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File: 71af394934c3a01⋯.png (161.57 KB, 533x400, 533:400, shitposting.png)

 No.189194

This is the cyclical thread for all bitching, suffering, autism, etc. Go wild.

 No.225148

>>225146

why was there a surge of horses who acted and talked like niggers flooding the bbc room anyway? that was the most random shit


 No.225149

>>225148

Are you new?


 No.225150

>>225149

no I just don't hang out in or pay attention to that shitty room. all I know is that it got to the point where nigger shota had to gas em


 No.225151

>>225150

You don't need to hang out in there to know that horses have always been the furry niggers of f-list. There was no surge.


 No.225153

>>225152

God I wish that were me


 No.225155

>>225154

that's epic, anon…

an EPIC FAIL, THAT ISSSS!!!!!!!! MWAHAHAHAHA


 No.225158

>>225058

God I want her to be my wife.


 No.225159

>>225157

Me on the ground


 No.225161

>>225160

MOMMY


 No.225162

>>225161

>>225160

lol

why


 No.225163

File: 422035505ea7f63⋯.jpg (54.17 KB, 436x934, 218:467, 46 - gFP2KKl.jpg)

All my "Partners" on flist only talk to me for my OOC personality being charming and detest actually rping with me. It feels bad.


 No.225164

>>225163

How do you know they "detest" it?


 No.225165

>>225163

Hello from the mirror world. My partners love playing with me, but I'm so detestable they can't tolerate me for long.


 No.225166

>>225164

Because they scramble for any excuse not to when I see them actively flirting and rping with someone in a room 5 minutes later or just outright say "I rarely ever like rping with you." when I ask them why


 No.225168


 No.225169

>>225166

That sucks, I'm sort of in the same boat. Sorry, Anon. Are you bad at writing or something?


 No.225170

File: c1745aef5105a84⋯.png (1.5 MB, 1280x1480, 32:37, RyonaEdit1Dialog.png)

File: 8737822c9a6b523⋯.png (1.82 MB, 1280x1480, 32:37, RyonaEdit2Dialog.png)

God, I wish that were me…


 No.225172

>>225171

An obsessed eurocuck has woken from sucking allah's cock


 No.225173


 No.225174

>>225170

>Ryouna

>mating press

I approve.


 No.225175

>>225172

>>225171

Seething


 No.225177

>>225169

I don't think so. It's more that my writing is extremely unsexy. I come from a background of writing novellas for myself/for fun so things like ``fattened`` ```fucking``` ``cheeks`` come unnaturally to me. I've been told I write absolutely fantastic characters that are believable. But you know, that's not really the point of erp.

Maybe I'd be suited just going to normal RP instead.


 No.225178

>>225176

post profile and I'll fuck o for the sake of all of erp


 No.225179

>>225177

First time trying to use formatting to meme fails horribly.


 No.225180

>>225178

*fuck you


 No.225183

>>225177

Do you have any interest in longer-term stuff? I've been wanting to find a partner for world-building who can play a mix of guys and girls.


 No.225184

https://www.f-list.net/c/hightowercannon/

which one of you is this, he just messaged me asking for logs


 No.225185

>>225181

>multi para

I'm too tired for that shit. I guess erp is just fucked then


 No.225186

>>224991

Don't Ainmire and that guro autist talk though?


 No.225187

>>225184

who the fuck are you


 No.225188

>>225177

>I come from a background of writing novellas for myself/for fun so things like ``fattened`` ```fucking``` ``cheeks`` come unnaturally to me.

Fuck off with that shit excuse. You can learn.


 No.225190

>>225177

You can write sexy with hentai dialogue tier trash. You just sound like you're boring.


 No.225191

File: 3bf3e15ca1b23f4⋯.jpg (25.53 KB, 640x638, 320:319, jej.jpg)

>>224991

>And lean

>Nigger rpers literally dipping their cocks in lean for snowbunnies to get high off of.

Tell me this is a joke.


 No.225192

Fertile fuckin' canons

Black em'


 No.225194

>Be female

>Get approached by shemale

>See they only like females

>Block them instantly because I know they're just a failed blue


 No.225195


 No.225196

>>225194

they don't even like other purples? fucking faggot


 No.225197

>>225195

>clicking on a link from here

No ty


 No.225199

>>225194

>Failed Blue

Nigga, just make a BBC for that canon pussy.

Even works for fucking meme profiles like Giga Nigger.


 No.225200

>>225183

I already have a long term partner that I'm supposed to be doing something with but never do so while I'd like to say yes I probably don't have the time/motivation.

>>225188

I can, I definitely can. It's not an excuse anon. I never said I couldn't and I'm trying. It's really helpful to make quick smut accounts with little to no effort put into them and go out and fuck like mad. I made a lot of progress one night by doing 4 scenes at once. Really teaches you to cut down on the bullshit character fluff that isn't sexy and only put what's enticing.

>>225190

The usage of hentai dialogue tier trash was an exaggeration. Yes, essentially my problem is that I can't write sexy things at all. That doesn't make me "boring", it makes what I write unsuitable for erp.


 No.225202

>>225200

>All my "Partners" on flist only talk to me for my OOC personality being charming and detest actually rping with me.

I'm sorry, what? You've gone from "nobody wants to play with me" to "I can't have new partners because I'm busy with this person"

fuck off, idiot


 No.225203

>>225202

What? No, I went from "nobody wants to play with me" to "I'm busy irl and can't maintain a stable constant stream of long term consistent scenes." Those don't contradict.


 No.225205

>>225204

The semi capitalized nature of it didn't seem like Allonso. But hey, you're right on the second one.

>Coming to a thread literally titled shitposting expecting anything but that.


 No.225206

File: 1250d64ef301b10⋯.jpg (1009.7 KB, 1924x1904, 481:476, 10693588.jpg)

>>225177

I mean fattened fucking cheeks is just my ESL showing and a lot of people I know that browse this place joke about it while enjoying the rest of my writing all the same. Like the other anon said ya just sound boring for smut. Even with me removing that ohrase from my vocabulary still nets me play so I can guarantee its not the fact you cant write shit like that that is the issue.

Most likely youre just too robotic and professional


 No.225207

>>225177

I'm skeptical about this. I'm not an actual writer but I know how language which has less syllables and more broad assonance is sexier. Everyone knows that. How varying prose naturally draws people in. It could just be you don't really have a good headspace for what you're doing or what you want or you're not looking at good ways of imparting emotions or feelings you need into your partner.

I actually found looking at the different kinds of acting helped me here, especially a variant of method acting where you have your character respond and act in ways that will force the correct emotional or physical response from the sub; like screaming and spitting in their face, even if it doesn't quite make sense with how you've been developing your character. James Gandoflini often did that.


 No.225208

>>225204

WHERE THE FUCK ARE WE SUPPOSED TO GO FOR ADVICE THEN?


 No.225211


 No.225213

File: d2ef1a325755f7b⋯.jpg (225.21 KB, 850x750, 17:15, 11548161.jpg)

I don't really mind the "Fat fuckin' cheeks" thing because I really love hentai dialogue tier words like "Throatpussy, ect". Is that bad?


 No.225214

>>225206

>my vocabulary still nets me play

There's a local restaurant here across the street from a sewage plant. You go inside and all you smell is shit from the sewage plant. People still eat there every day, business is fucking booming for the place across the street from the shit factory.

People are fucking retarded, but if you're content to be the literary equivalent of the place that chose to set up shop across the street from a god damned shit house, you do you. You do you.


 No.225216

>>225206

Yea, without a doubt the issue is that I just write boring, unsexy smut.

>>225207

That's one thing I'm complimented on though, that my handling of emotion is great and I'm able to express extremely relatable feelings. But I focus so much on those feelings that all else is overshadowed. Little about the sloppy, frantic kisses or webs of spunk is actually described. Little about the actual action and more about the psychological response it causes.

Maybe I'm just shit at writing, I dunno.


 No.225217

>>225211

Bitchy emotional flake.


 No.225218

>>225211

Shitter

>>225212

Sperg with faux confidence. I haven’t bothered to look for any of their logs but supposedly they’re really good?


 No.225220

>>225216

You're introspecting too much. You can define characters through voice or through actions as well. Stop focusing so much on your internal mechanics.


 No.225221

>>225219

>This character was made in opposition to all of those lame BBC characters I just got so bored how many people liked to be "Blacked" that I wanted to make something to see who actually enjoyed the opposite, if you have a problem with the opposite i'm sorry but i'm not going to change it. Still, that's not the only thing this character is about!

>so shook by the big bad niggers that they made a character for the sole purpose of opposing them

l0l


 No.225222

>>225177

Why don't you pander? Read some shitty, popular doujins and/or copy other people. Basically it just boils down to using the most crude terms you possibly can while heavily exaggerating all sex and sexual aspects. Personally I fucking hate how that style is so sweeping, but what can you do

>>225190

>You can write sexy with hentai dialogue tier trash.

Of course you can, you fucking retard, that's what the vast majority of male players enjoy.

>>225194

based

>>225206

I didn't read your logs so I can only assume the context, but I imagine that would be something I'd find cute and endearing for ESL rather than bad writing. I have a major thing for unique writing even when it's 'improper', though. Also 10/10 picture

>>225210

Piss off, you jaded fuck.


 No.225223

File: 19d5ecb6aa53bf4⋯.png (446.48 KB, 900x1400, 9:14, 19d5ecb6aa53bf4c46cb66c0b3….png)

>>225214

That's a retarded analogy anon and if anything it works against you. Have you actually ever tried to eat near a portiepot or something? The smell is fucking unbearable and makes you gag,you can't eat unless you're fucking starving. The only explanation for people being able to eat at that restaurant is that the smell doesn't actually creep inside. The sewage plant outside/fattened fucking cheeks doesn't give you shit for hope but the fact that bussiness is booming means that the sewage plant neadby doesnt seep into the retaurant and the food is good. Get a better analogy if you're gonna shitpost.

>>225216

You don't have to go over the top hentai to write sexy. Just put a focus on the body itself more so than the psychological aspect at times.

>>225213

The main issue was that it wasn't meant to be hentaitalk, just my ESL misunderstanding hoe to use a word. Nothing wrong with liking over the top shit tho

>>225209

Sure thing Shamu


 No.225225

>>225224

I thought marceline was already bannedfag 2.0


 No.225226

>>225220

Probably. I just need to stop being a bitch and spend some time practicing by myself and copying smut I enjoy as you do with any sort of writing.

>>225222

That's what I've been doing trying to learn. And it's been working well. It'll take a while though and my reputation among my regular "Partners" has already been cemented as a meh erper.

>>225223

Yeah, I'll try to. At the very least it should be 50/50 and not 80/20 psychological to physical sensations.


 No.225228

File: 31fe766c7b9aac4⋯.jpg (115.46 KB, 957x933, 319:311, IMG_20180911_145935.jpg)

>>225224

Whatever helps you sleep at night. Tossing your logs to random people you thirst after to get them thirsty for you is laughable tho', just as an FYI.

>>225226

Nea, I'd argur jt should be 80/20 in favor of physical. Psychological is UNF if delivered at the right time but if all I read everytime for half your post is the psychological stuff it can bore me real quick as the physical is where the change up and action csn happe .


 No.225229

File: 8fe2ef10f667056⋯.png (58.15 KB, 787x658, 787:658, fthrth.PNG)

>>225212

You sure that this isn't just another BBC?


 No.225230

What tags do I search up to find references for shortstacks?


 No.225231

>>225226

Look, gimme an account or a throwaway or something and I can try to give you pointers if you like, we could do something or I could point you at my more literate partners so you can cuck them from me


 No.225232

>>225229

It's another failed blue with OOC confidence issues that went shemale TURBODOM.


 No.225234

>>225223

>The only explanation for people being able to eat at that restaurant is that the smell doesn't actually creep inside

I've eaten inside. Trust me, it does. Or don't, it doesn't matter. Place smells like shit and serves greasy as fuck pizza.

The point was that just because it's doing well, doesn't mean it's a good place. Lots of people are willing to endure shit stink for awful pizza. They're also willing to put up with awful writing for a quick jerk. Being able to get a lot of partners on this site is absolutely not a challenge. Especially not if you have no standards.


 No.225235

>>225231

Not the same anon, but show me your partners. https://www.f-list.net/c/Loli%20Mommy


 No.225237

I'm glad this thread is finally turning on shitter shemales


 No.225238

>>225235

Sorry anon, I'm not going to link partners who I think are very good to people I haven't spoken to yet. I'd only link them if I thought you'd click.


 No.225239

>>225237

It goes in cycles anon. It wasn't too long ago that shemales were considered worst gender.


 No.225240

>>225237

what are you talking about? bad purples have always been shat on here


 No.225241

>>225236

>they'll keep being incrementally more shit until the day the shit-bag finally bursts.

Win/Win for me. On one hand dumb internet arguments are my biggest fetish and every post only makes my erection bigger. On the other hand, if I can play some small part in someone's explosive meltdown and finally become a fabled ~namefag~ then bully for me.


 No.225242

>>225231

I already posted it here like yesterday so I won't post it directly again. Here's a trash account to note me on. https://www.f-list.net/c/rasmina/

I genuinely hope you're willing to help.


 No.225244

File: fcca9a5e3613351⋯.jpg (119.83 KB, 1220x686, 610:343, fcca9a5e36133519377c379654….jpg)

>>225234

Still doesn't make any sense anon, the allegory, but whatever helps. If we didn't click after actually playing, then c'est la vie.

>>225236

The least you could do is hide yourself better by not calling me stuff like a nihilist for the fourth time this month.


 No.225245

>>225238

Why would you link them to that anon, then? What's the point of having them cucked away if you don't leave it to the other person? You're a fuckin' pussy.

>>225242

You can note me for help, too.


 No.225246

>>225244

We've never played. But I did eat in the shit house restaurant. I'm serious, this place exists and it smells awful. I just think your writing is bad.


 No.225248

File: 4a7ea69843fcbc5⋯.png (3.17 MB, 1736x2456, 217:307, 1318634fa1102cef42647423ee….png)

this shit's pretty cringe. post butts. girlbutts, boybutts, all butts.


 No.225249

>>225246

Fair enough anon.

>>225247

Whatever helps doll. The break-up wont happen eitherway.


 No.225250

File: f6e2f58e5fcd484⋯.jpg (908.71 KB, 3840x2160, 16:9, ivy.jpg)


 No.225251

>>225245

The cucking thing was a joke, you dummy. I just respect the fact that many of my partners dislike *Channers so they would not be happy being posted here. So instead I'll see if I can help the guy first or if I know anyone who he would get along well with and I'll connect them. If I can't think of anyone, I can at least look at logs and try to advise.


 No.225252

File: bd7a409e3b238cc⋯.jpg (269.21 KB, 1519x940, 1519:940, dba246df9e7656729988ec2abc….jpg)


 No.225254

>>225236

No see, Banned, nihilism isn't actually an insult to describe anything. Nihilism means you do not believe things have an implicit or innate value so instead you must create or find that value itself. It does not mean apathy, it means you choose what you care for and strive for.

Say pessimistic or hedonistic. That works better.


 No.225255

File: 799faa0d5c7a3c4⋯.png (3.76 MB, 1514x2048, 757:1024, a05aa0f0164552e26fb60e4f07….png)

File: bcb4bf30619c733⋯.jpg (58.48 KB, 802x641, 802:641, 2cdfc8d1f7fee175c00652d5ed….jpg)

File: 40e34f9b79397d6⋯.jpg (231.09 KB, 2480x3508, 620:877, eedc0b1b91a1b6bda22709a23c….jpg)

>>225252

>>225253

>>225250

>>225248

Made for BBC!


 No.225257

File: a8a9047cfa2bece⋯.jpg (412.54 KB, 1000x1192, 125:149, fee010259befd2968bf218279f….jpg)


 No.225258

>>225256

I mean you can say that but it's still wrong. Sure you can point out that you have the WUBBALUBBADUBDUB types but even they aren't nihilists, they're just mindless hedonists addicted to dopamine and serotonin. I'm just suggest you change the phrasing slightly anon.


 No.225259

>>225251

I thought, or was at least hoping, that it was one of those semi-serious jokes.

>>225257

Cute, small butts are seriously underrated as FUCK. PERFECT/10


 No.225260

>>225259

>Cute, small butts

Pedos out!


 No.225262

>>225260

Funnily enough I prefer fat-assed lolis most of the time.

not wanting fattened [b]fucking[/b] cheeks all the time has nothing to do with being a lolifucker, anon


 No.225264

File: 5012f8a47285566⋯.png (26.73 KB, 735x541, 735:541, retar.png)

>>225261

>did done wrote

pic related.

