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File: aaf89887c7ea43c⋯.png (290.35 KB, 754x554, 377:277, 1491465403592.png)

 No.144383

Previous thread has capped

>Find my first proper promising scene on a new character

>It's a lol canon (apparently?)

>off-game scene. Typical "shy girl meets not so shy"

>Posts are slow on both ends. This is tolerable

>Partner keeps putting out adds and claims a number of calls

>Soon tells me they're not invested and want to bail

>Still looking in chat

I can't hate them for being upfront, honest and polite about it. But dammed if I'm not annoyed to get blue-balled over a vagary while they keep searching

 No.144384

spoilers


 No.144386

>>144384

I sell spoilers and spoiler accessories


 No.144387

>>144373

SEE THIS IS WHY I'M FUCKING STRUGGLING

REEEE


 No.144388

>>144383

>>144387

>unironically using the /r9k/ screaming frog meme

Neck yourselves.


 No.144392

>>144386

Shall we ruin another thread?


 No.144395

File: df3b11ee130cb33⋯.gif (621.95 KB, 500x344, 125:86, b04.gif)

>approached by a cow furry, starts groping right off the bat

>Tell them no, I'm not interested, go read my profile where I specifically have a custom saying no furries.

>They keep trying

>Tell them to fuck off and that they literally cannot read

>"Rude"

>says they were "just kidding"

>>144388

Go to bed ZOG


 No.144396

>>144392

Why don't we ruin each other instead?

;)


 No.144398

File: 040164176f6a5a8⋯.jpg (63.39 KB, 300x250, 6:5, australia iq.jpg)

>sign on and set status to busy while at work

>several approaches

>set status to looking while on lunch break

>messages within 5 minutes

>leave work, arrive home, have dinner

>set status to looking for 6 hours, get two-three bites a week on average

fuck my shitty timezone


 No.144399

>>144396

Why don't I ruin you with a sledgehammer

;))))))))

just kidding it'd be hugs and kisses not a sledgehammer that'd be awful


 No.144401

>>144399

Oh baby ruin me with hugs and kisses

They hit home like a sledgehammer


 No.144402

>>144401

You're horrible at this. I'll have to give you tutoring.

No, not sexual tutoring you horrible, dirty person.


 No.144403

>>144402

You mean you won't bend me over the schooldesk and make me count every rap against my butt?

What kind of teacher are you? A reasonable and respectful one?


 No.144405

>>144403

For one, I'm not a teacher. Not even a PE teacher. Too wordy for that. I also don't have a school desk.

I do know how to slap people on the ass, though. Might be a great job opening for me.


 No.144406

>>144398

Ahh timezones, the greatest enemy. Being east europ I have an ~8 hr offset on both murricas and strayas.


 No.144408

>>144405

So you're the kind of teacher that's actually not a teacher at all

Makes sense to me!


 No.144410

>>144408

And you're the kind of barkeep that's not a barkeep at all.

Doesn't make as much sense to me, but we'll go with it.


 No.144411

>>144410

Hey, it's not my fault more people order a piece of ass instead of a third mojito!

…It's probably my fault that I go through with it though


 No.144412

>>144411

Mojito? What kind of a lightweight just drinks white rum mashed together with vegetables? No wonder there's low interest and better business opportunities a bit farther behind the bar.


 No.144413

>>144412

Most people who actually come in for drinks either request mojitos or daiquiris - I might've served a pear drop once but that was like once in a lifestime

Guess it's understandable more people just want their cock sucked clean beneath the table…


 No.144415

>>144413

Fucking lightweights with neither class nor gut. Straight sake, or a double Manhattan if I don't feel like holding up an image. Served straight, without cocksuck.


 No.144416

>>144406

Hey, at least you get Europe.

I get …Japan. They don't tend to be on F-list that often.


 No.144417

>>144416

I imagine there are more people from the Philippines on f-list than Japan. I've seen a few of those around.


 No.144418

>>144417

You still get some people, there's some spanish woman who goes to bed at 4 am who I play with.


 No.144419

>>144418

I knew a spaniard that went full on nocturnal, but still had GMT+1 listed.

Another good reason why timezones should be abandoned on f-list and you should instead list a rough timetable of when you'd be on in UTC.


 No.144420

>>144416

Have not met many fellow locals, unfortunately.

>>144419

Yea that's what I do. In GMT and EST.


 No.144424

File: 6cada07e54b8188⋯.jpg (22.45 KB, 404x404, 1:1, 6cada07e54b8188882e240d715….jpg)

>>144413

Emma, just shut the fuck up and suck my dick.


 No.144425


 No.144427

>>144424

Well when you ask nicely

Please send penis in mail


 No.144438

File: ac05b0af91be6c1⋯.png (116.49 KB, 500x681, 500:681, 7602608.png)

[15:24] Giovahni: Ah…I meant whatcha seeking in RP smart-ass. xP

[15:25] Me: invader zim stuff mostly.

[15:26] Giovahni: Would you allow me to play a character, even t hough this profile isn't one?

[15:27] Me: Got an idea who?

[15:28] Giovahni: Honestly, I've been dying to do a beginning to end scene with Gaz that's interracial, but I don't recall any black I.Z. characters.

Man, that's a weird Invader Zim Character. I'm sure glad you brought that up with me.


 No.144439

File: 0feb96ed139d7ce⋯.png (132.04 KB, 419x371, 419:371, fbf280d72f3dc40894de52f96c….png)

>>144427

Joke's on me it's entirely my fault you're not sucking my dick yet

Goddamn jobs


 No.144440

File: 2528273e2aa66d7⋯.png (385.77 KB, 768x768, 1:1, 7dc9c1a61025ed2b448363b76d….png)

>>144438

Interracial is fucking horrendous.

That being said I can't imagine there's much pickings for IZ characters aside from the obvious, most of which are unfortunately played by shitters.


 No.144441

>>144372

>I WANT TO FUCK THE LOLI UP THE ASS UNTIL SHE CAN'T WALK STRAIGHT

Nicey, anon.


 No.144443

>>144439

Could also be my fault because I've barely played with anyone lately

Things are really working out


 No.144445

File: 9e149d1ee9b93a1⋯.jpg (129.94 KB, 427x640, 427:640, 1481618761954.jpg)

>my partners are starting to talk and befriend one another

>100% sure they'll prefer one another over me and I'll be left in the dust

NO

NOT AGAIN


 No.144448

>>144445

>partner introduces me to their friends and keeps trying to get me to fuck them while they work on other things

friggin cuckolds


 No.144449

>>144448

>not passing them along to even more different people

Plebeian.

Also,

>>144444


 No.144450

>>144443

just please don't delete your cyberlady

okay?


 No.144451

>>144443

I want to play with you if you know what I mean

wink wonk ;)


 No.144452

>>144443

If it's who I think you are, I've been trying to work up the courage and find the right time to approach. But of course the latter problem has been really in the way thanks to timezones.


 No.144453

>>144448

maybe their friends won't stop leaving them alone and they're trying to get you to take some heat off them.


 No.144457

>>144453

You know, it'd be easier if they weren't into such weird shit like pool-toy transformation and nonviolent dismemberment.

I'm not even into transformation.


 No.144459

So. I caved and made a worst gender and it's been enlightening.

>All these shitters who don't read my fucking profile

>The weirdos who come up to you

I honestly enjoy playing a male more, but I am starting to see the appeal of playing a purple. That said, they're still fucking garbage and I wish there were less blues/blues had a better reputation.


 No.144460

>>144459

>not just making a weird niche purple and excelling in your close-set category

Nerd.


 No.144461

>>144460

Doesn't usually work out, Anon. People go for girldick on the premise of getting fucked by them rather than doing some niche kink.


 No.144462

File: 6d6b0384a5124b4⋯.png (30.51 KB, 392x604, 98:151, a difference you learn thr….png)

>>144461

I haven't said niche kink. I said a niche character.


 No.144463

File: d2d2ffce68b016b⋯.gif (956.8 KB, 500x418, 250:209, contemplativejazz.gif)

>Person I have on my friends list that I'm dying to play with due to them accepting my crossover idea

>They're always fucking busy

>They're also helping take care of a pregnant friend

So why the fuck do you keep coming online!?


 No.144464

File: b7f0e5795c9972f⋯.jpg (97.46 KB, 694x448, 347:224, 1311937615532.jpg)

>>144463

>Planned out an amazing DM idea with a genuinely interested person

>Get pulled away by RL emergency, but promise we'll get to it soon

>Next few days I don't see them online while I am

>Have shit to do on certain days and only just log in moments after they're already gone

>Feel like shit because they may think I'm purposely avoiding them due to the huge scenario and promises involved

>Too nervous to send a reassuring note


 No.144465

>>144464

Just send the note, anon. It will put them at ease, and make you feel better.


 No.144466

>>144465

>implying they won't get called a nigger for it


 No.144467

>>144463

>They're always fucking busy

Doing what? They're probably either talking with or typefucking their other friends.


 No.144469

>>144466

And if that happens, they'll know the person they were going to play with was an asshole, and not worth their time.

I fail to see the issue here.


 No.144471

File: e2103e3a293a7f9⋯.jpg (38.27 KB, 442x650, 17:25, d7b.jpg)

>very specifically state I don't want furries, herms or any other forms of autism on my profile

>regularly get people who have futa characters and furry avatars messaging me

Why don't these people just fuck off? I openly express my unwillingness to ERP with them.


 No.144481

File: 34b160cd9eebb59⋯.jpg (8.24 KB, 213x255, 71:85, 1495425911467.jpg)

>>144450

I have no plans to delete Jacqueline, anon!

>>144451

>>144452

Oh gosh you guys…


 No.144482

>>144481

I have a proposition

me

inside

you


 No.144483

>>144482

But that's lewd! Lewd!

I'm okay with this proposition


 No.144484

>>144483

Yer a fookin sloot, lassie.


 No.144485

>>144484

That's old news, anon


 No.144486

>>144485

Those're the olds, Emmy.


 No.144487

How many Emmas does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, they're all already screwed.


 No.144488

File: cbf01be4d185404⋯.jpg (68.08 KB, 700x469, 100:67, [screaming].jpg)

Not entirely related to the thread but

>hurt my wrists

>can't masturbate

>can barely even type

This is true hell.


 No.144490

File: 29934892043644d⋯.jpg (47.75 KB, 605x806, 605:806, 29934892043644d9b5e1658817….jpg)

>>144487

That actually made me giggle anon

Thank you


 No.144502

>>144467

Apparently with work, and taking care of the friend.

I have no doubt they are typefucking with others as they're fairly popular, but it's how busy they are. Every fucking time. There comes a point where, if you're sick, taking care of a pregnant friend and always busy with work, you should probably stop coming to typefuck.

I'm just frustrated since they're a canon I've been dying to play with and they actually accepted my idea, even if the only play we did showed some issues with language.


 No.144503

>>144502

They might treat F-list like an IRC alternative and only have friends on there. If they're popular, it's possible they're too burnt out to typefuck each time they log on and are telling the truth.


 No.144504

>>144503

Can say I've been on both sides of this coin. I have only the faintest clue of how IRCs work and never used them before, so I guess flist also fills that role for me as well, though I often try to roleplay.

And I've also had those waves which piss me off. Like there is no middle ground with flist ever. Either it's a complete drought, in that nobody is alive or around so you go looking for new players/partners and might get lucky or get shit on.

Or and it usually follows from the above if you get lucky, it's suddenly everybody is interested/around AT THE SAME TIME. Goddamn it. Now you are the asshole because too manny people you want to play with but not enough time/mental strength.

It's like if you have nothing going, nothing is going to happen. But the second some momentum starts going the universe is like 'fuck that' and has to screw you over.


 No.144507

>>144503

That is probably true. I imagine they do a little bit of both, but it's still a bit frustrating I guess.

Also, more tales of me playing a shemale

>All these people who come to without a fucking idea

>All these popular profiles who come to me with no idea and are complete fucking shitters


 No.144508

>>144507

>>All these popular profiles who come to me with no idea and are complete fucking shitters

I know that feel.

First I'm almost honored they take time out of their day for me, but then… they suck at everything. I don't know how these people get popular, especially with those who are actually well-versed.


 No.144509

>>144508

Being honest, playing the shemale makes me appreciate my male character more. There's a bigger sense of freedom with him and while I may not get approached, at least I don't have fifty shitters coming up and expecting me to come up with an idea for them.

The worst part is seeing how little effort shemales get. It gives me a greater understanding of why blues can be so fucking salty about it, but at the same time they might not be missing much if this is the quality they'd have to put up with.


 No.144510

>>144507

>>144508

How do you judge "popular"?

Views? Friendlists?

Both of those are easily gained by spamming and circulating in the sea of equal crap-outs.


 No.144511

>>144471

I've had to very quickly get used to the idea that shitters who don't read profile will approach you regardless of what you put on it.


 No.144517

>>144509

Same here. I have my male character for quality roleplay and my shemale for low-effort timewasters; as well as the occasional good roleplay that I might snag.

>>144510

>Views? Friendlists?

As well as guestbook posts.

That's the way to judge popularity, Anon. Yes, it IS that shallow.


 No.144518

>>144517

Aye. It's a shame that pinks tend to prefer low effort purples. It was a little surprising to me how many people wanted my purple despite how little effort I put into her profile, compared to my (admittedly more generic) much more worked on blue.

It also made me reflect how being generic is a bit of a strength. My purple does have something that makes her stand out, but then most people come to her because of it and it ends up starting the problem of them just expecting I'll come up with the scene for them as a result.

I got that the standards were low. I did not think they were this fucking low.


 No.144522

File: 529cb4fd0dbcc64⋯.jpg (87.48 KB, 808x518, 404:259, e35d65e846e71b20cf49ce19c6….jpg)

[2017/07/05]Me: (you'll have to pardon me, I'm feeling a bit cautious; I've dealt with similar characters and had bad experiences. Could we possibly discuss things beforehand?)

[2017/07/05]Rob Sherman: (Alright then.)

[2017/07/05]Rob Sherman: (I assume that you want to know what drew me to this character. She is bigger than Rob in both body shape and size, shemale with a massive dick, growth kinks and weight gains, and I really like Robot characters as well.)

[2017/07/05]Rob Sherman: (Oh and cum inflation as well.)

[2017/07/05]Me: (Sort of, I'm a bit more concerned about yourself as a character. Despite a lot of kinks, I'm really focused on affection and playing off of my partner's personality.)

[2017/07/05]Rob Sherman: (Well alright I do like that as well. I don't mind stuff like that either.)

[2017/07/05]Rob Sherman: (So just mostly you're looking for fluff right?)

[2017/07/05]Me: (Yeah, annnnd if you're not ecstatic about that we're probably not gonna mesh too well.)

[2017/07/05]Rob Sherman: (I just said I'm fine with stuff like that.)

[2017/07/05]Me: (You're fine, you're not pumped about it. I need enthusiasm, not just putting up with it till the banging starts, yeah?)

[21:43] Rob Sherman: (Hmm, let me ask you this then. Are you really that interested in me?)

[21:44] Me: Nothing's really catching my interest, but I thought it'd be unfair to just say no right off the bat. Sorry, hun.

[21:46] Rob Sherman: Well you should have just straight up said no then. I really should have dropped you the moment you said "Bad experiences with people like me" Because nothing turns me away from a mun faster than phrases like that, well then I'll see you later.

[21:48] Rob Sherman: Oh hey that's also a new No for my custom kink as well!

[21:49] Me: You'd have preferred I not give you the benefit of the doubt?

[21:51] Rob Sherman: Well you need enthusiasm right? For me it's rather hard to be enthusiastic from someone who already gave me a hint that they're not really interested in me.

[21:52] System: rob sherman has been added to your ignore list.

How unpleasant.


 No.144523

>submissive character approaches with the intent to dominate

>dominant character approaches with the intent to submit

Stop that


 No.144530

>>144523

Every single one of my characters has "Always dominant" and all submissive kinks firmly in the no category. I still get people approaching me and expecting me to give in or submit to them. I was actually polite and believed people when they set their status to Always Dominant but now I'm wondering just how few dominants there actually are on f-list.


 No.144535

This thread has too few spoilers.


 No.144539

>>144518

It took me two weeks to get the same number of bookmarks on my new purple as I had on a blue after more than two years.


 No.144542

>>144522

>[2017/07/05]Me: (You're fine, you're not pumped about it. I need enthusiasm, not just putting up with it till the banging starts, yeah?)

I can relate to this so much. It's such a pet peeve when people try to just "put up" with your kinks until sex starts.


 No.144545

>>144542

I can always tell when people are doing that.

But I'm ok with it because having people do something they don't even want to do OOC just to get me off is hot - I just hold out hope for the ones that genuinely do it to please me rather than a perfunctory job until we get to their fetish.


 No.144564

>>144522

>[21:48] Rob Sherman: Oh hey that's also a new No for my custom kink as well!

