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File: 52459c9b09de411⋯.jpg (123.22 KB, 1037x1037, 1:1, zzz.jpg)

 No.158453

New year new me edition

( Old thread: >>156484 )

How are those resolutions going, /erp/?

 No.158460

I made the mistake of agreeing to play with a dark skinned shemale once. Why do they always post ugly walls of text that have almost no substance at all and think that they can make you do things OOC? Seriously I have never met a black shemale on this site that wasn't a complete cunt OOC


 No.158463

File: b51679be7cb1592⋯.jpg (20.03 KB, 319x259, 319:259, 211811_124233.jpg)

>>158433

>mfw stupid shithead reimuposter thinks they deserve to be mentioned in these threads


 No.158464

>>158460

I made the mistake of agreeing to play with a shemale once.


 No.158469

File: f25bdc6f11d87d2⋯.jpg (81.98 KB, 937x1023, 937:1023, a356988719e75d3a0e8a811073….jpg)

I don't make mistakes. My partners do.


 No.158470

File: 5f2f176706a1064⋯.jpg (29.96 KB, 360x360, 1:1, 1298818680334.jpg)

>>158463

Marisa is superior to Reimu, granted, but she's too human.


 No.158476

File: 619795a9d57bb9e⋯.png (130.77 KB, 406x310, 203:155, glugluglu.png)

>>158463

>mfw uneasy marisa poster is the one acting like mr shithead

im not trying to be mr mean, but you should drop dead easy


 No.158480

File: 0628388f31de500⋯.jpg (33.75 KB, 720x720, 1:1, 1505624692424.jpg)

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

HOLY FUCK

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


 No.158482

File: 532950fccdf65ce⋯.jpg (276.5 KB, 1400x979, 1400:979, 598719589012590.jpg)

>your favorite blue signs in

>they're immediately busy


 No.158483

>>158482

Perhaps they had something scheduled?

But then again, I'm the kind of fag that does this because I want to check on my local clique from time to time without getting pinged.


 No.158484

File: 0b826d7464951b3⋯.jpg (47.32 KB, 597x595, 597:595, 1515683081040.jpg)

Another year of being the best. It's a lonely road, you know.


 No.158487

>>158482

>>158483

>Always set to busy

>People don't understand 100% video games/anime happen in the background as I play.


 No.158489

File: 0e437870a095d32⋯.gif (1.85 MB, 360x270, 4:3, chair.gif)

>Initiating erp

>"Hello kind sir. How are yo-"

>Sudden fucking wall of text and we haven't even started. It's nine fucking lines.


 No.158490

>>158489

Guess you need to step up with your reply then.


 No.158491

File: 11f4b5d196afecf⋯.jpg (7.72 KB, 121x90, 121:90, marisa12.jpg)

>>158470

>>158476

What are you talking about Marisa? Marisa is really strong, both of you should apologize before Marisa gets angry ze. Immediately is acceptable.


 No.158492

>>158484

I'm still waiting for you to prove how great you are.


 No.158494

I can't write a description about a race I completely made up without sounding like some kind of autist writing a wiki page. Is there a science to this or is this type of exposition flawed to begin with?


 No.158496

>>158494

Cut it down to the absolute most basic elements. If it's not something that is going to frequently come up in play, you don't need to include it on the profile.


 No.158501

How is a cuck supposed to respond in NTR play? I get the whole use of stuttering every now and again to signal weakness but I feel like my partner is overdoing it a bit, there's only so many two line replies t-that s-start like this and it kind of grates on you.

It's annoying because he's pretty solid apart from that, we share really niche fetishes and it's a lot of fun.


 No.158502

>>158469

Being your partner would be a mistake, yes.


 No.158508

File: 988c4745c965fbe⋯.jpg (35.53 KB, 225x221, 225:221, autism38.jpg)

>asexual characters

>having sex related kinks in their profiles and have guestbook posts thanking them for sex

Someone explain.


 No.158509

>>158501

A lot of fucking ways and stuttering like a bitch is the most grating part about it. Depends on how you want to go about it tho'. Can be accepting or encouraging, reluctant and forced into it, vengeful and malicious, so on and so forth. I remember some of the most fun I had one time playing as a cuck was having the character tied up to a chair and thrashing around so much threatening to murder the fuck out of both of them.Come here and let me cuck you from your partner, NTR shit has always been a desire of mine


 No.158510

File: 8f414f2cb30f1ff⋯.png (103.97 KB, 591x600, 197:200, 1452533249429.png)

>>158491

Marisa a bitch nigga.


 No.158518

>>158508

Asexual can have multiple definitions.

In this case, they might not be attracted to anyone, but still enjoy the physical feeling of sex.


 No.158526

>>158508

Sometimes people play asexual characters who aren't attracted to anyone in order to have them get forced into sex.

Arousal is an autonomic reflex of the body, a person who would not normally be attracted to someone can still be forced into it if they are physically stimulated.


 No.158528

>bisexual

>bisexual meaning two genders, having attraction to male and females

>for some reason f-list autists mean that they can have everything female in yes and men in no or everything male in yes and women in no

I think we could all benefit from a gender/orientation revamp. Honestly.


 No.158529

>>158528

This, there are a lot of implied meanings behind the orientation settings. They should really let that be a field you can fill out yourself.


 No.158531

>>158528

This seems like one of the biggest things people are pining for and I've yet to see any staff even begin to address it.


 No.158532

>>158531

Even if they want to, if they managed to change it half of the community would be pissing and shitting themselves.


 No.158533

I haven't had a single RP this year so far, despite spending probably a couple dozen hours trying.

I guess it just sucks having a low demand kink (submissive male)


 No.158534

>>158533

Yeah, you're not getting any RP outside of skype.


 No.158535

>>158534

It's bizarre because in November I had a lot of hits, I was enjoying most of my RPs and my partners seemed to be as well. Then they all sort of petered out, most of them just stopped logging on. One deleted her character after promising to RP the next day.

I don't understand these people.


 No.158538

File: 7d2f224eccbebb1⋯.png (125.01 KB, 233x224, 233:224, Screen Shot 2016-04-03 at ….png)

>describes character as massive slut for anything with a cock attached to it in varying amounts of detail

>Males listed under No

I'll be honest, characters like that do nothing for me anyways, but the fact that I've seen this far more than once is starting to make me think that whoever is making these characters doesn't know what their words actually mean.

It's cool if you don't want to RP with blues and all, but… If you're going to make your character a dick addict, make them a dick addict - being choosey at that point is just breaking character, you know?


 No.158540

>>158531

What would half the site have to bitch about then? So many shitter blues whine about it like some sort of crutch that once removed it would alleviate all their RPing woes. The staff probably knows that if they correct it, they'll just be an even larger group of ABLOO BLOO BLOOO NO ONE LIKES MEN WHY CANT I BE PEGGED )))):


 No.158541

>>158538

Oh my God I didn't even notice this post ahahahha


 No.158544

>>158538

>watching previously recorded

You deserve no play.


 No.158545

>>158541

If you're trying to imply that this is a complaint about not playing with males being the problem, I think you need to reread what I said.

My issue is the contradiction of what they say on the sign versus what they're actually selling, which in turn makes them seem like they aren't going to RP very well because they don't even have a solid grasp of what they themselves described.


 No.158566

File: 723afab0366ea37⋯.jpg (51.83 KB, 376x640, 47:80, hhjh.jpg)

>when shitters won't take no for an answer


 No.158568

File: 22a0bd9f89e7c00⋯.png (189.99 KB, 493x598, 493:598, 0ZBb32x.png)

>>158566

/me waves his dick in your face. "You sure you're not interested? :^) "


 No.158570

>>158545

Except this is the type of logic that femboys attempt to toss at me about being dominant. It shouldn't matter than they're boys, it matters that they're SUBMISSIVE.

It reeks of desperation and annoyance at wanting something that you can't have. It's a fucking joke, and it's exactly what I'm implying. A male upset that people don't want them. Go back into your hole. They can be a dick addict and not want regular boring ass blues.


 No.158575

File: c7e270b5e084bf0⋯.jpg (55.57 KB, 582x206, 291:103, mfsu.jpg)

The second time I thought I'd do it as a joke to see if he'd notice, then when he came back a third time I felt obliged.

At this point I'm curious to see if he'll come back for round four.


 No.158576

File: 062ae82aebeebba⋯.jpg (804.8 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, Pr-warclock.jpg)

>>158575

>every two days he comes on to make an ass of himself

RESET THE CLOCK


 No.158577

>>158535

Make a sub bbc


 No.158578

>>158575

maybe getting rejected is his niche kink and this is how he slyly tricks people like you into helping him get off


 No.158579

>>158578

Entirely possible, tbh. God, I hope he comes back again.


 No.158592


 No.158595

File: 3dd822176b280d3⋯.gif (498.26 KB, 400x192, 25:12, Michael-Scott-angry-stare-….gif)

>you want to be a big studly man bending over a cute thing and making them moan

>but you also want to be the cute thing getting bent over by a big studly man

>but you also want to be a femdom

>and you want a long term story with comedy, action, romance and a good amount of smut

>but you also just want to get to the sex right away

>but you don't even know if you actually want to put in the effort to roleplay in the first place

>and so tfw you just stare at the F-chat login screen unsure of what to do next


 No.158596

>>158595

Same, except the getting to the sex bit. I've been doing one-offs and quickies so much that it's become quite drab and formulaic, so I try to do more story stuff. Otherwise I'd have to get into more fetishes, and therein lies the path towards degeneracy.


 No.158599

>>158545

>bad or misleading profile

>probably bad role-player

I fail to see the problem. Accept the warning signs and move on.