Jokes aside, I'd agree. I'm not sure Yvette even knows what they could improve on and they just say it because they know they should be trying. It's really annoying, I try to help ESLs but it's like there's a language barrier or something. Also most of them really, really don't like being corrected in chat format mostly because you can really get into their stuff.


 No.225269

File: d82f55f67a3f360⋯.jpg (79.34 KB, 800x1132, 200:283, d82f55f67a3f3604dc1e8d441c….jpg)

>>225264

I know that I use formatting too much for a few peoples liking and this is an old issue from back when I made the entire post italicized and bolded stuff. I changed it up to itslicizing words and a few bolds but that was dumb. Currently trying to drop the habbit of italicizing a lot of words in every paragraph but its a slow slog.

Fattened fucking cheeks is also something I'm.changing and the memery of it helped me keep it in mind and change lately, unconsciously avoiding it, so thanks for that. I dropped several key phrases I overused several.months ago like x-n'-x and use them more sparringly now for impact so that also helped.

But yeah outside of the two.I'm working at the moment I'm not sure where to look to next.


 No.225270

File: 1132ffbaa9ebe77⋯.png (935.75 KB, 1022x1649, 1022:1649, na25I3F.png)


 No.225271

>>225269

I want to fuck Rin's thighs.


 No.225272

>>225269

Gib Rin Tohsaka pls.


 No.225273

>>225269

Nice pic. Your grammar is next I think as it can be very choppy and you tend to overuse commas. Also the varying of sentence length is very important so keep working on that. Beyond that? I'll have to look into your posts more. Any RPs/logs you want eyes on, please link them.


 No.225278

File: 592e9b184991072⋯.gif (316.88 KB, 990x660, 3:2, 2749950.gif)

>>225273

>>225273

Oh, the commas? Tell me more about that, its one of the things I can't really figure out well despie noticing some improvement. And I can't at the moment but note me on a throwaway and Ill link a recent pastebin when Im home. Alternatively Ill just post shit here and tag ya when Im home, give anons some laughs.


 No.225279

Baby-chan~


 No.225280

How cancer is the Fate fanbase for someone that knows a fair bit about the premise and all that stuff? I know it's memed on a lot but it's basically the only canon I'm interested that isn't on life support or dead on arrival


 No.225281

>>225280

Avoid Matou Hacker and you'll be fine. People bitch about it a lot but I got two piece of advice for you to pretty much get along with everyone that isn't Midrash Caster.

1. either be willing to learn and listen to the lorefags if you want to get serious about roleplaying the mess of a setting that is Nasuverse and its characters

2. or admit headfirst that you're there to smash and you're not into the mountain of untranslated loreshit so you know you're probably gonna get shit wrong but don't mind it.

One of the two and pretty much a majority of people will be okay with you.


 No.225282

>>225280

>interested in fate canon

You're autistic, so you'll fit in just fine with the fanbase.


 No.225285

>>225282

You're right, what am I thinking? I'll just make a BBC instead


 No.225286

>>225284

FAT


 No.225288

>>225287

FUCK


 No.225290

>>225278

Essentially the main trick with English is the overuse of anything is key. Too many commas can cause a sentence to be choppy as you are essentially asking the reader to pause but if you use a conjunctive such as well, such/like/because/however/with/as you get the same benefit of a comma but don't immediately slam the breaks on the line they're reading.

As I said, with English it is essential to vary your prose length through various different means; if you were ambitious, you could even start using more complicated techniques like semi-colons.


 No.225291

>>225290

YOU FUCKING RUINED IT


 No.225293

>>225291

Enjoy being memetically cucked you mindless shemale incel.


 No.225294

>>225293

Suckwit


 No.225296

File: 55dbf27beb3ed02⋯.jpg (92.61 KB, 800x1067, 800:1067, 1539922061773.jpg)

Worship black cock


 No.225297

File: 770f37f9e340a04⋯.jpg (36.67 KB, 463x815, 463:815, DnBEXUDVsAA3zds.jpg)

>>225290

I do use the semi-colon somewhat more effectively now after anons drew my attention to how I was using it in the past. Treatinf it like a full stop instead of a quick continuation. As for sentence length, its never something I thought much about personally even if I feel the variation as is is pretty good and Ive been mixing in one - two word sentences for a gimmick every now and again that helps. A log would probably say more than what I can truthfully.


 No.225298

>>225296

>>225295

Post profile?


 No.225299

>>225296

God I need her fat white cunt wrapped around my nigger-dick


 No.225301

File: f6b5e72c5e831ff⋯.jpg (136.73 KB, 800x644, 200:161, image0.jpg)

Uhhh….anons….?


 No.225302

>>225301

Still better than them being lesbians


 No.225303

>>225294

t. seething shemale sucklet scum screams stupidly


 No.225304

>>225297

This will be perfect.

>somewhat more effectively

This reads awkwardly. You don't need to use somewhat here as you're already saying more. It extends the sentence but doesn't actually tell the reader anything they won't already know.

>As for sentence length, its never something I thought much about personally even if I feel the variation as is is pretty good and Ive been mixing in one - two word sentences for a gimmick every now and again that helps.

'As for sentence length, it's never something I personally thought much about. I feel my variation, as is, is pretty good and I've even been mixing in one to two word sentences for a gimmick.'

I know these aren't logs but this is a good example of what I mean; see how easy it is to parse what I'm saying compared to what you say? How the variation of prose, grammar and length provides a beat to the sentence? Sometimes it's short. Sometimes, it can be much much longer depending on how I punctuate.


 No.225307

>>225302

I hate that I have to agree. The most forced pairing in any piece of media ever. I want shippers to stop.


 No.225308

>>225304

This nigga. Youll be getting an anneurysm in like two hours when I'm home.


 No.225310

>>225308

Whyssat? Dem fattened fucking cheeks gonna give me brain damage?


 No.225311

File: 78f4121d0a072e3⋯.jpg (228.26 KB, 825x1100, 3:4, 11593976.jpg)

Do we love BBC now?


 No.225313

>>225311

Of all the canons to be paraded as a BBC mascot, out of 2B, Stocking, Asuka, all those, I understand Froppy the least.


 No.225314

File: 9dcccbf365a237e⋯.jpg (21.37 KB, 424x408, 53:51, 1500821230216.jpg)

>>225219

>This character was made in opposition to all of those lame BBC characters I just got so bored how many people liked to be "Blacked" that I wanted to make something to see who actually enjoyed the opposite, if you have a problem with the opposite i'm sorry but i'm not going to change it. Still, that's not the only thing this character is about!


 No.225315

>>225313

It's literally just a popularity contest. Whoever is popular will be seen as a bbc magnet because those are the characters that bbc players want the most.


 No.225317

>>225314

It sucks they have the prime name for Zulfiya


 No.225318

>>225306

I want my balls popped out of pure unbridled rage by Mokou.


 No.225319

>>225310

Its actually a log without fattened fucking cheeks. Just a gut feeling, is all


 No.225320

File: 89cdaeb5c376019⋯.jpg (45.23 KB, 968x681, 968:681, hjrgtnf.jpg)

>>225306

Just seeing her makes me want to beat her up.


 No.225321

>>225318

I can respect that a lot more than the other shit.


 No.225322

>>225315

Unsurprisingly BBC players are white weeb pedos.


 No.225323

File: 65fbc891e986c95⋯.jpg (161.67 KB, 850x709, 850:709, 11593978.jpg)

>>225322

Are shemale players white weebs too?


 No.225325

>when anime guy calls you homie

nigga stay to your hello miss line.


 No.225326

>>225322

Jacavo, Smirth, Alley Thugs and Blacked show off how 'white' they are with their writing, slang and behaviors.


 No.225327

>>225323

The majority of people on f-list are white and weebs.


 No.225328

>>225327

majority of shitposters is sea


 No.225329

>>225328

Australia is SEA?


 No.225330

>>225319

I'll give you a gut feelin'.


 No.225331

>>225329

literally every big shitposter and spammer on flist i talked with is from the Philippines


 No.225332

File: d14c059eff1f22a⋯.png (101.67 KB, 450x443, 450:443, 1501530447237.png)

>have a guy as a friend

>he literally spends his time using status for chatting

>instantly unfriend and unbookmark


 No.225333

File: 5f751d3a567e255⋯.jpg (202.41 KB, 728x1200, 91:150, 10419093.jpg)

File: d64b335b2b6d1fb⋯.jpg (217.7 KB, 850x1237, 850:1237, 10697085.jpg)

>>225327

>The majority of people on f-list are white and weebs.

False, most BBCs are actual street niggas from Compton, Detroit or Baltimore. They typefuck us out of our women while sliging crack in the streets.


 No.225334

File: f576dfddbbb0da7⋯.png (424.78 KB, 1291x937, 1291:937, 12e403703d9a831406d5857bb9….png)

>>225333

Hinata is such a S-rank snowbunny


 No.225335

>>225333

whatever you say melvin


 No.225336

>>225334

I fucking detest that male character. He looks absolutely dog shit.


 No.225337

If you guys are going to post your fetishes can you at least post not shit art. Have some fucking taste.


 No.225338

File: 8f2a830189449e5⋯.jpg (2.5 MB, 5390x3750, 539:375, 1407525273919.jpg)

>>225337

I'll post my fetish with some not shit art.


 No.225340

>>225338

Neat thighgap.


 No.225341

>>225339

The tin foil on your window is coming undone, they can see you anony


 No.225342

File: c67514b05221255⋯.png (223.16 KB, 646x876, 323:438, 2550010.png)


 No.225343

File: f07e737b97ed2e0⋯.jpeg (422.55 KB, 1000x1000, 1:1, 221283605e8e3b70c0ba17305….jpeg)

>>225336

He really does look like shit but if plays into the humiliation aspect.

>>225334

Very true, a shame that so many shitters play her.


 No.225344


 No.225345

File: 3816c2164899770⋯.jpg (447.77 KB, 710x1000, 71:100, 70145841_p0.jpg)

>>225340

>>225344

Try this one.


 No.225346

File: 51377b74848384d⋯.jpg (194.65 KB, 850x607, 850:607, __wriggle_nightbug_touhou_….jpg)


 No.225347

File: d392ed0276f64c2⋯.jpg (67.29 KB, 571x960, 571:960, eaabd3b8070ef431bd0195444d….jpg)

>>225345

>tfw no nigger to beat up, abuse, milk dry and collar before parading him around his ghetto


 No.225348

File: 0720cc63bd98a11⋯.jpg (225.79 KB, 850x1190, 5:7, __wriggle_nightbug_touhou_….jpg)


 No.225349

File: b8f030052fdcc6b⋯.jpg (129.08 KB, 700x900, 7:9, __remilia_scarlet_touhou_d….jpg)


 No.225350

File: a105d3d20dd0ca1⋯.jpg (511.24 KB, 919x1200, 919:1200, black (11).jpg)

File: 82b3685c9223f73⋯.jpg (513.33 KB, 1200x1187, 1200:1187, black (10).jpg)

File: db03196b0bb0012⋯.jpg (986.49 KB, 1200x1200, 1:1, 66862358_p9_master1200.jpg)


 No.225351

File: 2e1038ae93c83be⋯.jpg (197.68 KB, 867x1012, 867:1012, 117560591063568.jpg)

>>225347

He looks more tanned to me.


 No.225353

File: d60fd5a169309d1⋯.jpg (160.86 KB, 850x1202, 425:601, f2fa3d0b2a353def781e1e23ff….jpg)

Thighs are taking over we run this now


 No.225354

File: 5eca8c799579ea9⋯.jpg (199.71 KB, 1209x1682, 1209:1682, d44788a0680dadef276ee53b2d….jpg)


 No.225355

>>225353

>>225354

I hate this FOTM.


 No.225356

File: 3d618eb7fbb1371⋯.jpg (102.93 KB, 666x1000, 333:500, 10977487.jpg)

>>225353

I approve


 No.225358

File: ee44bf7f0a238d3⋯.jpg (452.71 KB, 1982x2800, 991:1400, bfe62a933c881371028d922afa….jpg)

>>225355

Why, anony


 No.225359

File: 3ba2d20c86bd317⋯.png (44.35 KB, 799x829, 799:829, 1522306983498.png)

>>225354

>that extremely adorable face + that perfect body

>my fetish, sitting on chair with ass poking out and her asshole fully exposed

god damn all of this hits my dick with a bonerific boner


 No.225360

>>225350

Made for BBC.


 No.225361

>tfw white guys play bbc on flist

>tfw you a black guy playing white girls


 No.225362

>>225361

>tfw I'm a white guy playing asian girls


 No.225363

>>225350

we said not shit art


 No.225364

>>225361

>>225362

Post profiles, I want to IC spade you while you OOC spade me


 No.225365

>>225361

You can't fool me, any real black guy on F-List would be playing Goku


 No.225367

Babychans~


 No.225369

>>225358

Because I find her really fucking hot but I know that shitters wil drive her into the ground.

Not that I'm that good myself…


 No.225371

>>225367

>tfw he approached me and I didn't know what to do


 No.225372

File: f6e42b46dbb699e⋯.png (2.06 MB, 2230x2342, 1115:1171, ea9dfbd7ad264c5552d716b3b0….png)

>>225369

That's probably true..


 No.225373

>>225372

WHY IS THIGHFUCKING SO UNPOPULAR. LOOK AT THOSE!


 No.225374

>>225373

Because the concept of allure is something that isn't known to most RPers.


 No.225375

>>225373

Isn't outercourse a really common kink?


 No.225376

>>225373

I love thighfucking but I'm too lazy to make another character for her.


 No.225377

File: 9175940ddcef564⋯.webm (2.22 MB, 960x540, 16:9, EquatorialGoodnaturedKara….webm)

Yeah but rarely does anyone actually thighfuck. I just want a girl to femdom me by pushing me against a wall and squeezing her thighs around my cock. The way her flesh would clamp around my cocktip would feel like heaven. Sure it'd be dry at first but after the first few loads it'd get easier for her to roll her hips around, to wiggle her ass side to side, to show off just how easily she could make me spurt with just. One. Movement. Even when I'm soft she'd continue, assaulting my senses in a cruel attempt to push me until the pleasure turns to pain and back to pleasure again. At the end I'd simply fall to the floor, helpless, with thumb-wide strands of spunk webbing her meaty thighs together. A derisive glare and an arrogant scoff would be the cherry on the cake before falling unconscious.


 No.225379

I do plenty of thigh fucking RP. Outercourse is great.


 No.225381

>>225377

>anime male blue poster wants to do boring, dead fish rp where the girl does all the work

it checks out, chief

it always checks out


 No.225382

>>225381

>chief

Found the BBC player.


 No.225383

>>225382

want to know how many times a day a BBC can get a thigh fucking scene?

want to know how many times a day your anime male can get a thigh fucking scene?


 No.225384

File: 132c311630933d7⋯.png (212.3 KB, 500x605, 100:121, tumblr_p3s0i2C7kp1v353uqo1….png)

>>225304

>>225310

Time to give you that aneurysm I promised anon. Most recent thing I did, Ryona and pleasure control on a cyborg. Not the best I've done but it was highly enjoyable all the same. Time to gauge your eyes out. I actually ctrl+f'ed for fattened and zero results, I'm happy with myself. Meme something new anons so I can change that around too

https://pastebin.com/eEu8zpA5


 No.225387

>>225381

I play herms though.


 No.225388

>>225384

> T H W A C K

Why are you casting instant death spells in the middle of your post?


 No.225389

>>225387

>anime male blue poster tries to distance himself from his own character because he realizes it's indefensible


 No.225390

>>225384

>emerald pools

>pools

Nobody actually uses the term for orbs or pools. Please stop doing this. Even optic would be better and only for a droid. Yes, orbs gets used in actual literary works No, it is never done well. I just had to sperg about this first, I will read the rest now.


 No.225391

>>225383

But my BBC is an anime male.


 No.225392

>>225390

/Eyes/ narrowed upon the girls' frame, scanning it from head to toe without uttering another word until the weapon drew close enough. /Palms/ planted themselves down upon either shoulder

Can someone explain to me why people do this? I don't see the point.


 No.225393

>>225391

did that response sound better in your head


 No.225394

Babychan~


 No.225395

File: b7cc83fb777ee60⋯.jpg (49.46 KB, 720x480, 3:2, AdjutantBlack.jpg)


 No.225396

>>225392

what are you asking, exactly?

>>225390

bro you and that other poster kinda sound like bad writers right now


 No.225397

File: 01e077234f647fe⋯.jpg (9.37 KB, 237x169, 237:169, meh2.jpg)

>>225389

>Anon is so against blues that he assumes anyone who plays scenes he dislikes is one.

I mean okay. You do you anon.


