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>Find my first proper promising scene on a new character

>It's a lol canon (apparently?)

>off-game scene. Typical "shy girl meets not so shy"

>Posts are slow on both ends. This is tolerable

>Partner keeps putting out adds and claims a number of calls

>Soon tells me they're not invested and want to bail

>Still looking in chat

I can't hate them for being upfront, honest and polite about it. But dammed if I'm not annoyed to get blue-balled over a vagary while they keep searching





I sell spoilers and spoiler accessories








>unironically using the /r9k/ screaming frog meme

Neck yourselves.



Shall we ruin another thread?


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>approached by a cow furry, starts groping right off the bat

>Tell them no, I'm not interested, go read my profile where I specifically have a custom saying no furries.

>They keep trying

>Tell them to fuck off and that they literally cannot read


>says they were "just kidding"


Go to bed ZOG



Why don't we ruin each other instead?



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>sign on and set status to busy while at work

>several approaches

>set status to looking while on lunch break

>messages within 5 minutes

>leave work, arrive home, have dinner

>set status to looking for 6 hours, get two-three bites a week on average

fuck my shitty timezone



Why don't I ruin you with a sledgehammer


just kidding it'd be hugs and kisses not a sledgehammer that'd be awful



Oh baby ruin me with hugs and kisses

They hit home like a sledgehammer



You're horrible at this. I'll have to give you tutoring.

No, not sexual tutoring you horrible, dirty person.



You mean you won't bend me over the schooldesk and make me count every rap against my butt?

What kind of teacher are you? A reasonable and respectful one?



For one, I'm not a teacher. Not even a PE teacher. Too wordy for that. I also don't have a school desk.

I do know how to slap people on the ass, though. Might be a great job opening for me.



Ahh timezones, the greatest enemy. Being east europ I have an ~8 hr offset on both murricas and strayas.



So you're the kind of teacher that's actually not a teacher at all

Makes sense to me!



And you're the kind of barkeep that's not a barkeep at all.

Doesn't make as much sense to me, but we'll go with it.



Hey, it's not my fault more people order a piece of ass instead of a third mojito!

…It's probably my fault that I go through with it though



Mojito? What kind of a lightweight just drinks white rum mashed together with vegetables? No wonder there's low interest and better business opportunities a bit farther behind the bar.



Most people who actually come in for drinks either request mojitos or daiquiris - I might've served a pear drop once but that was like once in a lifestime

Guess it's understandable more people just want their cock sucked clean beneath the table…



Fucking lightweights with neither class nor gut. Straight sake, or a double Manhattan if I don't feel like holding up an image. Served straight, without cocksuck.



Hey, at least you get Europe.

I get …Japan. They don't tend to be on F-list that often.



I imagine there are more people from the Philippines on f-list than Japan. I've seen a few of those around.



You still get some people, there's some spanish woman who goes to bed at 4 am who I play with.



I knew a spaniard that went full on nocturnal, but still had GMT+1 listed.

Another good reason why timezones should be abandoned on f-list and you should instead list a rough timetable of when you'd be on in UTC.



Have not met many fellow locals, unfortunately.


Yea that's what I do. In GMT and EST.


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Emma, just shut the fuck up and suck my dick.




Well when you ask nicely

Please send penis in mail


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[15:24] Giovahni: Ah…I meant whatcha seeking in RP smart-ass. xP

[15:25] Me: invader zim stuff mostly.

[15:26] Giovahni: Would you allow me to play a character, even t hough this profile isn't one?

[15:27] Me: Got an idea who?

[15:28] Giovahni: Honestly, I've been dying to do a beginning to end scene with Gaz that's interracial, but I don't recall any black I.Z. characters.

Man, that's a weird Invader Zim Character. I'm sure glad you brought that up with me.


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Joke's on me it's entirely my fault you're not sucking my dick yet

Goddamn jobs


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Interracial is fucking horrendous.

That being said I can't imagine there's much pickings for IZ characters aside from the obvious, most of which are unfortunately played by shitters.




Nicey, anon.



Could also be my fault because I've barely played with anyone lately

Things are really working out


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>my partners are starting to talk and befriend one another

>100% sure they'll prefer one another over me and I'll be left in the dust





>partner introduces me to their friends and keeps trying to get me to fuck them while they work on other things

friggin cuckolds



>not passing them along to even more different people






just please don't delete your cyberlady




I want to play with you if you know what I mean

wink wonk ;)



If it's who I think you are, I've been trying to work up the courage and find the right time to approach. But of course the latter problem has been really in the way thanks to timezones.



maybe their friends won't stop leaving them alone and they're trying to get you to take some heat off them.



You know, it'd be easier if they weren't into such weird shit like pool-toy transformation and nonviolent dismemberment.

I'm not even into transformation.


So. I caved and made a worst gender and it's been enlightening.

>All these shitters who don't read my fucking profile

>The weirdos who come up to you

I honestly enjoy playing a male more, but I am starting to see the appeal of playing a purple. That said, they're still fucking garbage and I wish there were less blues/blues had a better reputation.



>not just making a weird niche purple and excelling in your close-set category




Doesn't usually work out, Anon. People go for girldick on the premise of getting fucked by them rather than doing some niche kink.


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I haven't said niche kink. I said a niche character.


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>Person I have on my friends list that I'm dying to play with due to them accepting my crossover idea

>They're always fucking busy

>They're also helping take care of a pregnant friend

So why the fuck do you keep coming online!?


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>Planned out an amazing DM idea with a genuinely interested person

>Get pulled away by RL emergency, but promise we'll get to it soon

>Next few days I don't see them online while I am

>Have shit to do on certain days and only just log in moments after they're already gone

>Feel like shit because they may think I'm purposely avoiding them due to the huge scenario and promises involved

>Too nervous to send a reassuring note



Just send the note, anon. It will put them at ease, and make you feel better.



>implying they won't get called a nigger for it



>They're always fucking busy

Doing what? They're probably either talking with or typefucking their other friends.



And if that happens, they'll know the person they were going to play with was an asshole, and not worth their time.

I fail to see the issue here.


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>very specifically state I don't want furries, herms or any other forms of autism on my profile

>regularly get people who have futa characters and furry avatars messaging me

Why don't these people just fuck off? I openly express my unwillingness to ERP with them.


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I have no plans to delete Jacqueline, anon!



Oh gosh you guys…



I have a proposition






But that's lewd! Lewd!

I'm okay with this proposition



Yer a fookin sloot, lassie.



That's old news, anon



Those're the olds, Emmy.


How many Emmas does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, they're all already screwed.


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Not entirely related to the thread but

>hurt my wrists

>can't masturbate

>can barely even type

This is true hell.


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That actually made me giggle anon

Thank you



Apparently with work, and taking care of the friend.

I have no doubt they are typefucking with others as they're fairly popular, but it's how busy they are. Every fucking time. There comes a point where, if you're sick, taking care of a pregnant friend and always busy with work, you should probably stop coming to typefuck.

I'm just frustrated since they're a canon I've been dying to play with and they actually accepted my idea, even if the only play we did showed some issues with language.



They might treat F-list like an IRC alternative and only have friends on there. If they're popular, it's possible they're too burnt out to typefuck each time they log on and are telling the truth.



Can say I've been on both sides of this coin. I have only the faintest clue of how IRCs work and never used them before, so I guess flist also fills that role for me as well, though I often try to roleplay.

And I've also had those waves which piss me off. Like there is no middle ground with flist ever. Either it's a complete drought, in that nobody is alive or around so you go looking for new players/partners and might get lucky or get shit on.

Or and it usually follows from the above if you get lucky, it's suddenly everybody is interested/around AT THE SAME TIME. Goddamn it. Now you are the asshole because too manny people you want to play with but not enough time/mental strength.

It's like if you have nothing going, nothing is going to happen. But the second some momentum starts going the universe is like 'fuck that' and has to screw you over.



That is probably true. I imagine they do a little bit of both, but it's still a bit frustrating I guess.

Also, more tales of me playing a shemale

>All these people who come to without a fucking idea

>All these popular profiles who come to me with no idea and are complete fucking shitters



>>All these popular profiles who come to me with no idea and are complete fucking shitters

I know that feel.

First I'm almost honored they take time out of their day for me, but then… they suck at everything. I don't know how these people get popular, especially with those who are actually well-versed.



Being honest, playing the shemale makes me appreciate my male character more. There's a bigger sense of freedom with him and while I may not get approached, at least I don't have fifty shitters coming up and expecting me to come up with an idea for them.

The worst part is seeing how little effort shemales get. It gives me a greater understanding of why blues can be so fucking salty about it, but at the same time they might not be missing much if this is the quality they'd have to put up with.




How do you judge "popular"?

Views? Friendlists?

Both of those are easily gained by spamming and circulating in the sea of equal crap-outs.



I've had to very quickly get used to the idea that shitters who don't read profile will approach you regardless of what you put on it.



Same here. I have my male character for quality roleplay and my shemale for low-effort timewasters; as well as the occasional good roleplay that I might snag.


>Views? Friendlists?

As well as guestbook posts.

That's the way to judge popularity, Anon. Yes, it IS that shallow.



Aye. It's a shame that pinks tend to prefer low effort purples. It was a little surprising to me how many people wanted my purple despite how little effort I put into her profile, compared to my (admittedly more generic) much more worked on blue.

It also made me reflect how being generic is a bit of a strength. My purple does have something that makes her stand out, but then most people come to her because of it and it ends up starting the problem of them just expecting I'll come up with the scene for them as a result.

I got that the standards were low. I did not think they were this fucking low.


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[2017/07/05]Me: (you'll have to pardon me, I'm feeling a bit cautious; I've dealt with similar characters and had bad experiences. Could we possibly discuss things beforehand?)

[2017/07/05]Rob Sherman: (Alright then.)

[2017/07/05]Rob Sherman: (I assume that you want to know what drew me to this character. She is bigger than Rob in both body shape and size, shemale with a massive dick, growth kinks and weight gains, and I really like Robot characters as well.)

[2017/07/05]Rob Sherman: (Oh and cum inflation as well.)

[2017/07/05]Me: (Sort of, I'm a bit more concerned about yourself as a character. Despite a lot of kinks, I'm really focused on affection and playing off of my partner's personality.)

[2017/07/05]Rob Sherman: (Well alright I do like that as well. I don't mind stuff like that either.)

[2017/07/05]Rob Sherman: (So just mostly you're looking for fluff right?)

[2017/07/05]Me: (Yeah, annnnd if you're not ecstatic about that we're probably not gonna mesh too well.)

[2017/07/05]Rob Sherman: (I just said I'm fine with stuff like that.)

[2017/07/05]Me: (You're fine, you're not pumped about it. I need enthusiasm, not just putting up with it till the banging starts, yeah?)

[21:43] Rob Sherman: (Hmm, let me ask you this then. Are you really that interested in me?)

[21:44] Me: Nothing's really catching my interest, but I thought it'd be unfair to just say no right off the bat. Sorry, hun.

[21:46] Rob Sherman: Well you should have just straight up said no then. I really should have dropped you the moment you said "Bad experiences with people like me" Because nothing turns me away from a mun faster than phrases like that, well then I'll see you later.

[21:48] Rob Sherman: Oh hey that's also a new No for my custom kink as well!

[21:49] Me: You'd have preferred I not give you the benefit of the doubt?

[21:51] Rob Sherman: Well you need enthusiasm right? For me it's rather hard to be enthusiastic from someone who already gave me a hint that they're not really interested in me.

[21:52] System: rob sherman has been added to your ignore list.

How unpleasant.


>submissive character approaches with the intent to dominate

>dominant character approaches with the intent to submit

Stop that



Every single one of my characters has "Always dominant" and all submissive kinks firmly in the no category. I still get people approaching me and expecting me to give in or submit to them. I was actually polite and believed people when they set their status to Always Dominant but now I'm wondering just how few dominants there actually are on f-list.


This thread has too few spoilers.



It took me two weeks to get the same number of bookmarks on my new purple as I had on a blue after more than two years.



>[2017/07/05]Me: (You're fine, you're not pumped about it. I need enthusiasm, not just putting up with it till the banging starts, yeah?)

I can relate to this so much. It's such a pet peeve when people try to just "put up" with your kinks until sex starts.



I can always tell when people are doing that.

But I'm ok with it because having people do something they don't even want to do OOC just to get me off is hot - I just hold out hope for the ones that genuinely do it to please me rather than a perfunctory job until we get to their fetish.



>[21:48] Rob Sherman: Oh hey that's also a new No for my custom kink as well!

Why do they think that changes anything?


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He did it, the absolute madman.



I can't exactly say he's wrong because I've had similar experiences with noncommittal assholes hiding behind the same shit.

But come on lad don't put that in a kink, it just makes you look like a dick.



>List of GFs





He is a dick, and a turbo-autist.



I hate this so goddamn much. Literally every partner that I've enjoyed playing with (Yes, there's been a couple) always turns up as "busy" or "not in the mood" while still fucking coming online. It's not just a day thing too, I had this one bitch that dodged RP with me for five to six months even though she was on almost every goddamn night until I just said fuck this and gave up on her ass. Don't fucking bullshit me, just say that you don't like how I play and drop me. It's that easy and it saves all of us so much goddamn time, you because you won't have to respond to me anymore and me so I know not to pursue your fucking ass. For fuck sake, I have a mentally and physically abusive mother, do you think I'm afraid of anything you could insult me with? Does anybody even come on to this site to do some goddamn RP or what? What the fuck are they even doing when they say they're not in the mood for months while they have a looking status? Don't feed me that bullshit when you have over 2k views and participate in a bunch of rooms. Now you've got me all riled up, /erp/.


