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 No.22400

I have not been keeping up with Ebola news for almost a month. Is it still spreading? How bad are things now?

 No.22404

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At this point the whole situation is a massive cluster fuck and no one knows what the fucks going on anymore not even the CDC.

 No.22410

>>22400

Well, I don't suppose she's been slacking all this time. Contrary to popular belief, Ebola-chan doesn't simply fade out of existence when people stop panicking over her approach. On the contrary, the less worried the public is about her, the easier it becomes for her to go wherever she pleases.

I'm sure you'll find out when she reaches your city. Or, maybe you won't, and by the time you do find out it'll already be too late. That's probably the point, I suppose… Ebola-chan has friends in high places who are helping her along, since her goals are similar to their own (massive depopulation). (I'm sure she finds their naivete quite adorable… they actually think she'll spare them!)

 No.22412

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>>22400
Yeah, he >>22404 said it right no one knows because they're not talking about in the news,radio or any other form of information station. (that should be a song name sounds too catchy not to be. "information station")

>>22410
>they actually think she'll spare them!

HAHAHAha, I had a good laugh, thank you.

 No.22433

It probably died out already, since nothing new have been heard about ebola for over a month now.

 No.22434

>>22433
W-what if we aren't hearing anything because everyone who could report it is already dead?

 No.22435

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>>22433
Nobody cares anymore.

But I do

 No.22436

>>22433
http://www.npr.org/blogs/goatsandsoda/2014/12/15/370446566/endless-ebola-endemic-thats-the-risk-we-face-now-cdc-says

There's still plenty of Ebola news, it's just not making headlines anymore because there has been no real change in the situation.

The average person doesn't care that Ebola is spreading in Africa. It's boring to them now. Ebola will not be all over the news again unless it spreads through India or something.

 No.22440

is it still doubling every three months?

 No.22441

>>22440
>three months
I think you mean three weeks, and its roughly doubling at 28 days again

 No.22443

>>22436
I thought Ebola already made it to India, you would think that it would spread nicely through the cities since a lot of them are poor

 No.22444

>>22436
sounds like they are expecting her to be like every other disease that hits africa. always there in a controlled way but never completely eradicated.

 No.22445

>>22443
No, that man recovered from Ebola while he was in Africa. Despite making a full recovery, traces of Ebola were still found in his semen, so India decided to quarantine him longer just to be safe. It was a dead end from the start. Ebola never left the quarantine.



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