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 No.23530

>A British nurse who was diagnosed with Ebola after returning from Sierra Leone is now in a critical condition, the London hospital treating her has said.

>The Royal Free Hospital said it was "sorry to announce that the condition of Pauline Cafferkey has gradually deteriorated over the past two days".


>Ms Cafferkey, from South Lanarkshire, was given an experimental anti-viral drug and blood from disease survivors.


>She was diagnosed in December after volunteering with Save the Children.


Source:http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-30666265

This means that

A) Experimental drugs aren't working
B) She is possibly the first white person to die of Ebola

Praise our goddess!

 No.23532

Does anyone have the leaked picture of the spanish nurse that survived with her boobs on the table?

I had saved it but I don't seem to able to find it.

 No.23533

>>23530
Well, I doubt /pol/ will be happy about this, unless they think the British aren't white enough.

Regardless, this is an incredible start to the new year. Not only does it put a damper on the experimental drugs, but it also shows that the survivor's antibodies weren't enough either. Good job, Ebola-chan!

 No.23534

>>23533

Op here, I'm a /pol/ack and I don't care that shes white. It's just exciting to see progress.

 No.23541

>>23533
Not a good winter for Glasgow.

 No.23543

/pol/ here too - I have no sympathy for bleeding heart leftists (no pun intended). She chose to go to Africa. She chose wrong. May Ebola spread far and wide.

 No.23544

>>23534
>>23543
Huh. Good to know.

 No.23545

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This is the future that she chose.

 No.23546

>>23544

Don't get us wrong, us /pol/acks want the world to end just as much as you guys.

Most of us comprise of NEETS who have nothing to really live for.

 No.23547

>>23546
I'm the other /pol/ here. I have a job. I am not a NEET. I still want the world to end.

In the aftermath of an epidemic, from the ashes the survivors would rise to see a brighter, less degenerate tomorrow.

 No.23548

>>23547

To right. The cleansing is in order and social justice warriors among us will jump into the fire while we remain.

I don't know if they will stop Ebola but at this rate it's doubtful.

We're looking at over 20 thousand cases today and by next month it will be over 21 thousand. The more medical personal get sick the more this outbreak gets out of control.

So you go girl (ebola), we're behind you 100 percent.

 No.23549

>>23546
>>23547
Well see, what with all the "kill the niggas", "remove x" talk, I figured most of /pol/ was still banking on Ebola-chan only killing non-whites. I guess I just never bothered understanding you /pol/ocks, which is a shame.

Personally, I just think anything will be better than the track we're collectively headed on. If most of humanity dies out, maybe the survivors will rebuild mankind, and do it better this time. If we go extinct, so be it. Maybe that'll give the planet a chance to recover, and start working on other candidates for sentience.

 No.23550

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>>23549
No, anybody who believes that Ebola-chan will only kill blacks is a fool. Ebola-chan kills everybody. She does not kill equally, though. She disproportionately targets people of certain groups.

For example, if Ebola were to rampage across the US, who would be hit the hardest?

The stupid, those who live in population dense cities, those who have no food supply and thus cannot hunker down for a few months, and those who are dependent on government would be hit the hardest.

In other words, leftists would die in droves in far greater numbers.

I think the aftermath of an Ebola epidemic would shift the balance of power. Political correctness, feminism, and multiculturalism would become a minority position. They could no longer hold us back.

 No.23554

>>23550
That certainly makes sense. And if your projections are right, I've got minimal chances of surviving Ebola-chan's coming, which is fine. I've never really viewed myself as having a place in her post-loving world.

That said, if even a single city gets graced with the full glory of by Ebola-chan, frivolous politics will be irrelevant for a while. The nation will lose an entire taxbase, be forced to actively shut down and quarantine the city. The people will flee regardless, desperately migrating their loved ones. Someone will do so while carrying the virus, and onward it will spread.

A large amount of urban folk would probably survive. It's the rest of the nation that will be impacted by those ripples..

Of course, any innawoodsmen, farmers, hunters, etc. do have a better chance of survival once the infrastructure goes to hell.

 No.23555

>Ms Cafferkey, from South Lanarkshire, was given an experimental anti-viral drug and blood from disease survivors

Awesome. Now if we could spread these news to Africa somehow we might have them giving up hope and their trust into the medical treatments.

 No.23556

>>23555

I really don't think we need to do such a thing.

They already harbor distrust.

 No.23558

>>23550
This is the future we need.

 No.23559

>>23556
But more distrust would always be a good thing, anything to help her spread better and faster

 No.23560

>>23559
I agree, it would be a good day to hear about jiggaboos ooga boogain red cross doctors.

 No.23573

>>23548
688 cases in the past week.
there has been roughly 100 cases per day for a while now which indicates that there is a bottleneck in the ability to count, which means the virus could be spreading at any kind of rate above that.