 No.158602

File: 5d456df3c011f52⋯.gif (922.73 KB, 500x280, 25:14, 1361133587479.gif)

>wake up in the dead of night

>set the status and put out an ad just for the hell of it

>5 pings almost immediately

>all Russian ESLs


 No.158603

File: 6f20732475ca46b⋯.png (806.79 KB, 982x980, 491:490, 6f20732475ca46b86723b751ba….png)


 No.158617

File: dd135df0cbabd3d⋯.jpg (128.28 KB, 804x768, 67:64, 1495993066938.jpg)

>tfw you want to start getting play on some of your less popular characters so you start actually approaching people

>each and every approach has been a complete bust, with them turning you down or poofing right after you post the starter.

Well I guess i'll just die.


 No.158619

>>158617

Post'em. Get a little publicity that isn't just approaches.


 No.158627

>>158570

Well, if you're advertising yourself as "I'll dom anything", then I'd say that's on you. If not, then it's on them. That simple.

Also I play more than just male characters, so you're still jumping to conclusions on that front. Stop chasing windmills, Don Quixote.

Not to mention that half the purples I see are essentially the same cut-n-paste, super dom blues with tits slapped onto them, so I don't even really get why that fight even happens. Guess the double Ks are enough to distract for those types.

But that topic is more me being confused about it than bitching, so I'll leave that to people that will trigger you better.

>>158599

Oh, I do, but the frequency I see this is what gets to me. Surely it can't be that hard to think up a reason for the distinction, I can think of a few off the top of my head.

Then again, I guess those types are too focused on getting off (or getting someone else off) to realize that their shit's inconsistent. There's other profiles that I have the same problem with for different reasons, but I've been seeing this particular brand of it more frequently, lately.

I just want 'em to know what they're selling and sell that.

>>158617

Been there, just keep at it and you'll get some bites. Throw some ads out there, too - they can work wonders.


 No.158628

>Tfw the character you like most is somewhat generic

>Tfw your shitter characters get more attention despite being extremely low effort and you don't even bother writing them well


 No.158629

File: d74cfa77d1ee455⋯.jpg (60.43 KB, 605x695, 121:139, 1433609687378.jpg)

>>158619

https://www.f-list.net/c/rainbow%20grunt%20ivy/

I put EFFORT into this man! I put the time in to flesh out her character, give her a nice backstory, personality, and all that jazz, but nothing, ever. Feels real bad, man.


 No.158631

>>158629

>expecting me to read more than two paragraphs

TL;DR, my man, lay it on me!


 No.158633

File: bf355bf71b28039⋯.jpg (142.7 KB, 777x728, 111:104, 1477090887838.jpg)

>>158631

Thugish grunt who has daddy issues and needs love and kisses.


 No.158634

>>158633

>handjob and titjob pics

>no kinks for em

Not saying that will help you in any meaningful way, just pointing out something that brought out my autism.


 No.158636

>>158629

Green text looks like shit.


 No.158638

File: d65ec89e97f681c⋯.gif (766.87 KB, 500x517, 500:517, 1441828333076.gif)

File: 897d1a26fa3b557⋯.png (310.97 KB, 1131x707, 1131:707, wp__holo___spice_and_wolf_….png)

>>158627

But there's really no confusion nigger. "I don't want to fuck males" is all it comes down to. They can advertise themselves as dick addicts all they want - but guess what. They can still sweep blues underneath the rug of 'Not being worth it' 100%. You're just being thick saying people HAVE to write something up the way you want them to - which they don't.

And I play other things than just shemales. Big whoop, you whiny femboy. It's literally irrelevant. You're using the same arguments that they use.

And no, I don't advertise as 'dommes everything urr durr'. You know why? Because I put 'I don't fuck males' on my profiles, which instantly invalidates that entire premise!

But no. Since their COCK ADDICTS they need to have A N Y C O C K regardless of what OOC bits on their profile say about player preference? Yeah. Fuck their right to pick and choose who and what they want to fuck. Their CHARACTER is dick addicts, so they should fuck males too!!!

Get fucked you trash heap. Oh wait. You literally can't. You are the reason F-list is garbage. People who whine about other people's characters and preferences not aligning with their own. WAH. THIS TOOOOTAL LEWD WHORE WON'T SUCK OFF BLUE DICK. T-TRASH. IF SHE WOULD JUST GIVE ME A C-CHANCE SHE'D K-KNOW MY BLUE IS G-G-GOOD. S-S-SHE'D SEE JUST HOW G-GREAT BIG MALE D-DICK REALLY IS. H-H-HAH. ITS N-NOT ME ITS H-HER.

Don't worry anon, you trigger me far, far worse than the anons going 'Long RP isn't RP' because you're the type of shitter I have to deal with every, single, fucking, day. Who reads 'No Males' and believes otherwise. That I = My Character, and that my sexual preferences are completely fucking irrelevant and that I MUST want boi pusseh because of how whimpering and pathetic they are! The P E R F E C T S U B.

I hope you delete all your characters and stop roleplaying. It would be one less neanderthal on the site who thinks more with their dick seeing pretty inlines and bold text, than their brain.There is zero confusion here. They don't want to fuck men. They still want to worship pillars of virility. There are other avenues of dick. Gasp. Its like they want to use those other avenues for dick! Wowie! Woahzers! Woaaaaah.

Fucking. Mind. Blowing. I know. You've been twitching on the floor for three days attempting to come to this realization, but there it is.


 No.158639

>penises on things other than things that are biologically male

This is just AIDS.


 No.158640

>>158636

Well I kinda thought the green would fit, because y'know; IVY and all.


 No.158641

>>158640

On blue theme it looks fine. I'm not logged in right now otherwise I'd check on black.


 No.158642

>>158640

It looks fine on the black theme. Not sure what that guy is whining about. You should add some more custom kinks though.


 No.158643

The fuck is Fai autisming about now?


 No.158644

Do remember not to reply to the retards.

God, I wish they'd just get banned so every single thread wasn't shat up by them.


 No.158645

>>158643

Defending "Bi But No Males Ever" types.

Mostly just sperging about superior girlcock and his usual egowanking.


 No.158646

>>158645

>Defending "Bi But No Males Ever" types.

Those people are cancer, just set yourself to gay you fucking dyke.


 No.158648

>>158646

>>158645

No. I'm not.

Did you read the person's post I'm responding to? He's whining about a (((DICK ADDICT))) refusing to fuck males because reasons, and that any TR00 dick addict would take ALL DICKS of ANY GENDER.


 No.158649

>>158648

To be fair, it doesn't really make sense. But shemales are awful so there's nothing of value lost.


 No.158650

File: 86c5b819477aaf0⋯.png (467.31 KB, 700x700, 1:1, 32f430a6f4038322e6790e76d7….png)

>>158649

It doesn't need to. If someone says they don't want to fuck something - well, sucks to be you mate.

It is literally one of the most infuriating things when I reject someone and they attempt to convince me that I should otherwise from my OWN FUCKING CHARACTER. You have no fucking idea how common this is, and it isn't justified in the slightest. If I say No Males, guess what?

Guess what?

Guess. Fucking. What?

I DON'T WANT TO FUCK YOUR BOY PUSSY AND GOING ON ABOUT HOW MY 'ANAL' YES CONTRADICTS MY 'MALE' NO DOES NOTHING TO FIX THIS.


 No.158652

>>158650

I don't disagree with you here Fai but like I said, any female, shemale or Herm that is set to Bi-female preference but then has Males in No is in fact retarded and and is using the term bisexual wrong


 No.158653

>>158652

I'm fine with that. I do disagree heavily and that anyone who expects inter-sex characters to have any orientation that makes sense is just goddamn silly.

But that's fine. As long as we agree that THIS ANON IS A FUCKING RETARD REEEEEE.


 No.158654

>>158650

As disappointed as I can be by "no males" and how saddened I am you don't like my traps, you're absolutely right Fai. I don't even message, and that does sound extraordinarily frustrating. I hate it when I have a profile dedicated to noncon that gets approached by people who can't into noncon.

>>158652

Does sexual orientation even really matter when we're talking about all this weird gray territory between herms, shemales, cuntboys, and traps? I've been approached by several straight blues on femboy before. It's really kind of redundant with the kink lists.


 No.158655

>>158654

>Does sexual orientation even really matter when we're talking about all this weird gray territory between herms, shemales, cuntboys, and traps? I've been approached by several straight blues on femboy before. It's really kind of redundant with the kink lists.

There are in fact only two genders IRL, so Bisexual doesn't work when we live in fantasy land that has girls with penises. However because Herms and Shemales are simply just women only with penises we can lump them in under the female umbrella for the sake of determining if it is gay or not.


 No.158656

>>158655

>we can lump them in under the female umbrella

I can think of many people who would disagree. The "is futa gay" argument has been raging since the dawn of time. And what about cuntboys? Are they male then? Everybody is going to view these things with a different interpretation, so again, why even bother sperging about sexual orientation anyway? Like I said, it's redundant, and even inferior, to listing genders in your kink lists.


 No.158657

This could all be avoided if everyone just simply used the kinks list for distinguishing which genders you want.


 No.158658

>>158657

My point exactly


 No.158659

>>158657

But Anon.

): My character is meant to fuck ALL subs even though my kinks list says NO MALES.


 No.158660

>>158656

Even if that's the case, calling cuntboys girls and futas/herms boys is retarded. The "are futas/traps gay" thing is nothing but a joke and not meant to be taken seriously.


 No.158661

File: 0d64f27e8e8b627⋯.png (13.82 KB, 1062x260, 531:130, is it gay.png)

>>158656

>And what about cuntboys? Are they male then?

Seeing as they are simply boys with vaginas instead of penises I would categorize them as such.

