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File: 6d2902da1ca7bab⋯.png (167.95 KB, 364x358, 182:179, ef882b9f7a7535b1ecf205a9dc….png)

 No.137532

It's time to bitch about all those inane things which mildly inconvenience you, anon!

The old thread is at >>134651

 No.137533

Is anyone else tired of Clara Bazalgette? She's pretty much my only really big problem with on /tg/ Chat. Eilidh is reaching that point too with her never really bringing anything of value to a conversation that isnt sperging about historical wars.


 No.137534

>Hung out in some public RP rooms last week.

>Lowest of the low tier RP. There's not even a post length category for these 5-7 word shits.

>At least some people are playing though.

>By day 5, realize it's always the same fucking people hanging out there day after day.

>The same fuckmeat hanging around, too.

>Actually get something fun going with someone who can write more than a single fucking sentence.

>5-7 word shitter who is there all day every day keeps trying to be a part of it.

Fuck off Penny. You're not even fuckable what the fuck are you doing.


 No.137535

File: 8ddad51b0b7f007⋯.webm (285.21 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, a bigger drink.webm)

>do you have a snapchat?

>are you wet right now

>let's talk over discord :^)


 No.137536

File: c4f1011c0904582⋯.jpg (50.17 KB, 800x530, 80:53, consider suicide.jpg)

>be having the time of my life with partner

>hot writing, hot scene, hot characters, hot kinks

>shit's so cash

>probably been hard for 8 hours straight

>scene ends and we just OOC chat for a bit

>shooting the shit, nothing major

>they mention their real life sex

>bonerdeflated.jpg

>enthusiasmdead.png

>hopegone.gif

>never ever ever ever feel like playing with that person ever again

i don't care if you're a girl, shut up, some of us get off on the idea that we're all guys behind the screens n-no homo

i don't care if you're a guy, shut up, no I won't tell you if I'm one as well because that's creepy to ask

I've also noticed that this trend is more prevalent in people who say they're girls in real life can't really say for certain if they were telling the truth, at that point I typically drop them, end the RP or tell them to not mention shit of the sort. I thought the attention whore stereotype was bullshit but I guess not.

one more

>usually play my blues with big fat cocks

>not 20 inches big, but big enough that it will without a doubt cause pain even on a $20 50 year old prostitute

>enjoy the idea of it not fitting in a pussy because the girl's too narrow/short downstairs

>pain, discomfort and sexual frustration for both

>make sure to let my partners know about this kink every time they approach

>"oh yeah ya ya that's hot!"

>we get to the smut

>not only to they manage to handle more than was previously agreed would be their limit, they also go "OHYEAHBBY PUSH IT ALL IN MY GREEDY CUNT"

>these fucking people have no idea how vaginas even work

>>137533 (Checked)

>Eilidh

are they bad/obnoxious/annoying outside of chanrooms? I wanted to make a character to play with that person but I don't want to go through the trouble if it's not worth it


 No.137538

>>137536

I only see them in /tg/ but she seems like an obnoxious cunt to deal with. I never met someone so vanilla honestly.


 No.137539

>>137538

vanilla's top tier if done right don't you ever talk shit about it again


 No.137540

>>137539

I mean like, vanilla to the point where it isn't fun. I'm pretty vanilla myself but she seems shallow and picky. She, for some reason, hates anime and its art but fucking loves Kancolle because she can't go five minutes without wanking off WW2. Then again, I honestly think less of people who use art of IRL people on F-List.


 No.137542

>>137540

>hates anime

now I really have to approach

but thanks for the info, I'll try to keep all that in mind


 No.137545

>>137542

Good luck. Maybe she isnt that big of a spaz in roleplay. It's probably just a me thing.


 No.137548

File: e708141d55d91e5⋯.jpg (94.97 KB, 467x700, 467:700, waitasex.jpg)

>>137535

>do you have kik?


 No.137549

>>137533

What does that Clara do?


 No.137551

>>137536

Oh you just need to start imagining that its all guys that just tell they're girls in order to appear lewder.


 No.137553

>>137549

Basically what Eilidh does but worse. Someone mentions how literate Rome was to her when talking about literacy in fantasy settings and her first response is to mention how little girls have to wear a sort of brand so they wont get molested by men thinking they're slaves.


 No.137555

>Use slimCat's automated filtering of posts containing certain words

>Add 'flop', 'flops', 'cookie', 'bacon', 'noises', 'bored' and 'lewd'

>Ghost town

Can you guess the room?


 No.137556

File: 489515272b70988⋯.jpg (154.74 KB, 1310x873, 1310:873, check 'em 6.jpg)

>>137555

all of them?


 No.137557

>>137556

Correct.


 No.137558

File: 9f8c92e969a2b2f⋯.png (86.57 KB, 221x171, 221:171, the pain is too real.png)

>>137555 (chequed)

I can't stand people who use the word 'lewd' all the time. It's retarded.


 No.137560

File: 0c457f5cddf6438⋯.png (12.04 KB, 599x605, 599:605, 1458915742241.png)

>>137558

I love people who use retarded all the time. It's lewd.


 No.137562

>People who just make a million fucking custom kinks and don't include any of the native ones

For fucks sake at least put some of the actual kinks on there so I'll know if our kinks actually match up without taking several of my precious minutes reading through your vapid fucking shit!


 No.137563

File: 339b2b2f935b591⋯.gif (932.31 KB, 400x265, 80:53, shocked johnny bravo.gif)

>mfw I nut and have absolutely no idea where it went


 No.137564

>>137562

I disagree entirely. While I think it's in good form to put up at least a list of hard nos and favorites, I'm suspicious of people with no customs. I adore reading custom kinks; they are a great indication of how passionate someone is about their smut and give a nice, casual writing sample.


 No.137565

>>137560

touché, motherfucker


 No.137566

>>137563

I gulped it all down, silly~


 No.137567

>>137564

Aha, we're complaining about 2 extremes here! I'm fine with customs, as long as there's some of the native kinks built in too just so I can do a quick profile comparison to measure compatibility. Especially when they have literally 70 fucking custom kinks to scan through. I wouldn't even bitch that much if it was toned down to ~30 of them. Christ.


 No.137571

>Get into an amazing play with someone

>They send me an FR

>Next time they're happy to try again

>Fucking poof and remove me from friend's list

For what purpose?


 No.137572

>Be a Canon Fag

>Roleplay with some people in the canon rooms

>Shitter OCs or just random non canon characters shove themselves into your RP and then /sigh when you try to ignore their autistic assses

R E E E E E E E E


 No.137574

>can't find a good partner

>every time I find a good partner, I always feel I'm not good enough


 No.137576

>Make a character that's a crude ugly asshole, tired of life and just a grumpy old fuck who insults everyone, -especially- women.

>Someone shows interest and we do a scene.

>They ask me to 'tone down the namecalling, please?' OOC

Wow.


 No.137586

>>137576

Without context, they might be thinking you're doing it too much. I know a lot of 'dominant' profiles that think insulting you every sentence means you're being a good dom. There's using insults in the context of your profile, and there's doing it so much its kind of annoying.


 No.137590

>>137586

I even have a custom kink in the faves section about namecalling. Like, it's a major point to the character. Even then I just called them a uppity clown faced jizzbucket ONCE in three replies. Which is super weird because my entire profile is written in such a fashion.

>I know a lot of 'dominant' profiles that think insulting you every sentence means you're being a good dom.

I wouldn't even call him a dom, though. He's just looking to get his dick wet through any means possible whether it's blackmail, drugs, rape, etc. Not the best place to look if someone's wants some kind of dom/sub relationship. I've already put another custom kink on there about slaves because fucking shitters stroll up looking for some kind of fucking relationship. God damn.


 No.137602

>he finally massively reworked his fucking profile

>the sole reason that I entered this hellscape might finally be alive, my efforts are finally paying off

>wait this was a week ago and he hasn't popped up on F-Chat and I'd know because I've had him bookmarked for over a year (I've seen him on F-Chat maybe twice in this period)

>he massively reworked his profile for literally nothing

Yes the Bloatfly guy is back but I'm just dropping in for one post. I left this board for my own sanity after my fit of paranoia but I just don't fucking get it. Why bother going through the effort of reworking your profile just to have it sit there and collect dust? I'd know damn well if he was a note RPer too because I've sent notes before. Every time I try to wrap my head around it, I get an even bigger headache. It all makes zero sense whatsoever. I keep trying to figure out the "Why" but it only leaves me with more questions. I can't figure it out which is why I'm bitching


 No.137606

>>137602

Bloatfly guy you're essentially the mascot of /erp/ at this point

you symbolize all our weird fetishes and the pursuit for a satisfying RP that will never ever cum because everyone else is a massive shitter


 No.137608

File: a6f7987e74061cf⋯.jpg (290.65 KB, 800x800, 1:1, bbc08f7306b377cca81061b564….jpg)

>Partner leaves me a licentious message about slurping and gagging on my abs overnight

>Partner has been begging for your cock for literally over a month now

>Every single time we're on together I have to leave relatively soon

>I want that cunt

>I can't have that cunt right now

Fucking murder me guys this is suffering.


 No.137612

>>137606

I don't understand how I can be the mascot if I haven't been on here in months but I digress. Everytime I manage to find somebody it goes one of three ways, either he is illiterate/adds a whole bunch of shit I specifically told them no on or he ghost me before planning is over or we have one session and he never shows up again. I don't see the point in playing popular stuff/ships when I can find the same shit with one google search in better quality than anything I could ever pull off and I can't play obscure shit because I'm like the one guy that's into it. I don't see an end to this tunnel but at this rate I need to get fucking something out of this journey or else it would've been a giant waste of time


 No.137619

File: 9f7a697060458b5⋯.png (33.54 KB, 493x402, 493:402, 1348809893027.png)

>get into a new online rp community

>looks neat, literate people, nice stuff

>put up my character, people want to rp with him. Find someone available. but wants to draw the character first, so no rp that night.

>That person hasn't had time to rp in several weeks, been itching for playing that character since I love playing that slutty elf

>Come last saturday, event on group's chat, decide to bring him in. Just rp some minor flirty banter, to stay IC since he is slutty.

>Person who never got time to rp absolutely flips out, and harasses the people I rp'd with during that event.

And whenever I post art of that character that person gets upossesive commenting "mine" and shit like that. Jesus christ I'm bailing on that crazy before I stick my imaginary dick on that.


 No.137621

>Someone with a 2 character profile advertises looking for play with their 2 characters

>Approach them with an idea

>"That sounds good, but do you mind if I play just one of the girls?"

>puzzledlook.jpg


 No.137631

>>137535

>say yes

>they get a bit, fat, veiny monster of a cock for their troubles

>most of them just stay and jerk off with me anyway

Fags


 No.137632

>>137608

Soon, wife


 No.137637

>Go into the 'fat and pudgy' room.

>Figure it'll have a few fatasses, sure, but I'm sure there'll be some pudgy sorts/

>Someone with a big fat gross stomach and an unappealing pear-shaped body is considered 'skinny' there

>It's literally all obese as fuck whales

Holy shit.


