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 No.23454

I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but here's some bad news:

Ebola outbreak will end in 2015 - UN's Anthony Banbury
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-africa-30655303

You guys need to start building more altars, or start buying plane tickets for Ebola-Americans, or something.

YOU COULD HAVE STOPPED THIS BY SIMPLY TAKING A FLIGHT TO WEST AFRICA

 No.23455

>Trusting the BBC
I do agree, our efforts on the 25th of December had a massive impact. We should be doing more.

 No.23456

>Being this fucking stupid

He even said it himself, he doesn't know if this battle will end, he has no clue.

 No.23457

They're just saying that because they have NO idea when it's going to end, and they need a date to please the public. That's why that date keeps changing.

 No.23458

>>23456
>He even said it himself, he doesn't know if this battle will end, he has no clue.

"Going forward it's going to be extremely hard for us to bring it down to zero [cases], but that is what we will do," he told reporters, adding: "I believe we will end Ebola in 2015."
I believe we will end Ebola in 2015.
I believe we will end Ebola in 2015.
I believe we will end Ebola in 2015.

 No.23459

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>>23458
>>23457
>>23456
T-trust us guys! E-Everything's under control..

 No.23460

>>23459
I believe you, Goldbergstein!

 No.23462

Fuck that, I am going to worship her even harder, what they gonna do?

 No.23464

Oh no! Anthony Banbury says Ebola will go away!

Seriously, this is a rubbish article.

 No.23470

"I believe Ebola will end us in 2015"

 No.23471

You kids are really desperate aren't you?

This ebola thing was never actually a big deal. Literally everyone that latched onto this Ultrameme is a low IQ media hype ridden sensationalist fucking retard. At least the normies have stopped freaking out about it, so that literally puts you fucks below the normies.(GOOD LUCK EBOLA-CHAN!)

 No.23473

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bullshit she won't disappear until she ravages us all and end the cycle of suffering.

>>23470
that sounds beautiful

GOOD LUCK EBOLA CHAN
I LOVE YOU EBOLA CHAN

 No.23500

didnt the bbc say the same thing about herpes a while back?

 No.23502

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 No.23505

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>Banbury studied political science at Tufts University and obtained his Masters degree from The Fletcher School of Law and Diplomacy. He also received a Diploma of Higher Studies from the Graduate Institute of International Studies in Geneva.

Meanwhile, here's what actual epidemiologist Michael Osterholm - the guy Congress called in when someone sent them a bunch of anthrax-laced love mail - has to say on the matter:

>The first possibility is that the Ebola virus spreads from West Africa to megacities in other regions of the developing world. This outbreak is very different from the 19 that have occurred in Africa over the past 40 years. It is much easier to control Ebola infections in isolated villages. But there has been a 300 percent increase in Africa’s population over the last four decades, much of it in large city slums. What happens when an infected person yet to become ill travels by plane to Lagos, Nairobi, Kinshasa or Mogadishu — or even Karachi, Jakarta, Mexico City or Dhaka?


>The second possibility is one that virologists are loath to discuss openly but are definitely considering in private: that an Ebola virus could mutate to become transmissible through the air. You can now get Ebola only through direct contact with bodily fluids. But viruses like Ebola are notoriously sloppy in replicating, meaning the virus entering one person may be genetically different from the virus entering the next. The current Ebola virus’s hyper-evolution is unprecedented; there has been more human-to-human transmission in the past four months than most likely occurred in the last 500 to 1,000 years. Each new infection represents trillions of throws of the genetic dice.


http://www.nytimes.com/2014/09/12/opinion/what-were-afraid-to-say-about-ebola.html

 No.23516

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>This ebola thing was never actually a big deal.

>The current Ebola virus’s hyper-evolution is unprecedented; there has been more human-to-human transmission in the past four months than most likely occurred in the last 500 to 1,000 years.


Gif related.

 No.23517

>>23516
Whoops, forgot to show who I was addressing.
This guy. >>23471

 No.23519

>>23505
Oh that is wonderful news. We should make him become a believer

 No.23525

>>23505
Michael Osterholm may be an antagonist for Ebola-chan but he's no idiot like vast majority of CDC bureaucrats and WHO people who are mostly just dealing with the politics and PR propaganda regarding the spread of ebola: simultaneously pleading for money due to severity of the outbreak, and lying their asses off to not cause economic distress in the First World nations (i.e avoid panic).

People who know the least tend to talk the most and get most media coverage, whether it is spreading premature panic (before silencing order from Obama) or denying all risk to all people in the west even in case of an outbreak.

 No.23526

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
Forgot the embed from my previous post.

Here's the embed.

 No.23592

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>>23526
>My answer, which is really simple, is "There's just gonna be lots and lots and lots of cases, and lots and lots and lots of deaths, and we don't know what that number's gonna be. And we just have to accept that fact."
>The world was not prepared to respond in virus time to a crisis like this.
>I'm ready to acknowledge… it's not gonna be enough. And let's not fool ourselves, and don't tell the world it's gonna be enough. But we've got to do what we can.
>If West Africa was a can of gas waiting for a match to hit it, the rest of Central Africa is a tanker truck waiting for a match to hit it.
>There is no plan B. There is no plan B. How would we fight this if, in fact, this were to suddenly flare up in one of these cities?
>Could we fight it on two fronts? We can't even fight it on one front!
>We don't know what's going on!

>I have personally heard from clinicians with whole series of cases where people did not ever present, through the entire time from admission to the treatment center up until they died, that ever had a documented 101.5 fever. They never did.