I have a handy card that I like to use although it isn't 100% foolproof


 No.158662

>>158638

tl;dr, Fai doesn't understand the definition of the word "addict" and instead of admitting it doubles down on it really dude, it's OK to misunderstand things, we know English isn't your first language


 No.158663

>>158662

tl;dr

Anon doesn't understand that a character's addiction to cock does not equal a player's preference.


 No.158664

>>158644

Don't worry, the retards only post in the threads that are shit to begin with, they never post in the actual RP threads


 No.158665

>>158663

Son, if someone is an addict to something, they tend to be unable to resist it even if it should otherwise be unappealing, hence why drug addicts will settle for less than safe batches to get their fix. Really what people should be putting is "Girlcock addict" instead of just "Cock addict"


 No.158666

>>158661

>Shemale x Male

>Straight

hoo boy here we go again

>I-I'm not gay if I suck a girl's dick!


 No.158667

File: 80347399c5aac70⋯.png (467.68 KB, 1650x1110, 55:37, 1c91d3995750fb00514866637d….png)

This is the reason I stopped listing orientation on all of my profiles and just make custom kinks about the genders I like.

The orientations don't cover jack shit. It's either guys, girls, guys and girls or EVERYTHING. None of them cover more specific things like "I only want those with dick" or "shemales only" or "i want male herm furries"

So instead just make a couple of sub-fetishes, one in Yes and one in No and if you're iffy on a few, one more in Maybe. Put the default gender kinks there and voila you've solved the entire issue.

Sure it doesn't change the fact that some people are retarded but it works better than anything else and now people get the point across easier without having to argue it over. It's more productive. Right?


 No.158668

>>158666

It ain't gay if she sucks your dick or if you fuck her titties.


 No.158669

>>158665

The player has no obligation to be in character at all times, you know. Sure, the character themself might be unable to resist male cock, but that doesn’t mean the player is obligated to play with males. There’s a line you need to draw between reality and fiction here that too many people seem unable to understand, for whatever reason.

What if the character lives in a world where there are no men, only shemales? What if the character sucks male dick between scenes, but the player only wants to play out the ones where they suck shemale dick?

A character doesn’t have to reflect their player, that’s why we’re all doing ERP in the first place, isn’t it? Otherwise, you might as well just be doing half-assed cybering on Omegle.


 No.158670

>>158668

>shemales letting you fuck their titties

>shemales acknowledging their tits

>implying


 No.158671

>>158669

Ah, so the problem here is a distinction between the character and the player? That makes more sense then, yeah, fair enough.


 No.158673

>>158666

But shemales are girls so.


 No.158674

>>158671

I literally said this four times.

Are you retarded?


 No.158675

>>158674

People are so used to seeing nothing but shitposts from namefags that they go into a blind rage whenever they see a post and don’t actually stop to read what they’re saying properly. That’s my theory anyway, it’s always funny seeing people get triggered by your posts, even when it’s just something really simple and innocent.


 No.158677

>>158675

Oops forgot my name.


 No.158679

File: ea2b255369726f1⋯.png (24.66 KB, 304x339, 304:339, ClipboardImage.png)

>>158677

Sometimes retardation is pain.


 No.158680

>>158677

See what I mean? Even just replying to a namefag is enough to upset people. No one likes namefags, but this is just madness.


 No.158683

>>158680

No, this is Fai


 No.158687

>>158657

>implying

I set all the genders to fave, yes, and no in the kink list and make customs on which ones I will and will not RP with, but whether I set my sexuality to Bi-Female pref or Gay I still get blues and such messaging me because they only read orientation.


 No.158690

>>158674

No you didn't


 No.158696

>>158675

Besides the name, it’s also how his arguments are wrapped in hostility and strawmanning. Anon put it in a way that’s simple and easy to understand and a neutral tone that won’t make most peoples’ eyes glaze over; they presented possibilities why a cock addict wouldn’t want male cock without being too confrontational. All is good.

[THE FAI BOOGEYMAN] spends just as much time arguing his point as he does screeching about it and tangentially related issues. He’s usually right to some degree, but the “voice” that he argues with makes people shut down and get defensive, especially when he gets talking about blues. You’re less receptive to someone when half of their post is a genuine point about dom/switch blues wanting “cock addicts” to always be IC and the other half is I AM SILLY-tier shit about sub blues and femboys approaching shemales.

It’s like some iteration of the Virgin Walk vs. Chad Stride


 No.158697

>>158696

Something something 'Wah Fai is a dick' something something.

Yeah no shit. I don't want to be nice to people who objectively waste my time consistently with approaches that were doomed from the start.


 No.158699

>>158697

I’m not saying you need to be nice you fucking mong, I’m saying people don’t get your point because you can’t stay focused on it and argue without having a ‘tism schism


 No.158701

>>158699

>Generally state the point once before divulging on a tangent

>People can't understand it

Not my fault they're retarded famalam


 No.158703

File: 3e7c3ac02fefa15⋯.jpg (212.07 KB, 570x432, 95:72, pierre-bernard-recliner-of….jpg)

>play pinks

>get a pm from a pink

>do you do mind doing a sexual rp with me?


 No.158705

File: 2f4040377232647⋯.png (28.16 KB, 488x463, 488:463, 1512788139991.png)

>>158701

>get called out for being retarded

>n-no YOU'RE all retarded

pic related, it's fai.

>>158703

I used to play a selection of strictly hetero pinks and I would get routinely PM'd by pushy lesbians and retarded dickgirls.

I maintain to this day that other pinks are worse than blues.


 No.158706

>thread gets 36 new posts

Gee, I wonder how many retards replied to Fai today!


 No.158707

>>158664

There are no actual RP threads.


 No.158709

>>158666

>male on cuntboy is not gay because you're fucking a pussy

ok


 No.158710

File: 5594b8b897d391f⋯.png (219.6 KB, 367x491, 367:491, NaruRUokay.png)

>>158706

All those posts are fai replying to himself to keep the threads alive


 No.158711

>>158710

I do what I must, for those who can't.


 No.158712

File: 5f283e7eb6abd92⋯.gif (816.88 KB, 500x281, 500:281, tumblr_nsrfddJow01tydz8to1….gif)


 No.158713

File: d2b475754909494⋯.jpg (153.71 KB, 491x473, 491:473, narumcfuckingkillyourself.jpg)

File: 9cfb7b2e6f960d9⋯.jpg (121.58 KB, 1000x1000, 1:1, 66666901_p0.jpg)

>>158711

>>158712

i will find you and i will murder you with these polished boots if it's the last thing I do before I wilt away you son of a bitch


 No.158714

File: 9ee6f20ccae88ff⋯.gif (288.41 KB, 493x260, 493:260, 9cbe3d4df499033031797a45bf….gif)

File: dcfe1725d20633a⋯.png (169.95 KB, 480x650, 48:65, ClipboardImage.png)

>>158713

Fret not, dear jack plant. I would love nothing more than those elaborately detailed and delightful dress shoes smashing my face into red paste upon the floor. Alas. My only regret when going in such a manner is that I would MAR those delightful shoes with my crimson fluid. Pray, I pray that when you put those on that you shall wrap them in a plastic bag of some sort so I do not sully their greatness!

Here, take my Jack. An offering for their protection.


 No.158717

>>158707

>Fapbait

>Orgy

>Empress Calista

We also used to have Ero-Empire, which really needs to make a comeback.


 No.158718

>>158717

I don't see any actual RP in any of them in the past week.


 No.158720

>>158718

They do need to pick up in activity again, yes, but they're still the real point of the board, not shilling for Fai-List.


 No.158723

>>158720

They sure are the point of the board when nobody fucking uses them.


 No.158724

>>158720

>>158723

When people constantly want to drag it

to Discord or F-list, or are just too timid to even post on /erp/, it's difficult to keep them going.


 No.158725

File: 86c5b819477aaf0⋯.png (467.31 KB, 700x700, 1:1, 32f430a6f4038322e6790e76d7….png)

Guis RP threads are t0tally the point of /erp/. /erp/ ISN'T a place for discussion and plaNNing whilst WE do Our lewds ELSSSEZwherez. C'moooooN now that would BE dumb. Har har.

Har har.

Har har.

HURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.

God I hate you fucking retards more than you know. RP has NEVER been the focal point of /erp/. Has it had loads more before? Yes. Has it EVER even had a 50% sway on board activity?

Not a fucking chance.


 No.158727

>>158725

>Has it EVER even had a 50% sway on board activity?

>Not a fucking chance.

Fapbait alone was like 80% of board activity for a while, and I know you were around back then so don't try and pull some bullshit like claiming you weren't.


 No.158728

>>158727

I was actually going to respond with such claims with, 'I was back there too and the only thing that happened in fapbait was people literally having FITS because anons were using names to differentiate each other whilst the other threads had actual discussion.'

But yeah, no. You're wrong. Sorry.


 No.158729

File: 706cd2cae629f57⋯.jpg (49.87 KB, 622x406, 311:203, noway.jpg)

Early fapbait was a bit of fun, but it didn’t half attract some whiny faggots. Even if things are slow, it’s nice not to have “tfw no mommy gf” and “tell me I’m a worthless boi slut!“ shit in every thread.


 No.158730

>>158728

>the only thing that happened in fapbait was people literally having FITS because anons were using names to differentiate each other whilst the other threads had actual discussion.'

