/erp/ - Erotic Roleplay

>>54033

How did you guys lose to a war to six baby gods, five of which had been freshly vomited up from your leaders' stomach? This has always bugged me.

>>54033

How exactly is this ERP related? Are you some kind of slut asking to get fucked in a really weird way?

>>54039

Every damn time I did this on 4chan, it'd devolve into questions about Raven's sex life and what really went on at Titans Tower. I assumed the same would happen here

>>54033

Why are you drunk, and does it have anything to do with noisy Starfire-Robin fucking?

>>54042

Because I'm a borderline alcoholic.

Kidding. Really. I may drink a little too much, but it's not for any particular reason. Just one of those ways I like to unwind. As for Kori and Rob… er, Nightwing, no. They haven't been an item in almost two years - I think he's dating Batgirl.

>>54040

Well, we'll do our best. We can't let 4chan beat us just because we didn't even try.

>>54043

So, about Beast Boy… Or Garfield, if that's what you guys are calling him now… What's the status on your relationship with him now? Are you two a thing? Because when I spied on you all back when you were still the Teen Titans, it looked like there might have been a thing there.

>>54051

Spied on us? Were you one of the paparazzi, or just one of those obsessive fans?

…well, for what it's worth, we're sort-of-an-item. Not really boyfriend-girlfriend, more of a loosely defined open relationship where we complain about each other's taste in food, then end up snuggling on the couch, or something.

If you tried to map out all the relationships at the tower, you wouldn't get a love triangle or rhombus or whatever - more like a lust/love/belligerent sexual tension dodecagon.

>>54033

Which of your teammates would you fuck, have you fucked, and are you fucking?

Also, is the thing about you and waffles just something that they invented for the cartoon?

>>54055

>dodecagon

B-but there's only five of you. It should be a pentagon… It must be very confusing, I guess. Anyway, yeah, let's go with a fan. They made a TV show out of you guys. Two of them, actually, but we don't talk about the second one.

>>54055

Raven I'm you're biggest fan! Now, SHOW ME THAT ASS!

>>54058

>Nightwing

Have not, would not, am not. I had a crush on him when I was younger, but it passed.

>Beast Boy

Have, would, am. He's a goofball, but he's surprisingly sweet. And before you ask, the shapeshifting does come up, just not as often as you'd imagine.

>Starfire

Have, would, am - occasionally. It's not a regular thing, but Kori and I do end up naked sometimes. She's a gorgeous alien princess with a tongue that can stretch to more than two feet long. Only an idiot wouldn't.

>Cyborg

Have not, would possibly, am not. Cyborg is, in a lot of ways, the older brother I never had. He's like a rock. There are times when I think "yeah, I could be with him", but… probably not in the long run.

>Jinx

Have, should not, am. Remember the belligerent sexual tension? Yeah. This is that. Jinx and I don't get along well - our entire "relationship" is built on sarcasm, taunting, and trying to one-up each other. On two previous occasions, it's kind of boiled over into angry sex, and… knowing me, it'll happen again.

>Titans East and other members

Almost all have not/would not/am not. I would with Aqualad, but he's in a very monogamous relationship.

>>54063

Six of us, plus the Titans East, plus other reservists. And a pentagon would imply only one line going from each point.

>>54065

>And before you ask, the shapeshifting does come up, just not as often as you'd imagine.

Okay, so since we apparently both know that's the big question that this was leading to, how about you give us the run-down on the first time you guys tried that out?

Also a pentagon wouldn't have to imply only one line from each point, as every point could be connected to every other point without any of the lines going outside the boundary created by the lines that create the pentagon shape. Of course, I wasn't counting Titans East and the reserves, so it's moot because they definitely bring the potential count above five. Way more than 12 even, if you started counting all the honorary titans.

>>54064

Beast Boy isn't here right now. Sorry.

>>54066

Jeez. I can't even remember how it came up in conversation. I think I brought it up as a joke, and he actually showed interest… and, after promising that he'd never bring it up with the others, I agreed to try it.

It started out the same way it always did - there wasn't a need to change up the foreplay. Then he told me to get down on all fours, and all I could do was to brace myself… it was good, though. Rough, and hard, and completely bizarre feeling, but good. Though after the first time, he had to agree to wear socks if he was going to mount me as a dog - his claws were a lot sharper than either of us anticipated.

Also, it turned out that "not telling the others" wasn't really an option. We were both.. really… vocal. They put it together themselves.

>>54058

Oh - I almost forgot. No. I really do love waffles, or any kind of good breakfast food that can be served with maple syrup. I don't eat only waffles, or require them to exist, but they're good.

>>54037

Never heard of ya. In that case, why would you name yourselves after the losers?