Why do they think that changes anything?


 No.144565

File: a5a4205bc65dc6f⋯.jpg (22.74 KB, 316x307, 316:307, why.jpg)

He did it, the absolute madman.


 No.144566

>>144565

I can't exactly say he's wrong because I've had similar experiences with noncommittal assholes hiding behind the same shit.

But come on lad don't put that in a kink, it just makes you look like a dick.


 No.144583

>>144565

>List of GFs

>N/A

HONHONHONHONHON


 No.144584

>>144566

He is a dick, and a turbo-autist.


 No.144586

>>144463

I hate this so goddamn much. Literally every partner that I've enjoyed playing with (Yes, there's been a couple) always turns up as "busy" or "not in the mood" while still fucking coming online. It's not just a day thing too, I had this one bitch that dodged RP with me for five to six months even though she was on almost every goddamn night until I just said fuck this and gave up on her ass. Don't fucking bullshit me, just say that you don't like how I play and drop me. It's that easy and it saves all of us so much goddamn time, you because you won't have to respond to me anymore and me so I know not to pursue your fucking ass. For fuck sake, I have a mentally and physically abusive mother, do you think I'm afraid of anything you could insult me with? Does anybody even come on to this site to do some goddamn RP or what? What the fuck are they even doing when they say they're not in the mood for months while they have a looking status? Don't feed me that bullshit when you have over 2k views and participate in a bunch of rooms. Now you've got me all riled up, /erp/.


 No.144591

>someone you got along with well nukes randomly

>well, that happens, keep living

>one day see some new character

>instantly know it's them

>want to message, but last time I did that the person just ended up nuking again

Anybody else know this feeling?


 No.144603

File: 407e7db93a4c5b1⋯.png (150.91 KB, 500x271, 500:271, 407e7db93a4c5b1273a5265eef….png)

>>144586

>I had this one bitch that dodged RP with me for five to six months

It took you half a year to take a hint?


 No.144604

>>144603

I had nowhere else to go.


 No.144612

>>144591

Subtly call them on it. I am that person, that would work on me.


 No.144624

>>144586

Narcissism and dramatic behavior run rampant amongst the RP community. The more impressive and alluring the profile and the initial contact, the more likely it is you're dealing with a self-absorbed asshole who wants attention, not RP.

I have a rule: if we decide to RP and we haven't done so within seven days, I don't bother to keep in touch. I'm patient otherwise; I've been waiting for years for a friend to graduate college so we can get back to an RP, and he's finally starting to post again.

Seriously, though; if the profile makes you think holy shit this is amazing it's so hot I HAVE to play with this person, you are dealing with a fucking loon. Ignore it and move on.

Same deal with people who post advertisements. If it looks like it was written by an actual marketing professional whose assignment is to make you physically aroused, the person is batshit. And if they keep posting ads as you're playing, they're definitely after meaningless attention.

Exception: if it occurs every ten minutes on the second, it might be automated, and left on by accident.


 No.144650

File: 7f3b73486918537⋯.png (1.25 MB, 489x1024, 489:1024, 9887 - Legend_Of_Zelda Lin….png)

>Change a blue profile to pink after some minor profile play shenanigans

>Add a tab indicating I'm just doing this temporarily

>Character is now infinitely more popular in channel

>Getting messages constantly

>People are apparently actually reading my profile even

Welp…


 No.144652


 No.144654

File: 4125deda8781609⋯.jpg (174.44 KB, 640x640, 1:1, 1476282557026.jpg)

>>144652

Anon what is it that you're trying to say


 No.144655

>>144654

I just want to spoilerpost with you 'till the end of the end of the universe

and do another five impossible things


 No.144657

Fuck this person here. https://www.f-list.net/c/Sintendo/

They have like 20-30+ characters. But that isn't the issue. The issue is on EVERY PAGE, they have a list of canons they want to roleplay with. (and that list is pretty much everything you've heard of ever.) Meaning they take up like 6+ pages of the search results with their fucking alts. Goddamn it.


 No.144660

>>144657

>no Quina from FF9

dropped so hard there's a hole in the floor


 No.144661

>>144657

>Meaning they take up like 6+ pages of the search results with their fucking alts.

>Holy shit! Look at all these search results!

>It's literally just one faggot with 50+ alts that have the same exact list of kinks copied between them

This shit should be against the rules.


 No.144662

>>144657

>Sintendo

I thought that was going to be another Perversions alt, like Starfucks or Dick at Night.


 No.144663

File: f2bf350bd031c67⋯.jpg (29.54 KB, 524x336, 131:84, disgust-microexpression.jpg)

>>144383

>can't even tell the difference between name field and subject field

>only the latter is visible on the catalog


 No.144666

>>144624

I used to think this, but after some introspection I realized it'd cull me, too - my mood to RP goes in rather strong cycles. One week, six long scenes - another week, nothing at all. It's an alright rule-of-thumb, but I've come to follow a more lenient scheme with my contacts.

The advertisement/extremely hard-on initial flirting is pretty spot-on, however. Planning and a delay after is fine with me, even a longer one.


 No.144670

File: 9897a8d7fe580b7⋯.jpg (170.89 KB, 900x900, 1:1, mouth.jpg)

I don't know what the fuck is going on with spoilers these past few bitching threads.


 No.144680

File: 3f331eeece880e1⋯.jpg (557.94 KB, 1600x921, 1600:921, 1499325068949.jpg)

>>144670

>posting Karbo


 No.144681

File: 084d20e06a27fb9⋯.png (73.94 KB, 300x256, 75:64, confused-nick-young.png)

>>144657

>Fave

>*Reading my OOC Section*

>Please read it. I worked hard on it to both give you and me an easier time. Give it a read; it has all of my no-nos and important details in there.

>dozens of collapses to sort their canons

>absolutely no collapse that could possibly be this all-important 'ooc section'


 No.144687

>>144681

Nah bro. You got to open one of the profiles THEN read the OOC section. This fucker only has what 12 rules for approaching for rp?

>>144661

Indeed. Like fucking put Belldandy in the description box and set last online to like 2 days. It's 9 pages of results and guess who takes up 6-7 of those but isn't actually willing to play Belldandy. It's beyond ridiculous.


 No.144688

File: 465d99d55fb794f⋯.png (49.21 KB, 1430x522, 715:261, i guess i wasnt clear.png)


 No.144690

Now that BBC is overdone is bestiality the next big thing because I keep seeing a shitton of big dog dick profiles


 No.144692

>>144690

>Implying that bestiality isn't already overdone.


 No.144699

them: I'm going to face rape you after fucking your ass and force you to taste the grossness

me: hot! how will you stop me from biting?

them: IM ACTUALLY HALF DRAGON MY SKIN IS AS HARD AS STEEL UR TEETH WILL BREAK ON MY BEPIS XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

nigga all you had to do was ringgag me or threaten me with death ok


 No.144703

>>144688

What's the issue? She wants to play a disobedient cunt and get smacked around/roughly fucked by an aggressive dude.


 No.144706

File: f106ab80d3f15ed⋯.png (987.56 KB, 640x1136, 40:71, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 81e32a0896fdc09⋯.png (581.25 KB, 640x1136, 40:71, ClipboardImage.png)

File: e7cf0b8a7d9c3d6⋯.png (978.93 KB, 640x1136, 40:71, ClipboardImage.png)

>Riling up a partner to fuck them into submission

>Seems to be going well, they're clearly losing composure over the images / idea

>Getting read to set up the opening of the RP with a few questions

>They can't handle the rollercoaster ride of arousal that I've dragged them through throughout the day because work/necessary sleep

>They log out right before I kicked it off

Fuck.

>Images related, fun stuff that sent them spiraling over the edge.

>inb4 someone whines about the fetishization of snapchat.


 No.144707

>>144706

The "daddy" shit is fucking retarded.


 No.144708

File: 4fa15d0b9751237⋯.jpg (544.13 KB, 1024x2739, 1024:2739, 027.jpg)

>>144707

I wish I cared but I don't fam. Gets them hot and it's fun. #KinkShaming or some stupid shit like that.


 No.144709

>>144708

You're doubly fucking retarded.


 No.144710

>>144706

>Fai really thinks random anime images anyone could find a million of in gelbooru really get people riled up

>Truly, really thinks they could "drive someone over the edge" instead of them just playing along and saying it's hot to humor Fai.


 No.144711

>>144710

Who knows.

Either way I'm blue balled and disappointed, so what difference do I care?


 No.144712

File: 2e51f2d755a682d⋯.gif (2.03 MB, 500x299, 500:299, 1455874101965.gif)

>>144711

>you will never release Fai Fai's testicular pressure with your mouth twat


 No.144714

File: 0da3121a7d4ebbc⋯.gif (1.09 MB, 500x281, 500:281, W3XcjTY.gif)

>>144712

Holy fuck what.


 No.144715

>>144714

Get better reactions you shitting mong


 No.144716

File: 016bda741917340⋯.gif (1.25 MB, 540x540, 1:1, bc59df308bb2694a80e065787a….gif)

File: 584035f94ce42ed⋯.gif (1.2 MB, 408x498, 68:83, tenor.gif)

File: 5616f23a55ad7b1⋯.gif (1.08 MB, 500x281, 500:281, a27de9f69e1f0b03cb423da698….gif)

File: 4913b5662057935⋯.gif (964.87 KB, 500x281, 500:281, tumblr_n8d206L8Kp1s83r1qo1….gif)

File: 4fa15d0b9751237⋯.jpg (544.13 KB, 1024x2739, 1024:2739, 027.jpg)

>>144715

Make me you fucking fag.


 No.144717

File: 4c4532fdd6a9401⋯.png (17.9 KB, 240x142, 120:71, 4c4532fdd6a9401308eb267cea….png)

File: 095549c026b58b2⋯.gif (2.41 MB, 480x270, 16:9, 97d92d61b835484e58d878b2d9….gif)

File: ee08e6eaecbe78b⋯.jpg (54.75 KB, 512x512, 1:1, E9xePVUc.jpg)

File: 50c1d45f3956953⋯.webm (7.97 MB, 320x240, 4:3, 1441436656079.webm)

File: e2aef034bad6592⋯.jpg (164.46 KB, 666x931, 666:931, MOTHER FUCKER.jpg)

>>144715

Double post. My reaction images are fucking great.


 No.144718

>>144717

>When you fuck up and put some objectivity in art bullshit in there.

Whoops. C'est la vie.


 No.144719

File: 773490637c7adb8⋯.gif (2.96 MB, 236x204, 59:51, faized in real life.gif)

>>144716

>>144717

Make me cum you fucking fag.


 No.144720

>>144719

Maybe if you quit being such a fucking homosexual and slam your hips down onto my horsecock like the equine dick lover you are.


 No.144724

File: 8912c3a7455ff53⋯.png (240.45 KB, 325x533, 25:41, 853.png)

>have all these absolutely amazing ideas for long term story roleplays with smut thrown in

>any potential partner's character that could fit in them is either shit, or not interested in roleplaying with the characters you have

>any roleplaying buddies either don't know the source materials, aren't interested in long term plays, or are never fucking around

>trying to explain the roleplay to strangers is nearly impossible without either spoiling some major parts of the story or sounding like a fucking autist

>mfw

Why


 No.144731

>8ch /erp/ room is almost completely filled with canons


 No.144757

>>144724

Describe the stories as much as you can without the spoilers. Think blurb on the back of a movie.

Or describe the kind of twists without being specific or associating a particular kind with a particular story.

Or post source materials or your own characters.


 No.144766

>liking literally poop

>hating dickcheese

why


 No.144771

>>144766

Because poop is a different fetish than dickcheese.


 No.144773

emma


 No.144774

>>144773

Is this the call of someone who wants to hear me whine about myself


 No.144775


 No.144776

>>144775

Oh

Alright then


 No.144777

File: 184a4eab6648a68⋯.jpg (50.22 KB, 500x356, 125:89, 1451692852413.jpg)

>When most of the MILFs aren't interested in you

>When the good MILFs are hard to find

>When MILFs are surprisingly rare in comparison to the early twenty something woman, regardless of species

Holy fucking shit. I just want to be loved and nurtured without having to go /ss/ is that too much to ask for?


 No.144781

File: a173267c18c4fe9⋯.jpg (226.12 KB, 720x540, 4:3, Absolutely Heresy.jpg)

>>144777

>be /ss/

>cannot find milfs that don't want a bitchbreaker mcshotabowl


 No.144783

>no matter how many people I approach none of them want anything to do with me

>no chances to show off how good a writer I am because everyone just sticks to people they already know write well enough for them

>People I message in private immediately state that we would not work well together even though I am very agreeable and continuously state I just want to write

>I am for some reason not what they want even though I am good with doing most of what is listed on their profile

>"you don't write well enough for me" even though we haven't even started

>I always go out of my way to be very nice and not come off douchy or demanding

>I constantly give ground in places where I'm not really interested and for some reason because I don't say yes to one thing all bets are off

>leave my character profile uninteresting because it won't matter in most cases and because no matter what backstories usually won't mesh unless they are left vague in that way

>characters I enjoy talking to don't seem to like talking back

>feel like I'm bothering people even though I've usually only pm snipe by accident and still say I'll give people a minute to settle in

>set things up with people and they're never on

I'm sick of this shit, I finally just deleted my character.


 No.144784

File: ffd0d41275415db⋯.jpg (21.39 KB, 460x337, 460:337, PC becomes a BBEG.jpg)

>>144783

>mfw I'm mildly disappointed that my messages didn't increment by one


 No.144791

>>144783

>>leave my character profile uninteresting because it won't matter in most cases and because no matter what backstories usually won't mesh unless they are left vague in that way

What was the profile contents?


 No.144792

>>144783

>Leave my profile uninteresting

Well, its a good thing you deleted your character tbh because you sound like a completely shitter.


 No.144793

>>144783

maybe you're not as good of a writer as you think you are, my dude


 No.144796

>>144791

had a backstory written up, but I kept it open enough to the point where I could write with nearly anyone, since too many times had I gotten in situations where my character was set in stone and a partner and I couldn't plan together because they felt we wouldn't mesh.

>>144793

>>144792

>low tier bait


 No.144801

File: 73bb8bbac1afde4⋯.png (66.91 KB, 242x469, 242:469, 70c5b94532bddd004136ae7410….png)

>>144777

Sorry nigga, like me you gotta bite the bullet and take the /ss/ path.


 No.144804

File: 3e08757e3d000c0⋯.jpg (105.44 KB, 687x750, 229:250, IMG_1282.JPG)

>compulsively log in to my account

>check all the messages

>realise I actually don't want to erp anymore

>mfw

Wish it was still enjoyable for me.


 No.144806

>>144804

Take a break.

A permanent one. You won't find anything of value by coming back. Move on.


 No.144809

>>144796

That sounds like the most generic, uninteresting and dull thing you could have possibly done with a profile and character.

No wonder no one liked talking to you.


 No.144810

>>144809

I think being generic is somewhat of a strength at this point. Everyone is trying to stand out so much that being plain can come as a bit of a shock. That said, I think blues get shat on for being generic a bit more.

>All those blonde Elves using the same pictures

>All the twenty something girls


 No.144811

File: 3c0b154464f071b⋯.jpeg (560.4 KB, 1024x768, 4:3, 45057c49bd74f7e1fd88dc75a….jpeg)

File: 5b7d156863ef33f⋯.jpg (1.29 MB, 1000x1247, 1000:1247, 58824806_p0.jpg)

File: 06bbd02da139500⋯.jpg (1.85 MB, 2000x2421, 2000:2421, 60880793_p0.jpg)

>>144777

>>144801

One of us, one of us, one of us


 No.144812

>>144796

>bait

nah, just advice.

good riddance then. one more arrogant shitter down the drain.


 No.144815

>>144783

>no matter how many people I approach none of them want anything to do with me

Either something is wrong with everybody else, or something is wrong with your approach. Occam's razor leans toward something is wrong with your approach.

>no chances to show off how good a writer I am because everyone just sticks to people they already know write well enough for them

That's what a good first impression in your approach and your profile is for. You are also aware that people who stick to those they know at some point had a first encounter too, right?

>People I message in private immediately state that we would not work well together even though I am very agreeable and continuously state I just want to write

Chance are it's your profile

>I am for some reason not what they want even though I am good with doing most of what is listed on their profile

But does your profile come of as someone who does it well?

>"you don't write well enough for me" even though we haven't even started

They can read your profile

>I constantly give ground in places where I'm not really interested and for some reason because I don't say yes to one thing all bets are off

Why should someone play a kink with someone that's not enthusiastic about it?

>leave my character profile uninteresting because it won't matter in most cases and because no matter what backstories usually won't mesh unless they are left vague in that way

>I want people to play with me, but I don't want to make myself seem appealing to play with.