Oh hey look, evidence to prove what we all already knew: that you're completely full of shit and have no idea what you're talking about.

https://mega.nz/#!VMpFXSKI!7aY6pdtPo-JsvbszaBRSoBj-lHKCVfXH47Vd5qxrXQM


 No.158731

File: 897d1a26fa3b557⋯.png (310.97 KB, 1131x707, 1131:707, wp__holo___spice_and_wolf_….png)

>>158730

>Sending me a rar file of Morrigan's House of Slut's thread

>Expecting me to download a 300mb file on a 300kbps internet connection

>01-16

>Two years into the boards inception

Wasn't 2016 where the board was at it's height, going through both bitching and autism thread not monthly, not bi-weekly, but -weekly- with a 650 thread cap?

Didn't it take nearly three weeks to burn through a fapbait thread?


 No.158733

>>158731

The evidence is there for any who care to see it, the facts are laid bare, you're full of shit.


 No.158734

File: c7cbec9d6d8087b⋯.jpg (2.39 MB, 1200x2247, 400:749, e3200ab94c29e4facb24e271da….jpg)

>>158733

Lol ok buddy.


 No.158736

File: d1f2a605836d160⋯.png (400.93 KB, 720x672, 15:14, 1505661058502.png)

>>158703

>Put gender/color you don't want to play with in No, get approached by them anyway

>Put them in Maybe, never get approached by one


 No.158737

>>158733

Just stop fucking responding.


 No.158738

File: 332a013bcef10ca⋯.png (38.85 KB, 641x721, 641:721, 2018-01-11_23-09-11.png)

Prove me wrong


 No.158739

>>158738

>no "Meow" or copypasta'd generic approach for X fetish that isn't even in your kinks


 No.158742

>>158665

At least this anon got it, it wasn't that hard of a point. Even a weak distinction is still a distinction, so yeah - that would be an improvement.

>>158669

Those distinctions are also completely fine. If while looking through a profile, they had that listed under the character's preferred setting, that'd clear my complaint with them easy.

The issue isn't what the player prefers, I said as much earlier. They can like whatever they want. I just want them to make sense of it within the context of the characters they play.

Don't make a character that's only ever going to do X, then have it say "I'll do X, Y, and Z" if you're not going to explain where the fuck the Y and Z are. Don't make a dom that says it will/can "dominate anyone, regardless of gender" and then only list that cuntboys are okay with no reasoning. Don't make an ultra-sub profile when everything submission-related is in No or Maybe.

This is the sort of shit I'm getting at.


 No.158744

>>158739

I think "Meow" falls under the " :3 " category, while the copy pasta falls into "A starter that you never asked for".

Both are evil, for sure.


 No.158753

>>158742

No.

They can and should be able do that. Sorry. Writing some in character bullshit about how only females exist is dumb, and even if I DO directly mention that males are literally subhumans culled at birth - which I do.

Guess what?

Guess what, Anon?

"Mommy had my tight fagboy ass out of wedlock so you can totally domme me do Im a cute girl sekrit trap!!!"

Your kind is the worst. Please stop talking. Players do not need to make up bullshit for their characters about how each of their likes and dislikes are specifically tailored to that character, ESPECIALLY outside of kinks, and ESPECIALLY anythibg more than, 'I don't like that.' Thats it. Thats all. It is IRRELEVANT if their character is a dick sucking champion. That does not mean they have to play with blues. That does not mean they EVER sucked blue dick by assumption. That just means they SUCKED SOME FORM OF DICK THAT THEIR KINKS ALLOW. SO IF SHEMALES ARE IN YES?

THEY SUCKED A LOT OF SHEMALR DICK, BUT NOT MALE DICK.

WHY IS THIS SO FUCKING HARD FOR YOU?


 No.158754

>>158742

Just post your fucking profile already so we can pinpoint EXACTLY why the fuck people won't play with your blues and prove beyond a shadow of a doubt its not because they are retards that don't understand their own kinks or how to formulate a profile. I have like 3 blues ranging from Shotas to Daddy Hunks and I can still get some modicum of play on them despite being at a relatively shit level.


 No.158755

This is interesting. I play a blue femboy, get denied play and move along.

How can you not?


 No.158756

how many characters is a "line" for most people?


 No.158757

>get called a faggot

>retort with calling them a cunt

>hours later get a scolding from a staff

>"that's bullshit" I say as I spit out my toothpaste.

>please understand

>"stop being a daft cunt, there's no reason for being talked to about dumb shit"

>if you have problems with the hugbox you need to leave

>"Do it, this is dumb and that guy's a hypocrite"

>24 hours off hug-list

I swear to christ I can't stand people who get upset over namecalling on the internet. I also can't stand hypocrites.


 No.158758

File: c485dea2dd51e59⋯.gif (33.51 KB, 320x240, 4:3, 1f0.gif)

>this whole fucking debate on gender preferences

I see both sides of this, and you're all simultaneously right and wrong.

On the one hand, yes, it's confusing as fuck when someone marks their profile as a variation of "bisexual" but then their kinks show they're not actually bisexual. Yes, it's weird to see that a character's backstory says they're crazy addicted to sex, but then they refuse plays where their character is crazy addicted to sex. Yes, it sucks when a character that looks fucking awesome and that should be a perfect match for your character refuses to play with you.

On the other hand, imagine being so full of yourself that you just can't fucking understand why someone doesn't want to play with your shitty blue despite their no kinks specifically saying that they don't want to play with males. F-list is a roleplaying website, where people pretend to be someone else to get into lewd scenes. The character and the player are two seperate fucking people, and if the PLAYER doesn't want something, then everything else DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER. I play a character that likes to get fucked by monsters. That doesn't mean that I'll accept a roleplay with every fucking monster character on F-list. I have my own preferences, and if you can't accept them, then you're the worst kind of shitters, the shitters that just can't take no for an answer.

tl;dr don't make your characters needlessly confusing, but also respect someone's decision to decline a roleplay with you. Otherwise, do everyone a favor and delete your account


 No.158759

suddenly namefags


 No.158760

File: 3309ef3418ebadb⋯.png (250.26 KB, 340x393, 340:393, really.png)

>>158757

>>158755

>more namefags


 No.158761

>>158757

Fai is waiting for you in chatango fam


 No.158763

>>158760

>>158759

From /maka/ I frequent the berserk threads. Forgot to erase the field.


 No.158764

File: c174c7e779b8362⋯.jpg (171.69 KB, 784x964, 196:241, 76dtcvh.jpg)

>>158760

>>158759

instead of feeding them the attention they crave, you could always just ignore them like pic related. didn't even know there were even any here until you retards started crying.


 No.158768

>>158753

No matter how hard you screech your impotent ass off, you'll still be wrong.

Addict is addict, they take all shit for it.


 No.158769

>>158768

>Addict is addict

>Let us ignore player preference and the sexual orientation of the player itself

>Let us ignore the sexual connotations and eroticism with the word addict and what hyperbole is

>Let us ignore a whole plethora of shit because LOL IT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE A DICK IS A DICK THEY SHOULD TAKE MY BLUE DICK

You are scum and should be treated like the bottom feeding shit eaters that you are. End your roleplaying career.


 No.158770

>>158768

Stop responding.


 No.158771

>>158769

Nah, I'll be having my plays while you screech here.


 No.158774

File: a37ffd52ebc43ab⋯.png (403.41 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, 9266b0bc5daa3ad6000b79b6b4….png)

>>158768

>An addict is an addict, they should suck my dick even if the player finds me disgusting.

Are you fucking retarded? Why the fuck should I play with you just because I like to say my character is addicted to dicks and jizz. Who the fuck are you that I should say fuck it to all of my kinks and sexual preferences to please you? Post your fucking profile shitnugget.


 No.158776

File: 099be423e7c0e46⋯.gif (499.03 KB, 480x228, 40:19, 099.gif)

>>158771

What play? The whole reason this bullshit argument started was that you were bitching someone didn't play with you despite their fetishes

Post your fucking profile, you coward. Show us that it's really them in the wrong and not you


 No.158777

File: 910b7fcf7c1a70d⋯.jpg (145.23 KB, 800x999, 800:999, 0fd862ab7bd71156e4b89a2258….jpg)

>>158776

Thanks for beating me to the punch!


 No.158779

>>158768

Nigga are you mentally challenged?


 No.158781

>>158758

I really think the problem is that some people are just bad at using language to communicate.


 No.158785

>>158756

About 240 characters comes out to one "line" for me.


 No.158787

File: cdb4e2b45dedbb7⋯.jpg (19.28 KB, 638x676, 319:338, jkhkhj.jpg)

>>158771

>still hasn't posted his profile

Heh heh


 No.158788

>>158756

Mine comes out to just under 305.


 No.158790

>>158756

185 characters of lorem ipsum on my end, using a 1600x900 monitor.


 No.158792

>>158720

why the fuck would I roleplay on an image board when I could roleplay literally anywhere else and use the image board to discuss it?

Roleplaying on an image board would be a huge pain in the ass. No easy kink lists to know what your partner is into, no easy way to read chains of discussion without other people posting in between, and complications about finding them if you want anything other than roleplaying because there is no privacy


 No.158793

>Make a character on and off for about 3 years because things get in the way

>Finally decide to do it at last

>Absolutely sure no-one will take it

>They haven't in 3 years, why would they now?

>Go to make the character and it's taken

>Don't even know if they ever come online at least

I didn't expect this from a Drakengard name but I'm mad at myself for letting it happen


 No.158794

>>158793

Should have known that some automatafag would get to it.


 No.158795

File: aa4151dbe3b6375⋯.gif (729.49 KB, 267x200, 267:200, 1428650886409.gif)

>Have a huge thing for Raven from Teen Titans.

>Want to waifu one with one of my canons

>So many Ravens are listed, but barely any on.

>Most of them are kinda bad

>A lot of them have a weird thing for Beast Boy, I guess they like the animal dick?

Feels bad.


 No.158797

>>158460

I'm a black shemale who's not a complete cunt. I'm relatively disinterested in what anyone is doing OOCly, and I know how to write.

