Hey, you guys are forgetting about something.
The power of Christ.
Yes, Christianity is quite edgy, and I'm sure you'd fit in well with our traditions and creeds.
We pretend to drink blood and eat flesh.
We can do evil, but be forgiven for free.
And we have hell for your enemies. Have someone you don't like? Just look at Christian doctrine and you'll find a reason for them to end up in Hell forever. Heheh, isn't that great and edgy?
Join us. Visit your local church. I'm sure you'll fit in. Or visit >>/christian/