>someone you got along with well nukes randomly

>well, that happens, keep living

>one day see some new character

>instantly know it's them

>want to message, but last time I did that the person just ended up nuking again

Anybody else know this feeling?


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>I had this one bitch that dodged RP with me for five to six months

It took you half a year to take a hint?



I had nowhere else to go.



Subtly call them on it. I am that person, that would work on me.



Narcissism and dramatic behavior run rampant amongst the RP community. The more impressive and alluring the profile and the initial contact, the more likely it is you're dealing with a self-absorbed asshole who wants attention, not RP.

I have a rule: if we decide to RP and we haven't done so within seven days, I don't bother to keep in touch. I'm patient otherwise; I've been waiting for years for a friend to graduate college so we can get back to an RP, and he's finally starting to post again.

Seriously, though; if the profile makes you think holy shit this is amazing it's so hot I HAVE to play with this person, you are dealing with a fucking loon. Ignore it and move on.

Same deal with people who post advertisements. If it looks like it was written by an actual marketing professional whose assignment is to make you physically aroused, the person is batshit. And if they keep posting ads as you're playing, they're definitely after meaningless attention.

Exception: if it occurs every ten minutes on the second, it might be automated, and left on by accident.


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>Change a blue profile to pink after some minor profile play shenanigans

>Add a tab indicating I'm just doing this temporarily

>Character is now infinitely more popular in channel

>Getting messages constantly

>People are apparently actually reading my profile even




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Anon what is it that you're trying to say



I just want to spoilerpost with you 'till the end of the end of the universe

and do another five impossible things


Fuck this person here. https://www.f-list.net/c/Sintendo/

They have like 20-30+ characters. But that isn't the issue. The issue is on EVERY PAGE, they have a list of canons they want to roleplay with. (and that list is pretty much everything you've heard of ever.) Meaning they take up like 6+ pages of the search results with their fucking alts. Goddamn it.



>no Quina from FF9

dropped so hard there's a hole in the floor



>Meaning they take up like 6+ pages of the search results with their fucking alts.

>Holy shit! Look at all these search results!

>It's literally just one faggot with 50+ alts that have the same exact list of kinks copied between them

This shit should be against the rules.




I thought that was going to be another Perversions alt, like Starfucks or Dick at Night.


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>can't even tell the difference between name field and subject field

>only the latter is visible on the catalog



I used to think this, but after some introspection I realized it'd cull me, too - my mood to RP goes in rather strong cycles. One week, six long scenes - another week, nothing at all. It's an alright rule-of-thumb, but I've come to follow a more lenient scheme with my contacts.

The advertisement/extremely hard-on initial flirting is pretty spot-on, however. Planning and a delay after is fine with me, even a longer one.


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I don't know what the fuck is going on with spoilers these past few bitching threads.


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>posting Karbo


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>*Reading my OOC Section*

>Please read it. I worked hard on it to both give you and me an easier time. Give it a read; it has all of my no-nos and important details in there.

>dozens of collapses to sort their canons

>absolutely no collapse that could possibly be this all-important 'ooc section'



Nah bro. You got to open one of the profiles THEN read the OOC section. This fucker only has what 12 rules for approaching for rp?


Indeed. Like fucking put Belldandy in the description box and set last online to like 2 days. It's 9 pages of results and guess who takes up 6-7 of those but isn't actually willing to play Belldandy. It's beyond ridiculous.


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Now that BBC is overdone is bestiality the next big thing because I keep seeing a shitton of big dog dick profiles



>Implying that bestiality isn't already overdone.


them: I'm going to face rape you after fucking your ass and force you to taste the grossness

me: hot! how will you stop me from biting?


nigga all you had to do was ringgag me or threaten me with death ok



What's the issue? She wants to play a disobedient cunt and get smacked around/roughly fucked by an aggressive dude.


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>Riling up a partner to fuck them into submission

>Seems to be going well, they're clearly losing composure over the images / idea

>Getting read to set up the opening of the RP with a few questions

>They can't handle the rollercoaster ride of arousal that I've dragged them through throughout the day because work/necessary sleep

>They log out right before I kicked it off


>Images related, fun stuff that sent them spiraling over the edge.

>inb4 someone whines about the fetishization of snapchat.



The "daddy" shit is fucking retarded.


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I wish I cared but I don't fam. Gets them hot and it's fun. #KinkShaming or some stupid shit like that.



You're doubly fucking retarded.



>Fai really thinks random anime images anyone could find a million of in gelbooru really get people riled up

>Truly, really thinks they could "drive someone over the edge" instead of them just playing along and saying it's hot to humor Fai.



Who knows.

Either way I'm blue balled and disappointed, so what difference do I care?


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>you will never release Fai Fai's testicular pressure with your mouth twat


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Holy fuck what.



Get better reactions you shitting mong


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Make me you fucking fag.


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Double post. My reaction images are fucking great.



>When you fuck up and put some objectivity in art bullshit in there.

Whoops. C'est la vie.


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Make me cum you fucking fag.



Maybe if you quit being such a fucking homosexual and slam your hips down onto my horsecock like the equine dick lover you are.


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>have all these absolutely amazing ideas for long term story roleplays with smut thrown in

>any potential partner's character that could fit in them is either shit, or not interested in roleplaying with the characters you have

>any roleplaying buddies either don't know the source materials, aren't interested in long term plays, or are never fucking around

>trying to explain the roleplay to strangers is nearly impossible without either spoiling some major parts of the story or sounding like a fucking autist




>8ch /erp/ room is almost completely filled with canons



Describe the stories as much as you can without the spoilers. Think blurb on the back of a movie.

Or describe the kind of twists without being specific or associating a particular kind with a particular story.

Or post source materials or your own characters.


>liking literally poop

>hating dickcheese




Because poop is a different fetish than dickcheese.





Is this the call of someone who wants to hear me whine about myself





Alright then


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>When most of the MILFs aren't interested in you

>When the good MILFs are hard to find

>When MILFs are surprisingly rare in comparison to the early twenty something woman, regardless of species

Holy fucking shit. I just want to be loved and nurtured without having to go /ss/ is that too much to ask for?


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>be /ss/

>cannot find milfs that don't want a bitchbreaker mcshotabowl


>no matter how many people I approach none of them want anything to do with me

>no chances to show off how good a writer I am because everyone just sticks to people they already know write well enough for them

>People I message in private immediately state that we would not work well together even though I am very agreeable and continuously state I just want to write

>I am for some reason not what they want even though I am good with doing most of what is listed on their profile

>"you don't write well enough for me" even though we haven't even started

>I always go out of my way to be very nice and not come off douchy or demanding

>I constantly give ground in places where I'm not really interested and for some reason because I don't say yes to one thing all bets are off

>leave my character profile uninteresting because it won't matter in most cases and because no matter what backstories usually won't mesh unless they are left vague in that way

>characters I enjoy talking to don't seem to like talking back

>feel like I'm bothering people even though I've usually only pm snipe by accident and still say I'll give people a minute to settle in

>set things up with people and they're never on

I'm sick of this shit, I finally just deleted my character.


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>mfw I'm mildly disappointed that my messages didn't increment by one



>>leave my character profile uninteresting because it won't matter in most cases and because no matter what backstories usually won't mesh unless they are left vague in that way

What was the profile contents?



>Leave my profile uninteresting

Well, its a good thing you deleted your character tbh because you sound like a completely shitter.



maybe you're not as good of a writer as you think you are, my dude



had a backstory written up, but I kept it open enough to the point where I could write with nearly anyone, since too many times had I gotten in situations where my character was set in stone and a partner and I couldn't plan together because they felt we wouldn't mesh.



>low tier bait


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Sorry nigga, like me you gotta bite the bullet and take the /ss/ path.


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>compulsively log in to my account

>check all the messages

>realise I actually don't want to erp anymore


Wish it was still enjoyable for me.



Take a break.

A permanent one. You won't find anything of value by coming back. Move on.



That sounds like the most generic, uninteresting and dull thing you could have possibly done with a profile and character.

No wonder no one liked talking to you.



I think being generic is somewhat of a strength at this point. Everyone is trying to stand out so much that being plain can come as a bit of a shock. That said, I think blues get shat on for being generic a bit more.

>All those blonde Elves using the same pictures

>All the twenty something girls


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One of us, one of us, one of us




nah, just advice.

good riddance then. one more arrogant shitter down the drain.



>no matter how many people I approach none of them want anything to do with me

Either something is wrong with everybody else, or something is wrong with your approach. Occam's razor leans toward something is wrong with your approach.

>no chances to show off how good a writer I am because everyone just sticks to people they already know write well enough for them

That's what a good first impression in your approach and your profile is for. You are also aware that people who stick to those they know at some point had a first encounter too, right?

>People I message in private immediately state that we would not work well together even though I am very agreeable and continuously state I just want to write

Chance are it's your profile

>I am for some reason not what they want even though I am good with doing most of what is listed on their profile

But does your profile come of as someone who does it well?

>"you don't write well enough for me" even though we haven't even started

They can read your profile

>I constantly give ground in places where I'm not really interested and for some reason because I don't say yes to one thing all bets are off

Why should someone play a kink with someone that's not enthusiastic about it?

>leave my character profile uninteresting because it won't matter in most cases and because no matter what backstories usually won't mesh unless they are left vague in that way

>I want people to play with me, but I don't want to make myself seem appealing to play with.

Also, interesting =/= backstories

>characters I enjoy talking to don't seem to like talking back

Either something is wrong with everybody else, or something is wrong with you. Occam's razor leans toward something is wrong with you.

>feel like I'm bothering people even though I've usually only pm snipe by accident and still say I'll give people a minute to settle in

Can't say either way.

>set things up with people and they're never on

This I can empathize with.

I'm sick of this shit, I finally just deleted my character.

Care to share what you wrote on the profile? I might just be too harsh on you.


>spend 30 years typing up a character

>firefox glitches out

>Hmm I better save this before something bad happens

>the thought runs through that I should clipboard it but clicked save already

>some reason I was logged out

>lost all that progress




The most annoying part is that custom kinks cannot be copypasted from a text file.

But, yeah, f-list is very weird about when your login cookies expire. It seems like they don't renew with continued activity or something. Gotta open a test tab to see if you're still logged in.


>Your bookmark, Angela Biegler, has deleted their character.



>tfw my long-term RP partner ruins everything by revealing who's behind the character

>He's a turbo lard

God dammit.



he just randomly sent you a picture or something?



Yup, just out of the blue.




Would you ever stop being such a fucking shitter?



>The most annoying part is that custom kinks cannot be copypasted from a text file.

But that's how I added my customs. Wrote them in notepad, then copy/pasted them into my F-List profile.

I tried again just now, in case my memory had somehow failed me, and it worked.



Only time someone ever did this to me, it was to send me a great photo of their lovely, fat tits… But I will never understand why some people think you want to hear about their kids or how their husband just left. They probably think that's really hot, like you're striking up the start of some real life NTR story, but in reality, it's really, really unsettling to hear about how their sick 10 year old is throwing up right now.


>Person I'm interested is labelled "Usually Dominant"

>3/4 times they've logged on their status is asking for someone to turn the tables on them


>Had a partner I absolutely adore, into the same shit I am and into the Fallout universe and he's a gay male

>Suddenly disappears after two sessions but he still shows up as an online friend when I'm on F-List's homepage

>What the fuck

>This goes on for a few months until I finally note him and ask what gives, is it a glitch or something

>Get a response a day later saying shit along the lines of "Oh I'm just not in the mood for RP. I'm on here to bookmark people and answer notes but I can't do note RP either because I suck at replying. I always have a tab open of this site though!"

Are you kidding me? What the fuck do you come on this site for? The various shades of blue that paint the UI? Jesus christ. What the fuck do I have to do for a longterm story/smut based forbidden love romance between a human and anthro Bloatfly with loads of bonding, cuddling and compassion


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>They approach me

>Well hi there, stranger, did'ja have a hankering for something?

>No, not really

>Minutes pass

>Did you have something specific in mind?


calling all Emmas, calling all Emmas



>None of my regulars are on




Get better regulars.


>vanilla-obsessed character, which I only briefly roleplayed with before they bailed, is now PMing me each and every time I log on

>they're the type that would definitely ignore-evade or put up a whiny status if I ignored them

I don't have the heart to do it. But if I don't, I'll regret it still.


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>they're the type that would definitely ignore-evade or put up a whiny status if I ignored them

Put them on ignore anyway, anon - the most you can do is to (politely) tell them that you're not interested, but if they continue to try and worm themselves out of it just ignore them and move on


>Want to do Marvel Universe based RP

>Most superhero canons are horrible

No Beastboy # 103, I dont want to fuck you


>Canons who 100% butcher the personalities of their character

>Play Strong character as a meek little sub fuccboi



>Did you have something specific in mind

>Is there anything in particular you're looking for

>Hello/How are you dead-end introduction

>(hello miss *smiles*) or any variation of this cringy, spineless attitude

>instant clingers because i made the mistake of being the one person who treated you kindly

>Shitty attempts at a pick-up line that remind me of a 90s AOL chat, complete with emoticon

>People who are impatient and assume you're ignoring them for spend two whole minutes without replying

>People who can't handle a "no thanks"

>People who say they are going to bookmark you and are interested, then you never hear from them again

>Admitting you're a cripple irl and making me feel completely fucking awkward


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>Admitting you're a cripple irl and making me feel completely fucking awkward



No Emma




I just have to know, why would anybody just straight-up admit they're a cripple irl? What caused this?



