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No.54224
Ye olde thread
>>48003
You know the drill: Post your profile and wait for everyone to berate you and say how your profile is shit DISHONORABU and then typefuck afterwards regardless.
No.54230
Weebshit? That's me!
Here, I'll start with a canon profile to get really weeby.
https://www.f-list.net/c/megami%20homura/
It's Homura from Madoka Magica, set after the movie. Her profile is based pretty much around long-term romance, alternate universes, and general space-time fuckery.
And here's an OC~. Watch out, text wall!
https://www.f-list.net/c/natasha%20lidochka/
Teenage Ukrainian mecha pilot. Suffers from PTSD and broken bones often. Mainly looking for story driven and possible romance. Though any sort of love would be a bit twisted and fiery.
Send me a note if you're at all interested!
No.54232
https://www.f-list.net/c/samuel%20hartly/
University Professor of Mathematics in a world called "Arcanum", where magic is slowly being eroded by the power of machinery and technology! Science and Magic interact in strange ways, and Professor Samuel Hartly intends to dig deeper into that particular phenomenon!
https://www.f-list.net/c/hiromaru%20muramasa/
Hiromaru is a descendent of the famous Muramasa family line. He has five older brothers, and each one of them was sent out with one of their fathers' legendary swords. When they all come of age, they will fight to the death to see who inherits the techniques their family is so famous for in the art of crafting weapons. Hiromaru, the youngest of them, has a lot of ground to make up if he intends to stand up to his brothers!
https://www.f-list.net/c/daniel%20bowyer/
A Gunslinger in a slightly stranger version of the Wild West, he was originally a tailor's apprentice in the big city of Atlanta, Georgia! When he witnessed the murder of an old man by some thugs, Daniel found himself facing down the same fate… until a mysterious incident left him in possession of a card. One of the 54 true Guns, Guns with a capital G, The Ten of Spades compels Daniel to seek out and destroy the villainous, the evil, and the tyrannical. Will he become a hero in this lawless land of the Wild West? Or will he just be a boy who didn't have the grit?
Work In Progress:
https://www.f-list.net/c/repede_/
Because I liked the game, and I wanted a feral profile to play.
What I'm looking for depends on the character obviously! General themes that are loved: Vanilla Sex, Romance, Breeding/Risk of Pregnancy, Cheating/Infidelity, Hand-holding (especially lacing of fingers), Cuddling, and lots of Lewd Kissing!
Turn offs: Butt Stuff, Violence, Bondage, and the gamut of filthy stuff.
No.54235
>>54234
M-maybe I'm just a pussy but this profile is making me more sad than aroused.
No.54238
https://www.f-list.net/c/Sakuma
SOCCER!!
Also looking for fat-dicked femboys if no soccer is available.
Alternatively, fat-chested girls if neither is available.
No.54243
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>>54240
>getting forced to do something you hate by sadistic assholes, all day every day
>very few prospects at genuine happiness and satisfaction in life
Maybe it's cause I can relate to it but that's really, really sad. I'm way too empathetic to put myself in a position where I'm causing someone pain, especially someone who's a victim of circumstances.
No.54244
>>54243
That's understandable but you're still a wuss who deserves to be beaten and hatefucked into unconsciousness
No.54245
>>54234
Are you the same person as https://8archive.moe/erp/thread/15532/#19073 ? I've missed you if so~
No.54246
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>>54244
o-only if there's a tiny bit of 'dere mixed in
No.54247
>>54245
Yeah, but I'm marginally less drunk now.
No.54248
>>54246
All tsun. Like it or leave it.
No.54250
>>54247
Ha ha, good to know you're still alive! I did worry~ Still wish I could get that corrupting hatefuck someday, but if the moment's passed for you I understand <3
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No.54251
>>54248
I'm liking it way more than I should
I'm a kind of completely enthralled by you to the point that I made this gif
No.54252
>>54250
>>54251
I'm supposed to be abrasive and off-putting, dammit! Why do I have groupies?
No.54253
>>54252
What can I say, I've never had a girl get down to fuck from having terrible jokes made at her expense. It's ridiculously hot.
No.54257
>>54252
Because we all know that deep down inside, there's a soft skinned cutie just waiting to get cracked out of her shell.
And even deeper than that, there'll be dicks we slam into ya, crabcakes~
No.54259
>>54257
>Because we all know that deep down inside, there's a soft skinned cutie just waiting to get cracked out of her shell.
