No.38397
Autistic shit that doesn't really make you angry, thus doesn't belong in the bitching thread, but is still worthy of being posted. Profiles. Chat logs. You name it.
I start with: https://www.f-list.net/c/Tobi%20Wolf
>That pic
>That profile description
It was just too good not to share.
No.38405
>>38403
He murrs into your soul.
No.38406
Anyone remember Hearts Pain?
The wolf dude who would message you out of nowhere to ejaculate all over your feet
No.38407
>>38406
"Played" with him once, broke off and kept asking about real-life occurrences involving me giving people footjobs.
He got banned a while ago, not entirely what it was for.
No.38408
>>38407
Yup, same happened to me.
He came on my feet, I told him I wasn't interested, and then he just outright asked me what the biggest thing I ever had in my ass was
Just to get him to leave me alone I said my character could take quite a lot and he was like "no, I mean you"
No.38410
This is the guy with the 'murr ;)' on his RP ad?
No.38413
No.38691
>make a literal goddess profile
>complete it, actually really proud of it considering it's basically a smut profile
>about 12 hours after completion i get this in my inbox
help
No.38692
>>38691
>Read first sentence.
>MFW seeing horrible grammar
>Close image.
You're on your own, buddy. Sorry.
No.38742
>>38691
>Apear
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
No.38743
>>38410
>>38397
Tobi gets views though. Can't blame him for what he does.
No.38756
https://www.f-list.net/c/lovestoroleplay69/
If this isn't a parody then Tobi Wulf ain't shit compared to this guy. I wish this thread had been around earlier this month because this guy's profile used to be like ten times as long, chock full of the same poorly written, laughably bad roleplay pitches.
>Santa's Little Helper
>You’re a Marine a very good Marine by the way knows how to kill in many different >ways. You’re a Captain a candidate for the Navy Seals very very attractive for your >own good. But you have one weakness Santa Clause that's right you still be leave in >Santa Clause you think Santa comes to the mall every year to see the kids and you. >You arrive at the mall by yourself in your navy dress uniform to look good for Santa >as you wait in line. I am dressed as Santa I take a look at you and lick the fake >mustache on my lips as I drink in your beauty when you come up you hope on my >lap like a school girls I grip your waist saying. HO HO HO What do you want young >lady?
I don't even give a shit about F-List drama or whatever but you have to read this guy's profile, it's amazing(ly bad).
No.38758
>>38397
>That many friends
No.38807
https://www.f-list.net/c/Swift%20Growl
Just… just look at his custom kinks. Especially the ones in his No list.
No.38827
>>38807
>yes: intimacy
>no: being touched intimately
>silence is not a no
>that huge aversion to anything OOC
No.38830
>Tiny
>Sweet Fur
>Bio-luminescent
>In a chat with "/me" or bbcode available, uses asterisks like an underage.
Dear god.
No.38840
>>38397
This picture is the best thing I've ever seen in my life. It's beautiful.
No.38908
>>38691
Ohhh boy! I would mess with him a little, really, but only as long as contact is kept via notes.
No.38930
>>38397
Shit he actually updated his profile.
No way in hell can someone that mediocre get so much typefucking
No.38942
https://www.f-list.net/c/milk%20plant/
>I personally respect all the people who have these two as kinks, and I'm still willing to RP with them. Just… please don't poo or pee on my face, or ask me to that with you. Just… no X(.
No.39028
https://www.f-list.net/c/Vore%20and%20Filth%20club
>dat avatar
>dat "humans" no kink
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA no
No.48546
https://www.f-list.net/c/Naughty%20Little%20Boy
>I do not do para role playing, as this to me is not actual role playing
No.48554
Part of a series of images of him with varying amounts of clothing.
Yes, there was one of him naked.
No, I did not save it. I'm not that masochistic
No.48555
>>48546
>trying to find suitable pictures of young anime style boys is very hard!
wat?
No.48556
How many of you guys have been approached by Tobi?
I was graced with his presence once.
No.48560
No.48565
>>48560
>Excessive use of mil terms
>9/11 was worse than Pearl Harbor
>Full carry list
>Furry self-insert
>Horrid grammar (see the 9/11 paragraph for one example
Yup, this looks like an autistic /k/ommando.
No.48566
>>48565
Also, and this is from his deviantart:
>Brony
>Favorite band: Linkin Park
>Favorite movie: Top Gun
>He lives in the same goddamn state as me
>Yuma fucking AZ. Welcome to desert hell yet his OC's in the Navy
No.48571
>>48560
>Born in Portland in 1983, Robert's foalhood
>foalhood
And I stopped reading there
No.48575
https://www.f-list.net/c/bristleback/
I don't know, it just feels so weird to me… Who would want to bone bristleback?
No.48584
>>48560
This is pure magic.
No.48592
>>48560
>"For USS Cole, for 9/11, for all others killed by your madness and especially, for my uncle AND my mother, see you in Hell…"-Robert, just before firing the final shots into Osama bin Laden during Operation Neptune Spear.
No.48607
>>48575
> I would advice you to revolve 'round about 360 degrees and walk away
No.48608
>>48607
Don't be dense, anon. They're clearly asking you to moonwalk away.
No.48609
>>48608
Maybe the player behind the character is Jason Kidd?
No.48700
>>38942
>BANNED
>alluding to illegal activities
But I out-and-out tell people to secede from the US. Why don't I get banned? ;_;
No.48701
>>48700
He's probably one of those guys that asks shota profiles if they're really underage.
Lots of them around, recently.
No.48708
>>38942
Haha this guy actually messaged me, and within five minutes tried to convince me to go to Italy so he could impregnate me IRL. No idea how deep the rabbit hole goes.
No.48758
I was gonna post Chad Blaze but it seems he's deleted his profile.
No.48761
>>48758
I gotchu bruh: https://www.f-list.net/c/chad%20masters
He also has a mother since recently: https://www.f-list.net/c/Kathy%20Masters/
She is equally as impressive and amazing. Feast your eyes!
No.48765
>>48761
IT'S GOTTEN WOOOOOOOOORSE
No.48766
>>48761
>No: Disgusting, Ridic Proportions
No.48767
>>38942
Yknow, that point about the kinks doesn't seem very autistic at all, really. That means it's totally up to you whether you want to compromise.
I play with people that have some of my favorites in their no list if I don't feel like playing that kink that particular night
Wish I coulda seen the actual profile before the ban though
No.48791
>>48766
I hope this is a troll profile.
No.48804
>>48791
It's not. I've actually seen him play his mom character extensively since last week.
Though fortunately for him (and unfortunately for us?) past the terribad 3D renders he does seem to be able to put sentences together fairly well enough and appears normal in play.
No.48819
>>48791
This is really the million dolar question isn't it? For the worst of the worst I always ask myself "just how much of this is legit?" The answer never ceases to amaze.
No.49441
No.49446
>>49441
It’s like a self insert vampire drama queen slave girl character from the 90s…only dragged into the future.
>Neko/angel/vampire/demon thing going on
>PHENOMENAL COSMIC POWERS
>ALL THE RAPE
>A slight hint of Gor
>Created a week ago but has hotmail listed as a contact
>She probably played out most of that history
>All those screen names in her story
>Most of them dead
>Dat no list
Did…she just wake up from a coma or something? Stumbling back online, realising all her friends have long since quit RP, all her hangouts have shut down. Someone mentions flist so she pastes in her old profile she had a backup of on an old cd. I hope she finds what she’s looking for.
