No.20825
Are you a dank enough dude to sift through all these status updates for a chuckle?
http://fstatus.stormweyr.dk/ No.20829
Considering how many people are into status play, I always thought there should be a "look at my status" room where everybody can circlejerk about how hard their asses are being destroyed right now.
No.20832
>>20829Or how hard their bookmarks are getting cucked.
No.20840
>>20832>murrNOT EVEN ONCE
No.20848
Brings me back to the MySpace days.
No.20862
No.20864
>>20862Looking at a single character's status updates is horrifying.
No.20877
>>20862The fuck is a marf?
No.20886
>>20877Massive-Ass Rancid Fart, furries are really into scat and filth.
No.20888
>>20832GOD DAMNIT TOBI WOLF YOU ARE NEITHER LARGE NOR IN CHARGE YOU'RE JUST A FAT SPAMMER
No.21076
Does this ever work?
No.21082
>>21076
>People are doing that shit again.REPORT ON SIGHT
No.21167
Man, I thought scanning this list would be a great way to find new partners. Instead I just realized I never want to play with anyone who writes statuses.
No.21171
>>21167It gets worse. You can look at a person's status from a long time back.
I cut ties with a regular partner because of what I saw.
No.21175
>>21167>use statuses to get the short and skinny of what I want out>now to do the ask thing as well>nothing personal, unless it's me leaving so my partners can knowA-am I the cancer?
No.21176
>>21171That's dumb.
>>21175Nah. People in here are just dumb, prone to hyperbole and completely unaware of how things work.
No.21177
>>21175Nah, my criticism was a little harsh. That specifically sounds a-ok to me, same thing as writing an RP ad. I'm talking about the people who write shit like "time to cook pizza" or "I'm bored, message me!" or just fucking ":3". Like what is the point of that?!
I may be too critical for my own good No.21178
>>21176Well now hold on.
>>21177Here has a point. Some people use it the same way they would facebook or twitter. Though, maybe you should just scroll through the looking ones. Works fine for me that way.
No.21181
>write a silly NTR-sounding status a long time ago on a character it'd sound really silly on in order to mess with a friend
fug
Hopefully people won't see me as an NTR person from now on.
No.21189
No.21190
No.21191
>>21176>That's dumb.I have my reasons. They weren't as bad as
>>21189 and not as trivial as
>>21177 but it was enough to put me off for good.
No.21216
I don't know what's so wrong with statuses, I found someone pretty cool yesterday because they announced they were playing Street Fighter. Ended up playing with them and getting a pretty good RP afterwards too. Pretty good meaning they had remarkable grammar and good characterization. Not para-RP superstory good.
No.21229
>>21216>I don't know what's so wrong with watersports, I found someone pretty cool yesterday because they announced they had to piss. Ended up playing with them and getting a pretty good RP afterwards too.Different folks, different strokes.
Not everyone likes what you might like.
No.21319
>it has almost been a year since I made my most popular character
>can still see the very first statuses I made
>all my statuses for months have always been busy ones
>I actually set myself to looking back then, instead of being messaged the second I log in
I kinda miss those days.
No.21320
>>21229TFW you do like watersports, but none of your good partners are into it except for one person who is pretty great, aside from never being online. It seems like most people that are interested in watersports are pretty low-quality in terms of their writing.
I'm really glad I found the one guy though, it was turbo-lewd, very degrading, and great fun. No.21335
>>21320>tfw you're into watersports but not degradationI guess it's pretty strange to just like the warmth of a dominants pee, and willingly accept it with no "this is what you are worth!" shit attached.
No.21336
>>21334>A monster made of spaghettiThe personification of r9k?
No.21345
>>21335I don't think so. Even without the degradation attached to it, I still enjoy some watersports. I just also happen to like degradation, and these are two kinks that are relatively easy to bring together.
Believe it or not, no variation of the phrase "This is what you're worth!" ever came up. It was more about feelings of being used by my partner rather than feeling that I'm worthless. No.21362
>>21320The never being online and the watersports thing got me curious
If you are P. Pyro, I'm flattered. No.21367
No.21383
>>20862>gfPeople in real-life relationships shouldn't be here. Just spend time with them, you can RP with them too ya know.