 No.137638

>>137637

It's like how "chubby" instead of meaning a bit of belly and some rolls, is understood as "morbidly obese"


 No.137639

File: 0325ce590f9a8d9⋯.jpg (292.84 KB, 1500x784, 375:196, 'curvy' women.jpg)

File: ea8b39af14e2e07⋯.jpg (509.23 KB, 1044x1564, 261:391, curvy women.jpg)

>>137637

>>137638

or how fucking Curvy to a lot of people means chubby or outright fat seriously go to the search image option, set the build to curvy and sex to female, then go through a few pages


 No.137640

File: f2450f042d0b93b⋯.png (247.97 KB, 759x880, 69:80, tumblr_ofxk39dvHL1sr6sdjo3….png)

>>137639

And to finish the rant: I loathe how people call "thick" any girl with a non-flat ass and thin legs. No, when I mean thicks I mean big round butts and crushing thighs goddammit


 No.137641

>>137639

To be fair, that image on the right is pretty shit for 'curves' too. Like, every woman and Hell, most guys would fall under that description at this point.

>>137640

I was pretty much looking for girls like this. Sure, a bit chubbier would be fine, but God damn I went to the wrong room obviously.


 No.137644

>>137572

Fire Emblem has this problem.


 No.137648

>>137644

Shitter casuals.


 No.137649

File: 5f3cbd2da9c7ff9⋯.jpg (52.87 KB, 600x612, 50:51, 1471795966608.jpg)

>When you end up losing a partner because you're such a sperg

>And both of you admit you were really looking forward to continuing to play with each other

I guess it was only a matter of time before I ended up losing someone great because of my own stupidity


 No.137650

File: 68538dc5490a7dd⋯.png (377.56 KB, 1058x636, 529:318, 0WbUEHO.png)

>Wake up

>All my partners are online and set to looking

>Even my good ones from chatango are online

>Have to go to work.


 No.137651

File: 9b3bb59009c4480⋯.png (155.35 KB, 400x400, 1:1, Screenshot 2017-01-15 22.2….png)

>>137606

>everyone else is a massive shitter

I fully agree he's the mascot of /erp/, but not for the reasons you seem to think!


 No.137669

>>137612

The board is slow and we have good memory.

Also you're adorable.


 No.137670

File: 0bfd1f032de8a01⋯.jpg (132.62 KB, 800x1163, 800:1163, 1492955051460.jpg)

>>137535

>"did you know I'm also fat and sweaty irl?"

>they say while I'm on my shota

This just ruins their image in more ways than one.


 No.137671

>>137555

I have never seen the word 'bacon' used in erotic chat rooms.


 No.137672

>>137621

>not using [visible confusion].gif


 No.137673

>>137670

Somewhat related…

>Make a fat sunnova bitch.

>Some huge dicked shota player approaches. I'm clearly set to straight.

>But offers up some fat titted MILFs to fuck. Alright, fine. That's doable.

>Keeps asking me what cartoon MILFs I want to fuck.

>I dunno, man. I don't have a fucking list prepped. Let's just go with the first 2.

>Keeps fucking talking about different MILFs.

>Slips in that he also has a fat assed femboi shota if that was my thing.

>It clearly ISN'T my thing. But this is what he really wanted in the first place, I'm sure.

>This person figures if you flash enough (barely) sexy women at someone, they'll agree to turn into a gay pedo for a bit.

>Give up, just stop responding to them.

>Get 5 fucking messages from them. Clearly they're a clinger. Major bullet dodged.


 No.137674

File: 2e512529f7f1cba⋯.png (518.83 KB, 533x800, 533:800, fallout-boy-foiled-again.png)

>>137669

For now.

Also can't believe he deleted his character and gave up.


 No.137675

>>137669

Yeah, I sort of lost my mind the last time I was on here. I'm trying to keep my paranoia to a minimum these days (I have been improving myself with exercise and all so that's helped my mental state) which is why I abandoned the board for a while. I only really came back to make that post about the Bloatfly profile rework

>>137674

I didn't give up. I only deleted the old profile because it was no longer in use. I still use my more modern one


 No.137676

>>137631

>a bit, fat, veiny monster of a cock

Maybe if it weren't so thick it wouldn't get bit so much.


 No.137682

>"Can we take a break from the RP?"

>"Alright. How long as you going to be? An hour? More?"

>"Oh just a half hour, probably less. Just need to eat."

>"Fine, I'll do some other stuff and wait."

>They come back over 3 hours later

>"Hey sorry, I got held up."

>"No worries."

>"Want to continue from where we left off?"

>"Well, as long as you don't mind waiting between replies. I'm RPing with someone else at the moment."

>They're clearly hurt and annoyed that I got into another scene and didn't wait for them.

Okay, besides this retardation, how is it that people are so, so fucking bad at having their life together? I'm not asking for some down to the wire explicit timeframe but Jesus Christ.


 No.137683

>Anime girls think every guy is hitting on them, simply by speaking to them…They aren't hitting on you. >.>

What did he mean by this?


 No.137684

>>137683

He wishes he was a cute anime girl who had guys hit on him


 No.137685

File: 6e349aee8423b83⋯.jpg (29.75 KB, 570x479, 570:479, 1479775052346.jpg)

>join The Slob Den room

>*BRAAAAAAAP*


 No.137686

>>137685

Holy fucking shit, I was just about to post this.

God damnit this is the same as the fat/pudgy room. Why is it always the God damn extremes that shit these fucking places up? A slob is just someone inconsiderate, lazy, doesn't keep up appearances.

Not fucking BRAAAAAAAP BUUUUUURP OOOPS EXCUSE ME BRAAAAAP MMM THAT'S A MIGHTY FINE PERFUME M'LADY BRAAAAAAP you -fucking- assholes!


 No.137689

>>137641

Let me know if you feel like having some typefuck with an amazonian girl with roughly that build.


 No.137691

>>137685

>>137686

Just desserts.


 No.137694

>See this canon I've really wanted to roleplay with.

>All of our kinks line up. My character is from the canon so should be a good fit.

>Hit them up. Present ideas.

>None of them strike a chord.

>Give a few more ideas, feel free to suggest your own.

>Say they're not really in the mood.

>Fuck, whatever.

>1 hour later, happen to see their status updates mentioning fucking someone and how he's ruining her slut pussy.

>Against better judgement, check out their profile.

>It's some fat middle aged man

>tfw

It's not fair


 No.137702

Three times. Three fucking times in the past week I've had three different partners complain about how their characters are submissive and how I was "trying to get them to dom". Do people not understand things? If I leave you with options at the end of one of my posts, that doesn't mean I'm trying to pull a role reversal on you. Or are you so incapable of bringing any of your own ideas to a scene that all you can do is react to what my character does to yours? God forbid I try to get some IC input on what direction you want to head next, literally all you have to do is point and go "over there" but that's too hard for you apparently.

One of those three times I was using a submissive character too.


 No.137703

>Once again get in another great RP

>Finally get to the smut

>Blocked

I haven't a single fucking clue what's going on here that these people can't try to talk to me. Like, the story goes great but suddenly? Boom.


 No.137718

>>137694

What canon, anon?


 No.137719

>>137718

Yoko from gurren lagann


 No.137726

>>137719

You said you're playing a character from that canon, who is it?

Gurren Lagann was 10 years ago anon


 No.137730

File: ff378b168fc1524⋯.png (32.98 KB, 509x109, 509:109, fuccccck.png)

>Log onto my Gaz canon

>Get four messages instantly

Fuck why


 No.137731

>>137730

I-Is that a dog to the far right?


 No.137733


 No.137734

>wake up early

>pieter van rhyn is still posting ads

Does that guy actually get any play whatsoever?


 No.137738

>>137726

Kamina. And yeah, I know. That's why it's so hard to find any canons from it.


 No.137742

Oh my fucking God. I made a new blue like, 3 days ago, and I'm already tired of all the shitty fucking pinks that waddle their disgusting porn actress generic bullshit up to me with their barely 1 line post lengths.

How in the living fuck can you even satisfy a fetish if you're barely writing enough for a single fucking action.

Fucking pink shitters, fuck off. God.


 No.137756

File: 9b56eafb51c8b79⋯.jpg (98.56 KB, 768x576, 4:3, havingalaugh.jpg)

>Approach a shemale Motoko from Ghost in the Shell with my shota

>Get a play going, specify I want a focus on ass play since I love the booty

>Get the play going, he ends up taking that dick in her mouth and swallows the synthetic load

>Asks me to turn around and get on my hands and knees

wait what

>realize I never specified who'd be on the receiving end

>Have a laugh with them as I'd feel this is how it'd actually go

>End up realizing way too late that they have anal sex receiving in their maybes

it was pretty silly to drop the play there, but this kind of sounds like some of those 4chan greentexts of an anon trying to buy out a tranny for sex only for them to fuck them in the ass

g-good thing I said no homo

I'm not really salty as this is just funny, always be sure to specify, anons


 No.137758

File: b279580aa746acb⋯.png (303.67 KB, 1280x905, 256:181, Frost.png)

File: 06feb61c0e70c85⋯.png (344.49 KB, 1280x905, 256:181, Frost2.png)

>Partner constantly messages me when i'm asleep

>I'm actually up and able to RP with them for once

>Their responses get smaller and smaller, with more time in between them

>There's sudden radio silence on their end, which is unlike them.

>Turns out they're playing some game.

>Whatever, fine.

>After an hour, they finally reply. With a single sentence. Seven words.

>Bite my tongue. Continue to shoot another post.

>After twenty to thirty minutes they finally inform me that they don't want to RP anymore.

I'm not sure if I'm over reacting or maybe they were scared away with the themes we covered, but this really upsets me.


 No.137763

>>137758

>Partner constantly messages me when i'm asleep

>I'm actually up and able to RP with them for once

>Their responses get smaller and smaller, with more time in between them

I would have definitely stopped as soon as that shit started.

>Turns out they're playing some game.

>Whatever, fine.

And you still kept going? What the fuck.


 No.137764

>>137738

I'm conflicted. Kamina is hot for sure, but he's such a ham and did such a good job at being an older brother figure that he almost feels too pure to lewd. That and being dead less than halfway into the series

I'm kinda curious to see your profile now, though. For research purposes.


 No.137780

It really is typical how the people who can be found on several channels, shitposting all day every day, are always the sort of people who have the shittiest gross looking not-even-fetish-ugly characters with shitty custom fucking art.


 No.137782

>>137758

Why is frosts mouth so wide and stretches out across her face?