Damnit, I wish I'd thought of this first
No.54271
>>54238
Your pic caught my eye because Inazuma soccer boys are cute. Then I saw your empty kink list and lackluster description, and I dropped it.
Fix your formatting, also. I'm sure your odd decision in spacing looks fabulous for your screen settings, but it pic related is how retarded it can look to others.
No.54282
>>54262
Turei you're my senpai
No.54283
https://www.f-list.net/c/chloe%20asuna
You should help me with what to put on my profile!
No.54284
>>54283
>prostate popping
my favorite meme
No.54287
>>54284
you have to admit that it's a little hot
Maybe just a little, but still
No.54290
>>54287
>internal hemorrhaging of my sexual organs
look at it this way, if your prostate was punctured the first sign of it would be blood spurting from your dick
Luckily, the prostate is quite tough as it is a mass of spongy muscle tissue, secreting what makes up the white portion of semen which contains nutrients for sperm, and enzymes that break down mucous to aid in freeing them from the mixture. It can produce in excess with the aid of consuming high-fructose foods along with supplementation of the enzymes that make up seminal fluid (cum buckets guides). The prostate also contains many nerve endings which is why prostate milking and stimulation feel pleasurable, and also has nothing to do with the erection of the penis, nor would its destruction/removal cause impotency as sperm can be harvested by a specialist via the vas deferens.
Directly above it and behind the bladder are the seminal vesicles which make the slimy mucous portion of semen. Like most mucous glands, it can produce in excess, and even leaks in anticipation of orgasm (precum, slimy "blanks" after several orgasms).
Connecting at the same point are the vas deferens, tubes that deliver semen in the same way a female's ovaries produce eggs, with the cells maturing as they travel from the testes through the tubes.
The sperm, mucous and seminal fluid are all mixed simultaneously during orgasm when the prostate and seminal vesicles flex violently, pumping out the final mixture of semen at a high pressure.
Please take basic Sex Ed before ERPing again.
No.54292
>>54290
>wanting realism in ERP
No.54293
>>54290
It's hard enough expecting roleplayers to read let alone understand basic anatomical function.
"Prostate popping" started because of the "bitchbreaker" crowd and perpetuated through overuse by "bitchbreaker-breakers" and so on and so forth.
It's the equivalent of injecting marijuana to get drunk.
No.54295
>>54293
that's not funny, my brother died of a pot injection overdose
No.54307
>>54283
>Abusive❤
That's a lovely custom.
As for your profile, some background and maybe setting information is all I think you really need. I personally find flavorful customs to be just as telling as a character bio, since setting an back story and can be discussed beforehand when you're setting up the scene, but the more detail the better.
No.54310
>>54282
back off, bitch, she's my senpai
No.54335
https://www.f-list.net/c/rose%20blush/
A naive girl with an impossibly alluring body, her lustful curves like a magnet to everyone's eyes, but also impossibly dumb. Next to her anyone would seem like a genius, though what she lacks in brains she more than makes up for with kindness and hard work, never letting her exceptional dimness get in the way of happiness. Those around her, however, like wolves preying on a mouth-watering helpless little lamb, never fail to use her naivety against her, intentionally or not, until she's fully bare and ready for their taking.
https://www.f-list.net/c/book%20of%20depravity
All my other characters can be found on my profile HUB, having a nice little description not unlike the one above and some identifying tags so you can get a feel for them without having to open every single one. Everything just to make it easier for you~
No.54348
Fucking terrible shit canon roleplayer. Best that ye stay away, lest ye get my AIDS-cancer.
https://www.f-list.net/c/yoko
No.54353
>>54348
I'm always terrified to post canon characters in these threads, but if we're throwing down garbage we may as well keep it in one pile.
https://www.f-list.net/c/reisen%20udongein/
No.54359
>>54335
>Check out your profiles
>Digging most of them
>No Non-lewd profiles
Fuck should I even send you a note?
No.54378
We're doing canon profiles now?
Is this even a canon profile?
https://www.f-list.net/c/Pink%20Gold%20Princess
It's Pink Gold Peach from Mario, sort of… I tried to make her a bit of her own character.
Really I just made this because I love shiny metallic skin.
No.54381
>>54348
>all those adorable tittymonster waifus
>they're all gay
Every single fucking time
the war on men is real
No.54382
>>54348
Awww, you changed Mami's avatar.
No.54383
>>54378
>bi - female preference
>no males
No.54385
>>54383
I like them trans femboys boss.
Everyone knows shemales can't be gay anyway. Doesn't make sense.