Also, interesting =/= backstories

>characters I enjoy talking to don't seem to like talking back

Either something is wrong with everybody else, or something is wrong with you. Occam's razor leans toward something is wrong with you.

>feel like I'm bothering people even though I've usually only pm snipe by accident and still say I'll give people a minute to settle in

Can't say either way.

>set things up with people and they're never on

This I can empathize with.

I'm sick of this shit, I finally just deleted my character.

Care to share what you wrote on the profile? I might just be too harsh on you.


 No.144816

>spend 30 years typing up a character

>firefox glitches out

>Hmm I better save this before something bad happens

>the thought runs through that I should clipboard it but clicked save already

>some reason I was logged out

>lost all that progress

HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH


 No.144818

>>144816

The most annoying part is that custom kinks cannot be copypasted from a text file.

But, yeah, f-list is very weird about when your login cookies expire. It seems like they don't renew with continued activity or something. Gotta open a test tab to see if you're still logged in.


 No.144819

>Your bookmark, Angela Biegler, has deleted their character.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


 No.144825

>tfw my long-term RP partner ruins everything by revealing who's behind the character

>He's a turbo lard

God dammit.


 No.144826

>>144825

he just randomly sent you a picture or something?


 No.144829

>>144826

Yup, just out of the blue.


 No.144832

>>144716

>>144717

Would you ever stop being such a fucking shitter?


 No.144833

>>144818

>The most annoying part is that custom kinks cannot be copypasted from a text file.

But that's how I added my customs. Wrote them in notepad, then copy/pasted them into my F-List profile.

I tried again just now, in case my memory had somehow failed me, and it worked.


 No.144835

>>144825

Only time someone ever did this to me, it was to send me a great photo of their lovely, fat tits… But I will never understand why some people think you want to hear about their kids or how their husband just left. They probably think that's really hot, like you're striking up the start of some real life NTR story, but in reality, it's really, really unsettling to hear about how their sick 10 year old is throwing up right now.


 No.144836

>Person I'm interested is labelled "Usually Dominant"

>3/4 times they've logged on their status is asking for someone to turn the tables on them


 No.144838

>Had a partner I absolutely adore, into the same shit I am and into the Fallout universe and he's a gay male

>Suddenly disappears after two sessions but he still shows up as an online friend when I'm on F-List's homepage

>What the fuck

>This goes on for a few months until I finally note him and ask what gives, is it a glitch or something

>Get a response a day later saying shit along the lines of "Oh I'm just not in the mood for RP. I'm on here to bookmark people and answer notes but I can't do note RP either because I suck at replying. I always have a tab open of this site though!"

Are you kidding me? What the fuck do you come on this site for? The various shades of blue that paint the UI? Jesus christ. What the fuck do I have to do for a longterm story/smut based forbidden love romance between a human and anthro Bloatfly with loads of bonding, cuddling and compassion


 No.144842

File: df44bfe4b63c616⋯.jpg (40.57 KB, 696x535, 696:535, GetALoadOfThisPlan.jpg)

>They approach me

>Well hi there, stranger, did'ja have a hankering for something?

>No, not really

>Minutes pass

>Did you have something specific in mind?


 No.144843

calling all Emmas, calling all Emmas


 No.144844

>Horny

>None of my regulars are on

J U S T


 No.144845

>>144844

Get better regulars.


 No.144849

>vanilla-obsessed character, which I only briefly roleplayed with before they bailed, is now PMing me each and every time I log on

>they're the type that would definitely ignore-evade or put up a whiny status if I ignored them

I don't have the heart to do it. But if I don't, I'll regret it still.


 No.144850

File: f67aadd401ff757⋯.png (138.48 KB, 480x480, 1:1, 1467021523871.png)

>>144849

>they're the type that would definitely ignore-evade or put up a whiny status if I ignored them

Put them on ignore anyway, anon - the most you can do is to (politely) tell them that you're not interested, but if they continue to try and worm themselves out of it just ignore them and move on


 No.144852

>Want to do Marvel Universe based RP

>Most superhero canons are horrible

No Beastboy # 103, I dont want to fuck you


 No.144853

>Canons who 100% butcher the personalities of their character

>Play Strong character as a meek little sub fuccboi

Die


 No.144863

>Did you have something specific in mind

>Is there anything in particular you're looking for

>Hello/How are you dead-end introduction

>(hello miss *smiles*) or any variation of this cringy, spineless attitude

>instant clingers because i made the mistake of being the one person who treated you kindly

>Shitty attempts at a pick-up line that remind me of a 90s AOL chat, complete with emoticon

>People who are impatient and assume you're ignoring them for spend two whole minutes without replying

>People who can't handle a "no thanks"

>People who say they are going to bookmark you and are interested, then you never hear from them again

>Admitting you're a cripple irl and making me feel completely fucking awkward


 No.144864

File: fc12775b4742c0f⋯.jpg (66.33 KB, 803x711, 803:711, fc12775b4742c0f0a4fb92ad7e….jpg)

>>144863

>Admitting you're a cripple irl and making me feel completely fucking awkward


 No.144865

>>144864

No Emma

No


 No.144866

>>144865

I just have to know, why would anybody just straight-up admit they're a cripple irl? What caused this?


 No.144867

>>144866

That other person wasn't me and I wish I knew. It was actually three different people in the span of about two hours. I was just being pleasant and they decided to inform me about it.


 No.144868

>>144863

>>144864

>>144865

Emma-brah, you a cripple?


 No.144869

>>144868

No, actually


 No.144870

>>144868

Similarly, why would you want to know?

Why would you want to know anything at all about the person behind the screen except their relevant likes and dislikes?


 No.144871

>>144869

Goddammit Emma

My headcannon's now that you are a quadriplegic asthmatic schizophrenic on permanent lifesupport.


 No.144872

>>144870

curiosity since it's such a rare thing

that and I remember somebody on this board mentioning they had some handicap several months ago


 No.144874

>>144872

Curiosity killed the cat.

Or, rather, curiosity made the cat regret ever even talking to the person in the first place, most of the time. Best case scenario, it turned the cat into a nihilist.


 No.144875

>>144864

I think the worst one was the guy who claimed he could only type with one knuckle because the nerve damage in his hands was so severe. He was trying to apologize for taking so long to respond and I wanted to die


 No.144877

File: 423d0fc2462f41f⋯.png (870.96 KB, 7194x6631, 7194:6631, horse keyboard-typerwriter.png)

>>144875

Hate to break it to ya, anon, but you were actually sexting a pony pretending to be a human.


 No.144878

>>144877

I think I'd take that over trying to imagine his gnarled, mangled fingers flailing uselessly above the keyboard while he taps away one letter at a time. I feel sick


 No.144879

>>144871

I'd joke that the reason I don't play much is indeed because I'm a quadriplegic

But then how would I be writing this

With my teeth, maybe


 No.144881

>>144879

If you had any teeth after chronic calcium deficit.

Probably through the sheer force of will.


 No.144882

File: 4afd3cec86febb5⋯.jpg (122.35 KB, 535x960, 107:192, On the internet, nobody kn….jpg)


 No.144883

>>144881

Sometimes you just gotta fight for your right to typefuck no matter what your body tells you


 No.144884

File: a69a5da9c6204f6⋯.swf (2.51 MB, the_best_amendment.swf)

>>144883

And yet, you squander it with the complete lack of typefucking.


 No.144885

>>144881

Well I never said I had good judgement

Or that I was smart


 No.144887

>>144885

You have good judgment.

And you're smart.

And you're beautiful.

And you're cute.

For you I'd die.

And you're also pretty naïve.

But so am I.


 No.144888

>>144887

What is this faggot shit with the spoilers? Go jerk each other off in a PM window


 No.144890

>>144888

They do it to piss people off on purpose, so you're only encouraging them.

It's not a bannable offense and volunteers won't remove the spam, either.


 No.144891

File: be390b0318b6c8a⋯.gif (35.8 KB, 220x288, 55:72, be390b0318b6c8af1a5d78bba4….gif)

>>144888

Do you want a handy? I'm giving them out free. Limited time offer. Get them now or never. Gratis.


 No.144892

File: 77cea8db1bf54c2⋯.jpg (97.98 KB, 380x247, 20:13, Delay_closer.jpg)

>>144890

>being so pissed off that someone is having fun in their designated complaining thread


 No.144893

File: 3a2f99cafb0dcf2⋯.png (15.82 KB, 574x395, 574:395, 1323762596417.png)


 No.144894

File: 0e637455b30d3a5⋯.jpg (77.74 KB, 669x696, 223:232, 1497635229717.jpg)

>>144893

Anon please


 No.144895

File: 333aea200595871⋯.png (1.39 MB, 1280x853, 1280:853, playing with shub.png)


 No.144896

>>144796

Yaknow mate, just because Fai pours his idiocy on you, doesn't mean you gotta be aggro at everybody else too.

You can prove him wrong by posting some examples of what you had tho.


 No.144897

>>144833

He prolly just means that you can't paste the whole block of them at once, have to paste each title and description individually.


 No.144898

>>144891

I'll order ten.

>>144894

>>144895

What? He just seems to be bitching about bronies.


 No.144899

>>144898

Notice the spoilers in the picture, anon


 No.144900

File: 5e4288c9e60f4c2⋯.png (152.73 KB, 1054x960, 527:480, she has seen things you pe….png)

>>144898

>missing the editted in spoilers


 No.144904

>>144899

>>144900

I don't see what the problem is?


 No.144906

>>144896

But fam.

You know full well his shit was worse than shit.


 No.144926

https://www.f-list.net/c/calista%20appleton

Who is this shitter and why are they on the friends list/guestbook of literally everybody?


 No.144933

>>144926

Desperate shitter who remade once after making a mockery of themselves("submitted" to a barely fluent bitchbreaker once upon a time) and now just sends friend requests to anyone they find remotely interesting in any way.

They don't roleplay - I asked when I got a request.


 No.144943

File: 0da383432aa5b12⋯.png (469.57 KB, 640x480, 4:3, awoo.png)

I really, really, really, unabashedly envy Emma and I doubt I'll ever be able to properly explain why.

Fuck my life.


 No.144945

To think, if I was slightly more into girls I could've made a pink and gotten the type of play I want within a week. I try to do it on MnF but it gets so gross for me that I just have to run because trying to explain it by bullshitting will just make a really huge web of lies I have to maneuver through.


 No.144946

>>144943

>not solving your inadequacy through copious amounts of fucking


 No.144948

>tfw no one on /erp/ has ever mentioned any of your profiles


 No.144951

>>144948

That may be a blessing in disguise anon.


 No.144952

>>144943

because you crave attention, for whatever reason.

here, enjoy this reply. think of it as a doggy treat you little bitch.


 No.144955

>>144943

Probably because they seem to be the kind of person who everyone loves, despite apparently never doing anything.

>>144948

>tfw the one time you were mentioned on /erp/ it was just bitching

Other anon is right, count your blessings.


 No.144957

https://www.f-list.net/c/Doomfist

>The person who has the prime Doomfist name is a generic black shemale BBC cuck shitter

>They have a bunch of prime names, most likely just to be hoarded but never used

>They reported me for making a vague statement about ignoring BBC Doomfist profiles

The richness of this is overwhelming.


 No.144958

>>144957

why do you care about this prime name shit?


 No.144959

>>144958

Not that anon, but when someone scoops up a name and doesn't do anything with it besides attention whore and spout memes in chat, it makes all canon profiles look just as bad.

Doubly-so when they're petty enough to hoard the names just to show off.


 No.144960

File: d0bb8c904044776⋯.jpg (102.3 KB, 500x474, 250:237, 1499633965055.jpg)

>>144957

You know who that is right?

Owned of the "Forced Breeding" room

Profiles of

https://www.f-list.net/c/Lesbian

https://www.f-list.net/c/friskiest%20frisk/


 No.144962

>>144960

Oh god, this faggot. They're massive SJW cucks, I know because they'd constantly fucking come into the room I moderated. One day they stopped coming in, probably because they got banned for being an idiot while I was gone. I'm not surprised they got butthurt and reported me.


 No.144964

>>144957

>still own Twintelle

>still zero interest of using her or letting go.

ahaahahahahah fucking canon fags


 No.144965

>>144964

I will never understand people who grab prime names and never use them. It's like holding an imaginary trophy for how awful of an actual autist you are.


 No.144967

File: 0f7490da1646b3f⋯.png (5.87 KB, 192x263, 192:263, download.png)

https://pastebin.com/1m3wanaL

And thats why I think Flist could use a bit more in terms of mod team numbers. Public channel mess in All in the Family


 No.144976

File: f1f95c0cb28ad11⋯.jpg (12.62 KB, 480x268, 120:67, Morality Man.jpg)

>Get a PM

[21:31] Them: 0_0

[21:31] Me: owo murr helo howl r u furrfriend

[21:32] Them takes the ball gag out of [my] mouth" You what now?

[21:33] Me: o.o murr

[21:33] Them: hi mistress

[21:33] Me: hello

[21:34] Them: what have you been up to?


 No.144990

File: 4becf9f613cb7ce⋯.gif (769.33 KB, 250x248, 125:124, 1458329192094.gif)

>spend a couple of days writing and planning a profile out

>already bored with it

>make a dumb canon purple name in an hour

>having the time of my life

Why is life suffering?


 No.145011

File: 8361bc0d013d14a⋯.png (241.16 KB, 540x540, 1:1, 8361bc0d013d14a5a7a883ae3b….png)

>>144943

There's absolutely nothing about me that you should be jealous about, anon

It's not worth it


 No.145016

File: 5f3cbd2da9c7ff9⋯.jpg (52.87 KB, 600x612, 50:51, 1471795966608.jpg)

>One of my bookmarks that I used to talk to and play with have deleted their character

>Can't shake the feeling I could've done something to prevent it

>Something as simple as talking to them


 No.145021

>>144943

Who the fuck is Emma


 No.145022

>>144976

Wow that's a roller-coaster.

So how did it go after you completed the meme handshake protocol?


 No.145023

>>144957

>>144960

Not the same person


 No.145024

File: 86ae0241574876a⋯.png (9.66 KB, 411x84, 137:28, oh no.png)

no, fuck off

go away

git


 No.145026

>>145024

Fucking Australians


 No.145027

>>145024

redpill me on this chick. I see them on like a quarter of all the guestbooks I browse through.


 No.145028

>>145027

They're clingy as fuck and don't want to roleplay more than half the time, but they practically live on F-list and mainly post on every guestbook they find to whore for attention.

If you didn't notice from reading the profile, they're incredibly autistic.


 No.145030

>>145024

I used to roleplay with this person a bit. When I refused to play Minecraft with them one time they stopped talking to me and have occasionally for the past 2 years sent me a message saying *hiss*


 No.145031

>>144967

I am offended by what this fucker does to my image as a player of pinkish femboys.

(Though to be clear does that mean femboys with pink accents in portraits or femboys set to pink gender, cuz the latter is a whole new level of bad.)


 No.145032

>>145030

I did, too, but they got incredibly attached to the point where it got creepy and personal.

When I deleted my profile, they took the name and made an empty profile so I can't remake it.


 No.145033

>>145032

…dude you got Aerithed.


 No.145034

>>145033

Pretty much.


 No.145041

File: ece82958f0477cb⋯.gif (1.51 MB, 491x750, 491:750, 1348975091598.gif)

>>145011

Nonetheless, Emma and friends are lots of fun and very charming, and should be given love and headpats on a regular basis.


 No.145042

File: 37e8ecba70a10cc⋯.png (121.19 KB, 207x335, 207:335, 9db.png)

>>145021

The cause of the spoiler epidemic

>>145041

Headpats, huh? I wonder who could be behind this post…


 No.145043

>>145024

You know…why is it that everyone who uses ".." instead of an ellipsis always turns out to be either an absolute autist or a shitter? I have't really noticed it until now.


 No.145054

>>145016

This has happened twice for me, god it still hurts. What did I do wrong? What could I have done to prevent it? Why am I considered so horrible? To think, it's been almost two fucking years on this site and I've gotten almost nothing of value out of it


 No.145055

>>145054

>To think, it's been almost two fucking years on this site and I've gotten almost nothing of value out of it

Because you don't want to take anything from this site.

You've gotten paragraphs of advice, but you're too much of a pretentious asshole to listen or even give a shit about your partners.


 No.145059

File: 771b6ddea2261b9⋯.jpg (34.19 KB, 650x650, 1:1, 771b6ddea2261b9887b0939960….jpg)

>>145011

No. There's definitely things to be jealous about. You have it great, you dingleberry.


 No.145061

>>145059

Don't motivate anon to be envious of me, anon - anon deserves better than that! Anon deserves to be happy!


 No.145063

>>145061

But I'm the jealous anon.


 No.145064

>>145063

And my point still stands, I don't want you to be jealous - I'd rather you learn to be happy with yourself!


