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John Smith 03/18/15 (Wed) 06:53:09 No.84 [Reply]

so i was born with two of my feet's fingers bind together but then the doctors split them up

John Smith 06/11/15 (Thu) 03:39:56 No.137

My feet are like that, what's the whole process like for getting that done?

Worth it?

John Smith 06/11/15 (Thu) 06:06:53 No.138

>>137

Not OP, John, but I think they'll give you something so you don't feel the pain.

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John Smith 02/14/15 (Sat) 05:45:08 No.66 [Reply]

Dear John
What is your life philosophy?
-John

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John Smith 05/21/15 (Thu) 14:22:38 No.99

Just Say No

John Smith 06/05/15 (Fri) 02:15:02 No.116

Hi John, my philosophy is something i am still developing and as such is a bit hard to explain in words although i have a good understanding of the core principles. i would break it down for you and explain its incredibly deep depths but unfortunately it is incredibly hard to explain in words and therefor i am simply going to sum it up into one sentence as best i can.

"if you aren't god then you aren't right."

-john

John Smith 06/05/15 (Fri) 09:21:33 No.121

>>116

do you believe in a god? I think it's impossible to ever know if there is one or not, so I myself do not. I think you're right in a way though: you can't find the purpose of life as an actual human, because either it is beyond our comprehension or there isn't one

Yours truly,

John

John Smith 06/09/15 (Tue) 10:54:37 No.133

I try to not over think things, and experience them as they happen.

John Smith 06/10/15 (Wed) 20:26:55 No.135

Be comfy.

>>116

I'd like it be explain, since it seems somewhat interesting but not too interesting.

>>121

I believe most of human morality was shaped by natural selection, although I don't think life is meaningless. In my outlook, what we think is good is partial arbitrary, and it's easy to imagine entities with radically different moralities (the whole theoretical side of Machine Intelligence is focused on this). So for the most part the 'meaning of life' depends on how your consciousness came into existence; if you are a biological entity, your core morality stems from NS, if you are a machine intelligence, your core morality is shaped your purpose.

Sorry for the great wall of words, I tried to condense it as much as possible.

-John

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!!vPzHudq30Q 09/26/14 (Fri) 21:17:26 No.14 [Reply]

How about a classic?

Coke or Pepsi?

I personally prefer Pepsi over Coke.

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John Smith 06/04/15 (Thu) 23:19:14 No.115

>>111

Sorry John, that's a negative.

John Smith 06/05/15 (Fri) 06:16:51 No.118

>>115

Oh, bummer. I'll try it next time I'm in America then

John Smith 06/07/15 (Sun) 03:38:08 No.127

>drinking the carbonated jew

John Smith 06/08/15 (Mon) 13:17:55 No.132

I don't drink pop all that often so I don't tend to drink either.

But when I do I usually go for a coke, and I don't even know why.

When there's no coke I'm fine with a pepsi though.

Jon Smith 06/10/15 (Wed) 20:15:20 No.134

Pepsi has always seemed tasteless to me. Coke isn't my drink of choice (that water though), but it's second place for colas IMO.

Dr. pepper is and will always be king of colas.

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You like bananas, eh? John Smith 06/06/15 (Sat) 23:35:36 No.126 [Reply]

I have never actually won a single one of these threads, eh? Everytime I see that comically anthropomorphized banana holding his peel in a suggestive manner, likening the peel to clothes and his peel-less nature to human nudity, I bust up laughing, eh? This happens every time, no matter where I am, be it the house or the bus or in class, eh? Sometimes I laugh just thinking about it, eh? This is a dark memory but a few months back I had just gotten done with a fit of laughter caused by one of these hilarious threads, eh? Suddenly my mom walks in and she's crying, eh? I attempted to suppress the growing urge to laugh but it was getting more difficult, eh? Face red, tears running down her aging face, mom grabs my shoulders and says "Your father's dead, eh?"

It was at that moment that I couldn't hold back anymore, eh? I burst into a banana-induced fit of laughter, but the horrible news drew tears to my eyes, eh? I laughed while I cried, tears streaming down my wide open grin, memories of daddy resurfacing and being melded and combined with the naked banana, eh?

I lost two things that night, eh?

John Smith 06/07/15 (Sun) 11:11:04 No.128

Dear John,

What a terrible fate you have met. I almost spilled my herbal tea while reading your heart-piercing story. I always lose to those cursed YLYL threads as well, seeing as they are so exciting I nervously start giggling when I even see them showing up in the catalog, so I know exactly what you're going through.

My advice to you would be to make sure you don't encounter too exciting things. Pick up a nice hobby like origami, or stamp collecting. I hope everything works out for you.

All the best.

Love,

John Smith

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John Smith 05/27/15 (Wed) 07:03:27 No.100 [Reply]

Have you taken the brown pill yet, mateys?

it's a tough pill to swallow! The brown pill was founded in 1999 by Sir Reginald Brownpill, who presents and narrates the attached video.

Forget red and blue pills, brown pills are the way of the future.

Video related. Please leave your questions, comments, and concerns below about this radical new paradigm of thinking!f

Swallow the brown pill today! Red pills are for fedora fucking wearing faggots, blue pills are for the ignorant masses. Ignore the other le epin /pol/ maymays, this one is the readl deal.

IS THIS BORING LEL

John Smith 06/06/15 (Sat) 05:31:45 No.124

>>100

Oh. How drastic. That seems far too exiting for me I'm afraid. I'm sure it's a good option for some though.

John Smith 06/06/15 (Sat) 10:11:00 No.125

Yeah John, I'll have to agree with >>124

I don't think I'm ready for something that's so interesting yet. Thanks for sharing, though.