No.54388
since we like canon profiles now are we ok with celeb profiles?
https://www.f-list.net/c/t%20taylor%20swift/
No.54431
>>54359
Well, I'm a pretty visual person so some lewd images and such go a long way, but if you have an interesting idea that tickles all the right kinks spots that should be enough. A lot of times people come to me with a non-lewd profile and a boring/vanilla idea or no idea at all and it's just not enticing enough. Either way lewd profiles are always the best way of grabbing my attention though, but at most all I'll say is "Sorry, thank you for the interest but I'll have to pass."
I'm also making a profile for a slumber party event, kinda like the way market girl marzipan's works, so any criticism and suggestions would be very much welcome!
https://www.f-list.net/c/slumber%20party
No.54434
Shemales really are easymode. Fun, though!
It's kind of a problem though, since I'm not in the mood for RP that often.
https://www.f-list.net/c/neba
No.54435
>>54353
This artist is a solid 10/10. Well done.
>>54381
I told you I have AIDS-cancer. I'm sorry, Onii-chan.
>>54382
Someone pointed out to me that just having a torso, as hilarious as it was to you and I, sort of made it look like the avatar above was actually her head… I'll mourn it too. :(
No.54442
https://www.f-list.net/c/celestia
I don't really hang out on boards, but I randomly stumbled here today so why not.
This reminds me I really need to make an inline to replace my ascii.
No.54451
https://www.f-list.net/c/lewdjinx/
I would just like a good old sex based RP. Little to any story and straight to the romance and fucking. Is that too hard to ask for? If possible id like a good partner to do this kind of stuff with me for long term things. My profile isn't anything special because I fucking HATE f-list, I can use it but I usually use steam. Most of the info about what I like to rp as and things I like are pretty clear though.
No.54470
>>54431
Oh, I would just adore a slumber party like this one~
No.54482
>>54431
Ageplay sleepover? or is this part of Rose's adult-child charm?
No.54490
>>54482
Nah, adults only! I don't mind ageplay, but with a group of people it's best to keep things more vanilla.
No.54521
>>54520
crossposting my latest profile in case there are people here that don't lurk in the Idea Thread
No.54523
>getting to the good part of a good RP
>RL interrupts
>tell your partner you'll be AFK for a few minutes
>turns into an hour
>come back
>"X has disconnected"
And I have no one to blame but myself.
No.54528
I should post the characters I've been playing the most lately.
https://www.f-list.net/c/madison%20thomas/
A pocket sized detective who's hyperactive and like a child at heart. She's meant to be fairly light hearted, plus shows how silly some logic devices can be when used extremely wrong.
>Themes and settings: Yuri, adventure, story driven plots, modern fantasy, active sub.
https://www.f-list.net/c/holly%20stone/
Adorkable tomboy who struggles with being either masculine or feminine. Usually I play her as paying her way through college by working at a cosplay cafe. Now she comes with a tsundere little sister.
>Themes and settings: Yuri, orientation play, awkwardness, possible incest.
https://www.f-list.net/c/eliza%20rossi
Succubus teacher with a modern twist to her. She only called a succubus by name, she's actually not demonic, rather its a set of genetic traits for females that earns her that title. She can be a bit of an ice-queen in person, but in private its a whole different matter.
> Themes and settings: Yuri, slight age difference, modern fantasy, (hand holding?), vanilla.
https://www.f-list.net/c/mackenzie%20townsend
She's was a bratty child who acted out to get attention so her parents let her take up drumming to burn off energy. Its mellowed her out slightly, but she still acts out in different ways. She's bold, playful, and makes a lot of claims, but who knows how much of that is real or just a stage persona or act?
> Themes and settings: Yuri, caught in a lie, orientation play, kink discovery.
No.54550
I'm just sort of getting back into ERP, so I'll bite. Also, just noticed I might've got art from the same source as someone, so that's kinda funny.
https://www.f-list.net/c/samantha%20szoradi/
Fairly tall college girl with a prosthetic left leg and a few shyness issues who wants to seek out some real intimacy and romance.
No.54588
https://www.f-list.net/c/ms%20eerie
Only recently became active, could use some character development. I've told one of my strengths is being a total naggy bitch, so I have that going for me I guess.
No.54591
https://www.f-list.net/c/victoria%20floures/
A very shy trap whose eager-to-please attitude can either make people love her, or use her. Behind the down-turned face, hides a person of sensitivity and hope. And though she won't admit it, there's a darker, kinkier, core beneath the pink dresses and skirts.