 No.145065

spoilers gets me off


 No.145066

>>145064

No, I can't, because I'm shit.


 No.145067

>>145064

That's rich, coming from someone who keeps complaining about how they feel inadequate and depressed.


 No.145068

>>145067

And it's bad enough that I do it, I don't want people to be as miserable as me - I want them to be happy, including anon!


 No.145069

>>145068

but I can't be happy because I'm shit.

I just want people to like me.


 No.145070

>>145069

And I believe in people being able to like you, anon! I just don't want you to think I did anything special to get that attention, I just… Well, I talked with people! Started hanging out in a room and things went from there!


 No.145071

File: dc2bdbfc8c02d8e⋯.jpg (88.02 KB, 562x588, 281:294, tumblr_nexwuoBU8I1qewacoo1….jpg)

>>145070

you're nice

thanks i guess


 No.145072

>>145071

Being nice is the least I can do, anon


 No.145073

I sincerely can't wait for the day Emma gets raped in her bar and she happily changes her profile into a shedick loving cocksocket.

The tears will be d e l i c i o u s


 No.145074

File: c03f637adfea85d⋯.jpg (53.26 KB, 780x445, 156:89, Cl0L65jWEAACkQA.jpg)

>>145073

>projecting this hard


 No.145075

And then the Fai came and ruined everything.


 No.145077

>>145075

I need more negativity in my life rn.


 No.145078

File: 7c3c9d9d435fd09⋯.jpg (31.56 KB, 407x382, 407:382, 20d0453948dbfd953305ce14ee….jpg)

>>145077

Negativity helps nobody! Think of the nice things in life!


 No.145079

>>145073

>>145074

To be fair, it's inevitable.

Someone stops getting the attention they crave, gets a hard-on from some teenager with a profile full of poorly-cropped jpegs, and then basks in the flood of PMs once they have an artifact-speckled mark of ownership and a paragraph of "Oh, my master/mistress…" on their page.

Hell, even Fai will go through that if he hasn't already.


 No.145083

>>145073

>implying it won't be something ironic like "headpat broken"


 No.145085

>>145079

It's more like I'd be desperate for anybody who could give me something nice and cute to play

I need cute things in my life or else I'll wither and die


 No.145098

>have castration in yes

>usually dom female

>literally 5 + people asking me to cut their nuts off

>they get pissy and go "WOW FAKE DOM" when i say I don't feel like it tonight

>thent hey PM me a week alter again

>repeast

Like I like castration but holy shit I hate getting spammed by hundreds of shitty profiles over a kink I sometimes do.


 No.145099

>>145055

Pretentious? Who the fuck do you think you're trying to fool? I'm not claiming to be better than anybody on here and honestly I would put my roleplaying on the lower end of people on here because I know that I can improve and I really need to work on detail.

I absolutely understand that partners have preferences and they might not specifically be into me right now but the very least they could do is not bullshit to my fucking face as to why they've danced around the idea for RP with me for months. Don't pretend to be interested in me and lead me on for months and make me waste hours waiting around for your ass when I could be doing something more important with my time, is that too much to ask?

I've taken the advice this site has laid on me, I reworked my profile, I've actively searched for partners, I've participated in room chats, I've had looking statuses. What the fuck else do you want out of me? I've literally had people tell me on this board, let alone F-List that they'd play with me if I was a pink. The truth is that the only reason I'm not getting play is because the market isn't there for what I want, if I played a pink I could get a partner in less than five minutes with the exact same scenario. I've done it several times and I'd happily stay there if there was a bigger gay playerbase and people could write beyond a couple sentences.


 No.145101

>>145099

Also, funny you say that I "don't give a shit about my partners". Who the hell are you referring too? I've almost never had a partner for longer than one session.


 No.145104

File: f6b9a117b64320c⋯.gif (967.15 KB, 500x500, 1:1, 1452736650273.gif)

>Prefer shemales to males because most males are "boring" and shemales "try to be more enticing"

>Implying chick with dick #2405 who wants to fuck a lot of girls isn't just as bad


 No.145107

>>145098

Extreme kinks really do drags the shitter creeps out of the woodwork. Their imageless profiles and two sentences of text with vanilla kinks really inspire one to play.


 No.145108

>>145099

How about you stop being a fucking creep and try exploring other aspects of sexuality besides trying to pursue this ghastly obsession with bloatflies.


 No.145109

>>145108

I've said this before, I see no reason to pursue more "normal" and popular RPs because somebody has already drawn art/roleplayed/made a video of it and posted it online. Why bother spending the time to make my own when there's already an alternative that's easily accessible and it's better than anything I could ever do?


 No.145110

>>145109

>better than anything I could ever do

kysfam


 No.145112

>>145110

Yeah, because they're written by professionals that have done it for decades and aren't on a goddamn ten minute time constraint.


 No.145113

>>145112

Sounds like you're pussying out from attempting to be good at anything m8.


 No.145115

>>145113

Why the fuck should I spend at least a week searching for a partner on this piece of shit site for some normalfag shit when in one Google search I can find exactly what I'm looking for without even having to rely on some other faggot to pull through on his end?


 No.145120

File: 8ea957335265e72⋯.png (9.28 KB, 1032x166, 516:83, bria.png)


 No.145122

>>145115

Then just fucking go away. You're clearly not wanted nor desired. From everything you say, people barely tolerate you at best and you're apparently either too clingy or too mediocre in your writing to hang onto a partner. You seem to have an excuse for everything and are just all around unlikable in your personality. I can't imagine what a fucking creep you transform into when someone actually indulges your weird little fascination.


 No.145123

>>145120

>that last line

Dyin


 No.145124

>>145122

>Then just fucking go away.

Nope, refuse to do so until I get what I want. That's how a winner works.

>You're clearly not wanted nor desired

But when I play a pink on MnF and ask for literally word by word the exact same scenario I get accepted within 5-10 minutes. It's not about my personality, it's that I'm not willing to play some fucking bimbo for any longer than five minutes.

>you're apparently either too clingy or too mediocre in your writing

Give me one source or fuck off. I know my writing needs work but I'm not even given a chance to practice it so of course the quality will stay stagnant. What fucking good will come from me practicing it on myself when there's nobody to critique it.

>You seem to have an excuse for everything and are just all around unlikable in your personality.

Again, it's not about my personality. All it takes for me is literally a fucking gender swap and I'm in.


 No.145125

>>145124

It absolutely is your wretched personality. You claim to get action when you play pink and yet no one has ever seen a single log from you. Wouldn't put it past you to make that kind of shit up if you're willing to obsess over fantasy flies to such an extent.


 No.145126

And so bloatfly guy completes another cycle of going from somewhat pitiable to complete douche bag.


 No.145129

File: 02f3f937a709758⋯.jpg (48.74 KB, 655x527, 655:527, 02f3f937a7097588db2b1a1928….jpg)

>>145124

>>Then just fucking go away.

>Nope, refuse to do so until I get what I want. That's how a winner works.


 No.145133

>>145124

>Give me one source or fuck off. I know my writing needs work but I'm not even given a chance to practice it so of course the quality will stay stagnant. What fucking good will come from me practicing it on myself when there's nobody to critique it.

You should be able to criticise your own work, to an extent. Write short stories you dumb fuck, try and actually improve instead of hiding behind excuses like a coward.


 No.145136

Why do you fuckers still respond to bloatfly retard?

He's obviously a fucking idiot. There's no point in talking to him at all. He won't ever change his mind. He will never improve. He will continue doing this shit 'till the day he withers away, and involving yourself with him is a complete waste of time.


 No.145138

>>145136

I just want to help ;___;


 No.145139

>>145138

You literally cannot. If they're unwilling to get help in any form, you cannot make them get help unless you know them personally in real life. That's just how it is.


 No.145140

>>145139

Which is a shame! I hope they manage to get the help they need or get out of my sight so I don't need to witness their sad displays anymore


 No.145145

>>145098

>>145107

Yeah you gotta straight up go for "no you're lame and boring. GTFO." No half measures.

Give rainchecks only if they look real good and nonautistic.


 No.145149

>>145099

Duuude stop taking the bait.

Yes it hits the sore spot, but replying just lets them hit you again and again.

>>145115

Well mostly because a)it will have my personal touch and specific shit I like and b)it takes an hour or less to get going.


 No.145152

>>145136

Why don't you filter him if he pisses you off so much?


 No.145155

>>145152

But I do. Oh how I do.

But the 8chan extension is utter fucking shit. No branching filtering, no removing stubs. I have to fucking hide it manually anyway.

Furthermore, that doesn't matter you shit eating mongoloid. If you spray a pile of horse manure with some hairspray and cover it up, it's still horseshit and it's still there. If we just ignored things we don't like, the commies would have taken over long ago. Fuck you.


 No.145156

>>145155

Fuck you. The commies didn't do anything.


 No.145157

>>145155

…Taken over what?

America?

/pol/?


 No.145158

>>145149

>bait

How long have you been here? He's posted sob story after sob story, and the entire board was happy to help him.

You know what he did? He said that we were wrong. He said that he was doing everything correctly and that it's his potential partners that should adapt to him.

He's pissed that he can't find a perfect partner and comes here, to a bitching thread, thinking his situation is unique.

He can fuck off. We've tried helping him redesign his profile, we helped him CROP A FUCKING IMAGE because he couldn't do it himself, and we've done all we could to get him to widen his scope and increase the chances of him finding a partner.

What does he do? He stomps his feet and posts another sob story. Oh, but not after obsessing over the partners that he does find, driving them away and leaving him to wonder why nobody caters to his every whim.

We've put up with him for too long, and you're saying we're posting bat.

Fuck you.

>>145156

And fuck you, too, commie.


 No.145159

>>145157

Over the world, I guess? Still overtly be in Russia?

Doesn't fucking matter.


 No.145161

>>145158

Oh I've seen everything.

You still are baiting him for more angry replies rather than doing anything else.


 No.145162

>>145161

What the fuck are you even arguing?


 No.145163

>>145159

It matters if your whole assumption that they ever had a chance of accomplishing anything like that in the first place instead of inevitably imploding is faulty.

In which case ignoring stupid things totally works.


 No.145164

>>145163

Did you know there was an attempted communist coup de ta in Germany in 1920?


 No.145166

>have fetishes that are unusual, difficult to do right and naturally attract autists of the worst kind

Why did god make me this way?


 No.145168

>>145125

Bitch, I could speedrun getting a Bloatfly RP on Meet N Fuck on a pink if you really wanted that (Heh, first time Livesplits would ever be used on MnF). Ten bucks that it's less than ten minutes. Only problem is finding a place to upload it.

>>145126

What the fuck do you expect? This dipshit started it with insults, am I just supposed to lay down and let you people walk on me? You have below zero respect for me so why should I spare any for you

>>145158

>the entire board was happy to help him.

Bullshit, first post I ever made on this board was in December of 2015 I think where I posted my first profile (Albeit back then I had a very skewed understanding about how RP works) and I got a half dozen replies criticizing it. You people never liked me and don't you forget it you goddamn revisionist. I was always a target, don't paint yourself as a goddamn hero.

>He said that we were wrong. He said that he was doing everything correctly

I did everything this fucking board told me to do so YES. Unless if there's some secret magic code I'm not using, then I've done everything.

>Oh, but not after obsessing over the partners that he does find

And you motherfuckers are so obsessed with attacking me that you can't dig up a s i n g l e f u c k i n g s o u r c e

>We've put up with him for too long

If you're mad about putting up with me now, I got bad news. I'm not leaving this site until I get a partner, that's my one sentence policy for over a year now.

Why are you guys obsessed with attacking me? Because there's nobody else? Because I have anger issues and will play your bullshit ass game? Why me?


 No.145169

>>145168

>This dipshit started it with insults, am I just supposed to lay down and let you people walk on me?

Yes because that's how you should deal with bait. If you reply, he wins. The angrier your reply is, the more his win is.

And boy is he raking it in.

> Because I have anger issues and will play your bullshit ass game?

YES.

Because you get baited easily and massively, like you are right now.


 No.145171

>>145169

I really can't help it, I've had these issues since I was a kid and thus it's easy for me to get mad at shit especially considering in the internet age where it's hard to tell if people are serious or joking via text.


 No.145174

>>145169

Why are you still responding, you fucking retard?


 No.145175

>"want to rp in this universe?"

>no i don't know anything about it

>"ok let me explain the universe to you so we can rp"

I DON'T KNOW SHIT ABOUT FALLOUT FUCK OFF TODD HOWARD


 No.145176

>>145175

But you did buy full-price copies of Skyrim and Skyrim: Special Edition didn't you?


 No.145177

>5 deleted bookmarks in just the last five days

Guess I should add to the pile, huh?


 No.145178

File: bb4be2e2529a6bd⋯.jpg (74.7 KB, 634x1090, 317:545, 1499598609386.jpg)

Fai#4759 is Fai's discord if you wanna call them a dumb faggot


 No.145179

>>145175

Funny, I hate it when some dom says "I don't know anything about Fallout but I might play with you if you teach me ;)))))".

No, fuck you. I'm not going to waste two hours of my life telling you every facet of the Fallout universe just so you MIGHT play what I'm into


 No.145182

File: cb90b83b1f8aa7d⋯.jpg (282.71 KB, 858x1057, 858:1057, JHj6Z4y.jpg)

>>145177

Is there a greater pain than seeing genuinely good characters and players delete their characters and disappear without so much as a word


 No.145183

>Have a normal, human female character meant for a modern setting

>"Will you do fantasy? Also, if we're doing fantasy, will you play an elf? Will you also do multiple elves? And will you do exactly the fetishes that I like the most, while completely disregarding the ones you like?"

Also:

>"I like your profile. We should play! Also, which of these characters do you want to use as a referance image?" followed by an Imgur album


 No.145184

>>145182

Maybe you should have told them they are genuinely great.


 No.145185

File: 8212d6c62213d74⋯.png (226.43 KB, 468x345, 156:115, 1444558899563.png)

>>145184

I frequently beat myself up over the fact that I didn't before it was too late


 No.145186

>>145185

Don't let it be too late again.


 No.145187

File: e0a74093dc3970d⋯.png (894.5 KB, 1057x939, 1057:939, 1499791426255.png)

>>145186

I just worry people will feel bad when they found out about it and aren't one of the people I say are great


 No.145189

File: 61601c2f95704b4⋯.jpg (118.25 KB, 615x758, 615:758, the locations where the ri….jpg)

>>145187

You're just one bundle of worry, aren'cha?


 No.145190

File: 9cf5abf9c0543df⋯.jpg (107.91 KB, 680x651, 680:651, 1488729668923.jpg)

>>145189

What gave that away?


 No.145191

File: 45ea54b1936001b⋯.jpg (36.55 KB, 500x316, 125:79, 1467999722120.jpg)

>>145190

You really do need a hug. A long one. One that may or may no involve tongue.

Actually, that'd probably just ruin it.


 No.145192

File: e89decd16df2225⋯.jpg (48.79 KB, 540x539, 540:539, dbe034dfa2affbe5b5551ef0c3….jpg)

>>145191

I'd be okay with that

With or without tongue


 No.145193

File: a57e8840e63b829⋯.jpg (115.61 KB, 750x592, 375:296, mfw I talk about politics ….jpg)

>>145192

You'd like anything, wouldn't you?

But do you know what I'd like?

It's pretty simple, really. Have a guess.


 No.145194

File: 4fb9ff57b8c8961⋯.jpg (62.44 KB, 640x596, 160:149, f9c.jpg)

>>145193

If what you want is to actually get to play with me for once

I apologize for taking so long and being so unavailable


 No.145195

File: c2393cea055ae7c⋯.jpg (42.82 KB, 500x467, 500:467, precare.jpg)

>>145194

That too. But I haven't even thought of that, fancy that.


 No.145196

File: b09b9808ba84ae6⋯.jpg (22.61 KB, 394x363, 394:363, 1447533199173.jpg)

>>145195

Does it mean you want me to hug you in kind


 No.145197

File: 0aede632b27aec4⋯.jpg (79.18 KB, 583x574, 583:574, public play.jpg)

>>145196

Neither that, although it would be appreciated as well.


 No.145198

File: 3e5fbc116ed724f⋯.png (324.4 KB, 617x551, 617:551, 1473729004668.png)

>>145197

In other words I'm terrible at this

Dare I ask what it is


 No.145199

File: 7486fa20c71fc6b⋯.gif (1.17 MB, 280x340, 14:17, kjICcaP.gif)

>>145198

I just want you to stop hating your every decision for at least a moment.


 No.145200

>>145182

That happened to my last frequent partner

I miss you Indigo


 No.145202

ah, the bitching thread

full of…bitches


 No.145206

>People on this board being so terrified of posting a profile


 No.145211

>>145206

You say this like you anticipate people who masturbate to text daily to have spines.


 No.145212

>>145206

Post yours anon :^)


 No.145216

>>145206

For me I rather be loosely tied with this board as possible or be tied with anything.


