Ebolite 02/04/15 (Wed) 19:18:47 No. 24596
Ha, fuck yes. They thought she was dead. They thought they could relax and defeat her by the end of this year
Ebolite 02/04/15 (Wed) 19:20:24 No. 24597
>>24596 I hoped to post more information but its breaking news so nothing yet.
Okay so for Feb 1st the stats are:
>22,479 cases >8,974 deaths
Ebolite 02/04/15 (Wed) 19:52:15 No. 24598
>>24597 That's almost 1,000 new cases
Ebolite 02/04/15 (Wed) 20:33:38 No. 24599
I fucking knew it!!! This is great. Good luck, Ebola-Chan!
Ebolite 02/04/15 (Wed) 21:15:37 No. 24600
>be 2015 >be barely february >statistics nerds make up monthly statistics as if more months have passed
Ebolite 02/04/15 (Wed) 21:40:34 No. 24601
>The number of new cases of Ebola has gone up in all three of West Africa's worst-hit countries in the last week of January, the World Health Organization (WHO) said on Wednesday. >It is the first weekly increase in 2015, ending a series of encouraging declines. >The WHO says Sierra Leone registered 80 of the 124 new cases, Guinea 39 and Liberia the remaining five. >Almost 9,000 people have died from Ebola since December 2013. >Only a week ago the WHO announced its lowest weekly tally of new cases since June 2014, raising hopes that a turning point in the battle against the disease might have been reached. >But suspicion of aid workers, especially in Guinea, and unsafe local practices were continuing to hamper efforts to contain the virus, the United Nations agency said. >Eleven new cases were blamed on one unsafe burial that took place in eastern Guinea on the border with Cote d'Ivoire, where a rapid response team has now been deployed, the WHO adds. >Mourners have caught the disease in the past by touching the highly-contagious bodies of dead loved ones. >Nearly one-third of Guinea's 34 prefectures had reported at least one security incident or other form of refusal to cooperate with health workers in the previous week. >The WHO emphasised the need to step up efforts before the start of the April-May rainy season, when downpours can block roads and make it difficult for health teams to travel.
Ebolite 02/04/15 (Wed) 22:13:32 No. 24602
THE FIRE RISES!
Ebolite 02/04/15 (Wed) 22:17:59 No. 24604
Hooray!
Ebolite 02/04/15 (Wed) 22:26:46 No. 24605
Ebolite 02/04/15 (Wed) 22:48:03 No. 24606
>>24601 >>Mourners have caught the disease in the past by touching the highly-contagious bodies of dead loved ones. I almost feel sorry for these people, almost.
Ebolite 02/04/15 (Wed) 23:07:07 No. 24607
>>24606 Do not pity the Loved, anon. They're with the Goddess now. What better fate could there be for them, who live in such squalid conditions.
Ebolite 02/04/15 (Wed) 23:37:31 No. 24608
Yes! This is glorious news! Hail to the blood queen!
Ebolite 02/04/15 (Wed) 23:45:46 No. 24609
If she can keep this up until the monsoon season then it's gonna put her in overdrive!
Ebolite 02/05/15 (Thu) 11:39:00 No. 24616
>>24597 Just finished a little something to celebrate an auspicious milestone that's nearly upon us. Will post upon official confirmation.
Thank you, Ebola-chan! I love you so much.
Ebolite 02/05/15 (Thu) 16:07:05 No. 24618
>>24616 Ooooooh! Can't wait to see it, anon!
Good luck, Ebola-chan! You're not that far off from the big 9!
Ebolite 02/05/15 (Thu) 21:52:05 No. 24621
>>24616 inb4:
what does the scouter say?
Malarite 02/05/15 (Thu) 22:14:02 No. 24622
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play. Ebola-chan confirmed as a summer girl? Welcome rain. Welcome mosquitos.
Ebolite 02/06/15 (Fri) 00:23:02 No. 24624
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play. There is still hope! Good luck, Ebola-chan!