5 dorra says she goes back to sleep after reading the ads in sex driven LFRP
Or gets bitch broken in a vortex of drama and perma bans.
Still, bloodwyne/10, would be slave sisters and compete for master’s affection with.
No.49449
>>49441
>start scrolling down
>wait, what the fuck
>keep scrolling
>it just keeps fucking going
>mfw
I'm in hysterics.
No.49508
>>49441
>their no list consists of literally everything
My fucking sides. This has got to be a troll account. It's physically impossible for anybody to be that retarded.
No.49528
>>49508
This person approached me, complimenting my ad but did not prompt for actual roleplay. I'm pretty-sure it's legit.
>"I intimidate people"
I forgot to save the brief log, though.
No.49573
>>49508
I'd bet most of that no list will be a yes if it's rape or you don't have a cock. That or it's all IC.
>>49528
>Strong paragraph
Please say she monologues about the inner darkness raping her soul, or describes every piece of lint in her pockets when it's irrelevant to the scene.
No.49576
>>38397
Oh god I FUCKING HATE that guy, he kept sending me pm's and notes on my female character that was vore centered, he's disgustingly egomaniacal and just a bad rper
No.49579
>>49573
Oh. No I certainly did NOT play with this person.
No.49636
>People that post a text box or collapse apologizing in advance for their mental disorders or autistic/clingy behavior
>People that make passive-aggressive custom 'no's' that just scream of them having a problem they don't want to fix
I think the only thing that makes me back off faster is having a scat-implication name or anything that makes me avoid looking at the profile in the first place.
No.49683
>>49636
>People that post a text box or collapse apologizing in advance for their mental disorders or autistic/clingy behavior
Can't say I've had the misfortune… The ones I get are the ones that don't realize they're spergs.
I do have a partner that apologizes in advance for their dyslexia, which is reasonable.
No.49709
>>38691
His profile says he prefers to play in spanish, but ESL doesn't excuse grammar of that caliber.
Everything about it reeks of retard and undrage b&
No.49710
>>38942
I think this guy messaged me, I'll have to check my block list.
If he was who I think he was, he came of as really fucking rude and didn't even read my profile, he just compared kinks and figured "sweet we both like X Y and Z, we should totally fuck."
No.49719
>>38691
>for pleasure and for my children
Oh dear god, I'm in hysterics
No.49741
https://www.f-list.net/c/Cookie%20Wolfie
Behold, this freshly made champion in the making. His phone number is on his profile. Go nuts.
No.49751
>>38942
This guy messaged my profile: Cam Girl and asked if I was an actual cam girl IRL
I reported him but I never heard back from the mods, I'm glad to see he is banned
No.50011
>>50008
>I just posted this in the horrible ads thread
hue
No.50193
>>38691
Reminds me of a bluename that once contacted me on my rather… unusual herm (multicocks are fun!). As soon as I mentioned one of the things that's LITERALLY ALL OVER MY PROFILE and virtually required for the character (a particularly large ass) he noped the fuck out. He'd looked at one of the pictures I had and thought that I was all about that. How do these people breathe?
No.50196
>>50193
Profile plz. Your extra dicks are relevant to my interests.
No.50200
>>50196
>>50195
I'm surprised that there are even two people on at the same time that like multicock, I always thought it was pretty rare.
The profile doesn't exist anymore. Among other things, I got really sick of F-list, especially the mentality it can and too often does breed.
However, I'm accessible on skype, and YIM if you're interested enough though, I do my erp there with the good partners I found on f-list.
If you link your profile I'll have a look and use my lurker profile (which I maintain solely for this purpose) send a note with my details, and possibly sample of writing if your profile inspires me.
No.50209
>>50200
Hey I know that face. Hi! :D
No.50213
>>50209
Hey there stranger.
I can't say I didn't expect to be recognised, even though that pic isn't exactly the one I used.
No.50215
>>38758
Anon, recall that when you or I add someone as a friend, it means something. When Tobi does, it means nothing. The people with huge friends lists are either just playing the popularity game, are vapid idiots that attract other vapid idiots, or, finally and much more understandably, are people who just can't be fucked to clean it out
No.50464
>>50200
>>50200
Fuck.. uhh. Ymir or something, right?
No.50467
>>50464
Close enough. I've the hoops and just put my info in the skype thread for you and >>50196
Details here: >>50466
No.50470
No.50524
https://www.f-list.net/c/Growlmon%20Dragonbutt
A small selection of gems from this goldmine of furry autism:
>I'm sick of people coming up to me not knowing what my fursona really is and wanting to RP. I was thinking of using the codeword trick, but since you can just ctrl+F that, just briefly summarize my character when you message me. 1-3 sentences should do the trick, something that shows me you actually understand my character. Other than that, please say hi!
>Kurenai-Maru – This is my katana. I’ve had it for as long as I can remember. It looks like this [wikimon.net]. It always scales to my size, and I can place it on my back and a strap will form from it around my body to keep it there. It’s also not able to slice through me as it is mine in that sense. It can even cause a tear in the world, opening up what is effectively nothing, or any dimension I choose. If someone who is not me tries to pick it up, the kurenai-maru takes on an infinite mass that cannot be moved. It can effectively crush anything that tries to control it. Either that, or I will be able to control whoever is trying to pick it up. If they are under my control, then they can pick up my katana. This katana cannot be destroyed or deformed in any way so long as I am alive.
>Growlmon has many various powers that are way above 'magic.' If you claim OOC that you are immune, I'm probably just either going to block you, or bring up a ton of stuff on your no list in the middle of something kinky. You've been warned. This includes Growlmon's invincibility.
>A NOTE ON LICKING: I will only lick those who I can trust with quite a lot and am very selective about who I lick. Do not be offended if I don't lick you, I'm very picky about this.
No.50525
https://www.f-list.net/c/Gregory_S
In particular, look at the custom kinks in his no list that relate to sex or kissing.
No.50527
>>50525
Why even make an f-list if everything is going to actually make you cry?
No.50528
>>50527
Did you forget? This is the autism thread.
No.50889
>>50851
You are far too nice. I would have told him to fuck off after that third line at the very latest.
No.50904
>>50889
Yeah?
I don't believe in karma one bit, but my experience at FL has been damn-near nothing but pleasant. I try being as nice as I can unless they're intending to piss me off. I've never seen anything remotely close to the stories I've heard about the site.
Maybe I'm just lucky.
No.50925
>>48546
>professional roleplayer
>I can give you lessons
Should I?
No.50938
>>50925
Now we just wait for the custom kink to show up later relating to this.
No.50965
>posting links to webms from fullchan or halfchan
Stop.
No.54241
https://www.f-list.net/c/kira%20aoki/
i think i've found the most autistic fucking profile on this entire website
which is really saying something
jesus fucking christ
No.54272
>>54241
Goddamn, that might just be a tie for Terra Landford.
No.54322
No.54332
No.54507
https://www.f-list.net/c/Zengo
This guy who just approached me is cool :)
No.54511
>>54507
>censoring your own half of the chat
pussy-ass nigga
No.54513
>>54511
F-list staff lurks here and uses it to crack down on ne'er-do-wells.
Ridiculing profiles is a punishable offense so it's a good idea not to have yourself linked to it.
