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 No.17682

>be me
>browsing /ebola/, 3am, tired as fuck
>pray for ebola-chan to bless me with her gift
>sleep on the computer monitor, whispering "i love you ebola-chan"
>sound of the door opening wakes me up
>look over to see what appears to be an ebola strain shape dangling in the dark illuminating in red
>itshappening.jpg
>"e-ebola chan, is that you?"
NAH ITS ME, EBOLA-MAN
>steps into the light, revealing a large, muscular Ebola-American
>mfw his dick is a massive ebola strain
>grabs me by the head and forces the entire thing down my throat
>ebola dick too big, starts ripping my mouth and throat apart
YE, CANT CONTAIN DIS PANDEMIC
>cant breathe, blood spewing everywhere
>slams me against my desk
>rips my pants off
>try to scream for help, only blood splutters out
IM GONNA MAKE YOU BLEED FROM EVERY ORIFICE
>bends towards my ear and whispers
EVERY ORIFICE
>starts brutally fucking my anus
>ebola dick so big it reaches my internal organs, destroying them
>the pain is excruciating, i am his fucktoy flopping about lifelessly while he's pounding my rectum
NOW SAY YOU LOVE ME!
>"*coff* Ah-I-"
SAY YOU LOVE ME!
>"I-I l-l-lo-"
SAY IT!!!
>"I-I LOVE YOU EBOLA-MAN!"
AW SHIT! HUUUAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!
>cums blood biles into my body
>the force of the ejaculation is so great it starts to come out of my eyes, ears, nose, mouth.
>pulls out and dumps the rest all over my bloody, battered body
>ebola man looks over me then steals my tv and runs away into the night
>with my last ounce of strength i mutter
>"I…love…you…ebola……man…"

 No.17683

quality thread

 No.17687

I enjoyed that story

 No.17691

And then OP died before he had a chance to spread the disease.

 No.17698

>>17691
Who said this was a tragedy thread?

 No.17723

That was beautiful.

 No.20884

Lmfao

 No.20894

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>>17682
Can I sacrifap to that?

 No.22749

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>>17682
ITS EVOLVING KILL IT WITH EBOLA

 No.22750

>>22749
If Ebola-man is the GigaNigga… what the hell is this?

 No.22754

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 No.22769

Thread may be old but at the very least worthy of being bumped. This is the stuff that gets pushed to page N due to shitposters and autism. EBOLA-MAN ARISE!

 No.22772

>>17682
>Austalians

 No.22815

>>22750
Only quads can stop him.



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