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New year new me edition

( Old thread: >>156484 )

How are those resolutions going, /erp/?


I made the mistake of agreeing to play with a dark skinned shemale once. Why do they always post ugly walls of text that have almost no substance at all and think that they can make you do things OOC? Seriously I have never met a black shemale on this site that wasn't a complete cunt OOC


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>mfw stupid shithead reimuposter thinks they deserve to be mentioned in these threads



I made the mistake of agreeing to play with a shemale once.


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I don't make mistakes. My partners do.


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Marisa is superior to Reimu, granted, but she's too human.


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>mfw uneasy marisa poster is the one acting like mr shithead

im not trying to be mr mean, but you should drop dead easy


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>your favorite blue signs in

>they're immediately busy



Perhaps they had something scheduled?

But then again, I'm the kind of fag that does this because I want to check on my local clique from time to time without getting pinged.


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Another year of being the best. It's a lonely road, you know.




>Always set to busy

>People don't understand 100% video games/anime happen in the background as I play.


File: 0e437870a095d32⋯.gif (1.85 MB, 360x270, 4:3, chair.gif)

>Initiating erp

>"Hello kind sir. How are yo-"

>Sudden fucking wall of text and we haven't even started. It's nine fucking lines.



Guess you need to step up with your reply then.


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What are you talking about Marisa? Marisa is really strong, both of you should apologize before Marisa gets angry ze. Immediately is acceptable.



I'm still waiting for you to prove how great you are.


I can't write a description about a race I completely made up without sounding like some kind of autist writing a wiki page. Is there a science to this or is this type of exposition flawed to begin with?



Cut it down to the absolute most basic elements. If it's not something that is going to frequently come up in play, you don't need to include it on the profile.


How is a cuck supposed to respond in NTR play? I get the whole use of stuttering every now and again to signal weakness but I feel like my partner is overdoing it a bit, there's only so many two line replies t-that s-start like this and it kind of grates on you.

It's annoying because he's pretty solid apart from that, we share really niche fetishes and it's a lot of fun.



Being your partner would be a mistake, yes.


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>asexual characters

>having sex related kinks in their profiles and have guestbook posts thanking them for sex

Someone explain.



A lot of fucking ways and stuttering like a bitch is the most grating part about it. Depends on how you want to go about it tho'. Can be accepting or encouraging, reluctant and forced into it, vengeful and malicious, so on and so forth. I remember some of the most fun I had one time playing as a cuck was having the character tied up to a chair and thrashing around so much threatening to murder the fuck out of both of them.Come here and let me cuck you from your partner, NTR shit has always been a desire of mine


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Marisa a bitch nigga.



Asexual can have multiple definitions.

In this case, they might not be attracted to anyone, but still enjoy the physical feeling of sex.



Sometimes people play asexual characters who aren't attracted to anyone in order to have them get forced into sex.

Arousal is an autonomic reflex of the body, a person who would not normally be attracted to someone can still be forced into it if they are physically stimulated.



>bisexual meaning two genders, having attraction to male and females

>for some reason f-list autists mean that they can have everything female in yes and men in no or everything male in yes and women in no

I think we could all benefit from a gender/orientation revamp. Honestly.



This, there are a lot of implied meanings behind the orientation settings. They should really let that be a field you can fill out yourself.



This seems like one of the biggest things people are pining for and I've yet to see any staff even begin to address it.



Even if they want to, if they managed to change it half of the community would be pissing and shitting themselves.


I haven't had a single RP this year so far, despite spending probably a couple dozen hours trying.

I guess it just sucks having a low demand kink (submissive male)



Yeah, you're not getting any RP outside of skype.



It's bizarre because in November I had a lot of hits, I was enjoying most of my RPs and my partners seemed to be as well. Then they all sort of petered out, most of them just stopped logging on. One deleted her character after promising to RP the next day.

I don't understand these people.


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>describes character as massive slut for anything with a cock attached to it in varying amounts of detail

>Males listed under No

I'll be honest, characters like that do nothing for me anyways, but the fact that I've seen this far more than once is starting to make me think that whoever is making these characters doesn't know what their words actually mean.

It's cool if you don't want to RP with blues and all, but… If you're going to make your character a dick addict, make them a dick addict - being choosey at that point is just breaking character, you know?



What would half the site have to bitch about then? So many shitter blues whine about it like some sort of crutch that once removed it would alleviate all their RPing woes. The staff probably knows that if they correct it, they'll just be an even larger group of ABLOO BLOO BLOOO NO ONE LIKES MEN WHY CANT I BE PEGGED )))):



Oh my God I didn't even notice this post ahahahha



>watching previously recorded

You deserve no play.



If you're trying to imply that this is a complaint about not playing with males being the problem, I think you need to reread what I said.

My issue is the contradiction of what they say on the sign versus what they're actually selling, which in turn makes them seem like they aren't going to RP very well because they don't even have a solid grasp of what they themselves described.


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>when shitters won't take no for an answer


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/me waves his dick in your face. "You sure you're not interested? :^) "



Except this is the type of logic that femboys attempt to toss at me about being dominant. It shouldn't matter than they're boys, it matters that they're SUBMISSIVE.

It reeks of desperation and annoyance at wanting something that you can't have. It's a fucking joke, and it's exactly what I'm implying. A male upset that people don't want them. Go back into your hole. They can be a dick addict and not want regular boring ass blues.


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The second time I thought I'd do it as a joke to see if he'd notice, then when he came back a third time I felt obliged.

At this point I'm curious to see if he'll come back for round four.


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>every two days he comes on to make an ass of himself




Make a sub bbc



maybe getting rejected is his niche kink and this is how he slyly tricks people like you into helping him get off



Entirely possible, tbh. God, I hope he comes back again.



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>you want to be a big studly man bending over a cute thing and making them moan

>but you also want to be the cute thing getting bent over by a big studly man

>but you also want to be a femdom

>and you want a long term story with comedy, action, romance and a good amount of smut

>but you also just want to get to the sex right away

>but you don't even know if you actually want to put in the effort to roleplay in the first place

>and so tfw you just stare at the F-chat login screen unsure of what to do next



Same, except the getting to the sex bit. I've been doing one-offs and quickies so much that it's become quite drab and formulaic, so I try to do more story stuff. Otherwise I'd have to get into more fetishes, and therein lies the path towards degeneracy.



>bad or misleading profile

>probably bad role-player

I fail to see the problem. Accept the warning signs and move on.


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>wake up in the dead of night

>set the status and put out an ad just for the hell of it

>5 pings almost immediately

>all Russian ESLs


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>tfw you want to start getting play on some of your less popular characters so you start actually approaching people

>each and every approach has been a complete bust, with them turning you down or poofing right after you post the starter.

Well I guess i'll just die.



Post'em. Get a little publicity that isn't just approaches.



Well, if you're advertising yourself as "I'll dom anything", then I'd say that's on you. If not, then it's on them. That simple.

Also I play more than just male characters, so you're still jumping to conclusions on that front. Stop chasing windmills, Don Quixote.

Not to mention that half the purples I see are essentially the same cut-n-paste, super dom blues with tits slapped onto them, so I don't even really get why that fight even happens. Guess the double Ks are enough to distract for those types.

But that topic is more me being confused about it than bitching, so I'll leave that to people that will trigger you better.


Oh, I do, but the frequency I see this is what gets to me. Surely it can't be that hard to think up a reason for the distinction, I can think of a few off the top of my head.

Then again, I guess those types are too focused on getting off (or getting someone else off) to realize that their shit's inconsistent. There's other profiles that I have the same problem with for different reasons, but I've been seeing this particular brand of it more frequently, lately.

I just want 'em to know what they're selling and sell that.


Been there, just keep at it and you'll get some bites. Throw some ads out there, too - they can work wonders.


>Tfw the character you like most is somewhat generic

>Tfw your shitter characters get more attention despite being extremely low effort and you don't even bother writing them well


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I put EFFORT into this man! I put the time in to flesh out her character, give her a nice backstory, personality, and all that jazz, but nothing, ever. Feels real bad, man.



>expecting me to read more than two paragraphs

TL;DR, my man, lay it on me!


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Thugish grunt who has daddy issues and needs love and kisses.



>handjob and titjob pics

>no kinks for em

Not saying that will help you in any meaningful way, just pointing out something that brought out my autism.



Green text looks like shit.


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But there's really no confusion nigger. "I don't want to fuck males" is all it comes down to. They can advertise themselves as dick addicts all they want - but guess what. They can still sweep blues underneath the rug of 'Not being worth it' 100%. You're just being thick saying people HAVE to write something up the way you want them to - which they don't.

And I play other things than just shemales. Big whoop, you whiny femboy. It's literally irrelevant. You're using the same arguments that they use.

And no, I don't advertise as 'dommes everything urr durr'. You know why? Because I put 'I don't fuck males' on my profiles, which instantly invalidates that entire premise!

But no. Since their COCK ADDICTS they need to have A N Y C O C K regardless of what OOC bits on their profile say about player preference? Yeah. Fuck their right to pick and choose who and what they want to fuck. Their CHARACTER is dick addicts, so they should fuck males too!!!

Get fucked you trash heap. Oh wait. You literally can't. You are the reason F-list is garbage. People who whine about other people's characters and preferences not aligning with their own. WAH. THIS TOOOOTAL LEWD WHORE WON'T SUCK OFF BLUE DICK. T-TRASH. IF SHE WOULD JUST GIVE ME A C-CHANCE SHE'D K-KNOW MY BLUE IS G-G-GOOD. S-S-SHE'D SEE JUST HOW G-GREAT BIG MALE D-DICK REALLY IS. H-H-HAH. ITS N-NOT ME ITS H-HER.

Don't worry anon, you trigger me far, far worse than the anons going 'Long RP isn't RP' because you're the type of shitter I have to deal with every, single, fucking, day. Who reads 'No Males' and believes otherwise. That I = My Character, and that my sexual preferences are completely fucking irrelevant and that I MUST want boi pusseh because of how whimpering and pathetic they are! The P E R F E C T S U B.

I hope you delete all your characters and stop roleplaying. It would be one less neanderthal on the site who thinks more with their dick seeing pretty inlines and bold text, than their brain.There is zero confusion here. They don't want to fuck men. They still want to worship pillars of virility. There are other avenues of dick. Gasp. Its like they want to use those other avenues for dick! Wowie! Woahzers! Woaaaaah.

Fucking. Mind. Blowing. I know. You've been twitching on the floor for three days attempting to come to this realization, but there it is.


>penises on things other than things that are biologically male

This is just AIDS.



Well I kinda thought the green would fit, because y'know; IVY and all.



On blue theme it looks fine. I'm not logged in right now otherwise I'd check on black.



It looks fine on the black theme. Not sure what that guy is whining about. You should add some more custom kinks though.


The fuck is Fai autisming about now?


Do remember not to reply to the retards.

God, I wish they'd just get banned so every single thread wasn't shat up by them.



Defending "Bi But No Males Ever" types.

Mostly just sperging about superior girlcock and his usual egowanking.



>Defending "Bi But No Males Ever" types.

Those people are cancer, just set yourself to gay you fucking dyke.




No. I'm not.

Did you read the person's post I'm responding to? He's whining about a (((DICK ADDICT))) refusing to fuck males because reasons, and that any TR00 dick addict would take ALL DICKS of ANY GENDER.



To be fair, it doesn't really make sense. But shemales are awful so there's nothing of value lost.


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It doesn't need to. If someone says they don't want to fuck something - well, sucks to be you mate.

It is literally one of the most infuriating things when I reject someone and they attempt to convince me that I should otherwise from my OWN FUCKING CHARACTER. You have no fucking idea how common this is, and it isn't justified in the slightest. If I say No Males, guess what?

Guess what?

Guess. Fucking. What?




I don't disagree with you here Fai but like I said, any female, shemale or Herm that is set to Bi-female preference but then has Males in No is in fact retarded and and is using the term bisexual wrong



I'm fine with that. I do disagree heavily and that anyone who expects inter-sex characters to have any orientation that makes sense is just goddamn silly.

But that's fine. As long as we agree that THIS ANON IS A FUCKING RETARD REEEEEE.



As disappointed as I can be by "no males" and how saddened I am you don't like my traps, you're absolutely right Fai. I don't even message, and that does sound extraordinarily frustrating. I hate it when I have a profile dedicated to noncon that gets approached by people who can't into noncon.


Does sexual orientation even really matter when we're talking about all this weird gray territory between herms, shemales, cuntboys, and traps? I've been approached by several straight blues on femboy before. It's really kind of redundant with the kink lists.



>Does sexual orientation even really matter when we're talking about all this weird gray territory between herms, shemales, cuntboys, and traps? I've been approached by several straight blues on femboy before. It's really kind of redundant with the kink lists.

There are in fact only two genders IRL, so Bisexual doesn't work when we live in fantasy land that has girls with penises. However because Herms and Shemales are simply just women only with penises we can lump them in under the female umbrella for the sake of determining if it is gay or not.



>we can lump them in under the female umbrella

I can think of many people who would disagree. The "is futa gay" argument has been raging since the dawn of time. And what about cuntboys? Are they male then? Everybody is going to view these things with a different interpretation, so again, why even bother sperging about sexual orientation anyway? Like I said, it's redundant, and even inferior, to listing genders in your kink lists.


This could all be avoided if everyone just simply used the kinks list for distinguishing which genders you want.



My point exactly



But Anon.

): My character is meant to fuck ALL subs even though my kinks list says NO MALES.



Even if that's the case, calling cuntboys girls and futas/herms boys is retarded. The "are futas/traps gay" thing is nothing but a joke and not meant to be taken seriously.


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>And what about cuntboys? Are they male then?

Seeing as they are simply boys with vaginas instead of penises I would categorize them as such.

I have a handy card that I like to use although it isn't 100% foolproof



tl;dr, Fai doesn't understand the definition of the word "addict" and instead of admitting it doubles down on it really dude, it's OK to misunderstand things, we know English isn't your first language




Anon doesn't understand that a character's addiction to cock does not equal a player's preference.



Don't worry, the retards only post in the threads that are shit to begin with, they never post in the actual RP threads



Son, if someone is an addict to something, they tend to be unable to resist it even if it should otherwise be unappealing, hence why drug addicts will settle for less than safe batches to get their fix. Really what people should be putting is "Girlcock addict" instead of just "Cock addict"



>Shemale x Male


hoo boy here we go again

>I-I'm not gay if I suck a girl's dick!


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This is the reason I stopped listing orientation on all of my profiles and just make custom kinks about the genders I like.

The orientations don't cover jack shit. It's either guys, girls, guys and girls or EVERYTHING. None of them cover more specific things like "I only want those with dick" or "shemales only" or "i want male herm furries"

So instead just make a couple of sub-fetishes, one in Yes and one in No and if you're iffy on a few, one more in Maybe. Put the default gender kinks there and voila you've solved the entire issue.

Sure it doesn't change the fact that some people are retarded but it works better than anything else and now people get the point across easier without having to argue it over. It's more productive. Right?



It ain't gay if she sucks your dick or if you fuck her titties.



The player has no obligation to be in character at all times, you know. Sure, the character themself might be unable to resist male cock, but that doesn’t mean the player is obligated to play with males. There’s a line you need to draw between reality and fiction here that too many people seem unable to understand, for whatever reason.

What if the character lives in a world where there are no men, only shemales? What if the character sucks male dick between scenes, but the player only wants to play out the ones where they suck shemale dick?

A character doesn’t have to reflect their player, that’s why we’re all doing ERP in the first place, isn’t it? Otherwise, you might as well just be doing half-assed cybering on Omegle.



>shemales letting you fuck their titties

>shemales acknowledging their tits




Ah, so the problem here is a distinction between the character and the player? That makes more sense then, yeah, fair enough.



But shemales are girls so.



I literally said this four times.

Are you retarded?



People are so used to seeing nothing but shitposts from namefags that they go into a blind rage whenever they see a post and don’t actually stop to read what they’re saying properly. That’s my theory anyway, it’s always funny seeing people get triggered by your posts, even when it’s just something really simple and innocent.



Oops forgot my name.


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Sometimes retardation is pain.



See what I mean? Even just replying to a namefag is enough to upset people. No one likes namefags, but this is just madness.