 No.225398

File: a5d575fb33ac355⋯.jpg (451.48 KB, 1280x1598, 640:799, tumblr_o8vok1FIvb1rmuxrlo1….jpg)

>>225390

Pools is something I picked up from a partner of mine that I found weird at first but I grew to like. I don't see it in the same way as 'FAT FATTENED CHEEKS. The former is just stylistic even if not part of actual literary works while the later was my ESL status misunderstanding the usage of a word.

>>225388

Sounding out stuff is fun. I removed all of the formatting for this as well, so less impactful, but oh well

>>225392

That's actually a habbit I picked up a few months ago from one of my last Oda posts, in an attempt to not use words ending with -ing as much at the start of a sentence. What's the issue with it.


 No.225400

>>225397

>poster on 8ch intentionally misunderstands something

always disappointed in the brain power of this board


 No.225401

>>225392

>Palms planted themselves down upon either shoulder

god that's funny


 No.225402


 No.225403

File: 18dd94255bea859⋯.png (251.79 KB, 420x420, 1:1, shrek.png)

>this horrid "critique" of that guy's post where a bunch of anons out themselves as bad writers

REAL ESL HOURS


 No.225404

all of /erp/'s users are bad writers, tbh

seek your critique somewhere else


 No.225406

>>225400

>8ch

>not /erp/

found the newfag


 No.225407

>>225406

>/erp

>not /shitposting/

found the pretend oldfag


 No.225408

File: bb34fbc84e9a0d4⋯.jpg (228.25 KB, 850x966, 425:483, 11593988.jpg)

>There are actually people here that write for anything but to get off


 No.225409

>>225408

>ESL poster tries to change the subject and calm things down after he gets blown the fuck out, posts BBC in the process to dissuade would be pursuers

ESL'S GETTING PROLAPSED ON ERP AGAIN I SEE


 No.225410

>>225408

I'm sad I've already done a scene where a nigger turns up to a white couple's wedding and shoots the groom, then fucks the wife on the altar, and I'll probably never get to do anything that awesome ever again


 No.225411

Honestly like it's not the holy grail of writing but anons here are just faggots for the sake of being so. More than half of them wouldn't post their profiles if asked to do so, much less logs. Yet they're oh so quick to judge others for literally everything.

I think Yvette or whatever is a stupid dramawhore and I don't really like her all that much but last I checked this place had pretty mediocre writers all around.


 No.225413

>>225412

Its kind of like a zoo, but for f-chat shitters of various types. You get to see them in their simulated natural habitat.


 No.225414

File: 8e0d84250a36c3c⋯.jpg (322.44 KB, 1058x1472, 23:32, j1cNxmO.jpg)

>tfw you are never gonna black the P5 girls


 No.225415

>>225411

I'm a good writer but I haven't bothered to read Yvette's thing. I can link to my logs or whatever but what's the point, would it make a difference or convince anyone


 No.225417

>>225398

>>225396

In English it is bad sentence structure to drop a pronoun like that at the start of a sentence. There's absolutely no need for it and it's irritating because if you do read English regularly, you mentally reinsert that pronoun in every time. It stuck out especially because what you're basically doing is '(her) eyes…(her) palms'

I probably would have gone 'Her leaf green eyes narrowed to slits as they roamed over the girls' frame, scanning it from head to toe without uttering another word until the weapon drew close enough. Dark brown fingers dug into the weapon's shoulders-' and yadda yadda.

Orbs/pools thing is more of a taste thing. None of the synonyms for eye work as well as eye for describing what it actually does and whenever I read 'orbs' I just picture like massively oversized eyeballs or else pools of water pouring out of people's eyes.

I'd also like to clarify I'm not a professional writer and I would not claim to be a good writer. I'm merely giving you my impressions which you asked for and I'll stop commenting if you'd like me too.


 No.225419

>>225408

I don't see why they have to be mutually exclusive anon.


 No.225420

File: 43ad7a672becf4a⋯.jpg (52.54 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, 1539962568570.jpg)

>>225399

>trite ersatz

did you just spout that vocab to sound smart


 No.225421

>>225418

I really want /pol/ to leave.


 No.225422

>>225388

Direct speech and onomatopoeia are both common writing techniques anon.


 No.225424

>>225417

>I'd also like to clarify I'm not a professional writer and I would not claim to be a good writer.

YEAH, WE COULD TELL

STOP POSTING


 No.225425

hey guys haha


 No.225427

>>225417

This guy basically summed up what I was gonna say, good job guy


 No.225428

>>225415

Probably not, honestly. But I guarantee you you'd get shitposted to death over the smallest mistake for the board's amusement, even if you were the best writer anyone in here has ever laid eyes on.


 No.225429

File: 0f01e09eff8f09f⋯.jpg (72.67 KB, 738x1044, 41:58, 0f01e09eff8f09fdb5f1730e29….jpg)

you're all subhumans tbh


 No.225430

>>225429

A bit too chubby tbh.


 No.225431

File: 95d2ebbc79bd6d6⋯.jpg (13.12 KB, 326x326, 1:1, 1533391618094.jpg)

>>225423

My question still remains not properly answered


 No.225432

you're all babychans tbh~


 No.225434

File: 05b531500c4e7db⋯.png (784.85 KB, 1300x1430, 10:11, 05b531500c4e7dbcaab7054b32….png)

>>225430

I understand.


 No.225435

>>225431

what's your beef if he used the term correctly? Do you think everyone should just never exclude retards from understanding what they're saying?

Are you that retard who was excluded and you're upset about it, anon?


 No.225437

File: d1ccbf3422d9b2f⋯.jpg (203.82 KB, 850x1201, 850:1201, 10199348.jpg)

File: 0c7d9f3a84163bb⋯.jpg (176.48 KB, 900x1239, 300:413, 10096158.jpg)

File: 50675c4fa796693⋯.jpg (96.15 KB, 680x981, 680:981, 10096058.jpg)

Which of these do you think gets the most shota cock?


 No.225438

>>225436

why am I a phoneposter!


 No.225439

File: defea5180d04149⋯.png (7.25 MB, 2550x1650, 17:11, ClipboardImage.png)

>>225437

the gengar


 No.225440

>>225437

the one on the left would get my shota dick for hours


 No.225442

>>225441

Okay, here I go, starting with a capital.

Look, no double lines.

So many capitals and not double-lines.


 No.225444

File: 627521f133f508e⋯.gif (488.34 KB, 500x267, 500:267, tumblr_n12t6kVMA51trmkp7o1….gif)

>>225443


 No.225445

File: 6dc009bf558d139⋯.jpg (72.58 KB, 337x750, 337:750, tumblr_ocl4aiiAeO1snek56o1….jpg)

>>225417

Nea, keep going fam, it's good criticism so far. Just so I'm certain I understood you properly, you mean to say it's bad form TO DROP the pronoun itself, not to keep it, right? That's going to be interesting for me to work around so I'll have to see what I can come up with so I don't start most sentences with a pronoun and swing to the other side of the pendulum.


 No.225447

>>225445

that guy is an idiot, please do not listen to his advice


 No.225448

File: b0666969380fb3e⋯.jpg (238.39 KB, 2142x2148, 357:358, 1534002465056.jpg)

>>225433

>>225436

>still not answering my question

I was once a thesaurus-loving ape too, but answer me. It's why I'm questioning you to begin with. Also, my reaction image folders got eviscerated and lens flare memes are all that survived. The Alucard laughing image was recently saved, please understand.

>>225435

Using that type of vocabulary while not expanding upon his points is why I'm questioning him to begin with, it's basic and easily identifiable pretentiousness. He still hasn't even bothered to explain himself and instead refers to me as a phoneposter, even though I am in fact not phoneposting.


 No.225451

I had a dream that somehow /erp/ got it into their heads that MtF trans characters were stealing all their women, and they passive-aggressively shitposted them endlessly.


 No.225452


 No.225453

File: 59e25ad48b3016f⋯.jpg (179.42 KB, 850x1144, 425:572, sample_8dc97a0db488a74953e….jpg)

>>225446

FATTENED FUCKING CHEEKS

THICK FUCKING NIGGERDICK

PHAT FUCKING REAR

>>225447

Why not? There's no point in ignoring genuine criticism. Whether or not it gets implemented will depend on whether or not I can actually switch up my usual style again to incorporate his advice and have it read/sound good to me. Hell I claim to be one of the best at what I do but that doesn't mean I'm perfect and that there'sno room to improve. Perfection demands constant improvement and all that.


 No.225455

File: 24faf3769334d43⋯.jpg (19.1 KB, 480x337, 480:337, 1529249866289.jpg)

>>225449

>question remains unanswered

alright bucko you asked for it


 No.225457

>>225450

>put out a sentence full of cliches and by-the-book word conventions

>try to claim it's better than flair-based writing in an ERP context

both of the examples of writing aren't very good (the pastebin one, and the "fix" post), but the "fix" post is worse by a country mile, and there is much more room for interesting improvement in a flair writer who knows how to break literary rules than there is for one who believes no writing can exist unless it's inside of them

>>225453

>Hell I claim to be one of the best at what I do

god damn, you trolling me?


 No.225458

>>225452

>fucked smirth and had a status up

>fucked kuro and no status

zoinks scoobs


 No.225459

File: 3288bb424774778⋯.jpg (17.73 KB, 296x368, 37:46, DhsVMjDUwAAMcy6.jpg)

>>225456


 No.225461

>>225452

Bout to push my nigga dick into her ovaries, yuh!


 No.225462

>>225458

Link to status website m8?


 No.225463

>>225460

don't get your feelings hurt, little man

i deal in the business of making people orgasm through writing, and i would orgasm much more readily to someone who's willing to engage in onomatopoeia than i would someone who gives me bullshit like

"scans her from head to toe"

"without uttering a single word"


 No.225464

>>225451

YOUR CANONS WANT GIRL (MALE) DICK, NOT YOUR PUNY WHYTEBOI SHRIMPS


 No.225465

File: 7a53482da5d6416⋯.jpg (416.8 KB, 1280x1867, 1280:1867, tumblr_nqyju16imp1uubuoco1….jpg)

>>225457

Nope, I'm just confident in myself and happy with my writing nowadays. I'm not retarded to think I'm the best ever at this shit and that there is nothing to work on. Like I mentioned several hours ago, I have the goal to fully eliminated the FATTENED meme from my vocabulary and to put a massive stomp on my overuse of italics.


 No.225467

>>225465

you are clearly not happy with your writing if in the same breath you claim that you're trying to "eliminate" things from it


 No.225468

File: fb1036d314fc3c8⋯.png (258.15 KB, 392x400, 49:50, monk2.png)

>>225466

I love you too anon.

>>225467

I don't need it to be perfect to be happy with how it is. People overall enjoy my writing despite some stuff like the FATTENED meme, I enjoy writing how I do, and I have a few decent partners to have fun with. But just because I'm happy doesn't mean I want to stagnate.


 No.225469

>>225464

You're not even far off from my dream, sadly.


 No.225470

>>225465

>Overuse of italics

I though the whole text was supposed to be in italics?


 No.225471

>>225427

>>225445

Thank you anon. Overall I think Yvette's main issue is just run-on sentences to be honest. She keeps removing pronouns but that's an easy fix and other than that, it's just little vocabulary errors like 'fattened' that don't really affect her style of RP. My biggest critique is probably her expression

Knuckles pulled away for barely a moment, enough for those narrowed eyes to admire the bruising flesh before another strike befell her.

This reads oddly to me because it feels like it could be punchier. I prefer hammer, crush, slam, cannoned, crunched to strike. Strike is short, it lacks impact and force. If you switched up knuckles, I'd probably like it more. I'm also not going to point out potential to things I've already mentioned as that's just being a dick imo.

I'll read through for anything else notable but I've got no issue with things like 'hentai dialogue' or 'onomatopoeia' because both of those are all about your own personal styling.

>>225457

I wouldn't consider that post I rewrote great either, I was just trying to show Yvette how I would rephrase the sentence I called out. I think it'd be better working with the material she had and which I pointed out an issue with rather than introduce something totally different. That's why as you pointed out >>225463 I reused Yvette saying 'scans her from head to toe' and 'without uttering a single word'. She had already used them and I didn't want to rip up the whole sentence to leave it unrecognisible to what she first gave me.


 No.225472

>>225470

Nea, that was . . . I think half a year or so ago? I had the whole post in italics and used bold to accentuate words and stuff. Massively dropped the usage of bold, stopped doing the whole post in italics but instead keywords, but ended up italicizing way too much. So now I'm trying to cut down on 'em. Primarily I'm trying to maintain italics only to dialogue alongside color and a few key pieces within the post but it's a harder habit to beat than most others since it's something I do instinctively when I get into a play.


 No.225474

>>225468

>I wouldn't consider that post I rewrote great either

my point exactly, i'm glad we've had this discussion


 No.225475

>>225471

>>225468

oh, wrong dude, there you go this is the correct post link


 No.225476

File: 2c86461a9be7190⋯.jpg (661.93 KB, 1280x1431, 1280:1431, tumblr_ouhewlymdT1vonw1zo1….jpg)

>>225471

That's actually something I should consider. Meatier / punchier words were the ones with fewer vowels and more consonants, right? And yeah, having a rewrite of my stuff is easier to understand than something completely new since I'm generally a dumbass and have issues figuring it out that way. Also, point out a run on sentence for me please. I generally feel I do better nowadays in that department so I'm curious where I'm overlooking stuff.


 No.225477

>>225476

More broad vowels, less consonants but again, that's just my opinion and you use what you can/wish too. Your posts aren't anywhere near the worst I've seen on F-list.

>>225474

>>225475

I just feel like if you're correcting/advising someone it's better to use their own work as a model than writing something completely unrelated and using that to explain, hence why I remade her post using her own terms. Also, why did you bring up onomatopoeia like it was a bad thing anyway?


 No.225478

>>225316

P o S t P r O f I l E a N o N


 No.225479

>>225477

So A, O, and U, no? Gotcha'. I'll have to make a list of words to memorize again sometimes soon.


 No.225482

>>225477

because you used cliches and dumb bullshit in your own post, too

>leaf green eyes narrowed to slits

you didn't fix the dude's cliches because you didn't see how initially


 No.225483

>>225480

epic


 No.225485

>>225484

absolutely based


 No.225486

>>225482

Leaf green eyes are aesthetic anon! What's wrong with them. Plus, narrowing to slits works for the mood she'd shown she was going for and well, due to my proclivities, I like anything evocative of predatory imagery.

Even then, I'd go on to defend using a few or some cliches. They are tools after all and many of them work quite well for quick fixes. Once she has a few more terms to work with, she can experiment more.


 No.225487

>>225486

no your post was garbage


 No.225489

>>225486

yes your post was nice :)


 No.225490

Just do what you want, Oda/Yvette/Whatever. I never saw an issue with what you write. It's a typefuck site; you're not trying to shill a novel for cash. I don't read smut novels to get off, so why anyone here seems to act like that's what you need to do to get sex speaks to the insecurity of a lot of the anons who come here. Every person on the site has different things that do it for them. If the people you lust for on the site put out, and they in turn pursue you: What's the problem? I mean, most of the people who come here wouldn't be caught dead posting a log because they know their ego would get curb stomped from the vitriol. People here just want to hate on you, and they'll do that no matter what. Why do you want or even take that kind of criticism seriously?

… Or maybe you're just 4d-level chess trolling. That works, too.


 No.225492

Y'all gay.


 No.225495

>>225492

I have internet sex with men on the internet while pretending to be something I'm not. Everyone here is a faggot.


 No.225496


 No.225497

>>225495

Yes, I just said that.


 No.225498


 No.225499

>>225496

If this is actually your RP it's fucking excellent. Love the format, great back and forth, p.lewd.


 No.225501

>>225500

How can humans even compete?


 No.225502

>>225501

By being able to actually fit inside human women I suppose.


 No.225504

>>225503

I meant realistically. I know you can do it in fiction, obviously.


 No.225505

>>225504

PS dogs>horses.


 No.225506

>>225503

God damn Ovum is so fucking hot.


 No.225507

>>225499

Yeah, I played the guy and my partner played Wendy. Thanks for the compliment!


 No.225508

>>225506

Visceral descriptions of ovum getting fertilized are amazing.


 No.225509

>>225508

You mean gangraping and overstuffing the ovum with mindless thinking spermcells to the point it can barely form a healthy egg?

>>225507

Stealing this idea laaaaaaaaaad


 No.225510

File: 2fc147d00846f5a⋯.jpg (100.8 KB, 668x960, 167:240, goingtodiesoon.jpg)

>>225508

You. You are mah nigga.


 No.225511

>>225509

Oh yeah? As a guy or a girl or what?


