Dear John,
When I returned from vacation today (it wasn't too exciting, don't worry), after not being able to connect to the Internet for a while, one of the first things I did was visit /eh/. And what a shock it was. I had to do three sudoku puzzles to calm down again.
There had been no activity at all since I left, and while I know that we're not the most interesting lot, I'd expected that there were at least some posts. Now my question to you, if you are even reading this, is the following: how can we regain some of our old traffic, without obnoxiously spamming people and thus causing excitement? If you have any ideas, please let me know.
Yours sincerely,
John Smith