No, this is Fai




I set all the genders to fave, yes, and no in the kink list and make customs on which ones I will and will not RP with, but whether I set my sexuality to Bi-Female pref or Gay I still get blues and such messaging me because they only read orientation.



No you didn't



Besides the name, it’s also how his arguments are wrapped in hostility and strawmanning. Anon put it in a way that’s simple and easy to understand and a neutral tone that won’t make most peoples’ eyes glaze over; they presented possibilities why a cock addict wouldn’t want male cock without being too confrontational. All is good.

[THE FAI BOOGEYMAN] spends just as much time arguing his point as he does screeching about it and tangentially related issues. He’s usually right to some degree, but the “voice” that he argues with makes people shut down and get defensive, especially when he gets talking about blues. You’re less receptive to someone when half of their post is a genuine point about dom/switch blues wanting “cock addicts” to always be IC and the other half is I AM SILLY-tier shit about sub blues and femboys approaching shemales.

It’s like some iteration of the Virgin Walk vs. Chad Stride



Something something 'Wah Fai is a dick' something something.

Yeah no shit. I don't want to be nice to people who objectively waste my time consistently with approaches that were doomed from the start.



I’m not saying you need to be nice you fucking mong, I’m saying people don’t get your point because you can’t stay focused on it and argue without having a ‘tism schism



>Generally state the point once before divulging on a tangent

>People can't understand it

Not my fault they're retarded famalam


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>play pinks

>get a pm from a pink

>do you do mind doing a sexual rp with me?


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>get called out for being retarded

>n-no YOU'RE all retarded

pic related, it's fai.


I used to play a selection of strictly hetero pinks and I would get routinely PM'd by pushy lesbians and retarded dickgirls.

I maintain to this day that other pinks are worse than blues.


>thread gets 36 new posts

Gee, I wonder how many retards replied to Fai today!



There are no actual RP threads.



>male on cuntboy is not gay because you're fucking a pussy



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All those posts are fai replying to himself to keep the threads alive



I do what I must, for those who can't.


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i will find you and i will murder you with these polished boots if it's the last thing I do before I wilt away you son of a bitch


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Fret not, dear jack plant. I would love nothing more than those elaborately detailed and delightful dress shoes smashing my face into red paste upon the floor. Alas. My only regret when going in such a manner is that I would MAR those delightful shoes with my crimson fluid. Pray, I pray that when you put those on that you shall wrap them in a plastic bag of some sort so I do not sully their greatness!

Here, take my Jack. An offering for their protection.





>Empress Calista

We also used to have Ero-Empire, which really needs to make a comeback.



I don't see any actual RP in any of them in the past week.



They do need to pick up in activity again, yes, but they're still the real point of the board, not shilling for Fai-List.



They sure are the point of the board when nobody fucking uses them.




When people constantly want to drag it

to Discord or F-list, or are just too timid to even post on /erp/, it's difficult to keep them going.


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Guis RP threads are t0tally the point of /erp/. /erp/ ISN'T a place for discussion and plaNNing whilst WE do Our lewds ELSSSEZwherez. C'moooooN now that would BE dumb. Har har.

Har har.

Har har.


God I hate you fucking retards more than you know. RP has NEVER been the focal point of /erp/. Has it had loads more before? Yes. Has it EVER even had a 50% sway on board activity?

Not a fucking chance.



>Has it EVER even had a 50% sway on board activity?

>Not a fucking chance.

Fapbait alone was like 80% of board activity for a while, and I know you were around back then so don't try and pull some bullshit like claiming you weren't.



I was actually going to respond with such claims with, 'I was back there too and the only thing that happened in fapbait was people literally having FITS because anons were using names to differentiate each other whilst the other threads had actual discussion.'

But yeah, no. You're wrong. Sorry.


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Early fapbait was a bit of fun, but it didn’t half attract some whiny faggots. Even if things are slow, it’s nice not to have “tfw no mommy gf” and “tell me I’m a worthless boi slut!“ shit in every thread.



>the only thing that happened in fapbait was people literally having FITS because anons were using names to differentiate each other whilst the other threads had actual discussion.'

Oh hey look, evidence to prove what we all already knew: that you're completely full of shit and have no idea what you're talking about.



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>Sending me a rar file of Morrigan's House of Slut's thread

>Expecting me to download a 300mb file on a 300kbps internet connection


>Two years into the boards inception

Wasn't 2016 where the board was at it's height, going through both bitching and autism thread not monthly, not bi-weekly, but -weekly- with a 650 thread cap?

Didn't it take nearly three weeks to burn through a fapbait thread?



The evidence is there for any who care to see it, the facts are laid bare, you're full of shit.


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Lol ok buddy.


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>Put gender/color you don't want to play with in No, get approached by them anyway

>Put them in Maybe, never get approached by one



Just stop fucking responding.


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Prove me wrong



>no "Meow" or copypasta'd generic approach for X fetish that isn't even in your kinks



At least this anon got it, it wasn't that hard of a point. Even a weak distinction is still a distinction, so yeah - that would be an improvement.


Those distinctions are also completely fine. If while looking through a profile, they had that listed under the character's preferred setting, that'd clear my complaint with them easy.

The issue isn't what the player prefers, I said as much earlier. They can like whatever they want. I just want them to make sense of it within the context of the characters they play.

Don't make a character that's only ever going to do X, then have it say "I'll do X, Y, and Z" if you're not going to explain where the fuck the Y and Z are. Don't make a dom that says it will/can "dominate anyone, regardless of gender" and then only list that cuntboys are okay with no reasoning. Don't make an ultra-sub profile when everything submission-related is in No or Maybe.

This is the sort of shit I'm getting at.



I think "Meow" falls under the " :3 " category, while the copy pasta falls into "A starter that you never asked for".

Both are evil, for sure.




They can and should be able do that. Sorry. Writing some in character bullshit about how only females exist is dumb, and even if I DO directly mention that males are literally subhumans culled at birth - which I do.

Guess what?

Guess what, Anon?

"Mommy had my tight fagboy ass out of wedlock so you can totally domme me do Im a cute girl sekrit trap!!!"

Your kind is the worst. Please stop talking. Players do not need to make up bullshit for their characters about how each of their likes and dislikes are specifically tailored to that character, ESPECIALLY outside of kinks, and ESPECIALLY anythibg more than, 'I don't like that.' Thats it. Thats all. It is IRRELEVANT if their character is a dick sucking champion. That does not mean they have to play with blues. That does not mean they EVER sucked blue dick by assumption. That just means they SUCKED SOME FORM OF DICK THAT THEIR KINKS ALLOW. SO IF SHEMALES ARE IN YES?





Just post your fucking profile already so we can pinpoint EXACTLY why the fuck people won't play with your blues and prove beyond a shadow of a doubt its not because they are retards that don't understand their own kinks or how to formulate a profile. I have like 3 blues ranging from Shotas to Daddy Hunks and I can still get some modicum of play on them despite being at a relatively shit level.


This is interesting. I play a blue femboy, get denied play and move along.

How can you not?


how many characters is a "line" for most people?


>get called a faggot

>retort with calling them a cunt

>hours later get a scolding from a staff

>"that's bullshit" I say as I spit out my toothpaste.

>please understand

>"stop being a daft cunt, there's no reason for being talked to about dumb shit"

>if you have problems with the hugbox you need to leave

>"Do it, this is dumb and that guy's a hypocrite"

>24 hours off hug-list

I swear to christ I can't stand people who get upset over namecalling on the internet. I also can't stand hypocrites.


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>this whole fucking debate on gender preferences

I see both sides of this, and you're all simultaneously right and wrong.

On the one hand, yes, it's confusing as fuck when someone marks their profile as a variation of "bisexual" but then their kinks show they're not actually bisexual. Yes, it's weird to see that a character's backstory says they're crazy addicted to sex, but then they refuse plays where their character is crazy addicted to sex. Yes, it sucks when a character that looks fucking awesome and that should be a perfect match for your character refuses to play with you.

On the other hand, imagine being so full of yourself that you just can't fucking understand why someone doesn't want to play with your shitty blue despite their no kinks specifically saying that they don't want to play with males. F-list is a roleplaying website, where people pretend to be someone else to get into lewd scenes. The character and the player are two seperate fucking people, and if the PLAYER doesn't want something, then everything else DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER. I play a character that likes to get fucked by monsters. That doesn't mean that I'll accept a roleplay with every fucking monster character on F-list. I have my own preferences, and if you can't accept them, then you're the worst kind of shitters, the shitters that just can't take no for an answer.

tl;dr don't make your characters needlessly confusing, but also respect someone's decision to decline a roleplay with you. Otherwise, do everyone a favor and delete your account


suddenly namefags


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>more namefags



Fai is waiting for you in chatango fam




From /maka/ I frequent the berserk threads. Forgot to erase the field.


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instead of feeding them the attention they crave, you could always just ignore them like pic related. didn't even know there were even any here until you retards started crying.



No matter how hard you screech your impotent ass off, you'll still be wrong.

Addict is addict, they take all shit for it.



>Addict is addict

>Let us ignore player preference and the sexual orientation of the player itself

>Let us ignore the sexual connotations and eroticism with the word addict and what hyperbole is

>Let us ignore a whole plethora of shit because LOL IT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE A DICK IS A DICK THEY SHOULD TAKE MY BLUE DICK

You are scum and should be treated like the bottom feeding shit eaters that you are. End your roleplaying career.



Stop responding.



Nah, I'll be having my plays while you screech here.


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>An addict is an addict, they should suck my dick even if the player finds me disgusting.

Are you fucking retarded? Why the fuck should I play with you just because I like to say my character is addicted to dicks and jizz. Who the fuck are you that I should say fuck it to all of my kinks and sexual preferences to please you? Post your fucking profile shitnugget.


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What play? The whole reason this bullshit argument started was that you were bitching someone didn't play with you despite their fetishes

Post your fucking profile, you coward. Show us that it's really them in the wrong and not you


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Thanks for beating me to the punch!



Nigga are you mentally challenged?



I really think the problem is that some people are just bad at using language to communicate.



About 240 characters comes out to one "line" for me.


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>still hasn't posted his profile

Heh heh



Mine comes out to just under 305.



185 characters of lorem ipsum on my end, using a 1600x900 monitor.



why the fuck would I roleplay on an image board when I could roleplay literally anywhere else and use the image board to discuss it?

Roleplaying on an image board would be a huge pain in the ass. No easy kink lists to know what your partner is into, no easy way to read chains of discussion without other people posting in between, and complications about finding them if you want anything other than roleplaying because there is no privacy


>Make a character on and off for about 3 years because things get in the way

>Finally decide to do it at last

>Absolutely sure no-one will take it

>They haven't in 3 years, why would they now?

>Go to make the character and it's taken

>Don't even know if they ever come online at least

I didn't expect this from a Drakengard name but I'm mad at myself for letting it happen



Should have known that some automatafag would get to it.


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>Have a huge thing for Raven from Teen Titans.

>Want to waifu one with one of my canons

>So many Ravens are listed, but barely any on.

>Most of them are kinda bad

>A lot of them have a weird thing for Beast Boy, I guess they like the animal dick?

Feels bad.



I'm a black shemale who's not a complete cunt. I'm relatively disinterested in what anyone is doing OOCly, and I know how to write.

So. Nice to meet you.



I can understand the Beast Boy thing, it’s pretty typical to pair up your dumb ape with a proper and serious girl. They fit the dynamic pretty well.



Not them, but post profile.


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I always considered making a Raven character, even though I don't know much about her character. She's really fucking hot.

The thing that stopped me is the same thing that stopped me from making many other canon girls; I'll be another face in the sea of that character, and shitters will cling to me like white on rice, wanting to play their crappy scenarios where Raven acts completely out of fucking character just to get some dick.

Feels bad as well, anon.



No you. I'm actually in the process of making like four more to satisfy a demand for/mutual interest in skin contrast.



I know that feel. I always worry about asking RP buds to make her, especially when you have to make a name for her and all the good ones are taken. I had a friend playing a Marie Kanker but when they log on all the Edds started popping back on and harass my bud. Bah.




The trick here is to find a really good roleplay partner that's versatile and willing to not make a profile of her, but still play as her for you for a scene.


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>Not already having that

>Not every RP you do fulfilling your desires of the week with art you both gush about for hours

I pity the anons.



I do, I just like profile play. I'm weird and greedy, damn it. You rite tho.


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>Like making profiles and have fairly good ones even if they aren’t super flash.

>Lots of good partners, and try to take care of them so I’m never really struggling for RP

>Haven’t set myself to looking or posted an ad for years

>Start making a new profile, just a name, avatar and a wip meme

>Regulars just want to play anyway, so play scenes with a shitty unfinished profile.

>Point new comers to my other profiles for an idea of kinks.

>Starting to stare at my blank profiles wondering if there is even a point in finishing them now.

Maybe it really is time to go back to using hubs.




Fai just because you feel the need to drop the name to prop your idiocy up it doesn't mean that every anon agreeing with another anon is samefag.



You mean the same one you go on weekly tangents about?


Nigger, stop trying to lowball it. Post your profile so everybody can laugh at your autistic ass and you become the new inlinefaggot for the week.


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I know you wish I same fagged, but you can literally beg the mods and they will literally never be able to find anything that indicates that I have.

Cry more faggot, go back to not having play because no one wants to play with the shitty profile you won't post.



At least I haven't seen a Terminal yet. Best Girl


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Maybe you're the one who should be sucking a blue's dick, faggot


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>they will literally never be able to find anything that indicates that I have.

Considering we already know you can get around IP bans, that doesn't mean you don't samefag.



I pride myself on my honesty, but you can be alil' bitch all you want anon. No one else minds.



The first board owner banned him a few times and he evaded, so he's here to stay. Forever.

But if you, I don't know, filter his name, it will be like he's never around. But you're retarded. So he'll be here. Forever.


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Uh. What.

This literally never happened.



He's been banned from F-list many times, but never banned from /erp/ as far as I know. Why would he be? He's annoying, but namefags are par for the course on imageboards.



To my knowledge that never happened here, just on other sites. Though, that does raise the question,


If you ever DID get banned here, would you even care enough to evade and come back?



I mean.

/erp/ is a habit, and all habits can be broken.

But then again, the majority of people I talk to regularly visit /erp/ so I get linked it regularly.

So yeah no probably not.



Also, that post was based on the point that all perma-bans on 8chan only last 90 days, so. You can't really get perma'd?



>all perma-bans on 8chan only last 90 days

Huh, no wonder that furfag always comes back I guess



I think you're too caught up on the addict part, my point was more-so just the justification and the way they wrote their profile versus what they actually want to play. The cock addict part was just a common example I've been seeing.

Like, just gonna' say this now; I'm grateful to the anon for taking the heat off me, but I don't agree with where they took my point. Not sure why this whole thing devolved how it did, or where some of these assumptions are coming up. REALLY don't see why a certain few got triggered as bad as they did, but what can you do.


I whole-heartedly agree with all of this, it's a shame that it's not going to get the acknowledgement it deserves.


In quite a few cases, I think you may be right. I've run into quite a few players whose first language isn't English, but do play in English despite that - to varying degrees of success. Not to say they shouldn't try or anything, but it does occasionally get tiring trying to translate someone who's really not on par with your own language.


>Want to create a Cosplay profile

>Feel the urge to create inlines

>There's a million low-effort profiles already

I can't tell if this is a good thing or a god awful thing to shoot for


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>be sick for three (3) weeks

>occasional RP with a handful of partners, it's all right

>go back to job for one day

>log in at night just for a gaff

>suddenly half the people you've always wanted to play with are now online and looking



>the way they wrote their profile versus what they actually want to play

You still can't fucking understand that they want to play a character who is addicted to cock but they, the player, don't have any interest in playing with blues? Are you ACTUALLY this dense? Do you think just think people's characters don't do anything offscreen? By this rancid logic, nobody can create a slutty character because they haven't RP'd them having sex yet. Nobody can create a skilled character because they haven't RP'd them developing their skills yet. Do you really not understand the difference between what a character likes to do and the type of scenes the player is actively looking to write with the character?



