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John Smith 09/27/14 (Sat) 01:51:31 No.17 [Reply]

Dear John, I've had a particularly uninteresting day today.
I woke up and went to work, did my normal routine and came home to my dog tearing apart my garbage.
However, I was suprised to see that there was garbage I never put in there, nor was something I ever had.
I have installed new locks on all of my doors and windows, I would like to think it was one of my friends from a small get together from last week, but you can never be too careful.

how was your day?
, your acquaintance, John Smith

John Smith 09/27/14 (Sat) 02:19:41 No.18

>>17
Dear John,
So far I have woken up, relieved my bladder, grabbed a drink and sat at my computer.
I'd have to say the bladder relief was the highlight so far.
Sounds like you've had the most interesting day. What was in your garbage that alerted you to new trash?
Looking forward to your response,
Love. John.

John Smith 09/27/14 (Sat) 04:37:55 No.19

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>>18
Dear john

It is nice to hear that you having a normal day so far. the piece of trash that I have found was a Can of ginger al soda, however I do not drink ginger al nor throw cans in the trash but rather recycle them.
thank you for you interest, I hope you have a alright day.
, That guy you know from the office but haven't really gotten to know him, John Smith

John Smith 03/18/15 (Wed) 07:06:16 No.90

stay safe

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Anonymous 09/24/14 (Wed) 09:43:15 No.4 [Reply]

One time I ate a sandwich it was just some turkey and mayo.

Then I went to bed.

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!!vPzHudq30Q 09/25/14 (Thu) 10:05:51 No.7

>>6
I tried. ;_;

Anonymous 09/25/14 (Thu) 13:59:32 No.8

>>7
Have a go at editing your CSS rules to get the classic black and white look.

Also have a look here for the ability to grey-filter images

http://www.karlhorky.com/2012/06/cross-browser-image-grayscale-with-css.html

Might need to update for the modern browsers though.

Anonymous 09/25/14 (Thu) 23:30:00 No.9

>>8
Thanks, I'll look into it.

John Smith 09/30/14 (Tue) 02:44:30 No.31

I could have swore >>>/boards/ was /eh/

John Smith 03/18/15 (Wed) 07:04:37 No.89

one time i woke up. peed. and just went back to sleep.

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John Smith 09/30/14 (Tue) 00:49:53 No.27 [Reply]

Dear John,

How was your day?
How do you feel about Billy Mays?

John Smith 09/30/14 (Tue) 04:51:26 No.32

Not really so good. I've been having a runny nose and bad cough for a while even though I don't believe it's currently allergy season. I can't take a pill either because I'm worried of getting another nosebleed.

John Smith 09/30/14 (Tue) 08:33:16 No.35

Dear John

my door says no solicitors, I would like it if you read it.

fuck you, John

John Smith 10/07/14 (Tue) 02:09:39 No.39

>>35
I find that very rude, John, and if I could hold feelings then I would feel very surprised about this situation.

John Smith 02/12/15 (Thu) 19:17:07 No.57

RIP big guy.

John Smith 03/18/15 (Wed) 07:01:12 No.88

he seemed like a cool guy. he got the job done. rip.

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How's the weather? John Smith 02/12/15 (Thu) 22:55:55 No.58 [Reply]

There's some clouds in the sky over here, but not too many. The Sun's still shining through. It's uh, kind of cold out, I guess.

John Smith 03/18/15 (Wed) 07:00:03 No.87

i like clouds

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John Smith 02/12/15 (Thu) 06:24:11 No.52 [Reply]

Hey John,
Have you ever gotten bored of being so boring? Have you ever tried to think of something exciting? I have.

Do you feel less bored after looking at this picture, John?

John Smith 02/13/15 (Fri) 04:27:14 No.61

>>52
Dear John,
I actually feel quite relaxed after looking at this picture, I love flying and looking down at all the people below.
yours truly
-John

John Smith 03/18/15 (Wed) 06:59:48 No.86

i have. sometimes i try really hard to get into hobbies and stuff only to remember how uninterested i really am. so i got back to being boring.

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John Smith 03/02/15 (Mon) 17:36:43 No.76 [Reply]

Why don't we have a monochrome color scheme?
>>>/white/ has a monochrome color scheme.

John Smith 03/14/15 (Sat) 19:08:58 No.83

Do you think this is 7chan's /eh/, John? I personally prefer their scheme, including the music

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John Smith 03/14/15 (Sat) 11:21:19 No.80 [Reply]

Hello, John.
My mother is a private nurse for special needs children, she cares for them out of her home. The facility which organises the caring is called 'St. John of Gods'. Sometimes, in anger, she will refer to these children as 'Johns'. This is what I think of when I see you all together.
Thank you.

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

John Smith 03/05/15 (Thu) 04:18:06 No.79 [Reply]

is bagpuss the most /eh/ tv show?

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John Smith 09/30/14 (Tue) 06:02:43 No.34 [Reply]

Dear John,
I filled out a survey today and college. I was not in the demographic that they surveying to so I lied. Look back on it I should of not done the survey.
Your Pal, John

John Smith 10/02/14 (Thu) 00:46:33 No.36

ok

John Smith 02/13/15 (Fri) 18:35:27 No.64

That was very unethical of you, John.

Next time when there is a survey that actually concerns make up for it by filling out two surveys at once.

If you are feeling particularly adventureous, fill them out with different details. Ah, the excitement of just thinking of it nearly kills me, it really does!