 No.137790

File: b8912198e1899bb⋯.jpg (181.62 KB, 462x582, 77:97, 198.jpg)

Self-bitching ahoy

>Be me, Friday, full of libido and writing inspiration and will to actually roleplay instead of idling in rooms and playing FMK

>Plan out really good semi-story scene, decent chemistry between players and really good between characters

>Play out first section of it

>Not even sexual yet but after months to a year of settling for asterisk players I feel like I've reached Nirvana

>Say I'm pretty sure I'll be on the next day and over the weekend

>The weekend is over

>The magic is gone

>Too dejected to bother signing in because I know my writing will be forced and bad

>I know they browse this board and am grateful that they haven't vagued me yet


 No.137797

>Have a character that's a fucking fat slob who blackmails, extorts, drugs and rapes women.

>Get approached by someone who shows interest in hypnotism scene.

>Sounds good to me.

>"Maybe we can inject some humor/comedy? Like he plans to hypnotize her but she gleefully does what he asks without even needing it?"

>Er, okay. Whatever… that's not even the kink of hypnotism but alright.

>"Oh and can you hold back on the namecalling please? She's sensitive."

>Jesus fucking Christ. "Yeah alright, if your character isn't an uppity bitch he probably won't have much need for it."

>Offer to start us off with her visiting him on the slum side of town.

>"Uhhhm I'd prefer if it was nicer than the slums."

>Tittyfucking poledancer on a God damn cock why the Hell did this fucking moron even approach me. I'm looking for some degradation here not some fucking cutesy bullshit. But God damn, damn… at least there'll be impregnation. Fine, whatever. I'll plow through. Meet at a fucking -hotel- then.

>Write us up an intro post.

>"Uhhhm please don't be mad at me but my mood has rather plummeted and I'd rather do this later."

It's my own fault. I should have put the nix on it when they wanted hypnotism, except not at all hypnotism.

Joke's on them because I used the rage I felt to fuel a nice hatefuck.


 No.137799

>>137780

It makes sense, anon. If they had good profiles they would be playing often instead of shitting around


 No.137804

>Start roleplay

>Going alright

>Suddenly, person doesn't reply for 40 minutes

>They log off

>This is happening more and more often these days for some reason

>Start roleplay

>Going good

>Person doesn't reply for 30 minutes

>Ask them what's up

>They say sorry, they're playing a videogame and can't RP anymore

Ahaaa, yeah, because when something is entirely fucking avoidable, you're really fucking sorry about doing it amirite?

What is it, has the new shitty ADHD generation of RP kiddos finally found f-chat?


 No.137809

>>137804

What genre of RP and kinks are you doing?

I'm curious to compare with my data.


 No.137816

>>137782

That line is a mouth? I though it was the top of a mask.


 No.137818

>>137817

>Forget to delete their name

kill me


 No.137820

[premature character]

[04:25] I'm trying to spurt as quickly as possible

[04:25] Then go to pornhub.

[04:28] Any suggestions of videos?


 No.137822

File: 02948e0a676baa8⋯.png (724.04 KB, 614x607, 614:607, eJwNyksOgyAUAMC7cADgfXiAlz….png)

>approach a space chick canon, which i don't usually do since all canons tend to be uppity and flakey

>ey, things work out well

>plan a basic hate fuck with a robot, etc etc

>they don't ever come on again

>three weeks later

>your bookmark, ******, has deleted thei-

why are all canons flakes


 No.137825

>>137822

Because 99% of OCs are shit


 No.137829

>>137825

You play canon profiles consisting of one inline and system kinks, don't you?


 No.137831

>>137822

Because they're easymode whoring or expect easymode whoring.

So they either jump on any random dick of a moment, get their fill and go get the new FOTM. Or fail to get attention, get bored and switch to a new one.


 No.137832

What's the latest FotM so I know which shitter adverts to avoid?


 No.137833

>>137832

Wendys. Personification in general has been a trend, but the fast food girl is clearly the most popular and annoying right now. Fuck that stupid cunt. Arby's makes so much better food.


 No.137835

>>137833

>Ask about FotM to avoid them

>tfw hate fucked a good Wendys 2 days ago

Well shit, I guess they're not all bad.


 No.137836

>>137833

>Arby's

>Food


 No.137837

File: a3a39ad82619230⋯.png (45.79 KB, 579x485, 579:485, a2f9e68b0d2a829f305dbe786d….png)

>>137836

If there are more than a select few people here who find Wendys posting entertaining I'll drink lye.


 No.137838

>>137835

>Hatefucked Wendys

Shit, now I wanna try that. I like the Wendys art but I've been pretty put off by the profiles I've seen looking samey as fuck/being an obvious FotM cash in.


 No.137839

>>137838

it did kinda look samey/memey/FotM as fuck too. But it was decent play. A bit too talkative instead of lewd actions, but they were a fun enough dirty talker it made up for it.

And they poofed right after he creampied her. Pisses me off… but I like to imagine that was in character for a cunty brat like Wendy.


 No.137840

>People doing multi-para in a room

>Good shit, too

>Bunch of snake characters in the room keep posting about how they're slithering during it


 No.137841

File: 4d2da0b9fd15364⋯.png (415.22 KB, 769x600, 769:600, 4d2da0b9fd15364733e3f02c64….png)

>got mondo thirst for nintendo princesses (esp. zelda and rosalina)

>most every single person who plays one is either clinically retarded or not around


 No.137842

>>137841

Got anything in particular on your mind? I've been wanting to try more canons recently, and if you have a good scene in mind I could just make one.

I promise I'm at least passable when it comes to canons.


 No.137843

File: 90246af14cb78f8⋯.png (548.7 KB, 675x803, 675:803, 4513f29b8849579ca569f6ab13….png)

https://www.f-list.net/c/lady%20vert

I genuinely can't stand people who have enormous no lists about people who they don't like. Sure, I suppose it helps ward off a minor amount of shitters, but Jesus Christ it makes you seem like a sad, angry person. I suppose it's because I, myself, look down on Nepgear of players the same way they do with other annoying series, but I can't read "Your virginity is well protected" from someone who made a ERP profile around fuckin' Hyperdimension Neptunia without cracking up.


 No.137844

>>137841

>Expecting Nintoddlers to not be clinically retarded


 No.137845

>>137842

truth be told I gave up on coming up with ideas for this shit months ago. About the same time I nuked most of my canons.

I'm just some faggot memelord with a huge swath of abuse and non/dubcon related kinks that's stuck playing furfags (despite kinda hating furries these days).


 No.137846

>>137837

The joke about Arby's not being able to actually be called "food" has been around for many years, long before smug anime Wendy's, and is a widely-accepted fact.


 No.137847

>>137845

I keep hearing this 'dubcon' thing for the past 3 days. Is it some new phrase? What the fuck is it?


 No.137848

>>137847

Nope, "dubious consent". Basically when consent is never given, but also never implied. Hence, the level of consent is dubious, and depending on the context it can lean closer to consensual, non-con, or somewhere in between.

Ever seen It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia? Think of the "because of the implication" conversation. Or just look it up if you haven't seen it, it's a pretty good example.


 No.137850

>>137843

>Doesn't like bland, generic anime boys

>Plays exclusively bland, generic anime girls

Wew lads


 No.137851

>>137843

Isn't Neptunia basically just "fanservice with a bunch of cringy references: the game?" I've had this explained to me many times, but I still never get it. What the fuck is it? Why the fuck is it?


 No.137852

>>137843

>Every single thing is a custom kink

>Can't even do a quick profile comparison to see if their kinks line up at all

>Something as simple as acceptable genders are fucking custom kinks


 No.137853

>>137851

It's a JRPG where basically everything is a reference to some aspect of the gaming industry.

Honestly, the first game was atrocious, but they've been getting better with each installment, and now the series is pretty good. …Except the spin-offs. Ignore those.


 No.137854

>>137853

What is appealing about that? Sure, I'd find that to be a fun time if it wasn't accompanied by horrible SoL-tier fanservice at every step. That's what I've seen, at least. I don't know which game it was, and I don't think I want to even look at any of the sequels.


 No.137855

>>137852

This wouldn't even be a problem if they were descriptive and helpful. Most of these kinks' descriptions don't even give me a good handle of her personality / RP style.


 No.137857

>Start a scene

>1 hour of buildup. Finally get to the sex.

>They gotta go.

>Start another scene.

>1.5 hours of buildup. Finally write a long, descriptive, meaty post of breaking their pussy over my giant cock.

>They gotta go.

This is starting to really get out of hand. I'm really starting to understand why some people have given up on any sort of foreplay and just fast forward to dumping a fucking load.


 No.137859

>When a person you've approached just ghosts you rather than responds/blocks leaving you guessing/waiting around all day for a response

Jesus christ, are you seriously so anxious that you can't say a simple "No, fuck off"? At least spare the next few hours of my life with a message that only takes a few seconds to type. I guess if you aren't willing to talk then you weren't worth my time in the first place.


 No.137861

>>137859

>Spare the next few hours

>Waits for a response

>For hours

>All day

Nigga just move on to the next person. What the flying fuck.


 No.137865

>>137861

When you're into the kinky and obscure shit I am, you don't get to pick and choose your partners. You gotta deal with whatever the kink search gives you and 90% of the people at least are people you've already spoken to.


 No.137866

>>137865

Damn, that must be a bitch and a half, but I understand.


 No.137869

>>137865

I'll never understand this.

I've turned people into snuff-sluts, shit-eaters, worshippers before because of 'MUH CHARISMA'. I've had people get into the idea of having insects live inside them between skin and bone. I've had people turn their No's into Fave's because of me.

Unless you're talking about shitting yourself I sincerely, sincerely cannot fathom how you can't even tread water with your kinks to people who haven't experienced them before.


 No.137870

>Make a slob character

>Tone it back a bit. Mostly just an older guy who is fat. Typical 'hot girl with ugly fat guy' fare

>Hang out on the fat and pudgy roo-

>BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

>MMMM EATS ALL THE CAKES OH I'M SO MESSY

>FFFPPPPBLBLBLB

>BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

>Holy shit. Well, surely the approaches will be fin-

>HEY WANT ME TO EAT SHIT OUT OF YOUR FAT ASSHOLE?

>I BET YOU SMELL LIKE CHEESE CAN YOU COVER ME IN YOUR SWEAT LET ME DRINK IT, PLEASE

>HEY CAN YOU FATTEN ME UP? FORCEFEED ME UNTIL I'M A LITTLE PIGGY TOO

>CAN YOU BRAAAAAAAAAAAP

Help.


 No.137871

>>137869

Some of us like people who are confident in what they want and know what they like, not generic sluts who'll just do whatever to pass the time, thanks.


 No.137872

>>137869

hahahhahahahah


 No.137874

>>137871

That has to be the most conceited thing anyone has ever said about me fam.

Do you sincerely think the majority of people 'don't know what they like'? That they're not confident in their kinks and ability? You.. you do realize that the only people I play with have been type-fucking for years, yes?

Man, it's like if you introduce something to someone in a way they haven't thought before, they might end up liking it.

Oh wait, no. Clearly it just means everyone I fuck is a retard. 10/10.

Go back to not being capable of persuading people to try things they don't like. I'll be turning your favorite partners into gore whores. Ahahahaha. Fuck.