Is this guy serious? I could write

'I want to be cock broken by any cocks!' on a profile

and then if i say 'No males'

Guess what



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>spend a while without roleplaying due to life

>everyone you wanted to play with is gone

>no one interesting in the rooms you frequent

>want to (re)create profiles but no drive whatsoever


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Swear to god, every single time I get close to rping with someone who is supposedly willing to play a type of character I'm really into at that moment something happens and everything immediately falls through.

Tried to fuckin plan a scene with someone earlier, suddenly had some irl shit that i really needed to attend to, came back and apologized while they were still online and they just ignored me and went offline an hour later. I'm gonna lose my fucking mind.



What type of character are you looking for, anon?



It changes over time but lately I've been super in the mood for a loli, but not the innocent/uncomfortably realistic type that so many people like to play but one who's really assertive and overconfident. The kind who would go far out of their way into baiting an older guy int fucking them only to crumple when they finally get what they want.


Why is it that males get so much shit? People say they're boring, cookie cutter and pretty average yet I've seen females that act like this and don't get any crap?

I'm this close to deleting all my pinks. All these thirsty ass lesbians that just don't want to read. Fuck.


>Delete a profile due to stress and other negative emotions from irl

>Calm down a bit

>Remember the friends I lost

>Want to remake the profile but may never get the same feel/friends back



EVERY GROUP is guilty of this kind of shit to be honest. The number of garbage profiles for each gender is probably actually pretty close if we do it on a per capita basis. The real problem is that a lot of those garbage male profiles are played by needy virgin betas who are thirsty as fuck and are more likely to approach people, whereas garbage female and shemale profiles can just sit back and watch other garbage players flock to them, because that is how it works. Females and Shemales are the more "Desired" gender, more people want to play with them so they have more power when it comes to deciding who they will and won't roleplay with.



No, Emma



Aren't that kind of loli, like, pretty abundant? I'd say an assertive kind of loli would be the most common deviation from the "standard" loli.


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Basically what the response before me said, plus the fact that the majority of F-List is men interested in women (both in terms of real life and in terms of characters). As such, female cookie cutter shapes are considered fetishes/niches while male ones aren't, even if they're equivalents (ignoring quality, think about how much more appeal a schoolgirl has vs. a schoolboy or a female teacher has vs. a male teacher). Most people are willing to ignore a lot of blandness when the character appeals to their cock because the hobby is sexual in nature.

This also leads to mediocre females being rewarded for doing absolutely fucking nothing because of the power of thirst (see: Anons talking about how their effort-filled profiles get no play while a generic slut with an unedited inline gets 4000 bookmarks in 2 minutes), which in turn leads to inflated senses of self-worth and the unsolicited approaches you're talking about. Shemales are just as bad about that shit.



It's gotta work that way, though. The players themselves are by and large male so we've got to keep playing a female in high demand. We've got to make it appealing to keep some sort of balance going otherwise we may end up with some kinda 15 males for every female shit. (They already do get PMed like that).

>Make a new dom male character

>Constant PMs of 'hi' 'hello' 'hi' 'hello sir'


>The absolute state of pinks.


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When I was active on F-List, I got shitty approaches from a lot of genders, and they all had the same thing in common: they didn't give a shit about what I liked.


>plays cuntboys

>barely gets any approaches, good or bad.

It's one of the upsides.



Not at all, no. The number of shy, withdrawn, innocent young girls is way larger than the confident, sexually curious types.



If they are then I've been missing them hard. I typically get ones who want to be slowly taught and converted into being a pervert over a period of time or ones who want to play it totally straight.



I've had blues call me "sir" in greeting before. I don't think it's all that related to BDSM subculture, I think it's more just being polite. Some people just greet others with 'sir'.



post your profile

post your fucking profile

this is a haiku



Anon I've lurked here long enough to know that posting a profile on the bitching thread is never a good choice. I'll have to decline.


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Only if you're a faggot like that twat that thinks he's entitled to get his dick sucked by some cock addict for being a fucking blue. Here, I'll even give ya' one of mine. Now do what that anon said and post it, faggot.



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Here's a link to one of my stupid human blue characters, just to prove that you and that other cuck who feels entitled to getting his dick sucked are both cowardly faggots.



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Thanks anons.

Both of you have fucking slayed me this night. Wish I could join in, but. Bans n' all. Hope you don't mind that I tip my glass to you instead.




>Paragraphs of backstory that nobody actually cares about before the actual relevant information is presented.

>Empty guestbooks, or just shitposting

>DM/GM and pansexual to ensure that the thirsty nigger will appeal to as many potential partners as possible

But honestly for as big a faggot as Chuck is, it's still a better profile than Rose so I give some points for that.


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>implying that a few paragraphs of backstory is a bad thing

>implying that guestbooks actually matter

I am a thirsty nigger, though, so you got that on me. And thanks for the extra points.


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I'm a fluff-whore son. If I get something I enjoy in my head, I like to write about it. Hence why Rose has that backstory bit in that also ties in with another persons character. That's the whole purpose of it. I ain't expecting random's to actually read it, that's why I don't play on her all that much if at all. And please, Chuck ain't shit. As far as thirsty niggers go, I got him beat out in that department as well with my Not!Canon low effort sex-bait.



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Why don't we just agree that we're equally thirsty?


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Get the fuck back in line nigga, I ain't sharing my spot with some random-ass faggot mixing gay porn with drawn images. Speaking of thirsty niggers however :


Post that fucking profile shitdick.


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Eh, I don't mind either way. Feel free to be the thirstier one if you'd like. I'm just feeling super chill tonight.

But yeah


Post that profile







These are some damn good profiles anon. Of course, this probably isn't you.


I really fucking hope this isn't you, fag. Because all of these are fucking atrocious.


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See, this is the kind of shit that makes it so you don't have pinks sucking your dicks. I got a fucking mobster cat with a fucked up leg missing an eye that can get more pussy than your shit. But hey, don't take my word for it, let the Maestro take it away.


We postin now?



Thing is I don't complain about not getting any play, I know what I put myself in. But heck…these other profiles get enough play if I were just a little more active on them.




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is everyone always this mean about profiles



Nope! /erp/ is generally pretty nice.

Until some fag complains about not getting play and wonders WHY he won't get play.

Especially with these fucking custom kinks, they're egregious. Did this mother fucker even try to be sensual when writing them? Goddamn.



Wait, when did I ever complain I don't have pinks sucking my dick?

We're talking about this post spurring it all, right? >>158874



Oh yes, especially on the bitching thread. If anyone asks you to post your profile it will always be met with ridicule because they have already made up their minds that the problem is clearly you.


I am so glad that I'm not some obnoxious avatarnigger or namefag with a grossly inflated ego.


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>write a detailed profile that people love

>spend months trying to make a snappy attention grabbing intro paragraph so people can figure out if they want to commit to reading my bullshit setting and personal history

>can't do it

w h y



Post it, I'll write a shitty intro paragraph for you.


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Oh, Hi Mageling. I thought you left /erp/ far behind?



>I leave my Slimcat client on, even when I'm not there.

I get the idea is that you're going to get messages from people who may be interested. But… does that actually work to your favor?



>majority of F-List is men interested in women (both in terms of real life and in terms of characters)

Disparity is really not that big tho.

Current flist population (that I dug up recently for autism thread) is such: 135k blue, 160k pink, 49k pinkorange, 9k everything else. 353k total.

Desires are:

male fave/yes: 85k/50k

femboy fave/yes: 38k/58k

female fave/yes: 110k/55k

If we include gender into pairing, then it still holds.

Female with male in fave/yes: 41k/25k

Male with female in fave/yes: 45k/16k



Back when I would leave Danalia logged in when I went to work?


It does.




I lurk occasionally. I've not had a lot of time or put forth a ton of effort because of 10 hour workdays and crippling depression.


I mean, that means I don't work a full day and come home to someone having a complete mental breakdown of my not responding to their messages.


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Post profile. If it's Drakengard.


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Power through it bae. Shit'll get better sooner or later. Pouring one out for yah.


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That wasn't the right Gif. Whoops.


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Yeah. "If it feels like you're going through hell, keep going." Or whatever. I'm slowly getting used to it and getting back to a state where I find myself wanting to roleplay.


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You'll get there bae. Ten hour days are brutal, but once your body adjusts you'll be a type fucking machine.

It just takes a very, very long time for the crippling affects of going home to sleep, wake up, and heading right back to work to wear off. H-hah.



I'd honestly just put up some slightly bigger scenic inline and have that catch interest.



I think what they're saying is that even the female profiles are played in the majority by real life males, and that what THEY get out of ERP is having their female get fucked, not so much at having sex with a guy.



oh god it's you

shitter alert shitter alert



No way this is you. You're having a laugh, right?



Go back to sleep. You didn't notice the other peoples posted that are actually much worse with their filled out content.



>boy I sure am glad I'm not one of THOSE guys mirite fellas? hehe p-please respond


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Do you want me to get on your ass about actively checking F-list, Red-chan?


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Join me back in bed, little missy. You aren't wearing enough to keep warm.



Basically any of the Four profiles


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Why are there no good Meiko's? More important why is she so common for face claims? I just want to do something sweet with the socially awkward vice president.


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Head to the Taroverse channel if you're on F-list. There's a refugee camp of Taro canons there every now and then.


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>Partner wants me to play a pokémon, but closer to the ingame look than a liveforthefunk sex monster

>Don’t mind since it’s a cute design and still mostly humanoid

>He wants to play a big feral male pokémon, some semi beast themes

>Could be good times ahead!

>“My what a delectable pussy you have my dear.”

>He won’t stop describing kisses like his pokémon has human lips instead of a huge monster jaw

>“Oh I will enjoy feasting on your little body my little dear.”

>Only none human description is a cock with a knot.



Oh nice, I was wondering where everyone was at after the Drakengard room fell through



Mhm! Room ownership couldn't be transferred, so we had to go with a whole new one. Works too, since we can also throw in SinoAlice with the whole shebang. We're a small room, usually idle, but stop on in.



>my little dear



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i really regret posting that haiku

sorry anons



It was great tho



1. Because good players and prison school doesn't mix.

2. She looks like a banging domme. Very dominate woman.



Also because good players and good canon characters rarely mix.


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>Ggggyuk… My little dear, what a great pussy gyukgyuk


>Check out a fairly populated RP room.

>It's always the same pink RPing with any blue that walks in, despite there being a surplus of pinks in the room list

>And just like any RP room, if there's 2 people already RPing, nobody else wants to RP

The absolute state of f-list.



You forgot the:

Everyone rides the female's dick and it becomes a circlejerk of her getting every single attention. It becomes a white-knight festival.



An empty statement,

lacking in form or essence.

This is not haiku.


>Playing a character that's armored like a tank, can lift 2 tons right over their head, but is also painfully dumb. Not even animal dumb, just a complete lack of logic and analytical skills.

>Been approached several times by people who have characters that are outrageously 'stronger' who expect me to rape them.

>Characters that in their profile actually say they can lift 100 times what my character can, and not only that, but they have; regeneration, super intelligence, immunity to mind control, can make sources of light explode, can teleport, immunity to magic, immunity to physical attacks…

What the fuck do these fucking people expect me to do? What the fuck even are these people? I've never even SEEN these people before but it's like they all came out of the woodwork once I made a character that has even a hint of superhuman strength.



it's a powerlevels match


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>massively big and strong but dumb as fuck guy

I'm intrigued, anon. Share your profile



I'm afraid they aren't a guy, anon.




Not him, but post anyways.


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>talk to someone I haven't talked to in a while

>it's nice

>set up a play and all, bid farewells

>still cannot shrug off the feeling that I've made some sort of incorrigible mistake and that they hate me now

hold me


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>massively big and strong but dumb as fuck girl

I'm intrigued, anon. Share your profile


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>It's a "Guy roleplays with himself in a public room" episode



>Join a room for the first time

>Get RP with someone immediately

>Come back the next day

>Same person again

>Next day

>Oh God why is nobody else ever playing


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If they weren't interested in actually playing with you I don't think they'd actually set up a play, they'd tell you they were busy and slink back into the shadows never to speak up again. Sure, they might end up doing this later, but the way you tell it it doesn't seem like you have any real reason to worry that that's the case. Do they have a history of doing that?

Secondly, if they really do have some issue with what you've done, isn't it on them (and thus their fault) that they didn't tell you as much (if it's true)? If they didn't tell you 'hey you did x or y and I don't like that' when it's true you did something wrong, isn't it their fault that they didn't tell you so you can remedy the problem? You're only human, and there's no way you can just know if the person on the other end of the screen is thinking about you if they're not telling you. You could ask them if you're 100% positive there is something, but just mind the spaghetti if you do. Make it clear it's that you're worried, not an accusation. Do you need a hug?


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Hug me, anon.


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filthy hug-whores. goddamn…out of all the mentally fucked degenerates I've encountered over the years, you things have always disgusted me the most.


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There there, you deserve a nice, big hug as well.



Fuck off, Emma


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>Made a Gaz profile

What have I done

OH goodness

Sent at 17 Jan,2018 3:16:47 PM, by Alexis La Croix to XXX

GRACIOUS! Hello there precious Miss Gaz! NOT sure if you are into boys like me but I would SO love to play with you sometime~

[10:52] ActuallyHung: Mmm damn. It's rare to find a sizequeen who's *also* into all-the-way-through. If your profile's any indication, you seem like a great deal of fun.

XXX: HI, I hope Im not disturbing but I must say your profile of Gaz is amazing and beautiful ^^ I love Bigdads art ^^ Would you maybe like to RP with me?

[10:53] Oxwulf: Hey you

[10:53] XXXX: Hey me

[10:53] Oxwulf: How are you

[10:54] Oxwulf: always wanted to talk to a thick goth girl haha



>thick goth girl




What about it?



>Sent at 17 Jan,2018 3:16:47 PM, by Alexis La Croix to XXX

Oh lol that faggot. He PMs every dick-having profile I make.



I went with it once, but after some halfway decent roleplay they tried prying into the OOC half and sent me images ripped from trap threads saying it was him.


>"I have an always WIP because profiles are always, or should be, a work in progress and ever evolving."

Is there any point to this beyond providing useless information? As long as you have a complete snapshot of what your current character outline is on your profile, why would someone want to know it could potentially change in the future?


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Oh hey that's me. Hi, sup.

Really because, while the snapshot is good, you should always take your character's growth into account. Shit happens in the off-screen, stuff occurs in the plays. The personality might remain the same and a constant, but most of all you're writing for yourself. Nobody reads profiles, especially yours, except you most times.

Further that, there's no such thing as a 'perfect' profile, and you can always learn how to code better, make a new inline, make your grammar better (including fixing typo). Your skill as a writer is always evolving and getting better, I would hope, and it should show through your character, right?

Hit me up if you wanna bang though.



>but most of all you're writing for yourself.

That's an extremely sad way of thinking what a profile for roleplay is, and a very lonely one at that.



Profiles are advertisements, yeah. Are you going to write so many words for someone to actively skip it and go straight to the kinks? You roleplay for the other person through interaction. Profiles are more your expression and presentation. It's good to make a first impression, don't get me wrong anon, For the most part, however, it's really a drop in the bucket to talking in rooms or just being noticeable through activity.

Lonely? Yeah, I can see it. I take it more as "I like to write this character so I'll do it, and if people read it they read it. If not, then I'm autistic enough to like my own story."



It's just blatant self wankery. An excuse to express how involved a writer you are by saying you're always improving. Because if you don't say that, how will people know?


>"Hey there, I really love your character! But do you think maybe you could play them as not so, well, mean?"

>"… I suppose I could. As long as you're willing to give them what they wan-"

>"And I don't really see my character heading to the bad side of town, can they live in the suburbs?"

>"That's not really what I-"

>"Maybe a bit less ugly, too? Like, properly dressed and clean and-"

Bitch what the fuck do you even love about my character when you're changing fucking everything!?


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>"Yeah hey, can you play [Law abiding demon that takes her duties as a law abiding citizen very seriously] as a rowdy bitch who wants people to use her horns as handle bars and disregards the law completely even though she's completely devoted to it?"

Buddy; I think you're barking up the wrong tree here.



It's this. Sensible people will assume that active character profiles will change gradually with time. People put that always a WIP thing there just to try to look cool.


Who is Sierra Bighorn and why are people attracted to these profiles?