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PAPER GRAMS PER SQUARE METRE John Smith 09/26/14 (Fri) 15:55:39 No.11 [Reply]

What's you're favorite g.s.m for paper?

I really enjoy 150 g.s.m for office use, letter writing, and drawing on. It's very versatile. Good for paper planes too.
I wish it was the standard.

John Smith 09/26/14 (Fri) 21:06:51 No.13

>>11
Dear John, I enjoy anywhere from around 90-100 g.s.m
Yours truly,
John

John Smith 02/02/15 (Mon) 10:38:30 No.46

>>11
nice choice of paper!
The best is the unbleached with a bit of structure. It's good for drawing and painting purposes.

do you use blue or black inked pen in office?

John Smith 02/07/15 (Sat) 00:22:08 No.48

That is a nice paper. I enjoy to spice my office up a bit by getting some colored paper, but my boss usually yells at me for being too bright. The colors of the paper I like to bring are gray, brown, and dull yellow. When I see those colors, it really brightens my dismal day.

John Smith 02/13/15 (Fri) 18:31:54 No.63

I enjoy 100 g.s.m. paper for regular use.

80 g.s.m. is good when weight and storage are more important than durability, such as much used folders.

>>48
>The colors of the paper I like to bring are gray, brown, and dull yellow. When I see those colors, it really brightens my dismal day.

That flamboyant preference of yours is much too rad for a professional office environment. Save that colored paper stuff for the weekends, you raggamuffin.

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banners and stuff John Smith 02/11/15 (Wed) 22:52:30 No.50 [Reply]

anyone wanna make some banners?
also looking to get some sort of head count for who will actually visit this board or if i should just abandon it, please fill out the poll

http://strawpoll.me/3619454

John Smith 02/12/15 (Thu) 07:26:36 No.54

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Hey John,

I've made a suitable banner for the board - I think anyway. They should really do something about these ads. A bit too exciting for my tastes.

John Smith 02/13/15 (Fri) 04:21:02 No.60

>>54
John,
Thank you very much,this is new the official banner of /eh/
-John

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No.2 Pencils John Smith 02/07/15 (Sat) 00:19:03 No.47 [Reply]

I've always liked using number 2 pencils, but I've always wondered, are there better or worse pencils out there? Could there be no.1 pencils, which would be shitty, or no.4 pencils which would be really great. I skipped 3 so illuminati fags wouldn't say any shit.

John Smith 02/11/15 (Wed) 22:42:51 No.49

if you're an artist it matters

02/11/15 (Wed) 23:00:17 No.51

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Well, from what I know, the "No." in pencils just deals with the shading/make up of the pencil lead? That's why standardized tests that use scantrons are taken with No. 2 pencils exclusively, because the machine may not pick up answers bubbled in with another kind of pencil lead.

Most of the ones out there are going to be No. 2 unless if you go to an art store that specifies. I've long since ditched wood pencils though and have been using mechanical pencils with .5 mm thickness. It's still No. 2 so I can use it on exams. Pic related is what I use.

John Smith 02/12/15 (Thu) 07:32:50 No.55

In Australia, we use a different system for numbering our pencils. They go on a scale from 9H (Hard, very light shade of lead) to 9B (Black, basically charcoal.)

I'm not sure how pencil numbering like this works, but I don't like using any pencil harder than 2B, which is a pain, because the most common pencils are HB or 2B. I also don't like writing in anything Blacker than 4B.

I'd take a pen any day.

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John Smith 11/27/14 (Thu) 09:52:09 No.44 [Reply]

Dear John,

Have you ever sat down and just forgotten everything around you? Have you ever just thought about only stuff that goes on inside of you? That is exactly what I did today, and it felt good. It felt somewhat enlightening and somehow, satisfying. I don't know what made me do it or why I did it in the first place, but I'm happy that I did it. You should try it too John, just forget everything and let your thoughts flow.

Yours Sincerely,
John

P.S: The picture is unrelated to the topic.

12/01/14 (Mon) 02:40:42 No.45

John,
That sounds like a novel idea.
- John

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John Smith 10/07/14 (Tue) 18:58:50 No.41 [Reply]

Hey John could you lend me a penny for the bus? I dont want to get late to work!

John Smith 10/12/14 (Sun) 12:14:22 No.42

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fuck you john, I have lent you pennies for the bus every day for the past 8 years. the bus doesn't even accept pennies. what have you done with all of my pennies given to you prior?

John Smith 11/14/14 (Fri) 04:57:33 No.43

Wow this is just a bad imitation.

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John Smith 09/27/14 (Sat) 19:21:42 No.20 [Reply]

Dear John,

Have you visited 7chan recently? Is it still a ghost town? Pic unrelated.

!!vPzHudq30Q 09/28/14 (Sun) 16:22:53 No.23

Dear John,

I recently visited 7chan to model this board after and despite the bumped traffic from 4chan dieing, it is still a ghost town.
-John

John Smith 09/30/14 (Tue) 02:38:44 No.30

>>23
So why did you even do it? Is this place not a ghost town either?

John Smith 10/03/14 (Fri) 08:39:54 No.37

>>30
Dear John,
There's not really a point of not doing it, so why not? Besides I much rather go here then 7chan.
Your Pal, John

John Smith 10/07/14 (Tue) 07:21:21 No.40

>>37
>There's not really a point of not doing it
It would be about going to 7chan so that it gets more traffic, thus no longer being a "ghost town".