Needs work. More characterization, more uniqueness, and especially a picture. Please be mean to me!
No.54594
>>54591
>>54588
You goys need Pictures
No.54625
I suppose I should give the individual profiles more unique flair / personality and have unique custom kinks for each, but here goes:
https://www.f-list.net/c/jennifer%20strawberry/
No.54626
>>54625
>So many Elf Sluts
>All the alts make you not want to approach said Elf sluts.
Goddamnit.
No.54627
No.54634
>>54627
>>54626
So what you are suggesting is that my profile needs more elves, am I right?
No.54637
>>54634
Everything needs more elves you filthy whore. Not just you.
No.54644
No.54647
>>54634
You have A LOT of characters, and seeing that many alts will make people shy away from you sometimes. You could stand to be a bit more organized with it: f-list now allows for several character lists separate from one another. Consider this function to make a slutty-elf character list, separate from your canon-girls character list and other misc girls that might not be in the same tone as the others. Allows for smaller alt lists and more focused angle overall.
No.54657
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>>54644
Props to you for making a bespectacled elven cum guzzler. The only thing the dumb stench-bitch is missing is the lustrous locks of hair befitting a common skank and jizz container a la the pictured walking spunk du– I mean Elven noble. Shame. Then you might have actually been worth grabbing by the skull and throat fucking until my rancid ballsnot gushes out of your nostrils in sick bubbles then.
No.54658
>>54647
I really don't think seeing a lot of alt characters is going to put off anyone who really wants to roleplay with any one of them. If someone claims they were dissuaded from messaging someone just because they had a lot of alts, I think that's total bullshit. At that point, there's something else that puts someone off the characters and they'd just be struggling to find justification.
No.54674
>>54658
One person who replied to that character mentioned it already: it's something that happens. I can sympathize with it when the player controlling the characters will just point you at their character list to find a character you like, if you're not interested in the one they contacted you with. Aside from that, I don't have problems with long alt lists, but that doesn't make every concern about them bullshit.
Whatever the reason, I just made a suggestion. I find the separate listings very useful, as there are family profiles or canon profiles I wouldn't want listing together, or characters that aren't much like my usual ones and might be confusing to spot mixed together. I use the separate listings for cases like this.
If you want to lump 15+ profiles together in one long list, go right ahead.
No.54713
>>54710
I honestly can't tell if this entire profile is a subtle hint for a longterm corruption RP or if I'm really just that far gone
It's actually a little discomforting to look at. Is this how vampires and demons feel when someone brandishes a cross?
No.54714
>>54710
this character sounds like a finely cut diamond
pretty to look at and without flaws
The problem is without flaws your character has no depth, and feels much like a Mary Sue.
would give a 1/10 but your also using reference images of Hoshii miki from idolmaster, whom is the definition of Mary Sue and is the cancer killing imas. -1/10 would bang with bag over head
No.54715
>>54714
I don't know jack shit 'bout idols, I just picked it because the art looked cute.
No.54725
>>54713
Honeslty, this is exactly what I thought too.
No.54727
>>54725
>>54713
The profile is for 100% pure things
I might consider doing lewd things though, but I dunno.
No.54734
>>54727
Your resistance only makes NTR scenes hotter.
No.54736
No.54737
>>54736
>not liking NTR
>being so beta that you identify as the cuck instead of the bull
r9k pls go
No.54738
>>54737
Anon I'm calling you a cuck for liking such a shit tier fetish
No.54742
>>>54738
>>immediately thinking someone else is a cuck 'cause you are one
>>maximumbetadetected.jpg
No.54745
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>>54714
As someone who doesn't know shit about Idolm@ster apart from having watched the Xenoglossia anime, but that hardly counts mind explaining what is so mary sue about Hosii Miki? She looks kawaii.
No.54748
>>54745
Let us recap and we're gonna keep it brief. Not really
1: Right off the bat shes some kind of fucking monster super idol. Atleast in the anime. "Hey, I've never done this choreography before. Show it to me once and I'll memorize it!" which later turns into: "I nap seven times a day."
2: She speaks like a fucking idiot. Like imagine a 90s catgirl cranked up to 11. It's that bad. "Hanii, Will you take Mikimiki out on a date nano?"