 No.145217

>>145216

rather not be even*

I shouldn't be tiredposting.


 No.145222

>>145217

You can delete posts instead of posting corrections, then re-post them.


 No.145230

>>145206

because retards like fai spam every profile posted here

>>145211

>fai

(you)

Stay banned.

>>145216

This too


 No.145232

>>145230

>I spam profiles

>I actively message anyone from /erp/ I don't already know

How do you think this whole 'ban evading' thing works?


 No.145234

>>145232

You dont do it well cus you get rightfully re-banned constantly and bitch about it here lmao.

I said retards LIKE Fai. I'm using you as a tier of retardation, not as a personal example.

Stay banned.


 No.145241

>>145232

I love Fai and want to spend my life cleaning her disgusting slab of dick. ♥


 No.145242

>>145206

But if they're terrible profiles anon

Is that what you're after


 No.145243

>>145241

>slab of dick

>slab

That's a strangely shaped dick, anon


 No.145244

>>145242

Your profiles are fine, Emma.


 No.145245

>>145232

>getting banned in the first place


 No.145261

File: 8746816976b9684⋯.png (381.42 KB, 563x541, 563:541, the moment you realize the….png)

>tfw sempai likes you but won't admit it


 No.145262

>>145261

Isn't it the kouhai that's supposed to be tsundere for senpai? What kinda game you running here fam?


 No.145264

File: 034f6955891c88a⋯.jpg (299.23 KB, 1200x1250, 24:25, a great fatass rears in th….jpg)

>>145262

I play no games. But when I do, I play to win.


 No.145265

>>145264

So you're playing to win senpai's heart?


 No.145267

File: 02f067b641c2644⋯.jpg (621.62 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, banish all the witches tha….jpg)

>>145265

I'm a straight up playa, hombre.


 No.145268

File: 7ee22654390439f⋯.png (40.34 KB, 739x864, 739:864, bionifeel.png)

>>145182

>Tfw the best RP you ever done has been deleted for over a year

>Still check the name to see if they ever remade

>Will never see them again


 No.145273

>>145268

TIL I could still read that bionicle alphabet.


 No.145275

>>145171

Look bud, it is solely upon you to contain your anger issues about real problems, but this guy here is just a lil monkey thumping his chest with "IMMA REAL TROLL NOW GUISE" because he found a soft target. His words are meaningless farts and you should at most laugh at them.

>>145174

Case in point.

Lol.


 No.145276

>>145275

Why the fuck are you still responding?


 No.145277

>>145276

Because I'm not an asocial wart.


 No.145278

File: 1c159085f47b810⋯.png (31.38 KB, 188x213, 188:213, fuckandmurder.png)

>Profile looks good

>Pictures are great

>Kinks match up perfectly

>No [insert your preferred character] here


 No.145279

>>145277

Yeah, because being social is so incredibly important on a site where everyone is anonymous, and the only people who aren't are horrible fucking human beings worse than the rest.

Fuck off.


 No.145280


 No.145283

>>145016

what's his name, anon?


 No.145284

File: a58941a2f66c485⋯.jpg (46.06 KB, 437x501, 437:501, 1498671998486.jpg)

>>145278

I know that feel.

Worst part is, around the time I started liking the character-type they wanted to fuck and was about to make one, they deleted their profile.


 No.145285

>>145283

Michael Bowyer

I can't shake the feeling I have a part in making him delete his characters somehow


 No.145286

>>145285

LMAO why would you even bother talking to that cuck?


 No.145287

>>145286

That's the problem, anon

I didn't talk to him enough


 No.145288

File: 8aa560c8be0f373⋯.png (52.89 KB, 217x615, 217:615, FiQaudm[1].png)

>this guy PMs you


 No.145289

>>145288

>Flea/Human hybrid

Why would you ever think fleas are cool?


 No.145291

>>145288

Oh shit, this guy!

This dude PMed one of my characters a long while back but I cannot remember what the fuck it was about, but I told him to fuck off pretty quickly after it became clear he was wasting my time.


 No.145294

>this guy tries to RP with your Danganronpa characters, but always disconnects

He wonders why I am discouraged from RPing with him.

https://www.f-list.net/c/Fujisaki%20-%20Chihiro


 No.145295

File: 9dc72a8dc09d590⋯.png (10.28 KB, 296x212, 74:53, 3152621.png)

>don't call me a special snowflake you're being condescending D:

>lolMRAs r the reel snoflaikes fuck 'em

trannies really are mentally ill

>>145230

>>145232

>>145234

>not good/bad enough to get spammed by /erp/ NERDs

thanks, i guess


 No.145297

File: 695eaa2f2817035⋯.png (67.9 KB, 444x440, 111:110, bythebuilder.png)

>>145284

Even worse

>You have the kind of character they like and have to approach them with it

>The RP is good but you're not as invested because you don't care about your own character

>It doesn't feel right either and you can't relate as much due to the issue of not caring about your character


 No.145298

>>145297

>you want to play with a certain archetype or archetypes

>Want to play with them with a specific character type

>they either dislike it and you need to change your approach, they they like it but you have no good ideas for your own character, or the two of us cannot figure out how to reason these two characters together

/ss/ profiles are so hard for me to write, I just want to play a little boy who gets affectionately mom-dommed to hell, and I don't even mind things getting rougher than that, I just don't know how to explain that without sounding like I fit all situations equally.


 No.145302

its

the

pet

pat


 No.145303

>>145295

But MRAs really are special snowflakes.


 No.145304

>>145303

Still laughable that a snowflake is calling people snowflakes while crying that being called a snowflake is annoying


 No.145305

>>145303

Until MRAs build up decades of faggotry and over-sensitive thought policing and a feelings-focused authoritarian streak, they will never be as bad as SJWs. Bad, yes, but not comparable to the cancer that is SJW-ism


 No.145310

File: b02db10b831502f⋯.png (40.94 KB, 625x626, 625:626, 1417434980851.png)


 No.145313

File: 56326377064d51d⋯.png (128.65 KB, 314x278, 157:139, 1495510845039.png)


 No.145314

>>145313

its

the

shub

club


 No.145320

>>145314

>shub

>club

But Shub isn't popular nor good enough to have a club.


 No.145325

>>145320

its

the

fai

government decontamination facility


 No.145326

File: fca2c2bf7e1c088⋯.png (493.65 KB, 853x470, 853:470, meirl.png)

>message very rough/mean dom player I like a lot

>"Hello Cunt"

>"Sorry that was rude and uncalled for"

>say its ok and lewd and i like his bully

>basically tells me he super doesn't wanna ever ERP with me again

Probably top 5 guy too. Felt bad unfriending him from all my characters ;_;


 No.145327

File: 928026f06ee4e55⋯.webm (1.11 MB, 720x404, 180:101, a big drink.webm)

>>145326

Jeez man that sucks. Rejection from the getgo is one thing but someone you really like telling you that they don't want to play with you anymore feels kinda like getting dumped.


 No.145328

>>145327

I kinda felt it coming which softened the blow, we've had creative/fetish differences in the past and had a mini falling out before.

But it feels bad yeah. He's basically raped/hatefucked all my girl characters silly and I loved it. he knew how to humiliate, degrade and break a uppity brat.


 No.145330

File: 58f160bf564f378⋯.jpg (112.96 KB, 1000x563, 1000:563, 58f.jpg)

>>145261

>this is what yanderes ACTUALLY BELIEVE


 No.145335

>>145303

I'm definitely not an MRA or a part of MGTOW myself, but you can see the blatant hypocrisy in that person's customs. He gets his panties in a bunch about people calling him a special snowflake while he calls others the exact same thing.


 No.145341

>>145320

>good enough

>elf

Shub is cute! CUTE!


 No.145342

>>145341

t. shub


 No.145343

>>145326

>>145327

>>145328

>he doesn't hate me and was just really irritated about IRL stuff

I feel our lewd relationship is strained but atleast I'm not in the dumpster. Although an ERP of getting raped and thrown in a dumpster would be up my alley.


 No.145354

>>145298

At least you get action from MILFs. Try playing a slightly generic human blue.

>MILFs are surprisingly hard to find

>If they exist they're usually /ss/ or into shemales

>Meanwhile the site is littered with 18-early 20 somethings who are equally bland and generic, furry or not

>Many MILFs don't understand how to do a good job at acting motherly

For me, being a MILF isn't just body or age, but also attitude.


 No.145355

I don't dislike Emma but I feel she's attentionwhoring hard lately.

inb4 she replies this with a spoiler


 No.145356

File: 659d3de14139cfa⋯.png (2.71 KB, 1421x42, 203:6, 1144632.png)

Here's to you, Emma and Quinn.


 No.145357

File: b54a7f7b3fcc988⋯.jpg (76.19 KB, 640x549, 640:549, OZR8g4F.jpg)

>>145356

How long till' she back?


 No.145358

>>145357

A week tops.


 No.145361

File: 412ddeb31284d0d⋯.jpg (64.36 KB, 284x297, 284:297, 1468892971924.jpg)

>>145356

But if I deleted my profile

Why is it still there?


 No.145363

File: c7685337508fa30⋯.jpg (8.31 KB, 259x194, 259:194, 1473107983126.jpg)

>>145361

I'm just playing with you.

I wish you'd do the same.


 No.145364

>>145363

Well I do need someone to help me work this dimensional paradox you've created out

Don't be afraid to approach me, anon!


 No.145365

>>145361

A witch.


 No.145366

File: 8721f2f599f4bcd⋯.jpg (22.89 KB, 163x120, 163:120, Newt.jpg)

>>145365

She turned me into a newt!


 No.145371

>>145356

you actually scared me for a second there, cunt


 No.145380

>>145354

>find one extremely great milf

>she wasn't on as often

>this was because of work, and it's understandable

>she made it sound like I was someone special to her

>happen to scroll over my online friends and bookmarks and she's on

>waiting for her to message me

>just go on about my thing hopefully

>check again in an hour, she's gone

>slowly start to feel betrayed and useless

>I was one of the people that helped her along through her rough times constantly

>now that she was doing well for herself I figured she didn't need me anymore

>decide to go to her directly about it and she just kinda coldly is fine with dropping me like I was totally meaningless to her

Feels bad man.


 No.145382

>>145380

Because you were?

Like what the fuck you seem autistic as hell. This is masturbation, and regardless of how much you've (((helped))) someone, uh. Guess what?

It's still a site devoted to rampant hedonism and type fucking, not being super best friends and uguu-kawaii emotions. You sound like a clingy shitter. Please kill yourself.


 No.145383

>>145294

what has been of the DR scene lately anyway? I haven't touched my couple characters in a long time.


 No.145384

File: 298599a9a632934⋯.jpg (21.62 KB, 600x553, 600:553, 1374050004435.jpg)


 No.145386

File: bb7405a5bd03927⋯.png (263.33 KB, 500x800, 5:8, 7cea7b58afcfc6d7df01a18146….png)

>>145380

Speaking as someone who has legitimately pinned for the same partner for a period of time that extended past two years in total - whose drive to write with pretty much anybody and everybody was dead during this time out of the need to keep myself available to said partner whilst making profiles for them and chatting constantly - and not getting more than a maximum of twelve posts spread out through various plays that never got anywhere I can safely say you are more autistic than I am fam.

Ya' need help.


 No.145387

>>144853

I'm guilty of the opposite, I'm so sorry.

>>145166

Which ones, anon? Literally all fetishes attract the worst kind of autists.


 No.145392

File: 6aa7e9bfcf11237⋯.gif (1013.2 KB, 352x348, 88:87, sonovabitch.gif)

>play characters with big dicks

>"omg you're so insecure" some pinks say

>while on their elf characters

>with GGG cup tits

>while on a roleplaying website

>where people can live out fantasies

there's this dumbass fucking double standard that any blue with a dick that's over 5 or 6 inches was written by an insecure dude but tits that weigh half that pink's body weight are a-ok I'd even argue that 2… 3… 5 extra inches to a fantasy character's cock is less telling of one's insecurities than a pink having humanly impossible curves

can't I just enjoy my big dicks in peace?


 No.145394

You should call out those big titty elves for being insecure. :^)


 No.145396

>>145392

I didn't even know this was a thing. The only time I think someone's compensating for their insecurities is when they're turbodoms whose every approach to anything sexual is tinged with oodles of rape, have trophy walls, or are those generic bitchbreaker profiles.

Y'know, like Fai.


 No.145397

File: 9bda5eb440f2a89⋯.jpg (62.8 KB, 800x596, 200:149, 9bda5eb440f2a89048c24e5ae8….jpg)

>>145396

Fai doesn't have trophy walls nor are their profiles generic bitchbreakers though, the fuck mate.


 No.145398

>>145397

Fai has trophy walls on each profile.


 No.145400

File: 8361bc0d013d14a⋯.png (241.16 KB, 540x540, 1:1, 458db90bec63f5a14151c17920….png)

>>145398

He's never had one on Danalia and none of his other profiles have trophy walls. And the shit he writes has too much effort and time put into it to be considered a generic bitchbreaker profile you mong. If you want reasons to rail on the faggot then there are plenty abound but at least find a decent one instead of excusing your shit writing and lack of popularity compared to his fuckhuge retarded as shit walls of text underneath boogeyman shit that isn't even true.


 No.145401

>>145400

Walls of fluff that can be trimmed down more than half their size does not constitute as good writing. Also, you seemed to exclude the big OR in that post up there. Rapey, trophy walls, OR generic bitchbreaker. Which Fai is, a generic worstgender bitchbreaker. It doesn't matter what they have, all they do is brag about fucking someone's gray matter to mush or something along those lines. All that backstory sure does work into that really well, I'm sure.


 No.145402

File: acbe438cac32d0f⋯.jpg (7.99 KB, 260x194, 130:97, I Maek Catraphats.jpg)

>>145401

>Walls of fluff that can be trimmed down

Which are trimmed down with most everybody I see him play with, the obvious exception being his waifu and from time to time Reis since those two enjoy that shit since it gives them more to work off of. His old stuff barely averaged 2000 characters per post and that is in no way, shape, or form a lot of writing. Hell his shit isn't even purple prose, his issue stems from an adamant refusal to separate paragraphs and an overabundance of details either near the end or the start of posts that can cause confusion without rereading that certain segment a few times.

>Which Fai is, a generic worst gender bitchbreaker

Whose profiles have more work put into them than . . . pretty much every bodies else I've seen around during the past two and a half to three years I've spent on this shithole and on F-List. If his profile was nothing more than a bunch of inlines with text photoshoped in them you might have a point but Fai never even used the eicon meme back when it was the hottest shit for your average bitchbreaker. If you want a generic bitchbreaker then look at Sierra Bighorn or that Reindeer shitter that propped up around the place as of recent. Hell, look at everybody in Blowjob Queens guestbook if you want to see generic shit. Just because you don't like something doesn't make it generic you nigger.

>All that backstory sure does work into that really well, I'm sure

It does? I mean I don't know what to tell you fam but of all the shit I've seen him share that wasn't of his Waifu or Reis, yeah it fucking did. It was literally involved in the canons of the characters. Even back in the day with Ye Olde everything he did on Danalia involved the elf being an Alchemist with a horsedick going around pounding asses.

Consider following Samuel's example.


 No.145403

File: 3eafce45a1639cd⋯.gif (2.59 MB, 341x245, 341:245, 1498521624993.gif)

I sometimes feel like my patience, spine and levels of hope are being tested.

>be GMTscum

>two (sometimes three) people PM me consistently every day past midnight, an hour where I'm at my most irritable

>they're all compatible with me, we share similar same kinks

>but every fucking day at this hour, they make drab and uninteresting small-talk with me

>they never try to conjure up any potential scenes

>they just tease and never RP with me, unless I figuratively grab them by the throat and tell them I want to RP right now

>but 80% of the time when I confront them with an RP idea they're """busy""" or are """about to leave"""

>interactions just consist of nothing but "Haha tell me about your past with 'x'" or 'Did you know I'm making this character' which they never use for RP once they're done making them

They're not even utter mongoloids of the emoticon-spamming kind, they just strike too much of the sensitive type, who also happened to forget what F-list was intended to be. People that play chubsters are coincidentally lazy and fucking annoying. It's such a painful correlation. I've enabled them too much in hopes of either of them actually coming to me with an RP idea, but now they adore following the same unproductive routine of sharing their personal life with me and trying to know my own personal experiences. I should straight up state that they're both being a pain in my ass (this kinda shit has been going on for almost a literal year too). Considering the lack of spine on my side, I should really just tell them to stop being obnoxious to me, right?