No.21386
>>21383>Not coming here with your RL girlfriend and ERPing with various people, then banging while you read each other's logsStep it up senpai
No.21427
>>21386God damn, this sounds really hot, but I would be terrified to ask my theoretical SO to do this with me. Because let's face it, to those unfamiliar, the idea of ERP sounds kinda pathetic :/
No.21429
>>21427I can see that, best thing I can recommend is that when you're more comfortable with sharing that sort of thing maybe share some of your hottest ERPs with them? It's a way to explore your fantasies in a safe and consequence-free environment after all.
No.21431
>>21429Sounds like a good idea! Of course, it's a moot point right now, given the fact that there is no SO in the picture, but if I ever get on that, I will remember your advice, anon!
No.21434
>>21431No problem - good luck!
No.21495
>>21335>>21345Not into pee at all, but one night while I was sucking him off Master peed in my mouth.
Apparently he'd planned to punish me when I spat it out, but I swallowed it all without hesitation like a good girl so he just ended up floored by how devotedly depraved I could be for himthough to be honest I was kinda surprised how easily I did it too. Still don't find pee arousing, but knowing that I could indulge in it so easily for Master… <3 No.21506
>>21386I know who you are, please stop being a fucking attention whore anonymously
No.21507
>>21506I'm probably not who you think I am?
No.21510
>>21507Probably not, sorry then.
No.21512
No.23099
>>23010Nui, wasn't that exactly what you were doing in the show?
No.25236
>it's down
Bummer. I had popcorn ready, too.
No.25697
>>20862>complaining about people only wanting to typefuck you>on a site made for typefuckingFuck people like this, seriously. I hate it when people I've never met before bother me with smalltalk. You're on this site to lewd. I'm on this site to lewd. Grow a pair and cut to the chase or I'll get too annoyed to bother with you. My smalltalk is reserved for friends, and you'll probably get there if you show me a good time.
>fuck it I don't belong here>7 days ago>at least 2 status updates each day sinceAgain, fuck people like this.
>>21189 No.25842
stop
No.26908
Despite all the fucking horrifying and terrible things I've seen on here, I actually found an awesome partner I probably would have never been able to meet if I hadn't checked this out.
Yay for things being not all bad!
No.26914
>>26908I've found more quality cuties than horribad experiences on F-list.
These are just the terrifying, perplexing, and hilarious exceptions. I hope.
No.28846
>>21335Pissing into someone's mouth with your cock in there is pretty comfy
No.28847
>>21189Lads, its just gore, jesus christ. Well, gore and furry autism but I'd be surprised if furry autism raised eyebrows anymore.
No.28941
Pffft.
No.29317
>>20832oh fuck, tobi wolf. I ran into him and it was terrible
No.29318
>>20848>complaining bout people only wanting to fuck you>on a site about fucking No.29525
File: 1427833484858.png (2.39 MB, 1336x2592, 167:324, screencapture-fstatus-stor….png)
I'm convinced that nobody could have this person bookmarked, because I can't imagine how you could put up with all of this.
No.29595
>>29525They might have disconnected/reconnected a bunch, which this site counts as setting a new status
No.29640
>>29595>Checks Danalia's status feed>Mother of GodJesus christ, I hope chat doesn't get spammed like that because of my shit tier internet
No.29643
No.29699
>>29643Only the "…disconnected" and "…connected" messages, it doesn't ping everuone with your status when you connect
No.29844
Just got this gem while I was lurking chat
No.29866
No.30370
It's like people want to be seen as retarded.
No.30386
>>30370I think it's funny.
No.31226
>>30370>players that use 'donger' to refer to their genitals No.31247
>>30370That's pretty funny.
>>31226It's a reference to Twitch Plays Pokemon, people would spam RAISE UR DONGER with any one of those emoticons whenever something exciting happened.
No.31742
>>30386>>31247That's what makes it fucking horrible.
