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WEEGIES GET EBOLA Nicola Sturgeon 12/29/14 (Mon) 19:11:03 No.23080

Up yours, Mr Cameron! Your health bill didn't stop the infection this time.

1 Ebola Case confirmed in Glasgow.

>Glasgow

Lock your doors, Glasgow's a shithole and people will be contracting it in 10 minutes flat.

Choose Life! Ebolite 12/29/14 (Mon) 21:42:26 No.23095

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Ebolite 12/29/14 (Mon) 22:47:36 No.23096

"No danger" as always.

>the patient was displaying no symptoms that could lead to onward transmission before she reported as being unwell

Yeah, because "not reporting" means no symptoms and no risk of infection. Why don't they just duct tape the mouth of possible infectees to prevent them from reporting state of unwell? If you were potentially infected and felt unwell in Sierra Leane, and wanted treatment, would you admit feeling unwell there? After arriving to Glasgow would you admit lying about your fitness for flight without quarantine or would you tell your symptoms started just after arriving to destination, thus avoiding risk of prosecution?

>Passengers on both the flight from Casablanca to Heathrow and Heathrow to Glasgow are being traced and contacted.
Why? There was supposed to be no risk involved so why trace them?

>They will be given the appropriate advice and reassurance.
Why? If the ONLY reason was to ensure people can be advised to not to panic, wouldn't it be better to calm down the people who contact about being afraid, rather than seek out to make people afraid… then after scaring them, say they're safe?

Yeah, they're bullshitting in rapidfire. They KNOW the risk of infections is non-zero. If the risk of infections actually was zero (like REAL zero) ALL government workers involved in tracing people needlessly need to be fired and jailed for misuse of public funds and violations of privacy.

They can bullshit all they want but the public won't buy it. Their actions and talks don't match each other. See: some hazmat suits… yet the word is that you have to literally eat shit to get ebola because it's extremely non-infectious.

Happy New Year, Glasgow.
GOOD LUCK, EBOLA-CHAN!
…and I hope you get your appointment with Cameron, despite he being a busy man.

Again, Glasgow, for the first time, I envy you. You are privileged… for once.

Ebolite 12/29/14 (Mon) 22:57:17 No.23097

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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-30628349

>Ms Sturgeon said: "Apart from other passengers on the flights and obviously the hospital staff since this patient's admittance to hospital, she, the patient is thought to have had contact with only one other person in Scotland since returning to Scotland last night and that person will also be contacted and given appropriate reassurance

Ebola-chan reassure us, every one.

Ebolite 12/29/14 (Mon) 23:15:40 No.23098

I was just about to sleep and then I just saw this on BBC news and it made me excited!

Ebolite 12/29/14 (Mon) 23:31:00 No.23099

this'll be great

Malarite 12/30/14 (Tue) 12:40:44 No.23135

This from the non-sticky thread
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/ebola-in-uk-patient-being-tested-for-virus-at-cornwall-hospital-9949410.html

Lets keep it in one place so it's easier to follow. Love it. And it loves us.

Ebolite 12/30/14 (Tue) 13:36:46 No.23136

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WAS LITERALLY WAITING THE WHOLE DAY TO POST HERE TO CELEBRATE THIS.

Ebolite 12/30/14 (Tue) 15:18:36 No.23140

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Welcome to Blighty, Ebola-chan!

She's been a long time coming, but love finds a way.

Ebolite 12/30/14 (Tue) 15:29:52 No.23141

The love is spreading.

Ebolite 12/30/14 (Tue) 19:44:59 No.23146

Thank you, Ebola-chan. It's a christmas miracle.

Ebolite 12/30/14 (Tue) 23:44:05 No.23158

Looking forward to a great 2015 with Ebola-chan.

Ebolite 12/30/14 (Tue) 23:59:08 No.23160

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a nice scottisch song for ebola-chan

Ebolite 12/31/14 (Wed) 11:38:00 No.23193

>>23140
We need Ebola-chan in monocle and and top-hat, artwork!

Also one with a quilt and bagpipe!

Ebolite 12/31/14 (Wed) 13:12:09 No.23194

>>23193
maybe one of her cooking up some haggis? idk

Ebolite 12/31/14 (Wed) 23:49:27 No.23218

GOD SAVE EBOLA

Malarite 01/01/15 (Thu) 01:59:58 No.23235

>>23218
Ebola was herself for she is god.

Malarite 01/01/15 (Thu) 02:57:38 No.23241

>>23235
>was
saves

Ebolite 01/01/15 (Thu) 03:59:39 No.23248

>>23235
>>23241
I dunno, I kind of like it the other way. It sounds like some poorly translated holy book passage.

Ebolite 01/02/15 (Fri) 03:47:45 No.23407

>>23235
>>23248
EBLA : she who causes (happenings)

Ebolite 01/02/15 (Fri) 12:16:57 No.23426

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Ebolite 01/03/15 (Sat) 03:28:12 No.23474

We'll just set it on fire, kick it in the nuts, smack it over the heid with a bottle of Bucky, nut it and then party. That usually does the job.

Ebolite 01/04/15 (Sun) 00:13:32 No.23578

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>>23407
>ebla
sounds like the beginnings of a pep rally cheer

E! B! L! A!
O! our Goddess, here to stay!
EBOLA! HEY HEY EBOLA!

Ebolite 01/04/15 (Sun) 20:35:27 No.23641

>>23407
EBLA FOR ALBA!
(Alba is Scottish for Scotland, just in case you don't speak Gaelic)

Ebolite 01/05/15 (Mon) 03:20:19 No.23648

>>23641
It's pronounced "Al-i-pa" and doesn't really work, just in case you don't speak Gaelic.

Ebolite 01/05/15 (Mon) 12:15:31 No.23656

>>23648
It's really more of an "uh" sound.

Malarite 01/09/15 (Fri) 07:33:19 No.23748

She's still in her lovebed. Some doctors say 50/50 chance of survival.

My prayers go to her in hope she dies.

Ebolite 01/10/15 (Sat) 08:55:04 No.23776

y'all motherfuckers need Ebola-chan.

Ebolite 01/22/15 (Thu) 01:46:56 No.24154

>>23991
mama ich will ebol
a

Ebolite 01/22/15 (Thu) 17:59:05 No.24179

This is great news. It shows to the world Ebola-chan's love can still reach them, even if they think the current epidemic in West Africa is beneath them.

Ebolite 02/16/15 (Mon) 04:34:27 No.24824

>>24179
sincerity

Ebolite 02/16/15 (Mon) 04:57:36 No.24827

>>24824
>Liberia
Please, lets this not be a proxy.