 No.145404

fai may be a literal subhuman, but he sure does know how to garner a following of devoted cocksleeves. you guys love talking about him so much that I wonder if this is just some sort of weird tsundere rp


 No.145405

File: 0da3121a7d4ebbc⋯.gif (1.09 MB, 500x281, 500:281, W3XcjTY.gif)

File: 5616f23a55ad7b1⋯.gif (1.08 MB, 500x281, 500:281, a27de9f69e1f0b03cb423da698….gif)

File: d65ec89e97f681c⋯.gif (766.87 KB, 500x517, 500:517, 1441828333076.gif)

>Fai has trophy walls on each profile

>I actually used to get blocked by really submissive subs who offered me spots on their profile because I told them to fuck off, I would never sully my profile with their presence

0/10. I don't even know what the fuck I'm reading from how blatantly false this shit is. Thanks anon-fam, I know I'm a shitter but jesus fucking christ.

Also

>Tinged with oodles of rape

>The majority of my logs are pretty fuckin' consensual or at least of dubious consent.

I don't understand if this is just trolling the fuck out of me or intentionally attempting to make the Fai Boogeyman meme even larger than it already is.


 No.145406

>>145403

I'm this >>145386 anon. Just take my word for it from personal experience, do it and save yourself the headache.


 No.145407

>>145405

Fai, the one good thing I'll say about you is that Holo is excellent taste.


 No.145411

File: 4913b5662057935⋯.gif (964.87 KB, 500x281, 500:281, tumblr_n8d206L8Kp1s83r1qo1….gif)

>>145407

You're a keeper Anon, I will name you Anonymous and have you as mine. This is non negotiable.


 No.145413

File: 658118e59a9c48f⋯.jpg (119.37 KB, 540x770, 54:77, bestcover.jpg)

>>145411

Only if we can read the books together.


 No.145416

File: d6e29639e13582e⋯.gif (166.8 KB, 100x100, 1:1, DICKHEAD.gif)

>>145402

You make it sound like involving the canon of a character is some impossible task if it's just "i alchemized horse peen now I fuck with horse peen". Super complex stuff.

Just because you do like something doesn't make it unique, moron. Because, let me reiterate, all they do is turn people into cocksleeves. That's it. That's all. That's the depth of their character. Wow look at all this superfluous text, I'm so amazed by- wait nevermind we're moving onto the "drool on my horsedick you pleb" act. It's just like BBC profiles who try to be fancy with fucking inlines filled to the brim with text, and then dropdowns filled with MORE text that describes their special snowflake. But in the end, they're just generic "imma smash a white bitch" character.

Who the fuck is Samuel.

>>145405

Dubcon is still rape. How many people do you know that have said no to someone and then were "coerced" into doing it, only to find out that they liked it? People are pretty fuckin adamant when they don't want sex. There isn't a magic switch in their head that goes from off to on when a dick goes into them.


 No.145418

>>145416

>That's it. That's all.

Nigga are you seriously going down this route? Are you seriously implying that what you do something more on both a board of a chan and on a site with a chat-client whose main purpose is to write out smut with another faggot is not to write out said smut? Are you actually implying you're writing serious literature with another person and developing a lasting and complex relationship that will sprawl into years of friendship and complex writing worthy of a Pulitzer prize? Cause that's what I'm getting out of this retardation.

Just because you don't enjoy the same kinks as him does not make his shit generic famalam. Of all the shit out there his profile actually has work put into it and comparing it to shit like Ram Bitch, Sierra Bighorn, or your typical BBC profile is fucking disingenuous as fuck and objectively false. I'm almost tempted to just post my old profiles and show you your retarded as fuck grading system is just that, retarded.

>Dubcon

Most of his shit is consensual with the odd dubcon. Granted it ends in Snuff a fair bit of the time but the scene itself is still consensual nigga.


 No.145420

>>145413

Can it be schlock B-rate novelists?

>>145416

>drool on my horsedick you pleb

I really wish I have said that, because that line is golden. Shame Danalia isn't a noble in any way shape or form.

>I'mmah smash a white bitch

>TFW most of my partners currently are islanders / niggers

W-what.

>dubcon is still rape

>When most of my partners adore the idea of their character wanting sex but not wanting to you know, go full turboslut, so you have to give them a swat on the ass and a fabrication of logic to get them to fall to their knees and drool on my horsecock like plebs.

Maybe IRL, but dubcon in type fucking is the furthest thing you can get from rape whilst still being outside of the vanilla range.


 No.145421

File: ee08e6eaecbe78b⋯.jpg (54.75 KB, 512x512, 1:1, E9xePVUc.jpg)

>>145413

Also, have some more Slutsune. I forgot. Got preoccupied wondering what the fuck this white fuckboy is talking about and making type-fucking great again.


 No.145422

>fai

kys


 No.145423

>>145402

>look at Blowjob Queens guestbook

Wooooow leave them alone you big bully!


 No.145431

>>145396

I've run into that type recently.

>Oh you have tentacles? I have 30000 of them too.

>And can make them size of the moon.

Yes really that is actually what he declared.

>/me's something about his dragon voring everyone in the channel at once

>somebody doesn't like that but instead of ignoring teleports out

>bitch I am a god of all realities , *teleports you back in the belly and locks down spacetime*

Again, verbatim

>the guy warps out again

>he warps him back in

>they do it one more time before he quits the channel

Fucking dragons, man, the most autistic egowankers out of the whole furries cesspit.


 No.145432

>>145404

Getting such following is fucking trivial.


 No.145433

>>145432

Their point was the fact that /erp/ does a whole bunch of talking about me that it almost seems like a meta RP in and of itself, not that I have an actual following of cock sleeves (cause I don't).

Did that whoosh too far over your head, fam?


 No.145434

>>145432

this tbh. when I was eager and in to ~being a e-star~ I garnered, like… 800 twitter followers for my shitty fursona and fursuit in about a year.


 No.145435

>>145431

member when I was a fool and went to the dragons channel; they act exactly how you'd imagine the dragons in dark souls acted to get challenged and killed by everyone and the kitchen sink


 No.145436

>>145431

You know what you must do

Post the dragon's profile


 No.145448

File: 7d7faae26b00184⋯.png (257.27 KB, 438x408, 73:68, 1403319398013.png)

>character you really, really like

>but the person playing it is a cringe clingy autist


 No.145450

>>145420

It was a comparison.

Use the pleb line at your leisure. Finding ways to discredit you is a literary exercise in itself, you deserve a reward for giving me practice.


 No.145451

>>145450

I don't know if my attempt at joking was that bad, or this nigger is severely autistic.


 No.145453

>>145420

No. We read the Spice and Wolf novels that the anime was based on you fool.


 No.145458

>>145453

Can SEVEN APPLES ON THE WITCHES TREEEEEEEEE

Be blaring at all times?


 No.145474

>>145458

>Not the opening from season 1

Bad taste Fai. That song is so calming.


 No.145485

Calling all Emmas, calling all Emmas!


 No.145486

>>145485

What's up hombre?


 No.145487

File: 97c609b2e49522d⋯.swf (9.16 MB, フレンダを分解したい.swf)

>>145486

Don't call me hombre. Only I get to call myself hombre, furendo.


 No.145488

File: 9b42cdc26d77e84⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 78.16 KB, 600x600, 1:1, elvis.jpg)


 No.145489

File: d65ec89e97f681c⋯.gif (766.87 KB, 500x517, 500:517, 1441828333076.gif)

>>145474

Y-you don't want to sing bad english with me, arm in arm with mug of ale in our hand?


 No.145494

>>145489

No, I want peaceful book reading. We can enjoy some ale though.


 No.145495

File: edc3b3fd921ef6a⋯.swf (4.41 MB, Fuck the system.swf)

Emma told me to complain about her sleeping, so here I am.

Fuck sleep.


 No.145497

File: be961701d34123c⋯.jpg (599.61 KB, 1000x965, 200:193, 1499915114104.jpg)

So I'm convinced Petxansca, Shub and Fai are the same autistic fuck.


 No.145498

File: 4c4532fdd6a9401⋯.png (17.9 KB, 240x142, 120:71, 4c4532fdd6a9401308eb267cea….png)

>>145497

I'd sooner kill myself than be Shub.

Petxansca looks like a fuckboy fag, but I could probably live with it.

>Shub 'I want people to treat me like a HUMAN BEAN'

Pls go.


 No.145499

File: f11e506f70a41fb⋯.gif (147.07 KB, 223x222, 223:222, 1489577016093.gif)

>>145498

PETERBEQUAL THE SLIME DRAGON

ITS YOU


 No.145502

Haha Rubber Doggo


 No.145503

i was linked so i'll take the bait

why do people still care about me. i use one room and one discord associated with /erp/. i haven't typefucked in ages. i'm a literal who, please stop giving me attention thanks.


 No.145517

File: d426ac03caa2809⋯.jpg (34.99 KB, 800x477, 800:477, Sassaflash and Tsathoggua.jpg)

>>145503

You are horrible, please kill yourself.


 No.145519

>>145495

Sleepshame all the sleepsluts! No sleep for anybody until we're done!


 No.145520

>>145519

I'll draw eyes on your eyelids, you runt.


 No.145521

>>145498

There is literally nothing wrong with being a fuccboi.


 No.145522

>>145521

fuckboy*


 No.145523

>People who have less than ten prime canon names.

Subhumans


 No.145524

>People who have more than two actual profiles

Subhumans


 No.145531

File: 5c3f01eb859c08d⋯.png (429.51 KB, 500x500, 1:1, 1500006566897.png)

>partner is great at story stuff but absolute shit during smut time

shit is the worst kind of disappointment when you don't see it coming. I'd rather have the opposite; at least I could slam their head against a wall and start raping them or something whenever I lose my patience with them


 No.145532

>>145521

Ehhhh….

Yeah no everything is wrong with being a fuckboy. Pls go.


 No.145560

File: 42974e9d143f457⋯.png (153.07 KB, 351x351, 1:1, 1499698688510.png)

>>145531

>tfw you're good at story but horrible at smut

It feels just as bad on the other side, my friend


 No.145579

>>145560

>tfw you hate everything you write (and yourself) but every person you play with tells you how amazing you are


 No.145580

>>145579

I know that feel anon


 No.145586

File: 9083accddb4aada⋯.jpg (117.56 KB, 954x405, 106:45, me on the far center.jpg)

>>145579

>tfw you hate everything you write and yourself and no one's ever told you you're any good because you don't play with total shitters who get impressed by any triple digit word count


 No.145587

File: 469b57e94017d72⋯.jpg (99.22 KB, 500x555, 100:111, 1499965659961.jpg)

>>145579

>tfw your character is also popular, meaning you have a bunch of people who want to play with you

>tfw it doesn't make you feel appreciated or proud, it just makes you worry you'll end up disappointing them all somehow


 No.145589

Emma is the worst


 No.145591


 No.145592

>>145589

I agree


 No.145593

>>145592

I agree as well


 No.145594

>>145586

>triple digit

>triple

I'll assume that was a typo


 No.145595

>>145593

I'm glad we can come to an understanding


 No.145597

>>145594

No wonder, you are one of those shitters.

Here, I will demonstrate a triple digit word count, and just to piss someone off, I'll do it in /me

Anonymous calmly explains to another Anonymous how fucking wrong he is in not so many words as to bore him, but enough to make a point. Eloquent and brief in its entirety, it explains exactly how much of a faggot Anonymous (not that one) is without going into too much detail - just enough to demonstrate to the audience how utterly reprehensible his practices are, but not to such a degree as to disgust the audience, as some particular features of his faggotitude are too vile to even mention in passing. Then, briefly, Anonymous tells the other Anonymous off for not being able to use even a basic amount of words to describe a situation, reminding him that while brevity is, in fact, wit, neither is the phrase 'put it in' so descriptive as to make you a fucking poet.

That's a triple digit wordcount right there, you fuck.


 No.145598

>>145595

That's good. I can't picture anyone worse than Emma


 No.145599

>>145598

I know right? How can somebody be such an awful, terrible person


 No.145600

>>145599

So awful they cannot stop calling themselves horrible things in public. Only an awful person could do that


 No.145601

>>145600

Exactly! It's bad enough that they're such an awful person, but then they have to go and spread it everywhere everybody can see it!


 No.145602

>>145601

They must be really egotistical to never stop talking about themselves. Emma is just the worst


 No.145604

>>145602

That's right! She's the worst human being who's ever lied bar none, the egotistical sack of shit!


 No.145605

>>145603

So horrible she can't even spoiler things right


 No.145606

>>145605

Stop hating on yourself for making a mistake Emma


 No.145607

>>145606

I won't! I'm the mistake!


 No.145608

>>145607

Yeah, it's a mistake that I'm not there to give you hugs right about now


 No.145609

>>145608

Someone as horrible as me doesn't deserve any hugs or any adoration at all


 No.145610

>>145609

I can't hear you over the sound how much I want to hug you


 No.145611

>>145610

I can't hear you over the sound of my sobbing


 No.145612

>>145611

I've sent you hugs through the mail, they should be delivered to you next week


 No.145613

>>145612

I will likely commit suicide by Friday because of how much I hate myself


 No.145614

>>145613

There aren't any cute cats in Hell, Emma


 No.145615

>>145614

I've been there plenty, there are tons of cats!


 No.145616

>>145615

Your personal Hell is a world without cats, Emma - thus Hell can't have any cats in it!


 No.145617

>>145616

I've been lied to. All the more reason to end it all!


 No.145618

>>145617

But think of all the cats you're going to leave behind! It's not worth it!


 No.145619

>>145618

They can take care of themselves better than I ever have since I'm so useless


 No.145620

>>145619

Ha! I've caught you now! The real Emmers would never turn down a cat!


 No.145621

File: 61d317b4bc90c9b⋯.png (215.78 KB, 294x302, 147:151, 1492549446666.png)


 No.145622

>>145620

But then who was phone?


 No.145623

>>145622

Wait, who are we again?


 No.145624

>>145623

We are the dead


 No.145625

>>145624

Well we did crash the thread

With no survivors


 No.145626

>>145625

What's the bump limit? We could us a 8itching Thread: Emma edition.


 No.145627

>>145626

I think the bump limit is somewhere up at 700 replies

At this pace we can hit it but that seems dumb even for us


 No.145628

File: d7215d2f31e9dba⋯.jpg (5.47 KB, 124x121, 124:121, autistic blackbird.jpg)


 No.145629

>>145627

We can do it! I believe in uh… myself.


 No.145630

>>145629

Since when does Emma believe in herself

Don't you mean you believe in your ability to shitpost


 No.145631

File: 7fed878c49d31ab⋯.png (408.87 KB, 496x1171, 496:1171, erika.png)

>>145630

Yes something like that

I believe in the shitpost that believes in you


 No.145632

>>145631

That's the shitposting spirit I want to see

Now go out and shitpost to the extreme!


 No.145633

>>145632

Aren't we already?


 No.145634

>>145633

…This is true

Just continue to shitpost to the extreme then


 No.145635

You're more obnoxious than Fai and your cheap writing isn't better than his. You don't have amusingly retarded ideas to support, your only asset is your manic attentionwhoring spree.

Please gb2 /soc/ emma, pretending to be nice doesn't make you likable nor less of an eyesore.


 No.145636

>>145634

No

I'll go roll around with my cats instead


 No.145637

File: 094b3499d4fa8fb⋯.jpg (83.38 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, you can just turn it off i….jpg)


 No.145638

File: 8361bc0d013d14a⋯.png (241.16 KB, 540x540, 1:1, 8361bc0d013d14a5a7a883ae3b….png)


 No.145639

>>145638

Tell us more, anon.


 No.145641

File: d51878cd5e360ce⋯.jpg (402.59 KB, 1024x1196, 256:299, emma's desk.jpg)


 No.145644

save us Fai


 No.145658

>>145644

In a world without Fai, nothing remains but (((cute))) and (((adorable))) Emma posting.

You have wished this upon yourself, scum. You are damned.


 No.145680

>>145635

I'd have to agree with this. You know you must be fucking garbage when you start making Fai look reasonable.


 No.145681

>>145597

No one would be impressed by that though


 No.145682

>>145680

I know right


 No.145683

>>145681

You'd be fucking surprised.


 No.145684

I really love Emma. She's the best, and is 100% waifu material.


 No.145687

>>145683

I realized a lot of people actually try to roleplay via mobile recently so I can see why that might seem like a lot


 No.145688

>>145687

>Roleplay via mobile

For what purpose?


 No.145690

>>145688

Because they're lazy shitters.

The vast majority either can't type more than two paragraphs or just load it up with redundant filler with no substance.


 No.145694

>>145684

And here we have the Anti-Emma, a positive charge baryonic particle.


 No.145786

File: f1cdc14dd90efc1⋯.gif (1.29 MB, 195x229, 195:229, edc.gif)

>When people bring up their political opinions completely unprovoked on a typefucking site

Why do people do this? Is it to stir drama? Not being able to keep it in their pants? Do they want someone to argue with or to hear people agree with them?