No.54514
>>54513
You bitch ass bitch of a bitch that's why you just censor your name and not what you wrote
No.54515
>>54513
just remember
THEY DO IT FOR FREE
No.54517
>>54514
They look through logs, anon, even if your name is censored.
>>54515
Not all of them, just the old ones from before Bad Dragon's takeover.
No.54540
Even the F-list community loves Fai.
No.54542
>>54540
>Fai in charge of not being a retarded sociopath
No.54545
>>54507
Damn that guy is a cool dude.
No.54609
Look at this fucking idiot's reference image. It's so fucking bad that he had to redraw the goddamn 'E' in MSPaint.
https://www.f-list.net/c/Drakel
And OF COURSE his character is a dragon.
No.54611
>>54540
>One of the most active people
>Generally post ten-ish messages a week, or zero.
Jesus woman.
No.54946
>>54944
Gonna be straight with you guys, by the way, I didn't open any of the dropdowns before posting this.
No.54949
>>54944
>Mewtwo (Has some fox in hir)
>Hir
>Shi somehow got hirself involved with Team Rocket.
>Shi
No.54950
>>54944
Oh, and the person behind that character also has high-functioning autism according to the player note dropdown. Charming.
No.54987
This beautiful subject https://www.f-list.net/c/Cyngosa
messaged me earlier with an IC intro, some shit about how his amber eyes shines at me through his goggles. Check out his profile images, it's a ride.
No.54989
>>54987
i know nobody's going to believe me but here goes
some years ago when i was playing Tribal Wars 2 i joined an alliance with a few other players, the leader was one of those that puts money in the game so he was way above us and could end us all if he wanted to, he made a facebook group so we could talk there and coordinate attacks whenever we only had acess to our phones and all that shit, he wanted all of us to reach his level of resources and whatnot in less than a week by ourselves, logically non of us even came close, even more so because he kept putting more money in the game and was getting stronger.
Long story short he had an autism stroke and left the tribe we had, joined a stronger one and killed us all, then he went to facebook and stalked all of our accounts, commenting rude shit on a few of our pics and posts like "RIP (name of your village)", eventually we blocked him.
He's the guy in those pics, anon.
RUN AND BLOCK HIM.
No.54991
>>54989
That's pretty funny
and I blocked him the second I saw him
No.55002
>>50008
You can ban people for that, you know. Report him if he isn't banned already
No.55003
>>50008
>>55002
What a waste of a high-tier name
No.55004
>>54944
>I'm 28 and live with my parents because I can't really live on my own.
>I also have high functioning Autism
>My internet goes off at 12:05 AM Mountain Time due to something my dad did to prevent me from staying on too late.
>those pics
No.55033
>>54513
That is true. That's how Cyrene fell out of glory RIP in P you shall not be forgotten dear murder cat.
No.55034
>>54513
>F-list staff lurks here and uses it to crack down on ne'er-do-wells.
Why should they care what people do here? It's not their responsibility to patrol other sites and enforce rules that don't apply to said sites.
It'd be like if Australia started shutting down American-hosted porn sites for having actresses smaller than an H-cup. Not their fuckin' job.
If any of us decides to log on F-list and harass the shit outta someone that gets linked here through their services, then they have the authority to do something, but until then they should just stay out of it.
No.55035
>>55034
They do anyway though. People have gotten warning/bans from the hotpocketeers before.
Keep in mind these are the admins that'll ban you for disagreeing with them.
No.55037
>>55035
F-list needs better quality control on its staff.
No.55154
>>54944
>Mega form
>Were form
>Demon form
>Taur form
>Feral form
>Plushie form
>Broodlord form
No.55260
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>>55034
>>55035
>>55037
confirmed, admins boast about banning people in their semi-private channel
also confirmed, they still use the phrase "hellbanned" like it's 2002/IRC
No.55291
https://www.f-list.net/c/kaleukami%20prison/
>I'm nice, pretty friendly unless you're an idiot or you're mean.
>I'm head of college pro-feminist newspaper
No.55293
>>55291
Genuinely surprised that Males weren't in her No list.
No.55294
>>55293
Me too. Shit, I guess she's perfect if you want some mean fem-dickings. Want them enough to suck up to her, at least.
No.55299
https://www.f-list.net/c/parn/
does this guy every get pussy? Been here forever, always super passive aggressive, always hitting on me and my friends.
No.55303
>>55299
Yeah, he pops up a lot when I've make new characters over the years. I've spoke to him and planned things out, but he just always seemed to a little too soft for me. Like a "I want a nice little pet to suck my cock" type. Credit too him, he was one of the only people ever interested in my little shop of horrors scene back in the day.
No.55835
>>55299
>>55303
If you got any good horror stories please do share
No.55838
theres this one fucko that's into non-con hypnosis and plays some kind of stupid feral. If you do anything negative to him he'll just ignore it and proceed to act like you didn't post anything.
I don't got his profile name though. Let me connect on as a female Sonic character and see how long it takes for him to PM me,though
No.55839
No.55843
>>55835
He's never given me any problems. Every time I turn him down he just moves on until a make a new character.
>>55838
Some of those custom kinks in his no section. So many warning bells. I bet he rolling in silent treatment.
No.55851
>>55839
Everything about this profile screams autism. How he's managed to stick around and not delete his character is some spergy rage is quite a feat though.
No.55876
>>55839
This. Cunt.
He fishes out every single fucking new character I make and messages them without fail.
No.55885
>>55839
>He tends to be a bit submissive in most things, but can be fairly dominant when intimate.
I've played with enough fuckers to understand what this really means. Sign of a lazy roleplayer.
No.55886
>>55876
welcome to the wonders of "browse new"
No.55921
>>55839
I've had the "pleasure" of being approached by one of his alts, and I use approached in the loosest sense of the word.
He literally refuses to speak, no matter what you do.
No.55928
>>55839
>That name
I have him on my ignore and block lists! He's literally the "Fuck what you want, you do what I want" roleplayer.
>>55838
100% true. Oy.
No.55942
>>55921
Can you elaborate on what you mean by 'literally refuses to speak'. Like, what does he do? Does he just 'speak' in emotes like a feral animal or something? I'm not getting it, really.
No.55955
>>55942
"Either I talk or I don't. Primarily I don't, but sometimes I do, or will at some future date further along. But if you try to force me to talk, I will lock up, and it will become several factors harder for me to be able to talk."
I assume it means he's too beta to speak when he's spoken to.
No.55978
>>55955
That isn't beta, that's full autist territory.
No.56193
>>55839
>>38807
Whoa, wait! He possibly got the award for being mentioned twice in one thread!
*toot*
No.57356
I'm not sure this is truly autism, certainly not in comparison to Enshoku up there, but it is insane if it isn't just for laughs, and I had myself roughly two minutes of just that while reading this profile: https://www.f-list.net/c/Vix/
>The alien races name was kikes
No.57537
https://www.f-list.net/c/amberbelle/
>"Ass": I don't care for this word in roleplay. It sounds a bit crass.
No.57542
>>57537
I made the mistake of adding this person for roleplay
Complete nutjob, constantly linked me celeb pictures inbetween posting.
No.57642
>>54517
>They look through logs, anon, even if your name is censored.
>
No.57643
>>57642
Pls nooo. Its not like you can't easily edit mentions of hair color/eye color/bust size/ etc to almost appear random.