 No.137875

>>137869

Keep in mind, my shit is canon so it requires universe knowledge which in most of the people I've seen, they either know the universe but it's too gross for them or they don't know but they like the kinks which is a lose/lose because I like story with my RPs and I don't like having to explain how the whole goddamn game universe works over the course of a good hour or two just for them to pass out or something and the people that actually do know the universe usually sticks to more vanilla stuff and I don't want to RP popular stuff because why spend an hour looking for somebody that might be able to accomplish it when with one google search I can get something in better quality than anything I could ever do.

Yeah yeah it's Bloatfly guy again. Just coming to vent


 No.137877

>>137874

>You.. you do realize that the only people I play with have been type-fucking for years, yes?

>Not decades

You are like little baby.


 No.137879

>>137534

Ageplay? Penny Fitzgerald? That's one of Jamiko's alt accounts lmao.


 No.137882

File: cbfa08575f2822c⋯.png (271.48 KB, 264x430, 132:215, 0f52d8554d1e2e39386d2904cb….png)

>>137619

>TFW I used to be like this

>TFW I didn't realize it until literally all of my online friends had an 'intervention' with me and told me to cut it out or they'd cut ties

>>137649

This has happened to me as well. It'll work out in the end, anon.

>>137804

>>137857

This is also happening to me more and more recently. I'll admit I've done it once or twice, though. Busy life and I'm too braindead to notice the warning signs.


 No.137883

>>137874

>Clearly it just means everyone I fuck is a retard.

Yes, it does.


 No.137884

>>137879

Yeah that's the one. I don't know who that is, but they nearly killed a nice scene I was doing by trying to include herself.


 No.137885

File: 016bda741917340⋯.gif (1.25 MB, 540x540, 1:1, bc59df308bb2694a80e065787a….gif)

>>137883

It feels pretty nice knowing that the people I type-fuck are retarded, because the people who are actually intelligent must be unfathomable when it comes to this hobby then, right?

Oh, how one can dream.


 No.137893


 No.137895

>Get invested in some foreplay

>Suddenly my brain decides to be tired

>Having trouble writing more than two semi-paras

this was a mistake


 No.137896

>>137893

>Jamiko Miyamoto: I just feel like I can't win, everytime I do anything I get yelled at, insulted or beaten up..it's not fair…

I kinda wonder. Clearly these people are clingy as fuck, but why don't they seem to find people who are as autistic and clingy as themselves? Do they tire each other out with their clinginess eventually?


 No.137900

File: db0608fdc61aced⋯.jpg (25.21 KB, 628x353, 628:353, luke.jpg)

>He enjoys the company of all types as long as they make good use of there words


 No.137903

>Walk into RP room

>Very first rule says keep OOC to a minimum

>They even have a special room dedicated to OOC talk

>Everyone's OOC in the RP room anyway


 No.137904

>>137903

>Everyone looks at you weird for being in character in the room that's supposed to be fucking in character


 No.137906

>>137797

Jesus.

>>Have a character that's a fucking fat slob who blackmails, extorts, drugs and rapes women.

…Profile?


 No.137907

>>137832

video games? Persona, Nier.


 No.137908

>>137843

>>137850

Wow, you wearn't kidding. I haven't seen such a bad generic taste in anime girls in a long time. Vert from Neptunia, fucking Lailah from the most boring modern Tales game conceived, another generic Tales girl, and a few heroines from garbage FOTM shows that have lost their relevance.


 No.137909

>>137906

https://www.f-list.net/c/fat%20slob%20bastard/

Yeah, nice and descriptive. I'm going to change to just not accepting any RL images anymore because it's all fucking 3DPD porno looking whores, God damn.


 No.137910

File: 4c4532fdd6a9401⋯.png (17.9 KB, 240x142, 120:71, ClipboardImage.png)

O I AM LAFFIN


 No.137911

>>137910

Who the fuck is this cuck?

CYBER SLEUTH MODE, ACTIVATED.


 No.137912

>>137911

>>137910

The bogeyman is real.

Did you know Fai is a private investigator?


 No.137913

>>137912

Whose privates is he investigating?


 No.137914

>>137913

Your mum's, vigorously.

>Petxansca makes another status whining about people responding to me

>It's like if he never made the status about me in the first place, this never would have happened.

Sugio, desu-nee translator onee-chan. What the fuck is with your status feed and why is it so autistic? Reminds me of Shub.

Are you Shub in disguise? It would make sense.

I must investigate furth–

>Melancholy on his guestbook

Into the bin.


 No.137915

>>137914

You are obese.


 No.137918

>>137915

I really wish I was, because then I would be more sympathetic to the fat cunt I work with who takes up enough space for a small family.


 No.137920

>>137914

>being this insecure

Shamefur dispray.


 No.137921

>He asks me to post my profile

>Never get a note

;_;


 No.137922

>Rping with someone

>It's going fine. Can be pretty lewd, and it's fun.

>Read their latest message.

>'[BRB, a boil broke and I have to clean up]'


 No.137923

>>137922

killing your boner is their fetish


 No.137924

>>137921

What was your profile?


 No.137926


 No.137928

>>137926

Not the same guy but I might flick you a note.


 No.137930

>>137928

You're a nice guy for me


 No.137931

>in an erp discord server

>filled with the kinda people and content you would expect, lewd as fuck

>one day a fucking panda character joins

>literally just ripped off some music artists OC

>constantly goes on about how they don't like to do "lewd" stuff

>bangs on about how much they like yuri

>shills the art for the OC in the general chat despite there being channels for it

>massive attention whore

>"Stop being lewd!"

>"I don't like lewd!"

>is just an overall pain in the ass and eyesore to see

You're in a goddamn erp server, if you want to lurk and snag art, fucking fine but shut the fuck up. Not saying you have to be lewd all day every day, but goddammit.


 No.137932

>>137930

UUUU I don't know if my character will be appropriate though but we'll work it out I hope.

>>137931

>one day a fucking panda character joins

>literally just ripped off some music artists OC

Sounds like Ken Ashfaggot.


 No.137933

>>137932

Dead on. Had to look it up, but yeah.

>Turn Offs: dudes, guys, dicks

What shit taste.


 No.137934

>Go into the rape roleplay room

>Oh hey people are actually doing some rolepl-

>People walking around a bar with fucking swords, revolvers, black magic

>*Watches things from the rafters*

>*Perches somewhere tall to watch*

>*People bringing their shitty tween novel protag OP bullshit complete with teleporting, hur durr fire and being literal royalty or even more literal Gods/Goddesses who decided to just visit some bar, I guess*

>*Teleports behind u* pssh, nothing personnel, kid


 No.137935

>>137909

Also I'm probably gonna do a name change tomorrow because calling myself a 'slob' is giving the wrong idea I think. I'm really not all that in to loads of sweat or dickcheese or farting in someone's face. Just someone who is messy, sloppy and big enough to practically make a girl disappear under him.


 No.137936

>Mostly another fruitless night. About to turn in.

>Shit, someone who looks promising walks up.

>Alright, let's go for it.

>2 hour buildup for a rape scene. But they're a decent writer.

>Finally get to the real meat of the sex.

>Looking forward to it - an oppai loli, don't get much play with that.

>They're absolutely fucking horrible at it.

>Barely any talk about her huge tits, nothing about her underage snatch.

>The buildup had plenty of detail, but when we get to the actual sex, they have the lewdness of a sponge.

>Going to be tired as shit tomorrow over this crap.


 No.137938

File: 3e505893196423f⋯.png (332.23 KB, 580x415, 116:83, Not Pleased.png)

>>137533

Eilidh has always been a bad person, sort of like a Jane except she lives in a specific timezone that there was no mod on for and they just let her be a mod.

The mod team's ideals on who should be a moderator are absolutely autistic, as they have rules like, "Shouldn't show interest in wanting to be a mod" and "Should be helpful in chat" yet they somehow end out putting people on the mod team that don't want to be there and are completely ill-equip to handle autists, much less keep themselves from being full retard in the process.

Anyone on the mod team has either been grandfathered in through shitty decisions of other mods, or was put on the team by Khum. That mother fucker is the only person to ever head the chat that hasn't gone out of their way to put their friends on the mod team. Let's not all forget the time Lola modded 3-4 of her friends right before she stepped down as Head Mod and the next Chat owner was too pussy footed to let them go.


 No.137939

The only way that canons will stop being shit is if better RPers make lots of canon profiles and refuse to play with the shitty canons.


 No.137947

File: 0e3dfab0fa55a53⋯.png (41.51 KB, 399x250, 399:250, arino.png)

>>137840

This is honestly hilarious.


 No.137948

>>137840

>Multi Paragraph

>Public Chat


 No.137950

>>137882

Glad to hear you are taking steps to fix that anon. It's really a pain to deal with that on semi-stable groups.

Seriously, I hope you had cut that shit


 No.137951

File: cca49c6b6f515c8⋯.png (275.41 KB, 531x392, 531:392, tmp_13501-tumblr_oe1frumx3….png)

>>137938

Eilidh always came across as comically picky to me, what with her constant search for the ideal superhusbando to typefuck with. Has anyone posted logs of her writing anywhere?


 No.137959

>cuteposting fags

Fucking die.


 No.137961

File: 59db6eb2c35a458⋯.jpg (461.12 KB, 571x800, 571:800, ara ara ara.jpg)

>>137959

What is it, Anon-kun? Do you get terminally butt-blasted every time someone dares to be a disgusting weeaboo pretending to be a cute girl~~~?

Because I do too.


 No.137964

>>137936

You have to go to the Gore Death & Violence public room sometime; it's a fuckin' hoot.


 No.137969

>>137961

>they say while posting a smug anime girl

How masochistic.


 No.137971

File: bb643be1ada1d98⋯.jpg (26.21 KB, 459x233, 459:233, smuggestanimegirl.jpg)

>>137969

What can I say? I just like horsecock in my face and have a whole lot of smug anime girl reaction images that I don't use appropriately.


 No.137982

>See someone looking for attention in several public rooms

>They do this for several hours

>Finally, someone plays around with them.

>10 minutes into it they have to go

Must suck that things always seem to come up the moment you get some dick.


 No.137986

>Approached by a canon character

>Their profile is just a dramatic image of their character with their name in dramatic font on top of/in front of it

>If you're lucky their spoiler free backstory is there

Fuck yourself and write a real profile where I can get some inspirations on what to do without, even better if it doesn't resort to "So let's say my character is one of your animes type of magical teenager."


 No.137988

>>137986

>Needing a profile for a canon.

Want them to link to wikipedia or some shit?


 No.137989

>>137988

Somebody already made a really good post about canons with self-written profiles, so I'll just post the really short version here.

Canons with self-written profiles can show how their grasp on the character's personality is, and how well they themselves write.


