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 No.22898

So /ebola/, I've been thinking about cannibalism recently. Pretty much the health detriments of it, eating any tissue containing prions, will give you Creutzfeldt-Jakob Disease (the human equivalent of Mad Cow Disease), primarily the brain and nerves. However could that be used to our advantage?

The typical Ebola-American in Africa is dumber than a bag of dried cow shit, and we all know they do all kinds of outlandish things over there, like thinking that fucking an infant cures AIDS.

So… I've been thinking, and could we somehow introduce a retarded shamanism idea like that into Africa? Like … idk… eating a nigfants brain will cure your Ebola or something? Ebola-Americans will start eating their young, and then they themselves will soon (over a year period in rare cases longer, so the simple Ebola-American brain won't notice causality) drop dead from CJD-san, provided Ebola-chan doesn't finish the job. Since Ebola-chan itself isn't really deadly enough, there will always be a few Ebola-Americans who would do something like that, overcome it naturally (with help of insane western doctors likely), and serve as a living testament to all other Ebola-Americans to cannibalize their offspring.

I made this thread previously on /pol/, but they are as per usual bickering over stupid shit with no clear consensus anywhere in sight and circle jerking in a swastika pattern.

 No.22900

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Circlejerk in swastika pattern does not a circle make.

That's a SWASTIFAP.

 No.22901

Babies are already susceptible to Ebola-chan's love, getting infected afros to eat people's kids won't speed things up much more than they already are.

Besides, why deprive Ebola-chan the chance to meet the little ones, or better, get to show her love to the doctors attempting to treat them?

http://www.nbcnews.com/storyline/ebola-virus-outbreak/when-caring-kills-ebola-kills-nurses-who-touched-baby-n230696

 No.22902

protip: babies are better shaken, not stirred

 No.22907

>>22901
We are not depriving Ebola-chan of anything here. Simply, we're safeguarding against any heretics that will reject her love. Sacrificing one child in order to punish 10-20 heretics I think is a fair tradeoff.

 No.22908

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I hope to Ebola-Chan this is a joke thread. Other wise, this whole thread is full of heretic's
wanting to use some sub-form of JEW tactic's, slowly making a race of already insane people become more insane, eating their own young instead of loving and teaching them not to be so insane. This is why people see us as sick people who only wish for death. Ebola-Chan show's love to all and if they die, it was her will, let her will be her's, not your's.

 No.22909

>>22908
Sadly, dear paladin, you forget that the faith's roots lie in a movement designed to purge Africa. What has happened over time, however, is that the Ebolism of /ebola/ has become more about worshiping Ebola-chan, while the /fringe/ and /pol/ believers still tend to take her as a tool for destruction, as was the cult's original purpose. Hell, there wasn't even supposed to be a "real" cult, just a method of scaring the blacks into avoiding or even killing doctors.

Of course, it couldn't be helped that, once they realized they were tapping into SOMETHING real, people actually started believing. Unfortunately, someone who hasn't visited this board at all, or even much since its founding, would not be aware of the ideological shift. Thus, they would expect us to go along gleefully with this plan.

My point: there's no need to cry heresy, especially when the thread is so young. Arguably, we who love Ebola-chan for all that she is and will do are the heretics, the alternate sect.

 No.22910

>>22909
THEY are the heretics. WE are Her priests!

Do not be led astray. Ideology and faith can evolve over time. There is much to wash clean in Her image on this planet, and anyone who simply wants to eradicate Africa is no ebolite in my opinion.

To want that is to deny Her love. I still let my blood hoping we will all come to meet Her as She intends to.

Her grace upon you all.

 No.22911

>>22909
I see what you are saying. I guess I did over react just a bit.
>>22910
Hold on, brother. He(>>22909) has a point, with more halfchanner's flocking to h8chan, we'll see more threads like this. I overreacted and I see that now, we just need a written creed or text to give guide lines in which to follow.

 No.23044

An infants brain wont get you sick, gotta be an old persons brain.

 No.23052

>>23044
This prion concentration in tissues increases with age. That's how prions work.

 No.23054

all that matters are dead Ebola-Americans



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