This board is for boring discussions.
Most anything will be accepted, as long as you follow the global rules, and don't plague us with too exciting content.
Also check out our friends over at >>>/8lounge/ and >>>/comp/
Have fun! but not too much fun!
Have you taken the brown pill yet, mateys?
it's a tough pill to swallow. The brown pill was founded in 1999 by Sir Reginald Brownpill, who presents and narrates the attached video.
Forget red and blue pills, brown pills are the way of the future.
Video related. Please leave your questions, comments, and concerns below about this radical new paradigm of thinking.
Swallow the brown pill today. Red pills are for fedora fucking wearing faggots, blue pills are for the ignorant masses. Ignore the other le epin /pol/ maymays, this one is the readl deal.
Have you taken the brown pill yet, mateys?
it's a tough pill to swallow. The brown pill was founded in 1999 by Sir Reginald Brownpill, who presents and narrates the attached video.
Forget red and blue pills, brown pills are the way of the future.
Video related. Please leave your questions, comments, and concerns below about this radical new paradigm of thinking.
Swallow the brown pill today. Red pills are for fedora fucking wearing faggots, blue pills are for the ignorant masses. Ignore the other le epin /pol/ maymays, this one is the readl deal.
Self portrait thread
To: John Smith
Date: 21st June, 2015
Dear John,
Today I enabled the 8chan's oekaki applet, so we have a new way to express our dull opinions and feelings. Let's draw some self portraits in this thread, to test it out, and to get an idea of the general traffic on this board. Oekaki related is a picture of me, that I've drawn as good as I could, but I'm not much of an artist. I'd normally count drawing as way to exiting, but as long as we keep it to gray colors, I'll be fine.
I hope to see your self portraits soon,
Lots of love,
John Smith.
P.S. I'm changing the font to a more rustic typewriter font, I hope you'll like it pal.
Hey, John, do you want to avoid other's faggotry, and generate some boring lulz from your own faggotry? Check out the new #1 board, /1/. Come to /1/ for all of your boring shitposting needs.
And remember: /1/ is #1.
Unexciting Confessions
I'd like to have one of these threads, but John, these have a tendency to get pretty out control, so be careful. I'll start:
I spend roughly 3 hours a day on image boards.
Low board activity
Dear John,
When I returned from vacation today (it wasn't too exciting, don't worry), after not being able to connect to the Internet for a while, one of the first things I did was visit /eh/. And what a shock it was. I had to do three sudoku puzzles to calm down again.
There had been no activity at all since I left, and while I know that we're not the most interesting lot, I'd expected that there were at least some posts. Now my question to you, if you are even reading this, is the following: how can we regain some of our old traffic, without obnoxiously spamming people and thus causing excitement? If you have any ideas, please let me know.
Yours sincerely,
John Smith
>Sorry, but all of our operators are currently busy helping other customers.
>Your current estimated wait time is 28 minutes and 57 seconds.
Watching fireworks makes me feel so dissociated
The sky looks nice at night
Hey John, Do you prefer your macaroni with or without ketchup?
-John
d o e s a n y b o d y h e r e l i s t e n t o v a p o r w a v e , d o n ' t w o r r y i t ' s n o t t o o e x c i t i n g
Dear John,
Please sit down if you are easily flustered. I have a question which has been on my mind ever since the first time I laid eyes on this board. I assume we all know we can trust each other to not post anything which is too invigorating for our fellow users, and we can depend on this board to not raise our heart rate too much when all we want to do is browse image boards. I know I've come to depend on this place when I'm looking for something to distract me from my trash duties.
There is a problem in this, at least one I can see presenting, is how we are supposed to handle exciting content? I know I would hate to visit /eh/ and end up spilling my tea all over myself, but I would also hate to see us be the target of a group of differently-minded people who simply wanted to plague us with content that was above a certain threshold of tameness. I worry that simply removing the material might just excite them more.
You'll also have to forgive my blatant asking, John, as I know this issue has come up in isolated incidents before and was handled with an appropriate reaction, but I felt that the issue warranted more discussion, if for nothing else than to quench my curiosity, and stop the bugging of the question on my mind.
Thank you for your consideration
John Smith
Hey John
Do you miss floppies?
Regards,
John
Hey John,
Tell me about your dreams. Not your aspirations or your goals in life, but the things you find yourself doing inside of your imagination while you're asleep.
Me? I tend to walk around and wonder why everything looks so strange. Or some nights I don't really care about the strangeness of everythings appearance, and just want to get through the dream without too much hassle. Sometimes I wonder if that's too much to ask for, though.
Dear John,
As you probably noticed, our css got an overhaul today. Images are grayscaled, and a lot of the colors are removed. Tomorrow I will continue, and fix some more things (the banner being covered by the board list, etc.), but for now, I'd like your input. What would you like to see here? I guess this thread can be used as an overall feedback thread as well.
Lots of love,
John
so i was born with two of my feet's fingers bind together but then the doctors split them up
Dear John
What is your life philosophy?
-John
How about a classic?
Coke or Pepsi?
I personally prefer Pepsi over Coke.
You like bananas, eh?