 No.137990

>>137988

I haven't memorised the name and personality of every manga, anime and video game character. Not everybody knows who your character is, faggot. Even if I have read/seen/played what they're from it'd be nice to have a bit of inspiration or reference for how you like to play the character rather than just seeing a kink list filled with

Yes: Y Character - Cute! (My character once complimented them in the Z arc)

No: X Character - Big stupid bully! (He once made fun of my character in volume 86)


 No.137991

>>137989

A profile is an indication of absolutely nothing besides how much time a person took at some point to convince people they can write when they feel like it. Don't kid yourself.

>>137990

>Not everybody knows who your character is, faggot

Since it's a canon character you can easily just look that shit up. Again, google is your friend, famalam.


 No.137993

>>137990

That is assuming that the person will play the character EXACTLY like the canon.

This is impossible.

A good artist copies, a great artist steals. They make it their own. A lack of any description implies that there's a lack of all character.


 No.137997

>>137993

Let's be honest. Most of the time people are just using the art and the name and don't play them even remotely close to how their canon would act, even in a lewd setting. It's just for the familiarity at that point.


 No.138009

>>137988

Oh its you again. Shut the fuck up.


 No.138016

Is it just normal for people who use images of irl people to not give a fuck about any of your preferences when they approach you? Because holy goddamn fuck every single day I go looking for something I get one of these retards and it's getting old as fuck.


 No.138018

>>138016

They're very typically normies who don't give a shit and hope you don't either.


 No.138019

>>138009

What, the truth hurt? Profiles are near fucking worthless for even telling whether someone is a good lay or not. Just look at all of these people bitching because their partners don't end up what they thought them to be.

Trust me, hit a profile that just has 'female' filled out, and then go to one of those mile long profiles with 50 billion custom kinks being lewd as shit. You'll have an equal number of disappointments because the person with the fuck long profile is just laying back looking to be swept off their feet and coddled to. And chances are, they're one of these fucks who can't even fucking roleplay when it actually comes to it.


 No.138021

>>138016

>>138018

Yep. At least most of the anime characters have the decency to go back and look at my kink list after approaching, but all these randoms with porn star images just ask if I'm into raceplay and then wonder why I'm not replying.


 No.138022

>>138016

>Is it just normal for people who use images of irl people to not give a fuck about any of your preferences when they approach you?

I get these fucking constantly. Always makes me laugh because whenever I see a post about 'shitter generic blues', I have to wonder if they've ever made one and had to endure these endless fucking bottom of the barrel pornstar playing fuckwads.


 No.138023

>>137988

>>138019

>a fraction of a fraction of the userbase is shit, so I shouldn't put effort into a retelling of this character I feel I can personally embody


 No.138024

>>138023

>a fraction of a fraction

Hahahahahahahahahaha

As an aside I put plenty of effort into my profiles and never play canons. I'm just laughing at people's profile requirements because people are so fucking dumb they'll log on when they don't even want to roleplay and just fuck around to be lusted after.


 No.138031

>Make an advert about a specific scene that focuses heavy on being a quick cum dump without anything too drastic in terms of kinks.

>4 approaches.

>2 of them just offer up scene ideas of their own which both sound like they'd take several hours to get anywhere good.

>One of them asks me "Hi i read your advert. Any particular scene you want to do?" Motherfucker what the fuck how did you read the advert and not see the fucking scene idea that was 80% of it.

>Last one.

>"can I worship your feet?"

>mfw


 No.138032

File: df6f4d846428fd0⋯.jpg (50.6 KB, 540x540, 1:1, __ayanami_rei_4chan_and_ne….jpg)

>can't bitch because i know my partners browse this board frequently and i can't let off steam in here without them giving me shit


 No.138033

>>138032

Get online. We need to talk.


 No.138034

File: 8c7e1136a5afd81⋯.jpg (131.85 KB, 985x734, 985:734, 1491106214834.jpg)

>>138033

i am online though, anon ;_;

just on my new character


 No.138035

>>138032

Throw in a couple extra details to throw them off


 No.138037

>>138035

>partners replies just got slower even though the enjoy the roleplay

>other partner was dming something for me while they still had a character and lost interest when their character wasn't played enough

i guess the second bit is partially my fault but i can't even explain why it happened without outing myself


 No.138038

>>138037

wanna talk shit about me behind my back? ok cool, kill yourself


 No.138039

File: 8274de4057aa972⋯.jpg (8.9 KB, 240x210, 8:7, 1485752632963.jpg)

>>138038

go - gomen


 No.138046

File: 034420171e9caf3⋯.gif (445.43 KB, 250x188, 125:94, tumblr_msongiWvxa1qg90dao1….gif)

>Make profile for slightly-obscure-but-not-really RPG protagonist

>Decide to focus on one particular ending for easier access to goreplay and to avoid being another uguu innocent naive girl

>Time to find some lewd art, this shouldn't be hard she's relatively slutty in this ending

>All of it is too blatant/on-model lolicon, every other form but the one I'm playing, or both

>On the off chance it's neutral or decent it's fucking chickenscratch

I have no problem just using the legions of good looking SFW art and maybe dredging up some guro but god damn


 No.138047

>>138038

Holy shit.


 No.138057

File: fb44c1564cb7af8⋯.jpeg (25.76 KB, 550x453, 550:453, feelicide.jpeg)

>Fourth ad sent out today

>X the Y: Hello miss!


 No.138058

File: 8f5ee1c07d401b8⋯.png (20.44 KB, 745x745, 1:1, you know who you are.png)


 No.138062

>>137961

It's worse when they come up with the "no lewd pls" bullshit.


 No.138063

>>138062

Someone else knows my pain. I mean honestly, why be somewhere that is crawling with ERP and then say "I-I don't like lewd! Pls don't lewd me!"


 No.138066

>>138063

>That fucking faggot in the ageplay room who plays a Kanna and just memeposts all day

>Playing quite possibly one of the lewdest God damn lolis ever talking about Don't lewd the loli dragon

>That's not even in God damn character, Kanna is absolutely sexually expressive

Fuck!


 No.138068

>>137533

>>137536

>>137538

I am so glad I've avoided the /tg/ and /erp/ F-List chat channels. I've heard bad things in this thread and others about them.


 No.138069

>Partner 'has to go' after several hours of buildup, never actually getting to the sex.

>Never hear from them again.

>If I do hear from them, they want to do something new instead of finishing off the last scene.

Am… am I the autistic one for wanting to finish what was started so much? It's so common to just leave a scene hanging in some void that I wonder how people can ever feel satisfied.


 No.138071

File: 81a3d7945260f21⋯.png (72.04 KB, 225x235, 45:47, i'm fine.png)

I fucking hate this website, /erp/.

More particularly, I fucking hate the people on it and how they refuse to act like decent human beings to maintain some sort of haughty "social standing" on a stupid sex website.

This hobby sucks so bad.


 No.138075

>See advert.

>Name is pink.

>Read through it.

>It's '2 characters' where one of them is a pink and the other is not.

>Know they only choose pink to get more attention.

You fucking asshole. I want my 3 seconds of life back.


 No.138076

>I have whacked off so much in the past 4 days that my balls ache

i need an intervention


 No.138077

>>138075

>Hi, I'm twenty different characters.


 No.138078

>>138071

Don't worry, the people who just want to typefuck without having someone mentally breakdown on them, or throw a fit because we told them to fuck off, or hear about how someone we never wanted to RP with in the first place demands to be treated like a real human being - all hate these websites too.

Strange how it goes both ways.


 No.138079

>>138077

>Hi, I'm a female character.

>But

>I can have a cock if you ask.

>And every single image of my character is them having a cock.

>Also, vaginal sex (receiving) is a no.


 No.138080

>Doing a rape scene with someone.

>It's going alright. Decent start.

>They're putting up a struggle, which is good.

>2 hours into it.

>They're still struggling as hard as they were when we first began.

>There hasn't even been a single shift in attitude or atmosphere from their end. Despite being tied down, despite being hit in the face, despite having their fucking virginity taken, they're still just struggling and being angry at me as if taking their virginity didn't matter.

>It's not even sexy at all. They're just a fucking sponge.

God damn, this is like the rape play equivalent of someone being 'sub' by just laying back to let you do what you want with no feedback. Holy shit.


 No.138082

>>138080

Out of curiosity, did you want them awkwardly lovely-dovey afterwards or completely despairing, traumatized, and ruined? I don't like that there wasn't a 'turning point' in your play (I'd love to have someone who struggles forever, but it only makes sense to account for the fear and trauma), but I'll most anything over the former kind of 'rape'.


 No.138083

>>138082

Not him, but I think the point is that he wants SOME kind of shift, and I can get behind wanting that. I've done forceful stuff before where I'm beating the shit out of some person, breaking bones, etc. and they still find it in themselves to be cocky. Not cocky in a broken down, everything's going black and I'll stop soon kind of way, but exactly the same way when they were talking shit beforehand.

It's kind of maddening, to be honest. It's like an unwillingness to shift for whatever reason. Maybe the other person thinks I want them to be uppity the whole time, because that was the initial attraction, but I don't! I just feel like I'm beating against a brick wall if there's no change at all.


 No.138089

>>138082

I can go for either sort as long as there's something that's changed dramatically for the one being raped. Now to be 100% honest, I do prefer 'weak' women who put up a strong front, but will crumble like a soft cookie when they're slapped around and/or restrained and don't know how to get out of it. But if someone takes a while longer to break, then I'm willing to work through it. (I should add that I really only look for one shots, so taking hours or even days to break someone down isn't something I look for nor advertise for.)

Some uptown girl laughing at you at the club because you're a gross older man and you slip something into their drink so their muscles relax and can't fight back, weakly squeaking that they're sorry while you're rutting into them in a shitty shady motel room. Hell maybe there's just some cute, sweet girl enjoying her life, not a care in the world until you come along and toss her into the back of your van for a quick fuck, going from perky and helpful to a shivering little maiden being told she's only good for that thing between her legs, wondering if she can ever trust anyone again.

Or maybe your bitch of a boss who always orders you around, never shutting her fucking trap until you shove a gun in her face and she realizes her life is on the line and she -has- to comply. She doesn't like it. Hell, she's staring daggers at you, but she still has to wrap those fat fucking lips over your dick and service you for once.

But I'll be fucking damned if you hold a -fucking gun- to someone's head, and they STILL somehow act uppity. You know what I do if my character has finally had enough and tells them if they don't suck him off and/or spread their legs for him, or else he'll shoot? He fucking shoots them, because I'm tired, tired tired as shit of people who play their character as something invulnerable.

>>138083

Pretty much what this guy's saying. And it can really be a problem with someone who is the 'stubborn, hard to break' sorts. I think a lot of them are so invested in their character that they've forgotten how to be malleable and change for whatever reason.


 No.138091

>>138089

>But I'll be fucking damned if you hold a -fucking gun- to someone's head, and they STILL somehow act uppity. You know what I do if my character has finally had enough and tells them if they don't suck him off and/or spread their legs for him, or else he'll shoot? He fucking shoots them, because I'm tired, tired tired as shit of people who play their character as something invulnerable.

God damn I am so fucking pissed over the absurdity of this I have to go into more depth.