That other person wasn't me and I wish I knew. It was actually three different people in the span of about two hours. I was just being pleasant and they decided to inform me about it.





Emma-brah, you a cripple?



No, actually



Similarly, why would you want to know?

Why would you want to know anything at all about the person behind the screen except their relevant likes and dislikes?



Goddammit Emma

My headcannon's now that you are a quadriplegic asthmatic schizophrenic on permanent lifesupport.



curiosity since it's such a rare thing

that and I remember somebody on this board mentioning they had some handicap several months ago



Curiosity killed the cat.

Or, rather, curiosity made the cat regret ever even talking to the person in the first place, most of the time. Best case scenario, it turned the cat into a nihilist.



I think the worst one was the guy who claimed he could only type with one knuckle because the nerve damage in his hands was so severe. He was trying to apologize for taking so long to respond and I wanted to die


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Hate to break it to ya, anon, but you were actually sexting a pony pretending to be a human.



I think I'd take that over trying to imagine his gnarled, mangled fingers flailing uselessly above the keyboard while he taps away one letter at a time. I feel sick



I'd joke that the reason I don't play much is indeed because I'm a quadriplegic

But then how would I be writing this

With my teeth, maybe



If you had any teeth after chronic calcium deficit.

Probably through the sheer force of will.


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Sometimes you just gotta fight for your right to typefuck no matter what your body tells you


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And yet, you squander it with the complete lack of typefucking.



Well I never said I had good judgement

Or that I was smart



You have good judgment.

And you're smart.

And you're beautiful.

And you're cute.

For you I'd die.

And you're also pretty naïve.

But so am I.



What is this faggot shit with the spoilers? Go jerk each other off in a PM window



They do it to piss people off on purpose, so you're only encouraging them.

It's not a bannable offense and volunteers won't remove the spam, either.


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Do you want a handy? I'm giving them out free. Limited time offer. Get them now or never. Gratis.


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>being so pissed off that someone is having fun in their designated complaining thread


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Anon please


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Yaknow mate, just because Fai pours his idiocy on you, doesn't mean you gotta be aggro at everybody else too.

You can prove him wrong by posting some examples of what you had tho.



He prolly just means that you can't paste the whole block of them at once, have to paste each title and description individually.



I'll order ten.



What? He just seems to be bitching about bronies.



Notice the spoilers in the picture, anon


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>missing the editted in spoilers




I don't see what the problem is?



But fam.

You know full well his shit was worse than shit.



Who is this shitter and why are they on the friends list/guestbook of literally everybody?



Desperate shitter who remade once after making a mockery of themselves("submitted" to a barely fluent bitchbreaker once upon a time) and now just sends friend requests to anyone they find remotely interesting in any way.

They don't roleplay - I asked when I got a request.


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I really, really, really, unabashedly envy Emma and I doubt I'll ever be able to properly explain why.

Fuck my life.


To think, if I was slightly more into girls I could've made a pink and gotten the type of play I want within a week. I try to do it on MnF but it gets so gross for me that I just have to run because trying to explain it by bullshitting will just make a really huge web of lies I have to maneuver through.



>not solving your inadequacy through copious amounts of fucking


>tfw no one on /erp/ has ever mentioned any of your profiles



That may be a blessing in disguise anon.



because you crave attention, for whatever reason.

here, enjoy this reply. think of it as a doggy treat you little bitch.



Probably because they seem to be the kind of person who everyone loves, despite apparently never doing anything.


>tfw the one time you were mentioned on /erp/ it was just bitching

Other anon is right, count your blessings.



>The person who has the prime Doomfist name is a generic black shemale BBC cuck shitter

>They have a bunch of prime names, most likely just to be hoarded but never used

>They reported me for making a vague statement about ignoring BBC Doomfist profiles

The richness of this is overwhelming.



why do you care about this prime name shit?



Not that anon, but when someone scoops up a name and doesn't do anything with it besides attention whore and spout memes in chat, it makes all canon profiles look just as bad.

Doubly-so when they're petty enough to hoard the names just to show off.


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You know who that is right?

Owned of the "Forced Breeding" room

Profiles of





Oh god, this faggot. They're massive SJW cucks, I know because they'd constantly fucking come into the room I moderated. One day they stopped coming in, probably because they got banned for being an idiot while I was gone. I'm not surprised they got butthurt and reported me.



>still own Twintelle

>still zero interest of using her or letting go.

ahaahahahahah fucking canon fags



I will never understand people who grab prime names and never use them. It's like holding an imaginary trophy for how awful of an actual autist you are.


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And thats why I think Flist could use a bit more in terms of mod team numbers. Public channel mess in All in the Family


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>Get a PM

[21:31] Them: 0_0

[21:31] Me: owo murr helo howl r u furrfriend

[21:32] Them takes the ball gag out of [my] mouth" You what now?

[21:33] Me: o.o murr

[21:33] Them: hi mistress

[21:33] Me: hello

[21:34] Them: what have you been up to?


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>spend a couple of days writing and planning a profile out

>already bored with it

>make a dumb canon purple name in an hour

>having the time of my life

Why is life suffering?


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There's absolutely nothing about me that you should be jealous about, anon

It's not worth it


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>One of my bookmarks that I used to talk to and play with have deleted their character

>Can't shake the feeling I could've done something to prevent it

>Something as simple as talking to them



Who the fuck is Emma



Wow that's a roller-coaster.

So how did it go after you completed the meme handshake protocol?




Not the same person


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no, fuck off

go away




Fucking Australians



redpill me on this chick. I see them on like a quarter of all the guestbooks I browse through.



They're clingy as fuck and don't want to roleplay more than half the time, but they practically live on F-list and mainly post on every guestbook they find to whore for attention.

If you didn't notice from reading the profile, they're incredibly autistic.



I used to roleplay with this person a bit. When I refused to play Minecraft with them one time they stopped talking to me and have occasionally for the past 2 years sent me a message saying *hiss*



I am offended by what this fucker does to my image as a player of pinkish femboys.

(Though to be clear does that mean femboys with pink accents in portraits or femboys set to pink gender, cuz the latter is a whole new level of bad.)



I did, too, but they got incredibly attached to the point where it got creepy and personal.

When I deleted my profile, they took the name and made an empty profile so I can't remake it.



…dude you got Aerithed.



Pretty much.


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Nonetheless, Emma and friends are lots of fun and very charming, and should be given love and headpats on a regular basis.


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The cause of the spoiler epidemic


Headpats, huh? I wonder who could be behind this post…



You know…why is it that everyone who uses ".." instead of an ellipsis always turns out to be either an absolute autist or a shitter? I have't really noticed it until now.



This has happened twice for me, god it still hurts. What did I do wrong? What could I have done to prevent it? Why am I considered so horrible? To think, it's been almost two fucking years on this site and I've gotten almost nothing of value out of it



>To think, it's been almost two fucking years on this site and I've gotten almost nothing of value out of it

Because you don't want to take anything from this site.

You've gotten paragraphs of advice, but you're too much of a pretentious asshole to listen or even give a shit about your partners.


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No. There's definitely things to be jealous about. You have it great, you dingleberry.



Don't motivate anon to be envious of me, anon - anon deserves better than that! Anon deserves to be happy!



But I'm the jealous anon.



And my point still stands, I don't want you to be jealous - I'd rather you learn to be happy with yourself!


spoilers gets me off



No, I can't, because I'm shit.



That's rich, coming from someone who keeps complaining about how they feel inadequate and depressed.



And it's bad enough that I do it, I don't want people to be as miserable as me - I want them to be happy, including anon!



but I can't be happy because I'm shit.

I just want people to like me.



And I believe in people being able to like you, anon! I just don't want you to think I did anything special to get that attention, I just… Well, I talked with people! Started hanging out in a room and things went from there!


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you're nice

thanks i guess



Being nice is the least I can do, anon


I sincerely can't wait for the day Emma gets raped in her bar and she happily changes her profile into a shedick loving cocksocket.

The tears will be d e l i c i o u s


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>projecting this hard


And then the Fai came and ruined everything.



I need more negativity in my life rn.


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Negativity helps nobody! Think of the nice things in life!




To be fair, it's inevitable.

Someone stops getting the attention they crave, gets a hard-on from some teenager with a profile full of poorly-cropped jpegs, and then basks in the flood of PMs once they have an artifact-speckled mark of ownership and a paragraph of "Oh, my master/mistress…" on their page.

Hell, even Fai will go through that if he hasn't already.



>implying it won't be something ironic like "headpat broken"



It's more like I'd be desperate for anybody who could give me something nice and cute to play

I need cute things in my life or else I'll wither and die


>have castration in yes

>usually dom female

>literally 5 + people asking me to cut their nuts off

>they get pissy and go "WOW FAKE DOM" when i say I don't feel like it tonight

>thent hey PM me a week alter again


Like I like castration but holy shit I hate getting spammed by hundreds of shitty profiles over a kink I sometimes do.



Pretentious? Who the fuck do you think you're trying to fool? I'm not claiming to be better than anybody on here and honestly I would put my roleplaying on the lower end of people on here because I know that I can improve and I really need to work on detail.

I absolutely understand that partners have preferences and they might not specifically be into me right now but the very least they could do is not bullshit to my fucking face as to why they've danced around the idea for RP with me for months. Don't pretend to be interested in me and lead me on for months and make me waste hours waiting around for your ass when I could be doing something more important with my time, is that too much to ask?

I've taken the advice this site has laid on me, I reworked my profile, I've actively searched for partners, I've participated in room chats, I've had looking statuses. What the fuck else do you want out of me? I've literally had people tell me on this board, let alone F-List that they'd play with me if I was a pink. The truth is that the only reason I'm not getting play is because the market isn't there for what I want, if I played a pink I could get a partner in less than five minutes with the exact same scenario. I've done it several times and I'd happily stay there if there was a bigger gay playerbase and people could write beyond a couple sentences.



Also, funny you say that I "don't give a shit about my partners". Who the hell are you referring too? I've almost never had a partner for longer than one session.


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>Prefer shemales to males because most males are "boring" and shemales "try to be more enticing"

>Implying chick with dick #2405 who wants to fuck a lot of girls isn't just as bad



Extreme kinks really do drags the shitter creeps out of the woodwork. Their imageless profiles and two sentences of text with vanilla kinks really inspire one to play.



How about you stop being a fucking creep and try exploring other aspects of sexuality besides trying to pursue this ghastly obsession with bloatflies.



I've said this before, I see no reason to pursue more "normal" and popular RPs because somebody has already drawn art/roleplayed/made a video of it and posted it online. Why bother spending the time to make my own when there's already an alternative that's easily accessible and it's better than anything I could ever do?



>better than anything I could ever do




Yeah, because they're written by professionals that have done it for decades and aren't on a goddamn ten minute time constraint.



Sounds like you're pussying out from attempting to be good at anything m8.



Why the fuck should I spend at least a week searching for a partner on this piece of shit site for some normalfag shit when in one Google search I can find exactly what I'm looking for without even having to rely on some other faggot to pull through on his end?


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Then just fucking go away. You're clearly not wanted nor desired. From everything you say, people barely tolerate you at best and you're apparently either too clingy or too mediocre in your writing to hang onto a partner. You seem to have an excuse for everything and are just all around unlikable in your personality. I can't imagine what a fucking creep you transform into when someone actually indulges your weird little fascination.



>that last line




>Then just fucking go away.

Nope, refuse to do so until I get what I want. That's how a winner works.

>You're clearly not wanted nor desired

But when I play a pink on MnF and ask for literally word by word the exact same scenario I get accepted within 5-10 minutes. It's not about my personality, it's that I'm not willing to play some fucking bimbo for any longer than five minutes.

>you're apparently either too clingy or too mediocre in your writing

Give me one source or fuck off. I know my writing needs work but I'm not even given a chance to practice it so of course the quality will stay stagnant. What fucking good will come from me practicing it on myself when there's nobody to critique it.

>You seem to have an excuse for everything and are just all around unlikable in your personality.

Again, it's not about my personality. All it takes for me is literally a fucking gender swap and I'm in.



It absolutely is your wretched personality. You claim to get action when you play pink and yet no one has ever seen a single log from you. Wouldn't put it past you to make that kind of shit up if you're willing to obsess over fantasy flies to such an extent.


And so bloatfly guy completes another cycle of going from somewhat pitiable to complete douche bag.


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>>Then just fucking go away.

>Nope, refuse to do so until I get what I want. That's how a winner works.



>Give me one source or fuck off. I know my writing needs work but I'm not even given a chance to practice it so of course the quality will stay stagnant. What fucking good will come from me practicing it on myself when there's nobody to critique it.

You should be able to criticise your own work, to an extent. Write short stories you dumb fuck, try and actually improve instead of hiding behind excuses like a coward.


Why do you fuckers still respond to bloatfly retard?

He's obviously a fucking idiot. There's no point in talking to him at all. He won't ever change his mind. He will never improve. He will continue doing this shit 'till the day he withers away, and involving yourself with him is a complete waste of time.