I have never actually won a single one of these threads, eh? Everytime I see that comically anthropomorphized banana holding his peel in a suggestive manner, likening the peel to clothes and his peel-less nature to human nudity, I bust up laughing, eh? This happens every time, no matter where I am, be it the house or the bus or in class, eh? Sometimes I laugh just thinking about it, eh? This is a dark memory but a few months back I had just gotten done with a fit of laughter caused by one of these hilarious threads, eh? Suddenly my mom walks in and she's crying, eh? I attempted to suppress the growing urge to laugh but it was getting more difficult, eh? Face red, tears running down her aging face, mom grabs my shoulders and says "Your father's dead, eh?"
It was at that moment that I couldn't hold back anymore, eh? I burst into a banana-induced fit of laughter, but the horrible news drew tears to my eyes, eh? I laughed while I cried, tears streaming down my wide open grin, memories of daddy resurfacing and being melded and combined with the naked banana, eh?
I lost two things that night, eh?
Have you taken the brown pill yet, mateys?
it's a tough pill to swallow! The brown pill was founded in 1999 by Sir Reginald Brownpill, who presents and narrates the attached video.
Forget red and blue pills, brown pills are the way of the future.
Video related. Please leave your questions, comments, and concerns below about this radical new paradigm of thinking!f
Swallow the brown pill today! Red pills are for fedora fucking wearing faggots, blue pills are for the ignorant masses. Ignore the other le epin /pol/ maymays, this one is the readl deal.
IS THIS BORING LEL
hello
Dear john
Shouldn't >hello and
hello
and hello (see subject)
be in black?
hey John,
what are your political views? I myself am leftist, contrary to seemingly most of 8chan. I believe everyone should be allowed to do what they want, as long as it does not hurt anyone. what about you?
https://www.politicalcompass.org/test
love,
John
Taking out the trash is such a drag. I just want to study and lazily lurk imageboards…
Have you seen this man? He works at my mall
From
John
ps. sound embed when?
Dear John,
Recently, this board has been very slow. After watching my favourite board decline for a while, I decided to check if it was in the claims list, and it was indeed.
The previous owner has set us up with a nice board, but it seems like he found less boring things to do. Luckily, I happen to be a very boring person, and I will take care for our beloved /eh/ from now on: expect some delightfully boring css somewhere this weekend, some advertising on /boards/, and with a bit of luck even lift music. I hope that together we can make /eh/ blossom like it used to once again.
Yours sincerely,
John Smith
Tea
Hey guys, whats your favourite brand of tea?I really like green tea,
but one month ago i tried some chamomile(i think it was chamomile) and really liked it as well.
Protip, from /white/:
* { -webkit-filter: grayscale(100%); filter: grayscale(100%); }
Fish Filters
Since this is a board about boring conversations. Lets talk about FLUVAL Fish Filters
Does anyone want to talk? I'm really bored.
Sometimes I get little zits on my ass that hurt really bad.
I wish they didn't exist.
Dear John, I've had a particularly uninteresting day today.
I woke up and went to work, did my normal routine and came home to my dog tearing apart my garbage.
However, I was suprised to see that there was garbage I never put in there, nor was something I ever had.
I have installed new locks on all of my doors and windows, I would like to think it was one of my friends from a small get together from last week, but you can never be too careful.
how was your day?
, your acquaintance, John Smith
One time I ate a sandwich it was just some turkey and mayo.
Then I went to bed.
Dear John,
How was your day?
How do you feel about Billy Mays?
How's the weather?
There's some clouds in the sky over here, but not too many. The Sun's still shining through. It's uh, kind of cold out, I guess.
Hey John,
Have you ever gotten bored of being so boring? Have you ever tried to think of something exciting? I have.
Do you feel less bored after looking at this picture, John?
Why don't we have a monochrome color scheme?
>>>/white/ has a monochrome color scheme.
Hello, John.
My mother is a private nurse for special needs children, she cares for them out of her home. The facility which organises the caring is called 'St. John of Gods'. Sometimes, in anger, she will refer to these children as 'Johns'. This is what I think of when I see you all together.
Thank you.
is bagpuss the most /eh/ tv show?
Dear John,
I filled out a survey today and college. I was not in the demographic that they surveying to so I lied. Look back on it I should of not done the survey.
Your Pal, John
PAPER GRAMS PER SQUARE METRE
What's you're favorite g.s.m for paper?I really enjoy 150 g.s.m for office use, letter writing, and drawing on. It's very versatile. Good for paper planes too.
I wish it was the standard.
banners and stuff
anyone wanna make some banners?also looking to get some sort of head count for who will actually visit this board or if i should just abandon it, please fill out the poll
http://strawpoll.me/3619454
No.2 Pencils
I've always liked using number 2 pencils, but I've always wondered, are there better or worse pencils out there? Could there be no.1 pencils, which would be shitty, or no.4 pencils which would be really great. I skipped 3 so illuminati fags wouldn't say any shit.
Dear John,
Have you ever sat down and just forgotten everything around you? Have you ever just thought about only stuff that goes on inside of you? That is exactly what I did today, and it felt good. It felt somewhat enlightening and somehow, satisfying. I don't know what made me do it or why I did it in the first place, but I'm happy that I did it. You should try it too John, just forget everything and let your thoughts flow.
Yours Sincerely,
John
P.S: The picture is unrelated to the topic.
Hey John could you lend me a penny for the bus? I dont want to get late to work!
Dear John,
Have you visited 7chan recently? Is it still a ghost town? Pic unrelated.