A majority of those profiles posted are from alternate accounts slowly being filled to make it seems like he's popular. Maybe one or two are other people desperate for attention, but yeah, it's just a farce and nobody actually enjoys those profiles.


people should stop expecting so much from canon shitters


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>"I'm tired, I think I'll go to sleep"

They literally just got on their f-list

>"Something came up that's killing the mood irl. Sorry, I wanna stop. Let's do this later."

They're fucking around in the discord they don't know I'm in.

This never happened to me for over half a year until now, and with two different people. No reason given at all. I'm fucking livid.


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they just dont like you



Anon, please stop perpetuating this myth.

Its much more than 2-3 people, and people do it because they like it. Please stop.



Remember when they used to make people shoop a shitty purple horn brand on their profiled until someone pointed out it looks like a literal turd?


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Always remember to enjoy the little things.


>Check out a goblin profile

>It's either InCase sameface shit or some awful OC art


>real life pictures in my No section

>messaged by someone with an irl profile pic asking to play



>talk to someone, plan an rp and send a starter

>"oh hey i'm a bit busy so i can't respond to it right away"

>that's cool man take your time

>it's been 3 weeks

>this person constantly talks in chat

>even made a new profile

Dude, if you didn't want to play, just say it.


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I can understand it. You want to play up being a submissive without having to worry about your dominant being too soft or overall terrible. You get to write up your worship post and have the dominant behave exactly as you want, and maybe even pretend you’ve got a little harem of fellow cum dumps around you. It’s low effort, low risk, zero obligation, and like fuck a fragile ego bitch breaker is going to turn down a guestbook post saying nice things about them.

You see it even more when you try to actually pin that kind of profile down for a roleplay session. They don’t know what they want, they aren’t often that great at typing, easily distracted, and if you so much as hint doming them they will be shaking their ass right up at you. Or you’ll get an approach from a low effort sub profile shortly afterwards. They are just shitters that have found a niche.

Reserve disdain for bitch breakers, but work to not become one.


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>a haiku



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The cat came back, the very next day.



>Literally just Daring Sim for dumb people


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>This user's account has been banned.

>For more info or to discuss it, feel free to contact support and ask. Reason: Image violations.

What, don't they just institute a profile block and instructions to replace/remove forbidden images? Or does that mean something else?

Also I recall his images but none of them seemed rule breaking. Unless they just banned Jay Naylor.



They'll tem-block your profile from views if you have stolen art or anything more minor like that.

To get banned for it you probably need something illegal on your images, cp, real beast, non-celebrity images, ect.

However if you're banned on one profile you're banned on them all so they may have had alts with worse pictures.




>so they may have had alts with worse pictures

Nah, that would only mark them as an alt of a banned account.

Maybe he had something in an inline or a link.



In what world does 'pro-fy-ul' only have two syllables?



I think "alt of a banned account" is if they had two concurrent flist accounts (not profiles) and thus second one is banned to prevent ban evasion, but hasn't been a ban evasion per se yet so it doesn't get that label.

Different profiles on one account all get the same ban reason for that whole account.



I've only ever seen Alt of a Banned Account used to indicate someone who had more than one F-list account, from way back in they day when you were only allowed 30 characters



That's not how you count syllables.



post. your. pro.fi.le

post. your. fuck.ing. pro.fi.le.

this. is. a. hai.ku.

In what world is this not a haiku? A shitty one, but one nonetheless?



Only autistic retards pronounce profile as 3 syllables

It is two syllables: pro·file


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I don't know what kind of retarded language you speak fam, but profile is 2 syllables



I'm ESL and I can tell that profile is only two syllables. You might be getting misled by how its written form, but when you pronounce it, there's only two syllables. Try doing it in three syllables without sounding like a retard.



>file has 1 syllable

>trial has 2 syllables

>they're literally the same pronounciation



You're not taking into account that -file is a weak syllable, while trial has a stress on tri-.


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>not pronouncing it pro-filé






> non-celebrity images

Non-professional photography–they allow non celeb stock photos pretty sure–isn't that bad an offense it's just a profile block. TBFN didn't get permabanned when he made a profile based on random hairy dadbellies he found on the internet. Then there's that furry who posted his own photo on his profile.


>Woman becomes lesbian man-hater because she was raped by a man

>Try to rape them

>They pull out some bullshit superpower to stop me

Bitch why didn't you do this the first time? You must have wanted it.



Superpowers unlocked as a result of PTSD, clearly.



Can non native speakers please go.


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>Have a 'few' kinks, but still tell people I'm vanilla

I've always taken vanilla to mean 'consensual straight meat-and-potatoes sex between humans with conventionally attractive partners' but when you see someone looking to play a dickgirl Birdo who swallows Princess Peach and births her as a face-pussy asking Mario to fuck her… I still think I'm fucking vanilla as shit.


>Having a compelling urge to make an older sister character

>Fully know how many shitters it'll end up attracting

Sometimes the greatest bitching is at yourself


>Tabletop campaign finally ends

>Dearly attached to character

>Only character I would want to RP them with was an NPC

>No way I'm asking my GM to indulge in potential ERP

Not bitching but it's still really frustrating.



>tfw you have to agree with Fai



To be fair this might depend on your accent? I've always heard it used as a two syllable word though.



Oh the irony


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>Fai shitting on people who don't know how words work

>This is unexpected in any manner


>Urr durr Fai barely writes coherent English so he can't say shit

Which isn't ironic, but you do you fam.



I presume he means that it's ironic that you're shitting on non-native English speakers despite you yourself being one.



Cute meme.



Oh yeah, he's Brazilian right? I forgot about that.


>That feel when lolicon is openly shamed but people killing and raping each other is fine



Death is accepted, pedophilia is not.



I will never get these kinds of arguments. Mostly because loli is gross and should be shamed.


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I've never seen someone get antsy about any of my loli profiles. So long as you can't count her age on your fingers I don't see why anyone would. Actual pedoshit is disgusting though and you are a terrible person for wanting to fuck a five year old.



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Is it okay to murder a loli?


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Most people can understand the visceral and deranged emotions that must come from killing and raping someone.

Most people look at a child and go, "I wiped shit from their poopy butthole when they were newborn. Aren't they the fucking best thing in existence ever holy shit this is the greatest thing? I just wanna pinch their cheeks and give them things to watch them be happy and, by extension be happy myself because they are of my blood."

And whilst I enjoy some loli, I've found the community around it to be the most awful, cringy, under-the-radar-actually-pedophiles-irl. There's nothing quite as disturbing as wanting to set up a nice scene and then they start to link you 'models' of swimwear for six year olds doing splits n' shit. Or you link them a busty anime babe and they go '2fat4me' or shit like that. Like loli is literally the only thing they're interested in and it's sexualization, and if it isn't related to pedophilia in some form or fashion it may as well not be fucking talked about.

You won't find me hitting block often, but 99% of the time it's for these creepy fucks.


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Let me murder yours.



>I've found the community around it to be the most awful, cringy, under-the-radar-actually-pedophiles-irl.

Yeah who would have guessed that the people who want to fuck little anime girls want to actually fuck little girls.



Generally they don't - real little girls are disgusting, like all 3DPD


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Riddle me this. I see a common answer to the "how do get thicc pucci as a blue"

>Be interesting, have something more then a biggus dickus

>be patient


The first one ironically is giving me pause. Might be I'm a shitter but I honestly don't know how to make a compelling male character (neither a nigger, shota, furry or virgin vs Chad contender) that will do what I want it to. Attract thicc mommies and sisters for consenting incest. I know it's gotta be more then one-note or just being into abusive content



Only chantards think like that though, and the majority of F-list's ageplay/loli fetishists are not chantards.



Ah, well, if you specifically mean F-Listers, yeah, they're all attention whoring namefags, so that's not surprising.


>Specify I want incest related things so long as they're above 18

>Constantly approached by 12 year old shotas with blurry profile images trying to get it on in broken english


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>setting up a scene where my character fucks a loli

>haven't done ageplay stuff before, but sure why not. let's experiment

>partner asks me if I'd like to use IRL references

ignored, unbookmarked, reported, alt-f4'd, called the cops, took a thorough shower



jesus christ how horrifying



Post profile



It depends on who you're approaching. The only kind I can see actually wanting a fleshed out character are those interested in story. Nobody else would read any backstory if it's not going to come up in play. If they have males in maybe, you might have better luck with a femboy so check if that's in their faves/yes. There are others who won't care much about your character, as long as you're not an autist and have the same things in mind.

The be interesting thing is basically that, appeal to their kinks and avoid the cliche rich kid, bbc thug nigga, anime boy with cd player.

Be patient usually comes when they have too much people going for them and not enough time to play with everyone.

But then these are so often used as excuses by pinks who are only around for the attention, in which case, be patient is totally a meme. So if you did your best to get their attention and things aren't moving further, might as well move on.

Also, people who say thicc pucci unironically deserve to get cucked by nigger shota.


>click on a profile since this character almost frequents the gay room

>is actually listed as straight, hetero-flexible

I don't know uh, just say if you like dick or not. Fucking faggot.



Well, don't make a shota because shota is fucking awful.

And I dunno, 'thicc' sorts don't seem that picky. I've had them approach my fatass old ugly fucker, my 'biggus dickus' nigger that has nothing else going for them aside from being a lazy thug and generic as fuck orc.

That's all from advertisement, though. Give someone an interesting/easy enough scene to just start up with and it'll pull in a variety of sorts. Most people have such fucking God awful adverts.


>Make an overwatch character for the first time. Never played the game, but the appearance is appealing and the lore is fairly quick to pin down.

>Check out the Overwatch room

>Genderswap gays and homosexuals



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>mixing Overwatch with F-List

>surprised it's double the cancer

I don't know what you were expecting.



>somehow being surprised that (((f-list))) rooms are cancer


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I like this copycat. Actually captures my spirit.




I just didn't think Overwatch would be literally 90% genderswap.


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It's a room full of canons, I don't know what you were expecting.



I wasn't expecting it to be almost all genderswaps. I have never seen so many genderswaps before.


ayy yo dum nig shud have known

all deez canon hoz aint nuthn but lousy cunts who r all bout gettin dick but deep down yknow they gon pussy out

ya nigguz beware of deez bitche$



>Head into an f-list RP room


>/me yawns

>/me also yawns

>/me stretches

>/me "so bored…"


>People crying about the quality of F-list on mobile

Phoneposters gonna phonepost, I guess.



using f-chat 2.0 on phone browser is so bad, but until the phone app comes out, that's all we can do



AndFchat is better. Slightly.

>lurk on phone from work

>can't use the computer because monitored usage, ofc

>friends wants rp, but phoneposting sucks

>type up posts on PC and transfer to phone via QR codes

I am still feeling half ingenious and half dumb for doing it.


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>Monitored usage

>No keylogger



>Go to a room called 'Paradise Rape Dungeon'

>People are cuddling

Fuck this world.



I never understood the need to announce that you're bored. If that's such a problem, why not RP?


I almost wish the official canon characters room banned OCs. Seriously, the OCs that manage to frequent there are either bad or just plain awful.


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What I'm about to write just happened to me

>chatting with someone about loli and age differences

>playing this young girl who already fucked a family friend and is trying to seduce this other guy into bedding her

>guy asks how me and the family friend fucked

>I answer the good ol cliche of "babysitting"

>he mentions how he used to babysit this 9 year old when he was younger

>and he raped her. often

>I reply, unsure if we're still playing or not "you raped her?"

>"Long and hard ;)"

Please oh lord let him have been in character when he said this. Either way, I got out of there like a bat out of hell. And now I feel like I need a very hot shower.



They're expecting someone to entertain them.

These are the people who have stuck with a single character for 7 years and are bored with it. But, instead of making something new they just expect someone to sweep them off their feet for whatever reason.


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Hot doesn't help. Cold is much better.

You can only absolve yourself by finding out whether he was in character and acting accordingly. This is what ageplay entails.



If you ask for RP, it makes you look desperate. If you say you're bored and someone responds with "hey, we should rp", then you've gotten someone to come to you, and thus are a "successful" RPer.



But if you accept their RP, then you're playing with someone who is desperate.



Are you kidding me? I ain't going anywhere near this fucking guy again. For my sanity's sake, I'll assume he meant in character and I'll make sure to specify that I don't find raping kids sexy in any fucking way. God almighty I'll probably go to church this sunday, fuck.



Yes, but because you're bored, it could be seen as an act of casual generosity to play with someone below your ability, like dropping some change in a hobo's cup. You could find someone better if you felt like putting the effort in, but in saying you're bored as a sign of passively looking rather than actively looking, you're saying you expect nothing more than a momentary distraction.

Of course, that's the theory anyway. In reality, "I'm bored" usually translates directly into "I've already spammed the same PM to 15 different people and none of them have answered me", and most users have caught on.





Here's a hint: If they use smiley faces while talking to you OOC, they're probably a real pedo.


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Good o'll Shimosuke or whatever the fuck his name is.

There isn't an OCfag that's worse, no seriously the dude is so awkward.



I'm almost convinced this guy doesn't RP either. He just stays in rooms, being a member of the peanut gallery.


It won't even matter anyways. The Canon Characters room is nothing but IC shitposting disguised as RP.



It's like gaiaonline all over again.

>People floating around because everyone can fly

>Sipping coffee


>It's a tavern/bar of course because fucking get fucked

>Some fight breaks out at least 40 times a day

>Nobody is having sex, ever.

>Just 500 blues playing their Sonic OC and fighting


>been a while since last erp

>partner I had a really long and good thing going with is now somehow only a bit appealing, although I bet I'd get right in the mood after contacting them

>wanting to write some really weird stuff lately but feeling too down and being too busy to go through all the trouble for it

This has been going for long enough to warrant its own category of feel now I think



>partner I had a really long and good thing going with is now somehow only a bit appealing

That's because you've had a really long thing going on with them. I mean, if there's someone out there who somehow gets MORE appealing after playing with them for months/years, I've never met them.



Entertain us, anon. What's the really weird stuff you wanna do?



It's been so good so far that I kinda still want to continue it though, at the very least to see how the story ends. The pain of loving long scenes I guess, they keep being good but not good enough due to how human brain works. I'll consider all the anons who started but never finished our super elaborate and hot scenes with me pardoned, I still love all of the plans we made.


Gay shota rape occurring in a war zone, with some focus on knifeplay/gunplay, reckon I'd be the dom since it comes naturally to me. I won't even try explaining myself.



>I won't even try explaining myself.

nambla pls go and stay go


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>Share a few scenes with someone on different characters, really enjoy playing with them

>Want to roleplay with them again as it has been a while

>Seem to catch them whenever they're not in the mood/want to do something different

We'll eventually play again, right? It's only natural to be disinterested after a while, right?


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…How are you generating the QR codes from the text?

Is the QR code generated on the PC or are you sending that text to a web server?



You mean like a soldier raping local village boys due to shortage of women, or taking advantage of a drummer boy/recruit who lied about his age?





Those could work, both of them being young would be my favorite though. Like a child soldier running into another from the opposing side, disarming him and deciding to take advantage of the situation.



Sending to an online generator.

The monitoring isn't that strict, it's just the remote chance that a random glance at traffic report will fall on flist, and administrative decides to check and it'll be full fucked even at a glance.

The chance is remote but I'm not taking it.


>show interest in someone's character

>talk about potiental RP scenarios, we agree to do one

>send them a starter via note

>3 weeks passed, no response

>send a note, PM in chat no response

>character ends up being deleted

Dude, if you didn't want to play you could just say it.



>send them a starter

>via note


RP was already doomed to fail from the beginning.



>Dude, if you didn't want to play you could just say it.

They are saying it, by not responding.

I don't get people like you. How can you even feel okay with sending notes and PMing someone when you're not getting replies? Do you ENJOY feeling like a total tool or something? For fucks sake have some fucking pride.



>Sending reminders about RP makes you a tool

Wow. Now imagine being this retarded.


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Eh. I can see it. Theres nothing quite like messaging a partner you've done multiple scenes with, and instead of getting a, 'Not right now' or 'I'm busy' they just give you the cold shoulder for literally days before crawling back to you when they're horny and they remember no one does it as good as you.

And thats not a positive feeling, mind you. It's shit, and its great when they don't seem to understand that even the little, "No, not right now." goes a long way to not making you seem like a fucking cunt to people that you like roleplaying with.