So. Nice to meet you.


 No.158798

>>158795

I can understand the Beast Boy thing, it’s pretty typical to pair up your dumb ape with a proper and serious girl. They fit the dynamic pretty well.


 No.158800

>>158797

Not them, but post profile.


 No.158802

File: c034b19100f7619⋯.jpg (27.08 KB, 240x240, 1:1, 1412817513704.jpg)

>>158795

I always considered making a Raven character, even though I don't know much about her character. She's really fucking hot.

The thing that stopped me is the same thing that stopped me from making many other canon girls; I'll be another face in the sea of that character, and shitters will cling to me like white on rice, wanting to play their crappy scenarios where Raven acts completely out of fucking character just to get some dick.

Feels bad as well, anon.


 No.158803

>>158800

No you. I'm actually in the process of making like four more to satisfy a demand for/mutual interest in skin contrast.


 No.158804

>>158802

I know that feel. I always worry about asking RP buds to make her, especially when you have to make a name for her and all the good ones are taken. I had a friend playing a Marie Kanker but when they log on all the Edds started popping back on and harass my bud. Bah.


 No.158805

>>158804

>>158802

The trick here is to find a really good roleplay partner that's versatile and willing to not make a profile of her, but still play as her for you for a scene.


 No.158806

File: 426c6fc3ff8d455⋯.png (2.27 MB, 1130x1500, 113:150, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 6f915e389a89b17⋯.png (376.16 KB, 833x833, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png)

>>158805

>Not already having that

>Not every RP you do fulfilling your desires of the week with art you both gush about for hours

I pity the anons.


 No.158808

>>158805

I do, I just like profile play. I'm weird and greedy, damn it. You rite tho.


 No.158809

File: b8ca7d8884a0e99⋯.png (140.81 KB, 477x750, 159:250, 8746878.png)

>Like making profiles and have fairly good ones even if they aren’t super flash.

>Lots of good partners, and try to take care of them so I’m never really struggling for RP

>Haven’t set myself to looking or posted an ad for years

>Start making a new profile, just a name, avatar and a wip meme

>Regulars just want to play anyway, so play scenes with a shitty unfinished profile.

>Point new comers to my other profiles for an idea of kinks.

>Starting to stare at my blank profiles wondering if there is even a point in finishing them now.

Maybe it really is time to go back to using hubs.


 No.158813

>>158776

>>158777

Fai just because you feel the need to drop the name to prop your idiocy up it doesn't mean that every anon agreeing with another anon is samefag.


 No.158818

>>158806

You mean the same one you go on weekly tangents about?

>>158813

Nigger, stop trying to lowball it. Post your profile so everybody can laugh at your autistic ass and you become the new inlinefaggot for the week.


 No.158819

File: 897d1a26fa3b557⋯.png (310.97 KB, 1131x707, 1131:707, wp__holo___spice_and_wolf_….png)

>>158813

I know you wish I same fagged, but you can literally beg the mods and they will literally never be able to find anything that indicates that I have.

Cry more faggot, go back to not having play because no one wants to play with the shitty profile you won't post.


 No.158822

>>158794

At least I haven't seen a Terminal yet. Best Girl


 No.158825

File: 5fa71923a7bb92e⋯.png (365.06 KB, 1080x1920, 9:16, Screenshot_20180115-023910.png)

>>158813

Maybe you're the one who should be sucking a blue's dick, faggot


 No.158827

File: 3dd3d7bfb11c07e⋯.png (178.69 KB, 790x568, 395:284, tumblr_p1rkohoivv1wq4i18o4….png)


 No.158829

>>158819

>they will literally never be able to find anything that indicates that I have.

Considering we already know you can get around IP bans, that doesn't mean you don't samefag.


 No.158831

>>158829

I pride myself on my honesty, but you can be alil' bitch all you want anon. No one else minds.


 No.158835

>>158829

The first board owner banned him a few times and he evaded, so he's here to stay. Forever.

But if you, I don't know, filter his name, it will be like he's never around. But you're retarded. So he'll be here. Forever.


 No.158837

File: 897d1a26fa3b557⋯.png (310.97 KB, 1131x707, 1131:707, wp__holo___spice_and_wolf_….png)

>>158835

Uh. What.

This literally never happened.


 No.158839

>>158835

He's been banned from F-list many times, but never banned from /erp/ as far as I know. Why would he be? He's annoying, but namefags are par for the course on imageboards.


 No.158840

>>158835

To my knowledge that never happened here, just on other sites. Though, that does raise the question,

>>158837

If you ever DID get banned here, would you even care enough to evade and come back?


 No.158841

>>158840

I mean.

/erp/ is a habit, and all habits can be broken.

But then again, the majority of people I talk to regularly visit /erp/ so I get linked it regularly.

So yeah no probably not.


 No.158842

>>158840

Also, that post was based on the point that all perma-bans on 8chan only last 90 days, so. You can't really get perma'd?


 No.158843

>>158842

>all perma-bans on 8chan only last 90 days

Huh, no wonder that furfag always comes back I guess


 No.158849

>>158768

I think you're too caught up on the addict part, my point was more-so just the justification and the way they wrote their profile versus what they actually want to play. The cock addict part was just a common example I've been seeing.

Like, just gonna' say this now; I'm grateful to the anon for taking the heat off me, but I don't agree with where they took my point. Not sure why this whole thing devolved how it did, or where some of these assumptions are coming up. REALLY don't see why a certain few got triggered as bad as they did, but what can you do.

>>158758

I whole-heartedly agree with all of this, it's a shame that it's not going to get the acknowledgement it deserves.

>>158781

In quite a few cases, I think you may be right. I've run into quite a few players whose first language isn't English, but do play in English despite that - to varying degrees of success. Not to say they shouldn't try or anything, but it does occasionally get tiring trying to translate someone who's really not on par with your own language.


 No.158853

>Want to create a Cosplay profile

>Feel the urge to create inlines

>There's a million low-effort profiles already

I can't tell if this is a good thing or a god awful thing to shoot for


 No.158854

File: ad9d675bfdd5f21⋯.png (21.76 KB, 197x202, 197:202, 1469722459213.png)

>be sick for three (3) weeks

>occasional RP with a handful of partners, it's all right

>go back to job for one day

>log in at night just for a gaff

>suddenly half the people you've always wanted to play with are now online and looking


 No.158858

>>158849

>the way they wrote their profile versus what they actually want to play

You still can't fucking understand that they want to play a character who is addicted to cock but they, the player, don't have any interest in playing with blues? Are you ACTUALLY this dense? Do you think just think people's characters don't do anything offscreen? By this rancid logic, nobody can create a slutty character because they haven't RP'd them having sex yet. Nobody can create a skilled character because they haven't RP'd them developing their skills yet. Do you really not understand the difference between what a character likes to do and the type of scenes the player is actively looking to write with the character?


 No.158860

>>158849

Is this guy serious? I could write

'I want to be cock broken by any cocks!' on a profile

and then if i say 'No males'

Guess what

NO FUCKING MALES.


 No.158861

File: e4fd1329ef05bd2⋯.gif (3.91 MB, 270x263, 270:263, clowns.gif)

>>158854

>spend a while without roleplaying due to life

>everyone you wanted to play with is gone

>no one interesting in the rooms you frequent

>want to (re)create profiles but no drive whatsoever


 No.158862

File: 6f8d770a4f4e77a⋯.png (68.75 KB, 322x340, 161:170, lyssna_p_vr_grnsaksrock_63….png)

Swear to god, every single time I get close to rping with someone who is supposedly willing to play a type of character I'm really into at that moment something happens and everything immediately falls through.

Tried to fuckin plan a scene with someone earlier, suddenly had some irl shit that i really needed to attend to, came back and apologized while they were still online and they just ignored me and went offline an hour later. I'm gonna lose my fucking mind.


 No.158863

>>158862

What type of character are you looking for, anon?


 No.158864

>>158863

It changes over time but lately I've been super in the mood for a loli, but not the innocent/uncomfortably realistic type that so many people like to play but one who's really assertive and overconfident. The kind who would go far out of their way into baiting an older guy int fucking them only to crumple when they finally get what they want.


 No.158867

Why is it that males get so much shit? People say they're boring, cookie cutter and pretty average yet I've seen females that act like this and don't get any crap?

I'm this close to deleting all my pinks. All these thirsty ass lesbians that just don't want to read. Fuck.


 No.158868

>Delete a profile due to stress and other negative emotions from irl

>Calm down a bit

>Remember the friends I lost

>Want to remake the profile but may never get the same feel/friends back


 No.158869

>>158867

EVERY GROUP is guilty of this kind of shit to be honest. The number of garbage profiles for each gender is probably actually pretty close if we do it on a per capita basis. The real problem is that a lot of those garbage male profiles are played by needy virgin betas who are thirsty as fuck and are more likely to approach people, whereas garbage female and shemale profiles can just sit back and watch other garbage players flock to them, because that is how it works. Females and Shemales are the more "Desired" gender, more people want to play with them so they have more power when it comes to deciding who they will and won't roleplay with.


 No.158870

>>158861

No, Emma


 No.158871

>>158864

Aren't that kind of loli, like, pretty abundant? I'd say an assertive kind of loli would be the most common deviation from the "standard" loli.


 No.158872

File: 247b2ed2b714a36⋯.png (146.64 KB, 400x400, 1:1, sugane.png)

>>158867

Basically what the response before me said, plus the fact that the majority of F-List is men interested in women (both in terms of real life and in terms of characters). As such, female cookie cutter shapes are considered fetishes/niches while male ones aren't, even if they're equivalents (ignoring quality, think about how much more appeal a schoolgirl has vs. a schoolboy or a female teacher has vs. a male teacher). Most people are willing to ignore a lot of blandness when the character appeals to their cock because the hobby is sexual in nature.