I just want to help ;___;



You literally cannot. If they're unwilling to get help in any form, you cannot make them get help unless you know them personally in real life. That's just how it is.



Which is a shame! I hope they manage to get the help they need or get out of my sight so I don't need to witness their sad displays anymore




Yeah you gotta straight up go for "no you're lame and boring. GTFO." No half measures.

Give rainchecks only if they look real good and nonautistic.



Duuude stop taking the bait.

Yes it hits the sore spot, but replying just lets them hit you again and again.


Well mostly because a)it will have my personal touch and specific shit I like and b)it takes an hour or less to get going.



Why don't you filter him if he pisses you off so much?



But I do. Oh how I do.

But the 8chan extension is utter fucking shit. No branching filtering, no removing stubs. I have to fucking hide it manually anyway.

Furthermore, that doesn't matter you shit eating mongoloid. If you spray a pile of horse manure with some hairspray and cover it up, it's still horseshit and it's still there. If we just ignored things we don't like, the commies would have taken over long ago. Fuck you.



Fuck you. The commies didn't do anything.



…Taken over what?






How long have you been here? He's posted sob story after sob story, and the entire board was happy to help him.

You know what he did? He said that we were wrong. He said that he was doing everything correctly and that it's his potential partners that should adapt to him.

He's pissed that he can't find a perfect partner and comes here, to a bitching thread, thinking his situation is unique.

He can fuck off. We've tried helping him redesign his profile, we helped him CROP A FUCKING IMAGE because he couldn't do it himself, and we've done all we could to get him to widen his scope and increase the chances of him finding a partner.

What does he do? He stomps his feet and posts another sob story. Oh, but not after obsessing over the partners that he does find, driving them away and leaving him to wonder why nobody caters to his every whim.

We've put up with him for too long, and you're saying we're posting bat.

Fuck you.


And fuck you, too, commie.



Over the world, I guess? Still overtly be in Russia?

Doesn't fucking matter.



Oh I've seen everything.

You still are baiting him for more angry replies rather than doing anything else.



What the fuck are you even arguing?



It matters if your whole assumption that they ever had a chance of accomplishing anything like that in the first place instead of inevitably imploding is faulty.

In which case ignoring stupid things totally works.



Did you know there was an attempted communist coup de ta in Germany in 1920?


>have fetishes that are unusual, difficult to do right and naturally attract autists of the worst kind

Why did god make me this way?



Bitch, I could speedrun getting a Bloatfly RP on Meet N Fuck on a pink if you really wanted that (Heh, first time Livesplits would ever be used on MnF). Ten bucks that it's less than ten minutes. Only problem is finding a place to upload it.


What the fuck do you expect? This dipshit started it with insults, am I just supposed to lay down and let you people walk on me? You have below zero respect for me so why should I spare any for you


>the entire board was happy to help him.

Bullshit, first post I ever made on this board was in December of 2015 I think where I posted my first profile (Albeit back then I had a very skewed understanding about how RP works) and I got a half dozen replies criticizing it. You people never liked me and don't you forget it you goddamn revisionist. I was always a target, don't paint yourself as a goddamn hero.

>He said that we were wrong. He said that he was doing everything correctly

I did everything this fucking board told me to do so YES. Unless if there's some secret magic code I'm not using, then I've done everything.

>Oh, but not after obsessing over the partners that he does find

And you motherfuckers are so obsessed with attacking me that you can't dig up a s i n g l e f u c k i n g s o u r c e

>We've put up with him for too long

If you're mad about putting up with me now, I got bad news. I'm not leaving this site until I get a partner, that's my one sentence policy for over a year now.

Why are you guys obsessed with attacking me? Because there's nobody else? Because I have anger issues and will play your bullshit ass game? Why me?



>This dipshit started it with insults, am I just supposed to lay down and let you people walk on me?

Yes because that's how you should deal with bait. If you reply, he wins. The angrier your reply is, the more his win is.

And boy is he raking it in.

> Because I have anger issues and will play your bullshit ass game?


Because you get baited easily and massively, like you are right now.



I really can't help it, I've had these issues since I was a kid and thus it's easy for me to get mad at shit especially considering in the internet age where it's hard to tell if people are serious or joking via text.



Why are you still responding, you fucking retard?


>"want to rp in this universe?"

>no i don't know anything about it

>"ok let me explain the universe to you so we can rp"




But you did buy full-price copies of Skyrim and Skyrim: Special Edition didn't you?


>5 deleted bookmarks in just the last five days

Guess I should add to the pile, huh?


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Fai#4759 is Fai's discord if you wanna call them a dumb faggot



Funny, I hate it when some dom says "I don't know anything about Fallout but I might play with you if you teach me ;)))))".

No, fuck you. I'm not going to waste two hours of my life telling you every facet of the Fallout universe just so you MIGHT play what I'm into


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Is there a greater pain than seeing genuinely good characters and players delete their characters and disappear without so much as a word


>Have a normal, human female character meant for a modern setting

>"Will you do fantasy? Also, if we're doing fantasy, will you play an elf? Will you also do multiple elves? And will you do exactly the fetishes that I like the most, while completely disregarding the ones you like?"


>"I like your profile. We should play! Also, which of these characters do you want to use as a referance image?" followed by an Imgur album



Maybe you should have told them they are genuinely great.


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I frequently beat myself up over the fact that I didn't before it was too late



Don't let it be too late again.


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I just worry people will feel bad when they found out about it and aren't one of the people I say are great


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You're just one bundle of worry, aren'cha?


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What gave that away?


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You really do need a hug. A long one. One that may or may no involve tongue.

Actually, that'd probably just ruin it.


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I'd be okay with that

With or without tongue


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You'd like anything, wouldn't you?

But do you know what I'd like?

It's pretty simple, really. Have a guess.


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If what you want is to actually get to play with me for once

I apologize for taking so long and being so unavailable


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That too. But I haven't even thought of that, fancy that.


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Does it mean you want me to hug you in kind


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Neither that, although it would be appreciated as well.


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In other words I'm terrible at this

Dare I ask what it is


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I just want you to stop hating your every decision for at least a moment.



That happened to my last frequent partner

I miss you Indigo


ah, the bitching thread

full of…bitches


>People on this board being so terrified of posting a profile



You say this like you anticipate people who masturbate to text daily to have spines.



Post yours anon :^)



For me I rather be loosely tied with this board as possible or be tied with anything.



rather not be even*

I shouldn't be tiredposting.



You can delete posts instead of posting corrections, then re-post them.



because retards like fai spam every profile posted here




Stay banned.


This too



>I spam profiles

>I actively message anyone from /erp/ I don't already know

How do you think this whole 'ban evading' thing works?



You dont do it well cus you get rightfully re-banned constantly and bitch about it here lmao.

I said retards LIKE Fai. I'm using you as a tier of retardation, not as a personal example.

Stay banned.



I love Fai and want to spend my life cleaning her disgusting slab of dick. ♥



But if they're terrible profiles anon

Is that what you're after



>slab of dick


That's a strangely shaped dick, anon



Your profiles are fine, Emma.



>getting banned in the first place


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>tfw sempai likes you but won't admit it



Isn't it the kouhai that's supposed to be tsundere for senpai? What kinda game you running here fam?


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I play no games. But when I do, I play to win.



So you're playing to win senpai's heart?


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I'm a straight up playa, hombre.


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>Tfw the best RP you ever done has been deleted for over a year

>Still check the name to see if they ever remade

>Will never see them again



TIL I could still read that bionicle alphabet.



Look bud, it is solely upon you to contain your anger issues about real problems, but this guy here is just a lil monkey thumping his chest with "IMMA REAL TROLL NOW GUISE" because he found a soft target. His words are meaningless farts and you should at most laugh at them.


Case in point.




Why the fuck are you still responding?



Because I'm not an asocial wart.


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>Profile looks good

>Pictures are great

>Kinks match up perfectly

>No [insert your preferred character] here



Yeah, because being social is so incredibly important on a site where everyone is anonymous, and the only people who aren't are horrible fucking human beings worse than the rest.

Fuck off.




what's his name, anon?


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I know that feel.

Worst part is, around the time I started liking the character-type they wanted to fuck and was about to make one, they deleted their profile.



Michael Bowyer

I can't shake the feeling I have a part in making him delete his characters somehow



LMAO why would you even bother talking to that cuck?



That's the problem, anon

I didn't talk to him enough


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>this guy PMs you



>Flea/Human hybrid

Why would you ever think fleas are cool?



Oh shit, this guy!

This dude PMed one of my characters a long while back but I cannot remember what the fuck it was about, but I told him to fuck off pretty quickly after it became clear he was wasting my time.


>this guy tries to RP with your Danganronpa characters, but always disconnects

He wonders why I am discouraged from RPing with him.



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>don't call me a special snowflake you're being condescending D:

>lolMRAs r the reel snoflaikes fuck 'em

trannies really are mentally ill




>not good/bad enough to get spammed by /erp/ NERDs

thanks, i guess


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Even worse

>You have the kind of character they like and have to approach them with it

>The RP is good but you're not as invested because you don't care about your own character

>It doesn't feel right either and you can't relate as much due to the issue of not caring about your character



>you want to play with a certain archetype or archetypes

>Want to play with them with a specific character type

>they either dislike it and you need to change your approach, they they like it but you have no good ideas for your own character, or the two of us cannot figure out how to reason these two characters together

/ss/ profiles are so hard for me to write, I just want to play a little boy who gets affectionately mom-dommed to hell, and I don't even mind things getting rougher than that, I just don't know how to explain that without sounding like I fit all situations equally.








But MRAs really are special snowflakes.



Still laughable that a snowflake is calling people snowflakes while crying that being called a snowflake is annoying



Until MRAs build up decades of faggotry and over-sensitive thought policing and a feelings-focused authoritarian streak, they will never be as bad as SJWs. Bad, yes, but not comparable to the cancer that is SJW-ism


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But Shub isn't popular nor good enough to have a club.






government decontamination facility


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>message very rough/mean dom player I like a lot

>"Hello Cunt"

>"Sorry that was rude and uncalled for"

>say its ok and lewd and i like his bully

>basically tells me he super doesn't wanna ever ERP with me again

Probably top 5 guy too. Felt bad unfriending him from all my characters ;_;


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Jeez man that sucks. Rejection from the getgo is one thing but someone you really like telling you that they don't want to play with you anymore feels kinda like getting dumped.



I kinda felt it coming which softened the blow, we've had creative/fetish differences in the past and had a mini falling out before.

But it feels bad yeah. He's basically raped/hatefucked all my girl characters silly and I loved it. he knew how to humiliate, degrade and break a uppity brat.


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>this is what yanderes ACTUALLY BELIEVE



I'm definitely not an MRA or a part of MGTOW myself, but you can see the blatant hypocrisy in that person's customs. He gets his panties in a bunch about people calling him a special snowflake while he calls others the exact same thing.



>good enough


Shub is cute! CUTE!



t. shub





>he doesn't hate me and was just really irritated about IRL stuff

I feel our lewd relationship is strained but atleast I'm not in the dumpster. Although an ERP of getting raped and thrown in a dumpster would be up my alley.



At least you get action from MILFs. Try playing a slightly generic human blue.

>MILFs are surprisingly hard to find

>If they exist they're usually /ss/ or into shemales

>Meanwhile the site is littered with 18-early 20 somethings who are equally bland and generic, furry or not

>Many MILFs don't understand how to do a good job at acting motherly

For me, being a MILF isn't just body or age, but also attitude.


I don't dislike Emma but I feel she's attentionwhoring hard lately.

inb4 she replies this with a spoiler


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Here's to you, Emma and Quinn.


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How long till' she back?



A week tops.


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But if I deleted my profile

Why is it still there?


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I'm just playing with you.

I wish you'd do the same.



Well I do need someone to help me work this dimensional paradox you've created out

Don't be afraid to approach me, anon!



A witch.


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She turned me into a newt!



you actually scared me for a second there, cunt



>find one extremely great milf

>she wasn't on as often

>this was because of work, and it's understandable

>she made it sound like I was someone special to her

>happen to scroll over my online friends and bookmarks and she's on

>waiting for her to message me

>just go on about my thing hopefully

>check again in an hour, she's gone

>slowly start to feel betrayed and useless

>I was one of the people that helped her along through her rough times constantly

>now that she was doing well for herself I figured she didn't need me anymore

>decide to go to her directly about it and she just kinda coldly is fine with dropping me like I was totally meaningless to her

Feels bad man.



Because you were?

Like what the fuck you seem autistic as hell. This is masturbation, and regardless of how much you've (((helped))) someone, uh. Guess what?

It's still a site devoted to rampant hedonism and type fucking, not being super best friends and uguu-kawaii emotions. You sound like a clingy shitter. Please kill yourself.



what has been of the DR scene lately anyway? I haven't touched my couple characters in a long time.


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Speaking as someone who has legitimately pinned for the same partner for a period of time that extended past two years in total - whose drive to write with pretty much anybody and everybody was dead during this time out of the need to keep myself available to said partner whilst making profiles for them and chatting constantly - and not getting more than a maximum of twelve posts spread out through various plays that never got anywhere I can safely say you are more autistic than I am fam.

Ya' need help.



I'm guilty of the opposite, I'm so sorry.


Which ones, anon? Literally all fetishes attract the worst kind of autists.


