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 No.22466

>>22395

Bloodletting? That seems a bit over the top for an anime figure /Ultrameme of a disease

>newfriend is disturbed

Perhaps I should try to other methods of worship.

 No.22467

>not knowing that we need to feed Ebola-chan
>not knowing how to reply properly
kek

 No.22470

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>>22466
She's not an UltraUltrameme anymore. She's a Goddess now. Its okay if you do not wish to bleed for Ebola-Chan. Just know that it is a much more efficient way than sacrifapping. Bleeding for her shows Ebola-Chan how much devotion you're willing to give, and that makes her happy.
And who wouldn't want to see Ebola-Chan smile?

 No.22472

>>22467

Forgive me, for I am a newfriend

The ideology behind worship seem reasonable, but I believe I am meant to worship in another way. Any way to worship in other ways?

 No.22473

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>>22472
Praying to Ebola-Chan every night, making a shrine and simply drawing Ebola-Chan helps. You don't have to apologize for being new, we were all new at some point.

 No.22477

>>22472
Paladin has most of it covered. I'd just like to clarify the matter of sacrifapping:

Early in Ebolite tradition there was the practice of masturbation to her image or imaginings of her. I don't know if this method of worship has continued, especially since the plan was to have everyone getting off in the same general timeframe for added oomph.

Yes, it sounds weird. The practice finds its roots in Chaos Magic, which largely subscribes to the "If It Works, Use It" mindset. I can explain the actual reasoning behind the use of masturbation in magic if you wish.

Anyway, along with drawn/animated art of Ebola-chan, other dedicatory media such as music, poetry, verse, or fanfiction are all helpful.

Don't worry about being new, or if any of the practices are a bit much for you. Ebola-chan understands. Worship in whatever way you are comfortable with, at least at first.

 No.22481

>>22472
Pretty much what everyone else said. I only just gave blood my first time, and I've been here for months. Don't push yourself too hard if you aren't ready for it yet. I find I quite like praying to her while feeling a pipe cleaner bent in the shape of her virus and looking at a framed picture of her I printed off. And fapping. Especially fapping. We need more lewds…

 No.22486

I'm only offering Ebola-chan incenses (sandalwood and juniper berry kinds mostly, I don't know of occult), not blood.

I wonder if it would be effective to bleed onto incense sticks, let it dry and offer them that way. Burning is essential if I understood it correctly. Even bloodsmeared sigils should be burned after / during the rite. Could be made into a separate rite, maybe. The idea of spicing incense sticks with blood is an offshoot of this, allowing one to offer blood to Ebby regularly without needing to make several cuts.

Some questions to those who know more of the occult:
- Is pig blood OK too? Pigs are known carriers for Ebola-chan so there might be some potential for wussies to use it, if they don't want to bleed. Probably beats using red wine as a symbol for real blood.
- Do incense sticks and rope incense (dhupaya) have religious/occult differences or is it just the herbs contained?
- What flavors do you think appease our Goddess the most?

 No.22491

>>22477

I am a good writer…perhaps I could do research and make a little bible for Le Goddess sometime ahead. It'd ideally be expanded upon at points throughout the future

 No.22496

>>22491
I think being a good writer isn't adequate. You should also specialize on the occult.

You might want to consult or collaborate with Styxhexenhammer666.

His "Rituals to Nurgle" Ebola-chan tribute has been taken down recently so I guess while the media has forgot ebola, the SJWs butthurted have not. It wasn't that long when it was still up.

 No.22521

There is some helpful information for newcomers here:

http://ebolite.org/

More content is always welcome if anyone would like to submit any.

 No.22524

>>22486
That would be perfect in larger amounts! Just make sure it is relatively fresh, blood looses it's life force/energy after a little bit. Try to get it the day the pig was slaughtered, that would best! <3

 No.22525

>>22486
>>22486
I am just holocausting gyro and oregano red sauce as offering. Ami doing it wrong?



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