 No.225512

>>225511

Both. It's fantastic and I have some partners who play thots, male and female, which are ideal for this.


 No.225513

>>225512

Well, have fun. It's nice every now and then for sure.


 No.225514

>>225509

>tfw things like this and cervical penetration are entirely unrealistic.

Why are all my greatest kinks things that would either hurt me massively or things that are impossible. Cervical stuff hurts like hell but it's too hot in concept. In an ideal world someone would ram down my Fallopian tubes and spray spunk directly onto my ovaries claiming each and every ovum they'll ever release for himself.

But you know, none of that makes sense and would probably kill me and if not that render me infertile and scarred for life.


 No.225515

>>225513

Oh, and I might as well drop my own profile along with the log, why not

https://www.f-list.net/c/good%20end%20bearer/


 No.225516

>>225514

>kinks you love you can't do IRL

Well jeez anon, you just had to bum me out when I just wanted to see if I can actually write that kind of absurd egg gangrape where your womb's so full it overflows into your fallopian tubes and you can already tell your next 5 children are being conceived in an actually hot way.


 No.225517

>>225516

Yeah, I like loli, incest, and some zoophilia and I obviously can't do those irl either. So like this anon is saying you just need to ignore realism and just do what seems fun.


 No.225518

File: 1c1840417943ef9⋯.jpg (91.84 KB, 1098x676, 549:338, 48d23ce.jpg)

>tfw you log in to see your pink partner getting bred in a public RP after she said that she hates BBC


 No.225519


 No.225520

File: 85443090f3337a5⋯.jpg (187.78 KB, 850x1185, 170:237, sample_756f9a96d92c86815b6….jpg)

>>225486

>Tried to write a teasing post for someone while keeping the advice in mind

>End up not being able to finish it up both due to not having practice at this sort of openers anymore and fumbling around with several differences than what I usually do

Was fun trying to keep several of those things in mind, even if I ended up failing a fair bit at it through it all. I'll keep trying to see if I can make this feel more natural for me, but cheers anon, it's somewhat enjoyable at the moment.

Have the shitty unfinished attempt to bully me over https://pastebin.com/BFtQUuGd Trying to cut out italics is gonna be the fucking death of me I swear.


 No.225521

>>225520

>that Oda

Not gonna lie, I really want to turn her into a twerking nigger breedingsow now.


 No.225522

>>225520

Reading better already I think. I might let you suck my cock now and even swallow the gravy. I wouldn't worry too much about italics, I use those myself but it's important to remember that a little moderation goes a long way in giving punch.


 No.225523

File: 3658349ca2eb463⋯.jpg (521.81 KB, 617x848, 617:848, 775b65cc51d7d674730b53fd05….jpg)

>>225522

Yeah, that's the main thing. I enjoy formatting a lot, it's just instinctive for me to automatically italicize words I feel are important but the sheer overuse nullifies some of the punch. As I said, it's a tad awkward for me, constantly adding pronouns here and there due to familiarity without.

>>225521

Lucky for you I'm basically a shameless nigger lover nowadays as long as the profile looks nice mostly


 No.225524

File: 5e4b0ebdfdb6af0⋯.png (277.69 KB, 600x730, 60:73, 5431346.png)

>>225523

> automatically italicize words I feel are important but the sheer overuse nullifies some of the punch

I said that verbatim and still believe so. The colorization of the text isn't a big deal never was in any of my plays. It's easily overlooked, but this is the nitpick I have with your writing more than anything else. Diction, flow, and syllable are all emphasized by the way it's presented, and willy-nilly presentation is just really off.

Still looking better. March's Oda is still the god damned best and I'm gonna faceclaim it some day, I swear.


 No.225526

>>225523

Nowadays? Weren't you always one or at least as soon as that Takane showed up?


 No.225527

File: 8a5a8fd44a020cf⋯.jpg (508.62 KB, 1049x636, 1049:636, 69461043_p0_master1200.jpg)

>>225524

You're pretty much the only person to say so and the reason I'm trying to improve on that issue. Ya' ain't wrong tho', not to mention it's a fucking pain in the ass cleaning all this shit up. Me posting logs is basically the biggest reason to stop formatting so much. Find your own fucking waifu you cunt.


 No.225528

>>225527

I didn't even know that was a common issue with you but yeah, cut that out. That's peak BBC shitter and you just wanna be a little BBC shitter, right? Only use italics for things you want to draw attention to and bold for things you want to add power too.


 No.225529

File: d4b88e6c041cffc⋯.jpg (10.07 KB, 195x195, 1:1, CFOjsc3VEAIaG53.jpg)

>>225527

It's better to help than to cut down. The fact you're trying to improve speaks more than my pointing it out. I doubt me saying it is the only reason. People who think writing isn't an ever-evolving craft are dumbasses.


 No.225530

>>225527

Yeah, that's why I haven't ever really hated on you. Even if you're a silly shitposter you still take criticism to heart when it's sincere. Everyone can be shit but what separates shitters and good civilization is the capacity and will to improve.


 No.225531

File: 0dead3f5f182723⋯.png (1.36 MB, 1180x1672, 295:418, 8u1.png)

>>225530

>Good civilisation

Based Fate poster


 No.225532

>>225531

Ironically I find Altera boring, but the fandom-specific lingo sticks to me like the average shemale's jizz.


 No.225533

File: 73c7a9b91d13d5a⋯.jpg (610.43 KB, 632x891, 632:891, 71258413_p0.jpg)

>>225527

I want to black Nobu!!!!!!


 No.225534

>>225533

They did say they're an unabashed nigger-loving slut. Go for it.


 No.225535

File: 92660fa571501ef⋯.jpg (785.86 KB, 1280x1810, 128:181, e6f113137344caafd7bb55ccdb….jpg)

File: 628b6967a5a0422⋯.jpg (407.59 KB, 1600x1200, 4:3, c50c1bd192c7467f812b37930e….jpg)

File: d6855efc779a60c⋯.jpg (686.52 KB, 1900x1200, 19:12, 7fa2f6cf240c3a2a0b5f309859….jpg)

>>225534

Aren't we all?


 No.225536

>>225534

I'm just shitposting, I don't have any interest in Nobunaga. It's cute art, though, I'll give it that.


 No.225537

File: 7b521b86796ba46⋯.png (1.12 MB, 1000x1000, 1:1, 8905196.png)

>>225535

Come now, I don't say everyone on /erp/ is a lolicon. Just say what you like, there's no need to extend that love to everyone. We can all get along.


 No.225538

>>225535

Far right is me.

>>225536

Nobu's hot, fam. March's is exceptionally so.


 No.225539

>>225538

Then you go get her! I won't get in your way, Anon. I got shipsluts to fuck instead.


 No.225540

>>225518

Lots of pinks say they hate something and can be found constantly doing it. I recall some pink talking about how they hated how many people had oversized dicks. Lo and behold mere hours later they were riding a horse cock.


 No.225541

>>225539

Send some my way. Gungirl on Shipgirl is patrician.


 No.225542

>>225541

No. Find your own.


 No.225543

File: 1658fa9b7f059a2⋯.jpg (442.63 KB, 1200x960, 5:4, 00459371575aacd3f47d8a7ff1….jpg)

File: c4674624f13a3e7⋯.jpg (888.26 KB, 1062x1433, 1062:1433, 1731870f51d70103d62f2b9783….jpg)

File: 3b0e34d26066453⋯.jpg (781.1 KB, 1717x1291, 1717:1291, 0014794e3a6f9f779028e10882….jpg)

File: 6647e2d8d53c00b⋯.jpg (793.45 KB, 1062x1500, 177:250, 16e030dc660b96e7c3c1d258d9….jpg)

>>225537

>lolicon

Some for you.


 No.225544

>>225542

>not double-teaming a shipgirl and sinking that aft.


 No.225546

>>225537

That's not a loli, that's a harvin.


 No.225547

File: b542b42f02cf17d⋯.jpg (153.46 KB, 849x1200, 283:400, 5zmyxdq.jpg)

>>225543

Hah. The tattoos are a bit much for me, but the pics would all be good without them.


 No.225548

File: c0ab5a76523393e⋯.jpg (396.15 KB, 1000x1440, 25:36, 49ea0a194c601d962cc3936e6d….jpg)

>>225544

For me to double-team anyone I'd have to like the partner in crime first :^)


 No.225549

File: e3c663e04b5da23⋯.jpg (82.85 KB, 805x1000, 161:200, 11997655.jpg)

>>225546

For immortals/people who live a long time, loli is just a body type.


 No.225550

File: cc3fd307ceec0de⋯.jpg (194.13 KB, 500x480, 25:24, 52780497_p0.jpg)

>>225548

I'm wounded.


 No.225551

File: af826eea6edd5cb⋯.jpg (177.31 KB, 686x966, 49:69, DdF3go8UQAENijq.jpg)

>>225550

F

don't worry there's Washington in Boin, surely if you bother them enough they'll put out


 No.225552

File: bdc717b3bd425ef⋯.png (1.16 MB, 980x1796, 245:449, 12298366.png)

>>225548

I really want to do this while you twerk.


 No.225553

File: 1671bdf1d96c50a⋯.png (26.52 KB, 177x147, 59:49, roundedcorner.png)

>>225552

Buy me that suit and I swear I will, tbh.


 No.225554

Roughly on topic. Its always so hard to good dickgirl friends who are interested in playing nice together and sharing/destroying sluts with me.


 No.225556

>>225554

I actually found that Sukiyaki is super chill about this. I'm thinking about lining up a threesome with them and some third party. No idea who the fuck they are otherwise but I don't really care. Cool people end up making for chill RP.


 No.225557

>>225554

3Ps are hot but shemales and nigs tend to have huge egos so it's hard to set something up with them.


 No.225558

>>225557

I do notice the ego thing a lot. But it feels so much better when you find that great partner who jives with you and you wind up making that perfect dominating/degrading duo that can utterly break submissive.

>>225556

Not familiar with them at all. I guess I'll keep my eye out.


 No.225559

>>225554

Hell I'd go along with doubleteaming someone except every pink retard out there walks up asking if I am the one who has any friends that want to fuck them. Like motherfucker you're the one who makes a habit of sucking shemale cock, don't YOU?


 No.225560

>>225551

>Washintgon

I did an auto-fellatio scene with them once in Boin on Ingram. American on American, and it was pretty dope.

>>225556

Sukiyaki got grump at me because I was a more popular oni, and she tried to do the whole "Bitchbreaking" thing where I just laughed at her.

>>225557

3Ps on F-list are difficult due to time constraints. It sucks, nature of the beast, but when it happens good god is it good.


 No.225561

>>225556

Man, I love Sukiyaki. I'm the autistic type that doesn't really like people until I really know them, but one 5 minute talk was enough for me to enjoy their presence. Go ahead and do yourself a favor.


 No.225562

>>225553

You want to throw your shemale in as well? I'm up for it.


 No.225563


 No.225564

>>225563

I really am shilling for her, she's one of my favorites.


 No.225565

>>225562

Nanto's hardly one made for submission I'm afraid. But hell, I'm tempted to bring back my subby shemales for shit like that.


 No.225566

>>225563

Is this gonna be the new Ebonbolt?


 No.225567

>>225565

Nothing better than a fat pair of heavy nuts clapping against some faggot's rear until they realize just how far out of their league they are.


 No.225568

>>225563

I haven't RPed with them yet, mind you. I'm just giving my first impressions. If they really are good, then fuck it, I'll say so. If they end up being autistic, screeching garbage fires I'll say that too.


 No.225569

>>225560

Well, there you go. See, boats aren't that hard to snag, whaddya need me for?


 No.225570

>>225569

Most are cliquey flakes. You get a play here or there, but hit and quit types.


 No.225571

>>225567

Make the dick bigger than hers and keep calling her a limp dicked faggot and ya' got yourself a shemale and a female grinding against your dick from either side TBH


 No.225572

>>225570

I get approached by the silent types in channels a lot. Those that don't talk whatsoever but scout out people in the user list. They're usually degenerate little shits in disguise and provide lots of entertainment. I don't give a shit if they're part of a clique or not, I only care whether they're fun to RP with or not.


 No.225573

>>225556

>>225554

>>225557

>>225560

I've spent years trying to find other doms to 3P with on the regular, even casually having some slut suck us off while we pass cigars back at the boy's club or else your beta friend finds out his slut gf is cheating on him so you both go and beat the shit out of her before recording your rape of her and threatening to put it live if she tells anyone. Also get her addicted to heroin, that'd be fun.


 No.225574

>>225572

Lurkers are fine and all, but I'm the type to mix it up in channels/public given I suck at approaching. Before you say "quit being a pussy, anon!" I know it's a stupid thing to think of myself, but eh, I've got my own prefs.


 No.225575

>>225571

Perfect, that's exactly what I wanted.


 No.225576

>>225571

Why would you do a shemale twerking scene where that cocky bitch doesn't realise how small her dick is and what a real cock should look like compared to her pathetic prick. Especially if the girl in the scene doesn't even consider her a man and pays no attention to that faggot who's so desperate to milk those big fat balls dry. Maybe if she swallows enough spunk from a real stud, she might just be able to measure up.


 No.225577

>sukiyaki

er had to swallow a cock so grueling. Spasm, gurgle, retch and splutter, desperate for a taste of that oni-butter."

"Best kneel for her crown lest you can't down her nutchow.

Oh wow, fucked how?

Within twenty-eight inches of my life,

then pow.

This trash ain't no way gonna stand up from that plow.

Won't lie,

you suck her dry and you might die.

But that's why Suki's worth every fucking cry."

Well having people put out SICK BEATS is one way of doin' a fuckwall.


 No.225578

File: efb8945a273dc26⋯.jpg (87.04 KB, 727x1000, 727:1000, 8282896.jpg)

>>225576

Add in cuckolding to the mix, size comparisons, humiliation, etc and HUOO BOY anon


 No.225579

>>225577

Smirth brings the rymez


 No.225580

>>225578

Cuckolding scenes where you don't steal the woman but instead take her shemale 'bull' and fuck them into an obedient cock-servicing fag right in front of them. :ok_hand:


 No.225581

File: 73afe28bbed7d9b⋯.jpg (32.16 KB, 800x600, 4:3, 1moe5edfc2s01.jpg)

>>225580

You forgot this.


 No.225582

>>225428

false as fuck. plenty of people have posted logs in this very thread and haven't been shitposted. there have been two in recent memory, but I don't want to specify them to avoid unintentionally shining a spotlight on them.


 No.225583


 No.225584

File: e651c27d7893ecf⋯.gif (946.08 KB, 398x223, 398:223, good.gif)

>>225578

Not the anon promised a twerking too but fuck, you really do live up to the stereotype don't you? I bet by the end of it you'll be squealing to have your prostate back while the arms around your neck tighten and that massive cock grinding against your balls twitches. Oda probably sitting underneath so she feel that dick resting on her face.

>>225580

Pic related.

>>225582

/erp/'s less annoyed today for some reason.


 No.225585

>>225581

[eicon]smug[/eicon] [eicon]cool[/eicon]


 No.225586

File: 0073888325c4c53⋯.png (1.21 MB, 1665x1000, 333:200, ZRB_ShirobakoSeries_Blacke….png)

>>225578

Post your shemale profile whenever it gets up n' running. I want to make that desperate faggot measure my cock while her girlfriend is still twerking up a storm, just so she has something to use as metric when I make her do comparisons to her own pathetic clit-dick. Even better if she's left slobbering and kneading on my balls while her club-slut of a lover is riding this fat dick stupid. If she does a good job then maybe she can clean up the intoxicating mix of cunt-slobber and bull jizz afterwards while she begs to get railed twice-as-hard.


 No.225587

File: 7b73325878b2ec1⋯.png (54.79 KB, 826x621, 826:621, SMIRTH.PNG)

>>225579

#ORANGE'D bitches lined up on the fuckwall,

fat nuts like a beach ball.

Let the white bitch succ them dry,

while the white cuck says "Goodbye!".

Just that BBC shite, all damn day,

but I have a secret, kay?

I really love to suck like powder,

all that shemale chowder!


 No.225588

>>225584

I wasn't even referring to today, tho; I hadn't read the posts below the one I quoted until now


 No.225589

File: e4d64320601b521⋯.gif (1.71 MB, 161x270, 161:270, daddy's boytoy.gif)

>>225586

Shut the fuck up and contact me on Nobu ya' prick.

>>225584

Cuckolding and shit is one of the few things that can push me into a submissive mood, sue me.


 No.225590

>>225589

Oh good because last time I spoke to you chat, I wasn't sure if you enjoyed cuckolding and being completely bitch broken while your girlfriend watches your cock be made permanently limp. I'll have to hit you up again. You'll look great as that gif.