>[scientists at a Canadian lab] actually took one of the strains from Guinea and put it into macaques, a little over a month and a half ago. What they saw was remarkable. It was unlike any of the ebolaviruses they've seen in monkeys. It was MUCH much more severe, the pathology in the lungs was remarkable; and as Gary, who is one of the most prominent ebola virologists in the world, said, "It is very worrisome to me, about what I saw there." Maybe this is a different virus.

>Plan B. What the hell are we going to do if we suddenly see the potential for transmission that might be respiratory in nature?

>The virus is in control right now of what is happening. We have to understand that.

 No.23598

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>>23592
This pleases me greatly.

 No.23603

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>>23592
benis is now diamonds

 No.23607

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>>23592
Finally, the truth comes out. And it's magnificent.

 No.23611

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>>23592
>the pathology in the lungs was remarkable
>Maybe this is a different virus.

mfw Airborne Race Specific Ebolaids is brewing.

 No.23612

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 No.23617

>>23611
>Race Specific
you mean the human race and its subspecies?

 No.23625

>>23592
>>23526
This is so awesome. Someone who actually knows about the virus and the situation and isn't just an incompetent fuck comes out with a statement… and it's completely devastating for anyone who still was an unbeliever
Oh please, just one continent wiped out would be enough.
I hope that our personal breakthrough happens: A widespread infection in a completely unconnected country, possibly as far away as possible. That would let the aid efforts completely break down. On the other hand more countries might declare out-right war against her.
Also the automatic caption for that video is surprisingly good.

 No.23633

>>23617
>human race and its subspecies

You still buy into the bullshit of "humans are one race"…

Even if humans were all from same race, they would be a single species (Homo sapiens) that just happens to have one (current) subspecies (Homo sapiens sapiens) and among one subspecies, one race (Homo sapiens sapiens everyfriend).

You DON'T say human race and it's subspecies because SPECIES > SUBSPECIES > RACE. You DON'T fucking put race above subspecies. Race is minimal genetic difference.

Species: Homo sapiens.

Subspecies: Homo sapiens sapiens (as opposed to Homo sapiens neanderthalis, now extinct).

Races would be more like "Homo sapiens sapiens var ebolaamericanus"… if the taxonomy went that far but they don't. "Race" and "breed" aren't scientifically acknowledged taxonomical categories. They have no meaning. Hence the claim that "all humans are the same race" is a meaningless statement. It has no possible meaning because the word "race" has no meaning. People usually use word "race" to draw a moral statement either in favor or against discrimination. They don't even use it in any scientific way, hence discussion of whether the statement is true or false is absurd because the discussion is not even in realm of factuality but ethics.

 No.23637

>>23633
>>23633
>"Race" and "breed" aren't scientifically acknowledged taxonomical categories. They have no meaning. Hence the claim that "all humans are the same race" is a meaningless statement. It has no possible meaning because the word "race" has no meaning.
Well that's actually debatable. There are probably sufficient genetic and obviously morphological differences between geographically distinct human populations and the main reason we don't recognize "races" as subspecies is because of political correctness and only counting paleosubspecies even though a Scandinavian is obviously more distinct to a Bushman than an archaic Homo sapiens sapiens was to a Homo sapiens heidelbergensis (not to mention that both Heidelberg's man and Neanderthal's are mostly viewed as distinct species nowadays).

 No.23638

>>23637
Well, at the very least, if we want to classify people into different races we are talking about differences in detail:
Homo sapiens sapiens Ebola-Americanicus
Homo sapiens sapiens aryansupermanicus
Homo sapiens sapiens squityeyesicus
and so on.

What >>23617 showed is SUPREME DEGREE of idiocy as it equated "race" not into SUB-SUB-species but into species. It apptributed "race" above rather than below subspecies.

There is no "human race". We have "human species". And "modern human subspecies". If we talk about race, we talk about Ebola-Americans, caucasians, chinks, Japs, aboriginals, etc.

Or course the problem with sub-sub-species (i.e "race" or "breed" or "ethnicity") level categorization is that unlike with species, we don't have a much chance of testing whether people are of same race or not. With species it's simpler: make cat and dog fuck each other. If they make fertile offspring, that cat is the same species as the dog. Subspecies can occasionally reproduce (and even have fertile offspring) and subsubspecies crossbreeding certainly produce offspring so how do you classify them?

Of course there's even problem with the species classification: testing two individuals whether they're the same species is possible but "species" is a continuous thing (see: ring species). A and B may be capable of breeding. B and C might be capable of breeding. But A and C might not necessarily be able.

The problem isn't with the concept of species, the problem is taxonomy. The entire idea of taxonomy is a big "FUCK YOU" toward actual understanding of process of natural evolution. It is a somewhat handy tool, though, but it was created back when people didn't really understand that much about the details of evolution, back when we still wanted to organize animals into "kinds". Well, it was a step to the right direction, nevertheless.

 No.23640

>>23638
>With species it's simpler: make cat and dog fuck each other.
Distinction of species based on crossbreeds' fertility is antiquated and pretty much useless.

Today it is known that there are not only interspecial and intergeneric hybrids that are fertile but also fertile hybrids with parents from different subfamilies, the Bottlenose Dolphin X False Killer Whale to be specific.

 No.23671

>>23640
Homo Sapiens itself is mostly made up of Sapiens/Neanderthalensis hybrids.
Europeans especially have a high level of Neanderthal DNA (2-4%), but indigenous Africans have none since their ancestors never headed north to get that Neanderthal pussy before it went extinct.

 No.23685

>>23671
>to get that Neanderthal pussy before it went extinct.
According to wiki the cucking occurred by Neanderthals in expense of Sapiens since male Sapiens X female Neanderthal produced infertile hybrids. That's the main reason why though modern Europeans have a significant amount of Neanderthal genes they have zero mitochondrial genes from them.



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