>>54072

Because, with about four exceptions, the Olympians are a bunch of squabbling, petty, rape-minded cockheads.

>>54076

Who still managed to WIN.

So, while the circumstances surrounding it were understandably tragic, can you confirm or deny being even a little bit turned on by mud-wrestling with Terra?

>>54078

That was a lot less arousing and more infected-wound-inducing than it seemed on the show. If I was to do it again, with a "no clawing at the eyes" clause, and less murderous rage, then I'd probably get a kick out of it. I openly admit that Terra's pretty cute.

>>54033

So, whatever happened to Blackfire? Is she still around, or did Starfire finally off the would-be usurper?

>>54033

So just how did Robin check to make sure you weren't "pregnet" after that Sonic recolor and you banged? And why did you NTR a goblin?

>>54082

Rumors that you sleep with anyone and everyone you can whenever you have downtime have been running rampant. Are they true?

If not, why not? It's lots of fun~

>>54084

Er… well… she's still around. Starfire passed the throne to one of her caretaker/advisors until she's ready to take over (which will probably be never), but… to be blunt, she dealt with Blackfire by taking her as her concubine. Now she can't take the throne - ever - and even going off world from where her 'Mistress' lives is illegal, and would get her dragged back to earth if caught. It's been a few years, and from what I gather, she's starting to get used to Earth.

No, I haven't seen much of her. No, I don't know if Kori is actually fucking her. I think she is, but I don't have any proof.

>>54088

>Sonic recolor

>Implying it happened

Knowing Nightwing, he'd 'check' by seeing if I had any discarded pregnancy tests, then asking me in the hall.

>>54089

They're… exaggerated. I've slept with half the team, and I have a list of other encounters the length of my arm, but I'm not exactly giving blowjobs on the street. I do have some standards. Plus I have to keep my demonic side from running rampant.

>>54091

Okay, first off - DEMON spawn. Not devil. Two completely different classes of being.

Second, not as much as you'd think. We live right next to San Fran, and the catholic population here is pretty low key. I'm not shoving demon worship in people's faces (or asking for it at all), so the odds of waking up to angry protesters or a mob with pitchforks and torches is slim. The fact that I killed my father and rejected his throne helps.

I do have to keep my urges in check, but it's more a case of not descending into utter hedonism, as opposed to when I was young, and I had to keep all my emotions bottled up. Here's to progress.

>>54095

I suppose it's kind of ironic though, given the city's origins.

>>54092

and thank you, I actually didn't have a larger version

Have you ever given any thought to repurposing Mad Mod's research and tech for rehabilitating troublemakers, or any other interesting uses for that matter?

jesus, I'm starting to remember how much of a fetish goldmine this show was. Almost as rich in it as Totally Spies

>>54092

On the subject of hedonism, actually, does your body's demonic fortitude and magic powers lead to you being able to handle or do things in the bedroom that a normal human girl couldn't? Like, I'm sure you could do something with those shadow-tentacles you can spawn out from under your robe, but is there anything else that your average woman on Earth might only be able to fantasize about that you can actually indulge in? Unusually large penetrations that'd break other folks, being able to grow a cock for yourself, having a womb that can be swelled up with enough semen pumped into it, etc?

>>54092

>Implying it happened

Is that not the source of this character?

>>54092

>>54088

Are we talking about beastboy or did I miss a fun episode?

>>54102

**Oh, I saw that once, but it was so long ago that I forgot about it. I thought you were just calling Kid Flash a Sonic recolor, but you actually meant a literal recolored Sonic.

>>54108

It's even better when you think of how gleeful the man in the source image is

>thread about lewd raven turned into shitposting about "I CHECKED" and "HIT THOSE SHOWERS"

i love you and hate you at the same time, h8chan

>>54097

It's been considered, but his hypno-tech doesn't have a long enough effect, and it's pretty cumbersome to set up. Jinx occasionally jokes about using it for those "interesting" purposes - mostly using it on people who have insulted her breast size.

>>54099

Those are all pretty specific. Yes, yes and yes. Demons have very diverse physiologies - and any one can breed with any other, regardless of which breed they are. Think about that a while.

>>54110

Is it really shitposting to bring up questions regarding the source of the character?

>>54099

you sound awkward as all hell but top-tier taste there anon

>>54092

>not exactly giving blowjobs on the street

wow check out this plebian

Seriously, that's the most fun way to do it. Next guy / girl you see, pull down their pants and get to work~

Dub questions!

I heard on the grape vine that you've got a mirror you use for accessing your mindscape, so you can meditate or talk to your emotions. I bet you've used it for sex with your other selves now and then though, so how often have you tried that?

Also, how do you feel about there being so much porn of you on the internet? A lot of people have made a lot of drawings of you doing a lot of things…