 No.145791

>>145786

I had this issue with a Vivian James player. The one I played with would not shut the fuck up about SJWs and Feminism ruining everything whenever we chatted OOC, and if I didn't totally agree with them on every little thing they'd fly off the handle. They were a good rper, but dealing with that bullshit was annoying.

I'm up for laughing at SJWs now and then, but this dude invests way too much into it getting legitimately angry. I kinda feel like anyone who puts anything political in their kinks list is like this. (Unless if it's fetish related I guess).

Of course the other side isn't great either. But I guess the retardation hurts more when it's from the team I consider myself to be apart of.


 No.145793

>>145681

I had people very impressed by less when I took up on some randos for laughs.

With friends, I freely vary between 50 and 300 words in a post depending on the pacing and amount of action going on - with no bragging or putting down for the length in either direction.

>>145687

>>145688

I occasionally do some casual things on phone with friends - but friends only because they are chill with lower speed.

The 'why on phone' is because I ain't touching obviously skeevy shit like f-list on corporate internet.


 No.145797

>Grammar/Punct. Dictators

>If you dictate the skill of an RPer by their grammatical skills, and you choose to pick grammar over content, we wont be lasting long. Some people aren't good at grammar, some people cant use grammar. Some people cannot punctuate well, and some people cannot capitalize their words well. If I am judged by my grammar, and not my skill at RPing, then we cannot RP together. I like to have breaks from perfect grammar.

Sometimes I wonder if these niggers ever went to school.


 No.145799

File: e6726e5a8ecd80a⋯.png (27.6 KB, 965x195, 193:39, are you fukin serious.png)

>>145797

I am mystified by why the fuck he has that while having pretty ok level.

>plug into search

>find picrelated

[WTF intensifies]


 No.145800

File: 1ab82aa60e77e23⋯.png (252.57 KB, 326x381, 326:381, 1ab.png)

>they keep flirting with me

>but we have no kinks in common


 No.145801

>>145800

They're desperate and want anything that could possibly arouse themselves, even smalltalk.


 No.145857

File: 0320c6c7e8be881⋯.png (40.57 KB, 300x300, 1:1, rape dog.png)

>see profile name that seems fairly self-descriptive

>open up profile

>expectations instantly betrayed


 No.145869

>>145857

>the name is actually ironic


 No.145909

File: 95903ba5fd26cd9⋯.jpg (64.04 KB, 736x980, 184:245, d8d9551f98600b40f80208e93e….jpg)

>Suck That Girl Cock Trash in the 8chan room

I've counted two regulars

https://www.f-list.net/c/Drowpig

https://www.f-list.net/c/litchi%20futa%20ling/

Both of which are 100% shitters


 No.145911

File: ad8a482fe78997b⋯.png (28.24 KB, 186x208, 93:104, ad8a482fe78997ba08a593aad9….png)

>>145909

>If you're looking for a quarter of a day's scene that takes 15 to 30 minutes per post, filled with a Lovecraftian amount of detail

>15 to 30 minutes

>Lovecrafting amount of detail


 No.145913

File: 8dd4a47ee0f88ac⋯.png (256.31 KB, 700x473, 700:473, 1ae21a3f712049a8c4ec084da0….png)

>>145911

Let's be fair, 5k characters are such an amount of detail for the majority of /erp/


 No.145914

>>145911

You could say one of Fai's usual posts contains Lovecraftian amounts of detail. Lovecraftian in the sense that they're so bad they usually make you recoil in horror from their sheer immensity, knowing that, thankfully, you will never be able to equal such an amount of complete bullshit.


 No.145915

File: 73fe8235d2fda4f⋯.png (86.61 KB, 173x270, 173:270, 1447170464138.png)

>>145913

I mean it's fair if this person just wants some quick lewds and just wants to get off right now but even my wordiest partners have never produced something can be described as 'lovecraftian' in that time-span


 No.145923

>>145909

>Drowpig

Attention whore that never roleplays unless you're also an attention whore and it's always just to gain more attention by using you as a billboard.

t. someone they used as a springboard back in the day

>Lichi Futa Ling

Shitter that puts out for everyone and completely lacks self-awareness for just how bad they are.

t. someone that attempted to tap that

>>145911

>>145913

>>145915

Actual "Lovecraftian" is less impressive than you would imagine. It's mainly allusions rather than actual details. Fear of the unknown kind of thing.

That's a good clue that someone doesn't actually read Lovecraft. >>145914 has the right idea.


 No.145925

File: aaf68e4e65be2d2⋯.jpg (744.53 KB, 1692x1359, 188:151, tell me about your dreams,….jpg)

>>145923

>tfw read and really like Lovecraft's stuff, but not for the reasons everyone else does

>you will never guide someone's hand as they first descend the seventy sleeps of light slumber

>you will never trawl the Dreamlands with someone else, seeking stories of civilizations long dead, buried and forgotten

>you will never jump together from the rooftops of Celephaïs to the barren flats of the Moon

>you will never seek a long lost friend among the ghouls of the underworld

>you will never cuddle together beneath the sky-high canopy of Hyperborea with fear in mind of the great thing slumbering underneath


 No.145926

>>145925

>tfw you see exactly how you got in, but you don't have the strength left to get out


 No.146003

File: dc4306077dcb8b7⋯.jpg (68.08 KB, 448x513, 448:513, 1467022354628.jpg)

>Do something exceptionally stupid last night

>Wake up expecting to hear about it but find nothing

>tfw you're not sure it's because it wasn't so bad after all or if they just don't want anything to do with you


 No.146004

>>146003

I'm sure they still like you.


 No.146006

File: 37e8ecba70a10cc⋯.png (121.19 KB, 207x335, 207:335, 9db.png)

>>146004

I wouldn't blame them if they didn't


 No.146009

File: 8ef76417c2fd2f3⋯.jpg (48.45 KB, 483x392, 69:56, 1355590343200.jpg)

>>146006

You better apologize right away, Anon

Get it off yer chest


 No.146028

>rando messages me asking if I'm looking

>tell them I'm clearly not set to looking

"yeah but you're not set to busy so I figured I'd ask :/"

So not only do they think I'm just sitting around horny waiting for someone to offer themselves to me, but they try to pull this guilt shit? They had an alright character and under different circumstances I may have been up to fuck 'em, but that fucking approach was a surefire way to make sure they don't get anything from me.


 No.146029

>>146028

While you're technically correct you just come off as a douche in this situation.


 No.146030

>>146029

To be fair, the guy bugging them was pretty autistic.


 No.146031

File: 9573f8a1bcc4b46⋯.gif (1.96 MB, 340x255, 4:3, walk away.gif)

File: b769738e35f900c⋯.gif (2.73 MB, 240x135, 16:9, walk away 2.gif)

this is more creepy than anything

>find person with younger characters on their Faves

>in fact it's their major kink

>they have 3DPD pics but I don't care, still hot

>"ayyyy bby u wan sum fug"

>they reply with, "sorry, I only play with people with RL pics"

>nope.png

>just now

>be looking for a new partner

>"ohhh this guy's kinks are alright"

>they have jailbait pics of little girls as his references

>one of the pics is from a kid who looks to be 7

>NOPE.webm


 No.146032

>>146028

>>146030

Don't be fucking stupid anon. People have to ask because barely anyone uses their status lights at all. You sperged out over nothing.


 No.146036

>>146031

Why aren't you reporting the pedoes?


 No.146037

>>146032

>People have to ask because barely anyone uses their status lights at all.

What kind of autism is this?


 No.146041

>>146029

>>146032

How is "No, I'm not looking" sperging out or a douche move?

Stop that. Get some help. You're as bad as the people who spam me with "Hey are you busy" when I'm Away or even Busy.


 No.146045

>>146037

Not really autism at all.

If you have a semi decent or popular profile, all the looking status does is light the shitter bacon.

At that certain point, it's more shit than not, so people just don't use it and go pming people when online. (Or vice versa) Of course, then you have to deal with online and able or rp vs just online and occupied or whatever.

The whole system is fucked and needs fixing.


 No.146047

>>146029

>>146032

I'm not even mad about being messaged/approached while just sitting online. It was just the dumbest fucking way to approach someone. It's like they can't read or actively ignore the status.


 No.146050

>set up a scene with someone for a later time

>contact them the next time they're on with no response

>repeat ad-nausea

>they log in while I have my status set to Away, ask if I'm there, then log out as soon as I start typing

>confusedlook.jpg

>assume they're just not interested and unfriend them

>they do the same thing sometime later

Tempted to ignore and move on since they also didn't respond to my note.


 No.146052

tfw emma died


 No.146057

>>146052

I've been dead on the inside this entire time, you just never noticed


 No.146058

>>146057

I think you need another hug.


 No.146059

I need a hug too


 No.146062

>>146058

Can't turn down Anon's prescription

>>146059

C'mere, I'll get you one


 No.146064

>>145923

for some reason, posts like these make me scared that I may be a part of someone's personal shitlist


 No.146069

>>146064

Only be worried if you're consciously an asshole, otherwise that shitlist doesn't matter.


 No.146078

File: 55aed59f1a904ad⋯.png (180.09 KB, 326x381, 326:381, 1ab82aa60e77e23fe6ad0d34a6….png)

>be in chat

>people start complaining about shitters cause they're well, shit

>its the typical complaints, people cant read, dont pay attention to sexualities, etc

>all of a sudden mods come out of nowhere and ask the conversation to stop

> Johnathan One: Can we move the discussion on to something else please? Bitching about whole groups of people is not really what the public rooms are for.

I won't be surprised if the mods were shitters themselves.


 No.146080

>>146078

The mods once closed a private room dedicated to bitching and venting.


 No.146089

>get a note from #1 favorite partner and good friend that you haven't seen in a few days

>they say they're taking leave of F-list for some time for personal reasons

>have no other way of contacting them

>don't even know if they'll see the reply note you sent

>tfw you've never had any other partners you've meshed as well with by a massive margin

>tfw you have no idea if you'll ever see them again


 No.146091

File: c692e4fdddc79f1⋯.png (13.6 KB, 405x172, 405:172, wew lad.png)

This shit trying to get hot type fucking


 No.146093

>Send a note to a person, asking them to elaborate on a custom kink that seems interesting but has no description

>No response after several days after they've been online several times

>Send a note to a person who seems like they'd be a good match. Said person is currently offline.

>No response after several days, but they've been online several times.

>Send a note to a person informing them that some of the links on their profile are broken.

>No response, not even a "thanks"

>Get a note from a profile I'm not reeaaally interested in. Talk back and forth. Gets me convinced to set up an RP because the idea is good, despite it not even encompassing any of my favourite kinks. Get into it, RP over notes. RP goes fairly well, it's enjoyable and we finish it.

>Tell him thanks. He asks me what I'm going to do now. Tell him I'm going to look for someone else to indulge in my favourite kinks (none of which he is into)

>He insists that I tell him what exactly I want to do.

>I tell him.

>"Well, I'm not into all that. Let's start our new RP off light, with x and y kinks." (which is only a minor fraction of what I want to do)

>Reiterate that I know he's not into all that stuff, so we won't RP.

>"Okay, we can talk about other things!"

>Sure, that's acceptable.

>Have a nice conversation about hobbies

>Hour later, he's back to asking about RPing and insisting we RP what he wants.

>>145800

This. Literally all my faves and most of my yes kinks are in their no list, but they either won't read them or are incredibly desperate.


 No.146109

Should I still continue to ERP now since I have kinda sorta started to date a guy? I really like him and all, and while we arent really that serious yet, I kinda feel bad when I ERP with other people knowing that I am kinda seeing him?


 No.146110

File: 509ecc86ee93bc3⋯.gif (1.39 MB, 478x360, 239:180, lewd.gif)

>>146109

Think of it like interactive porn, anon. Or collaborative fapfiction.

But! If you really feel bad about it, you don't have to keep doing it. It's really up to you, and what you feel comfortable with.


 No.146119

>>146093

I've lost hope on approaching people through notes, the cunts I approach are simply too fucking bitchy and rarely reply. Geez if I went through the effort of writing you a lengthy note detailing what I like about your profile, several story scenarios and a dozen kinks in your Faves I expect at least a curtsy "Sorry not interested!" in return, it's the silence that kills me.

>>146109

Unless you've gotten feelings for an RP partner in the past I don't see why you should stop. But maaaaybe don't tell him about your hobby and hide it as best as you can, I can easily see him getting freaked out by it or made to feel insecure. If you do stop playing, though, make sure you update your characters letting everybody know you're taking a break for the foreseeable future.


 No.146121

>>146110

>>146119

Thanks for the responses guys! Its strange to say, but ERPing is a guilty pleasure of mine (and I assume many others here haha), and its been quite a balancing act between this 'hobby' and other obligations.

Maybe I will still continue but for shorter scenes and stuff I guess?


 No.146129

>>146050

>unfriend them

>>they do the same thing sometime later

That's not how that works. How can they unfriend you if you already unfriended them?


 No.146142

>>146129

I'm guessing that anon noticed losing a bookmark and naturally assumed it was the other player


 No.146153

>>146129

>>146142

>this lack of reading comprehension

I'll make it more obvious for you in the case that you aren't joking - they, again, logged in while I'm AFK, ask me if I'm here, and then logged out as I started typing. I was confused about it the first time, so I unfriended them, but it happened again because they still had me bookmarked.


 No.146171

File: 0ea61814adfc542⋯.png (2.62 MB, 1600x1280, 5:4, MHA_kabegami_A.png)

>Show comes out

>Website fills with FOTM rpers who are 100% garbage roleplaying their character

>Shitty OCs of heros come out of the woodwork further making it more shit

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck


 No.146172

>>146171

>implying 90% of canon profiles aren't just used to get internet friends


 No.146178

>>146121

I have a girlfriend and I ERP. It depends on your partner whether they'd be okay with it. Mine certainly wouldn't be, so I keep it secret from her.

But many modern people might find it acceptable. It's less gross to partners than actual pornography, the issue stems from the fact that you're connecting with another human being rather than just watching premade videos.

If I brought it up, I'd probably describe it as "collaborative story writing" rather than erotic roleplay, and much later gradually mention that occasionally the stories have sex scenes. My partner knows I like to write stories a lot so it'd make sense.


 No.146188

File: 970796287991c37⋯.jpg (78.71 KB, 600x680, 15:17, d3763a0e9c34f845da0d620f2f….jpg)

>>146171

The sad part is I've thought of RPing as a character from My Hero Academia…

Maybe someone like Himiko Toga or something, but I'unno yet.


 No.146189

>>146171

There were a lot of Hero characters before the anime came out though, and considering that Bones seems to intend to adapt the entire manga; there'll always be demand for hero characters. Plus the setting is flexiable as hell, you have this huge cast of characters, and OCs can be integrated pretty easily.

Unlike shows like Dragonmaid which were only relevant when they were airing, I feel like most of the Hero characters that'll prop up will stick around for a while.


 No.146190

File: c93aefd8ee8f4bb⋯.jpg (34.98 KB, 706x397, 706:397, 1394249_Japanese_KeyArt-Of….jpg)

>>146189

Exactly. Not sure why there's so many haters when it comes to OCs being a thing in My Hero Academia on F-List. Anywhere else they are highly encouraged to be made along with the canons like >>146188 posted.

I have seen a Hero Academia Discord RP server already, and am sure there's plenty more.


 No.146191

>>146109

Oh shit, what's good, Elliot?


 No.146198

>>146190

99% of the time OCs are hot trash


 No.146219

EMMA


 No.146220

>>146219

Yes that's me what's up anon


 No.146221

>>146220

SPEAK TO ME


 No.146222

>>146221

I'm talking to you right now!

…Well, writing to you actually


 No.146223

>>146222

MAKE LOVE TO ME


 No.146224

>>146223

But we can't do that, this isn't the thread for that!


 No.146225

>>146224

ARE YOU GIVING UP ON ME?


 No.146226

>>146225

No! I'm just saying we can't do the do in public!


 No.146227

>>146226

YOU'RE LETTING ME DOWN


 No.146228

>>146227

But think of the children!


 No.146229

>>146228

YOU'RE RUNNING AROUND AND DESERTING ME, EMMA


 No.146230

File: 5e1a50b98dfd2f6⋯.jpg (355.31 KB, 850x593, 850:593, sample_d9de30ad3f310ba7cce….jpg)

>Spoiler fags fill up the thread with meaningless trash yet again

Man if only there was a way to chat… like some sort of website dedicated to this, or maybe discord.


 No.146231

>>146230

And here comes the futashitter to shit it back up in their own way.


 No.146232

File: 14a0e87ec702ce4⋯.png (651.12 KB, 1280x1123, 1280:1123, 3020548.png)

Did someone say ponies?


 No.146233

File: 033996bb23b0a7a⋯.jpg (30.59 KB, 304x593, 304:593, donald duck boner.jpg)


 No.146234

https://fstatus.stormweyr.dk/c/Andrea%20Piaf

I don't know whether to laugh or pity.