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hello John Smith 06/05/15 (Fri) 07:48:17 No.119 [Reply]

Dear john

Shouldn't >hello and

hello

and hello (see subject)

be in black?

John Smith 06/05/15 (Fri) 08:11:13 No.120

Hey John,

thanks for noticing. I'm gonna try and tidy up the last bits of color here once I get home today, as well as removing some stickies.

Regards,

John

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John Smith 06/03/15 (Wed) 18:46:56 No.109 [Reply]

hey John,

what are your political views? I myself am leftist, contrary to seemingly most of 8chan. I believe everyone should be allowed to do what they want, as long as it does not hurt anyone. what about you?

https://www.politicalcompass.org/test

love,

John

John Smith 06/04/15 (Thu) 21:54:38 No.112

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>>109

I disagree with the extremity, but not the essence, of your point. There are different kinds of 'hurt', some not as direct, provable, or specific as others.

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John Smith 06/03/15 (Wed) 06:18:42 No.103 [Reply]

Taking out the trash is such a drag. I just want to study and lazily lurk imageboards…

John Smith 06/03/15 (Wed) 06:43:36 No.106

Hey John,

I know exactly how you feel. Being forced to take out the trash or similar exiting things can be quite a drag. I usually try to think of other things though,like my stamp collection, and that tends to help.

I hope it works for you too.

Your pal,

John

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John Smith 06/03/15 (Wed) 06:25:13 No.104 [Reply]

Have you seen this man? He works at my mall

From

John

ps. sound embed when?

John Smith 06/03/15 (Wed) 06:40:28 No.105

Dear John,

I don't think I recognise that man. He looks like he's from security though, which is rather exiting for what I'm used to. In fact, I think I'll sit down for a moment.

As for the sound question, with a bit of luck it will be done today or tomorrow.

Yours truly,

John

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John Smith 06/03/15 (Wed) 06:05:32 No.102 [Reply]

Dear John,

Recently, this board has been very slow. After watching my favourite board decline for a while, I decided to check if it was in the claims list, and it was indeed.

The previous owner has set us up with a nice board, but it seems like he found less boring things to do. Luckily, I happen to be a very boring person, and I will take care for our beloved /eh/ from now on: expect some delightfully boring css somewhere this weekend, some advertising on /boards/, and with a bit of luck even lift music. I hope that together we can make /eh/ blossom like it used to once again.

Yours sincerely,

John Smith

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Tea John Smith 04/03/15 (Fri) 17:55:52 No.96 [Reply]

Hey guys, whats your favourite brand of tea?
I really like green tea,
but one month ago i tried some chamomile(i think it was chamomile) and really liked it as well.

John Smith 04/03/15 (Fri) 18:04:56 No.97

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Dear John,
I see your point. Nothing better than a good sip of green tea after church however i would like to advise you to not overdo on it.
My neighbour drank too much green tea last week and it gave him some heartburn.

Sincerely,

John Smith

John Smith 05/21/15 (Thu) 09:43:38 No.98

I rather enjoy a nice warm cup of chamomile. Peppermint is also very nice, and looks attractive served in a glass cup. I don't really care for the kind of teas you can serve with milk, but most people I know certainly do.

John Smith 06/02/15 (Tue) 21:14:15 No.101

Dear John,

Although I like almost all sorts of tea out there, liquorice tea is probably my favourite. It's got a very distinct taste, despite being rather sweet.

Yours truly,

John

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John Smith 03/29/15 (Sun) 04:44:26 No.95 [Reply]

Protip, from /white/:
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Fish Filters Fluval 09/30/14 (Tue) 00:48:46 No.26 [Reply]

Since this is a board about boring conversations. Lets talk about FLUVAL Fish Filters

John Smith 09/30/14 (Tue) 05:23:18 No.33

Eh. They're okay I guess.

John Smith 03/20/15 (Fri) 23:20:27 No.94

>>26
i like their web page design. it fits the aquatic theme.

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John Smith 09/27/14 (Sat) 22:17:26 No.21 [Reply]

Does anyone want to talk? I'm really bored.

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John Smith 09/28/14 (Sun) 22:14:32 No.25

>>22
Hey John, that's Msyu from [C] The Money of Soul and Possibility Control.

Sauce Please 02/12/15 (Thu) 15:22:25 No.56

>>25

I thank you for this information, John.
-Love, John

John Smith 02/13/15 (Fri) 16:39:26 No.62

but my name's not john :s

John Smith 03/14/15 (Sat) 19:07:14 No.82

>>62
John, obviously your name is John. It says so on your post.

John Smith 03/18/15 (Wed) 07:09:42 No.93

what do you wan to talk about john? just vent out and we will either laugh at you or help.

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John Smith 09/26/14 (Fri) 04:47:54 No.10 [Reply]

Sometimes I get little zits on my ass that hurt really bad.

I wish they didn't exist.

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John Smith 09/27/14 (Sat) 01:40:00 No.16

you gotta use a lufa or something on your ass when you bath

also bath more

John Smith 10/05/14 (Sun) 04:16:41 No.38

I'm sorry about the pain in the ass occurrence that has bestowed to you John.

Haven't we talked about this before?

John Smith 02/27/15 (Fri) 16:08:43 No.75

It could also be dietary, like an allergy to something.

John Smith 03/04/15 (Wed) 05:56:09 No.78

Dear John.

Unfortunately for you, I don't suffer from this same rear-end condition that you appear to be. My behind is hairy, but is sure doesn't have any out of place spots on it.

My advice would simply be to take a wash.

Faithfully, John.

John Smith 03/18/15 (Wed) 07:07:24 No.91

i have some hair in my rectum. it gets in the way when i try to wipe

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