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>play characters with big dicks

>"omg you're so insecure" some pinks say

>while on their elf characters

>with GGG cup tits

>while on a roleplaying website

>where people can live out fantasies

there's this dumbass fucking double standard that any blue with a dick that's over 5 or 6 inches was written by an insecure dude but tits that weigh half that pink's body weight are a-ok I'd even argue that 2… 3… 5 extra inches to a fantasy character's cock is less telling of one's insecurities than a pink having humanly impossible curves

can't I just enjoy my big dicks in peace?


You should call out those big titty elves for being insecure. :^)



I didn't even know this was a thing. The only time I think someone's compensating for their insecurities is when they're turbodoms whose every approach to anything sexual is tinged with oodles of rape, have trophy walls, or are those generic bitchbreaker profiles.

Y'know, like Fai.


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Fai doesn't have trophy walls nor are their profiles generic bitchbreakers though, the fuck mate.



Fai has trophy walls on each profile.


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He's never had one on Danalia and none of his other profiles have trophy walls. And the shit he writes has too much effort and time put into it to be considered a generic bitchbreaker profile you mong. If you want reasons to rail on the faggot then there are plenty abound but at least find a decent one instead of excusing your shit writing and lack of popularity compared to his fuckhuge retarded as shit walls of text underneath boogeyman shit that isn't even true.



Walls of fluff that can be trimmed down more than half their size does not constitute as good writing. Also, you seemed to exclude the big OR in that post up there. Rapey, trophy walls, OR generic bitchbreaker. Which Fai is, a generic worstgender bitchbreaker. It doesn't matter what they have, all they do is brag about fucking someone's gray matter to mush or something along those lines. All that backstory sure does work into that really well, I'm sure.


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>Walls of fluff that can be trimmed down

Which are trimmed down with most everybody I see him play with, the obvious exception being his waifu and from time to time Reis since those two enjoy that shit since it gives them more to work off of. His old stuff barely averaged 2000 characters per post and that is in no way, shape, or form a lot of writing. Hell his shit isn't even purple prose, his issue stems from an adamant refusal to separate paragraphs and an overabundance of details either near the end or the start of posts that can cause confusion without rereading that certain segment a few times.

>Which Fai is, a generic worst gender bitchbreaker

Whose profiles have more work put into them than . . . pretty much every bodies else I've seen around during the past two and a half to three years I've spent on this shithole and on F-List. If his profile was nothing more than a bunch of inlines with text photoshoped in them you might have a point but Fai never even used the eicon meme back when it was the hottest shit for your average bitchbreaker. If you want a generic bitchbreaker then look at Sierra Bighorn or that Reindeer shitter that propped up around the place as of recent. Hell, look at everybody in Blowjob Queens guestbook if you want to see generic shit. Just because you don't like something doesn't make it generic you nigger.

>All that backstory sure does work into that really well, I'm sure

It does? I mean I don't know what to tell you fam but of all the shit I've seen him share that wasn't of his Waifu or Reis, yeah it fucking did. It was literally involved in the canons of the characters. Even back in the day with Ye Olde everything he did on Danalia involved the elf being an Alchemist with a horsedick going around pounding asses.

Consider following Samuel's example.


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I sometimes feel like my patience, spine and levels of hope are being tested.

>be GMTscum

>two (sometimes three) people PM me consistently every day past midnight, an hour where I'm at my most irritable

>they're all compatible with me, we share similar same kinks

>but every fucking day at this hour, they make drab and uninteresting small-talk with me

>they never try to conjure up any potential scenes

>they just tease and never RP with me, unless I figuratively grab them by the throat and tell them I want to RP right now

>but 80% of the time when I confront them with an RP idea they're """busy""" or are """about to leave"""

>interactions just consist of nothing but "Haha tell me about your past with 'x'" or 'Did you know I'm making this character' which they never use for RP once they're done making them

They're not even utter mongoloids of the emoticon-spamming kind, they just strike too much of the sensitive type, who also happened to forget what F-list was intended to be. People that play chubsters are coincidentally lazy and fucking annoying. It's such a painful correlation. I've enabled them too much in hopes of either of them actually coming to me with an RP idea, but now they adore following the same unproductive routine of sharing their personal life with me and trying to know my own personal experiences. I should straight up state that they're both being a pain in my ass (this kinda shit has been going on for almost a literal year too). Considering the lack of spine on my side, I should really just tell them to stop being obnoxious to me, right?


fai may be a literal subhuman, but he sure does know how to garner a following of devoted cocksleeves. you guys love talking about him so much that I wonder if this is just some sort of weird tsundere rp


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>Fai has trophy walls on each profile

>I actually used to get blocked by really submissive subs who offered me spots on their profile because I told them to fuck off, I would never sully my profile with their presence

0/10. I don't even know what the fuck I'm reading from how blatantly false this shit is. Thanks anon-fam, I know I'm a shitter but jesus fucking christ.


>Tinged with oodles of rape

>The majority of my logs are pretty fuckin' consensual or at least of dubious consent.

I don't understand if this is just trolling the fuck out of me or intentionally attempting to make the Fai Boogeyman meme even larger than it already is.



I'm this >>145386 anon. Just take my word for it from personal experience, do it and save yourself the headache.



Fai, the one good thing I'll say about you is that Holo is excellent taste.


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You're a keeper Anon, I will name you Anonymous and have you as mine. This is non negotiable.


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Only if we can read the books together.


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You make it sound like involving the canon of a character is some impossible task if it's just "i alchemized horse peen now I fuck with horse peen". Super complex stuff.

Just because you do like something doesn't make it unique, moron. Because, let me reiterate, all they do is turn people into cocksleeves. That's it. That's all. That's the depth of their character. Wow look at all this superfluous text, I'm so amazed by- wait nevermind we're moving onto the "drool on my horsedick you pleb" act. It's just like BBC profiles who try to be fancy with fucking inlines filled to the brim with text, and then dropdowns filled with MORE text that describes their special snowflake. But in the end, they're just generic "imma smash a white bitch" character.

Who the fuck is Samuel.


Dubcon is still rape. How many people do you know that have said no to someone and then were "coerced" into doing it, only to find out that they liked it? People are pretty fuckin adamant when they don't want sex. There isn't a magic switch in their head that goes from off to on when a dick goes into them.



>That's it. That's all.

Nigga are you seriously going down this route? Are you seriously implying that what you do something more on both a board of a chan and on a site with a chat-client whose main purpose is to write out smut with another faggot is not to write out said smut? Are you actually implying you're writing serious literature with another person and developing a lasting and complex relationship that will sprawl into years of friendship and complex writing worthy of a Pulitzer prize? Cause that's what I'm getting out of this retardation.

Just because you don't enjoy the same kinks as him does not make his shit generic famalam. Of all the shit out there his profile actually has work put into it and comparing it to shit like Ram Bitch, Sierra Bighorn, or your typical BBC profile is fucking disingenuous as fuck and objectively false. I'm almost tempted to just post my old profiles and show you your retarded as fuck grading system is just that, retarded.


Most of his shit is consensual with the odd dubcon. Granted it ends in Snuff a fair bit of the time but the scene itself is still consensual nigga.



Can it be schlock B-rate novelists?


>drool on my horsedick you pleb

I really wish I have said that, because that line is golden. Shame Danalia isn't a noble in any way shape or form.

>I'mmah smash a white bitch

>TFW most of my partners currently are islanders / niggers


>dubcon is still rape

>When most of my partners adore the idea of their character wanting sex but not wanting to you know, go full turboslut, so you have to give them a swat on the ass and a fabrication of logic to get them to fall to their knees and drool on my horsecock like plebs.

Maybe IRL, but dubcon in type fucking is the furthest thing you can get from rape whilst still being outside of the vanilla range.


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Also, have some more Slutsune. I forgot. Got preoccupied wondering what the fuck this white fuckboy is talking about and making type-fucking great again.






>look at Blowjob Queens guestbook

Wooooow leave them alone you big bully!



I've run into that type recently.

>Oh you have tentacles? I have 30000 of them too.

>And can make them size of the moon.

Yes really that is actually what he declared.

>/me's something about his dragon voring everyone in the channel at once

>somebody doesn't like that but instead of ignoring teleports out

>bitch I am a god of all realities , *teleports you back in the belly and locks down spacetime*

Again, verbatim

>the guy warps out again

>he warps him back in

>they do it one more time before he quits the channel

Fucking dragons, man, the most autistic egowankers out of the whole furries cesspit.



Getting such following is fucking trivial.



Their point was the fact that /erp/ does a whole bunch of talking about me that it almost seems like a meta RP in and of itself, not that I have an actual following of cock sleeves (cause I don't).

Did that whoosh too far over your head, fam?



this tbh. when I was eager and in to ~being a e-star~ I garnered, like… 800 twitter followers for my shitty fursona and fursuit in about a year.



member when I was a fool and went to the dragons channel; they act exactly how you'd imagine the dragons in dark souls acted to get challenged and killed by everyone and the kitchen sink



You know what you must do

Post the dragon's profile


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>character you really, really like

>but the person playing it is a cringe clingy autist



It was a comparison.

Use the pleb line at your leisure. Finding ways to discredit you is a literary exercise in itself, you deserve a reward for giving me practice.



I don't know if my attempt at joking was that bad, or this nigger is severely autistic.



No. We read the Spice and Wolf novels that the anime was based on you fool.




Be blaring at all times?



>Not the opening from season 1

Bad taste Fai. That song is so calming.


Calling all Emmas, calling all Emmas!



What's up hombre?


File: 97c609b2e49522d⋯.swf (9.16 MB, フレンダを分解したい.swf)


Don't call me hombre. Only I get to call myself hombre, furendo.


File: 9b42cdc26d77e84⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 78.16 KB, 600x600, 1:1, elvis.jpg)


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Y-you don't want to sing bad english with me, arm in arm with mug of ale in our hand?



No, I want peaceful book reading. We can enjoy some ale though.


File: edc3b3fd921ef6a⋯.swf (4.41 MB, Fuck the system.swf)

Emma told me to complain about her sleeping, so here I am.

Fuck sleep.


File: be961701d34123c⋯.jpg (599.61 KB, 1000x965, 200:193, 1499915114104.jpg)

So I'm convinced Petxansca, Shub and Fai are the same autistic fuck.


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I'd sooner kill myself than be Shub.

Petxansca looks like a fuckboy fag, but I could probably live with it.

>Shub 'I want people to treat me like a HUMAN BEAN'

Pls go.


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Haha Rubber Doggo


i was linked so i'll take the bait

why do people still care about me. i use one room and one discord associated with /erp/. i haven't typefucked in ages. i'm a literal who, please stop giving me attention thanks.


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You are horrible, please kill yourself.



Sleepshame all the sleepsluts! No sleep for anybody until we're done!



I'll draw eyes on your eyelids, you runt.



There is literally nothing wrong with being a fuccboi.





>People who have less than ten prime canon names.



>People who have more than two actual profiles



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>partner is great at story stuff but absolute shit during smut time

shit is the worst kind of disappointment when you don't see it coming. I'd rather have the opposite; at least I could slam their head against a wall and start raping them or something whenever I lose my patience with them




Yeah no everything is wrong with being a fuckboy. Pls go.


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>tfw you're good at story but horrible at smut

It feels just as bad on the other side, my friend



>tfw you hate everything you write (and yourself) but every person you play with tells you how amazing you are



I know that feel anon


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>tfw you hate everything you write and yourself and no one's ever told you you're any good because you don't play with total shitters who get impressed by any triple digit word count


File: 469b57e94017d72⋯.jpg (99.22 KB, 500x555, 100:111, 1499965659961.jpg)


>tfw your character is also popular, meaning you have a bunch of people who want to play with you

>tfw it doesn't make you feel appreciated or proud, it just makes you worry you'll end up disappointing them all somehow


Emma is the worst




I agree



I agree as well



>triple digit


I'll assume that was a typo



I'm glad we can come to an understanding



No wonder, you are one of those shitters.

Here, I will demonstrate a triple digit word count, and just to piss someone off, I'll do it in /me

Anonymous calmly explains to another Anonymous how fucking wrong he is in not so many words as to bore him, but enough to make a point. Eloquent and brief in its entirety, it explains exactly how much of a faggot Anonymous (not that one) is without going into too much detail - just enough to demonstrate to the audience how utterly reprehensible his practices are, but not to such a degree as to disgust the audience, as some particular features of his faggotitude are too vile to even mention in passing. Then, briefly, Anonymous tells the other Anonymous off for not being able to use even a basic amount of words to describe a situation, reminding him that while brevity is, in fact, wit, neither is the phrase 'put it in' so descriptive as to make you a fucking poet.

That's a triple digit wordcount right there, you fuck.



That's good. I can't picture anyone worse than Emma



I know right? How can somebody be such an awful, terrible person



So awful they cannot stop calling themselves horrible things in public. Only an awful person could do that



Exactly! It's bad enough that they're such an awful person, but then they have to go and spread it everywhere everybody can see it!



They must be really egotistical to never stop talking about themselves. Emma is just the worst



That's right! She's the worst human being who's ever lied bar none, the egotistical sack of shit!



So horrible she can't even spoiler things right



Stop hating on yourself for making a mistake Emma



I won't! I'm the mistake!



Yeah, it's a mistake that I'm not there to give you hugs right about now



Someone as horrible as me doesn't deserve any hugs or any adoration at all



I can't hear you over the sound how much I want to hug you



I can't hear you over the sound of my sobbing



I've sent you hugs through the mail, they should be delivered to you next week



I will likely commit suicide by Friday because of how much I hate myself



There aren't any cute cats in Hell, Emma



I've been there plenty, there are tons of cats!