 No.225591

>>225590

Do it motherfucker


 No.225592

Damn. All the degenerate fun has to happen right when I need to split.


 No.225593

File: b03f9eb380367ad⋯.jpg (259.15 KB, 1280x1677, 1280:1677, 1539775137633.jpg)

>>225592

Don't worry, we'll be here when you are back.


 No.225595

You people have some shit taste. Can we go back to lolis and scat already?


 No.225596

Lately, I've been getting vague anxiety from seeing certain characters/players playing with certain people/kinks. It never bothered me before, but now it's making my chest tighten up. What's wrong with me?


 No.225597

>>225596

It's cancer.


 No.225598

>>225596

Could you tell us what kinks those are?


 No.225599

>>225597

At least I'll be dead soon.

>>225598

It's different for each individual really. Sometimes something will bother me for one person, but won't bother me for another. It's really inconsistent and weird, but I think it depends on how I feel about the character or the player.


 No.225600

File: 967a7bed1b2ee67⋯.png (582.74 KB, 1800x1297, 1800:1297, 1456956319671.png)

>>225599

It just sounds like you're getting envious of other people, though I say that because it's what happens to me. If I knew how the fuck to deal with it, I'd tell ya, but all I can recommend is detaching yourself more. Especially if you're actively monitoring what your bookmarks are doing or some shit like that. I think it comes down to simply giving less of a fuck, but that's easier said that done, yeah?


 No.225601

File: 9a6e4aa8672b153⋯.png (657.46 KB, 618x957, 206:319, 11583516.png)

File: 521bbb488a08b0e⋯.jpg (115.5 KB, 850x1700, 1:2, 11141665.jpg)

File: b0c35d9fe63e055⋯.jpg (413.8 KB, 850x1202, 425:601, 11583665.jpg)

File: c53e8d8be244765⋯.jpg (126.4 KB, 708x1000, 177:250, 11583656.jpg)

File: 44249eb058623b8⋯.jpg (153.55 KB, 1333x1000, 1333:1000, 11583645.jpg)

Where are all the kid-dick slurping, masochist pedowhores at?!


 No.225602

>>225601

Out the window, after they dealt with the caliber of shotas on f-list.


 No.225603

>>225601

Fucking loli shemales instead becaue all blues can't write for shit.


 No.225604

>>225603

The irony.


 No.225605

File: 0965ad2631cdc8c⋯.gif (1.37 MB, 264x170, 132:85, cn5llfjdknj11.gif)


 No.225606

File: d1acbe2aec18e97⋯.png (964.86 KB, 850x1200, 17:24, tumblr_p9rc1bxnKt1xvyzlvo8….png)

>>225603

The only good loli is a pink one.


 No.225607

File: 2071fa6c903beb9⋯.png (577.23 KB, 1033x1080, 1033:1080, 11642933.png)

>>225606

Very true!


 No.225609

File: 760c45fcfd20bd3⋯.png (1.81 MB, 2193x3000, 731:1000, 4a301d1133dce8dcaa7df65bbf….png)

>>225607

I always kinda disliked JADF's art. It's so over the top and stupid. "OH HERE'S TWO BIG DICKGIRLS FUCKING EACH OTHER'S URETHRAS"


 No.225610

>>225609

When are you going to post your profile so I can finally fuck grown up Shinobu so good she cums he brains out and regresses to her loli form?


 No.225612

>>225600

I wouldn't say I'm envious but in the case of some people I could say I was a little jealous, but it was more in a "they can do better" sort of way. Another time there was someone doing status play with a notorious drama whore and that freaked me out.


 No.225614

File: a5657c43c64a1ea⋯.jpg (654.56 KB, 1280x1567, 1280:1567, 1412469277309.jpg)

>>225610

(I don't have a Shinobu)


 No.225615

>>225614

you may as well be an avatarfag at this point with how small your collection of loli pics is. give yourself a name for us to call you by


 No.225616

File: b3160cbce15f0c4⋯.png (527.86 KB, 1329x2159, 1329:2159, loli in a ghost costume.png)

File: a42d1eed55145b0⋯.jpg (85.93 KB, 744x1052, 186:263, wab0xu0.jpg)

>>225615

I have a lot more that I don't post, I just try to post the really high-quality ones. I have a lot of Kuros but I know she's a bit of a sore subject here.


 No.225617

File: ade41a574374d2f⋯.jpg (145.15 KB, 850x478, 425:239, image1.jpg)

File: 7b046b584388d54⋯.png (840.34 KB, 617x873, 617:873, 62e116d1f4663c746f0b8ad868….png)

>tfw did only lovey-dovy scenes with my partner

>tfw now send me these pics

O-oh…


 No.225618

>>225437

Post your fucking profile immediately.


 No.225619


 No.225620

>>225617

I'm gonna need a storytime anon and your profile to boot


 No.225621

>>225619

Proof of the mantra I keep repeating about neo-/erp/'s users being ninety percent all talk and no quality.


 No.225622

>>225621

He never said anything about being better or something like that though.


 No.225623

>>225621

>one person's profile who probably doesn't talk shit about others on here

confirmation bias at its finest

god bless you, retarded anon


 No.225624

>>225621

Actually kill yourself.


 No.225625

>>225622

I know, I'm pointing out for the sake of pointing out.

>>225623

Sorry, I was mostly talking about the profile, not the player themselves.

Either way, most of you talk shit about people that don't talk shit about others on here, either. Don't be a hypocrite.


 No.225626

>>225625

"If a lot of people do something shitty then people can't call me out on it!"


 No.225627

File: e49e0231389b481⋯.png (742.47 KB, 1000x1000, 1:1, rai9.png)

>>225626

We're all shitty people doing shitty things. Say what you will, just don't be a hypocrite.


 No.225628

>>225625

>most of you talk shit about people that don't talk shit about others on here

Funny because every single person who gets shit talked on here ends up coming to 'defend themselves' sooner or later so they're probably exactly who is shit talking others.


 No.225629

>>225627

Don't look at me, I've not done anything like that.


 No.225630

I shaved today. My face feels so silky baby smooth; wanna feel it, /erp/?


 No.225631

File: 62705822547e17b⋯.jpg (495.9 KB, 1550x1110, 155:111, 9124462.jpg)

Reposting yesterdays poll!

http://poal.me/hh0g5


 No.225632

>>225628

>most

Don't be retarded, I've been enough to know that it's only a minority of the shit-talked that actually come here to defend themselves. What happens is that sometimes we pester them enough to make it impossible to keep their cool. You're acting like that type of middle school brat that yells annoying gibberish until people tell you to stop and then laugh at them for being obviously pissed.


 No.225633

>>225632

been around*


 No.225635

>>225612

That sounds like envy to me. You say they could do better, but it sounds more like you're wishing you were the one they were playing with. Stop caring about people who aren't playing with you and go type fuck someone stupid. Though maybe I'm just projecting.


 No.225636

File: 22864c8701c9671⋯.png (1.04 MB, 750x1000, 3:4, 9238126.png)

>>225635

Pretty much this, especially the last bit. Go fuck someone, anybody else. Doesn't really matter who as long as you're enjoying yourself. Are you too exhausted to typefuck? Then go sleep. Not tired enough for sleep? Then you're not tired enough to not fuck some random bitch. Not in the mood? Bitch I don't give a fuck, go fuck someone and stop giving a shit.

Treat that as the golden rule for when you feel your own retardation taking the better of you. A lot of the time such feelings are borne from either emotional fatigue, bottle up lust, or thirst.


 No.225637

>>225635

Nah I don't think I'm that great of a roleplayer. I just don't want them to get caught up with a dramawhore who will give them gray hairs.


 No.225638

>>225632

I dunno man it seems everyone who gets shit talked here is active here. Ebonbolt, Kuro, Oda, Yvette, Chupa, AT crew in general, Nigger Shota, Alley Niggers, Allonso, I'm almost certain Master Vivarium is among us… in fact I'm hard pressed to recall any profile that is shit-talked who doesn't come here.


 No.225639

>>225637

Hello other me. It's nice talking to myself again. Potential aside, they're still type-fucking and I'm sure that sucks on some level. Quit worrying about it and turn your focus elsewhere. Again, easier said than done.


 No.225640

>>225639

*potential drama


 No.225641

File: 7b7e81528db174c⋯.png (290.26 KB, 1000x593, 1000:593, 1539992227724.png)

File: fc2fdd8a3bb340d⋯.png (672.83 KB, 560x850, 56:85, 1539990385553.png)

BBC BTFO


 No.225642

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>225639

>hello other me.

I understand what you're saying I just don't quite know how to achieve it.


 No.225643

>>225641

Is this from the asian cuck thread on halfchan again?


 No.225644

>>225641

Yet again white people need to steal cultural ideas from niggers because they have none of their own.


 No.225645

>>225644

Uh, hello? Mayonaise and blue jeans?


 No.225647

File: e618889212edaf9⋯.png (302.7 KB, 1000x593, 1000:593, e40e94505dce03f8632618a3f6….png)

File: 82a68542886997d⋯.png (204.91 KB, 1000x593, 1000:593, 65780f2ddc2435c842345c3e32….png)

File: 7c89251077b3fe4⋯.png (309.98 KB, 1000x593, 1000:593, a124563ef25e36f46ab6e7fe5c….png)

File: 9a75b21ca3967f3⋯.png (273.4 KB, 1000x593, 1000:593, b2f6884e4fdb2f34f777189cfa….png)

>>225641

At least post good cards.


 No.225648

>Dom who has just teased me and kept me on the hook for 3 years wants to lewd me and do all my weird shit

>She's drunk as shit and horny and dumb

>She starts off and just lets me go, literally 0 effort to even make 1 line posts

>I end up writing 3 pages of lewd on my own just for her

>s-she calls me good and says it was hot

>subgasm

>feel dirty and shitty the next day

kill me


 No.225649

>>225647

Isn't Asuka white herself?


 No.225650

File: 9960fbdbba4e371⋯.png (295.34 KB, 1366x768, 683:384, Nuclear.png)

>>225648

Good job, you're fucking trash. Go choke on some more dominant dicks since you're too pathetic to have even a sliver of self-worth. You're the kind of pathetic one-sided catering whore that keeps enabling lazy bitchbreakers on F-List.

Fucking kill yourself, you stupid cunt.


 No.225651

>>225650

It's the first time I ever wrote this and I still feel shitty and used and like she was laughing the whole time behind the screen. And then there's this part of me that is just happy that senpai wanted to scene with me.

This must be what being a trash sub feels like.

I should kill myself tbh.


 No.225652

>>225649

1/4 japanese, 1/4 german and 2/4 american. Kind of white.


 No.225653

>>225652

More than 50% is basically white.


 No.225654

>>225651

They were very shitty to you. But you were also very stupid to give in to what they wanted like that. Live and learn, friend. If someone ever does this to you? End it asap. They aren't worth your attention, affection or efforts.

Post their profile too.


 No.225655

>>225651

Post both profiles.


 No.225656

>>225648

>3 years

>3

>years

Wew


 No.225657


 No.225658

>>225648

Before you kill yourself, I have a few characters I need to have worship me and a writepiggy like you is just what the doctor ordered.


 No.225659

>>225658

Post profiles.


 No.225662


 No.225663

>>225662

eight months and no guestbook posts smh try harder


 No.225664

>Fuck someone like they're a worthless cumdump

>They love it

>Start noting me every day asking for more

I don't think they quite got the idea what a 'worthless cumdump' is.


 No.225665

File: f65e123f4ec1a80⋯.jpg (646.89 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, 0165_14_08.jpg)

>>225601

I'll always love shota. Especially someone who can play a gangbang for me. My biggest desire for a scene that I've had for years now is a group of friends (one being my son, but he only really has these "friends" because of his hot as fuck mom) who are having a sleepover. They end up bullying me into being used for "practice", all while talking about other girls they have a crush on.


 No.225666

>>225665

Post profile. I'd play the fuck out of that.


 No.225667

>>225665

>shota

pedofags like you need the rope.


 No.225668

File: 6181f9b292624db⋯.jpg (395.28 KB, 617x1000, 617:1000, 69753804_p0.jpg)

>>225667

Someone said the magic words.


 No.225669

File: 808d5f73bb098d2⋯.jpg (1.06 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, 0150_13_23.jpg)

>>225667

Do you want to play out a scene where you enact justice on a mom for her sick fetishes and hang her from a tree, anon? You can break into her house and torture her first after you find she's sucking off your son in the living room. His dick is twice as big as yours.


 No.225670

>>225669

tfw you found a filthy MILF that expressed shame in her writing and it was hot as fuck but they deleted the character after friending you a few days later

feels fuckin bad

Red?


 No.225671


 No.225672

>>225669

i mean his dick being bigger wouldn't matter because

a) I'd get my satisfaction by necking the bitch

and b) I'd probably have him chemically castrated for faggotry too


 No.225673

File: aae6ff0faf3bcae⋯.png (981.57 KB, 1000x1308, 250:327, 1414778755842.png)

>>225672

Sounds like you're just envious.


 No.225674

>>225662

Update profile to prove it's you.


 No.225675

STOP POSTING LOLIS, YOU KNOW THATS ILLEGAL!


 No.225676

>>225662

>Think it's disgusting anyone would write things for someone like that

>See that cock

Nevermind. I'll write pages for you too.


 No.225677

File: 6f34993f07821a8⋯.jpg (1.41 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, 0188_16_11.jpg)

>>225672

You'd chemically castrate him for fucking the woman who turned you down for a date the week before? That's not nice, anon!


 No.225678

>>225674

There we go.


 No.225679

File: bcec38023e715ee⋯.png (733.82 KB, 723x1023, 241:341, b97295d1cd17d9449eb16342b8….png)

>>225675

Ok, I'll post more just for you.

>>225677

It's pretty obvious he's just motivated by envy. If he didn't want to hurt the kid it would be a misplaced sense of moral superiority, which is pathetic but understandable. But since he says he'd castrate the kid he clearly doesn't care about morality at all and just wants to pretend to be superior. Which is exponentially more pathetic.


 No.225680

>>225676

OMG OwO DAT :3 COCK I FELL O_O IN <3 LOVE <3 I REALLY!! WANT TO WRITE FOR THAT x///x DRAWN IMAGE >_<


 No.225681


 No.225682

>>225680

>>225681

I'm a base person with unrefined instincts. I require nothing but shiny images to keep my attention because I am basically retarded.

Get off my ass.


 No.225683

>>225682

Cute, braindead anon! Worship fat shecock until your brain is rotten!


 No.225684

>>225682

At least you're aware and able to admit it. I forgive you, Anon. Now post profile.


 No.225685

File: d10c4bc25ab5562⋯.jpg (25.07 KB, 420x420, 1:1, d10c4bc25ab5562ceee878b63a….jpg)

>>225679

>>225677

these are among the most retarded things i've ever read.


 No.225686

I just caught up with the thread

>Shitters defending "Hello Miss" style approaches.

Where do you fucks come from. Goddamn


 No.225687

File: 46169d8aadc8e0b⋯.jpg (445.91 KB, 1000x642, 500:321, 46169d8aadc8e0b70c7e43ce53….jpg)

>>225685

If they're so retarded, surely you can come up with a coherent argument besides just saying "this is dumb" right? Surely you're not just in damage control mode, right?


 No.225688

>>225686

Where?


 No.225689

>>225684

Post yours and I'll see if my magpie tier brain thinks your faceclaim is shiny enough~


 No.225690

>>225686

What are you talking about?


 No.225691

File: 47b42ceec03764d⋯.jpg (19.32 KB, 176x232, 22:29, 15230063667252025872200.jpg)

>>225687

>this is what pedofags are actually like


 No.225692

>>225691

Hey that's a halfling, that's not pedo.


 No.225693

>>225692

If you'd read the chain you'd know anon is using it because it looks like a child.


 No.225694

>>225686

Literally nobody defended that, you complete and utter fucking retard. All anyone said was WHY they approach that way.

>not knowing how to read

>>225687

I love Red and shota/loli myself, but those posts were shit. Sorry…


 No.225695

>>225275

>tfw Karasawa still hasn't asked me for her name back

I miss roleplaying with her


 No.225696

>>225695

tfw I'll never facefuck Karasawa and call her a cow for eagerly swallowing my nut


 No.225697

>>225695

>tfw I'll never punch Karasawa in her fat stomach until she pukes up all the cum she sucked down that day


 No.225698

>>225697

based anon knows the good shit


 No.225699

>>225695

I don't know who Karasawa is but I want space jin's Wriggle Nightbug to bust my nuts


 No.225700

File: 4cd00cd6b42234d⋯.png (264.69 KB, 539x856, 539:856, 1fe45fe3891fea9b6f1c1cfdcf….png)

>>225694

(I'm just teasing the idiot, shh)

>>225691

Sorry, it's not your thing, anon. It's cool to like different stuff, so I understand that you don't care for it.


