http://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2015/jan/26/disneyland-measles-outbreak-spreads-michiganI know she's not Best Girl, but Measles-chan is making her way across the country. She's even visiting my home state, shame that I'm not there to see her in action

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Ebolite 01/26/15 (Mon) 23:45:17 No.24337

http://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2015/jan/26/disneyland-measles-outbreak-spreads-michigan
I know she's not Best Girl, but Measles-chan is making her way across the country. She's even visiting my home state, shame that I'm not there to see her in action.
Pic unrelated.

Ebolite 01/27/15 (Tue) 02:02:27 No.24338

She's no Ebola-chan, but I'm still rooting for her. May she spread far and wide :)

Ebolite 01/30/15 (Fri) 23:02:29 No.24455

https://www.yahoo.com/health/will-the-super-bowl-spark-another-disneyland-like-109582173247.html
She's spread to Arizona. Despite their warnings, here's to hoping that Measles-chan gets to see the Super Bowl!

Ebolite 02/01/15 (Sun) 20:14:39 No.24495

http://www.abovetopsecret.com/forum/thread1049936/pg1

It looks like Prion-chan is making a comeback too. I haven't seen her since Mad Cow was a thing. Mad Cow disease with human to human transmission is serious stuff.

Ebolite 02/01/15 (Sun) 23:47:53 No.24496

>>24495
Zombie apocalypse when?

Ebolite 02/02/15 (Mon) 03:29:19 No.24506

>>24496
Hopefully soon, I'm getting bored waiting for all of this doom on the horizon. Ebola can't get here soon enough.

Ebolite 02/02/15 (Mon) 04:25:11 No.24509

>>24506
All things come with time. Current prediction is that if Ebola-chan makes it through Africa's Summer, she'll thrive in the wetter and colder months.

She will come. In the meanwhile, live as hard as you can; she wouldn't want you to waste your last days.

Ebolite 02/02/15 (Mon) 04:40:30 No.24510

>>24509
Thing is, area's around the equator don't really have 4 seasons. It's just a dry season and a wet season.

Ebolite 02/02/15 (Mon) 04:50:07 No.24513

Oh infectious-disease-sama, you've been gone too long.

Ebolite 02/02/15 (Mon) 06:45:21 No.24515

I just got an email to tell me measles-chan is visiting my college I hope i get to meet her

Ebolite 02/02/15 (Mon) 07:21:29 No.24516

>>24515
How lucky! Hopefully she gets to meet a bunch of people while she's there. Especially you, of course. You sound nice enough. Maybe she'll even learn something while she visits.

Mal-2!!Og0mSxxrDg 02/03/15 (Tue) 07:37:39 No.24557

Ðòñ'ẗ ŵé ĵūšẗ łóṽē 0.3% łĕẗḧäłïẗÿ?

Ebolite 02/04/15 (Wed) 02:21:13 No.24576

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>>24557
>Don't get vaccine
>Get measles
>Still only a 1/1000 chance of dying
Cmon step it up measles-chan!

Mal-2!!Og0mSxxrDg 02/04/15 (Wed) 04:52:21 No.24580

>>24576
3/1000. That's, like, THREE TIMES as big!

It's not that measles can't kill. It's just that almost all the mechanisms by which it can kill are easily countered by basic medical support. If everyone came down with it at once and the medical infrastructure collapsed, the death rate would easily break 10%.

Ebolite 02/06/15 (Fri) 05:08:22 No.24651

>Five babies at Chicago daycare diagnosed with measles
http://www.theglobeandmail.com/life/health-and-fitness/health/five-babies-at-chicago-daycare-diagnosed-with-measles-report/article22805944/
>N.J.'s first suspected case of measles this year being investigated
http://www.nj.com/news/index.ssf/2015/02/nj_officials_report_first_suspect_case_of_measles.html

Damn, between kissing babies and making public appearances across the country, you'd think Measles-chan was running for office or something.

Ebolite 02/06/15 (Fri) 06:54:45 No.24654

>pets.com