No.57759
I don't know why but any profile with English first name + Japanese Surname always makes me giggle. It's like people don't know how silly it makes them look
No.57779
>>57759
I always make sure my character's entire name is from the same culture, regardless of what culture that is. It just feels weird otherwise, and yeah, especially after seeing shit like "Alice Uchiha" back on gaia
No.57800
>>57759
>>57779
You guys would sperg out at Hawaii, this happens all the fucking time. The name "Ryan" was especially popular.
No.58017
https://www.f-list.net/c/ben%20the%20skunk/
yay. No custom kinks, handmade profile pic, lackluster description.
No.58211
Said it before and I'll say it again:
Tobi looks like the Crack Fox.
No.58556
>>38406
He messages me a lot when he ban evades.
I hate the fucker. No one turns me off faster than that guy.
No.58559
>>55299
>>55303
>>55835
I've RP'd with him, back when I first started on f-list and before he remade his profile. Not very good, and I couldn't shake the feeling he wrote like how a kinda retarded kid I knew growing up spoke. Admitted to me that he has mental issues, and then suddenly everything made sense. Also was super clingy.
No.58562
>>54944
Oh god, them. Their profile and literal autism is bad enough, but I had to ignore them for just how they publically RP'd in channels alone. Literally 'shi moans and grows' times infinity.
No.58593
What the fuck did comeback to?
No.58645
No.58649
>>58645
>Tfw one of my favorite partners is listed as one of her alts partners
>Tfw I want to fuck her just because of that so I can see if she's impressive in the slightest or just my breeder low-balling it fiercely.
No.58661
https://www.f-list.net/c/Ginjiro/
I love the guy, really, but he has something that triggers my personal breed of autism.
He always ends his posts with "heh" Seriously. Every post, or if he's feeling "professional", every other post. The HEH IS THERE
That said, he's wildly popular and generally always on, so..there ya go.
No.58677
>>58661
>his size-queen kink
>heh
No.58701
>>58677
Exactly what I mean. He seems to have a "HEH" key instead of a period key.
No.58704
>>58701
>He seems to have a "HEH" key instead of a period key.
Made me giggle.
Ginjiro seems… I dunno, he's not bad exactly, but my interactions with him lead me to believe that he's not amazing.
However, some people have that mystical quality that makes others get fucktons of art for them, which increases exposure and makes then quite popular.
No.58733
> Murr hello my name is Tobi Wolf and I am a large and in charge anthro wolf seeking any females, herms, shemales, or futas of any furry species (Mostly interested in now any Equine herms or shemales, or bovine, or equines, or rodents as well as canines, human or anything else of those 4 of ages 18-25 but age is flexible to rp as my pet MUST BE SUB!!!! if interested pm me hehe your master is waiting ;) ( NO MALES PERIOD!!!!! MOSTLY LOOKING FOR LONG-TERM PROFILE RP ) I am sick and tired of some pets that rp with me for a bit decide to just ignore me due to the way I rp well if you don’t like it too bad doesn’t mean you have to ignore me also I am looking for absolutely loyal pets who will obey these rules. If you are interested in being my pet here are my rules I have only two main rules and 3 Sub rules which are optional of follow but id prefer if you did. Rule #1. You will follow all of my orders without question. Rule #2. You Will be loyal to only me. Sub rule #1. Id prefer if you would put me as your master on your profile hehe I like to let everyone else know who owns you. Sub rule #2. Id prefer if you would always wear the collar I will be giving you. And Sub rule #3. This is the most optional I prefer my pets to be nude unless told other wise I myself will be most of the time I personally don't really like clothes don't like how they feel but I will wear them depending on my mood. ( I AM ASLO LOOKING FOR A LONG-TERM MATE ANY FEMALES, HERMS, SHEMALES, or FUTAS of any species )
I'm dying here
No.58745
The fact that Tobi autslord Wolf has so many lovers and pets is absolute proof that 90% of people in f-list are mentally handicapped.
>>58733
>seeking any females, herms, shemales, or futas
>NO MALES PERIOD!!!!!
That faggot is so scared of being internet gay it's amazing yet he likes disgusting worst-gender cock, anyone know if he likes traps? I had a shitty crossdresser i used to play, i feel tempted in bringing it back just to play with him and try to make him my sub.
No.58747
>>58745
>The fact that Tobi autslord Wolf has so many lovers and pets is absolute proof that 90% of people in f-list are mentally handicapped.
> i feel tempted … to play with him
No.58761
>>58745
You sound upset he gets more RP than you or something
No.58778
>Autistic Shit that doesn't really make you angry, but is still worthy of being posted.
The existence of the surprisingly-quick-to-fortify-itself Undertale F-List community, and how extremely binary it is in excluding others due to canon favoritism, as per most canon communities.
Not a skeleton, a child (with or without goat), a goat (excluding Asgore), or a spider?
>Get the fuck out! You're nothing but a name in the list to further the room's popularity for the above!
>>58661
>That guy.
He's come to every worstgender I have, plus one of my blues. Wants me to breed him gravid..but I figured there was something off. Still, might be a lazy fuck if I ever find myself stranded and aroused.
No.58781
>>58778
It sure is fun to only get play with canon characters by being one yourself.
Even more fun when you still have to work your way into the circlejerk anyway.
No.58783
>>58781
find a talented, charming roleplayer who doesn't play canons, play some things they want, then ask them to play your favourite canon
it works like 30% of the time
No.58792
>>58783
>that pic
Shit, that is just too perfect
what's your skype my man? I just started rereading this shit and I need someone to talk about it with
No.58794
>>58792
I actually made that pic as a present for Sophie, believe it or not. Took me like 2 hours to hunt up the pictures and assemble the whole thing in Photoshop
She's the real Umineko fan, feel free to come talk about it in 8chan /erp/~ [/shill]
My Skype is Frocto, feel free to hmu
No.58798
>>58761
You only have to look at the profiles of the majority of his pets to know that he probably gets bottom-barrel tier plays.
I could be wrong, though. Has anyone actually played with him at all? Is he as bad as I assume or could he pass for a decent character if he wasn't so fucking autistic?
No.58806
>>58781
>Even more fun when you still have to work your way into the circlejerk anyway.
It's like that in any room, but the canon "societies" are about 5 times worse for breaching that social bubble.There's no real point to try if you ain't a core-named canon or a crowd favorite within it regardless.
>>58783
>Know such people
>They lose composure when they are asked to play something they really aren't.
>Respect them too much, particularly when they have the whole "playing something I'm not" as a No.
sad.
No.58820
https://www.f-list.net/c/skyian%20timcampy/
I'm going to get fucking rolling if those profiles do not stop popping
No.58821
No.58823
>>58806
The regular gay male room is occasionally overrun with canon superheros that will interact only with other canon superheroes. I mean, there's a whole room for that, why aren't they doing it there?
No.58830
>>58823
>When everyone's super, noone will be
No.58845
>>58823
That room is also notorious for being cliquey, full of using alts, and swarming with tumblr girls playing gay fuccbois. No real rp takes place so who cares if they only talk to each other?
No.58872
>>58821
>That single image.
I was not expecting or prepared for it.
No.58881
>>58842
Yeah, I've seen him before, he's cringey as hell
No.58896
>>57759
Asian families living in America or Hong Kong often either give their children Americanised first names or take on Americanized first names themselves. Jackie Chan or John Woo are two famous examples.
No.58902
>>58821
What the fuuuuuuck am I even reading?