Your personal Hell is a world without cats, Emma - thus Hell can't have any cats in it!



I've been lied to. All the more reason to end it all!



But think of all the cats you're going to leave behind! It's not worth it!



They can take care of themselves better than I ever have since I'm so useless



Ha! I've caught you now! The real Emmers would never turn down a cat!


File: 61d317b4bc90c9b⋯.png (215.78 KB, 294x302, 147:151, 1492549446666.png)



But then who was phone?



Wait, who are we again?



We are the dead



Well we did crash the thread

With no survivors



What's the bump limit? We could us a 8itching Thread: Emma edition.



I think the bump limit is somewhere up at 700 replies

At this pace we can hit it but that seems dumb even for us


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We can do it! I believe in uh… myself.



Since when does Emma believe in herself

Don't you mean you believe in your ability to shitpost


File: 7fed878c49d31ab⋯.png (408.87 KB, 496x1171, 496:1171, erika.png)


Yes something like that

I believe in the shitpost that believes in you



That's the shitposting spirit I want to see

Now go out and shitpost to the extreme!



Aren't we already?



…This is true

Just continue to shitpost to the extreme then


You're more obnoxious than Fai and your cheap writing isn't better than his. You don't have amusingly retarded ideas to support, your only asset is your manic attentionwhoring spree.

Please gb2 /soc/ emma, pretending to be nice doesn't make you likable nor less of an eyesore.




I'll go roll around with my cats instead


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Tell us more, anon.


File: d51878cd5e360ce⋯.jpg (402.59 KB, 1024x1196, 256:299, emma's desk.jpg)


save us Fai



In a world without Fai, nothing remains but (((cute))) and (((adorable))) Emma posting.

You have wished this upon yourself, scum. You are damned.



I'd have to agree with this. You know you must be fucking garbage when you start making Fai look reasonable.



No one would be impressed by that though



I know right



You'd be fucking surprised.


I really love Emma. She's the best, and is 100% waifu material.



I realized a lot of people actually try to roleplay via mobile recently so I can see why that might seem like a lot



>Roleplay via mobile

For what purpose?



Because they're lazy shitters.

The vast majority either can't type more than two paragraphs or just load it up with redundant filler with no substance.



And here we have the Anti-Emma, a positive charge baryonic particle.


File: f1cdc14dd90efc1⋯.gif (1.29 MB, 195x229, 195:229, edc.gif)

>When people bring up their political opinions completely unprovoked on a typefucking site

Why do people do this? Is it to stir drama? Not being able to keep it in their pants? Do they want someone to argue with or to hear people agree with them?



I had this issue with a Vivian James player. The one I played with would not shut the fuck up about SJWs and Feminism ruining everything whenever we chatted OOC, and if I didn't totally agree with them on every little thing they'd fly off the handle. They were a good rper, but dealing with that bullshit was annoying.

I'm up for laughing at SJWs now and then, but this dude invests way too much into it getting legitimately angry. I kinda feel like anyone who puts anything political in their kinks list is like this. (Unless if it's fetish related I guess).

Of course the other side isn't great either. But I guess the retardation hurts more when it's from the team I consider myself to be apart of.



I had people very impressed by less when I took up on some randos for laughs.

With friends, I freely vary between 50 and 300 words in a post depending on the pacing and amount of action going on - with no bragging or putting down for the length in either direction.



I occasionally do some casual things on phone with friends - but friends only because they are chill with lower speed.

The 'why on phone' is because I ain't touching obviously skeevy shit like f-list on corporate internet.


>Grammar/Punct. Dictators

>If you dictate the skill of an RPer by their grammatical skills, and you choose to pick grammar over content, we wont be lasting long. Some people aren't good at grammar, some people cant use grammar. Some people cannot punctuate well, and some people cannot capitalize their words well. If I am judged by my grammar, and not my skill at RPing, then we cannot RP together. I like to have breaks from perfect grammar.

Sometimes I wonder if these niggers ever went to school.


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I am mystified by why the fuck he has that while having pretty ok level.

>plug into search

>find picrelated

[WTF intensifies]


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>they keep flirting with me

>but we have no kinks in common



They're desperate and want anything that could possibly arouse themselves, even smalltalk.


File: 0320c6c7e8be881⋯.png (40.57 KB, 300x300, 1:1, rape dog.png)

>see profile name that seems fairly self-descriptive

>open up profile

>expectations instantly betrayed



>the name is actually ironic


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>Suck That Girl Cock Trash in the 8chan room

I've counted two regulars



Both of which are 100% shitters


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>If you're looking for a quarter of a day's scene that takes 15 to 30 minutes per post, filled with a Lovecraftian amount of detail

>15 to 30 minutes

>Lovecrafting amount of detail


File: 8dd4a47ee0f88ac⋯.png (256.31 KB, 700x473, 700:473, 1ae21a3f712049a8c4ec084da0….png)


Let's be fair, 5k characters are such an amount of detail for the majority of /erp/



You could say one of Fai's usual posts contains Lovecraftian amounts of detail. Lovecraftian in the sense that they're so bad they usually make you recoil in horror from their sheer immensity, knowing that, thankfully, you will never be able to equal such an amount of complete bullshit.


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I mean it's fair if this person just wants some quick lewds and just wants to get off right now but even my wordiest partners have never produced something can be described as 'lovecraftian' in that time-span




Attention whore that never roleplays unless you're also an attention whore and it's always just to gain more attention by using you as a billboard.

t. someone they used as a springboard back in the day

>Lichi Futa Ling

Shitter that puts out for everyone and completely lacks self-awareness for just how bad they are.

t. someone that attempted to tap that




Actual "Lovecraftian" is less impressive than you would imagine. It's mainly allusions rather than actual details. Fear of the unknown kind of thing.

That's a good clue that someone doesn't actually read Lovecraft. >>145914 has the right idea.


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>tfw read and really like Lovecraft's stuff, but not for the reasons everyone else does

>you will never guide someone's hand as they first descend the seventy sleeps of light slumber

>you will never trawl the Dreamlands with someone else, seeking stories of civilizations long dead, buried and forgotten

>you will never jump together from the rooftops of Celephaïs to the barren flats of the Moon

>you will never seek a long lost friend among the ghouls of the underworld

>you will never cuddle together beneath the sky-high canopy of Hyperborea with fear in mind of the great thing slumbering underneath



>tfw you see exactly how you got in, but you don't have the strength left to get out


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>Do something exceptionally stupid last night

>Wake up expecting to hear about it but find nothing

>tfw you're not sure it's because it wasn't so bad after all or if they just don't want anything to do with you



I'm sure they still like you.


File: 37e8ecba70a10cc⋯.png (121.19 KB, 207x335, 207:335, 9db.png)


I wouldn't blame them if they didn't


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You better apologize right away, Anon

Get it off yer chest


>rando messages me asking if I'm looking

>tell them I'm clearly not set to looking

"yeah but you're not set to busy so I figured I'd ask :/"

So not only do they think I'm just sitting around horny waiting for someone to offer themselves to me, but they try to pull this guilt shit? They had an alright character and under different circumstances I may have been up to fuck 'em, but that fucking approach was a surefire way to make sure they don't get anything from me.



While you're technically correct you just come off as a douche in this situation.



To be fair, the guy bugging them was pretty autistic.


File: 9573f8a1bcc4b46⋯.gif (1.96 MB, 340x255, 4:3, walk away.gif)

File: b769738e35f900c⋯.gif (2.73 MB, 240x135, 16:9, walk away 2.gif)

this is more creepy than anything

>find person with younger characters on their Faves

>in fact it's their major kink

>they have 3DPD pics but I don't care, still hot

>"ayyyy bby u wan sum fug"

>they reply with, "sorry, I only play with people with RL pics"


>just now

>be looking for a new partner

>"ohhh this guy's kinks are alright"

>they have jailbait pics of little girls as his references

>one of the pics is from a kid who looks to be 7





Don't be fucking stupid anon. People have to ask because barely anyone uses their status lights at all. You sperged out over nothing.



Why aren't you reporting the pedoes?



>People have to ask because barely anyone uses their status lights at all.

What kind of autism is this?




How is "No, I'm not looking" sperging out or a douche move?

Stop that. Get some help. You're as bad as the people who spam me with "Hey are you busy" when I'm Away or even Busy.



Not really autism at all.

If you have a semi decent or popular profile, all the looking status does is light the shitter bacon.

At that certain point, it's more shit than not, so people just don't use it and go pming people when online. (Or vice versa) Of course, then you have to deal with online and able or rp vs just online and occupied or whatever.

The whole system is fucked and needs fixing.




I'm not even mad about being messaged/approached while just sitting online. It was just the dumbest fucking way to approach someone. It's like they can't read or actively ignore the status.


>set up a scene with someone for a later time

>contact them the next time they're on with no response

>repeat ad-nausea

>they log in while I have my status set to Away, ask if I'm there, then log out as soon as I start typing


>assume they're just not interested and unfriend them

>they do the same thing sometime later

Tempted to ignore and move on since they also didn't respond to my note.


tfw emma died



I've been dead on the inside this entire time, you just never noticed



I think you need another hug.


I need a hug too



Can't turn down Anon's prescription


C'mere, I'll get you one



for some reason, posts like these make me scared that I may be a part of someone's personal shitlist



Only be worried if you're consciously an asshole, otherwise that shitlist doesn't matter.


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>be in chat

>people start complaining about shitters cause they're well, shit

>its the typical complaints, people cant read, dont pay attention to sexualities, etc

>all of a sudden mods come out of nowhere and ask the conversation to stop

> Johnathan One: Can we move the discussion on to something else please? Bitching about whole groups of people is not really what the public rooms are for.

I won't be surprised if the mods were shitters themselves.



The mods once closed a private room dedicated to bitching and venting.


>get a note from #1 favorite partner and good friend that you haven't seen in a few days

>they say they're taking leave of F-list for some time for personal reasons

>have no other way of contacting them

>don't even know if they'll see the reply note you sent

>tfw you've never had any other partners you've meshed as well with by a massive margin

>tfw you have no idea if you'll ever see them again


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This shit trying to get hot type fucking


>Send a note to a person, asking them to elaborate on a custom kink that seems interesting but has no description

>No response after several days after they've been online several times

>Send a note to a person who seems like they'd be a good match. Said person is currently offline.

>No response after several days, but they've been online several times.

>Send a note to a person informing them that some of the links on their profile are broken.

>No response, not even a "thanks"

>Get a note from a profile I'm not reeaaally interested in. Talk back and forth. Gets me convinced to set up an RP because the idea is good, despite it not even encompassing any of my favourite kinks. Get into it, RP over notes. RP goes fairly well, it's enjoyable and we finish it.

>Tell him thanks. He asks me what I'm going to do now. Tell him I'm going to look for someone else to indulge in my favourite kinks (none of which he is into)

>He insists that I tell him what exactly I want to do.

>I tell him.

>"Well, I'm not into all that. Let's start our new RP off light, with x and y kinks." (which is only a minor fraction of what I want to do)

>Reiterate that I know he's not into all that stuff, so we won't RP.

>"Okay, we can talk about other things!"

>Sure, that's acceptable.

>Have a nice conversation about hobbies

>Hour later, he's back to asking about RPing and insisting we RP what he wants.


This. Literally all my faves and most of my yes kinks are in their no list, but they either won't read them or are incredibly desperate.


Should I still continue to ERP now since I have kinda sorta started to date a guy? I really like him and all, and while we arent really that serious yet, I kinda feel bad when I ERP with other people knowing that I am kinda seeing him?


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Think of it like interactive porn, anon. Or collaborative fapfiction.

But! If you really feel bad about it, you don't have to keep doing it. It's really up to you, and what you feel comfortable with.



I've lost hope on approaching people through notes, the cunts I approach are simply too fucking bitchy and rarely reply. Geez if I went through the effort of writing you a lengthy note detailing what I like about your profile, several story scenarios and a dozen kinks in your Faves I expect at least a curtsy "Sorry not interested!" in return, it's the silence that kills me.


Unless you've gotten feelings for an RP partner in the past I don't see why you should stop. But maaaaybe don't tell him about your hobby and hide it as best as you can, I can easily see him getting freaked out by it or made to feel insecure. If you do stop playing, though, make sure you update your characters letting everybody know you're taking a break for the foreseeable future.




Thanks for the responses guys! Its strange to say, but ERPing is a guilty pleasure of mine (and I assume many others here haha), and its been quite a balancing act between this 'hobby' and other obligations.

Maybe I will still continue but for shorter scenes and stuff I guess?



>unfriend them

>>they do the same thing sometime later

That's not how that works. How can they unfriend you if you already unfriended them?



I'm guessing that anon noticed losing a bookmark and naturally assumed it was the other player




>this lack of reading comprehension

I'll make it more obvious for you in the case that you aren't joking - they, again, logged in while I'm AFK, ask me if I'm here, and then logged out as I started typing. I was confused about it the first time, so I unfriended them, but it happened again because they still had me bookmarked.


File: 0ea61814adfc542⋯.png (2.62 MB, 1600x1280, 5:4, MHA_kabegami_A.png)

>Show comes out

>Website fills with FOTM rpers who are 100% garbage roleplaying their character

>Shitty OCs of heros come out of the woodwork further making it more shit




>implying 90% of canon profiles aren't just used to get internet friends



I have a girlfriend and I ERP. It depends on your partner whether they'd be okay with it. Mine certainly wouldn't be, so I keep it secret from her.

