/edgy/ - Edgy

This isn't disturbing, it's cathartic. Now I don't feel to need to necessarily meet the quota for dead children this month I have as this gives me the satisfaction I need.

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little children? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Balloon Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on childcare centres, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in latex warfare and I’m the top child dropper in the entire Balloon armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of helium tanks across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your childhood. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my string. Not only am I extensively trained in balloon combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Clowns of America, International (COAI) and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

An Appeal by The Society of Cruelty to Animals

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s9FLHum6xDo

Not a fucking flood.

>>213
Extended edition.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1IUX0Qy-IDM