 No.225701

>Yvette avatar fagging.

Not even Marcieline was this bad; no wonder you two got in a fight you have egos the size of fucking planets


 No.225702

File: ea995946d83ef44⋯.png (241.96 KB, 500x500, 1:1, 1459016148742.png)

good god stop posting lolis my man


 No.225703

I'm not sure if Red's enjoyment of teasing others until the spurt is out of a genuine love of it or if she does it because she wishes another would do the same for them.


 No.225704

>>225702

This is just code for "post more lolis" at this point, right?


 No.225705

File: 0ce5797f25f9294⋯.png (508.23 KB, 750x1000, 3:4, cAbcZZ1.png)

>>225702

Ok

>>225704

I always assume that's the case.


 No.225706

>>225689

Here's one I'm willing to post on here, I've already thrown it out a few times before.

https://www.f-list.net/c/Una/

Actually getting around to note replies tonight after being busy for a while.

>>225703

>or if she does it because she wishes another would do the same for them.

I fucking wish. She's the 'I just want to get others off!' type, or at least won't say otherwise. Stupid ass bitch.


 No.225707

>>225706

I wonder if it was Red that noted me the other day after I posted profile. Sure it went nowhere at all but they seemed awfully intent on trying to get me off.


 No.225708

>>225703

I do genuinely love getting people off with my writing.


 No.225709

>>225707

Are you the one who wanted to do the shemale/female idea? If so, I still plan on it. Just haven't been on f-chat since we talked.


 No.225710

>>225709

Oh, I figured you just didn't want to go through with it. Didn't hold it against you or anything to be clear. Planned rps often fall through for one reason or another in my experience.


 No.225711

>>225710

Sent you a note to clarify. Sorry for not getting back sooner.


 No.225712

>approach

>X is offline

ok


 No.225713

>>225687

>like this character design

>know the source and what immediately happens to her

cursed


 No.225714

File: fd5fa109fb85a1a⋯.png (1.64 MB, 1000x1414, 500:707, 1496619236282.png)

>>225713

I don't know it, so keep me in the dark.


 No.225715

>>225706

Sorry anon, something about the other person's art style really appeals to me and makes me want to typeslut for them. Too bad they aren't online on fchat.


 No.225716


 No.225717

>>225716

>it's the diapershitter

Pottery


 No.225718

File: bb126e1ee0eab11⋯.png (1.79 MB, 1000x1120, 25:28, ClipboardImage.png)

>>225717

>Post profile on /erp/

>get bantzed

e-every time ;_;


 No.225719

>>225717

>not potty

Missed opportunities.


 No.225720

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>225636

Hit us retards with some more advice regarding the subject of stupid fuckin' feelings if you've got any.

>>225642

If we knew what the answer was, we wouldn't be having this problem, now would we? Hell, the answer has been stated, it's just a matter of enacting it against your own brain and breaking down this particular mental block; Trusting yourself and not using others as a comparison to your own success. You just gotta stop feeling sorry for yourself and shake off the self-depiction of inadequacy.


 No.225721

>>225718

Don't worry, Mel, I like you OOC.

When you aren't being racist, at least.


 No.225722

File: 6f9f88220666d0a⋯.jpg (8.57 KB, 207x241, 207:241, DplkGyPUYAAn41h.jpg)

Yo Robots. Know any robot loid for me to stick me dick into?


 No.225723

>>225721

Thank you qt I appreciate it, I like all of you too.♥


 No.225724

Hello /erp/ it is survey time! How often do you all play with your regular partners? Every night? Three or more times a week? Less than three times a week? Once a week or Irregularly? Consider me a friendly, but curious, Anon who wants to know how often you people play with your favorites.


 No.225725

>>225665

>ma'am x3

ruins the fucking pic


 No.225726

File: 2126e5f09226ef2⋯.png (120.85 KB, 370x370, 1:1, 2126e5f09226ef21f1a0cd5c25….png)

>>225724

Once every three weeks because no one likes me


 No.225727

>>225724

I have a rotating favorite that I tend to RP with once every 1-3 days depending on how horny I am/how good they are, and then just switch my regulars into that 'favorite' slot every few weeks. Usually I have about 10-15 regulars.


 No.225728

>>225724

Sometimes all of a week's days, sometimes once a month, sometimes twice every two weeks

I'm fickle and thankfully they understand


 No.225729

File: 77a5cd2a5eae1f1⋯.png (336.53 KB, 500x492, 125:123, high schooler cock.png)

File: 566b7dd914712d9⋯.jpg (16.65 KB, 225x255, 15:17, Jack off in class.jpg)

A partner has had me hold in my sex drive for them and I just missed my chance to take out days and days of frustration on them because they overslept to a weird time and I decided to take a quick nap at JUST the wrong couple hours. I'm so horny even the air feels different like I'm huffing aerosol'd lust. Holy Jesus fucking Christ. I've never needed to scream pointlessly into the ocean of piss about something this stupid before but I want to beat the fuck out of something 'till I'm hearing bones crunch like crumpling tin foil and fuck it at the same time in angry, bitter sex. I'm going to scream into a pillow.

The worst part is I just learned they're really into shota and that's something I've held off on doing for actual years because nobody I've met in the hobby that I liked has ever been okay with that type of thing.


 No.225730

File: 55c66be644bfe45⋯.gif (447.35 KB, 500x730, 50:73, 1512497160239.gif)

>>225724

I play once in like 4 months with my absolute favorite because he's really dumb about handling RP starts and I can only convince him to just stop pussyfooting and DO IT that often.

After that, my second favorite has a really low RP drive so that's like once every two months.

Then there's my semi-regular RP partner who has the best character selection ever, once a month.

A couple of cool cats infrequently but steadily throughout each month, once or twice.

A channel public player that I like a lot? I play with her like once every two weeks.

Everyone else are irregular randoms or acquaintances that I smash a couple of times here or there.


 No.225731

>>225729

Sounds like you have a problem anon


 No.225732

>>225724

Depends. Once every couple of months or so, I'd say. I blame myself for not enjoying sending messages OOC, but I think they're the same way, so it "works out".

I met them here, so I don't know if they're still around. But if you are, you know who you are, you slimy, green, hopping swamp bastard.


 No.225733

>>225724

The last time I played with my fave partner was over 3 years ago. I gave up on them and moved on. It's not really settling for less, given that the others are higher-quality. But I enjoyed things with them back in the day.


 No.225734

>>225725

It's ok to ma'am if you're a cute boy fucking my face.


 No.225735

>>225724

Every day if we have something going, otherwise it's usually months between because I'm a shitter. I wish they were into more stuff that I'd like, it'd make it a lot easier to just do things with them whenever. They also flip-flop on what they'd like to do a lot as well, though.


 No.225736

>people who unironically like fiver


 No.225737


 No.225738

File: 82a413ba9a7d9b0⋯.jpg (31.73 KB, 638x480, 319:240, 1486066999724.jpg)

>>225724

>regular partners

>regular

>partners

I feel so outclassed in this hobby at times.


 No.225739

>>225738

You don't need to be good to get regular partners. If you both enjoyed playing, then you just make plans to play again sometime.


 No.225740

File: 0f5746b4cbd0439⋯.jpg (574.32 KB, 1000x1000, 1:1, 65280779_p3_master1200.jpg)

rape all shotas.


 No.225741

>>225740

Good image


 No.225743

File: d226e8b2c30e66a⋯.png (258.7 KB, 778x907, 778:907, 4f354268b0dbc54bc92f2dfe9f….png)

>>225740

>>225742

Now this is some posting I can get behind.


 No.225744

File: 6be8cef698fffbf⋯.jpg (107.42 KB, 952x720, 119:90, 1537345265147.jpg)

>>225743

>cucking someone out their mom

>fucking said mom so hard she goes into forced ovulation and gives 'em a new sibling as a constant reminder of how utterly cucked they are


 No.225745

File: 6f4db56f7cc2968⋯.png (261.52 KB, 800x907, 800:907, 7e4c41d49b4baab55daeaa6de6….png)

File: d4af749da54103f⋯.png (424.85 KB, 907x896, 907:896, 9e07cff6e549bdcb05c9b0d928….png)


 No.225746

File: 76e607cf198401e⋯.jpg (661.26 KB, 801x1200, 267:400, 0c6b8ef8317a00c93fd208bd90….jpg)

The absolute state of f-list. It's fujomoms all the way down.


 No.225748

>Horny

>Nobody I want to scene with is on

>Partner search gives me shitty furries and fake doms

God put us here to suffer.


 No.225750

>>225748

Post profile.


 No.225751

>>225748

>How it feels to be a blue into shemales all the time.


 No.225752

File: 40a805363166bf1⋯.jpg (188.06 KB, 709x803, 709:803, 40a805363166bf13dbb122a73d….jpg)

Train them on you from a young age. Make them you-sexual.


 No.225753

>>225750

everyone already bullied me about it


 No.225756

File: 4abb2ee37d51cef⋯.jpg (692.43 KB, 1080x1200, 9:10, 67836330_p0_master1200.jpg)

>>225742

make them scream out "Mommy" until they lose their voices.


 No.225759

File: 88556eacfc91abb⋯.jpg (767.32 KB, 807x1382, 807:1382, 57ea02ea95f182b00e4a913f4d….jpg)


 No.225760

File: 32f900ebe8aabfe⋯.jpg (230.3 KB, 1333x1000, 1333:1000, 32f900ebe8aabfee604f265f98….jpg)

>>225758

>>225756

Make sure they know they're only a good boy if they're on-track to trying their damndest to impregnate you. Get them stuck on getting to tell their little friends they're going to be the world's cutest daddy, but take birth control, so they have to keep trying and trying and trying, harder and harder and harder.


 No.225762

>>225755

SHUT THE FUCK UP RED

YOU WON'T FUCK ME REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE


 No.225765

File: 6dc3cb1b90620b8⋯.jpeg (725.33 KB, 1120x1200, 14:15, 1412628514915-0.jpeg)

>>225762

Imagine being this angry about losing someone to a cock that's been in this world for fewer years than you spent in school.


 No.225767

>>225765

what are you talking about

i dont care about that sort of thing one way or the other


 No.225768

File: 4f754dd74509046⋯.gif (845.31 KB, 500x281, 500:281, anime HEAVY BREATHING.gif)

>>225766

Hell no. Post your profile. I'm pretty desperate right now, nevermind for this kind of content.


 No.225771

File: 6014152dbcc65f2⋯.jpeg (131.15 KB, 1200x900, 4:3, 0cc8de16dc533d9cbd019ac78….jpeg)

>>225769

Imagine showing off their pregnant belly to their ex, and look them in the eyes with the silent understanding that it's the product of pedophilia. It happened just in time for that little shit to start producing white alongside the clear stuff. Beginning to grow as soon as he's no longer shooting blanks…


 No.225772

>>225745

Even better if the Mom is on ruining her worthless son's self esteem. Maybe her next child will be a real winner. One that knows how to make a bitch scream into her pillow while the headboard rattles loud enough the son can hear in the room over.


 No.225773

>>225762

It ain't me for once.

Good posts though.


 No.225774

>>225773

Oh. In that case…

POST PROFILE WHOEVER THE FUCK IS POSTING


 No.225775

File: f3cf9e08564a7d7⋯.png (412.27 KB, 600x771, 200:257, ff5e1bac6b8aabf2c1b321ed5f….png)

>>225772

Imagine a trap doing this to a family such that her sons develop a fetish for him too, and get so incredibly, incredibly bitter that the cute girl they had a crush on is only for their mother.

>>225770

This poster scares me.

>>225774

It's at least two people on top of myself.


 No.225778

>>225772

It's so much hotter when Daddy decides to have a series of daughters with his daughters to try and make the perfect cocksleeve from them♥


 No.225781

>>225777

I need Space jin's Mokou to bust my balls into mush.


 No.225782

File: fbe089c6d2e9e5a⋯.png (328.58 KB, 1089x1245, 363:415, tumblr_pgf78zeRFk1rldcsdo1….png)

>>225776

>training a child on being able to ejaculate down between their own thighs, or even with their cock bend down almost inbetween their own cheeks so you can spank their cock and ass at once in any given strike.


 No.225783

>>225776

Your posts aren't the ones I wanted a profile for. so l o l


 No.225784

File: edd3e5169d5b00e⋯.jpg (90.02 KB, 540x419, 540:419, tumblr_p8h9sj0XnX1vpe4noo1….jpg)

>>225783

You know who I am. You have my permission to post it.


 No.225786

File: 85f3f9d87030218⋯.gif (1.62 MB, 640x380, 32:19, tumblr_pf4ymjj6YI1s5y4eao1….gif)

>>225784

Actually, I take this back, you don't need my permission.


 No.225788

>>225784

I don't know. Why would I be asking?

>>225785

Did you 'mystically' reply to the wrong post? I'm pretty sure that's Melissa asking for your profile, I want the profile of the other poster.


 No.225789

File: 5ed75d28f5a920a⋯.png (352.15 KB, 683x692, 683:692, e51537b1c6d1c6d9cfe5d93860….png)

File: 7a6429b90099f2b⋯.png (334.31 KB, 921x1006, 921:1006, 10734517.png)

>>225785

Oh you sweet, sweet summer cuck.

>>225788

I'm not Mushcorp, but you did make me laugh with that!


 No.225795

Feeling lonely today Karasawa?


 No.225797

>>225775

Mnf, thanks for reminding me to work on a certain profile concept. Sons that are so impotent that they lose out to a faggy looking trap with a dick bigger than all of theirs combined. Only a matter of time before they worshipping his cock and their knocked up, milk-leaking cow of a mother.

>>225778

And who more deserving of Daddy's love than his own harem of plump, hyper-fertile daughters?


 No.225799

File: e0ba0d9548d3e2e⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 718.6 KB, 746x1072, 373:536, 2350503 - Liteu Made_in_Ab….png)

Fuck it. I'm not thinking straight. There is absolutely no reason I should do this. This is a bad decision. https://www.f-list.net/c/maruruk/. The only person that gets to play with me tonight knows who they are already though.

>>225797

I do this on my other profiles. This exact thing. This is the one, officer.


 No.225800

>>225796

>>225794

>>225793

>>225792

>>225791

It's like a more boring, retarded edition of the pokemon spammer.


 No.225801

>>225628

Secret Strat: Shit on yourself harder than they can shit on you.


 No.225805

>>225804

But why. What's the point if she isn't crushing the balls of every guy she meets?


 No.225806

>>225804

Like the one you fucking posted?


 No.225807

>>225799

Are ya saying you do the breeding, get knocked up like a highschool floozy despite being an old, fat-titted hag, or wanna be cucked out of your thick, cock-slobbering mommy?


 No.225809

>>225730

You could probably play with your favorite more if you wrote some starters of your own. You little bitch.


 No.225811

>>225809

I do, but they don't bite on it. It's not a lack of creativity on my part, they just have some inexplicable issues on actually rolling with it if I send them a starter.


 No.225812

File: 90a93e202b41bed⋯.gif (3.75 MB, 280x302, 140:151, UIA896ANAO97.gif)

I just had my cock sucked by an inline only profile and it was one of the best recent textfucks I've had…what the fuck…


 No.225815


 No.225816

>>225812

Inline only profiles are basically the definition of playing the roulette. 9 times out of 10 you'll likely get a shitter, or something sub-par, but that mysterious one time out of ten that apparently exists, you'll get something divine, something that is only rumored to be true even amongst our greatest of scientists and typefuckers.


 No.225817

>>225812

It's not common but there are a lot of profiles that people make just for the sake of getting fucked, especially doms who have a reputation to protect, shitty profiles with solid diction should are a good tell that there's a burner going down. One of the best fucks I've had was with a femboy who had only one image and it was the same as his avatar but that boy sure knew how to please mommy.


 No.225818

What's the consensus on playing male cannons?


 No.225819

File: bb84befe1d44270⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 81.63 KB, 300x268, 75:67, 300px-Brigand_Pounder_SP.png)

File: 2c701832a137e07⋯.gif (Spoiler Image, 1.25 MB, 269x321, 269:321, 2c701832a137e07f4accbd8c4b….gif)

>>225818

I could get into this. In fact, I'd let this blackpowder me.


 No.225820

File: 5cae723c1f5c6e7⋯.jpg (153.34 KB, 800x600, 4:3, orig.jpg)

>>225818

Best of luck, you're most likely to just get Revolutionary War plays and people looking for cartoon stunts Evil Kenevil style.