But many modern people might find it acceptable. It's less gross to partners than actual pornography, the issue stems from the fact that you're connecting with another human being rather than just watching premade videos.

If I brought it up, I'd probably describe it as "collaborative story writing" rather than erotic roleplay, and much later gradually mention that occasionally the stories have sex scenes. My partner knows I like to write stories a lot so it'd make sense.


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The sad part is I've thought of RPing as a character from My Hero Academia…

Maybe someone like Himiko Toga or something, but I'unno yet.



There were a lot of Hero characters before the anime came out though, and considering that Bones seems to intend to adapt the entire manga; there'll always be demand for hero characters. Plus the setting is flexiable as hell, you have this huge cast of characters, and OCs can be integrated pretty easily.

Unlike shows like Dragonmaid which were only relevant when they were airing, I feel like most of the Hero characters that'll prop up will stick around for a while.


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Exactly. Not sure why there's so many haters when it comes to OCs being a thing in My Hero Academia on F-List. Anywhere else they are highly encouraged to be made along with the canons like >>146188 posted.

I have seen a Hero Academia Discord RP server already, and am sure there's plenty more.



Oh shit, what's good, Elliot?



99% of the time OCs are hot trash





Yes that's me what's up anon






I'm talking to you right now!

…Well, writing to you actually






But we can't do that, this isn't the thread for that!






No! I'm just saying we can't do the do in public!






But think of the children!





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>Spoiler fags fill up the thread with meaningless trash yet again

Man if only there was a way to chat… like some sort of website dedicated to this, or maybe discord.



And here comes the futashitter to shit it back up in their own way.


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Did someone say ponies?


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I don't know whether to laugh or pity.


File: 0d2e644d38ef0a8⋯.gif (1.56 MB, 480x270, 16:9, endlesstrash.gif)

>Custom kink about literal worship



>Says appearance is one way to be worshipped and relation to their tribe

>Is vague about the whole thing

>Claims it has to make sense

>Ask to expand

>It has to be believable


>A new Bloatfly-like dom appears

>Straight male

It's days like this that make me wonder why I even bother with this hobby.



It's just another rape profile who doesn't get raped.

Not special, is it?



I don't get the joke. What's funny about it?



There is nothing funny. It's just Ezra.


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I don't have the sideways smiley face blown up several hundred times reaction picture. So you can have this one.


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[insert some cool and aloof comment to seem like a total badass here]


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Now look what you bullies did.



>character deleted

awwh, you hurt their feelings…



Shame. I was gonna rape it.


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Place your bets! Which one of their profiles is it gonna be next?




damn, would've played with them a bunch if our damn timezones weren't so incompatible



Jokes on you, I deleted like five of 'em.

So, ya know. All bets are off at this point.


Apparently there's a silver lining to every deleted character, huh.


I wish I could stop being a tease and actually play instead of making more profiles



It's okay, Emma.



Are they at least erotic?


Guys, I approached a shitter and he sucks but now he's clinging onto me and won't let go. What the fuck do I do? I don't know how to get rid of him because I fear he'll stalk my every move on another profile if I block him



Block him. If he drags in another profile, report him.

He won't recover from that.


Is asking if your partner came after playing an OOC violation? Because I feel like it is, yet I've seen several profiles that say they want you to tell them if you came.



Coercing the information out of the other partner is. But not if they willingly divulge that information to you.

Overall it's mostly in bad tastes and probably a double standard with gender. But there is some, very limited use for it. Since well. Climaxing does affect the high brain function and if somebody climaxed. Male or female chances are the quality of posts is going to take a dip, either in length, response time, or both…

That being said I don't tell them to tell me like "WAS IT GOOD FOR YOU TOO!?!?!?!" But rather just as a "Do you need a minute to recompose and or stop here?" Type thing if I suspect it happened. But yeah most people just want ego stroking.



I tried to humor him for one session, after all I finally found a guy that likes my creatures. Might as well give him a chance?

Bad fucking idea, he tells me that he's a professional writer even though he told me it's "too hard to spellcheck" when I told him that his spelling is kinda shitty and he can easily fix it with the right tools and can't even capitalize the letter I properly. Fuck it, I have nothing better to do tonight than watch the original Spiderman so I might as well roll with it, he doesn't give me a limit on what I can post as a starter so I chuck out a two paragraph thing to start the story and set the atmosphere. You want to know what the fuck he replies? A little over three lines response, most of which was repeating what I said but he did at least make an attempt to move the story along by showing another element of the atmosphere so I'll give credit.where credit is due. I chuck out another paragraph, he doesn't respond for about ten minutes. He pokes me and says he didn't hear the notification, fifteen minutes later he responds with two lines and again it's all repeating what I said. So not only is this guy not even hitting half of what I do per post, I'm supposed to move the story along by myself as the submissive and I even pointed out that it's ridiculous that I had to wait 25 goddamn minutes for TWO LINES and then tried to guilt trip me into playing with him some more. I'm not claiming to be the best writer this galaxy has ever seen but come on, at least spellcheck, move the scene along (It's a cooperative effort, if I didn't go into this expecting cooperation then I would've just wrote shit by myself) and don't make your partner feel like shit.

This fucking guy would constantly poke me when I'm online to beg me to be his slave and if I want to play now (This guy interrupted me watching Spiderman for this so I was already mad, when you interrupt my plans that I told him earlier then you better be the best goddamn RPer I've ever seen) and again, he tried to guilt trip me into RPing with him some more even though it'd be a total carry effort. He can't even do dirty talk right, when I tried to flirt with him I'd just get a reply like "Hehe". Holy fuck, did the F-List Gods Monkey Paw my ass or what? I finally found a partner that's specifically into what I'm into but he's clingy, shitty at writing and dirty talk and overall just not a pleasant person to be around. Sorry for taking up multiple paragraphs but holy fucking shit. I'd do anything at this point for a specific Bloatfly scenario I want that's written competently.



Revealing information about your real life self voluntarily is banned outright.


How did Dife get banned from the milfs channel? I always heard that name in these threads but not many details about them.



Probably being a loud, obnoxious cunt that contributes nothing to anything she's ever apart of. She's schitzo as fuck and just shitposts. Not even good shitposting. She's tries to act like a dom but fails miserably and it just gets fucking old seeing her screech autistically on a regular basis. Anything that can be annoying, she cranks up to eleven. Seriously. There's no salt in what I say, just exhaustion.



i'm not emma



I feel for you, but I can't stop giggling like a faggot at the idea of you having a clingy stalker.



Hi, this is Emma



No I'M Emma!


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No, I'm Spartacus!


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>Person posts ad that seem enticing.

>They seem really nice and eager to start. They only RP over notes.

>We set up a roleplay, hash out the story, the beginning and what kinks we might wanna include

>Asks me to start

>Agree and do a nice startup which establishes my character and provides an avenue for them to introduce theirs


>Hour passes. Person is still in chat posting ads, no response yet.

>Some more hours pass

>Get tired of waiting and go to sleep for the night.

>Wake up in the morning. Check notes. No response.

>Check their profile: Last Online, 2 hours ago

>Day passes.

>Observe that they're on chat, posting the same ad that hooked me in the first place.

>Still no response after that day

>Few more days pass

>Send note to prod them


>It's been a week, and no response.

>Person is still on chat, posting the same ad

It's shit like this that repeatedly happens (in notes and on f-chat), that just makes me want to fucking drop typefucking altogether and just spend the same time looking at porn.



They may have been overwhelmed by your response and feel too shit to admit it, so they say nothing.

I used to think I wasn't good enough after experiencing the same, but then it turned out three of the people I tried getting into it with were complete shitters.

You just have to move on.



Damn anon, you sound upset.The fuck happened specifically to make you this pissed?



Upset would be a good word if I was still somewhat new to it. But now it's just exhaustion. I'm tired, anon. And she's very annoying. She's like this in every server she goes into. If there is an erp server out there, she'll jump in and do the same shit over and over. It's horrible. But y'know, whatever. Dife is an autistic banshee who refuses to act like a human being.



>When Dife treats you like a human more oft than the average F-lister

Weird shit fam.



I know, it's the most monkey paw shit known to man. The F-List Gods gave me a partner that fits all of my kinks, is somewhat knowledgeable about the universes I want and he's dominant but he's a terrible writer and he has the personality of me when I'm at my most desperate. I guess I have to be more specific when I beg the Gods for a partner. Don't get me wrong, being in a cute cuddly romance RP with an anthro Bloatfly or even getting enslaved by one is one of my dream RPs. I just don't want a partner who spells like a second grader and has me carry the whole fucking story even though he's a "professional writer".



That sure didn't get old the three other times you did it.



Post logs of your writing or shut the fuck up calling people shitters. Thanks.



Don't get me wrong, I know my writing needs work. There's a lot of times where I feel like I get thrown a monkey wrench in an RP (Especially during smut) and I don't know what the fuck to do. I just believe that shitters are a tiered thing.

There's ghosts at the very bottom, obviously these guys aren't interested in RP so they're automatically at the bottom. There's MnFers that type like you're on a Nokia and need to save time with typing shit that's above it but not by much. There's people that aren't natively English and thus have to use google translate and will obviously get spelling/grammar wrong no matter how good the actual play is and then there's me who's just trying to learn how all this shit works, I like to write but I know I can do much better and I do believe that my writing failures have caused me to get dropped a few times, then there's competent guys (Which are probably the majority of this board) and then there's novel writers above that.



This happened almost a year ago, but my favorite partner literally died. I alternate between feeling bad for his family and what they'd think if internet strangers still fantasize about his typefucking skills.


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>When something you did in the play strikes you as being so dumb you end up going and apologizing to the other player for it being so dumb



Tbh some times that I got approached by shitter-ESLs that had DAs openly linked, their posts in native language were also sorely lacking in capitalisation and punctuation.



Damn, I guess I overestimated the quality of it when it's their native language.



In a lot of cases, if they care to become good writers overall and to try it in English - they would get good at English too. There can be some that are just *new* to it, but majority of the people around the lewd parts have been there for a while. If they didn't get gud, then odds are they just don't care.



How? How did you even learn about that?


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>tfw no Emma to constantly reassure



Just chant 'Dear Emma, dear Emma, tinkle tinkle hoy!' and she'll appear!



I did. Your instructions are faulty.



But anon

You're talking to her right now



No, I'm not. I'm posting in a thread. That's writing at the most. You should know this yourself.



Well okay fine you're writing back and forth with her

Why you gotta be so pedantic, huh


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Because filling another thread with black bars is insufficient. I must confer in private.


>anxious to play with someone for months

>finally catch them online and approach

>hammer out a solid 2/3 paragraphs in a new personal record time

>during it they put up some bullshit "Write for me(one-sided RP only)" status

>after I hit send they just log off

Well fuck.

I guess the moral of the story is to just let your dreams be dreams.


Y'all ever just like feel irritated at somebody, and like to not blow up in their face your being low key about it and I guess slightly passive aggressive about it?

When you're considering letting them poke you first and see what happens but you already don't think they will?

I fucking hate this mentality that you have to almost pm snipe because otherwise other people are going to get there first.




What's wrong, anon?


>take a break

>announce it since I had a few that I was in the middle of something

>don't expect to come back on for at least another month or two

>fast forward to a week later

>feel like hopping on

>don't want to because I don't want to seem like an attention whore

I've probably lost what partners I had and will burn myself out again within a week.



Why not just make some new, unrelated characters separate from the old ones and make your account private? You can still come back in three weeks to the old ones.



I have no new ideas for any characters right now and when I do create a character I put an autistic amount of effort into writing them.



Could change things up a bit. You could pick a character from your favorite porn, write something quick and cliché to accompany it and just go to town. It could be an enlightening experience.



I never thought of that. I'm usually not one for making anything quick or simple (since I really enjoy more story-based RPing) but I might give it a try.


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There's no reason you can't do something story-based with a simpler, more erotic character. Similarly, there's no reason why a well-fleshed out, backstory-heavy one couldn't get some simple, raunchy fun.



I agree but I do treat my much more shorter characters that I haven't put much effort into as for more smut then anything. It's a problem I seem to have especially when my profiles can range from 500 words to 2k.


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Just gather some really hot images doesn't even have to be the same character, just a similar theme and build it around that. It's what I'd do if I wanted another break because just leaving it be for X amount of time hasn't ever worked for me.



We desperately need a way to block entire profiles from search results. I'm tired of looking for a partner and having to click through 4 or 5 pages of the same shit head who's created the exact same character 40 times with different pictures and a slightly different name. It's spam, plain and simple.



Just that shit where like you need a secretary to schedule RP appointments with some of the halfway decent to the occasional good players. Not even amazing, because that's a whole different can of worms.

And it's like if you don't you might get some shit where hey you see them online go ask if they are free, bam some other fuck face got there while you weren't home, I get that a fair amount of the population are still college students where as another part have jobs and the occasional shit hours but still, fuck.

But you don't want to bitch and blow shit up because then you're the bad guy and you probably risk ruining shit, and if you don't poke or message, you know some other fuckboys are going to and it's highly unlikely that you will get poked first? Probably with some shit of 'Oh I assumed you were probably busy/ didn't want to bother you."

Yeah all that shit. Fuck that shit.