>going through this much trouble for the sole purpose of accessing f-list at work



>Playing with people so retarded they need 'reminders'

Haha yeah if someone needs a 'reminder' they're really not that into you, fag.



>instead of getting a, 'Not right now' or 'I'm busy' they just give you the cold shoulder for literally days before crawling back to you when they're horny and they remember no one does it as good as you.

It's an interesting dynamic that stems from a 'dom/sub' relationship when people are, at their core, greedy and interested in variety. I'd wager good money that the cold shoulder is a result of them flexing control over the relationship.

It's why shit like "I'll be your fucktoy you can always message me and I'll fuck you any time you want daddy" will always amuse me. Firstly for thinking I want to slam the same, ruined hole again. Second because there's no end of people who don't understand that their feelings in the moment probably won't even last 24 hours let alone weeks or months.

At its core the whole cold shoulder thing seems to stem from the same premise: I have made myself very available and sounding very interested to pursue a scene with this person, but now I just want to do my own thing and/or lost interest. So rather than admit to my swinging emotional needs I will ignore it.



Oh it is. It's hilarious. I may be the TURBO DOMINANT in RP, but in reality they can make me their little bitch at any time. It's infuriating. Yeah I can go play with someone else, and regularly do - but fuck me, when I want to RP with you, I really don't want to deal with that bullshit.



Notes tend to get lost or buried. Don't be upsetti, have some spaghetti.



I will never understand profiles like these. It's literally a blank, almost nothing there and somehow manages to get play.



Haiku is three syllables, my friend




Do that thing you learned in second grade and clap to the word "Haiku".

Does that sound like three syllables to you?



Haiku is a Japanese word formed with the syllables Ha, I, Ku

Just like Tsunami is Tsu, Na, Mi



Do you pronounce words by stopping at each vowel?

Thanks for the day one Japanese lesson. I'm glad you found out how to enable the keyboard on your phone.



Except even in Japanese, syllables contract when certain characters are placed together. It's two syllables, no matter the language. Syllables are to do with sound, not the number of characters used.



Good thing we're not speaking Japanese then, huh?



Sure, but that doesn't make it three syllables long.



How do you know they get play?



Mora are not syllables. All Japanese speakers know this.


>People who put an emphasis on story for their roleplay with 'maybe a possibility for sex' posting in Sex Driven LFRP

Isn't that what the story driven room is for?



Sex Driven LFRP is basically just the default ad channel at this stage. Unless you're actually looking for no sex at all, there's really no reason NOT to post in there, especially since it gets by far the most traffic and views.


Ania Fayne.



Literally who?



>and somehow manages to get play.

Based on what, the guestbook area? I can confirm at least 3 of those people are just people who trade guestbook posts without doing actual roleplay (At least, that's what they asked me to do).

Also, it looks like at least a whole page of that is written by alts of the same player. In fact, I wouldn't be at all surprised if it was literally just the same 2-3 people alt-sharing guestbook posts.

But beyond that, maybe they're just really proactive?


I don't post in these threads, but I came here to say that femboys are cancer, because most of them aren't even real femboys. Femboy =/= male who doesn't have muscles. Femboys are actually feminine and can be mistaken for people of female genders (even if only in the right circumstances).

Why can't I just put gynophiliac as my orientation so that I can solely fuck things that are genuinely feminine. Instead I have to bounce between gay and straight, before I eventually just decided on putting nothing there, because no matter what I pick when playing a shemale, there is always someone who will argue that their controversial definition of 'femboy' magically fits into what I'm looking for.

I will fuck you if you look like a girl. I won't fuck you if you don't. Yet people will get angry when I tell them they're not what I'm looking for, because they interpret something on my profile in a way that it wasn't intended, due to lack of options - and no, custom kinks don't work when half the people who message you look at your gender, your dominance status, your dick size, and then message. In any particularly order.



He doesn't get play, he just runs a private room and tries to match people up with potential partners.



How to get inlines that clean?





I get offers and approaches on blank-pics-only WIPs too.

All it takes is having pics that appeal to a demographic (he's got a jock, I've got femboy), and showing your existence.

Some thirsty faggots jump from new profiles.

Talk in a room? Get some.

Start RPing in rooms? You'll get some.

There are tons and tons of people with no quality filter out there. Of course, they also suck, but some shitty play is still play for both of those.



Oh and keep in mind a few things:

Viewcount is not related to profile quality - you get view before they see the quality or lack of it, after all.

He has 7000 views, that's 22 per day.

So, he either spams ads a shitload, PMs people by shitload or both.



You edit



Name of the room pls



>Femboy =/= male who doesn't have muscles.

You're right. Those are twinks. But you are correct. I play what you will describe as femboy and yes, 90% of them are cancer. It's why I actively avoid most of them.


Views and bookmarks are absolutely worthless to judge anything on. All it really gives you an idea is how much exposure that profile has had. Bookmarks are the worst because I have so many of them yet I realize most of them are using the art I use. I even found someone using the exact same inlines edited myself.



Inline theft is reportable. Just saying.



… it is? How? I mean, if it's your own art, sure, but if you're using other people's art then what right do you have?



Well, you made it for starters and the mods don't take too kindly to theft.



I don't care if they steal my inlines. I'm more annoyed that chances are someone bookmarked me just to copy my art. The inlines are a big flag that's probably what someone did.


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>I don't care if they steal my inlines. I'm just mad they bookmarked me before stealing my inlines.

You have cuckolding as in your faves and as a custom kink don't you?




Are you sure they're even your inlines? It's one thing if it's an obscure picture no one but you would make an inline out of it, but if it's a popular one, it's not like there's any real variation between people who just remove the background around a popular picture



>visible confusion

It's pretty clear to me: he is disappointed that he is booked solely to fap to pictures he has on his profile and/or to download them later. Specifically inline is a minor part of that. Taking down the inlines also won't actually increase people PMing him from his bookmarks.

Ya know the bike cuck meme? How the reason behind the original comic is that attempting to find a stolen bike would take a ton of effort with near zero chance of success, so may as well just not waste the time? Same thing here.



>attempting to find a stolen bike would take a ton of effort with near zero chance of success, so may as well just not waste the time? Same thing here.

nigga you just report the faggot and move on what's the hassle

you aren't chasing someone down a dark alley it's just a report feature are you retarded



Like I said I can understand if it's your own art, but if you make an inline of say InCase's art then what's the deal?



The core of this type of complaint is that while the base art might be popular, the person took some time out to do the edit themselves. So somebody else is benefiting off of their work.

But that same argument applies to using art made by anybody else in general. So make of it what you will.



How would anyone even have proof that they were the originator of an inline?



They can see when the inline was uploaded and who added it to their profile first.



That just proves they uploaded it to f-list first.

Anyway fuck that - what if you take someone's inline and then make it 1% smaller/larger?



Fuck that.

What if you take someone's inline and then stick a big lump of purple shit on it?




Now this is just petty.


>Faves, Custom kink: Absolutely Zero Limits

>No, Custom kink: Scat



>Find some cool art for a character you've been meaning to play by accident

>Someone you know already plays them

It's either use the cool art for myself or make the complimentary character I was originally going to



And that report goes forgotten instantly. This isn't skyrim, cops aren't going to magically sense that this bike is stolen when they see the thief riding it around.



They have access to what was uploaded when, are you retarded?



What canon do you want to play her with, anon? Raven is top cute, and I've thought on/off about making one before. And not just one who inhales jizz or Beast Boy horse dicks.



>hasn't been playing lately

I'm probably a retard for asking, but are you now? I really like Mageling and this profile, but I don't want to go shaping up my fantasy profile if the soft redhead girl isn't around.



Everything is reportable. Whether it's actually actionable is different.

Can you point to the rule where it says using someone else's inline will get you banned?




It's sort of like writing a shemale, I'd imagine. You can either go with popular tropes. So for males, that would be: BBC, shota, fat otaku, fat old man, JLullaby art, etc., or you can try and do something interesting and hope for the best.



>play OW with some friends from f-list

>inb4 doing things outside of RP with people from f-list

>decide to make a d.va profile because she's really cute and most of the other girls in OW are really cute

>go to OW rooms, packed to the fucking butt with people actually bitching about playing OW

>bronze and silver rank players who scream about how bad their teams are

Anyways, post your profile.



>fat otaku, fat old man

This is going on a tangent but I am always so fucking triggered by comments on porn sites when there's ugly/fat men and there's some braindead hick whining about 'Uuuugh why did it have to be an ugly old man that's so gross what a waste of art'.

As if there isn't 50 times the porn of vanilla pairings. It's like people bitching about Shadman making 'gross art' well just fucking stick with the 100,000 artists that do regular art then, fuck.



I know the pain. It's especially bad because I like fat otaku guys


>"I will never approach someone, you have to approach me!"

>"Approach with an idea!"

>"I won't start us off. Since you approached, you should start us off!"

Fucking wew lads.


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There's a way to draw fat guys without making them hideous, though. Regardless, people have tastes, so if someone sees a character they like on a doujin cover then open it up to see some dude who looks like a cross between a bulldog and their uncle they've got every right to be pissed off/disappointed.


I legitimately can't decide between creating a canon that has more appeal for erp and one that has the potential for it's canon universe autism. Kill me now


People who use IRL images are the fucking worst and I will not be convinced otherwise. They read and acknowledge every part of the profile except for any no kink that may apply to them, be it a kink they like, a setting they like, or the fact that approaches from them aren't wanted in the first place.



make both



Of course they have a right to be pissed off/disappointed. What doesn't make sense is acting like the world and every artist in it is doing you a disservice by not appealing to your vanilla tastes 100% of the time.



This. There's too much porn for people to sit around and throw a temper tantrum every time they find something they thought was for them but had a fetish they didn't like.



>implying that people read on f-list



That's just fucking retards letting themselves feel cucked because they depicted an uglier bastard fucking their waifu.


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>make Chad profile, pretty much a male-bimbo jock w/big white dicc

>asian girls are fun but black girls are what really gets me going, focus on getting play with them

>never ever find any good ones, they're rarer than a popular male-herm

>ghetto hoes are sorta abundant, but the loud angry black girl trope is ehhhh…

>give some of the shittier ones a chance, don't judge a partner by it's profile n shit, maybe they'll be good

>big mistake

>they clingy af

>a couple asked for n00ds, one wanted to talk face-to-face on Skype

>still have yet to find a good brown girl to smut with

this character in particular has had better luck in finding black men to fuck than black females. seriously.

also, if anyone could explain to me why so many black girls are into mobsters, I'd really appreciate it

<haaaai! I know this has like nothing to do with your character concept but could you make him a mob boss instead ;)



>The least desired race/gender combo in the USA

Who would have thought it'd be hard to find.



There's no way people like it less than Asian guys, right?


Advertisements to avoid in F-List.

>"Seeking daddy for…"

>"I'm bored…"

>6+ links to porn images

>"Wobbly grump…"

>Shopping list of kinks

>4000+ characters

>"Oh you hung bastard…"

>"… smol…"



>That one fucking idiot who stutters about "H-how he w-won't suck d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-dick" and also posts a really stupid fucking ad about getting his cock and balls trapped in a glory hole and also he's an angel for some reason



>a couple asked for n00ds, one wanted to talk face-to-face on Skype

Maybe it's time to create a chad profile.


>Want to make a big muscular man

>Have to wade through bara art



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>like strongfat

>want to make a gigantic fembara

>don't like facial hair or overt masculinity in general

>have to wade through bara art

>70% of it is furry

>just use art of a female strongfat character instead

I'm sympathetic for all the wrong reasons



>Play a big muscular man

>Put them down as straight

>Emphasize in kinks he's only interested in females

>Put at the top of the profile (females only)


>2 faggot twinks PM me and some gay zebra



>play a female wrestler

>put them down as straight

>gets several lesbians looking for play

You're not alone.



>and some gay zebra

Yeah he approaches every straight male out of desperation/delusion.


>be me

>play a fairly attractive character but only wants to do story rp with them

>almost always get "ur so hot" and other comments in public rooms

I really want to add a notice like this to my no's but I don't want to sound autistic.



Among heterosexuals, at least, they are. Asian men only come in at second most scorned, and at least other Asian women like them, if not as much as the BWC.



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Do you know what gets me unreasonibly angry? Rooms that require you to tag anything NSFW.

Do people browse f-list at work?


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>Doing a public RP with a partner you know

>Shitters try to force their way in, or even worse a "Always Dom/Dombreaker" tries to get you out of the RP to attempt to Cuck you



>Do people browse f-list at work?

They absolutely do. Most people just use it like some nu-IRC these days.



>doing a public RP

There's your mistake



I mean I have some partners into it.


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>Not cucking an entire room of one of your favorite partner's, favorite partners

>Not having her directly reject them as she focuses on servicing your cock openly

>Not making her set up a status about how she's your gutter slut and that all the pathetic lil' beta nerds need to sit still and watch

>Not shutting down the room with your type-fucks and having multiple PMs of people saying they've cum to your posts

>Not having her partners mewling pathetically in your ear in jealousy

Wow anon are you a fucking fag or what.



>says the person too afraid to post what their current characters' names are, yet will talk about proudly displaying their autism in public rooms, which are dens of autism already, and getting whispers from people autistic enough to get upset over who typefucks who in a degenerate furry site

It shouldn't be possible to achieve this level of stupid.


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>This is what I get from /erp/

Plus. You must be seriously retarded if you think its fright and not 'Knowledge that I'll get banned.' You do realize theres a difference, right? Or are you such a new fag you weren't around when people literally made threads about finding my characters?

>When anons try to call you a pussy but the Fai Bogeyman still causes people to flip shit in fear 2k18.

Please go, cuck. My logs will be there when you need something to beat off to.



>you're a newfag

>but also Fai boogeyman that apparently affects newfags

At least try to be consistent.

You talk about cucking people in public rooms, which are objectively a collective turbo autists trying to vie for as much attention as possible, but you're too much of a cuck to say who you are. I don't give a shit what fallacy you use to justify it, you're still a contradictory shitter


>Get approached by generic as fuck blonde blue eyed porn actress profile

>Not even an attempt at making a character, just porn pictures and text that boils down to 'me so horny'.

>While scoping out their profile to see if it's anything worthwhile, see 'BBC' in their no-section

>They think BBC is 'boring and lame'

Well I'm sorry honey but with a character like that, I'd say you're gonna have to learn to like them because anything less boring has way better options.



>When an anon insinuates something from my post I didn't say

>When anon doesnt know most newfags are receptive of me

>When anon doesnt knlw I'm calling them a newfag because they clearly don't know the vendetta most users commonly have against me and regularly talk about publically

Okay so you are retarded.


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Sort-of related

>Did a public RP where I was blowing someone under the table

>People still kept crawling in under said table to either inform everybody that they were watching and/or they comment that what I was doing is lewd

>Nobody tried to join in or ask for me taking a turn between their legs, they just confirmed they knew what I was doing

I'm not even mad about it, just kind of confused as to what the point was.


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Why would Fai post any characters? You retards get them banned almost immediately.

Snitches get stitches.



They're just too terminally beta to actually ask for it.



>break rules

>Get banned




Don't respond.



It's a slightly longer version of *Takes out popcorn*.



Orbiting what you're doing to leech off a tiny bit of attention.

Also what >>159602 said.



>Getting banned from F-list

Wow Fai are you a fucking fag or what?



How the fuck do you even get banned from f-list? How big of a piece of shit do you have to be?


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>someone makes a really hot post in my guestbook as I'm heading off for the night

>they delete it by the time I'm up tomorrow

Do some of these dumb fucks actually feel shame about the shit they write? It's an erotic roleplay site where your only proof of identity is an isolated character meant to be as depraved as possible. It's just so fucking lame, and sort of a turn off.



I think it's because they worry you'd take it the wrong way (and let's be honest here, some players on F-list are absolute divas who would) and didn't want to risk upsetting someone who'd whine their ear off. That or they felt it just wasn't good enough. Your guess is as good as mine.


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>Be me

>I'm Fai

>Step into public chat

>Copy-paste my giant intro paragraph to a public room

>Random slut with two lines on their profile makes a OwO face


>Blurt out a three page essay about my cock

>They type back "Cums instantly"

>Holy shit yeah

>Write a novella about how I start fucking them

>"O-O-Oh [NAME REDACTED, lol you nerds would like to know my secret profile, wouldn't you?] you're penor is so BIG!!!!!!"

