly! Mister humans are just folktales!

LEL.

Hukkuri really are all shitheads that deserve to be punished. Fuck, guys.

Mister 05/18/15 (Mon) 02:18:59 No.860

>>859

>Hukkuri

Great term, coin that shit.

Mister 05/18/15 (Mon) 03:23:55 No.861

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>>859

Mister SAGE! 06/23/15 (Tue) 15:20:20 No.913

The fuck is this mobilize bullshit

Mister 06/24/15 (Wed) 18:39:48 No.914

Humans are basically elder gods to yukkuri.

>unknowable, absurdly powerful otherworldly beings

>sometimes doing some things a certain way will appease them

>other times they don't care and they'll do horrible, incomprehensible things to you for reasons you cannot comprehend

Mister 07/11/15 (Sat) 06:23:27 No.934

i think yukkuris are not exactly a parody of humans BUT a very simplistic interpretation of human nature and behavior, think about this…

>Easy place as the so long whished/dream house

>Killing strays and unknown yukkuris like some humans with other religions people, gays, foreigners…

>Take it easy as the utopic life.

>Acessory as the status quo

>Badges as the individual social status (indirectly your value/"price")

I will not even enter the whole shithead thing, and yukkuris think they outsmart everyone, this is pretty obvious after all.

maybe that explains our hate against they….

Mister 08/06/15 (Thu) 21:22:20 No.951

>>934

I agree, yukkuri are a simplified and exaggerated interpretation of human nature and behavior which we dislike. Shit which gets us angry. With yukkuri we get to vent that through fictional abuse of magic pastries.

Mister 09/02/15 (Wed) 05:14:26 No.956

>Yu guys ever think that yukkuri are the ultimate parody of humans, and that God/some higher beings out there look down on us like we do on yukkuri?

Yes, I imagine it will be quite similar when most of humanity is burning in hell. With as little pity as we regard the yukkuri – grotesque, stupid, selfish, and proud – will God and his angels regard mankind.

Mister SAGE! 09/22/15 (Tue) 23:33:12 No.960

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>>956

Which god and which angels?