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>have a partner.

>have another partner.

>partner #1 also plays with partner #2.

>they're both really good writers.

>I'm not.

>constantly worry about being dropped like a sack of shit to the point where I can't enjoy being on the same room as them.

Why do I feel like this and how do I make it stop?



Slimcat has a feature where you can mark profiles as "Not Interesting" and they'll no longer show up in your search results. Pretty handy if you're like me and you hit the Search button several times a day.

The only thing it doesn't protect me against is the turbo-autistic TF fetishist who literally creates FIVE NEW CHARACTERS A DAY because they're into fuckin' perma-TF.


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>how do I make it stop?




>how do I make it stop?

Quite simple. You need to get good son. You have TWO count em TWO people better than you that are willing to roleplay with you. If not the dream, it's pretty fucking close to the dream. Don't fucking waste it.

Look at your roleplays. What are they doing? Are they always just posting slightly better than you? Or are they just dropping para to multi para on you and are just a tier above.

Look at their posts and compare it to yours. Not while you're in the middle of playing, but on your downtime. What are the details, the parts that they include that you don't? Learn to bridge that fucking gap. This is a great opportunity to do so.


(not that anon.)

Problem is it's not the in client search that's the main problem. Oh, It's certainly useful don't get me wrong. But they are refrencing to the site search, for when your looking for somebody that might be a bit more dodgy on or off and not in chat all the time.

But yeah I had to do this for one… Adalima and their bunch of alts. No idea what they are like or any shit like that, but I don't speak German homey.


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>log in

>favorite partner logs out almost immediately


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>post ad

>get up to do something

>five minutes later come back

>pinged by a player i'm familiar with from /erp/

>pleasantly surprised, type up a response and hit send




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>when you're so desperate for play that you repeatedly call for the only person who'd do so in your statuses


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>when you want to play with Emma but she has at least a dozen better writers at her disposal at any given moment


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>when you want to play with Emma but end up bantering instead


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>When Emma keeps stressing herself out about wanting to please everybody while being restricted by timezones and not being able to play with everybody who's ever asked

I'm a healthy human being




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You're either going to burn out or find a way around it.

I sincerely hope it's the latter.


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Burnout! Burnout! Burnout!


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She won't.

Unless you help her find it.


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When you're already so stressed out it's causing you physical pain, why stop now

I need an intervention


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A break won't help. You need to stop worrying and learn to love the bantz bomb.



I don't know if it's a break that I need/require, it's that I'm stressing so much that my body can't take it

I need to learn how to cope with stress and worrying, going on a break just means I'd ignore the problem and then come back to it to fall down the same slippery slope again

Of course I'm also stressing about that :^)



You'll have to start exercising, Emma. Might help making stress less… stressful.


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Seriously consider deleting your characters and going back to being an unknown loser, my dear. F-List and popularity never gel well.


Emmers, go on a break from playing with people who approach you, and instead approaching the ones YOU want to play with? I'm sure there are bookmarks of yours that've been gaining dust, send a note to a few of the ones you wanna play with the most and see where it takes you. Stick to it for one month and see if that helps prevent the incoming stress induced burnout.

And shutup you're not disappointing anybody by going 30 or so days without playing with them, it's for your character's sake.


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That won't help long term, will it? She'll come back. She'll get another name. She'll get another popularity. And even if she doesn't, she'll regret it.

I bet she'd just delete all her characters, come back a week later and ping all the people she's lost. It'd help nothing.


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I do exercise, but somehow I manage to overstress myself anyway


The idea has struck me, however the thing that concerns me is leaving a bunch of people without answers as well as having to explain to people I talk to why I'm going to suddenly disappear and re-appear


The worst of it really comes from being approached by people I don't feel like playing with - they're really nice people but after having played with them I just don't think they're very fun as partners but I don't want them to feel left out because they're not bad at all so it might makes me really sad even if I realize I can't take all that responsibility onto myself



Nobody really cares that you disappear, Emma. All they care about is that you re-appear one day.


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There are tens of thousands of characters on f-list, Emma. You aren't the only one they'd play with, the real deal, the prime meat, the one to rule them all. You're just one player. If you deny them, they'll just find someone else. But if you don't, you'll have to play with them instead of the ones you want to play with. And the longer you put off turning them away, the more they'll expect play from you, and the harder it will be to get time away from them.



>they're really nice people but after having played with them I just don't think they're very fun as partners but I don't want them to feel left out because they're not bad at all

In a way that's kinda worse than being turned down, in my opinion. Then it'll really hurt them if you were to wipe your chars.

Pretty sure everyone on the site has been turned down at some point or another so they should be able to handle themselves like adults if you were to reject them, and if they don't then they were never worth the hassle in the first place and they can fuck right off.


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>they should be able to handle themselves like adults if you were to reject them

And if they have "ignoring me" or "rejecting me" or similar under No, then they are not adult. You shouldn't be roleplaying in an erotic manner with (mental) minors.


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My stance on it is that since I don't actually want to leave I'm so-so on deleting since it adds a lot of complication and as I assume you mentioned earlier in the thread the situation I'm in might just relapse and I'll be right back at square one

With that said I do want to thank you guys for hearing me out like this, I haven't really had anybody to talk to about this so it does feel a lot better to get to talk out about it - makes me actually think of doing things that'll help with the stress, go me


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Was it all for nothing?



np, now suck our collective cocks, u whore <3


does that edit fool people anymore?



Post it again and I'll post your profile


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Is that a challenge?




I was approached by a blind roleplayer who typed pretty fast, but had to have her responses read out by text-to-speech. I couldn't imagine the horror of smut being read to me in some of the most unsexy voices ever.

She was alright despite her struggles but I wasn't feelin' it at all. Poor thing.


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>not just imagining you're typefucking with best girl


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I had a play planned out with Emma but I guess I'll just go fuck myself since she probably never wanted to play to begin with and there's probably a reason that we haven't played yet. Good to know.



Well my memory was bittersweet. And now it's ruined because I thought too much about it and remembered…

I can't recall how it happened but somehow she linked her facebook page for image refs for her character or something and I should've not done it but I did and she wasn't by any means a small Japanese girl.



If something's up I'd rather you come to me about it so we can talk it out, anon



Genuine question: why should I? You've said it yourself that you don't want to play with a solid percentage of the people you engage with and you just keep quiet to save face, so why should I assume anything different?


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Because if we've got something planned out as you say I'd rather you come to me so we can talk it out rather than having you beat yourself up over a 'what if'

You have every right to consider me an asshole for seeming interested when I'm actually not and I'm not going to blame you for it, but if you're feeling like shit about this I'd rather you direct those feelings towards me rather than yourself (because it seems like you are and that just isn't going to accomplish anything)



Nobody would have to beat themselves up over "what if" if you simply said yes or no, Emma.


consider counseling


This isn't the autism thread



They deserve to find better partners is all I can say



I think I'll pass. You didn't and haven't offered me the decency of communication so I think I'm just gonna focus on other bullshit and move right on along. It's just not worth the stress.



Then give them an opportunity to find better partners by telling them so.


I mean, on the bright side this just means Emma can stop worrying about one less potential partner and the disgruntled anon can play with other people. Sounds like a win-win to me, really.


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>it's another /erp/ can't handle waiting or rejection edition

>Emma Edition



And it lets people know they should just ignore her and look for a better partner instead


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>almost autobump

>Ctrl+F Emma

Next thread should be Emma edition.


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>can play with other people.

I'll admit part of the reason I'm so frustrated by this is because that was the only plans I've managed to get with that particular character. I've got plenty of other play but I was looking forward to that scene.


The nice-guy shtick is cute but I don't really think that's the case, considering I'm reasonably certain you forgot about my existence until I started bitching in here. Not like I'm entitled to your attention or care or anything (it's typefucking, after all) but y'know.


I'm literally only frustrated because Emma doesn't have a spine. Rejection is fine, waiting is fine, but it's kind of a dick move to get people's hope's up and hide the truth from them.


Aaand this is the game plan. Time to move onto greener pastures, pardner.

No hard feelings, Emma, but please: get a fucking grip in general.

>pic related


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>an autist on the internet doesn't have a spine

You should remember where you are.


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Fair point.


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>Using pony art


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If you're gonna depict my suicide at least have the decency to make it all melodramatic with greyscale and MCR lyrics or something


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Only once you gain the decency to tell me to fuck off.



You say that like someone with no spine would do that :^)


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Well if it might make you reconsider wanting to play with me



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Anonymity is a fun thing, is it not?



Hey, so long as it keeps you from ever playing with me I'm cool with it


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Don't worry. I won't.




Because you deserve a good, diligent partner who isn't a flaky piece of shit


I have this one weird purple dinosaur female who approaches 50% of my profiles with the shittiest, most lazy plots I've ever seen that don't even match with any of my character's backstories. How does this dude keep finding my characters, even? They don't have the same kinks…


if you're gonna be a whore and ignore people just go all-in already and make a one-sided bitchbreaker so you can fake that it's part of your personality. That way the people that approach you can actually get off to being led on and never talked to after.

thank me later sluts.



Or you stop being a twat who keeps leading people on to the point they're doubting themselves

Difficult, I know



Seconded. I had a nice RP set up with someone who was either never online, always set to busy when online, or only contacted me while I was idle/away - leaving when I started typing.

Only when I unfriended them did they approach me normally and they began to bitch at me for "avoiding" them.



>only contacted me while I was idle/away - leaving when I started typing

>Only when I unfriended them did they approach me normally and they began to bitch at me for "avoiding" them

You'd think they'd realize where the problem lies


Is Emma just replying to herself? I don't get the fuss over someone so mediocre.


Imagine being Petxansca in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Fai, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight body and horrific androgynous monster face. I would totally have sex with you, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is fuck Namika in his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Petxansca and not only sit in that chair while Fai flaunts his disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her stretchmarks and leathery skin, and just sit there, scene, hour after hour, while he perfected that erp scene. Not only having to tolerate his monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on 8chan tells him he’s STILL GOT IT and DAMN, FAI LOOKS LIKE THAT?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch his mannish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of furrys and femboys for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in /tg/. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on his dimpled stomach as his sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what he calls himself)" beauty, the beauty he worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Petxansca. You're not going to lose your future ERP career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.



Is this some new dank meme or did I miss out on some legit shit while on vacation.


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But I don't touch fags.




Anon has created a work of art. The best part is I have Fai's name blocked so I don't get to see their dipshit reaction to it.


I no longer log onto my main because I get sniped by 6+ people within the first 10 seconds I'm online.

Some of them go as far as to chase me onto my alts to ask me to get on my main. What the fuck is wrong with people.



because your alts are shit


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>Discover that my not-popular anime franchise has a room

>Click on the link in the anime room with glee

>Error code 26, Could not locate the requested channel.



It was boring.


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Dudes who want to be fucked by shemales piss me off than probably any other type. Straight people make sense. Gay people make fucking sense. But then you get into dickgirl territory and you get

>females who want to be fucked my shemales, okay fine you still wanna be a "lesbian" but without having to leave dicks

>guys who want to fuck a shemale. I guess thats cool, you want to fuck a girl and make a cock cum, fine whatever



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Doesn't help that those fuckers are everywhere. There are entire fucking genres of porn dedicated to little pussyboys who want a feminine girl with a huge donker fuck them in their fucking pretend-pussy. Fuck off.



I fucking hate internet lesbians, though. Like, of all the gay denominations online, internet lesbians are among the most obnoxious, loud and showboaty cunts.





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You think they are obnoxious as you fucking sit on sites like f-list but try joining ERP MUSH and you'll long for the days before you knew just how bad they really are. You don't even realize how much you can truly hate them when you find out that every single one you join is dominated by LESBIANS who constantly talk about LESBIANS and how great LESBIANS are. You don't know the sheer abhorration you will feel as when you see them spamming the channels with their PDA, usually graphic enough that someone would complain if it was a straight person doing it. You aren't even FAMILIAR with the absolute fucking rage you will feel when you have to mingle with these people on the grid in public places only for them to fill the room with RP that may as well be a one on one scene with how they shut everyone else out. Not even good RP, its the kind that has sexual undertones subtle as being hit in the face with a fucking brick.You don't even realize that you could disdain someone so much as when you have some vagina hungry dyke try and cuck you with someone you are trying to RP with and you arent allowed to simply punch them in their fucking face. GODDAMN IM MAD


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But Anon! They are empowered G.I.R.Ls! They have the right to be raging dyke cunts because they are different WITH A VAGINA!




I'm sorry, Anon.

MUDs and MUSHes seem to be swarming with lesbians and actual women.

Thankfully I play on a fantasy MUD with straight females and a gay male or two that vie for the attention and fuckings from every male they haven't already fucked. Too bad you're a casual and play on a MUSH.



>actual women

that's fucking nasty


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>Actual women

What are you, a faggot?


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>Not actual women

What are you, an Emma?


>load up my main character

>start talking with one of my regulars

>we chat up a scene

>out of fucking nowhere he starts bitching about how he can't get a IRl date tos ave his life


>"i've swiped right on like 900 girls and i'm still a virgin!!!!!"

that's one way to kill interest in ever RPing with you wew lad



>tos ave his life

I must be retarded, I stared at those words for a couple of minutes trying to figure out what they meant.

Tell that lazy fuck to get a nice haircut and hit the gym like everybody else.



Sorry my fingers autism'd on the keyboard. I only proofread RP posts.


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