This also leads to mediocre females being rewarded for doing absolutely fucking nothing because of the power of thirst (see: Anons talking about how their effort-filled profiles get no play while a generic slut with an unedited inline gets 4000 bookmarks in 2 minutes), which in turn leads to inflated senses of self-worth and the unsolicited approaches you're talking about. Shemales are just as bad about that shit.


 No.158874

>>158872

It's gotta work that way, though. The players themselves are by and large male so we've got to keep playing a female in high demand. We've got to make it appealing to keep some sort of balance going otherwise we may end up with some kinda 15 males for every female shit. (They already do get PMed like that).

>Make a new dom male character

>Constant PMs of 'hi' 'hello' 'hi' 'hello sir'

>'sir'

>The absolute state of pinks.


 No.158875

File: b2231985dbceaa5⋯.png (172.25 KB, 442x509, 442:509, CrfeEnP.png)

When I was active on F-List, I got shitty approaches from a lot of genders, and they all had the same thing in common: they didn't give a shit about what I liked.


 No.158877

>plays cuntboys

>barely gets any approaches, good or bad.

It's one of the upsides.


 No.158885

>>158871

Not at all, no. The number of shy, withdrawn, innocent young girls is way larger than the confident, sexually curious types.


 No.158886

>>158871

If they are then I've been missing them hard. I typically get ones who want to be slowly taught and converted into being a pervert over a period of time or ones who want to play it totally straight.


 No.158894

>>158874

I've had blues call me "sir" in greeting before. I don't think it's all that related to BDSM subculture, I think it's more just being polite. Some people just greet others with 'sir'.


 No.158899

>>158874

post your profile

post your fucking profile

this is a haiku


 No.158900

>>158899

Anon I've lurked here long enough to know that posting a profile on the bitching thread is never a good choice. I'll have to decline.


 No.158904

File: 6618f45174718f7⋯.gif (2.44 MB, 640x360, 16:9, jnz2cNa.gif)

>>158900

Only if you're a faggot like that twat that thinks he's entitled to get his dick sucked by some cock addict for being a fucking blue. Here, I'll even give ya' one of mine. Now do what that anon said and post it, faggot.

https://www.f-list.net/c/rose%20of%20icarus/


 No.158905

File: 9d2e3db3028581d⋯.jpg (262.09 KB, 517x768, 517:768, laugh3.jpg)

>>158900

Here's a link to one of my stupid human blue characters, just to prove that you and that other cuck who feels entitled to getting his dick sucked are both cowardly faggots.

https://www.f-list.net/c/chuck%20ferland/


 No.158906

File: 0da3121a7d4ebbc⋯.gif (1.09 MB, 500x281, 500:281, W3XcjTY.gif)

Thanks anons.

Both of you have fucking slayed me this night. Wish I could join in, but. Bans n' all. Hope you don't mind that I tip my glass to you instead.


 No.158908

>>158904

>>158905

>Paragraphs of backstory that nobody actually cares about before the actual relevant information is presented.

>Empty guestbooks, or just shitposting

>DM/GM and pansexual to ensure that the thirsty nigger will appeal to as many potential partners as possible

But honestly for as big a faggot as Chuck is, it's still a better profile than Rose so I give some points for that.


 No.158910

File: fa8508112792776⋯.jpg (24.43 KB, 498x495, 166:165, lnMHP.jpg)

>>158908

>implying that a few paragraphs of backstory is a bad thing

>implying that guestbooks actually matter

I am a thirsty nigger, though, so you got that on me. And thanks for the extra points.


 No.158911

File: a37ffd52ebc43ab⋯.png (403.41 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, 9266b0bc5daa3ad6000b79b6b4….png)

>>158908

I'm a fluff-whore son. If I get something I enjoy in my head, I like to write about it. Hence why Rose has that backstory bit in that also ties in with another persons character. That's the whole purpose of it. I ain't expecting random's to actually read it, that's why I don't play on her all that much if at all. And please, Chuck ain't shit. As far as thirsty niggers go, I got him beat out in that department as well with my Not!Canon low effort sex-bait.

https://www.f-list.net/c/roux%20devaux/


 No.158912

File: 016454f838544ad⋯.jpg (38.52 KB, 600x342, 100:57, 224459-mass.jpg)

>>158911

Why don't we just agree that we're equally thirsty?


 No.158913

File: 09f1e5c67b2bdcf⋯.gif (1.93 MB, 500x686, 250:343, tumblr_nczml4d54P1qbvovho1….gif)

>>158912

Get the fuck back in line nigga, I ain't sharing my spot with some random-ass faggot mixing gay porn with drawn images. Speaking of thirsty niggers however :

>>158908

Post that fucking profile shitdick.


 No.158914

File: 64e22db87681935⋯.jpg (80.9 KB, 624x1104, 13:23, whatever lol.jpg)

>>158913

Eh, I don't mind either way. Feel free to be the thirstier one if you'd like. I'm just feeling super chill tonight.

But yeah

>>158908

Post that profile


 No.158915


 No.158916

>>158915

https://www.f-list.net/c/cursed%20ones/

https://www.f-list.net/c/Crawling%20Chaos

https://www.f-list.net/c/Feykir%20the%20Huntsman

These are some damn good profiles anon. Of course, this probably isn't you.

Maybe.

I really fucking hope this isn't you, fag. Because all of these are fucking atrocious.


 No.158917

File: f047c8d7224eb7c⋯.gif (1.08 MB, 500x281, 500:281, tumblr_nqma9gnzaE1u2inano1….gif)

>>158915

See, this is the kind of shit that makes it so you don't have pinks sucking your dicks. I got a fucking mobster cat with a fucked up leg missing an eye that can get more pussy than your shit. But hey, don't take my word for it, let the Maestro take it away.


 No.158918

We postin now?

Nice.

https://www.f-list.net/c/zantheus/

Thing is I don't complain about not getting any play, I know what I put myself in. But heck…these other profiles get enough play if I were just a little more active on them.

https://www.f-list.net/c/demon%20queen%20zanthea/

https://www.f-list.net/c/zoira%20fultor/


 No.158919

File: 22eab0c4bebde9f⋯.jpg (8.97 KB, 261x192, 87:64, 1488852521535.jpg)

is everyone always this mean about profiles


 No.158920

>>158919

Nope! /erp/ is generally pretty nice.

Until some fag complains about not getting play and wonders WHY he won't get play.

Especially with these fucking custom kinks, they're egregious. Did this mother fucker even try to be sensual when writing them? Goddamn.


 No.158921

>>158917

Wait, when did I ever complain I don't have pinks sucking my dick?

We're talking about this post spurring it all, right? >>158874


 No.158922

>>158919

Oh yes, especially on the bitching thread. If anyone asks you to post your profile it will always be met with ridicule because they have already made up their minds that the problem is clearly you.


 No.158923

I am so glad that I'm not some obnoxious avatarnigger or namefag with a grossly inflated ego.


 No.158924

File: 29f23d9c962d826⋯.png (66.24 KB, 172x190, 86:95, 3HZhwi9.png)

>write a detailed profile that people love

>spend months trying to make a snappy attention grabbing intro paragraph so people can figure out if they want to commit to reading my bullshit setting and personal history

>can't do it

w h y


 No.158925

>>158924

Post it, I'll write a shitty intro paragraph for you.


 No.158927

File: 927eb8d71be919b⋯.png (20.44 KB, 168x111, 56:37, pomf.png)


 No.158928

>>158927

Oh, Hi Mageling. I thought you left /erp/ far behind?


 No.158929

>>158927

>I leave my Slimcat client on, even when I'm not there.

I get the idea is that you're going to get messages from people who may be interested. But… does that actually work to your favor?


 No.158930

>>158872

>majority of F-List is men interested in women (both in terms of real life and in terms of characters)

Disparity is really not that big tho.

Current flist population (that I dug up recently for autism thread) is such: 135k blue, 160k pink, 49k pinkorange, 9k everything else. 353k total.

Desires are:

male fave/yes: 85k/50k

femboy fave/yes: 38k/58k

female fave/yes: 110k/55k

If we include gender into pairing, then it still holds.

Female with male in fave/yes: 41k/25k

Male with female in fave/yes: 45k/16k


 No.158931

>>158929

Back when I would leave Danalia logged in when I went to work?

Yes.

It does.

110%.


 No.158932

>>158928

I lurk occasionally. I've not had a lot of time or put forth a ton of effort because of 10 hour workdays and crippling depression.

>>158929

I mean, that means I don't work a full day and come home to someone having a complete mental breakdown of my not responding to their messages.


 No.158933

File: 7fc7ba9b80d90f2⋯.jpg (66.07 KB, 500x577, 500:577, tumblr_opjyndDDV21rd588ko1….jpg)

>>158793

Post profile. If it's Drakengard.


 No.158934

File: 0da3121a7d4ebbc⋯.gif (1.09 MB, 500x281, 500:281, W3XcjTY.gif)

>>158932

Power through it bae. Shit'll get better sooner or later. Pouring one out for yah.


 No.158935

File: a00fa1ccea79661⋯.gif (951.04 KB, 480x270, 16:9, 05531f8a.gif)

>>158934

That wasn't the right Gif. Whoops.


 No.158936

File: 8ea7cf9f09be453⋯.jpg (7.36 KB, 360x360, 1:1, pix.jpg)

>>158934

Yeah. "If it feels like you're going through hell, keep going." Or whatever. I'm slowly getting used to it and getting back to a state where I find myself wanting to roleplay.