 No.146244

File: 0d2e644d38ef0a8⋯.gif (1.56 MB, 480x270, 16:9, endlesstrash.gif)

>Custom kink about literal worship

>Boner.jpg

>Approach

>Says appearance is one way to be worshipped and relation to their tribe

>Is vague about the whole thing

>Claims it has to make sense

>Ask to expand

>It has to be believable


 No.146247

>A new Bloatfly-like dom appears

>Straight male

It's days like this that make me wonder why I even bother with this hobby.


 No.146248

>>146234

It's just another rape profile who doesn't get raped.

Not special, is it?


 No.146250

>>146234

I don't get the joke. What's funny about it?


 No.146252

>>146250

There is nothing funny. It's just Ezra.


 No.146256

File: 146dca478002804⋯.png (29.22 KB, 492x142, 246:71, Screen_Shot_2017-02-19_at_….png)

>>146252

I don't have the sideways smiley face blown up several hundred times reaction picture. So you can have this one.


 No.146257

File: 9c578e38edcd9e5⋯.png (170.34 KB, 480x482, 240:241, vlcsnap-2017-07-07-16h23m2….png)

>>146256

[insert some cool and aloof comment to seem like a total badass here]


 No.146261

File: e51972873ea648c⋯.png (2.87 KB, 542x33, 542:33, e7ea1628402b50c3a2089243b0….png)

Now look what you bullies did.


 No.146262

>>146234

>character deleted

awwh, you hurt their feelings…


 No.146263

>>146261

Shame. I was gonna rape it.


 No.146265

File: 448f310bc5ef8a2⋯.jpg (28.9 KB, 506x411, 506:411, luigi this isn't weed.jpg)


 No.146266

File: 29d0492a5451014⋯.jpg (638.04 KB, 1129x828, 1129:828, IS SHE GOING TO DO IT THIS….jpg)

>>146261

Place your bets! Which one of their profiles is it gonna be next?


 No.146278

>>146234

>>146261

damn, would've played with them a bunch if our damn timezones weren't so incompatible


 No.146280

>>146266

Jokes on you, I deleted like five of 'em.

So, ya know. All bets are off at this point.

>>146263

Apparently there's a silver lining to every deleted character, huh.


 No.146282

I wish I could stop being a tease and actually play instead of making more profiles


 No.146287

>>146282

It's okay, Emma.


 No.146293

>>146282

Are they at least erotic?


 No.146298

Guys, I approached a shitter and he sucks but now he's clinging onto me and won't let go. What the fuck do I do? I don't know how to get rid of him because I fear he'll stalk my every move on another profile if I block him


 No.146302

>>146298

Block him. If he drags in another profile, report him.

He won't recover from that.


 No.146322

Is asking if your partner came after playing an OOC violation? Because I feel like it is, yet I've seen several profiles that say they want you to tell them if you came.


 No.146326

>>146322

Coercing the information out of the other partner is. But not if they willingly divulge that information to you.

Overall it's mostly in bad tastes and probably a double standard with gender. But there is some, very limited use for it. Since well. Climaxing does affect the high brain function and if somebody climaxed. Male or female chances are the quality of posts is going to take a dip, either in length, response time, or both…

That being said I don't tell them to tell me like "WAS IT GOOD FOR YOU TOO!?!?!?!" But rather just as a "Do you need a minute to recompose and or stop here?" Type thing if I suspect it happened. But yeah most people just want ego stroking.


 No.146327

>>146302

I tried to humor him for one session, after all I finally found a guy that likes my creatures. Might as well give him a chance?

Bad fucking idea, he tells me that he's a professional writer even though he told me it's "too hard to spellcheck" when I told him that his spelling is kinda shitty and he can easily fix it with the right tools and can't even capitalize the letter I properly. Fuck it, I have nothing better to do tonight than watch the original Spiderman so I might as well roll with it, he doesn't give me a limit on what I can post as a starter so I chuck out a two paragraph thing to start the story and set the atmosphere. You want to know what the fuck he replies? A little over three lines response, most of which was repeating what I said but he did at least make an attempt to move the story along by showing another element of the atmosphere so I'll give credit.where credit is due. I chuck out another paragraph, he doesn't respond for about ten minutes. He pokes me and says he didn't hear the notification, fifteen minutes later he responds with two lines and again it's all repeating what I said. So not only is this guy not even hitting half of what I do per post, I'm supposed to move the story along by myself as the submissive and I even pointed out that it's ridiculous that I had to wait 25 goddamn minutes for TWO LINES and then tried to guilt trip me into playing with him some more. I'm not claiming to be the best writer this galaxy has ever seen but come on, at least spellcheck, move the scene along (It's a cooperative effort, if I didn't go into this expecting cooperation then I would've just wrote shit by myself) and don't make your partner feel like shit.

This fucking guy would constantly poke me when I'm online to beg me to be his slave and if I want to play now (This guy interrupted me watching Spiderman for this so I was already mad, when you interrupt my plans that I told him earlier then you better be the best goddamn RPer I've ever seen) and again, he tried to guilt trip me into RPing with him some more even though it'd be a total carry effort. He can't even do dirty talk right, when I tried to flirt with him I'd just get a reply like "Hehe". Holy fuck, did the F-List Gods Monkey Paw my ass or what? I finally found a partner that's specifically into what I'm into but he's clingy, shitty at writing and dirty talk and overall just not a pleasant person to be around. Sorry for taking up multiple paragraphs but holy fucking shit. I'd do anything at this point for a specific Bloatfly scenario I want that's written competently.


 No.146335

>>146326

Revealing information about your real life self voluntarily is banned outright.


 No.146336

How did Dife get banned from the milfs channel? I always heard that name in these threads but not many details about them.


 No.146337

>>146336

Probably being a loud, obnoxious cunt that contributes nothing to anything she's ever apart of. She's schitzo as fuck and just shitposts. Not even good shitposting. She's tries to act like a dom but fails miserably and it just gets fucking old seeing her screech autistically on a regular basis. Anything that can be annoying, she cranks up to eleven. Seriously. There's no salt in what I say, just exhaustion.


 No.146338

>>146287

i'm not emma

>>146298

>>146327

I feel for you, but I can't stop giggling like a faggot at the idea of you having a clingy stalker.


 No.146339

>>146338

Hi, this is Emma


 No.146340

>>146339

No I'M Emma!


 No.146341

File: 5d36a9214644cd4⋯.jpg (33.54 KB, 480x270, 16:9, spartacus.jpg)

>>146340

No, I'm Spartacus!


 No.146370

File: a7d8ecf7f010fe2⋯.jpg (199.34 KB, 1280x960, 4:3, a7d8ecf7f010fe2cca6d8b92e3….jpg)

>Person posts ad that seem enticing.

>They seem really nice and eager to start. They only RP over notes.

>We set up a roleplay, hash out the story, the beginning and what kinks we might wanna include

>Asks me to start

>Agree and do a nice startup which establishes my character and provides an avenue for them to introduce theirs

>Send

>Hour passes. Person is still in chat posting ads, no response yet.

>Some more hours pass

>Get tired of waiting and go to sleep for the night.

>Wake up in the morning. Check notes. No response.

>Check their profile: Last Online, 2 hours ago

>Day passes.

>Observe that they're on chat, posting the same ad that hooked me in the first place.

>Still no response after that day

>Few more days pass

>Send note to prod them

>Wait

>It's been a week, and no response.

>Person is still on chat, posting the same ad

It's shit like this that repeatedly happens (in notes and on f-chat), that just makes me want to fucking drop typefucking altogether and just spend the same time looking at porn.


 No.146371

>>146370

They may have been overwhelmed by your response and feel too shit to admit it, so they say nothing.

I used to think I wasn't good enough after experiencing the same, but then it turned out three of the people I tried getting into it with were complete shitters.

You just have to move on.


 No.146374

>>146337

Damn anon, you sound upset.The fuck happened specifically to make you this pissed?


 No.146387

>>146374

Upset would be a good word if I was still somewhat new to it. But now it's just exhaustion. I'm tired, anon. And she's very annoying. She's like this in every server she goes into. If there is an erp server out there, she'll jump in and do the same shit over and over. It's horrible. But y'know, whatever. Dife is an autistic banshee who refuses to act like a human being.


 No.146388

>>146387

>When Dife treats you like a human more oft than the average F-lister

Weird shit fam.


 No.146394

>>146338

I know, it's the most monkey paw shit known to man. The F-List Gods gave me a partner that fits all of my kinks, is somewhat knowledgeable about the universes I want and he's dominant but he's a terrible writer and he has the personality of me when I'm at my most desperate. I guess I have to be more specific when I beg the Gods for a partner. Don't get me wrong, being in a cute cuddly romance RP with an anthro Bloatfly or even getting enslaved by one is one of my dream RPs. I just don't want a partner who spells like a second grader and has me carry the whole fucking story even though he's a "professional writer".


 No.146400

>>146341

That sure didn't get old the three other times you did it.


 No.146401

>>146394

Post logs of your writing or shut the fuck up calling people shitters. Thanks.


 No.146402

>>146401

Don't get me wrong, I know my writing needs work. There's a lot of times where I feel like I get thrown a monkey wrench in an RP (Especially during smut) and I don't know what the fuck to do. I just believe that shitters are a tiered thing.

There's ghosts at the very bottom, obviously these guys aren't interested in RP so they're automatically at the bottom. There's MnFers that type like you're on a Nokia and need to save time with typing shit that's above it but not by much. There's people that aren't natively English and thus have to use google translate and will obviously get spelling/grammar wrong no matter how good the actual play is and then there's me who's just trying to learn how all this shit works, I like to write but I know I can do much better and I do believe that my writing failures have caused me to get dropped a few times, then there's competent guys (Which are probably the majority of this board) and then there's novel writers above that.


 No.146403

>>146089

This happened almost a year ago, but my favorite partner literally died. I alternate between feeling bad for his family and what they'd think if internet strangers still fantasize about his typefucking skills.


 No.146405

File: 4dfa19ca814eb2f⋯.png (349.18 KB, 419x439, 419:439, 1446639493329.png)

>When something you did in the play strikes you as being so dumb you end up going and apologizing to the other player for it being so dumb


 No.146406

>>146402

Tbh some times that I got approached by shitter-ESLs that had DAs openly linked, their posts in native language were also sorely lacking in capitalisation and punctuation.


 No.146407

>>146406

Damn, I guess I overestimated the quality of it when it's their native language.


 No.146410

>>146407

In a lot of cases, if they care to become good writers overall and to try it in English - they would get good at English too. There can be some that are just *new* to it, but majority of the people around the lewd parts have been there for a while. If they didn't get gud, then odds are they just don't care.


 No.146419

>>146403

How? How did you even learn about that?


 No.146422

File: 2dad5aed68f15cf⋯.png (205.77 KB, 696x562, 348:281, and god did not give a fly….png)

>tfw no Emma to constantly reassure


 No.146423

>>146422

Just chant 'Dear Emma, dear Emma, tinkle tinkle hoy!' and she'll appear!


 No.146424

>>146423

I did. Your instructions are faulty.


 No.146425

>>146424

But anon

You're talking to her right now


 No.146426

>>146425

No, I'm not. I'm posting in a thread. That's writing at the most. You should know this yourself.


 No.146427

>>146426

Well okay fine you're writing back and forth with her

Why you gotta be so pedantic, huh


 No.146428

File: 5b5266c2a55adc4⋯.jpg (17.22 KB, 700x362, 350:181, paint it black.jpg)

>>146427

Because filling another thread with black bars is insufficient. I must confer in private.


 No.146430

>anxious to play with someone for months

>finally catch them online and approach

>hammer out a solid 2/3 paragraphs in a new personal record time

>during it they put up some bullshit "Write for me(one-sided RP only)" status

>after I hit send they just log off

Well fuck.

I guess the moral of the story is to just let your dreams be dreams.


 No.146436

Y'all ever just like feel irritated at somebody, and like to not blow up in their face your being low key about it and I guess slightly passive aggressive about it?

When you're considering letting them poke you first and see what happens but you already don't think they will?

I fucking hate this mentality that you have to almost pm snipe because otherwise other people are going to get there first.


 No.146456


 No.146461

>>146436

What's wrong, anon?


 No.146471

>take a break

>announce it since I had a few that I was in the middle of something

>don't expect to come back on for at least another month or two

>fast forward to a week later

>feel like hopping on

>don't want to because I don't want to seem like an attention whore

I've probably lost what partners I had and will burn myself out again within a week.


 No.146472

>>146471

Why not just make some new, unrelated characters separate from the old ones and make your account private? You can still come back in three weeks to the old ones.


 No.146474

>>146472

I have no new ideas for any characters right now and when I do create a character I put an autistic amount of effort into writing them.


 No.146476

>>146474

Could change things up a bit. You could pick a character from your favorite porn, write something quick and cliché to accompany it and just go to town. It could be an enlightening experience.


 No.146479

>>146476

I never thought of that. I'm usually not one for making anything quick or simple (since I really enjoy more story-based RPing) but I might give it a try.


 No.146481

File: 9014be5204197c1⋯.png (24 KB, 630x700, 9:10, 1450243049186.png)

>>146479

There's no reason you can't do something story-based with a simpler, more erotic character. Similarly, there's no reason why a well-fleshed out, backstory-heavy one couldn't get some simple, raunchy fun.


 No.146483

>>146481

I agree but I do treat my much more shorter characters that I haven't put much effort into as for more smut then anything. It's a problem I seem to have especially when my profiles can range from 500 words to 2k.


 No.146484

File: f0d1313c10f592b⋯.gif (822.84 KB, 540x450, 6:5, c1ecbbf1f28a0fd3909bd1af5b….gif)

>>146483

Just gather some really hot images doesn't even have to be the same character, just a similar theme and build it around that. It's what I'd do if I wanted another break because just leaving it be for X amount of time hasn't ever worked for me.


 No.146485

>>144657

We desperately need a way to block entire profiles from search results. I'm tired of looking for a partner and having to click through 4 or 5 pages of the same shit head who's created the exact same character 40 times with different pictures and a slightly different name. It's spam, plain and simple.


 No.146493

>>146461

Just that shit where like you need a secretary to schedule RP appointments with some of the halfway decent to the occasional good players. Not even amazing, because that's a whole different can of worms.

And it's like if you don't you might get some shit where hey you see them online go ask if they are free, bam some other fuck face got there while you weren't home, I get that a fair amount of the population are still college students where as another part have jobs and the occasional shit hours but still, fuck.

But you don't want to bitch and blow shit up because then you're the bad guy and you probably risk ruining shit, and if you don't poke or message, you know some other fuckboys are going to and it's highly unlikely that you will get poked first? Probably with some shit of 'Oh I assumed you were probably busy/ didn't want to bother you."

Yeah all that shit. Fuck that shit.


 No.146575

File: 54f90293cf06777⋯.jpg (13.46 KB, 255x255, 1:1, SAD_MAN.jpg)

>have a partner.

>have another partner.

>partner #1 also plays with partner #2.

>they're both really good writers.

>I'm not.

>constantly worry about being dropped like a sack of shit to the point where I can't enjoy being on the same room as them.

Why do I feel like this and how do I make it stop?


 No.146576

>>146485

Slimcat has a feature where you can mark profiles as "Not Interesting" and they'll no longer show up in your search results. Pretty handy if you're like me and you hit the Search button several times a day.

The only thing it doesn't protect me against is the turbo-autistic TF fetishist who literally creates FIVE NEW CHARACTERS A DAY because they're into fuckin' perma-TF.


 No.146578

File: 5e4e81cbcfe41f9⋯.png (179.82 KB, 546x535, 546:535, 1500314063384.png)


 No.146582

>>146575

>how do I make it stop?

Threesome.


 No.146585

>>146575

>how do I make it stop?

Quite simple. You need to get good son. You have TWO count em TWO people better than you that are willing to roleplay with you. If not the dream, it's pretty fucking close to the dream. Don't fucking waste it.

Look at your roleplays. What are they doing? Are they always just posting slightly better than you? Or are they just dropping para to multi para on you and are just a tier above.

Look at their posts and compare it to yours. Not while you're in the middle of playing, but on your downtime. What are the details, the parts that they include that you don't? Learn to bridge that fucking gap. This is a great opportunity to do so.

>>146576

(not that anon.)

Problem is it's not the in client search that's the main problem. Oh, It's certainly useful don't get me wrong. But they are refrencing to the site search, for when your looking for somebody that might be a bit more dodgy on or off and not in chat all the time.

But yeah I had to do this for one… Adalima and their bunch of alts. No idea what they are like or any shit like that, but I don't speak German homey.


 No.146592

File: 881a3535fc79bdb⋯.png (24.8 KB, 236x236, 1:1, 1356145837360.png)

>log in

>favorite partner logs out almost immediately




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