 No.225821

>>225818

In all seriousness good luck. As with playing any male character it'll be tough if you're anything but a nameless dick like with BBC and fat guys or so feminine that you're basically a shemale with a blue name. Gynephillia is very strong on flist.


 No.225822

The fuck is with the sudden wave of people into twerking with custom kinks about twerking. This is some Baader-Meinhof shit after hearing about it on here.


 No.225824

>>225822

Fattened


 No.225825

>>225824

FUCKING


 No.225826

>>225825

cheeks


 No.225827

>>225822

You reminded me to add it to my Stocking just now


 No.225828

>>225822

It's trashy as fuck and I figure a good chunk of the site likes self-degradation. It puts a focus on the booty too of course.

Honest, I had been meaning to put it on my profile a long ass time ago with a couple other kinks. It's probably just coincidental.


 No.225829

>>225828

I like self degradation, but I just can't into it. It's not a no, but it's not really a yes, but people are fawning over it hard after Oda mindhived them.


 No.225830

>>225829

>ywn be brainfucked by oda until you're nothing but a mindless twerkslave


 No.225831

Just what is it with the bigger someone's tits are, the bigger a flake they are?


 No.225832

>Those faggots in every room who have to say something the moment any play starts up

Fuck you Texas, Stef and Vivarium.


 No.225833

>>225788

>Playing with jailbait rather than adults with broken brains

pls anon I at least have some class


 No.225834

File: 07c26046f9e41db⋯.png (1.5 MB, 2215x1197, 2215:1197, ad5bfa53ae2ef6ac0b0544596c….png)

File: 0e7f762eec3e156⋯.gif (878.08 KB, 944x1080, 118:135, ba37c81552c03a50d2cf58981c….gif)

>>225829

Iunno famicom, I feel like it's still not that common. If anything I figure you're noticing it more because of it coming up 'round these parts, like a frequency bias, yeah.

That said, it doesn't take too much to get the hype train going. There's not actually a lot of art depicting ass-shaking, and most 3D shit is garbage. Some well written smut can turn people over pretty fast.


 No.225835

File: fb3a1fb7c9f0e38⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 129.23 KB, 714x508, 357:254, fb3a1fb7c9f0e38c95878a83ba….jpg)

>>225831

It's just that they spend all their time with me.


 No.225836

File: 2372bc882c483d6⋯.png (354.13 KB, 540x556, 135:139, tumblr_inline_olcjl1Cz8w1r….png)

>>225835

Forgot to turn off spoilers whooooooops


 No.225837

>>225835

Hell if you want people who barely write a single sentence of text then you're welcome to them.


 No.225838

File: 98faaf8b2bc2a3b⋯.jpg (295.9 KB, 1440x1440, 1:1, wendy.jpg)

>>225831

When you have a really attractive profile, you get messaged by a lot of shitters, so you start just tossing them aside like they're worthless because they're easily replaceable.

But once you've started doing this for a while, you start just naturally doing it without really examining their approach, and you even start tossing out iffy approaches that MIGHT be good because you've been conditioned to just assume they're bad.

So in the end, you only feel like you have time for the really amazing, super ridiculously good approaches… but those aren't even going to be reflective of good partners, they're just people who can make a good first impression. Soon you can't even trust those people anymore since they let you down, so you just give up, delete the profile, and go back to playing DoTA.


 No.225839

>>225829

I've always liked twerking for how fucking stupid it it. It's degrading and a good action to show desperation.

Oda had nothing to do with it, but I also don't have a custom kink for it or anything, it's just something I'll mention to partners that I think might enjoy it.

>>225834

>tfw no little sister rika to spoil and turn into a fuckdoll


 No.225841

File: 4033ced6c57e509⋯.jpg (339.67 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, 320.jpg)


 No.225842

>>225838

>When you have a really attractive profile, you get messaged by a lot of shitters, so you start just tossing them aside like they're worthless because they're easily replaceable.

So what's the excuse when they're the ones messaging me? I swear to God every huge chested slut can barely string a sentence together and flake out the moment talks of an actual scene begin. Are they expecting me to jump through hoops or something?


 No.225844

>>225839

This is pretty much what I mean; if it's part of it it's part of it.

>>225834

It could be that, or it could be the general idea is gaining traction once someone mentions it. It becomes the "Oh they're into that too?! We can discuss it more." Which then it leads to exposure, ball rolling, etc. Anything can be sold if you sell it right, especially if the porn is just bad representing.


 No.225845

>>225842

Sounds like those ones are just shitters, fam.


 No.225846

File: 4cd6a8f082d2335⋯.png (274.33 KB, 1152x1115, 1152:1115, tumblr_pcsqsmlrLX1u5d1m8o1….png)

File: 58603964c5dffa4⋯.jpg (804.63 KB, 1151x1301, 1151:1301, 5c2c69da6b9a21ddbecc35c9b0….jpg)

File: 7588ecfa1d4d8c2⋯.jpg (224.83 KB, 850x601, 850:601, 4126687.jpg)

>>225840

There aren't enough players that can properly convey the size of absolutely huge, obtrusive mammaries.


 No.225847

File: 90d898f9d52fff7⋯.jpg (668.57 KB, 690x920, 3:4, 7f4540d49a1889dfa95e2bd702….jpg)

>>225840

Someone showed me some new favorites just recently. Giant bubs requires this certain tummy-ness to be taken seriously, but they have this uncanny ability to produce or find things that I thought I'd grown out of wanting in a way that makes me remember this is an erotic hobby for the first time in years.


 No.225848

>>225846

I've seen a lot of shitters bitch about how little people describe their dicks and yet there's rarely a pink who can remember they have giant breasts. It's disappointment all around.


 No.225850

File: 70fa7c8e2173619⋯.gif (1021.36 KB, 300x253, 300:253, 1539911153054.gif)

>>225848

>it's a "Pink wants you to spend 500 words on just getting it inside her" episode


 No.225852

>>225850

>can't spend 500 words teasing at the idea of trying to get it inside from the sheer size difference alone

Get out of my face you failure


 No.225853

File: b2330cb4962a78d⋯.jpg (138.49 KB, 805x1200, 161:240, 1539926795447.jpg)

>>225850

>Spending less than twenty thousand characters and multiple posts back and forth just getting her to finally split open for the blunt end of the thing, and how it only gets wider for some length down from the end, making it impossibly difficult no matter how desperate someone is to finally penetrate.


 No.225854

>>225853

das pretty good, I should use that next time


 No.225855

>>225850

>Episode is immediately followed by "Pink uses 4 words to describe 'her very right pussy' and spends the rest of the post talking about your dick too"

>>225851

>>225852

>>225853

you guys sure love dicks.


 No.225856

File: a9c42cbf31738ec⋯.jpg (1.07 MB, 700x1244, 175:311, artie3.jpg)

File: 5168dbff80ff5d2⋯.jpg (379.15 KB, 2500x1767, 2500:1767, f82b57b5e29e7a85df652aba6b….jpg)

File: 5bd29809f45836b⋯.png (1.39 MB, 915x1587, 305:529, 1490123950759.png)

File: 0996f11edd9a759⋯.jpg (80.65 KB, 855x1200, 57:80, 1495213985455.jpg)

>>225848

That's funny because I figure most doms try to ball out of control when it comes to dick descriptions, and it's definitely an area I try to put focus on for better or worse. Shape, length, and girth. Weight, smell, taste. How hard it currently is, what veins are doing, other shit like bumps, ridges, or foreskin. Like it's real fucking easy to talk about dick all god damn day, and that's not even getting into animal or hybrid shit.

A lot of times though it's like the tits just disappear from the scene altogether if you're not doing anything to 'em yourself.


 No.225858

File: ee0a3a69e63fdba⋯.jpg (213.46 KB, 1000x1000, 1:1, 5457849.jpg)

File: 3bd02e926ceee38⋯.jpg (97.23 KB, 569x1000, 569:1000, sample-be2e4114f6e95b3351d….jpg)

>>225855

I fucking love my dick. It's one of the things that reminds me I'm not trans or anything when it comes down to it. Don't you love it too, anon?


 No.225859

File: 7ee150a5cb23c02⋯.jpeg (619.12 KB, 972x1200, 81:100, 3017512e151fafda08c163974….jpeg)

>>225856

Yeah, I'm not going to lie, I could go on about dicks, mine or otherwise, all god damn day. They come in as many subtle little variations about certain things as bodies and faces. They're probably one of the most wildly varying and most obviously diverse part of the human body between individuals. Did you know many moth and butterfly species can only be distinguished by their genital anatomy and are otherwise exactly the same?


 No.225860

File: 0adb139d2e5c04f⋯.jpg (85.04 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, maxresdefault.jpg)


 No.225861

>>225858

>When you're this insecure in your own masculinity.


 No.225864

File: 1e71d01fb9f0987⋯.png (344.4 KB, 811x1239, 811:1239, tumblr_pdc6a82zIi1wap9xwo3….png)

>>225861

I REJECT MY MASCULINITY, JOJO


 No.225865

File: 560bb478c600d8f⋯.jpg (1.21 MB, 1414x2000, 707:1000, DmH5EBrVAAEa-OQ.jpg)

>tfw all you want is a ghetto thug typefuck but he logs off right before you send the approach message.

Fuck my life


 No.225866

>>225865

>tfw you want to give Jackie a sloppy buttfuck but you're not a BBC

Fuck my life


 No.225867

File: dc1727b5431808b⋯.jpg (449.85 KB, 1443x1269, 481:423, DeMTFHBVMAAIOHx.jpg)

>>225866

>>225866

It doesn't say on my profile I'mm bbc only, don't be too scared to approach bish


 No.225868

>>225867

It doesn't say on your profile, but that QOS tattoo on your ass does.


 No.225869

>>225862

A ring makes the perfect target when it's being held up against a broodmare's lips, yawning cum-slit ready to pump out liters of thick, bubbling jizz even if most of it doesn't make it post the hole.


 No.225870

>>225867

I have absolutely no doubt that you wouldn't be interested.

I'll just hit you up on some pandering piece of shit one day.


 No.225871

File: cec9104e0ce938f⋯.png (285.13 KB, 906x1049, 906:1049, tumblr_pazdki37WR1te01r4o1….png)

>>225868

Look, no qos tat!!

>>225870

just post your profile or dm me you never know. Is it a boring anime dude? Then yes you're right I'm not interested.


 No.225872

>>225871

This nigga bout to pin you down and put that tat on myself


 No.225874

>>225840

hey bannedfag, you like guessing who people are, right? Well then, who am I? Huh? Say it! Say it, you psychic n*gger!!!


 No.225876

>>225874

Jackie


 No.225877

>>225875

You're slipping up, old man


 No.225879

File: 8dae377e3bc1c43⋯.webm (1.44 MB, 450x472, 225:236, confusion.webm)

>>225878


 No.225881

>>225880

How many people here know and talk to you? Jesus, that would be fucking pathetic.


 No.225882

File: b037f80b976bd36⋯.jpg (928.63 KB, 837x1200, 279:400, 66849296_p2_master1200.jpg)


 No.225885

>>225882

jesus fuck

lead me to a profile with this art


 No.225886

>>225724

God, that's tough to answer anon. Some it's every day, some it's every week, some it's every 1-2 days depending on mood and scene. I have utterly no consistency and am constantly trying to acquire new people too to pad out my options.


 No.225887

File: 1c1840417943ef9⋯.jpg (91.84 KB, 1098x676, 549:338, 48d23ce.jpg)

I just want a bitch that can properly worship my cock for once.


 No.225888

>>225887

How would a bitch properly worship your cock, anon?


 No.225889

File: 1c482aeed81679e⋯.jpg (2.01 MB, 2672x3930, 1336:1965, 70678066_p3.jpg)

>>225885

Hey, you fuckin' tell me. For a bunch of degenerates, not many people use h-artist's work for references.


 No.225890

File: 1b814800b5d987d⋯.jpg (241.33 KB, 848x1200, 53:75, DkhkvGXVsAAKdhN.jpg)

>>225887

I'm your gal~


 No.225893

>Daddy will never make you have an accident because you're not allowed up from between his legs


 No.225894

File: 535105f77bac1c2⋯.jpeg (318.55 KB, 946x1114, 473:557, 33dadd0fb95cf40469ee30e71….jpeg)

Suck Mommy's cock~


 No.225895

>>225893

>you'll never brutally fuck a loli until she shits herself and has a heart attack


 No.225896

>>225894

M-MOMMY!


 No.225897

>>225894

All I'm going to do to a tranny mommy like you is mount your ass, bitch.


 No.225898

File: 40e34f9b79397d6⋯.jpg (231.09 KB, 2480x3508, 620:877, eedc0b1b91a1b6bda22709a23c….jpg)

>>225890

Before we even start with this we would need to visit all the towns sexshops to find the perfect slutwear that accents your fat jewish ass. A slut that is ready to worship cock only deserves the best clothing that shows of her obscene body.

>>225888

Its one of these things that are easy but a lot of people get wrong. Let the cock plop on her face, maybe tease her with a few cockslaps. Let her kiss it from balls to tip, preferably with a brightly colored lipstick on. Lock eyes with her. Add headpats, ruffle her hair and sweet nothings when its a nice, cute scene and feel free to add insults and rougher treatmeat when the sluts needs it bad.


 No.225899

>>225898

holy fucking cringe


 No.225902

File: 9f9e02531910c78⋯.png (1.01 MB, 1600x1200, 4:3, 70958982_p0.png)

PURPLES WIN AGAIN


 No.225905

File: cfe8063c24971e5⋯.jpg (153.39 KB, 600x849, 200:283, 34719829_p8_master1200.jpg)

>see all this

>get jealous of all the milfs getting cute boys with ginormous dongs

>don't like playing pinks for various reasons

>just want large x small boy ruttingtenderness

truly the worst feel


 No.225906

>>225905

Gay not allowed.


 No.225907

>>225905

I'll keep all the cute boys satisfied, don't worry homo.


 No.225908

File: de6a64689280993⋯.png (1.32 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, 11894797.png)

>>225905

All the cute boys are already smelling my musk.


 No.225909

>>225908

>touching her butthole

>implying purples want this


 No.225910

>>225909

I'm sure that Ebonbolt would love to get her ass eaten.


 No.225911

Baby-chan~


 No.225912

>>225910

That sounds pretty gay


 No.225913

File: 9afc37e54fc6f70⋯.png (142.58 KB, 600x450, 4:3, 91363-full.png)


 No.225914

File: 7c79c75e66786f4⋯.gif (1.24 MB, 620x465, 4:3, 9427082.gif)

File: e2c111cc9697325⋯.gif (676.33 KB, 404x426, 202:213, 10250236.gif)

File: 5ba227119555b19⋯.gif (1.98 MB, 620x349, 620:349, 11154348.gif)

>>225911

Daddy~


 No.225916

File: b54ba6d885bbea0⋯.jpg (294.93 KB, 850x1181, 850:1181, wrujhger.jpg)

File: 07827fc8d6813bd⋯.jpg (335.63 KB, 850x1322, 425:661, zeru5z4w.jpg)

File: 359e4750bf002a4⋯.jpg (182.3 KB, 850x580, 85:58, zutjwer.jpg)

File: a4872a987863c48⋯.png (1.35 MB, 1000x1500, 2:3, 231389da0231b187ed0424f5ab….png)

File: c956e0aaf1c5c40⋯.png (951 KB, 880x1320, 2:3, c4dc0b3a626f3ddafb1e5a7345….png)

>there are actually people here that think pinks aren't for purple cock only.

Disgusting.


 No.225918

MOMMY


 No.225919

is the board done exploding?


 No.225920

A-Are we back? Is it over?


 No.225921

File: 5abdbbfb8b24934⋯.jpg (944.43 KB, 2500x1718, 1250:859, 1436136579190.jpg)


 No.225922

>>225921

Why aren't they wearing any clothes


 No.225923

File: ab8108ec754318c⋯.jpg (148.57 KB, 1590x2048, 795:1024, Dpilz69U0AAYlrh.jpg large.jpg)

>>225922

It's summer, so it's too hot for clothes.


 No.225924

File: 0d195a6b2a725a9⋯.jpg (91.15 KB, 850x906, 425:453, 11642927.jpg)

>>225922

Their penises are too big for any clothes.


 No.225927

>>225923

If PKP had more art, she'd be my dominant mocha loli.


 No.225928

>>225927

>>225923

Disregard that, I suck cocks. That's Kiln.