>I'm gonna fucking cum IRL

>Write a book about my sweaty smegma choking them to death

>*dies x_x*




>Write a peer-reviewed examination on the subject of the dead corpse I just made out of this Jessica Rabbit canon

>Ask someone in the chat to pretend to be the corpse's boyfriend

>Some guy with no avatar does it

>"W-w-w-ww-w-hat have you d-d-d–d-dd–done?"

>I'm shooting dry fucking loads

>Write the contents of an academic library of reasons why my dick is better than theirs

>They both log off

>My orgasms have gotten so strong my lungs are cramping

>Make an icon mosaic of their destroyed pussy on my drop down menu and link to their profile

>It's from a picture I found on tumblr

>It's not even their character

>The profile is now empty, it just says "Fai's Bitch~~"

>Only custom kink "FAI'S DICC OWO"

>The profile gets deleted two hours later but I don't take the link off

>Get banned

>Tell everyone on /erp/ how much of a stud I am

>Post fox waifu to make sure people know its me

>Everyone hates me

>The hate makes me cum even harder, I'm just shooting blood at this point

>See someone make a greentext of me

>Start gasping hard and holding back tears

>"I'm not insulted you fucking fagots this was really f-funny lol"

>Post my logs on /erp/ and have another teasing session with Red and put everything in spoilers

>Go to bed hugging my horsecock elf pillow, knowing I'll never be a cuck like everyone else that's less autistic than I am.



Message them and ask why. Come back with results.



Is it bad that I absolutely fucking love these? I should have more shame. Thanks anon.


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>"I'm not insulted you fucking fagots this was really f-funny lol"


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I mean these are funny. G-guis you are hurting my feelings )))):

No, this is fucking hilarious.



Why is absolutely everyone who plays a Jessica Rabbit profile an absolute shit? Every single one of them has been the biggest flake I've played with.


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>"I'm not insulted you fucking fagots this was really f-funny lol"



Delightful work!


Thankka gurl

yousin kno issa but lota work intaa

makin sure

ussa name bois

get lossa recognittin we dezervin

ye yeeeeeeeeeeeeeee



Classic Fai.


>Go to the bathroom

>Apparently get a message when I come back

>5 minutes ago

>Person logged off

>Never comes back on

Is 5 minutes a really long time to wait or something? I assume they wouldn't have messaged me if they needed to leave that soon after



I mean, when you put it that way, you just make it sound like Fai is having more fun than everyone else.



Stupid people are statistically happier



They might’ve just gotten bored and decided to switch characters or went to do something else without remembering or caring that they messaged you which I’m honestly guilty of, or they pussied out


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There is so much writing on this topic that I honestly do not understand how incomprehensibly thick your skull must be to believe this is what anon said.



So what you're saying is that you aren't happy, but you're still stupid




>Has fun because being retarded

>Still claims to be better than others


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May be stupid, but I still get more fake and real pussy than you.

Must be doin' something right famalamadingdong. Go back to crying about the absolute state of typefucking.



>fake pussy

Enjoy jumping at literally any generic pink name with an avatar throwing themselves at you because you're desperate

>real pussy

Wouldn't be here if you were, nor would you be this autistic

But at least you're admitting it, that's the first step


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You'd think I'd do more than focus on Red for the past two months if that were true. Probably would be a lot healthier if I was that desperate to be frank.



>Mucking around in a themed room, just trying to get a little idle IC banter going

>Shitter smells a pink name, rushes into the room

>Sees silly hook for someone to play with, interprets it as 'forget setup must rape now shitter hooorny'

>Begins aggressively godmodding until I either stop posting or make it clear OOC

What the fuck do these people expect to happen? "Haha! I have your character cornered IC, so now you have to lewd with me!" or something? I don't understand.



I honestly do not know. I've seen people beak the rules countless fucking times and they at most get a two or three day suspension. F-list staff is SUPER lenient when it comes to handling shit like this, the only thing they absolutely don't budge on is ban-evaders



That's kinda the point.

There's going to be that one point where you break a rule and get banned. So when they wonder why, the mods just bring up all the shit they did.

Or sometimes when they break the rules, people are too fucking stupid to report it.


Tanaka Mihama-Rose has to be one of the worst OCs on this site.



>Check out the profile

Looks about right. There's probably a 95% chance that anyone who has an 'OC' also wrote a fucking novel that you have to read before talking to them.



Saw a partner of mine post a statusplay thing, trail led me to this bitch Kana Atsuki alt. Partner was one of the better writers I've run into and I don't know what the appeal was and it's low-key turned me off of them a bit. I like to think it was probably just them doing some low-effort shit and maybe getting to feel superior to someone claiming to be perfect.



I can sympathize.

Nothing turns me off from a partner harder than the 'wall of people' or status play.




Fai was banned multiple times for being autistic in public. He then evaded a ban ~2 days before it was over and got permabanned. He tried to dispute it, was refused, and then spammed their inbox with autistic screeching for a few months. I think he tried again recently with Dave the Pangolin but it turns out he didn't give a shit and so Fai still evades his ban.



>RP with someone

>They're pretty good

>Get a nice guestbook post from them

>See they posted on >>159371 this guy's guestbook

>Remove their post



>The profile is not a work in progress. Want to know more about me, reach out. Not satisfied? Fuck you.

Excuse me for wanting a filled out profile then.


>have an okay time with a writer

>can clearly tell it's a guy on the other side but he writes an okay female sometimes

>overall OK time

>every night they have some new shit

>try to get them to write something smutty and fun just to clear their head

>"I'm not feeling it"

>decide to just talk to them and ask them what's wrong

>every single night goes like this

>tonight it's worse for some reason

>"I'm a guy"


>"Most people leave after this point"

>now having a discussion about how shit his life is on f-list

>tell them "it's just the internet, just like ignore the bad shit."

>keeps going back to how everyone just leaves them

>bring up the point that I'm not here for the concern of others, I'm here to enjoy myself

>we are now arguing about dumb shit

>fuck this shit I'm out

>"See you."

>I'm the one who started all of our conversations; without prompting you will never speak to me again

>"you're such a mean person" etc.

Reminder that if it's a female profile and there is any hint of it being a guy writer, or if it's blatantly spelled out, don't go for them; they always have brain problems and can't handle the estrogen they get from playing as a woman on the side.


The rules on F-list are too hugboxy in the first place. Calling someone a mean name is considered breaking the rules. I can understand if it's something malicious like someone evading blocks and using several characters to send shit tons of mean shit over the chat or notes, but in passing one time doesn't feel like grounds for a wrist slap.



99.9% of players are guys no matter what. Yes, even the pink names. To 'not' see everyone as a male writer means you're the one with perception issues. If anything, it should be a red flag if they seem too much like a woman in how they type, using excessive emoticons, etc.

What you spoke to was a retarded who can't keep their offline issues separate from their online bullshit. Their gender should be irrelevant, they're just a stupid person.



I'm going to give that anon the benefit of the doubt and suggest that maybe what they're picking up on with the 'hint of being a guy' is actually more signs that they're not properly dividing IC, OOC and IRL from stupid online sexy talk.




What I mean is people who play girls and act like it's some big secret that they're a guy so they have to explain it; the explanation alone removes that nice little veil you have of a person and you're no longer thinking about a character and instead are being forced to focus on the person behind the screen which is just gross.



Do the second one. There are far too many "canons" that just turn the character into the same vapid slut every other canon is. The more you actually care about the character's uniqueness the more they'll stand out.


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>Being this wrong

Damn son, I don't even know what to say to this. It's like you woke up, pissed all over the bed and then blamed the catte for the reeking puddle of urine.


>Play with someone

>They get upset when they find out I'm not really a tentacle monster IRL



>The rules on F-list are too hugboxy in the first place.

>Calling someone a mean name is considered breaking the rules.

Or you can just, behave yourself when you're in a public room.



>The rules on F-list are too hugboxy in the first place

I'd say they're just the right amount of hugboxy since I can't imagine why you'd want to sperg out on someone over a text-fucking chat program.


>it's a "trap who sets himself as a pink to avoid being castrated for being a blue" profile

Pussy. I set all of mine on blue and I deal with getting shit on.


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> Hello there miss >:3 ^_^

> Would you be interested in some hot thick orc cock? ^.^ ^.^

> licks you

> ^O^ ;)

Thanks Satan


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Traps get shit for blue profiles? I thought it was the opposite because traps are not actually pinks.



>licks you

Maan those furfags. Even if they switch to a human character they'll still keep doing it.

Thou I actually got one to drop doing it.



More that they set themselves as pink to not get the same kind of treatment as most blues do. They probably do get more actively shat on for it though unlike if you're a blue you'll get more or less ignored.



I can't imagine anyone seeing those emotes and being more interested in playing for whatever reason.


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"This profile looks pretty good, I could see this working out. Kinks match, decent literacy, interesting ide-"

>cock diameter: 2 inches

>cock length: 13 inches

Why does almost every blue feel like they need to have either an impossibly large dick or an embarrassingly small one?

>cock shape: human

Not with those proportions



I honestly have no idea why this is so popular.

Like, I don't get it. Is the appeal being woken up/waking someone up with sex, or is it to have a one sided affair where someone is getting off on someone who is unconscious?

And why does every turbo nerd have it as a custom fave?



It can be both a power thing and a trust thing depending on the context. Anything from, "You're not safe from me even when you're asleep" to being so laid-back with someone that you'll let them relieve themselves with your body whilst you sleep.



That makes sense.

It just seemed kind of boring from a roleplay perspective, due to it being incredibly onesided.



I've included it in scenes myself before, but usually just as one or two posts before moving on to them waking up, because there's only so much you can write when you're supposed to be asleep.

That said, typing out that sentence just now made me think of something that could be fun - what if everything the awake person did to the sleeping person affected their dreams in drastic, perhaps metaphorical ways? Eh, it'd probably be pretty boring honestly, or at least have a bigger focus on fantastical elements than any smut.



>Why does almost every blue feel like they need to have either an impossibly large dick

Because you get more play that way. Optimal cock size is from 12-18 inches which satisfies most size queens without 'going overboard'.

And what's embarrassingly small? 6 inches?



6 inches is a pretty normal size. I'm talking 2-3 inches.


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Different Anon here - the victim having a far-fetched wet dream or even imagining the "aggressor" in their imagination is what I think of when I put it in my favorites/yes… but not a lot of people do it. RP somnophilia for most people is waking up to being deepthroated or having your face sat on. Guess my favorite doujins being ones where one of the two characters is asleep or unconscious in the beginning might be a contributor though. I'm just desperate enough to take anything close enough to that even if it's fuckin' boring thanks to RP being a two-sided endeavor.



I always figure those are guys with actual micropenis IRL.



>is it to have a one sided affair where someone is getting off on someone who is unconscious?

Usually this, yes. Loads of people who have this as a kink leave themselves online all night and suggest you fuck them while they sleep.



The average dick size on this site is like 16" and likely moves up by like 2" each year as people continue to one-up each other

Though blues are more likely have normal sized dicks than shemales



It sucks, because it's true. I love the idea of it, but sometimes I'm hesitant on making it a custom because I fear that randos will just see the somno kink on my faves and think I just want to get some one-sided post while I'm asleep irl.




>someone calls me a faggot

>I call them a cunt

>this is all in private

>"Don't do that, this is bananable"

>"Fuck that"




Yeah? That's fine.



Ya'll niggers need thicker skin



Not really. Someone who can't respect other people's boundaries in private after being given a warning should rightfully be punished.


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Nice high horse there.


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Nah nigger, there's a difference between having a personal dispute where things get heated and then it gets dropped, to actual harassment.

Hasn't there been quite a few people perma'd after years and years on the site just because their minor infractions have built up? Its a ton of petty shit over years just being lumped on. If I call someone a cuck because they're being a whiny little bitch because I told them no, and won't get the message I shouldn't be told "Okay Fai Fai this is bad", the other RPer should get slapped on the wrist and told to go sit somewhere until they can not be a dumb mother fucker and whine for hours on end about how you don't want to fuck them.

Ignore and blocking is meant for actual fucking issues, not some pissbabies having tantrums. Emotions ebb and flow, and that's okay. Acting like me telling someone to fuck off because they're #1241256 who's mad because I pointed out 'I don't fuck fags' on my profile is some egregious offense is goddamn silly.

I swear, some of you fuckers must have relationships where you never have arguments or fight with people about differing opinions at all n' shit. It's so fucking weird. I've had moderators on F-list come up to me because I called my friend who I was shitposting with in /erp/ (years ago) a dumb fuck, and having to elaborate to them that I was joking and that we know each other just seemed to make them scratch their damn head. "B-but why is s-s-someone reporting you then?" "I don't know, they think I'm actually being vindictive?"




I dunno folks I've never even gotten so much as a warning on f-list because I don't go there to shout curse words at strangers. Perhaps y'all could simply go to a different site.



>I swear, some of you fuckers must have relationships where you never have arguments or fight with people about differing opinions at all n' shit

I agree that people need to have thicker skin on the internet, you included, but if you're actually insulting people you're in a relationship with, you're a fucking faggot. This was pretty shit justification. It's one thing to have a disagreement, it's another thing to be downright hostile to people you're apparently 'in a relationship with'. People quick to use ad hominem are generally cunts who are scared they might be wrong - and if you're not using ad hominem, and you're just insulting people on top of making a point, you're just an autistic twat all around.


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>No curse words on my site dedicated to an 18+ audience

>Whilst you're on a character devoted to murder fucker and rape

>Whilst they talk about how your character SHOULD ACT and SHOULD do things

>Cyberbullying is real guis I promoose fai fai told me to fuck off once which made me sit down and shut up but now I'm mad!!!!

This is the reason none of my generation is dating or doing anything productive with their lives.



"Hey dumbfuck!"

Damn son, I didn't realize I was trying to make a point and or argue.

Fuck me.

You sure got me son.

Please quit being a illiterate. I said shitposting, not argue.



The same logic in that image could apply to you. In the scenario presented >>159847 here you have the option to not insult the person back or, at the very least, not acted snippy when told to knock it off.

But it's more on you to change your behavior because someone who doesn't respect the rules will likely be a repeat offender if not punished.



>curse words

I didn't know they let 5-year-olds on the internet.

That's against this forum's rules, by the way

Maybe you should get out of here, Stalker, if you're going to be a rules fag.


>you have the option to not insult the person back

I guess I could live my life just letting people step on me, and then have some strange sense of the world where everything is black and white and you're either a good person or a bad person.



"I swear, some of you fuckers must have relationships where you never have arguments or fight with people about differing opinions at all n' shit" was used as justification for why people should be insulting each other. If it wasn't, why even bring it up? Because it has no relation to the topic otherwise.

"B-but I only brought it up because I was talking about doing it with friends" I hear you say, then you wouldn't have been reported for it, dumbfuck. The person you responded to was clearly talking about direct insults, not friendly jabs, and friendly jabs don't get reported unless you're seriously misinterpreting a situation.

>a illiterate



Oh, I should have realized from the image earlier.

Well, Fai, you were permabanned for acting like a child - which you continue to do - so I wouldn't take your justification to heart for what rules are fair or not.


>I guess I could live my life just letting people step on me

Gee, now who has the thin skin. In any case, the same argument could be said for the other side where they're not going to let you step on them, and thus they report you and get you banned. Fairly effective I should add. Fai there can't even post their character profiles anymore in fear of being slammed for ban evasion.



>Fai Fai post your character profile on a place that moderation regularly checks for infractions of board users

I mean, I freely post them elsewhere. Not fucking here. You're out your damn mind.



>they say something "mean"

>I am somehow not completely justified in retorting with something equally mean

this is a strange modern world where faggots are allowed to roam and throw tantrums and then be pampered for being spanked.








I swear to fucking christ.



>This is the reason none of my generation is dating or doing anything productive with their lives.

Says the person that comes to an imageboard dedicated to typefucking almost weekly and pisses and moans about dumb shit on top of that. Neck yourself please.