3: She asks the most loaded question in anime history about halfway through: "producer hanii can mikimiki join ryuuguu komachi if she works hard" "huh yeah sure whatever miki im on the phone"
4: Following 3: She gets depressed when her loaded question fails : "So I can join Ryuuguu Komachi right?" "The fuck are you even on Miki who told you you could join my unit"
5: following 4, she leaves the company for an episode because of this. When your nearly top billed in a small company you cant really do this, as it would cause catastrophic results
6: In one of the games she leaves the company and joins the rival company because The president ate her fucking Lunch. He could have replaced it, but no, she just went straight up "I HATE YOU ALL IM LEAVING IM BECOMING ENEMY"
7 and 8: 7 is 8 practically, as I found the anime to be Poorly written at times. Here's what we got:
During the Evening, (Miki and Producer / Haruka and producer) were (Walking home / Working at a studio for a play), when dumbass (runs into the road because theres a dog there / comes up to Haruka and Producer and pisses Haruka off), then which (A speeding truck is coming / Haruka gets upset, backing up but almost falling in a hole) in which Producer jumps forward and (gets hit by the fucking truck / pushes Haruka aside only to fall in the open stage floor door), in which he is hospitalized.
Take every first option in that paragraph to get near the end of the Miki route in Xbox 360, which is 7, or take every second option to get 8, which is near the end
and that is why Hoshii Miki is a bad character.
No.54749
>>54748
>2: She speaks like a fucking idiot. Like imagine a 90s catgirl cranked up to 11. It's that bad. "Hanii, Will you take Mikimiki out on a date nano?"
That's like every idol type character
No.54751
>>54748
That doesn't really sound like Mary Sue to me apart from the who memorizing everything perfectly part.
Sounds just like wacky anime cliche character number three thousand and six.
No.54752
>>54751
To be fair, I think he's trying to claim that in spite of being a terrible character the characters in the… show? game? whatever, the rest of the cast still treat her like she's not a vapid and braindead piece of shit, and that's what makes her a Mary Sue - that she gets a pass on whatever.
No.54754
>>54752
She, but yes. Thats exactly it.
>>54749
Not really. Theres maybe 2 other idols I can think of that do that too but they arent as obnoxious, and nobody else in the main cast has a verbal tic like miki's "nano" - one said other idol isnt even from the same series.
>>54751
The big thing is in 3-5, 6, 7 and 8, those are all rather major things. The big problem is she's kinda like Dr. Robotnik in this sense - Eggy encapsulates animals, destroys the environment and does flat out genoside and when compared to his near-similar from Capcom, Dr. Wily, The only real difference is Dr. Wily actually goes to jail for his actions where we get little to no hint that Eggman goes to jail at all - Miki is kinda like a kawaii uguu eggman in that sense where she does all this stupid shit and gets away with it.
Oh,and she's also an author favorite in the anime so Shes in way too many episodes, and it just makes her seem more sue-ish
tl;dr miki is a piece of shit dont like her you're letting the terrorists win
No.54755
>>54754
>She, but yes.
Eh, same difference.
>Not really. Theres maybe 2 other idols I can think of that do that too but they arent as obnoxious, and nobody else in the main cast has a verbal tic like miki's "nano" - one said other idol isnt even from the same series.
Admittedly can't give examples since I don't really partake in most media that involves idols to a large extent, and the main thing that's coming to mind when I think of the term are the fucking terrible divas of Macross Frontier. I can't think of any likable idol characters at all either though.
No.54756
>>54754
>The only real difference is Dr. Wily actually goes to jail for his actions where we get little to no hint that Eggman goes to jail at all
Different setting though, Wily runs amok in a civilized world whereas Eggman's plots all took place in remote tropics far from civilization, South Island in the first two games and then the Floating Island in 3 and Knuckles.
No.54757
>>54755
Azusa Miura
>>54756
yes but after the second time you'd think they'd get someone to watch over him with house arrest.
Wait, maybe thats what happened with Knuckles… Nevermind.
No.54759
>>54757
Man, now I'm imagining Knuckles watching over Eggy, only for him to trick Knux into thinking Sonic's just being a douche (which admittedly he probably is) and Egg's done nothing wrong. It's like a bad sitcom waiting to happen.
No.54760
>>54759
>bad sitcom waiting to happen.
Sonic Boom?
No.54761
>>54760
Nah, that's just the story of the incredible flying Knuckles
No.54762
>>54757
>Azusa Miura
Not sure who that is, but again, the only idols I can think of are the Macross ones, who now I think about it are all terrible - the Frontier girls of course are torture to listen to, Mylene was the only painfully bad part of 7, and Minmei was, well, Minmei.