No.31944
>>20862> that fetish list Why do the people who share my kinks have to be such dildos?
No.35264
After scrolling through this a few times, I think I'm going to take an indefinite break from F-list.
People use F-list like it's Twitter.
No.35311
>>25842
Dmitrys
WHY AM I NOT SURPRISED
No.35345
>Misogynist God
>looking
>Omnipotent creator-god looking to punish naughty females for the sins of having tits and a cunt; or to make naughty males into fat-titted females, then punish them for having the tits and cunt I gave them.
No.35358
>>20886
> googles "massive ass rancid fart", this thread is the only result
No.35359
>>20886
>this entire thread
No.47855
So f-chat is frozen for me, it just reads that statuses of two days ago. I also can't punch in a profile name and get their feed either. Clearing cache, cookies, and offline data didn't help, so if anyone has any ideas it'd be appreciated.
No.47861
>>47855
Try asking in the Development room in F-Chat.
No.47907
>>47855
It stops working occasionally. Do you see the profile at the top of the page? Chances are they know about it.
No.52279
No.54223
Man, this is a pretty good tool for checking if someone's fucking nuts
No.54239
>>54196
I've once thought of trying to fleece betas of free vidya and shit but never go through with it because that'd mean having to add them to my Steam and I'm strictly against having weirdos trying to ERP me on Steam.
No.54275
>>54239
Probably need to make an alt account, yeah
Can you give the game they give you onto your main account?
No.54278
>>54275
Yes you can gift it to yourself by putting your email in or adding yourself (have to add your main account to the alt because alts can't add)
You can also just use family sharing to play it without trading it over
No.54279
>>54278
Shit then I guess we're all just an account registration away from spreading our legs for vidya and filthy neet cock
Ain't the age of internet beautiful
No.54281
>>54239
>>54279
It is a bannable offense, however it doesn't happen often.
If you do get banned they'll also ban your main account.
No.54286
>>54281
So what I need to use a proxy while I'm logged onto the other account? What a hassle. Not like it'd ever do it, I have a job. But I do firmly believe in our rights to whore ourselves out for digital goods.
No.54448
Holy fuck, this thread+beer is killing me, laughing my ass off atm.
No.54467
>>54281
Whoring yourself out isn't allowed?
Can I whore myself out for an entire night of cuddles afterwards? Would that be against the rules?
What about whoring myself so he convinces his cute friend to give me the D?
The fetish is growing on me now, you doomed me ;_;
No.54475
>>54467
your first mistake was entering /erp/
No.56876
How do you look up your own name? Kind of curious to see what I've put before.
No.56890
No.56991
>>54196
>Enough of an F-List figurehead to not get banned for that.
Man, being a female character with tons of views and people dangling off your nipples and stuff must be the life.
No.57020
>>56991
You say it like it's difficult to get tons of views. Just have no life and sit on f-list all day.
No.57056
>>31247
It's a reference to League of Legends, not TPP.
It's just a Twitch meme that became popular one place and spread everywhere because Twitch is cancerous.
No.57119
>>56991
I actually reported them after seeing this screenshot and the F-list staff said they sent her a warning. You need to be a repeat offender in order to actually get banned.
Unless if you're underraged, it's actually really hard to get banned from F-list. You need to be a really shitty person to get banned.
No.57668
>>21189
I'd kill her kids just to shut her up.
No.68180
>>35345
Hey, you can't deny he's got a coherent concept going.
I love that guy. My fetish is unfairness.
No.68208
>check my characters
>it's mostly "be right back" or something similar to that
Crisis averted
No.68211
>>20832
Someone told a story to me once about how they approached the legendary Tobi just to see what he was like and he turned them down like a smug asshole and said "I have better things to do, like play minecraft" in a totally not joking way
No.68893
>>35345
Stolen for a grimderp tabletop setting.
No.68912
>>54196
While not her, I've reported someone else for begging for stuff in statuses.
Now everyone time they do begging, they go "It's just a joke!"
What's funnier, they were offering up their character's anal virginity for a nintendo shop card.