 No.158937

File: 016bda741917340⋯.gif (1.25 MB, 540x540, 1:1, bc59df308bb2694a80e065787a….gif)

>>158936

You'll get there bae. Ten hour days are brutal, but once your body adjusts you'll be a type fucking machine.

It just takes a very, very long time for the crippling affects of going home to sleep, wake up, and heading right back to work to wear off. H-hah.


 No.158938

>>158927

I'd honestly just put up some slightly bigger scenic inline and have that catch interest.


 No.158939

>>158930

I think what they're saying is that even the female profiles are played in the majority by real life males, and that what THEY get out of ERP is having their female get fucked, not so much at having sex with a guy.


 No.158940

>>158927

oh god it's you

shitter alert shitter alert


 No.158942

>>158915

No way this is you. You're having a laugh, right?


 No.158944

>>158942

Go back to sleep. You didn't notice the other peoples posted that are actually much worse with their filled out content.


 No.158945

>>158923

>boy I sure am glad I'm not one of THOSE guys mirite fellas? hehe p-please respond


 No.158947

File: c0f29dba76cd22f⋯.png (1.16 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, jkjk.png)


 No.158948

File: f7f1d652457a9da⋯.gif (704.91 KB, 400x838, 200:419, 1510400441917.gif)

>>158947

Do you want me to get on your ass about actively checking F-list, Red-chan?


 No.158949

File: 57e3b350c9a5911⋯.png (266.22 KB, 1058x1571, 1058:1571, 7916542.png)


 No.158950

File: 0b7c48b924c3fcd⋯.jpg (140.12 KB, 617x1400, 617:1400, MYFUCKINGDICK.jpg)

>>158949

Join me back in bed, little missy. You aren't wearing enough to keep warm.


 No.158953

>>158933

Basically any of the Four profiles


 No.158955

File: cdaed14a9377fb8⋯.jpg (410.21 KB, 800x1135, 160:227, 9b37611cb7a22a667186d8ce25….jpg)

Why are there no good Meiko's? More important why is she so common for face claims? I just want to do something sweet with the socially awkward vice president.


 No.158957

File: 72b1898bc8a328a⋯.jpg (694.91 KB, 1079x1200, 1079:1200, 49170122_p3_master1200.jpg)

>>158953

Head to the Taroverse channel if you're on F-list. There's a refugee camp of Taro canons there every now and then.


 No.158958

File: 667ed4b63bf7c7a⋯.jpg (132.32 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, 18d070fa0d1ce6f470cc1f70da….jpg)

>Partner wants me to play a pokémon, but closer to the ingame look than a liveforthefunk sex monster

>Don’t mind since it’s a cute design and still mostly humanoid

>He wants to play a big feral male pokémon, some semi beast themes

>Could be good times ahead!

>“My what a delectable pussy you have my dear.”

>He won’t stop describing kisses like his pokémon has human lips instead of a huge monster jaw

>“Oh I will enjoy feasting on your little body my little dear.”

>Only none human description is a cock with a knot.


 No.158959

>>158957

Oh nice, I was wondering where everyone was at after the Drakengard room fell through


 No.158960

>>158959

Mhm! Room ownership couldn't be transferred, so we had to go with a whole new one. Works too, since we can also throw in SinoAlice with the whole shebang. We're a small room, usually idle, but stop on in.


 No.158961

>>158958

>my little dear

STOP


 No.158965

File: 612247de7513a28⋯.gif (1017.51 KB, 500x280, 25:14, grapekun.gif)

i really regret posting that haiku

sorry anons


 No.158966

>>158965

It was great tho


 No.158995

>>158955

1. Because good players and prison school doesn't mix.

2. She looks like a banging domme. Very dominate woman.


 No.158997

>>158995

Also because good players and good canon characters rarely mix.


 No.158998

File: dcd73c507e1bed1⋯.jpg (10.42 KB, 480x360, 4:3, 636d56a735360ddb298d17275a….jpg)

>>158958

>>158961

>Ggggyuk… My little dear, what a great pussy gyukgyuk


 No.158999

>Check out a fairly populated RP room.

>It's always the same pink RPing with any blue that walks in, despite there being a surplus of pinks in the room list

>And just like any RP room, if there's 2 people already RPing, nobody else wants to RP

The absolute state of f-list.


 No.159000

>>158999

You forgot the:

Everyone rides the female's dick and it becomes a circlejerk of her getting every single attention. It becomes a white-knight festival.


 No.159001

>>158965

An empty statement,

lacking in form or essence.

This is not haiku.


 No.159016

>Playing a character that's armored like a tank, can lift 2 tons right over their head, but is also painfully dumb. Not even animal dumb, just a complete lack of logic and analytical skills.

>Been approached several times by people who have characters that are outrageously 'stronger' who expect me to rape them.

>Characters that in their profile actually say they can lift 100 times what my character can, and not only that, but they have; regeneration, super intelligence, immunity to mind control, can make sources of light explode, can teleport, immunity to magic, immunity to physical attacks…

What the fuck do these fucking people expect me to do? What the fuck even are these people? I've never even SEEN these people before but it's like they all came out of the woodwork once I made a character that has even a hint of superhuman strength.


 No.159020

>>159016

it's a powerlevels match


 No.159032

File: fced1889619fe3b⋯.png (68.68 KB, 250x237, 250:237, tumblr_mc4i0mirD21qk8kgko1….png)

>>159016

>massively big and strong but dumb as fuck guy

I'm intrigued, anon. Share your profile


 No.159033

>>159032

I'm afraid they aren't a guy, anon.


 No.159038

>>159033

>>159016

Not him, but post anyways.


 No.159051

File: fe3a7dfd5e03ce8⋯.jpg (81.52 KB, 810x798, 135:133, 1513665724707.jpg)

>talk to someone I haven't talked to in a while

>it's nice

>set up a play and all, bid farewells

>still cannot shrug off the feeling that I've made some sort of incorrigible mistake and that they hate me now

hold me


 No.159057

File: fced1889619fe3b⋯.png (68.68 KB, 250x237, 250:237, tumblr_mc4i0mirD21qk8kgko1….png)

>>159033

>massively big and strong but dumb as fuck girl

I'm intrigued, anon. Share your profile


 No.159066

File: 3b2d24d28d6d2ee⋯.jpg (28.24 KB, 720x534, 120:89, shaggy nanda.jpg)

>It's a "Guy roleplays with himself in a public room" episode


 No.159067

>>158999

>Join a room for the first time

>Get RP with someone immediately

>Come back the next day

>Same person again

>Next day

>Oh God why is nobody else ever playing


 No.159072

File: d373dd3c7398029⋯.jpg (106.89 KB, 531x626, 531:626, embroidery and reading cla….jpg)

>>159051

If they weren't interested in actually playing with you I don't think they'd actually set up a play, they'd tell you they were busy and slink back into the shadows never to speak up again. Sure, they might end up doing this later, but the way you tell it it doesn't seem like you have any real reason to worry that that's the case. Do they have a history of doing that?

Secondly, if they really do have some issue with what you've done, isn't it on them (and thus their fault) that they didn't tell you as much (if it's true)? If they didn't tell you 'hey you did x or y and I don't like that' when it's true you did something wrong, isn't it their fault that they didn't tell you so you can remedy the problem? You're only human, and there's no way you can just know if the person on the other end of the screen is thinking about you if they're not telling you. You could ask them if you're 100% positive there is something, but just mind the spaghetti if you do. Make it clear it's that you're worried, not an accusation. Do you need a hug?


 No.159075

File: 9d9e939add1c775⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 41.5 KB, 460x345, 4:3, only.jpg)

>>159072

Hug me, anon.


 No.159077

File: db79c7584c393f0⋯.jpg (174.72 KB, 1039x1033, 1039:1033, 1480493459383.jpg)

>>159072

>>159075

filthy hug-whores. goddamn…out of all the mentally fucked degenerates I've encountered over the years, you things have always disgusted me the most.


 No.159078

File: 468a7ab1088e838⋯.jpg (67.91 KB, 400x600, 2:3, 1508726010923.jpg)

>>159075

There there, you deserve a nice, big hug as well.


 No.159080

>>159075

Fuck off, Emma


 No.159082

File: 6b2f42ec61f040c⋯.jpg (316.97 KB, 1440x1585, 288:317, 1516126363999.jpg)

>Made a Gaz profile

What have I done

OH goodness

Sent at 17 Jan,2018 3:16:47 PM, by Alexis La Croix to XXX

GRACIOUS! Hello there precious Miss Gaz! NOT sure if you are into boys like me but I would SO love to play with you sometime~

[10:52] ActuallyHung: Mmm damn. It's rare to find a sizequeen who's *also* into all-the-way-through. If your profile's any indication, you seem like a great deal of fun.

XXX: HI, I hope Im not disturbing but I must say your profile of Gaz is amazing and beautiful ^^ I love Bigdads art ^^ Would you maybe like to RP with me?

[10:53] Oxwulf: Hey you

[10:53] XXXX: Hey me

[10:53] Oxwulf: How are you

[10:54] Oxwulf: always wanted to talk to a thick goth girl haha


 No.159086

>>159082

>thick goth girl

what?


 No.159087

>>159086

What about it?


 No.159092

>>159082

>Sent at 17 Jan,2018 3:16:47 PM, by Alexis La Croix to XXX

Oh lol that faggot. He PMs every dick-having profile I make.


 No.159094

>>159092

I went with it once, but after some halfway decent roleplay they tried prying into the OOC half and sent me images ripped from trap threads saying it was him.


 No.159105

>"I have an always WIP because profiles are always, or should be, a work in progress and ever evolving."