No.54764
>>54762
Idolmaster. Check her out though, she's waifu material and very hnnnng-ey
No.54766
>>54764
What's Idolmaster even about? Just a producer and a bunch of idols, or what?
No.54774
>>54588
>>54591
I'm making a guide with some general profile tips and it might be helpful to you guys, and anyone else really
https://www.f-list.net/c/profile%20tips/
It's still incomplete since I got kinda busy, but hopefully I'll finish it soon
>>54710
Cute. I find the profile a bit visually empty though, since you don't have much text and aligned it to the left there's a huge chunk of empty blue to the right. I think it'd look better if you put a nice big inline image in the centre (you'd need to remove the background or make it a circle or something so it looks better), and centred the text either above or below it, possibly in a different colour like yellow.
But I kinda agree with what >>54714 said. She's too perfect, you need to give her some sort of flaw for her to seem 'human' because being perfect makes her seem more like a 'puppet' without a real personality. She honestly seems like a robot on the inside, which would make for an awesome plot-twist.
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/SoYouWantTo/DevelopCharacterPersonality
The concept itself is bound to be really popular though, I find there's plenty of guys looking for a more romance-based story.
No.54778
>>54766
think a visual novel with minigames to raise your idol's status for monster rancher-esque idol cockfights.
but otherwise yeah your a producer that produces idols
No.54800
>>54778
Ah, never much cared for the combat system of Monster Rancher, so I'll pass.
No.54804
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Oh boy time for a load of my shit opinions
>>54774
>Cute. I find the profile a bit visually empty though, since you don't have much text and aligned it to the left
I did that mostly because the profile feels reeeeeeeeeally small if I allow it to word wrap instead, I might go and center it though
>there's a huge chunk of empty blue to the right.
>using blue theme
;^)
>I think it'd look better if you put a nice big inline image in the center (you'd need to remove the background or make it a circle or something so it looks better),
I'm not a fan of inline pictures to be honest. I like cozy confined minimalist profile layouts that still feel organized.
I was using >>54727 as an Inline for a while but I cut it out. I always hated it when people did stupid Icon Mosaics, and for the most part I still don't like them.
>and centered the text either above or below it, possibly in a different colour like yellow.
I'm 100% against changing the colour of text because I us the light theme. And reading other colours on white hurts my eyes.
>She's too perfect, you need to give her some sort of flaw for her to seem 'human'
Well she obviously isn't 100% perfect, my profile is just littered with hyperbole. **
>because being perfect makes her seem more like a 'puppet' without a real personality.
I've always hated this argument because it implies that there aren't 1-dimensional boring people in the world
No.54832
>>54804
>I've always hated this argument because it implies that there aren't 1-dimensional boring people in the world
To be fair, do YOU enjoy spending time with those kind of people?
No.54860
>>54832
When they're cute and their whole dimension is loving me, yes.
No.54861
No.54872
>I'm not a fan of inline pictures to be honest. I like cozy confined minimalist profile layouts that still feel organized.
That doesn't rule out in-lines. Take a look at https://www.f-list.net/c/Tsukimiya%20Ringo/ for example. It's minimalistic, has even less text that yours and doesn't look empty.
>I was using >>54727 as an Inline for a while but I cut it out.
That image isn't very good for an in-line. It's squared and doesn't blend in with the profile, it even has the windows border..
>I've always hated this argument because it implies that there aren't 1-dimensional boring people in the world
No, it doesn't, and your character isn't a real person. A character is 100% is what the writer wants, regardless of how many people are boring IRL.
No.54890
>>54864
>implying there is something wrong about being white
JIDF pls go
No.54898
I'm a total altaholic, but mostly it's stumbling across some inspiring new artwork or having a new idea or new kink/fixation that gets me making new characters. I also like the act of designing profiles!
Here are the two characters I've been playing most often, recently:
https://www.f-list.net/c/thoraal
https://www.f-list.net/c/ramona%20the%20prey
No.54942
>>54898
I am debating on whether to contact you on your delicious brown girl account. Have a bit of thing with them right now. I have a character for adventure but I am unsure if I can hit all of your "Oh Yeah" favorites…
No.54980
Are you a man? Do you like fucking other mans? Then come fuck my man.
https://www.f-list.net/c/chase%20pharris/
No.55007
>>54942
Send me a note, and mention you saw the profile here. Faves aren't mandatory, by any means!