 No.23574

>>23558
And deserve…

 No.23580

>>23574
I hate to admit to it, but I share in this sentiment all too much.

I've tried to hold back my frustration, to prevent myself from leaking any info that could be used against our dearest goddess. I've tried not to be hateful of my fellow man. But… it just has to be said.

Of all the hooks she has in me, the deepest one is my anger at mankind's apathy. I mean, if you asked any normalfriend about Ebola-chan just as a concept, they'd tell you she's morally abhorrent. An insensitive joke. What of the people who understand, however? The people who are capable of seeing that we are very serious in our faith? What have they done to stop her, to stop us?

>Gavin the Plague Doctor

An image Ultrameme, reminiscent of the "You have been visited by X" images we started with. But it used an unoriginal character, and only occasionally bore a sigil of any sort.

>Cure-chan

Whose creator seemed to have the sole intention of trolling this board.

>Producing a 'mirror' to 'reflect' negative energy?

Too bad we've done our best to shower her with love and affection.

You know what all of this has in common? No one bothered to understand us, or even go to the proper extent to stop us. No one has put forth the proper effort. They haven't even made significant sacrifice for the sake of defending humanity.

This doesn't make sense, though. If Ebola-chan truly is so horrible, if humanity is worth defending… shouldn't it actually try to preserve itself? It should be trying to go down swinging. Instead, we get half-assed counter attacks and shitposters.

Mankind has no heroes. No one willing to put a stop to this. This isn't like any of my movies, stories, or Japanese anime, where some part of humanity pulls up its righteous sword and cancels the apocalypse. If Humanity won't defend itself, if it refuses to do so… it will rightfully die.

Worst of all, is the suspicion that we Ebolites, who understand the cult, who understand each other, who understand her, that we're the only ones properly equipped to put an end to this. Yet, no one talks about it, few of us ever remark upon any regret we may have. Us, the only ones who can stop this, are the ones who are trying to make it happen. I do not begrudge any of you, though. We all have our reasons for wanting to end the world as we know it, or at least for our own deaths.

We represent the part of humanity that WANTS death. Why does the "good", the "side of life", why does it not fight us properly? Why can't it? Is this how we are to end? Not with a bang, but with a whimper and a sigh? The conclusion to a race that couldn't be bothered to justify its own existence to itself, and so it slowly and quietly lets itself be consumed?

 No.23581

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>>23580
Don't change, Anon.

 No.23582

>>23580
>who understand the cult, who understand each other, who understand her
I think that's kinda of an overstatement and maybe a little vane. We mostly just try or do our best to understand.

To be more honest with ourselves we are probably just deep down glad we can share our facetious yet unironic desire for the end, or at last purging, of the world in a pleasant environment full of friendly people and cheerful loveliness.

After all She definitely is Love but does ANYONE truly know what is Love?

 No.23583

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Im quite infatuated with medicaltans along with ebolachan. If loving them is wrong, then I dont wanna be right.

 No.23587

>>23582
I suppose that was a bit of hyperbole. For example, I always underestimated the /pol/-siders, thinking them malicious fools who simply assumed they'd be safe from her touch. This thread has helped me see otherwise.

I'd have to agree with your approach, that we appreciate the environment of the board, the community that we share.

Even I find myself at a juncture where I could turn around, forsake Ebola-chan and start working on a way to fight her… to give humanity the chance I feel it should have… but I can't bring myself to even start.

 No.23590

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 No.23591

>>23584
I love extra crispy heretics.

 No.23594

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>>23591
>I love being a edgetard
ftfy

 No.23595

>>23593
> I love being a traitor to ebola-chan by worshiping a medicaltan.
FTFY

 No.23596

>>23594
What's awesome about destroying the heathens?

 No.23597

>>23596
>awesome is now awesome
My old foe, the wordfilter.

 No.23599

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>>23587
I've never gotten into the whole
>le ebola-chan culte
thing, I think its funny and ebola-chan is cute (I still think she should only ever be portrayed as an innocent not aware of the death and misery she causes) but I am more interested in the facts and statistics coming out from the actual outbreak.
I am egging the outbreak on, I want it to catch people with their pants down, I want the stupid and the decadent to suffer because of their own complacency but I'm not going to fap to Ebola-Chan or cut myself onto pictures of her or Africa or anything ridiculous like that.
The cult originally started as a way to freak out the Africans, anyone who continued I have to question their sanity.

 No.23600

>>23599
We all have the same goals anon, but different means of reaching them.

 No.23602

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>>23601
Quality shitposting anon, I tup my fedora to you.

 No.23605

>>23599
I understand the history of the cult all too well. It was never supposed to become something real, nor go as far as it has. Some of the things we do… they're hard to rationalize, I'll give you that. I've always been a bit of an occultfriend, though. My attention was drawn when /pol/ocks started bleeding on pictures of Africa, in a very primitive yet direct act of magic. Everything thereafter was just icing on the cake.