To be even more specific, there have been SEVERAL times where a character of mine has held a gun to someone who is not at all a fighter sort. You know, secretary, some nurse, scientist, etc etc. White or blue collar workers. I make sure to paint him as someone to not be fucked with; he doesn't -need- to rape her, he's already gotten what he's come for business-wise, but he'll let her live if she strips down and bends over like a good little tramp.

And what do they do the majority of the time? Try and kick him, or scratch him and just generally act like the fucking weapon isn't even there. The logical conclusion of this is him keeping his God damn word and just blowing their brains out.

It boggles the mind how fucking stubborn some people are when they make a character.


 No.138093

>>138091

"hehe r-rape me daddy xD"


 No.138094

>>137931

That's the tranny rper who is into fat characters? Ban them asap


 No.138095

>>138094

Who's this tranny rper you speak of? I wanna hear the story behind this!


 No.138097

File: f92c3d322bda713⋯.jpg (205.28 KB, 1400x939, 1400:939, 1492731474756.jpg)


 No.138098

>>138097

>You were racist! Whether a BBC-centric character who uses the N-Word every third word, or some incredibly racist message you said to me in PMs or in a channel.

>You were transphobic! Gasp! Turns out the owner of this character is an SJW! I don't tolerate this either. And don't try to come to me and tell me what is or isn't transphobic. Thanks.

>Unwarranted Aggression! If you have sudden hostility towards me despite me not knowing you, simply because you disliked the contents of my profile? Kindly fuck off~

This person has autism, don't they


 No.138099

Yep


 No.138100

File: 5b9069f0c16b12a⋯.jpg (198.69 KB, 752x590, 376:295, 1490903983830.jpg)

Can we talk about the canon cumdumps room? Why does it have such draconian rules?

https://www.f-list.net/c/Izissia

Anyone rp with the owner before?


 No.138101

>>138097

>Tranny

>Characters for homestuck, Steven universe and Understale

It's like the mental illness trifecta.


 No.138102

File: 5ae08dfa5181e7a⋯.jpg (271.46 KB, 755x1057, 5:7, 1473064199683.jpg)

>>138098

No, they are merely the expected result of ideological subversion.

They aren't a person. They aren't even a useful idiot. They are just a tool. Remove them, or you'll soon find your community filled with nothing but filth of a similar ilk.


 No.138130

>Discuss RP with somebody a while back

>They seem okay, but the ideas are good and their character is cute

>They want to do note RPs

>Okay I guess

>They do two, three lines per note

>As disappointing as that is I don't have much else going on so I play along

>They stop responding for two weeks

>Finally reply with a two-liner

>That's it, call it off

>Fast forward

>Make a new character

>Get a note about interest in them

>Wait that name looks familiar

>Dig aaaaaall the way back in my notes

>Same person


 No.138153

File: 90fd22e10b4c3a5⋯.png (365.1 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, Kameshima_tetsuo.png)

>people who do nothing but post booru links all day in rooms

Why do they do it? Why? Do they fear disapproval and post agreeable moeblobs all day to feel cherished? I don't get it!


 No.138161

File: 318567093fe16f4⋯.png (94.19 KB, 330x269, 330:269, YOU ARE THE SUPER RETARD.png)

>>138078

>fai bitches about clique snobs on the regular

>somebody also (presumably) bitches about clique snobs

>fai gets a stick up his ass and goes WELL AKSHULLY


 No.138169

>one persons only interactions in a room either posting yuri shipping crap or (rarely) throwing a fit at people for having different opinions

>people acting exclusive to one another openly in a room

>cunty mods

>cunty monstergirls played by spergs

My only solace is that I don't see myself being mentioned in these threads.


 No.138173

File: f6dfc02382e6bc8⋯.png (341.83 KB, 470x470, 1:1, image.png)

>check out a profile

>it barely has anything in it

>"haha sorry about the profile it's a WIP"

oh okay, that's coo-

>last updated: 4 months ago


 No.138174

>>138173

>UNDER CONSTRUCTION

>Last updated: 1y 5m


 No.138176

>>138169

>/tg/ in a nutshell


 No.138183

File: a2e15a0094ca1f2⋯.jpg (4.99 KB, 164x173, 164:173, pout.jpg)

>>138153

A thousand times this:

>Hi [shitty link]I feel[generic hentai] dirty [goddamit stop] are you willing [this is useless] to fuck[kill yourself]?


 No.138185

>>138161

…When do I bitch about clique snobs?

No I'm fuck confused right now.When were EITHER of us talking about Cliques in these posts?

I thought he was whining about people not treating others with (((RESPECT))). You know, 'You aren't reating me like a human being right now!' which is a common statement of really needy, clingy, terrible fuckawful RPers.


 No.138186

>>138185

>to maintain some sort of haughty "social standing" on a stupid sex website

Presumably referring to roomfags.


 No.138189

>Put status as "Making Shadowrun Character, semi-here!"

>this fucking nigger wants me to explain what Shadowrun is to them in its entirety

>I give them links, they ask me to explain it

fucking kill yourself


 No.138190

>>138189

Anon how on earth did this situation come to be?


 No.138191

File: 75b7e6686695f37⋯.jpg (75.33 KB, 900x900, 1:1, sad goth girl.jpg)

>make character

>thin, demure goth girl

>person comes up and asks if i'm willing to change her appearance

>not a good start, but i'm curious, so i ask what they had in mind

>they go on about how they're a fan of buxom, curvy ladies

Why even approach?


 No.138193

>>138191

Sounds hot.


 No.138201

>>138191

I guess they liked your profile or something? But fucked if I know. I think some of these people must just get off on the idea of someone else changing their character for them, if only temporarily.


 No.138208

File: 9f524895553e743⋯.jpg (158.57 KB, 1250x1111, 1250:1111, zap.jpg)

>>138189

>Shadowrun F-list character

Link me up FAM. RIght now


 No.138215

>Asks me if I'm looking to play anything in particular

>Tell them a scene I've been mulling over

>They agree to play it. Even tell me they'll play 'multiple sluts for you to use', which is always nice.

>Ask me who I'd like to fuck. Well, since they're taking suggestions I give them a few to act out.

>Things start. Going pretty good. Excited for multi-character play.

>After 30 minutes of planning I start us off.

>20 minutes later, they have to go. Say they will 'continue later'.

I swear, I think these people must just fap to the planning phase and then want to fuck off and nap. Jesus.


 No.138216

>be horny

>one of my favorite partners log in

>wait like 10 minutes before approaching them since I don't want to rush them down as soon as they log in

>start typing

>they go offline

FUCK


 No.138217

>>138186

I figured they just meant having a reputation in general. Weird shit famalam.


 No.138238

>Be me and be looking for RP

>See some pretty cool profiles

>Bisexual or Bi-female pref

>Males in no or femboys in maybe or fave

Femboys aren't even real men. Just change your sexuality to gay or straight. Jesus.


 No.138241

>>138238

>Cucked by femboys because who would want to fuck some hairy musclebound bozo rather than a cute fat cocked boi

kek


 No.138243

>>138241

As a player of cute fat cocked bois, you just need to be a right blend of musclebound but well-natured to get access to boypussy.


 No.138248

>>138241

Clearly you haven't met a decent "hairy musclebound bozo" then.


 No.138250

>>138248

Apparently other people haven't either since you're having troubles finding any willing to fuck 'em~


 No.138252

>>137533

/tg/chat is a fucking joke. I've met some good people in there but it's filled to the brim with incredibly sensitive douchebags who consistently try to bait you into a situation where they bludgeon you with their feelings about being insensitive/transphobic/racist/etc. It's such an odd mix of genuinely fun, good people and a mass of insufferable cunts. Pretty telling the admin is a le BBC stereotype.


 No.138255

>>138250

Most, if not all of them were meme genders so I'm pretty sure I'm not missing out on anything.


 No.138259

>Play a character that's roughly 80% lewd, 20% story. Typefucking with context, in other words.

>Get an approach

>It's a Rey from Star Wars

>Hate the character, but alright, let's see what they want. Maybe they can make her good and lewd.

>'So, you like any of the scene ideas in my profile?'

>'I like to indulge in detailed and vivid scenarios. I'm very open minded and willing to experiment with new things.'

I couldn't imagine a more boring and pretentious response.


 No.138264

>You're wasting your time playing popular shit because with one google search you can find something in better quality than anything you can possibly do

>You're wasting your time trying to find the obscure shit you like because you're the one person into it and there's fucking nobody that specializes in it and even if there was they're probably as straight as an arrow and thus you'll just x out their profile when you see the orientation

>You're wasting your time trying to write something about your obscure shit by yourself because you're nowhere near experienced enough to write something to your satisfaction

This. This is what Hell is like.


 No.138267

>>138264

Hey, bloatfly guy, how have you been?


 No.138268

>>138267

Well, after I lost my mind on here I started exercising and trying to improve myself mentally. One of these days I might rework my profile again but I'm still going "What's the point if nobody will even play the stuff I want to begin with". I'm practically caught in a trap with this site, every minute I spend on this site is a minute wasted because I'm not getting anything done but I have to get something out of this site otherwise it will be one of the biggest wastes of time in internet history so I'm stuck here. God as my witness I will find some fucking play of this shit


 No.138270

>>138264

>You're wasting your time playing popular shit because with one google search you can find something in better quality than anything you can possibly do

Why is it a problem that people are better than you?


 No.138271

>>138270

The point is "Why should I bother standing around for a good hour minimum trying to find somebody for this popular stuff when I can spend five seconds on google to find something already made and better". I'm not saying that it's bad that people are better, I'm saying that it's a waste of time to spend ages trying to find a partner when a better alternative already exists.


 No.138279

File: b40f74d3da836f5⋯.jpg (49.14 KB, 600x621, 200:207, whywouldyoudothat.jpg)

>connect with partner over ageplay kink

>they inform me that they're underage OOC

>immediately block and disconnect


 No.138281

>>138279

>Liking ageplay

That was your mistake.


 No.138286

>Make a muscular, handsome male with a dominant personality with plenty of scene ideas

>Nothing

>Make a fat slob that hates women and wants to hate fuck them and call them names

>Insane amount of interest

Seriously, what the flying fuck.

It makes it harder for me to relate since I'm not fat.


 No.138287

>>138286

And I'm not a girl irl. So what?


 No.138288

>>138286

A muscular dude with a dommy personality is literally what you can find… anywhere. At any frat house in the western world. If I want a brofuck with someone who considers a slap to the ass kinky, I can walk down the street. I ERP to do things I can't/wouldn't do in real life, like play out rape and hard, actual domination where limits are magically known and avoided a-la fifty shades of grey.


 No.138289

File: d831d997e8ee14e⋯.gif (1.79 MB, 480x270, 16:9, laughingwhorses.gif)

>>138287

>not being a shemale in real life


 No.138290

>be me

>be a guy

>play a girl

>this is the third of my partners I've had to heartbreak by telling them I just play a girl on the internet sorry dude

you'd think people would figure out f-list is about 90% dudes at some point


 No.138292

>>138286

There's an endless amount of characters who are 'muscular handsome male dom' and while people do like them, you don't have to look far for it.

