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β’ ETH – Extraterrestrial Hypothesis
>Aliens from outer space are visiting us via space ships
β’ EAH – Evil Alien Hypothesis
>Aliens from outer space are raping our women🐘 buggering our boys🐘 and feasting upon certain bovine "naughty bits"
β’ SBH – Space Brother Hypothesis
>Aliens from outer space have come to save us from ourselves
β’ UTH – Ultra Terrestrial Hypothesis
>Entities from other dimensions have reified in this dimension
β’ FMH – Faerie/Magonia Hypothesis
>Elves🐘 faeries🐘 goblins🐘 leprechauns🐘 incubae🐘 etc. are now seen through our culturally-inculcated perceptual framework as being science-fiction aliens from outer space
β’ BDH – Borderline Deficit Hypothesis
>Certain individuals who lack a firm grip on consensus reality tend to confabulate bizarre phantasmagoria
β’ EMH – ElectroMagnetic Hypothesis
>Tectonic stress has produced a wide range of bizarre phenomena such as balls-of-light🐘 etc. which are mistaken for space aliens
β’ TLH – Temporal Lobe Hypothesis
>Persingerβs self-absorbed neurophysiological tautology
β’ MCH – Mind Control Hypothesis
>Renegade Paperclip Nazi MK-Ultra scientists have for decades performed heinous experiments upon unwitting victims and covered their atrocities by implanting hypnotically-induced false memories of "space alien abductions"
β’ HEH – Hollow-Earth Hypothesis
>Earth is hollow and the inner regions are occupied teros🐘 deros🐘 reptoids and WWII Nazis who escaped the long arm of the law
β’ ARH – Ashtar/Ramtha Hypothesis
>Clever discarnates have employed culture-appropriate sophistry🐘 masquerading as space aliens🐘 in order to "walk-in" to naive New Agers and channel(tm) their pulp-fiction to those apparently incapable of rational independent thought
β’ HAH – Hypnotic Artifact Hypothesis
>Amorous psychologists hide behind the apron of a hypnotically inculcated space alien Weltanschauung to nail their clients (i.e. "Look into my eyes … you are on board a UFO and I am a space alien🐘 now bend over because here comes my βprobe🐘β" etc.)
β’ UFH – Us from the Future Hypothesis
>In the future🐘 when we finally get around to inventing time travel craft we come back to visit us now🐘 proving once again that yesterday will be EXACTLY the same as tomorrow was.
β’ CSH – Cough Syrup Hypothesis
>So-called space alien abductions are merely vestigial hallucinogenic artifacts; side-effects of dextromethorphan-induced psychosis
>It is this latter hypothesis – the CSH – with which we shall concern ourselves during the course of this scholarly monograph.
source: http://www.bibliotecapleyades.net/bb/bluebook777.htm