Ebolite 02/06/15 (Fri) 02:48:37 No. 24628
>>24595 the goddess is still strong
It's a shame the media doesn't want to tell us how she is doing
Ebolite 02/07/15 (Sat) 03:14:49 No. 24674
Getting close to that 10k milestone! Keep up the good job ebola-chan. Pay us a visit sometime.
Ebolite 02/07/15 (Sat) 03:41:04 No. 24675
hopefully the summer flooding will cause more ebola-chan infested shit to flood the streets.
Ebolite 02/07/15 (Sat) 04:51:32 No. 24677
>>24628 God, I want to undress that Ebola
Ebolite 02/07/15 (Sat) 21:07:21 No. 24682
I love you Ebola-chan
Ebolite 02/08/15 (Sun) 05:07:22 No. 24686
Thank the Goddess I was getting scared it would die out
Ebolite 02/08/15 (Sun) 22:57:10 No. 24691
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We need some wars to break out in those regions. That way Ebola would be able to spread even faster.
Ebolite 02/10/15 (Tue) 01:03:23 No. 24705
>>24698 >>24703 >I really wouldn't be against contamination suits becoming a new fetish wear, like those titwindow sweaters. Helps that I like yellow
Ebolite 02/10/15 (Tue) 01:09:47 No. 24706
>>24705 She does show it off rather nicely.
Obongo !QqL8nX9URE 02/10/15 (Tue) 04:51:31 No. 24707
This is a good thing. I am happy about this thing.
Ebolite 02/10/15 (Tue) 06:56:47 No. 24708
>>24705 >like those titwindow sweaters Is this what you like, anon-kun?
Ebolite 02/10/15 (Tue) 13:22:59 No. 24710
There has been a huge jump in cases between the data posted on February 6th and February 9th.
The infected went from 22525 to 22828.
These stories could be related:
http://www.health24.com/Medical/infectious-diseases/Ebola/Hidden-Ebola-cases-discovered-in-Guinea-20150209 http://www.reuters.com/article/2015/02/06/us-health-ebola-guinea-idUSKBN0LA18E20150206 A large portion of the cases were in Liberia. I'll wager this is happening because "life is getting back to normal". Just look at that Monrovia picture. That's the perfect Ebola spreading ground.
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-africa-31082081
Ebolite 02/11/15 (Wed) 15:40:24 No. 24719
>>24716 Huh. I guess that explains the cycle, why she keeps coming back.
Thank you, little bat friends. Someone has to spread the Love, and we appreciate the sacrifices you make to do it.
Speaking of which… it's almost Valentines Day. Are we making any sort of organized sacrifice then? Blood and chocolate, perhaps?
Ebolite 02/12/15 (Thu) 05:54:07 No. 24740
Mal-2 !!Og0mSxxrDg 02/12/15 (Thu) 08:36:17 No. 24741
>>24716 Thank you Vector-kun!
Ebolite 02/12/15 (Thu) 19:16:27 No. 24755
>>24602 That's a weirdly looking angry ebola
Ebolite 02/14/15 (Sat) 06:19:22 No. 24786
>>24719 The day has come! When do we synchronize faps?
no homo
Ebolite 02/14/15 (Sat) 08:13:22 No. 24787
>>24786 Sadly, I've never been able to sacrifap, and didn't actually have chocolate available at the time. I'll post a pic later… And maybe even redo tonight.
Still, HAPPY VALENTINES DAY, EBOLA-CHAN! It is today that the world realizes just how important Love is. Blessings to all of you faithful out there.
Ebolite 02/15/15 (Sun) 02:48:52 No. 24802
>>24716 Then the range of Ebola Chan is only the range of the bats.
The world needs more than this.
Ebolite 02/15/15 (Sun) 03:58:09 No. 24804
>>24802 Someone should invasive species.
Ebolite 02/15/15 (Sun) 14:17:49 No. 24808
>>24804 I know just the man for that job…