No.58975
>they claim to have been roleplaying for multiple years
>they claim to have been in multiple roleplay communities
>they don't use proper grammar
>they can't spell
>they use abbreviations like "lol" during roleplay
>they keep going like this when someone posts what could be called a literary masterpiece, not realizing just how shit they are
Everyone knows or has known that guy.
No.58976
>Person PMs you
>They want to RP
>Tell them sorry, you're unable to
>They start sending you pictures
>Tell them that the pics are nice but you're still not able to RP.
>They leave
>5-10 minutes later
>Another person PMs you
>But wait, that kinklist is incredibly familiar
>They send you pictures again, even after you turn them down again
>You tell them about it
>They still try to talk
>You hit the block button
>They PM you on another character to bitch
Maximum autism.
No.58989
>"I might as well just block you then since I can't satisfy you."
If any of you fuckers do this, you're immediately at the top of my shit list. If any of you fuckers try to defend this, you're blocked. Don't be that asshole, because not only does that mean you admit to being a selfish, self serving piece of shit that cant manage thinking about a more productive member of society, it also means that you're a petulant manchild that shits himself at even the slightest hint of rejection. In fact, if any of you even think that this is acceptable, kill yourselves now so the genepool doesn't even have a chance to be watered down with your cells.
No.58992
Hey shitlords, I don't want to make a thread for no fucking reason. But is it just more, or do posts seem to disappear / be deleted a lot more often lately? Are the moderators turning faggoty, or is it just 8chan shtiting itself left and right?
And no, none of my posts have been ass-fucked quite yet so it isn't why I'm asking :^)
No.58993
>>58992
I'm going to assume the former? The only things I've been deleting lately are the guy spamming his presumably JB site, and then a bunch of worthless spam in one of the Fapbait threads at user request. Meanwhile, 8ch has been acting up to the point where my posts get eaten up all the time, both here and on other boards, might have to do with the whole thing with some guy working on new server software? What posts have been disappearing anyway?
No.58996
>>58993
I can't say for sure to be frank, it's mostly the Post Count numbers for threads flipping shit and alternating between 1-2 digits and then my autism being triggered.
I know in the.. 'People Who We Have Lost Thread' someone finally posted something after the religious debate, and it got btfo to the void.
Why is the newest bitching thread already on Auto-sage, sempai ;_;? I think Autism and Whining is fundamentally different.
No.59012
>>58996
i tried making a new one but it got removed
the fuckers
No.59045
>>58996
>I can't say for sure to be frank, it's mostly the Post Count numbers for threads flipping shit and alternating between 1-2 digits and then my autism being triggered.
Fair enough, and I understand it's impossible by the nature of the problem to ask for anyone to keep an eye out for posts that will get deleted. Could be people accidentally double posting because of this glitchy fest we're having with the software and deleting one.
>I know in the.. 'People Who We Have Lost Thread' someone finally posted something after the religious debate, and it got btfo to the void.
Hm, haven't seen anything beyond the stuff that got posted yesterday, so can't say.
>Why is the newest bitching thread already on Auto-sage, sempai ;_;? I think Autism and Whining is fundamentally different.
Just looked, that's weird. Should I go ahead and unlock it, or just kill it since someone started a new one anyway? I honestly don't see a difference between the Whining and Autism and Rage threads in the way they currently exist, but I'm not going to police my opinion here unless it gets out of control to the point where the board is flooded with 20 variations of the same thread
>>59012
Hm, haven't seen that, not sure what's going on there. Again, could just be glitchy ass software.
No.59106
https://www.f-list.net/c/zyralia/
>Also, please include the word 'cookie' somewhere in your opening message to me. Or feel free to mention it whenever, you'll get a ton of brownie points from me. ^-^
No.59132
>>59045
Bitching and rage seemed one in the same imo. Ranting and raving. Autism felt more like a cringe thread based around particularly untoward, distasteful or simply poorly written profiles.
No.59135
>>57642
Censor your name, change the words with same meaning and swap messages.
Will this work?
No.59465
Hate to give this freak publicity but whatever.
https://www.f-list.net/c/Violet%20DelaRose
Worst RP partner ever.
No.59474
>>59465
Doesn't look all that bad compared to most stuff in this thread, though.
No.59506
>>59474
Should've explained why that partner in particular is so shitty but i kinda expected someone else to have had experience with her, my bad.
>can't write 1 line per post 80% of the time, sometimes only writes a couple of words
>acts all high and mighty when just talking about OOC shit
>when i first met her with another character she said stuff like "I'll service u until u cum!" but bailed on the RP when it nutted instead, message i received was "i'm dune, bie"
>can't write worth shit even though she told me she was a native english speaker (not sure if i should believe it or not)
>has an autism attack every fucking time something penetrates her
Also here's an example of a note she sent one of my characters after i'd sent her over 5 lines of smut, it's also basically all the replies given, seemingly all that autist knows how to do is gasp and moan and be selfish.
I still have the character bookmarked but only because she's easy to convince to fuck, i'll probably remove her later today, though.
No.59521
>>59506
>>can't write worth shit even though she told me she was a native english speaker (not sure if i should believe it or not)
Such is life on the internet.
No.59528
That fucking salt. I have this dude bookmarked just so I can see how angry he gets when no one bites.
No.59543
Apparently I offended this person by not letting them do whatever the fuck they want with my character.
Extra impressive that they contacted me in the first place when I'm set as Straight with females/shemales/herms in my no list.
No.59548
https://www.f-list.net/c/kaibo%20coldwind/
This guy is REALLY salty about people blocking him, also his final dropdown is wonderful!
No.59590
>>59543
>o3o; Yikes
Really?
No.59593
>>59543
I am deeply confused by this person's actions
No.59599
>>59548
Did a quick copy paste into Google, it's from a hardstyle song by Rotterdam Death Corps called Skull Dominion. Not a bad tune, but that brings me to my bitch:
Unoriginal poetry. We get it, not everyone's a poet. You lack creativity? Fine. Don't just copy-paste song lyrics and act like they're your thoughts. Any time I see uncredited lines on a profile I do a check with Google, and every time I get results.
No.59600
>>59599
>Any time I see uncredited lines on a profile I do a check with Google
>every time I get results
Jesus fuck, anon. That's some high-tier premium grade autism right there
No.59601
>>59528
LMAO that's classic. I'm booking him too, now.
This one guy I RP'd with today changed his status to "The Dragon stays happy and content, even though he is being ignored he smiles" after literally no more than TEN minutes, during which he sent me no less than five fucking variants of "poke"/"hugs"/"pokes?:("
I went to the bathroom to take a shit ffs. Some people, man.
No.59602
>>59601
after ten minutes of silence* my bad smdh tbh fam
No.59812
>>59543
>Half the Goblin female/shemale population on F-List is retarded or total bitch-tier.
>The other half are so closed off that you'd have to find a means to travel back in time and solve the shine of the silver monkey to get in on that delicious green booty.
RIP the dream. Also, I guess she got mad because she couldn't get your OC in her art or something. Commissions make people fucking nuts
No.59813
>>59528
Isn't that the e-black guy character that says he's not a stereotype BUT TOTALLY IS ANYWAY?
Hah, he's funny. The "Slut/Slutty/Nigger/Negro/Bitch" drinking game is still in full effect if you look at his statuses.
Pic related.