 No.225929

>>225914

>tfw unironically find this arousing

HELP


 No.225930

File: 2fdb2c1f30edc51⋯.png (238.64 KB, 1054x805, 1054:805, Capture.PNG)

So this……… is this power of Mind Control


 No.225931

File: 8cd7ab05d295981⋯.jpg (115.06 KB, 500x400, 5:4, 68169962_p1_master1200.jpg)


 No.225932

>>225930

Actual disgust.


 No.225934

>>225927

Why would you need more than 3 good pics? she has at least that many, right?


 No.225935

I remember reading that unless you do something specific, your kinks won't be searchable if your organize them in custom sublists. What do you have to do again?


 No.225936

File: 5611151d4a7fd10⋯.jpg (34.19 KB, 526x526, 1:1, 1475315918719.jpg)

>When someone has both IC and OOC approaches in maybe


 No.225937

>>225936

>when they have both in no


 No.225938

File: d7686654ab39ed4⋯.jpg (59.32 KB, 370x528, 185:264, 5056997.jpg)

Are you finally going to come home, Nii-chan? I gathered the girls for you as well!


 No.225939

>tfw a good friend of mine is super into interracial and I'm really not

>wants to do a scene with our characters plus a profile that's two black guys

>Kind of want to to make them happy but also not really completely comfortable with the interracial thing even if I've seen the profile in question do a public RP and they weren't weird and cringey like most "bbc profiles".

Help


 No.225940

>>225938

how improper!


 No.225941

>>225939

If you want to try it out, just do it, man.


 No.225942

File: 5ac8d4907ab4fee⋯.png (14.9 KB, 110x110, 1:1, threeseebooty.png)

>>225936

That's me!


 No.225943

>>225939

You go and talk with them about how you aren't feeling good about that idea. You do that now before you do any lasting damage.


 No.225944

>>225934

She does, but I don't think there's any lewd ones iirc. Oversaturation of the "Dominant Loli" market is also kind of a let down alongside lack of any gnarly powers save being an android.


 No.225945

>>225939

Just go for it anon. Honestly interracial can be a lot of fun if the writer ain't shit. Even if you're not into the dialogue being IR based, the narration can be hot as fuck with some raceplay thrown in sparingly. And post the BBCs profile


 No.225946

>>225944

If you won't do it, I will. Have a nice day.


 No.225947

>>225944

Is there really much of an oversaturation? Even counting Shemales I can only think of like . . . 3, maybe 4? And one of them is Red's.


 No.225948

File: 65bba9437a4a140⋯.jpg (91.82 KB, 849x719, 849:719, 1522229097558.jpg)

TFW missed a bannedfag sperg and the board exploding while asleep


 No.225949

Babychan~


 No.225950

>>225945

Well, I think the reason I liked the public scene I saw was that it basically had nothing to do with the guys being black. There was just the occasional bit of flavor text in the description. The writer is admittedly pretty good and manages two characters at the same time pretty well. That said I'm still just not really comfortable with interracial as a kink because fetishizing someone for skin color just makes me a little uneasy.

>>225943

I guess I probably should.

>>225941

I wouldn't say I want to, there are positives and negatives and I just don't know which side outweighs which.


 No.225951

>>225950

If you don't want to do something and you don't HAVE to do this something, don't.


 No.225952

>>225950

Then just go talk to him in DMs and hash shit out, see if you two can mix and mesh well enough before getting into anything. If you can, go for it, you aren't losing anything. If you can't, then you can't. And nigga it's fucking fantasy, separate it from reality. Do you get uneasy when someone calls you a nigger on a chan?


 No.225953

>>225945

>And post the BBCs profile

Based on the info given I can only imagine it's https://www.f-list.net/c/Jake%20and%20Andre


 No.225954

Make me into baby-chan against my will!


 No.225955


 No.225956

>>225951

Fair enough. I just hate to disappoint people I like.

>>225952

I know it's a fantasy vs reality issue. Hell, I play a loli character and like all sorts of stuff I couldn't support IRL. It's just that I'm not used to it, I'll admit it's an irrational anxiety, but that doesn't make me less worried.


 No.225957

>>225955

I haven't seen that one do any public play. Besides one of them is white.


 No.225958

>>225947

>>225947

All the Kuros here have pretty much stained the entire idea for many people. Then you have the "so ironic" ones that eventually circle back to the same.

Fuck it.


 No.225959

>Daddy will never drug you to make sure your bladder is always just strong enough to let you fight it yet always weak enough to lose the fight


 No.225960

>>225950

>tfw you like dark skin in the same way as certain hairstyles or whatever

Also it's nice to know that not everyone is an edgy fuck on here.

>>225956

I'm sure there are things you like that they wouldn't do, don't feel bad.


 No.225961

>Playing an MMO

>Walk by some longneck elves sitting on a bench

>The woman goes, 'mmmmmmmm *kisses u*'

>The guy goes, 'mmmmmm baby'

It was cute, in a way.


 No.225962

>>225961

Babby's first rp. Reminds me of telling people I'm a girl in flash mmo games and trying to get guys off.


 No.225963

>>225960

Not sure, the craziest thing I like is dogs and she likes horses so we're not too far apart.


 No.225964

>>225957

I've seen them play in public


 No.225965

>>225373

>>225375

Yeah, despite of having it as a kink, people never go for that and prefer tits or ass.


 No.225966

>>225964

Still unlikely considering Op said 2 black guys and that one is a 1 black and 1 white guy.


 No.225967

>>225965

Hotdogging is nice too.


 No.225968

>>225965

Whenever I try to fuck some thighs it's always seen as foreplay, and so, only lasts a short while. Only luck I've ever had with a proper thigh-fucking was taking a submissive blue and milking him to orgasm with one of my pinks.


 No.225969

>>225373

>WHY IS THIGHFUCKING SO UNPOPULAR

Because most on the receiving end are awful at it. It's like they don't know what to do and just become a dead fish.


 No.225970

>>225969

>Pinks complain about having to do anything in a scene but take a cock and moan and whinge when they have to do what purples deal with every day

Typical.


 No.225971

>>225970

It's boring if you have to do all the work.


 No.225972

>>225971

>and whinge when they have to do what herms and shemales deal with every day

T y p i c a l. Pinks are such lazy players.


 No.225973

File: e1e885a7def6896⋯.jpg (96.35 KB, 900x529, 900:529, 11593951.jpg)

File: cf9f12a2b0376f2⋯.jpg (122.5 KB, 792x1224, 11:17, 11593969.jpg)

File: 7a282cba36c9316⋯.jpg (133.36 KB, 850x367, 850:367, 11593999.jpg)

File: da9c427878d179c⋯.jpg (173.79 KB, 850x1049, 850:1049, 11593981.jpg)

File: c7e698bd61e9b96⋯.jpg (397.58 KB, 1035x1400, 207:280, 11593971.jpg)

Is BBC a part of our board culture now?


 No.225974

>>225973

Fuck that 4th image is some of the ugliest art I've seen. Even Nigger Shota's art is better.


 No.225975

>>225974

It's pretty bad but it's not that bad.


 No.225976

>>225974

Seems like normal Aka6 art, it isn't that bad.


 No.225977

>>225972

>shitters put up with X

Why should I lower my standards to put up with something someone else accepts?


 No.225978

File: 987e3dd696f8a16⋯.png (78.98 KB, 211x210, 211:210, notthatbad.png)

>>225976

>>225975

This is grotesque.


 No.225979

>>225978

I don't get what you mean…


 No.225980

>>225978

Like I said it's bad, but Nigger Shota's art is APPALLINGLY BAD.


 No.225981

>>225980

Nigger that shit is appallingly bad.


 No.225982

>>225981

I like it.


 No.225983

>>225981

t. man with no taste


 No.225984

>>225982

>>225983

t. men with no taste


 No.225985

>>225973

Not really, just shitposting


 No.225986

>>225984

they're called niggers


 No.225987

>>225982

>>225983

Am i taking fucking crazy pills here? The colors are ugly, the lack of definition makes it look soft and unrefined, the fucking expression is retarded as Hell, the shape of the skull makes her look like a downie baby. What in the FUCK do you LIKE about it?


 No.225988

>>225987

It makes PP hard.


 No.225989

File: e570ec5e1dafc14⋯.png (3.59 MB, 2800x2100, 4:3, akko.png)

>>225988

>not having high standards for porn.

Brainlet detected.


 No.225990

File: a62dc26822a8a1a⋯.png (82.64 KB, 241x278, 241:278, 64689078_p0 - Copy.png)

I'm really annoyed I don't have enough time today to do anything until way later. Thank god I don't have to do anything at all tomorrow. Fffucckk


 No.225991

>>225987

i don't like it that much but it seems strange to point it out that much when the first and ESPECIALLY the third image exist


 No.225992

>>225990

So we can finally do some planning for our future black-jewish familiy tomorrow?


 No.225993

>>225991

Good point. The third might be worse.


 No.225994

>>225989

It seems that you don't have high standarts for porn yourself.


 No.225995

>>225994

Eh, there are minor flaws but there's enough about it that I like to outweigh them.


 No.225996

>>225991

It's the worst in a sea of shit. The others at least have some definition rather than being a sloppy, dull mish mash of colors and weird expressions.


 No.225997

>>225996

Also, yes, the third has weird expressions as well but at least it goes balls to the wall with them. >>225978 this shit just looks like a robot trying to mimic human expression.


 No.225998

>>225990

you gonna flake on me again?


 No.225999

THE WIND OUTSIDE OF MY HOUSE IS MAKING IT HARD TO MASTURBATE

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


 No.226000

>>225999

Stick your dick outside the window. Get blown by mother nature.


 No.226001

>>226000

Mother Nature is too old


 No.226002

>>225999

>Those retards who just scream like 'AAAAAAAAA' in rooms to get attention

Are you Surface Elf by chance?


 No.226003

I want to steal my neighbor's panties and use them to masturbate while the wind blows.


 No.226004

>>226003

I want to have daddy finger me as he brainwashes me to lose control of my body against my will

the wind can blow while that happens, it's ok


 No.226005

>>226000

https://www.f-list.net/c/Nantosuelta

Does that mean that she finally subs?


 No.226006

>>225987

It's not Aka's best image or anything, but I just love his style in general.

>>225998

Is he a flake? Wouldn't be surprising or anything, but I guess I'll write off playing with them if that's the case.


 No.226007

>>226004

I love to hear the wind howling while I skullfuck a bitch retarded.


 No.226008

>>226001

>too old

wow step it up vanillafag


 No.226009

>>226007

>Skullfuck

gentle cruelty > violent cruelty


 No.226010

>>226009

"Don't worry, I'll ram this poisoned shiv up your ass but I'll take you out for dinner afterwards~"


 No.226011

File: 54ffa63afd7536b⋯.gif (1.88 MB, 320x240, 4:3, 553263180b0d1cd2dac9355c18….gif)


 No.226012

>>226010

Marry me please


 No.226013

>>226002

Surface elf is the worst of everyone in the suck that girlcock clique. Wait, no, that's Tyla.


 No.226015

>>226013

Oh fuck, Surface Elf. It's bad enough they treat the room as a blog but added to that they act like an ADD retard when they're thirsting to get some actual RP done.


 No.226016

File: 940168471909371⋯.jpg (108.43 KB, 845x1199, 845:1199, DhOvzrSVMAAvfF0.jpg)

>>225992

maybe

>>225998

when did I flake on you? I cant remember flaking on anyone recently. I usually tell someone I have to go because irl stuff because I'm pretty busy.


 No.226017

>>226016

Do your posts on this board reflect the quality of your roleplay writing?


 No.226018

>>225998

>>226016

Oh nvm I just remembered I passed out last night wjile writing some one because I stayed up waaay to late.


 No.226019

>>226017

I feel as though I type pretty different when I'm posting on chan or dming people casually than when I rp, maybe though if you want to read into it that much


 No.226020

>>226016

give me milkies mommy ❤


 No.226021

File: 6bda17b15ccf5f4⋯.png (440.64 KB, 845x1199, 845:1199, notthatbad.png)


 No.226022

>>226021

Ok I like Jackie but that's funny as hell


 No.226023

File: f753258b9684213⋯.jpg (105.38 KB, 850x926, 425:463, rherh.jpg)

I don't know why you are always complaining about purple doms, shit looks fucking hot.


 No.226024

>>226023

The only thing purple should be their cuntlips after I finish fucking them.


 No.226025

>>226021

I want to deposit myself inside of that trash can


 No.226026

>>226017

why would you correlate someone's casual writing with how they write when they're rp'ing? all of my partners type way differently when we're just casually talking ooc when compared to how they type during scenes


 No.226027

File: 76b1e640925dabe⋯.png (669.94 KB, 933x1200, 311:400, 8ba6181b037b82542382bec325….png)

>>226021

That made me smile. Alright off to work see you friends later~ Might check in at work when I get the chance.


 No.226028

>>226016

UNBIRTH ME MOMMY JACKIE


 No.226029

>>226026

There's a limit to how casual one can be without sending shitter vibes. Granted, I'm talking people who use emoticons and don't bother using capitalization when appropriate. It just comes so natural after doing it for a long time that I feel I'd have to actively type slower to forget to use the shift key. Yet even then people have surprised me, so what do I know.


 No.226030

>Thread used to shriek about avatar fags almost none stop

>Mostly fine with this new one

>She's also a nigger lover

HMMMMMMM


 No.226031

So I just noticed Sabrina/Blacked got banned.

Is this temporary or permanent? Because this could open up lots of names.


 No.226032

>>226031

>Reason: Ban Evasion

Is this for when he fucked up and revealed himself to be using his own profiles on his fuckwall thus prompting to make an alt?


 No.226033

>>226029

It's true that you can be an amazing writer while typing like an absolute shitter OOC, my best partner even uses XD all the time, but Jackie just comes off as a really fucking dumb person.

>>226030

rly makes u think

>>226031

>ban evasion

Should be permanent. Hopefully. fucking rip lmao

How long have they been banned for?


 No.226034

>>226033

>How long have they been banned for?

A few minutes at most, can't be more than half an hour.


 No.226035

>>226034

I wish f-list would list all reasons for a ban; what did they do before ban evasion? I can only assume it was OOC shit considering they're a clingy BBC shitter.


 No.226036

>>226031

Was it Sabrina's ad that said: "instant mother fucking defeat" with each word linking to a random porn gif?


 No.226037

>>226036

Yes, that's her ad.


 No.226038

>>226030

Everyone who didn't care about avatarfaggotry left the board when they realized no one was ever going to change and the general community was content to simply wallow in its fetid decline of jerking off some esl drama mongers.


 No.226039

>>226037

How ironic.


 No.226040

Where should you post canon profiles? The thread designated for their canon? The canon thread with the Peach image down the catalog? The profile thread?


 No.226041

>>226040

Well, first you should ask questions like that in the "questions that don't deserve their own thread" thread. Second, just post it in the profile thread.


 No.226042

>>226030

there's literally no point in complaining about avatarfags anymore since there's nothing that can be done about them. the only thing you just accomplished was feed them more attention, retard.


 No.226043

>Find someone who matches up completely perfectly with my weird fetishes

>Unfortunately, I don't think I can promise a RP these days, since my schedule is already quite full. Many apologies! But I'm definitely bookmarking you if that's okay so that I know in case my schedule opens up.

are we put on this earth just to suffer


 No.226044

>>226040

In the garbage bin, where they belong


 No.226045

>>226033

Rude, I’m a pretty medium writer tbh, but people seem to like my writing. I’ve actually been working on improving. Also, I guess I can type using proper capitalization and such. It just seems a little nitpicky to me since it’s just a message board


 No.226046

>>226030

(((They))) have succeeded.


 No.226047

>>226043

Tell us about your weird fetishes so we can laugh at you, anon


 No.226048

>>226045

What I said wasn't based on your capilization and punctuation at all.

People like your character, writing comes second by a mile – especially for your target audience.


 No.226049

>>226045

imageboard*

know the difference bitch


 No.226050

>>226049

this is a Taiwanese basketweaving forum, you fucking idiot. keep swearing and I'll call the mods on your ass.


 No.226051

>>226046

>Jackie shilling here

>Intoner openly avatarfags

>Bannedfag still being here

>Odaposting/Fattened fuckin' cheeks actually got him other namefags to fuck

Truly the end of times.


 No.226052

>>226051

Just don't respond to them.


 No.226053

>>226051

I've been actively trying to curb my avatarfagging. No lie.

>Yvette getting shilled = them getting play.

Almost like them not having massive drama boners and attracting gossip which then leads people to try their hand at fucking them and oda being a massive sperg/egocentric twat doesn't mean anything.


 No.226054

Hey Robots. Wtf happened to Blacked/Sab?


 No.226055

>>226052

>Just don't respond to them.

Did that ever work with the previous namefags?


 No.226056

>>226055

Dunno, not enough people were smart enough to do it.




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