It's all crazy. And hopefully all very real.

 No.23608

>>23599
Originally I just enjoyed the humor and SJW butthurt and "sacrifapped" only out of hedonistic tendencies.

Gradually though She grew into me. I haven't bloodlet yet yet and I don't believe in the supernatural aspect of it, but what started as Pascal's Wager has developed into full blown hope for Her existence and Her success (even though I don't really hate Ebola-Americans neither do I wish their extinction or the extinction or mankind as a whole).

 No.23609

>>23608
Same here anon, sacrifap all the time. I have never blood let before due to the fact that I live with other people that would freak the fuck out if I did.

 No.23613

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 No.23614

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>>23584

 No.23616

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 No.23618

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I bet she already died and they're just running a longer narrative to soften the blow and delay the public's reaction.

 No.23620

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>>23580
>Producing a 'mirror' to 'reflect' negative energy?
Worse, they never created the mirror. They only talked about it. I went ahead and did it for them as yet another chance to exalt Ebola-chan and they slunk back to their pseudo-/x/ board.

>Mankind has no heroes.

Lies. Look around you. There are hundreds of us showing our love and faith. We bleed for Ebola-chan. We, her humble servants, are mankind's heroes.

>few of us ever remark upon any regret we may have.

Why would we have cause to regret? If your heart is troubled, fap to the Goddess. She will lighten your spirits and bring warmth to your body.

 No.23622

>>23620
>We, her humble servants, are mankind's heroes.
Perhaps I should have gone full-thrust with the reference, said that "there are no heroes left in man". Which isn't to outright call them the good guys, but to say that no defenders of mankind's survival arise against us. This disappoints me greatly when I see the amount of anger sent towards Ebola-chan. With that outcry, you would think that they would at least try to find us, to fight us, and put forth real effort in doing so. Instead, if what you say is true, that the mirror was never even created by them… it means that mankind is so complacent that it would rather die out than attempt to stop its destroyer. Nor does it find those whom wish it dead worth 'redeeming'.

Of course, I must take a step back, and put this all into perspective. It is fully possible that the number of mundanes who know about Ebola-chan as anything more than an offensive character are minimal. Thus, it goes to say that the more clued in sorts also likely have not had full contact with the cult, not enough to demonstrate how serious many of its members are.

I used to tote our seemingly ridiculous nature as a strength. Like if the Discordians made a death cult. Unfortunately, realizing how few people actually see how far this rabbit hole goes kinda put a damper on my faith in humanity for a bit.

I think I'm better now, having talked it out of my system, worked things out.

Good luck, Ebola-chan!

 No.23627

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>>23622
>than attempt to stop its destroyer
>how serious many of its members are.
top kek

 No.23632

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>>23543
Should not /pol/ do a similar operation to "#Open_Israeli_Borders", or whatever you call it, using social media to encourage bleeding heart hippies with no medical training to volunteer for Western Africa?

That would not only help you guys exterminate lots of leftist without repercussions but will also significantly increase the potential to spread the Love in the West.

 No.23636

>>23632
It's #openbordersforisrael

 No.23643

I hope she dies. Really. If for no other reason than just because Cameron has said Cafferkey has become his primary cause of worrying. Thousands of men (even Britons) risking their lives and dying in Middle-East. Fuck it. A SINGLE female volunteer who knew she was taking a risk: primary concern of the Prime Minister (i.e the fucking state itself) all of sudden. Stalin was right. One death is a tragedy. Million deaths just a statistic.

Of course, westerners also deserve Her love. In the name of social justice, Africans can't always remain privileged to have Her.

Third point: if she dies, western media cannot ignore our goddess any longer. Even Obama cannot gag order the press if a woman's life is lost. That would be misogyny.

So much is at stake here. Typically I don't hope for people to die of Her love. That's up to Her decision. But when stakes are this high, I might give her encouragement to do what is needed on this individual for Her to be recognized again, as She was recognized back in autumn, times pre-gag-order.

Sacrifap like there's tomorrow. Make Ebola-chan understand the symbolical importance Cafferkey holds to European Ebolites.

 No.23659

http://www.bbc.com/news/health-30657485

Fuck.

Though it's still possible her condition will relapse as she's still critical even though not worsening.

 No.23672

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>>23659
>Head to toe in protective gear
>Still gets the love sickness
Good luck ebola-chan!
I love you ebola-chan!

 No.23681

>>23672
Word is that medics were allowed out of the compound to mingle with locals.

Fucking retarded, right? They're told to minimize contact but the very idea that they'd be allowed out and about like tourists in a viral hotspot is just flabbergasting. It's just begging for volunteers to get infected.



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