No.55036
New character(s)! Not sure what direction to take them in. Whenever I'm bored I find myself opening the profile and adding some new info, or playing around with the formatting. I think I'm OK with the current layout. Haven't started working on the kinks just yet, though I want to load up on customs. Mostly because I'm a snob and think a custom for "Anal" is more creative than the hard-coded Anal kinks. For example.
https://www.f-list.net/c/slush%20and%20cinder
Let me know what you think, and what you'd improve on!
I'm not the only one to just find art and want to play the characters involved, am I?
No.55065
https://www.f-list.net/c/vauun/
Dumb fucking snow leopard
I want to improve this character slowly, I'd appreciate honest criticism on his background and what else I could add.
No.55082
>>55065
You realize your profile looks like stretched crap anyone without a huge-ass monitor has to scroll sideways to read, don't you?
No.55083
>>55065
>Honest criticism
>gets ass mad as fuck whenever anyone tells him he's incorrect.
Pls Vauun do I need to find Alice again?
No.55084
>>55083
I don't think you can, Mr. Banny-pants :^)
>>55082
How 'too' big is it? I could easily resize it
No.55090
>>55084
>Implying it isn't piss easy to make another account. Again.
And it's just really fucking wide from your inlines.
No.55091
Is there any way I can get text on the left of an inline image? Halp please
No.55124
>>55091
this is what i desire. any ideas?
No.55126
>>55084
I could literally see only half of the picture (and the typed info), and the fav+yes list. They're pretty pictures, they were just too big.
No.55127
>>55124
Not right now, f-list doesn't support an align code. The only way to do this at the moment is to make the text and the picture both into an inline picture (kind of like a screenshot with text and your picture pasted next to it) and upload it that way. But it looks hideous to anyone who isn't using your same color theme, so the only way this would work across the board would be if you used a black-surrounded-by-white font and had a transparent background, and it'd still look weird.
No.55146
Would be interested in your thoughts on my profile(s):
https://www.f-list.net/c/lord%20of%20orks/
Mainly playing monsters (orks, goblins, etc.) and perverted human men.
I guess I should feature some individual characters on the profiles - e.g. an ork shaman, goblin slave trader etc. and work on the custom kinks / overall look of the profiles
No.55148
>>55146
Delicious brown elves.
I have no meaningful feedback to give, sorry. I find "perverted human men" dull, they're a dime a dozen.
No.55150
File: 1443729091543.jpg (789.27 KB, 726x1000, 363:500, 1c3dc686543b3d6bc22bf8a43a….jpg)

>>55146
Now there's a blast from the past. I had no idea you were still around! You gonna get a note.
No.55152
>>55147
I'd say something about how you're too eager to please, but I think it'd be lost on you. Maybe you should get rid of inlines all together since it's still causing problems for my monitor. At least the bottom one is.
No.55153
>>55146
>a group of polite, eager to please orcs serving what may or may not be semen to their slutty mistresses
fetish acquired
i know this isn't what your profile is about, but dayum the world needs more nice orcs m8
No.55158
>>55147
You need to lower the width down to about 1000px at most.
No.55173
>>55172
My fellow titty monster. Even if I hate you.
No.55174
Please rate and tell me if I am doing it right.
https://www.f-list.net/c/James%20Keitaro
No.55176
>>55173
Now why would you hate me?
No.55177
>>55176
Eliminate the compeition.
No.55188
>>55148
Huh, I guess there are quite a few of those. I just wanted to provide a profile for something that is not necessarily monster related.
Maybe I could introduce some different "flavours" there as well - e.g. old lecherous man, perverted school teacher / headmaster, unassuming business man, pervy neighbour / landlord and so on
>>55150
Wow, I am glad you remember me so fondly. I'll send you a reply asap.
>>55153
That could definitely be a scene idea of sorts and some change from the more forced and domination heavy scenes.
No.55199
>>54890
i didnt say theres anything wrong with being white
im saying that the F-list white theme looks fucking awful
No.55200
>>54890
>Jews
>Not white
wut
No.55202
>>55188
>>55148 here. I'd like to clarify that "There's too many pervy men on F-List already" wasn't a criticism of your profiles. As pervy male profiles go, yours is more competent than a lot of the ones I have the misfortune of suffering through encounters with. I just find the trope kind of tiresome, and 9 times out of 10 when I see a pervy male profile I just close the tab immediately. I'm not saying I'd prefer a frigid male who has never even looked at a titty, but I personally would like to see more middle ground characters - not the pure, angelic innocence but also not complete and total lecherousness either. Perhaps the reason people don't play middle ground male characters is because they're boring when not played well. I dunno. I just feel like there must be some suitable compromise. </rant>
No.55203
>>55199
>the F-list white theme looks fucking awful
Looks better than "Crawling in my skin" Dark and "Atrocious Blue" Default theme
No.55204
File: 1443746654660.jpg (351.09 KB, 1440x779, 1440:779, Screen Shot 2015-10-02 at ….jpg)

>>55203
Learn CSS and make yourself a theme. I've already themed the chat, dunno if I really care to theme the site.
