ISIS has been offered to EBOLA-CHAN

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ISIS has been offered to EBOLA-CHAN Ebolite 01/01/15 (Thu) 23:16:03 No.23369

http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2015-01-01/weaponized-ebola-isis-militants-said-contract-deadly-virus

"Forget targeted US airstrikes, ISIS faces a new existential threat. Citing an unnamed source in a Mosul hospital, Iraq's official pro-government newspaper, al Sabaah, said Ebola arrived in Mosul from "terrorists" who came "from several countries" and Africa. Mashable further confirms, three outlets reported that Ebola showed up at a hospital in Mosul. For now, it's unclear if any disease experts or doctors in Mosul are even able to test for the Ebola virus; but it would mark the first time the virus had been detected in an area controlled by ISIS, a group that doesn't embrace science and modern medicine."

Ebolite 01/01/15 (Thu) 23:38:40 No.23370

Oh hopefully they know what they could do with a biological love weapon at their hands

Ebolite 01/02/15 (Fri) 00:38:40 No.23379

Weaponizing love? As abhorrent as this is, I'm certain she'll retain her loving nature throughout the ordeal. These hateful people just can't fully appreciate what they have in their hands.

A Paladin of Ebolism 01/02/15 (Fri) 01:37:02 No.23383

>For now, it's unclear if any disease experts or doctors in Mosul are even able to test for the Ebola virus;

This part is confusing. So how do they know for sure it's Ebola? Do they have a Wizard or something? I feel like this may be a false flag. But if true, neat!

Ebolite 01/02/15 (Fri) 03:51:35 No.23408

GOOD LUCK EBOLA-CHAN!

I LOVE YOU EBOLA-CHAN!

THANK YOU EBOLA-CHAN!

SPREAD YOUR WANGS EBOLA-CHAN!

TAKBIR EBOLA-CHAN!

ALLAKHU AKBAR EBOLA-CHAN!

Ebolite 01/02/15 (Fri) 04:41:34 No.23410

>>23383
>This part is confusing. So how do they know for sure it's Ebola?

The symptoms would make it obvious after a while.

Malarite 01/02/15 (Fri) 11:54:09 No.23424

…or it could just be Iraqi Information Minister writing those articles.

OK, he might say ISIS is nowhere while simultaneously saying they're running away, flying and being trapped. These are obviously not mutually exclusive, or at least he thinks they aren't.

Ebolite 01/02/15 (Fri) 15:19:17 No.23428

>>23383
aliens.jpg

Ebolite 01/02/15 (Fri) 21:49:03 No.23447

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>mfw ebola-chan takes down ISIS

Ebolite 01/02/15 (Fri) 22:09:55 No.23448

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ain't it magic

Ebolite 01/02/15 (Fri) 22:19:32 No.23451

>>23369
>Ebola is going to exterminate the terrorist
Ebola
Ebola

Ebola-chan, fuck yeah!
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Whatcha' gonna do when she comes for you now

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Dead Ebola-Americans, Fuck yeah!

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