But a fat slob? Far fewer of those, and it fills a niche. It's not that complicated.


 No.138293

File: 385ce98a9bd72af⋯.jpg (21.2 KB, 317x267, 317:267, 385.jpg)

>>138290

>Revealing your irl gender to your RP partners


 No.138294

>>138293

>Hey… I… I really like you, anon's character!

>Anon: I.. Thank you, I think you're neat too~~♥

>He tries to get my irl info

>I'm a guy, kys

CAN'T A GUY DO SURROGATE ROMANCEPLAY IN PEACE AGH


 No.138295

>>138208

> 1250x1111

Where did you get your version of that pic? The image posted in the storytime thread was only 1036x915.


 No.138296

>>138294

I've never played a pink. How common is this where they ask IRL shit?


 No.138298

>>138296

It's not common at all. I've ONLY played pinks and never been asked.


 No.138310

>Decide to make a Usually Dominant character for once because all my other characters are switches or subs

>End up getting nothing but anime boys, 'please step on my balls' types and at least one alpha male bitchbreaker

This is what I get for wanting to make a pink vampire dom isn't it


 No.138315

>>138310

Yes. Now post profile.


 No.138320

No list contains:

>blocking me

>ignoring me

>poofing on me

>grammar nazis

Or any variation of those. It's really all you need to know.


 No.138322


 No.138323

>>138322

What will you step on?


 No.138325

>>138323

Wouldn't that depend on what you'd want me to step on fam


 No.138327

>>138289

>purple

>also ponies

nice meme


 No.138329

>>138290

>Be me

>Play with lots of people

>Constantly disappointed because they're not really horses, demigods or dragons


 No.138333

File: 79965f045eb01de⋯.jpg (38.94 KB, 864x288, 3:1, 1495089391827.jpg)

Either I suck at rp'ing, but people on F-Chat seem incredibly fickle, and it's usually the human ones that I prefer to chat with.

The fucking multi-colored furries are like chatting with Shakespeare.

I don't get it and it makes me mad.


 No.138334

>>138333

So they're thesaurus-abusers?


 No.138335

>>138333

I can feel for you, but at the same time there's only so many ways someone can write 'fucking them in the pussy' before feeling like an ass.


 No.138336

>>138296

I've been asked once in 2 years on the site playing a sorta even distribution of genders. In the interest of avoiding genuine creeps and not getting wrapped up in anything with a shitter, I always end up being a girl pretending to be a guy that's pretending to be a girl. Wish I was into meta so I could use that a little more creatively


 No.138339

File: 918140a8801fffc⋯.gif (40.88 KB, 644x700, 23:25, I'm on the ponynet.gif)

>>138329

Don't worry, Anonkun, I am a horse!

This took me half an hour to type with hooves!

Please kill me!

xc<>bgsjnsgvbjk bxfkg,kdfkf,bv,

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 No.138340

>>138336

L O N D O N

>>138339

I would gladly kill you, horse-friend!


 No.138343

>Kajou Naozumi

Everything he/they post in their statuses is bitch worthy.

https://fstatus.stormweyr.dk/c/Kajou%20Naozumi


 No.138345

>>138343

I would report that profile for clearly being underage.


 No.138346

File: 125ac1db0be91d6⋯.jpg (83.15 KB, 355x369, 355:369, 1489428241706.jpg)

>Really like this one person that has a bunch of OC profiles with fun designs and kinks

>I contact them and they're always down for something but usually busy in another play

>Can never bring myself to put down a concrete date

>tfw I don't want to come off as annoying so I contact them another week down the line

>They ask me a specific day for play since they're interested

>Drop my spaghetti and say maybe next time

Kill me lads


 No.138347

File: 125ac1db0be91d6⋯.jpg (83.15 KB, 355x369, 355:369, 125ac1db0be91d6f4845f8dfaa….jpg)

>>138346

If you are who I think you are, I didn't think you were interested at all with your evasiveness and weeklong gap between approaches.

Maybe don't do that?


 No.138348

File: d83ffaad5990907⋯.jpg (40.81 KB, 354x367, 354:367, 125ac1db0be91d6f4845f8dfaa….jpg)

>>138347

Maybe I'll do what I want.


 No.138349

>>138345

I would love to do so, but f-list staff aren't exactly competent.


 No.138355

File: f0a9b9f67f831fe⋯.png (101.64 KB, 246x225, 82:75, disappointmentforallinvolv….png)

>>138310

>get excited

>look at character list

>loungefag


 No.138356

File: 2c55f4a1108b9f1⋯.jpg (88.61 KB, 354x367, 354:367, Y,jpg.jpg)

>>138348

Maybe you should suck my dick.


 No.138358

>Hang out in a rape roleplay channel for some time.

>It's all just regulars who keep going there and getting fucked while just being pissy about it.

Okay to be fair it's kinda hard to pull off, but it takes the fun out of the whole scene when you see the same person be 'raped' 5 times and keeps going back to the same place.


 No.138359

Bobcat Trebor is seriously one of the most autistic fucks I've seen on this hellsite. God damn I wish the mods banned people simply for being retarded.


 No.138362

>Long time RP partner who is usually the shy cute girl who gets molested and used tells me they're feeling sexy and would like to play a more seductive character.

>All for it. This would be great, been kinda getting tired of the dynamic between our characters anyway.

>2 hours later, they haven't done a single thing that's 'seductive'. No shaking their wide hips, no grinding their thigh against my crotch, not even a fucking wink. They just keep talking about how 'beautiful' they are while sitting by a window.

>Things take forever because when I do finally move things along and interact, they're just sitting there like a stiff board.

>Eventually comes down to where I'm the aggressor just being entranced by her beauty or whatever shit, God damn.


 No.138363

File: ffeccf9a6aef6b0⋯.jpg (24.58 KB, 355x369, 355:369, CwILY5bXYAEas5P.jpg)

>>138356

Maybe I should suck it instead of that other limp faggot.


 No.138364

>>138329

I've literally only ever met one female playing a female on F-list but she was into my niche gross kinks so it worked out pretty well while it lasted.


 No.138365

>>138098

>When they block you for being a transphobic racist but you're actually a Jew


 No.138366

>>138365

>>When they block you for being a transphobic racist but you're actually the root of LGBT

Those aren't mutually exclusive, you know.


 No.138367

>>138366

It's pretty easy to be transphobic when just not wanting to fuck a woman who used to be a guy is considered that.


 No.138368

>Get approached by someone looking for an interesting scene. Basically, old man who has Alzheimer and mistreats his daughter and fucks her.

>Going along good. Cursing at them, even smack them around before pushing them over a table, starting to slide it in.

>They suddenly poof.

>Fuck, ah well. Blue balled again.

>See a note from them the next day.

>Tells me she logged off because she was having a panic attack because her father had Alzheimers and used to hit her and touch her and how she couldn't handle it.

>mfw it was entirely her idea.

>mfw I just wanted to fap


 No.138376

>>138355

Am I really that bad? ;_;


 No.138377

>Species: Shapeshifter

Fuck every single one of you faggots.


 No.138378

File: cd6a73c7328b41e⋯.jpg (56.66 KB, 480x595, 96:119, i am a little upset.jpg)

>>138376

I have no idea. I like the profile, but the sort of person the Lounge attracts I want absolutely nothing to do with, and from what I remember you're in there. Just a knee-jerk reaction of mine, one you could possibly be the exception to.


 No.138379

>>138378

Stop being a thirsty faggot hoping someone will be the 'exception'.


 No.138380

File: be187d9211cfc5e⋯.jpg (121.44 KB, 600x318, 100:53, sentient trashcan experien….jpg)

>>138378

I mean it's no secret that I do frequent the lounge, but I can't reall claim that I'm not the sort of person you don't want to deal with, if only because a) I don't know what type of person that is and b) I don't feel like risking you getting disappointed because I turn out to be that kind of person

Still, I'm glad to hear you like the profile!


 No.138382

>>138379

We're all thirsty faggots, Anon.


 No.138383

>>138382

Not as thirsty as the faggots who keep PMing my femboy pining away because he's straight as an arrow. Fuckers piss me off.


 No.138385

File: 41a4269598a6f42⋯.jpg (10.5 KB, 480x353, 480:353, autism.jpg)

>>137532

>first ding of the night, only just rolled into SDLFRP

>some Punk looking type wants a slice of trap

>not my first choice but whatever, let's see

>nigga wants a bratty, cocksure "I'll fuck an old man before crushing" trap to be bullied into being his angry nu-male character's slave, or be the target of obsession

The disconnect is real


 No.138386

>>138383

Someone else who plays a straight femboy and gets endlessly dogged by whiny faggots? Nice.


 No.138387

>>138383

Can't people read what it says on his orientation? I'll never understand this


 No.138390

>>138386

>>138387

>mfw gay femboy getting pinged by straight guys

>especially straight femboys


 No.138392

File: 0a5d95439befd64⋯.png (147.06 KB, 354x367, 354:367, fug.png)


 No.138395

>Actually playing a femboy.


 No.138396

>>138359

That dude approaches every single (human) female character I fuckin' got. I entertained him the first time, since there's almost nobody else in this world who cares about shoefucking as much I as do, but god damn does he have the least sexual writing styl possible. I just don't get how somehow could be that boring.


 No.138397

>>138386

>>138387

They probably figure they'll be that one who'll be able to break through and finally get you to start fucking guys. I mean, it's not entirely out of the realm of possibility.

>>138390

The gayest of faggots.


 No.138414

>Approach someone with bare profile, but say they do 2-5 sentences.

>Fine. The art is lewd. They're fairly slutty. Could be fun.

>Getting into it. I'm one of those guys who finds it hard to write less than 4 sentences but I'm sure she'll do fine.

>They're only keeping up with a barely 2-sentence pace. Alright, fine… kinda expected that, but whatever.

>Belt out a meaty 5 sentence response after trying to lower to her pace. Can't fit all the lewd in a shorter frame.

>Get roughly 8 words back.

>8 words.

>mfw this person can't even keep to the low end of their supposed post length.


 No.138417

>>138392

>can't even change the kanji

Faggot. I bet you'd love to get your dick sucked.


 No.138420

>>138397

Me or them.


 No.138423

>>138420

Probably both, but them slightly moreso.


 No.138451

File: d1911c916303f34⋯.jpg (147.39 KB, 400x392, 50:49, 1420979590393.jpg)

>>138414

>meaty 5 sentence response

You're like the King of the Retards.


 No.138452

>>138451

That's great, fai. I belt out multi paragraph given enough to work with but I don't need textbooks to get off.

It's in context a 'meaty' response. I'm not going to bother with paragraphs when I'm getting met with 2 sentences. And anything less is where I give up.


 No.138459

>>138452

Wasn't me, but five sentences isn't even meaty by anyone's standards. The people who say that are meaty are shit and don't take the hobby seriously in the slightest, and should be called the King Of The Retards that they are.