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>actually getting banned from f-list in the first place




>not having fai on your global filters



You do realize if you told literally anyone in real life about what you do on here, you would be the laughing stock of your generation, right? Don't try to take some moral highground about dating lmao. The reason people aren't dating is because women are slowly becoming more and more obnoxious in their demands and how easily they can, lawfully, fuck over the people they get involved with. No one dates because one woman being scorned can fuck your entire life over if she wants to be vindictive, and no one really knows who is vindictive until after the fact - if they knew in advance, they simply never would have dated. Dating women is literally a gamble in the modern era. Japan is an extreme example of this.



Anon, why are you so thin skinned? Just close your eyes nigga lol



>Going this incel

Holy shit ahahaha. Like yeah there's a reason why this is a secret to every one but holy shit what.


Nigga what. ahahahahaha.



In the hypothetical, you responded with something mean, and then they in so many words said that if you continue you will get banned. They have now turned this back and forth into the lines of harassment, and you pushed.

Sorry, snowflake, but you can't just say whatever you want and expect everyone to be okay with it. Not every website is 4chan.




>implying I hate women

It's a fact you fucking mong. Dating is objectively a gamble right now. If you live with someone for two years they can legally take half your shit even without being married. One vindictive woman can claim rape and you'll be forced into court cases for the next two years of your life and despised by everyone around you until proven otherwise.

70% of men under 40 in Japan aren't in relationships and 50% of them have stated they never wanted to be in one.

>b-but Japan is incel and beta

No they aren't you fucking retard. They're protecting themselves.


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Oh my fucking god stop anon please stop my sides can't handle this holy shit



As always, you're a fucking retard.

>m-muh generation

Your generation considers you a blight and you know you'd be an outcast if you came out to them about literally anything you do online.


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Don't be a faggot, nigger


>In the hypothetical, you responded with something mean, and then they in so many words said that if you continue you will get banned.

Where did you get that, you trash heap?

Someone called me a faggot, I called them a cunt, and then they reported me, a moderator came to tell me that's not nice, I explained that "fair's fair" and they gave me a 24 hour lockout.

You're all just being rulecucks and acting holier than thou when we're talking about namecalling, a practice that is pinnacle to being able to freely state your mind on the internet.



>being this much of a beta faggot

>on a nicaraguan sexscribe forum



>Talk to people about commission money and upfront say I write smut for people online

>The amount that I make from commissions literally make whatever oddness they feel about me writing porn a non-factor because its good use of my time and ability.

Okay anon. Mind you there is a difference about going into SPECIFICS of what I roleplay on the leisure.



>I write porn for money

is not telling people

>I spend all day fucking people on a furry site while pretending to be a shemale elf, while also arguing with people on 4chan-lite about said site and talking like a hoodfaggot

>I also think I'm better than my generation

You are genuinely the laughing stock of your generation. No amount of dodging the question when talking to people will fix that.


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>You do realize if you told literally anyone in real life about what you do on here, you would be the laughing stock of your generation, right?

Better tell all those smut artists and H-game dev makers (and, god forbid, Erotic Novel authors) to pack it up. Im sure they care heavily about the opinions of people like you

>Dating women is literally a gamble in the modern era. Japan is an extreme example of this.

This reeks of /incel/.



>Implying I think I'm better

Sure anon, whatever you say.



>Comparing H-game makers to a faggot who whines on f-list all day

the only thing I didn't know is he doesn't do it for free.



>Whines on flist all day

Post stats.

And thats rich coming from an incel who is posting on a cambodian smutbased imageboard in their spare time.


This is retarded, anon I suggest mental therapy for your brain. You clearly think like a monkey when it comes to women.



There's an enormous difference between making an actual product for a market and making bank of it, which clearly has support from the general public, and pretending to be a shemale elf on a furry site they've been permanently banned from, yet still keep going back to, while arguing with people on 4chan-lite about how big your ego is. Texas sharpshooter is not a real argument.

>this reeks of incel

When an entire generation of people is becoming aware of something and someone just points out the reason why they're become aware of that, it doesn't make them incel. Shooting the messenger is fucking retarded and you can fuck off.



>Where did you get that, you trash heap?


>someone calls me a faggot

>I call them a cunt

>this is all in private

>"Don't do that, this is bananable"

>"Fuck that"


So really, just a poorly worded explanation. How that read to me is that a mod wasn't contacted until they told you not to insult them, and them informing you it's bananable.

But okay, let's assume the "Don't do that, this is bananable" part is from a mod contact. You then tell them, "Fuck that". In what world do you think telling a mod "I will not follow the rules" should then be followed with no punishment?

Careful, by the way. You're just a step away from bringing up 'Free Speech'.



>When an entire generation of people is becoming aware of something and someone just points out the reason why they're become aware of that, it doesn't make them incel. Shooting the messenger is fucking retarded and you can fuck off.

You realize the majority of that generation is getting on just fine with sexual relationships?

Citing Japan only worsens your argument as much of their issues are also tied to cultural aspects (such as work ethic) and cannot be compared to the West in the slightest.

>texas sharpshooter fallacy

Anon, you might be retarded.


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>getting on just fine



You know that even if you take off your name, everyone knows that you're still fai, fai.


>you're a step away from bringing up free speech

>preempting arguments

I'll play, what makes you think that free speech is not allowed to be called in here?


>Fate/Series is popular so there are hundreds of Fate autismos

>tfw one universe you're autismo for has 3 people who are never online

>The other you can't figure out a character niche to try out but only has a handful of people anyway

I'm not complaining about Fate being popular, just easing my sadness and bitching



>tries to express similarities between two entirely different things and uses one as justification for why the other is fine

Literally Texas sharpshooter and you've yet to show otherwise. One is a product for a booming market, the other is some autistic individual being autistic online.

>when you realize the majority of that generation

Literally every single first world country is having declining rates of people getting into relationships, and when I first used Japan I literally stated it was an extreme example. Japan is a country that favours women. How about you go look up the issue with the Albanian tourism representative in Japan. Japan is a country that uses 'guilty until proven otherwise' when it comes to cases involving women, and this is why it's in such an extreme state regarding relationships. It doesn't change the fact that they are members of the generation, extreme example or not. Even removing Japan from the equation, it doesn't disprove literally anything I said lmao. In the West, because you're forcing me to use an isolated example, there have been more cases of false rape reports in the past decade than in the preceding century, yet in all of those cases, unless the accused had strong evidence prepared already (they generally don't, because they don't expect to be random accused of something they didn't do), they end up being forced to respond to the court case and lost money. Everyone knows that associating women with extremist feminists is fucking retarded, but it doesn't change the fact that their presence has made dating far riskier. Want a long term relationship? You get fucked if you live with someone for more than two years. Want a marriage? Without a prenup you are literally a goldmine. Random person on the street? Rape accusation, two years of court.



go back to /incel/ you fuck



Not an argument. The fact someone can even recognize that 'their generation' is dating less is proof that less people are objectively less interested in dating lmao. It's not incel because you don't want to know the reason why. Facts don't give a shit about your feelings.

If you don't like what I've said, how about you your own reason for why people are dating less?



Because free speech has a legal definition that doesn't apply to moderation of private services, and it never has as per my knowledge.

You're not allowed to go on to someone else's forum - something that they maintain and pay the operating costs for - and then tell them that you can say whatever negative thing you want in the name of free speech no matter the impact. That's not enforceable by any stretch and it outright isn't fair to expect it. The best you can do is open your own site/service and run it the way you want.



>you shouldn't be allowed to say whatever you want over the internet because it might hurt someone's feelings

rulecuck, got it.



If you don't like the rules you can always like, leave man.



>break rules

>gets banned

>man why did I get banned

>you broke rules

>fucking rulecuck

Can't make this shit up




what this has to do with erp



>you can always leave

that's not a valid argument because F-list holds a monopoly on any amount of good typefucking.



>complain about the rules of a privately-owned website

>instead of doing the logical thing and move somewhere else, you chose to complain as if that will help your case

Now imagine being this retarded. This is the internet, you can find people to RP with almost everywhere.



yeah because it's fucking hard to get banned in the first place



>you can find people to RP almost anywhere

you know this isn't true and you're lying as you write


>hard to get banned

>calling someone mean names is b& worthy

>hard to get banned

nice try, kike



That's exactly right. If I want to limit hurt feelings on my service by moderating it then I am damn well within my rights to enforce that. If this is something you cannot abide by while using the service, then it will be cut off.



>implying that other rp sites like litphoria, rphaven ,etc don't exist. or even sites like deviantart or tumblr dont have rpers that are looking for roleplay

Now I'm hoping that you get banned for being a retard.



>calling someone mean names gets me banned

I wonder what you can do not get banned then. It's one thing if you're doing it with friends, it's another thing if you're doing it with random people you don't even know.

Only reason you can even call people mean names, which I can guarantee to you are things like nigger, kike, cuck, etc, is because you're on the internet. In real life you won't get in trouble legally, but you can bet your ass someone's eventually going to assfuck you reverse piledriver style with a cactus



>going to tumblr for anything other than porn

>implying any of those sites have the community that I can at least sift through to find diamonds in the rough


>In real life

>marine copypasta etc.



'The internet' is a broad term, and in general your 'free speech' is not limited there because you signed a contract with your internet service provider that you have a right to privacy.

F-List is a website that provides a publicly available service, and different websites have different rules and terms of service. In fact, they even say that when you make an account, it means you are agreeing to their terms of service.




As someone who works in the service industry, this literally never happens. Sorry.



As someone who works in the bouncer industry, it happens literally every minute somewhere in the world.



If you didn't work in the industry of soyboys you'd know it does.



>Inebriated horny people are the same as people ranting about food

Sure bucko.



>arbitrarily picking some random scenario that has nothing to do with the conversation

It doesn't matter where you are in the world. If you call someone a nigger every two weeks, eventually one of them will punch you in the face. If you insult people constantly, eventually someone will suplex you because why the fuck not.

Sure bucko.




Are you retarded or did you just read his comment as being related to the service industry for some reason?

nevermind it's both


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Yeah okay. 'Eventually' a nigger will hold a gun to my head when I'm leaving the mall I worked at because I didn't give him free food, but that isn't every day nor is it fucking common. Stop acting like it is.




>"In real life you won't get in trouble legally, but you can bet your ass someone's eventually going to assfuck you reverse piledriver style with a cactus"


Yes, eventually you twat. I don't know why the fuck you would bring up working in some shitty fast food place as if it's the representation of literally every place in the world that someone could use insults in. I don't even know what the fuck your service industry bullshit has to do with anything at all? Do you just say random shit without actually reading the conversation?

The conversation is about how if you insult people in real life you'll eventually get decked, just like how if you break the rules on a site you'll eventually get banned.



I hope he shoots you instead.



don't try to reason with the mentally handicapped. he'll just bring you down to his level



But you don't eventually get decked. Thats what I'm saying nigger. You can have a gun held up to your fucking head and 95% of the time it's literally just to scare the shit out of you so they can feel good about themselves.

Working in service has taught me that if you just hold your fucking ground 99.9999% of people back the fuck off and go the other direction. Didn't someone say they were a bouncer? Their rate is probably significantly lower, but its still pretty fucking high. 'Eventually' is like going you 'eventually' win the lottery if you buy a ticket daily.

Yeah, you do. No fucking shit. But I wouldn't fucking bet on it.



>conversation is about how insulting people gets you banned, eventually

>bring up how insulting people in real life gets you beat up, eventually, and that the only reason you can freely do it online is because there's zero repercussions

If you honestly think you can freely insult people in real life all day, every day, like half of the retards who get banned for insulting people in F-list, you'd get the shit beaten out of you guaranteed, no 'eventually' involved. Working in the service taught you that you were in an echochamber of equally pathetic soyboys who yell insults at each other all day because they don't have the balls to back anything up otherwise.

You're arguing for the sake of arguing you fucking retard. The vast majority of physical confrontations start because of words and insults. You're literally saying that because in your isolated shithole service industry you don't get into fights, that physical confrontations because of insults are rare, when it's the main thing that starts them.




>Calling your comparison shit is an argument

Sure man. And no. I'm saying that working in a mall with literally thousands of degenerate poverty stricken and drugged up crack heads coming in and out daily, is a damn sight better idea of how people work than whatever bullshit you do. Fights were rare. 'Eventually', yes. But your comparison is fucking trash Anon.



>>>>insults were rare

You literally have never worked in service if you seriously stated this. Ahahaha. Get the fuck out faggot. No wonder you unironically use soyboy.



You only get permanently banned fucking once, because it's permanent. You got punished for insults.

You only need to get into a fight once and the comparison is the exact same. You got punished for insults.



>degenerate retard on damage control because he randomly brought up bullshit and subjective shit

>keeps arguing anyway

Just another day in the life autism



are you actually retarded? he's saying that you don't get to talk shit in real life without risk of repercussion. the only reason you can do it online is because there's no threat, but when there is suddenly the threat of being banned you bitch about rules


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>When you want to play a character you haven't played in a while, but the moment you do, the characters orbitor that you completely forgot about showed up and your drive dies instantly.

Is there anyway to kill a players interest in one character faster than an annoying orbitor who won't fuck off?


why don't you guys just take out your frustrations by hatefucking fai instead of arguing with him every day?



Tell the orbiter to fuck off or ignore them. It's your fault if you lead them on without giving them a straight answer.



>being this retarded to the point where you need help to build a profile

This is why shemales are bad.




>RL images




>Do you just say random shit without actually reading the conversation?

Yep he does. And does 180 on his opinion the moment it allows him to start a new argument.

He's an attention whore, plain and simple.


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Oh no I've been found out.


>when you start to think you've found the perfect partner and get snapped back to reality




what'd they do to you anon?


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>someone asks for other messaging deets

>tell them I don't use Discord for typefucking

>they say okay

>give them my Discord

>now every time I log on, they want to typefuck

I like them, but they need to cool their fucking jets.



The reason you never give people on F-List other ways to contact you.



Fai, not everyone is a dirty BR like you. Women in the developed world aren't filthy monkeys obsessed with sex like the ones in huehue land


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I'm starting to realize this, yes. I want to turn slut mode on and off. I don't want fuckers assuming I'm a wide awake wet dream 24/7.



if you play a slutty character people will assume you are a slut 24/7

If you play a story-focused non-slut you will have a better time giving out your contact info



>curse words


there's RP on tumblr for you


>Everyone and their mother is some bimbo looking to get raped

>Raped as in "I lay back and you fuck me hard daddy"

What ever happened to sluts? Those are nice.


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The amount of times I've run into this is astounding. Attracting size queens is one thing, but these people are almost always pretty close to vanilla.

Rational blues, please stop this. It's okay to be under double digits.


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Is it bad I kind of want to message them just to see how far the rabbit hole goes?"



>Rational blues, please stop this. It's okay to be under double digits.

I have male characters that are in the average and even slightly more-so range of dick size. They get play, but the big dick/double digit ones simply get more, and tend to be from more interesting/sexy characters too.

I'm sure if modest sizes resulted in more play, blues would be more inclined to do so.


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>have a blue with a 9 inch dick

>half the people who approach acknowledge how huge it is

>the other half start with small penis humiliation



She's autistic too. So go for it dude.


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The player or the character…?


>Try to set up an RP

>They bitch at me that I have no sexy pictures and that there are no excuses unless you're some weird race

I mean, maybe I've just never found something good enough but okay. I can see why it's a valid complaint.



The player. It at least explains the way she acts in chat.




They did nothing. I stopped hiding my powerlevel and got a little too hardcore for them.


>Approach someone

>"Hey there, would you like to do a scene? I have a few ideas in mind."

>"no, I'm not in to realism."

What the fuck? How can you not be in to realism?



Apply your realism to my 48 inch dick and you'll die

I'm not into snuff, though, so I don't do realism



>Apply your realism to my 48 inch dick and you'll die

>All the blood rushes to fill the boner and your brain shuts down from lack of oxygen



That, too.

But even flaccid, you'd still die.



What're you gonna do, lasso me with it you faggot?



If that's what you're into


>Those low effort slut pinks who try to get a 'gangbang' going out of the blue

Alright I'm just curious. Surely there's many years of experience on this site, so I'll ask; has anyone ever seen an impromptu 'gangbang' started up by a pink have more than 3 people? Hell I would be pretty damn impressed if a single pink could even convince 3 randoms to 1) agree to a gangbang, and 2) stick around.



Nobody's dick's that long, not even Long Dick Johnson, and he had a fucking long dick. Thus, the name.