No.59822
>>59813
He is literally the most autistic piece of garbage on the site. He once messaged me on a canon char, linking one of my pictures and saying "nice!". I shut him down straight off the bat and then chuckled at his sudden status change to "WOE IS ME WHY DOESN'T ANYONE SEE HOW GREAT I AM? ABLOOHOOHOO!"
No.59872
>>59465
>dose instead of does
>spaces separating compound words like footstool, adulthood and underwear.
>Links to thumbnails from Victoria's Secret
>character wears MLP clothes
>likes scat torture
Desire to purge intensifies.
>>59543
I think its more of their own way of committing sepuku. They spaghettied so hard they blocked you to prevent themselves from accidentally talking to you ever again.
>>59548
The first character he links to in his Pokemon tab is the single most autistic thing I have ever seen. Not even Sonichu comes close to matching this kind of faggotry.
No.59875
>>59872
Poster here. Holy shit that charmander has approached me before. So good.
No.59883
People think I do this for kicks, I really don't.
No.59923
>>59601
I block people if they call me (the player, not the character) by pet names or emote hugs and shit and they're not already on good terms with me.
Forced affection is the fucking worst.
No.59965
>>59923
Mm
That's fair I think
No.60007
>>59923
Aww *hugs you* I'm sorry.
No but actually this is usually a great way to determine if a person is too far gone.
No.60100
>F-List devs basically confirm that they're gonna ban people who make 10,000 accounts for those super retarded icon inlines.
>People stop doing it, and use inlines.
>THEN THERE ARE STILL PEOPLE WHO MAKE INLINES VIA LISTED CHARACTERS.
I don't know who's autism is worse in this case. Mine for giving a fuck about something so small, or theirs for wasting time when they could just make it a transparent inline within the profile!
Probably mine. Sigh
No.60101
>>59883
You're the one with the IKEA-porn dialog level of response.
Or is that someone else responding to your drilling?
No.60102
>>50525
I kind of want to play with him now. I want to beg him for sex and kisses, lots and lots of kisses. It would be so hot if he said yes.
No.60103
>>60101
>IKEA-porn
W-wait, what?
No.60172
https://www.f-list.net/c/Sml%20Deathcoon
>This is for my slaves. Rules for my slaves is that their dislikes become negated, and that they can't stop being my slave.
>their dislikes become negated, and that they can't stop being my slave.
>they can't stop being my slave.
>That fucking avatar
Hahahahahahaha, oh god.
No.60180
>>60172
I bet his "slaves" only pity-fucked him and then after one session he put them on his profile, pathetic.
No.60182
>>60172
"Hey lets do profile play, but put none of the effort into profile play to make it look good in the fucking slightest."
Literally hate this. At the minimum make it fucking appealing to others to look through. It's like where you put a singular line down on someone you own or killed or whatever the fuck. Nah nigger, they fucked you. You fucked them. Show some fucking appreciate to your partner who you just stamped up onto your profile wall. Goddamn.
No.60185
>>60172
Hypothetically, if someone did want to stop being his slave and requested their profile unlinked, could they bring it up to the mods under Defamation if he refuses?
I'm almost tempted to make a new account to try this just to see what kind of shit it raises
No.60188
No.60191
>>60103
Yeah, that term isn't that common is it?
Basically it's an insult saying that someone's writing reads like assembly instructions, hence, IKEA, a brand famous for consumer-assembled furniture.
Writing intended to be erotic can be a bit dry and mechanical, though, being an insult, it can just as easily be directed at someone who conveys emotions subtly by someone who prefers the character's feelings be announced blatantly in narration.
No.60193
https://www.f-list.net/c/Alystin%20Drow/
Her grammar is so broken. it's incredible.
No.60194
>>60172
What stops the "slaves" from just not blocking/ignoring this fucker?
No.60211
>>60180
>“Guiyz, check out all of my slaves! I’m such a great master!”
>Only one of them even has him mentioned on their profile
>One of them has the ‘no hub profiles rant’
>www.f-list.net/c/twistedshadow/
>“Have a refined personality!”
>His own character is an indecisive mess
This is why you guys need to stop being scared of making hub profiles. All your doing is putting up a shield against shit.
No.60223
No.60247
>>60193
That's not really autistic at all.
She clearly states she prefers to play in polish.
No.60251
>>60100
Juicy Peach here
hate to tell you but I didn't make an alt for that, that's my main so
fair game.
No.60285
>>60251
He's autisming over you having three alt profiles forming a picture in the character listing.
No.60287
>Decide to give pokémon RP a try
>A little concerned about the autism levels
>Brace myself and give it a go
>Actually meet some nice people
>Seems to be more furry stuff than pokémon, but as least people are cool
>The inevitable autism wave crashes
>Pretend suicides for attention
>Endless guilt tripping
>Murr
>Scritching
>Log on to notes about how badly people want to roll in my shit
>“I want to rape my mom so bad IRL, will you play as her?”
>“Sorry about the suicide thing, wanna yiff?”
>Loose all desire to do anything pokémon related
>Still getting creepy as fuck notes
>Hovering my cursor over delete character for weeks.
>“Hey mommy” *he murrs*
>Break and just do it.
>Brace myself for second impact
>People I’ve never met crawling out the woodwork to call me a cunt
>“Why do you want to hurt me this badly?”
>“I’ve not got long left to live, is this what I mean to you?”
>“I know the suicide thing was a dick move, but you’re the only friend I have!”
>I should have known choosing Gardevoir was a bad idea
>Choosing Gardevoir
>Gardevoir
>Then I was the autism
Well, I did it guys. I did it for science. Undertale next? Ahuhuhu
No.60326
>>60287
The only way to lessen the autism in pokemon RPs is to play as a trainer, but then again you played a gardevoir so you were asking for trouble.
No.60339
>>60326
That was my thought the entire time. At some point I may just make a trainer profile like a pokémon breeder or hex maniac mash up. All the crazy aside, the biggest let down was how few people wanted to actually play as trainers or pokémon. Almost everyone I met went the anthro/fursona in modern day furry world rout.
No.60343
>>60339
Welcome to the trainer struggle. Pokefurs is the most active channel, and as the name infers, its full of furries, who notoriously dislike humans. If you play a female you'll probably get some luck, but as a trainer, you should probably wait a few months for the new game to get released; that usually bumps up activity in the other pokemon channels.
No.60362
https://www.f-list.net/c/Butterknife
>this fucking autist
>messages me about communism and then gets mad when i say it's stupid
>shows me their list of other characters, all female or futa
>personally calls me on skype, it's a 16 year old obese nigger
why is life?
No.60432
>See in ad in LFRP where someone pretty much just badly types out they hate themselves.
>Check out the profile.
>See this: https://www.f-list.net/c/Murderfuck%20Central
No.60434
>>58820
>Lightsaber and laser pistol
Blasters, so unrefined.
No.60436
>>60287
Nice story, anon. Chuckled.
No.60478
>post an ad with my cute vampire character (somebody please rp with me on her, i made a post in the f-list shill thread)
>minutes later get this
No.60482
>>60362
>its a 16 year old obese nigger
Kek
No.60487
>>60478
That's amazing, not autistic.
No.60514
>>58975
Every single profile that has Grammar Competence set to Advanced or higher is generally this for some reason. Or at least 80% of the time they will lack a basic understanding of punctuation and capitalization.