You fucking King of Retards.


 No.138460

>>138452

sorry anon-fampai

i agree with fai, you're a retard


 No.138473

File: d3b83501d006804⋯.png (233.23 KB, 494x545, 494:545, ClipboardImage.png)

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>>138460

>when someone agrees with me for once in my useless existence

Stroke, stroke, stroke my ego more fampai.


 No.138479

>Hanging around when someone chats me up.

>Asks me if I'd still like to play after our talk last night.

>Have no idea what the fuck they're talking about. I wasn't even online last night, or for days for that matter.

>But since it's a canon I really want to dick, I go along with it.

>They're lewd as fucking Hell and write multi para.

>Some of the best sloppy text fucking I've had.

>They leave, saying 'Great as always, see ya!'

>They still think I'm this other person.

Did I run in to some, like… meta-bimbo or something? God damn.


 No.138482

I hate every single one of you cumbuckets who uses 'raises a brow'. You're worse than fucking 'flops on a couch' and 'hey' faggots, and that's really saying something.


 No.138483

>>138390

Aand now gay boy is getting sniped on login by gay pink.

like what.


 No.138486

>>138483

Did she have a blue alt at least?


 No.138498

File: ca32686eb0524f6⋯.jpg (69.91 KB, 356x265, 356:265, it will become so bad.jpg)

>person spontaneously deletes a profile we had a long-term play on

>they log into a room on an alt, ask what's up

>ignored

>PM them asking for a solid yes or no answer

>get a sort of long-winded answer that doesn't really give me a yes or no and ends up frustrated

>tell them this, they suddenly act all exasperated and tell me about how they plan to leave the site and community we hang in, tell me to "find somebody more competent"

>it's sort of melodramatic and accusatory, i'm a little peeved and weirded out, but understand

>go back to chatting in the room

>they're suddenly extremely dismissive and shitty towards me, friends join in on the fun

>just noticed they removed all my guestbook posts from their profiles and theirs from mine

>all this because i asked for a solid answer

Why can't people on this website just be normal?

They have, of course, shown no intent of leaving the site or community and continue to log on regularly and chat in rooms, so…


 No.138499

>>138498

Just take the massive amount of hints and fuck off. Despite what you believe, it's actually more 'normal' for people to want to avoid confrontation/hurting someone else by telling them they're not interested. It's called diplomacy and if them deleting their fucking character isn't a giant fucking clue that they don't want to bother with your retarded ass anymore then you need to get you head examined.

The relationships you form on these sites mean nothing to most people, and you're just painting yourself as an emotional clingy faggot by 'seeking the truth' so much when it's smacking you right in the face like a hairy dick.


 No.138501

>>138499

Guess it was worth mentioning that we were pretty decent friends off-site and on, and talked/interacted regularly before all of this which is why I was more confused by it. I like to think I'm not that dense as to get this fucked up over something that there wasn't mutual investment in.

Either way, I still think that's a lot of effort and mental gymnastics to avoid saying "not interested, sorry." which I find bitch-worthy in and of itself.


 No.138505

>>138498

Anons will tear you apart but I'd like to have a partner like you, you have my sympathy for being who you are. Just remember to behave with others the way you want them to act towards you if you find yourself on the other side.

I've always provided valid reasons whenever I stopped playing with someone because I had some, nobody threw a fit and we remained on good terms. I don't see the problem, I'm still in touch with some because they're fun to chat with.


 No.138506

>>138505

Post profile, you seem nice.


 No.138508

>>138506

No offence, but I don't think that's a good idea. Go ahead and post yours if you want.


 No.138514

>>138506

>>138508

>y-you first

>no, i insist you first

Just make a shitty profile for contact.


 No.138515

File: 9678e3b4d002a68⋯.jpg (35.11 KB, 377x527, 377:527, 1465968142763.jpg)

>>138506

>>138508

The pottery


 No.138521

>>138506

>Gets a nice reply.

>Immediately dying of thirst and wants someone else to cling on to.

Holy fuck.


 No.138540

>Desired post length: Semi-Paragraph, 4-7 sentences

>RP with them

>They're clearly 1-2 sentence shitters

Jesus fuck, why? They had to make a conscious decision to select that. Do they think a sentence is on average 6-7 fucking words?


 No.138547

>Have a niche character

>Get maybe 1 approach a day if I'm lucky

>They're always shit

I'm doomed to never get any play.


 No.138549

>>138547

post profile, I love obscure and weird characters/kinks.


 No.138550

>>138549

So you can laugh at them, right? Same here anon, same here.


 No.138552

>>138550

No I am legit interested in seeing what you want.


 No.138559


 No.138560

>>138547

>>138549

>>138552

Same here. Do tell what you like.


 No.138563

File: 234a2609bd1e37a⋯.png (829.15 KB, 1065x859, 1065:859, DELET THIS lindy.png)

>someone PMs you

>"hey wanna RP?"

>sure

>"what do you want to do?"

>what about my profile got you interested?

>"IDK"

Nigger you messaged me atleast have the initiative to say what you like holy fuck


 No.138564

>>138563

On the flipside…

>Someone set to looking.

>Approach them with a scene idea from their profile.

>"Hmm don't know if that really interests me."

Bitch it's in your fucking profile, motherfucker.


 No.138571

>>138564

Moods change fam.

Although of course if it's something persistent better edit the profile to reflect it.


 No.138574

>>138552

>>138560

Inb4 botfiles guy


 No.138577

File: deb972f78ee2a65⋯.png (40.04 KB, 300x192, 25:16, Gt you can t romance nick ….png)

>commenting on ads in public chat


 No.138585

>>138577

Nothing else to talk about, I'd wager.


 No.138588

>Approach some canon who seems like they at least understand what the character is like

>Talk things out, they seem interested in the lewd at least.

>Start us off.

>Met with not only half the post length, but they're playing the character in the most boring, stilted, dry manner possible.

Fuck me.


 No.138594

>>138574

Naah I'm pretty sure I would recognize him by now.

Also ">Get maybe 1 approach a day if I'm lucky" is much better than what he gets.


 No.138600

>has 'ic pms' in my no list

>gets a pm

>it's ic

>hey dude this is nice and all but i don't like ic pms

>oh it wasn't ic :p

Is it me or people just forget how to act properly around female characters?


 No.138602

>>138600

No they act like fucking retards around my guy characters, too. Hell I'm the type that likes to practice being IC so if they walk up with fucking quotes over their words I'll reply as if I'm IC. Then they start talking about building a scene, with quotes. Fucking retards. Fuck off.


 No.138605

>>138574

>>138594

Yeah, it's not me. I've gotten maybe six approaches in my entire time on this site


 No.138622

File: d95af0bffbf544f⋯.gif (2.95 MB, 300x231, 100:77, 1445429510273.gif)

>used to get constant PMs that jarred me, from a certain someone

>they don't seem like someone who'd browse 8chan

>bitch about them here

>no longer receiving any PMs from said person on F-list after my bitching


 No.138624

>>138622

Sounds more like anti bitching fam


 No.138628

File: ec0eea60539300c⋯.png (89.8 KB, 362x223, 362:223, 1483665690199.png)

>Finally finish profile

>Three moderately-sized paragraphs and a fair amount of formatting

>Hype.png

>Press "Save Character"

>You have to be logged in to access this page.

Why the fuck would it log me out in the first place? Why is this the fifth time it's happened over the course of two years? Yeah, yeah, I need to get some kind of form recovery or write my characters in Notepad, but Lazarus for Chrome is dead and I'm immensely lazy.


 No.138631

>>138549

Maybe niche wasn't the right choice of word. I play a Centaur pink, looking for long-term romance and breeding that leads to the eventual children being included in the roleplay, but not sexually. The big thing is I only want human partners, not big on anything else. It's just that surprisingly there isn't a huge amount of people willing to fuck horse pussy and the ones that are typically are terrible. It doesn't help that my current preference is notes at the moment(not opposed to using f-chat though) and everyone knows how much of a crapshoot those are. I've posted about it a couple times here, but my profile still needs a lot of work so I'm a bit hesitant to link it.


 No.138633

>>138631

Fucking wew lad. Long term, romance, breeding, children AND a female centaur? The first 4 would be limited enough, but a damn centaur? Good fucking luck!


 No.138655

>tfw you have a male dominant profile with Oviposition and Living Insertion on fave but bloatfly-kun didn't even try approaching it yet


 No.138656

>>138628

Lost your cookies or changed IP or logged on from a different device while editing.


 No.138657

File: 460e29047040453⋯.jpeg (98.15 KB, 400x305, 80:61, spy-kids-2-the-island-of-….jpeg)

>*Always IC* - This is hard to explain. As far as always being IC, I don't want you to talk about your character, as a separate entity. If we are in an RP, he/she him/her is obviously going to work because it's third person RP, however when talking outside of the RP, it must be in () or some form of that, and do not talk to me about your character, speak to me as if you are that person. It is an instant turn off to be told how your character likes something, or your character is a specific way. I will inform you, and if it happens often you will be blocked.

>*Abusive Relationship - I'll make sure that if we ever break up, you will remember me. (Completely Optional, for very specific people who prefer it this way.)

How the heck am I ever supposed to tell him to be abusive and engage in optional kinks like that if he refuses to talk OOC?


 No.138658

File: c24725c799f1f80⋯.png (6.94 KB, 343x239, 343:239, using chrome.png)

>>138628

>using chrome


 No.138659

>>138628

> Lazarus for Chrome is dead

How ironic.


 No.138660

Fucking /tg/ mods

REEEEEEEEEE

https://pastebin.com/12APNRi6

>not liking death grips is now a kickable offense


 No.138667

>>137870

>Being a braapposter

No help for you.


 No.138669

File: 401b906f1c96656⋯.png (446.04 KB, 439x493, 439:493, you like crabby patties do….png)

>>138660

Sounds like someone get get get got got got got* kicked for being a punkass pleb


 No.138670

>>138669

sounds like you're gey lol


 No.138680

File: 9df9b7c6fb69772⋯.png (105.28 KB, 294x657, 98:219, 6366997.png)

>>138660

>I remember when /mu/ was good

/mu/? Good? What a fuckin' joke.


 No.138685

Why is it so hard to find a good, simple tentacle beast profile?


 No.138686

File: eb00bbfe1b479ee⋯.gif (994.83 KB, 500x281, 500:281, 1410882522591.gif)

>This guy with a shit-tier profile sends me an IC roleplay start out of the fucking blue

>the post itself is decent. nothing that blows me away but still much better than most shitters I've seen

>haven't been getting any plays so I decide, what the hell, let's humor him

>begin to roleplay, posts are fine

>we start getting to the sex

>I send a sexy post about slurping up on his dick

>silence for ten minutes

>"Hello?"

>I get the automatic "this user does not want to receive messages from you"

>mfw this shitter probably blew his load and immediately blocked me afterwards

>mfw at least I don't have to deal with that moron anymore




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