Is there any point to this beyond providing useless information? As long as you have a complete snapshot of what your current character outline is on your profile, why would someone want to know it could potentially change in the future?


 No.159109

File: a0b1a6d987727d1⋯.jpg (158.03 KB, 1000x1344, 125:168, 1445554512434.jpg)

>>159105

Oh hey that's me. Hi, sup.

Really because, while the snapshot is good, you should always take your character's growth into account. Shit happens in the off-screen, stuff occurs in the plays. The personality might remain the same and a constant, but most of all you're writing for yourself. Nobody reads profiles, especially yours, except you most times.

Further that, there's no such thing as a 'perfect' profile, and you can always learn how to code better, make a new inline, make your grammar better (including fixing typo). Your skill as a writer is always evolving and getting better, I would hope, and it should show through your character, right?

Hit me up if you wanna bang though.


 No.159112

>>159109

>but most of all you're writing for yourself.

That's an extremely sad way of thinking what a profile for roleplay is, and a very lonely one at that.


 No.159114

>>159112

Profiles are advertisements, yeah. Are you going to write so many words for someone to actively skip it and go straight to the kinks? You roleplay for the other person through interaction. Profiles are more your expression and presentation. It's good to make a first impression, don't get me wrong anon, For the most part, however, it's really a drop in the bucket to talking in rooms or just being noticeable through activity.

Lonely? Yeah, I can see it. I take it more as "I like to write this character so I'll do it, and if people read it they read it. If not, then I'm autistic enough to like my own story."


 No.159115

>>159105

It's just blatant self wankery. An excuse to express how involved a writer you are by saying you're always improving. Because if you don't say that, how will people know?


 No.159118

>"Hey there, I really love your character! But do you think maybe you could play them as not so, well, mean?"

>"… I suppose I could. As long as you're willing to give them what they wan-"

>"And I don't really see my character heading to the bad side of town, can they live in the suburbs?"

>"That's not really what I-"

>"Maybe a bit less ugly, too? Like, properly dressed and clean and-"

Bitch what the fuck do you even love about my character when you're changing fucking everything!?


 No.159120

File: 1d6ec0f799737ef⋯.png (81.89 KB, 234x302, 117:151, 1438220273982.png)

>>159118

>"Yeah hey, can you play [Law abiding demon that takes her duties as a law abiding citizen very seriously] as a rowdy bitch who wants people to use her horns as handle bars and disregards the law completely even though she's completely devoted to it?"

Buddy; I think you're barking up the wrong tree here.


 No.159121

>>159115

It's this. Sensible people will assume that active character profiles will change gradually with time. People put that always a WIP thing there just to try to look cool.


 No.159122

Who is Sierra Bighorn and why are people attracted to these profiles?


 No.159123

>>159122

A majority of those profiles posted are from alternate accounts slowly being filled to make it seems like he's popular. Maybe one or two are other people desperate for attention, but yeah, it's just a farce and nobody actually enjoys those profiles.


 No.159124

people should stop expecting so much from canon shitters


 No.159125

File: 77e78137516a8ad⋯.jpg (18.03 KB, 347x384, 347:384, 7d164e52d7bb623cbe4c082b39….jpg)

>"I'm tired, I think I'll go to sleep"

They literally just got on their f-list

>"Something came up that's killing the mood irl. Sorry, I wanna stop. Let's do this later."

They're fucking around in the discord they don't know I'm in.

This never happened to me for over half a year until now, and with two different people. No reason given at all. I'm fucking livid.


 No.159126

File: 7ba17f95711dfe4⋯.jpg (24.96 KB, 540x540, 1:1, 1gb68xn38c401.jpg)

>>159125

they just dont like you


 No.159127

>>159123

Anon, please stop perpetuating this myth.

Its much more than 2-3 people, and people do it because they like it. Please stop.


 No.159129

>>159127

Remember when they used to make people shoop a shitty purple horn brand on their profiled until someone pointed out it looks like a literal turd?


 No.159131

File: 3a18323b3c120ca⋯.png (51.44 KB, 213x209, 213:209, bh.png)

>>159123

>>159122

>>159127

>>159129

Always remember to enjoy the little things.


 No.159132

>Check out a goblin profile

>It's either InCase sameface shit or some awful OC art


 No.159133

>real life pictures in my No section

>messaged by someone with an irl profile pic asking to play

???


 No.159134

>talk to someone, plan an rp and send a starter

>"oh hey i'm a bit busy so i can't respond to it right away"

>that's cool man take your time

>it's been 3 weeks

>this person constantly talks in chat

>even made a new profile

Dude, if you didn't want to play, just say it.


 No.159137

File: 023a68b891ce81e⋯.jpg (133.27 KB, 740x1047, 740:1047, nkl2TN5.jpg)

>>159122

I can understand it. You want to play up being a submissive without having to worry about your dominant being too soft or overall terrible. You get to write up your worship post and have the dominant behave exactly as you want, and maybe even pretend you’ve got a little harem of fellow cum dumps around you. It’s low effort, low risk, zero obligation, and like fuck a fragile ego bitch breaker is going to turn down a guestbook post saying nice things about them.

You see it even more when you try to actually pin that kind of profile down for a roleplay session. They don’t know what they want, they aren’t often that great at typing, easily distracted, and if you so much as hint doming them they will be shaking their ass right up at you. Or you’ll get an approach from a low effort sub profile shortly afterwards. They are just shitters that have found a niche.

Reserve disdain for bitch breakers, but work to not become one.


 No.159149

File: 798ed6fbd098952⋯.png (151.15 KB, 339x365, 339:365, thefuckyousay.png)

>>158899

>>158965

>4-6-5

>a haiku


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 No.159151

File: 5e9e6c95b87eb4c⋯.png (17.79 KB, 100x100, 1:1, p r o x y.png)

File: 0e63600b47ed125⋯.png (21.75 KB, 100x100, 1:1, toshi kirigaya.png)

>>157216

The cat came back, the very next day.


 No.159154

>>159137

>Literally just Daring Sim for dumb people


 No.159157

File: 4485182ae2e4f47⋯.jpg (61 KB, 131x261, 131:261, isthatathing.jpg)

https://www.f-list.net/c/Viktor%20of%20Zothique/

>This user's account has been banned.

>For more info or to discuss it, feel free to contact support and ask. Reason: Image violations.

What, don't they just institute a profile block and instructions to replace/remove forbidden images? Or does that mean something else?

Also I recall his images but none of them seemed rule breaking. Unless they just banned Jay Naylor.


 No.159158

>>159157

They'll tem-block your profile from views if you have stolen art or anything more minor like that.

To get banned for it you probably need something illegal on your images, cp, real beast, non-celebrity images, ect.

However if you're banned on one profile you're banned on them all so they may have had alts with worse pictures.


 No.159160

>>159157

>>159158

>so they may have had alts with worse pictures

Nah, that would only mark them as an alt of a banned account.

Maybe he had something in an inline or a link.


 No.159164

>>159149

In what world does 'pro-fy-ul' only have two syllables?


 No.159165

>>159160

I think "alt of a banned account" is if they had two concurrent flist accounts (not profiles) and thus second one is banned to prevent ban evasion, but hasn't been a ban evasion per se yet so it doesn't get that label.

Different profiles on one account all get the same ban reason for that whole account.


 No.159166

>>159165

I've only ever seen Alt of a Banned Account used to indicate someone who had more than one F-list account, from way back in they day when you were only allowed 30 characters


 No.159167

>>159164

That's not how you count syllables.


 No.159169

>>159167

post. your. pro.fi.le

post. your. fuck.ing. pro.fi.le.

this. is. a. hai.ku.

In what world is this not a haiku? A shitty one, but one nonetheless?


 No.159170

>>159164

Only autistic retards pronounce profile as 3 syllables

It is two syllables: pro·file


 No.159171

File: a5ab21a7a993026⋯.png (17.22 KB, 673x584, 673:584, profile.png)

>>159169

>>159164

I don't know what kind of retarded language you speak fam, but profile is 2 syllables


 No.159173

>>159169

I'm ESL and I can tell that profile is only two syllables. You might be getting misled by how its written form, but when you pronounce it, there's only two syllables. Try doing it in three syllables without sounding like a retard.


 No.159174

>>159171

>file has 1 syllable

>trial has 2 syllables

>they're literally the same pronounciation


 No.159176

>>159174

You're not taking into account that -file is a weak syllable, while trial has a stress on tri-.


 No.159178

File: cc576f56e4d39e8⋯.png (879.66 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, vlcsnap-2017-06-08-17h04m1….png)

>>159170

>not pronouncing it pro-filé


 No.159179

>>159178

pro-Fai-LE


 No.159183

>>159158

> non-celebrity images

Non-professional photography–they allow non celeb stock photos pretty sure–isn't that bad an offense it's just a profile block. TBFN didn't get permabanned when he made a profile based on random hairy dadbellies he found on the internet. Then there's that furry who posted his own photo on his profile.


 No.159186

>Woman becomes lesbian man-hater because she was raped by a man

>Try to rape them

>They pull out some bullshit superpower to stop me

Bitch why didn't you do this the first time? You must have wanted it.


 No.159187

>>159186

Superpowers unlocked as a result of PTSD, clearly.


 No.159188

>>159174

Can non native speakers please go.


 No.159191

File: 6c3c460747909af⋯.png (425.76 KB, 500x651, 500:651, eslretards.png)


 No.159196

>Have a 'few' kinks, but still tell people I'm vanilla

I've always taken vanilla to mean 'consensual straight meat-and-potatoes sex between humans with conventionally attractive partners' but when you see someone looking to play a dickgirl Birdo who swallows Princess Peach and births her as a face-pussy asking Mario to fuck her… I still think I'm fucking vanilla as shit.