No.60543
https://www.f-list.net/c/m%20wild/
something about this profile makes me really uncomfortable
No.60549
>>50938
>lot's of love
nigger please
No.60551
>>60514
I set myself to Fluent for this exact reason. Even though I type above that level, I don't want the association to those kinds of people.
No.60592
>>38397
There was nothing that off about the guys profile except for this really specific and oddly worded kink in his favorites
No.60593
No.60594
>>60549
FUCK
How'd I make this mistake.
I'll play it off as a joke, yeah. That.
No.60634
>"Give me a flagon of your best pint barkeep"
No.60636
>>60634
Oh god you're not joking someone actually said that didn't they
No.60639
>>50008
>Under construction
>Created: 3y, 11mo, 3w, 5d ago
Its one thing if its a profile you've just forgotten about. But when it's a profile you're actively on, fucking christ.
No.60655
>>60634
Only coming back to this a day later did I not read this quickly and realize the fuckup.
>Bartender slides over a cooled vessel within a cooled vessel.
No.61224
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No.61364
I didn't respond to this dude within 5 minutes because I was busy and he sent this shit while waiting for me.
>tfw you're into footplay but never RP it because it seems like every guy who has a foot fetish is a massive creep
No.61365
>>61364
I know that feeling. I have the same problem with lipstick play.
No.61374
>>59813
What's this thing called?
No.61565
I've found and posted some good autism here, but, goodness me…
https://www.f-list.net/c/glacialis%20vicis/
No.61571
>>61565
If anyone wants some tips on the f-list pokemon scene, then my number one would be that eeveelution characters tend to be the reigning kings and queens of autism, in a community that is already cripplingly autistic.
No.61574
>>61571
>Eeveelutions are kings and queens of autism.
>Not the massive hordes of Gardevoir
>Not the "genwunner" poképlayers (Charmanders/Pikachus/Raichus)
Then again, I have the latent passive that repels me from pokémon anyway. Good for me! I'll take your word on that.
>>61364
>Asterisk play
>Emote in character
>Lack of capitalizing
>Shit tier fetish imo
You shouldn't have responded to that at all. That's weak even for chatango standards.
No.61576
>>61574
Gardevoirs are mostly harmless. They're mostly just your generic pink name, sex driven sluts, only in pokemon form.
Genwunners are pretty basic on the autism scale, though I will admit I've found more gen one players who have a chip on their shoulder OOC.
Don't get me wrong, there could be a whole thread on autism dedicated to the f-list pokemon scene, but in my experience it's the eeveelutions that take it above and beyond the call of duty. This applies doubly so for espeons or umbreons.
No.61620
>>61224
who the fuck is Hikaru?
>>61374
Its the F-list status feed.
http://fstatus.stormweyr.dk/
No.61639
>>61620
How do you search by character then?
I remember there was a thing like this that'd show a single characters every status.
No.61642
>>61639
I think they have to be online to see their older statuses, but what I did was click on a random person's name and it took me to a separate tab. After that, just replace the url name with a name you're interested in seeing. Capital letters matter and spaces between letters should be written as "%20".
No.61666
>>38397
I thought it was a myth.
I posted an ad and this motherfucker messaged me.
I was too busy laughing to respond, holy shit, what the fuck
No.61691
No.61709
>>61666
The man.
The myth.
The legend.
No.61711
No.61712
Every shortstack grinds my gears. I'm not sure why.
No.61716
All short stacks are equally inferior to the daughters under the mountain. Do you even forge?
No.61940
I've not been that keen on this guy for a while. Sure he's cleaned his act up a ton since we last spoke ranty profile about how he never roleplayed etc., then he puts this up.
I don't want to give him a bad time but it still gets my goat.
No.62008
>>61711
get the fuck out of here friender
No.62030
>>62008
Who the fuck is friender?
No.62041
>>62030
Your the only dumbass I know that consecutively misspells my handle.
You know what? I don't wanna hear from you again
No.62068
>>61940
Report him to the mods, this shit is against the rules.
No.62088
>>61364
Imagine being into fake tits. You can't get anything involving that without all of the other horrible bimbo bullshit slapped in there too.
No.62092
>>38807
I can just TASTE the autism on that one.
No.62136
>>61666
One of my friends has a channel where Tobi Wolf hanged at. Quickies Gallore or something like that. Maybe he's still there, usually posting "yawns" followed by stroking his cock, in the faint hope that someone will notice him.
No.62141
>>62136
One L.
And yeah, he was kinda hilarious. Haven't checked in a while tho.
No.62291
https://www.f-list.net/c/Crystal%20Prep%20Comet/
>putting together a hub profile for female characters that i find hot but don't want to put forth the effort of putting together an entire profile for
>before i have any characters listed or any kinks this motherfucker messages me
>subject: Hi there
>content: Nice to meet you
that fucking MS Paint character picture
No.62292
>Gender: Female
>Orientation: Gay
>Custom No: Females: Nah, nothing interests me about them ,
>but also Fave: Females; also Fave: Males
The fuck is going on here.
https://www.f-list.net/c/Alice%20Ravenrow
I mean, after some further reading, seems to be GIMME ALL THE CUM type, but still loads of confusing shit there.
No.62307
>>54944
The bane of impregnation public room. I think just about every big room has their own super autist which anyone decent hates and all the bottom-barrel RPers enable.
No.62346
>>58820
>skilled in a lightsaber form that Windu created, taught to like three people, all of which took it to the grave with them
>skilled in completely contradictory forms
>uses a blaster at the same time, thus preventing him from doing half of these forms
No.62347
>>58820
oh i remember that fucker, he approached my clone character
No.62348
>>62347
>clone character
Link?
No.62350
>>62348
https://www.f-list.net/c/slick%20sw
N-no bully.
Male, former clone trooper, still a bit of a W.I.P., if you wanna see the episode he was in it's Season 1 ep. 16.
No.62351
>>62350
>young togrutas only
Lewd
No.62363
>>59506
>sem título
Ainda está por ai, anão? :3
No.62364
No.62365
>>62363
pera, és um tuga ou um macaco nojento da Amazónia? :^)
No.62420
>horrible generic bluename dom profile messages me
[22:11] AlexRGrayson: But are you any fun?
[22:12] Kathryn: Not for you, I imagine. Not interested.
[22:13] AlexRGrayson: So, that means you're not fun? Probably a guy by the smell of it.
[22:13] Kathryn: Believe whatever you want to believe.
[22:13] System: Error code 20, AlexRGrayson does not wish to receive messages from you.
>tfw i'm not a guy
No.62434
>>62420
this is a thread for posting autistic profiles, if he was just generic then it doesn't belong in this thread
you should probably provide a bit more than "Hey, I zinged this guy, imdabes????"
No.62437
>Gets recommended to views 8chans furry F-list general
>Enters it
>Dying ensues
Guys, that place is chock full of so much fucking autism and terrible profiles, it's literally the best.
No.62448
>>62420
>>62434
Yeah it sounds more like for the general bitching thread rather than autism thread.
No.62462
Someone invited the Tob' Wolf to my room.
What a cruel prank. :(
he's banned
No.62509
No.62596
>>62590
ha, this'll be gold, lemme check her profile
>Church of Girlcock
purge this filth
No.62610
>>62590
Worst gender
IC Intro
Doesn't fix the spelling error of "los of cum"
Constantly uses "her" and "she" but uses he once
Doesn't fix that error
A cross of a unicorn and an insect
Scent that makes people instantly horny
Twenty inches long cock
Appears from a magic portal
I hope I don't sound like an elitist here but a cross of a unicorn and an insect isn't anything. That's not how it works, you shit.