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No, never. It is impossible under the laws of physics.



Hence why I don't do realism, because it's not realistic.



I once saw an obvious deadfish pink make a room and get like 5 people to join. It was meant to be a gangbang for her, but they ended up fucking each other and ignoring her



I joined a room some pink made for a gangbang once. They were writing 1 sentence replies to like, 3 guys who were writing even less. I'm pretty sure everyone else was just watching and I certainly didn't stick around long.

I've only been involved in one group play with another blue and it was okay, but it was just a threesome spitroasting.

It's actually kinda funny how that works. I've done several M/F/F threesomes and a few M/F/F/F foursomes struck up out of the blue, but pinks seem to have a harder time finding it. Likely because most blues don't find the idea of other blues sexy, but most pinks are played by guys who are down for other female company.



This is precisely the reason I don't understand hyper players and can't take 10+ inch cocks seriously.



And yet it's almost guaranteed you're into a plethora of kinks that are completely unfeasible in reality.



"Why can you get a boner without passing out?"

"Because of magic shemale biology and evolution that makes your heart pump blood and convert oxygen at a faster rate than the microdick plebs"

Wow that was hard. It's as if authentic dickgirls aren't a thing by default, so they can give literally any explanation and it now makes sense.



You have no understanding of biology or physiology, fuck off.



I'm all for realism, and I especially can't stand when I see dumb bullshit like loli characters throwing around hundreds of pounds in weight while looking like a noodle armed shrimp, but there's no reason to get so upset over something like someone's preference of bending reality to have huge tits or a huge dick; I love playing with partners with unrealistic breast sizes, but I won't ever play as a character with a ten foot long penis because that's not what I like. You don't get to decide what other people like though.


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>Implying it fucking matters

I prefer the people who call it silly over the people who want (((REALISTIC))) explanations 100%. Watch out, my fake intersex gender with four feet of cock doesn't make any sense.

Who'd a thought, you hack.



t. dicklet realism shitter who gets upset that no one wants to play with him

Newsflash retard, you're on a site that has a furry as its mascot, is populated by furries, the average dicksize is likely over 20 inches even after removing the people just say their dick is literally 999 inches, and people are constantly cucking each other and getting mounted by centaurs with tentacles.

If you want realism, go fuck someone in reality. I can guarantee your fetishes are garbage.


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I mean. Fuck a biology or physiology standpoint. How about just general proportions? Like I get it. Simple math or proportions are way out of the average F-listers ability.

But like. 48 inches of dick is something stupid like this.


You have to extend the sliders to even reach it.



I wish blues would just stop being shit and agree to play with another blue involved for the sake of lewdness, just like pinks do.


>Make fun of shitter shotas

>Everyone claps

>Make fun of people's dick-size, likely compensating for having a 3 inch cock IRL with their 50 inch behemoth

>Everyone loses their minds




There is a reason to get 'upset' over someone trying to inject realism into somewhere where realism doesn't belong, and fucking it up royally. Because the heart converts fucking oxygen.



>making fun of shotas

This whole train of hating shotas pisses me off. I just want to play a little boy who gets his dick sucked by the town moms association.



Shemales don't make sense biologically. Herms don't make sense biologically and shouldn't even be able to produce ejaculate or sperm. Cuntboys don't make sense biologically. The fucking MPreg, through the ass, people like doesn't make sense biologically.

But you're getting upset because a gender that doesn't make sense biologically can give a random answer to people who expect realism? Also, the guy wasn't putting realism where it doesn't belong, he was giving a generic reason for people who could genuinely be upset about a lack of realism and expect realism.

No joke, post your profile so I can point out all the flaws.



Every fucking shota player is shit. If a male doesn't immediately go to a female gender when he realizes few people want standard males, then he goes to shota because he thinks it'll attract more. /ss/ lovers are generally cancer and infest everything. I can deal with someone who has an enormous dick because it's the internet on a furry textfuck site that has default fetishes like 'Blueberrification'. They're just liking what they like and doing what they do. If you don't like them, you can tell them you're not interested or block them. I don't like shotas because the vast, vast majority of the population is absolute cancer. It doesn't matter what kinks they're into, most of them are just utter retards who can't respect boundaries - keyword being most.



>post your profile so I can point out flaws

why the fuck does everyone here result to argumentum ad hominem? You're a shitter if you ask for someone to post their profile without being willing to post your own.



>If a male doesn't immediately go to a female gender when he realizes few people want standard males, then he goes to shota because he thinks it'll attract more.

Well then they didn't try for very long because I get tons of play on my standard males compared to my shota. There's got to be way more people going for generic blues than shota.



I hate it because I literally cannot wrap my brain around it. You either need to be so hung it defeats the point, or I have to work out how a child without the understanding or tools to actually pleasure a thicc milf mannages to mind break them



You don't even know what ad hominem means. Ad hominem is to attack someone directly in place of an argument. I attacked you on top of making an argument. Asking for your profile isn't ad hominem, either.

I'm not the one bitching about people needing to be realistic. I can guarantee your profile has plenty of shit about that's not realistic. If you weren't a hypocrite you'd post your profile. I don't need to post mine because I recognize mine isn't realistic, but I'm not bitching lmao.



>/ss/ lovers are generally cancer and infest everything.

>furry lovers are generally cancer and infest everything.

>diaper lovers are generally cancer and infest everything.

>vore lovers are generally cancer and infest everything.

>inflation lovers are generally cancer and infest everything.

Look and see how that isn't an argument.

>I can deal with someone who has an enormous dick because it's the internet on a furry textfuck site that has default fetishes like 'Blueberrification'.

>I can deal with someone who wants to play as a shota because it's the internet on a furry textfuck site that has default fetishes like 'lactation'.

Not an argument either, you're just saying you're okay with giantism but not shota because reasons

>They're just liking what they like and doing what they do

>implying this is not everyone's mindset ever for doing anything on a fetish roleplay site

>I don't like shotas because the vast, vast majority of the population is absolute cancer.

Also not an argument. Saying you don't like something because you don't like something is just circular thinking; you don't need a reason to hate something, but you're all just circle jerking the idea of hating shotacon because it's okay to not have to bring in any critical thinking to the table since it's just accepted that no one likes it. I hate shotas that act like total dipshits or dommy bitchbreakers, but I feel like hating on the idea of shotacon involving something sweet or even romantic between two partners going through the taboo desires between a young boy and an older woman is like hating those nicer, gentler roleplays where you just want to get comf with a fluffy monster girl and do incredibly depraved things like hold hands and tenderly and consensually have sex with the intent of procreation.


>you need to be so hung it defeats the point

I always do shota with a minimally sized cock though

>or have to work out how a child without the understanding or tools to actually pleasure … manages to mindbreak them

It more stems from the milf's desire to court a young boy; it's not really about me playing this wonder cock golden boy, it's about a woman who really wants to fuck a 12 year old going so head over heels from the personality of a sweet little boy she can accept the fact that he doesn't have a big dick or will actually be expecting it and finds joy in the pleasure of just barely scraping her depths with a cock that very easily shoots off into her. Hung shotas and bitchbreaker shotas are my bane and make me rustled.


Nice dubs

>you don't even know what ad hominem means

to the man, next

>is to attack someone directly in place of an argument

Let's see here

>No joke, post your profile so I can point out all the flaws

sounds like you were trying to attack someone directly here, and this was supposed to be the justification for your argument, rather than making any good points. Does everyone here just talk in circles?

>I attacked you on top of making an argument.

you didn't attack me, I just pointed out that you're a shitter for asking for a profile when someone made a gripe about people who do or don't enjoy realism

>asking for a profile isn't ad hominem

[citation needed?]

>I'm not the one bitching

>I'm not the one bitching lmao

Fai, is that you? You forgot to put your name up so I could easily ignore your abhorrent shitposting.


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Nope, this is too autistic for me.



>doesn't respond to the actual argument

>just cherrypicks random pieces of it so he can pretend to be making an argument

>argues about what makes an argument

>cites the latin phrase rather than its actual use

Holy fuck you're retarded. This is some youtube comment-level arguing.

>sounds like you were trying to attack someone directly here

No, that's pointing out that you're very likely a hypocrite because I can guarantee your profile isn't realistic, either. It's pointing out that your entire basis is flawed. It's attacking your argument, not ad hominem.

>talking in circles

Then actually say something of value


>small dicked shota faggot

Didn't you already bitch enough earlier in the thread that no one wants to deal with your shit. This is actually hilarious.

Fyi, this is ad hominem, so you actually know when to use your pseudo-intellectual buzzwords.



>This is actually hilarious.

I wish I saved that picture or greentext someone wrote out about how fai is that faggot who will corner you as you're getting into your car and rant and rave how much fun he's having being banned from one place and shouting from across the road at another place.


>Hang out in an RP room, although people rarely RP they just shoot the shit.

>Someone comes in with a character from a series (For example, Street Fighter or RWBY) and start getting some play

>This prompts 50 other niggerkikes to make their own

>Room soon turns in to canon-series-lite


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>ban evasion

you deserve it, fai.



Causing disappointment and pain is what makes it worthwhile.




>Wake up

>Wonder what this even is

Should I ask?



>not playing a blue with a 9 inch dick

>not making girls cry because it hurts

>not turning your best friend's girl inside out and sending him snapchats of you nutting on her face

Big dicks are the best fam. I think a good rule of thumb is realistically huge. So like 8, 9, maybe 10 if you really want to get into actual sizeplay where the girl can take just a little over half of you.



"Man 9 inches is so huge"

Then 10 inches comes along

"Man 10 inches is so huge"

Then 11 inches comes along, etc, etc

This is how 90% of 'size queens' who come to the site go. They just progressively go up because there's always something slightly larger than the last nearby, and as the scale of what is acceptable slowly expands.


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>having great time with partner

>they're raunchy IC and nice OOC

>this goes on for about 3 amazing days

>one day during our usual post-fuck OOC talk they ask

>"so what's your lean? political-wise"

>fug no, bringing politics into shit's never good

>tell them nicely that I'd rather not talk politics

>even add "hahaha" at the end like I'm laughing it off

>they tell me they're not going to drop me for my opinions, they're just curious :3

>they're North American btw, not sure if leaf or burger

>meanwhile I'm from Europe, they know this

>so absolutely no reason for any of this shit to matter to them in the end…

>consider lying but just tell them the truth, they've been the nicest person on the site

>"I'm sort of a nationalist with some libertarian tendencies"

>I'm not an idiot, I don't reveal my true powerlevel, just give them a taste

>see them type for 2 seconds then stop

>think they just wrote something like "fuck off raycis" and are getting ready to block me

>they go back to typing

>they type for a good 3 or 4 minutes

>holy crap, are they gonna have a reasonable discussion with me about politi-NAH JK

>paragraph and a half of them saying sorry but they don't ever wanna play or have anything to do with me and explaining the reasons why boils down to muh natzees, muh ohlowcost, muh DRUMPF and they say sorry once more and tell me I'm being blocked and that they hope I'll one day stop being such a hateful person


I'm pretty sure one of my partners, who's great, is from /leftypol/, they've brought politics up a handful of times and even asked me about my views but I always managed to avoid the subject by saying I'd rather keep politics out. But I'm also pretty sure that faggot knows I'm /pol/ I forgot to crop out my /pol/ tab when I sent a screenshot and he's fine with it so long as a keep fucking his ass. So why the fuck can this one tranny hedonistic antifa faggot be OK with differing political views but some nice and collected person can't?

/leftypol/brah, if you're reading this, you're p cool and I'll make sure you're the last one to hang ;^)



Easy. Peoplr who are outwardly nice are generally the most vindictive. That's all anon. Cunts will have your back.



>from /pol/

>is a degenerate

Never in my days.



>He fell for talking about politics

>He didn't block them the moment they asked

>The virtual pussy was too strong to hide pol-tard powerlevel



Isn't this the same person that got banned from f-list? Just a thought.



Well he's not wrong.

Nice people can afford to be vindictive. When you're a cunt, you have to cling to someone who will put up with you.



Not even fam. Most cunts I've met just don't want to deal with people's bullshit until they're friends.



NEVER talk about personal shit with a partner until you've been consistently rp'ing with them for like half a year



>"so what's your lean? political-wise"

>fug no, bringing politics into shit's never good

Maybe if you weren't such a retarded racist fuck you wouldn't have to worry so much about revealing your affiliation.



>not just lying and saying that you are too apathetic to care about politics



He's probably twenty something, this is the only political stance he's ever had while being sentient, and assumes that the usual derision he receives is the reason everyone else refers to when they talk about "don't mention politics in polite company".



>"How can you not care about politics!? No wonder Trump won!"



>not forcefully fucking them into changing political stance



If they try that just reply with "I'm not American lol"



>Cunts will have your back.

I'm a cunt and I fucking hate you, Sour Fuck.



>"It's you and people LIKE you who make the world a shittier place by not getting involved!"


>it's another "storyfags bitching about public indecency" episode



>it's another "shitposters bitching about people roleplaying in their channel" episode




When niggers start crying about walls of text being posted in the middle of their ooc talk


>play a black character

>is pretty well rounded, not like any of those ghetto thot profiles

>either people are interested in raceplay or aren't interested at all




lol fucking what? Why don't they just block the person if they're so triggered by it? I block shitposters all the time.



I know. It's not hard to ignore others in a room. There's often two or three conversations going on at any time in the big rooms and you don't need to read what the other niggers are saying if it doesn't interest you.

Autists aren't able to do that, apparently, so they're always bitching about people roleplaying while they're talking about games or shit.



I see this happen more and more often. One particular case is this one dude called Nagase Akira. Literally all he ever does is whine about his music or act horribly offended and publicly announce how he has to leave if Fate characters fuck in a channel.

like wtf are you doing on flist

and he's not the only one, just the one that comes to mind first


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>want to set self to looking

>don't want that ONE GUY who really wants to do something with you but you don't really feel like it as of late to message you




Do it, respond it "Not in the mood, sorry." and then stop responding.

What are you looking for?



And it's always games, never any other hobby. Even TV/Movies are limited.



Well, you're probably terrible if you're making them feel ignored. If you've already like playing with them for the week then just say so.

Otherwise could risk just a status asking for bookmarkers to show and claim to not be playing tonight.



Drawn out story-based cyberpunk roleplay with a heavy bladerunner aesthetic. Which'll probably turn into yuri.


I talked to them last night, it's not that I don't wanna fool around with 'em, it's just that I haven't been in the mood to do what they wanna do for a while.



Then your basic option is to pull the. 'Tired but gauging interest' Looking status.



Oh god, that guy. I have my doubts that he even roleplays, since the only thing I see him doing is sit in rooms and talk nonsense, and occasionally throw one of those one-line interactions to random people.



tfw no one shares tthe same interest that you do in shows like battlebots.






>just googled it

>Blacksmith vs. Minotaur comes up

This is the most silly thing I've watched this week. And the most awesome one too.


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oh hey it's the guy with the noun names sup vauun

I actually saw this one and thought it looked neat and that maybe we could work something out sometime but between the crippling depression keeping me constantly off my creative game and the fact that I forgot the name immediately I never approached lmao

gotta finish up my cyberpunk profile anyway



I legit hate you and everyone like you.



thanks I hate me too what's YOUR damage though



>oh hey it's the guy with the noun names sup vauun

hey anon

feel free to reach out to me on whatever profile, maybe we can talk something up together.



>all the profiles text is in an inline




At least that one is readable and not particularly overcrowded. You could do much worse. My brain still doesn't like not being able to highlight text as I read it, though.



Just a weird pet peeve I have. It doesn't look bad, I just (irrationally) can't stand when people do it.





>Complains about inline text

>Unironically uses sub because of aesthetics

Into the bin red. INTO THE BIN.



sora here

what i do for stuff like that is i click and drag the inline (so i get a small, faint version of the inline that i'm dragging), and i just keep that under the text i'm reading.








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That only works on soft impressionable Swedes.


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>vampire sub vs inquisitor dom

>the vampire starts doing OP shit like easily overpowering inquisitor, almost instantly moving him to some abandoned warehouse and destroying all his gear

>realize it's a shitter and have angels bust through the roof of the warehouse


Not even angry but I thought by now it'd be common decency to not pull shit that nobody agreed on.



i don't know what you're talking about

i dont understan it iwndf i don

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