No.62616
>>62610
>IC intro
You mean the only fucking intros that get shit done instead of some autistic sperging out about something that might happen that might surprise them / turn them off. Get out, pleb. They're the only good intros that cut through the bullshit and tomfoolery of F-list.
>Tfw this intro is better than the majority of those that you get
Kill me, please.
No.62629
>>62365
Pelo menos somos ricos e não afogados em dívidas. Como é entregar suas mulheres pros angolanos e pros jihadistas, subhumano?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gyDxWqRp_OY
No.62641
>>62610
>A cross of a unicorn and an insect
Everything else aside, that's an actual critter from the show. Changelings, doing what changelings do.
No.62667
>>62616
IC intros are only good if you have a bland as fuck character and only want mindless fucking. In my experience planning things out a little so we know what kinks to include and what direction to take the rp in will lead to a much more enjoyable experience for both players as we don't have to keep second guessing ourselves.
IC or OOC, spergs will be spergs. And the poster in >>62590 post was definitely a sperg.
No.62672
>>62616
>appears from a magic portal
I can see how that solves your pacing problems, m8. You've clearly been burned by planning stuff out before.
No.62686
>>62667
Eh. I'll disagree on that end. I generally have far more story-focused things with random nonsense thrown my way (simply because bringing up WE FUCK out of nowhere makes no goddamn sense if no one put the pacing towards that.)
>>62672
Hey, it's real neato to plan and plan and plan. But I dunno if you faggots have ever had someone take your plans, with them, and go do them with someone else. I have ;_;
No.62691
>>62667
>IC intros are only good if you have a bland as fuck character and only want mindless fucking
Well yes, it's Fai.
No.62804
>>62629
os kebabs nem querem entrar aqui, dos 5000 que desponiblizamos-nos a receber só 50 é que vieram para cá
**e-eu tava a gozar contigo, a-anão
é assim que os tugas dos chans falam com os zukas**
No.63001
I-Ic intros are good.. Guys..
[11:05] The Princess Pippa grinned as she made sure she knew what the whore wanted. The princess whipped or her beastial cock in seconds flat, before forcing the slut to her knees. She pushed her flared tip against her plush lios before cock slapping her cheek a few times. "I want you to slobber all over my cock~" she commanded as she pushed it into her mouth slowly.
From a complete fucking stranger.
ughhhhh.
No.63003
>>63001
>ughhhhh.
Is that a good or bad kind of ugh?
Also isn't that kinda out of character? (Yes I know how that means jack shit, imma just still hang up on it a little)
No.63004
>>63003
That post is hot fucking garbage, friender.
No.63059
https://www.f-list.net/c/p%20u%20p%20p%20y/
>post ads very clearly looking for very sexual, very smutty, very much erotic roleplay
>this fucker messages me
>P U P P Y appears on her head.
>click on profile
>it's literally just an autistic "cute dog" profile
>click "disclaimer"
>no sexual roleplay
who the fuck goes on a website based around smutty roleplay and tries to initiate cutesy "RP" with people who very clearly just want to get cummed on?
No.63074
>>63059
Somebody who very much wants to fap to cute puppy but is stymied by the ban on RL animal pictures on for sexual profiles?
No.63116
>People who say things like
"Please tag nsfw links"
or bitch at you for "Wow didn't think it would be X" when it was a lewd af pic
IT IS A FUCKING NSFW ERP CHAT WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU ON IT AT WORK/NEAR GRANDMA
No.63155
>>63116
Because purely TEXT from afar isn't too conspicious. Also I can typefuck blandfaced in front of grandma because she can't into english anyway.
But yeah, not treating ANY link as PROMOTIONS! is asking for it.
No.63189
>>63003
Setting aside minor typos, the out of character nature, and if the receiving player/character likes this behaviour: it's a bad opening post.
>>63001
> The Princess Pippa grinned as she made sure she knew what the whore wanted.
How did the princess make sure of what the other character wanted? Did she mind read? And for that matter, what did the 'whore' want?
> The princess whipped or her beastial cock in seconds flat, before forcing the slut to her knees.
Arguably the only okay sentence in the post, except that typo makes it jarring to read.
> She pushed her flared tip against her plush lios before cock slapping her cheek a few times.
The ambiguous resolution of pronouns in the sentence means it can be interpreted as the princess slapping herself with her cock, along with putting it to her own lips.
> "I want you to slobber all over my cock~"
Slobbering makes me think of dogs, especially when it's attached to a vague command like this.
> she commanded as she pushed it into her mouth slowly.
Again ambiguous resolution of pronouns means it can be interpreted as the princess fellating herself.
So, from the above, this is a valid interpretation of that post:
The princess came up to a woman, got her cock out, and forced the woman to her knees. She then slapped herself with her cock, and told the woman to start covering it with saliva, before finally putting the head of her cock head into her own mouth.
As a bonus exercise for the reader, reinterpret the post as just Princess Pippa by herself, with a split personality. (The first sentence makes more sense that way.)
No.63200
>>63189
I appreciate the breakdown.
I think it's helps also to point out that my character wasn't one of those GIVE ME CUM slut types. So the post is doubly jarring.
Just a regular old fantasy queen. Looking to be invaded and bred.
No.63384
>>62292
THIS NIGGA WANTS TO GET RAPED. PRETTY GOOD TAKE ON IT, TBH.
No.63669
>>63001
…This cunt actually has some decent art and all I want to do is fucking rape it until she is slobbering all over her own cock, goddamn it.
No.63677
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>>63669
The character is Princess Pippa by Shia she's more of the shy innocent princess type, who happens to have a horsecock. That player's terrible attempt at playing her as a dominate is very much out of character for her.
Finding art for her isn't too hard, as Shia drawn quite a few plus there's fan art. Go search Hentai Foundry for them.
No.63693
>>63677
>The background
They're in a Mario game, falling damage doesn't exist in those, what is she even afraid of
No.63721
>>63693
I never knew Mario games had lewd clouds like that.
No.65967
Thread revival: Go!
https://www.f-list.net/c/shiro%20hana
>I'm a 24/7 Un-potty trained Diaper girl meaning if I don't respond to your posts I'm most likely changing
No.66765
No.67428
>>63189
I decided to see if I could fix it. Dunno why, I guess I needed a writing exercise.
Princess Pippa's face is lit up with a devilish grin as she surveys through her gleaming eyes what she has decided will be her next target. The Princess whips a bestial cock out of her skintight thong in seconds flat and rams her hands down onto the slutty victims shoulders, forcing her onto her knees. Without letting go, the Princess first smacks her bitch across the cheek with her flared cockhead and then jabs the whore's plush lips with the same tool. "Slobber all over it, cumslut~" -The princess commands and furthers her wishes with a few humps forward into the slut's pink lips, forcing herself inside.
No.67531
>>63189
>The ambiguous resolution of pronouns in the sentence means it can be interpreted as the princess slapping herself with her cock, along with putting it to her own lips.
Strongly disagree. There is this thing called context which is a big part of any language.
In fact, I would say that a "symptom" of autism would be disregard for context.
No.67532
>>62365
Oh god, please no, I get nervous around other tugas…