Happy to share the style for pic related if anyone wants it.
No.55211
>>55204
>Learn CSS and make yourself a theme
/tech/ pls, why would I do that when I am perfectly content with using light theme? That's actually stupid.
>all that black
I don't understand why anyone would do that, it looks edgy as fuck
No.55212
>>55211
I guess if you're absolutely convinced black = edgy then so be it. I guess I'm averse to white in the same way you're averse to black. I made it black because, due to being GMT, I mostly RP in the middle of the night. I found reducing the colours and contrast better on my eyes for all the night-time reading I do. Besides, it only took an evening. To each their own, I guess.
No.55216
>>55211
muh receipt paper white…so good on the eyes.
No.55225
>>55216
Sorry if living in your basement has been so awful on your eyes anon.
No.55244
What makes a good blue profile? I've always found it difficult to attract partners with blues, I can find partners for them but it's always more work and I have to do the majority of the approaching. How do I make a blue profile that lots of people will want to play with?
Hard mode: Without making it a trap.
No.55247
>>55244
Play as a muscular gay furry
BOOM! partners out the ass
No.55252
>>55244
Demon
Pregnancy Obsessed
Muscular
Any of these three or a combination will get you plenty of scrubs.
No.55282
>>55244
That depends on if your blue prefers to fuck pinks or other blues.
Generally, human blues have a hard time because they tend to be generic and lame as fuck. If your blue looks like he could be the protagonist of a mainstream anime, you're in for a bad time on F-List.
Non-humanoid blues tend to get a lot more action than humies. If you're hellbent on playing a humanoid, at least make him an orc or an elf or something. If you really can't stand playing anything but a human, at least give him some fantastic features, like tentacle dicks coming out of his asshole or the ability to make tits bigger by blowing into someone's nipples. Just don't try going the "Tom is just an average guy" route, basically.
If you're looking for blue-on-blue action, the musclegut archetype is a lot more in demand than ottermodes or skinnyfats. Having a big dick helps regardless of your blue's orientation.
No.55288
>>55203
blue master race, bitch
none of the other themes comes close
>>55174
>fat otaku
think you're doing it right, there's another user who has that sort of character in /erp/, if i could find his profile you should check it out, it looks really well made.
No.55296
>>55288
>>55174
Feels weird to shill someone else's character but I've seen him post so many goddamn times in erpg
https://www.f-list.net/c/enzo%20marcone/
Sloppy nerd otaku who's apparently kinda good
No.55304
>>55203
>Crawling in my skin
>implying it isn't easy on the eyes when you're browsing profiles or noting people at 3 in the morning
No.55308
>>55296
Doesn't look the same, the one i saw had RPG like stats on it and looked far more interesting, but after looking at the images it does seem like it's his account afterall
If the owner of the character sees this, do you by any chance still have the code of your former layout?
No.55315
>>55244
As a pink that primarily plays with blues, my interest in a partner is heavily tied to how creative they are with scene ideas. If I’m going to have to suggest every tiny detail in a scene under the pretence of ‘the girl should have her way’ they are free to visit the trash can whenever they want. Meanwhile, if a blue already has interesting scenes on their profile and are happy to share some ideas I’m going to be way more interested.
On the rare occasions I’ve played a blue it’s been the same. People have always been far more interested in my profiles when they have a list of potential scenes to check over. A variety too. Even if you are just after quick ‘let’s fuck’ set ups, I’m way more likely to do it with someone who I already know is creative.
No.55316
>>55308
I don't think he hangs here but I know for sure that he's always in the /erpg/ thread in halfchan's /soc/. Ask there.
No.55319
>>55304
>browsing F-list at 3am
Whats it like being a NEET anon? Its been so long I've forgotten what its like.
No.55320
>>55315
>>55244
Building on this: steal some from here. https://www.f-list.net/c/scene%20ideas/
Just extrapolate a little bit, simple as can be. Really, if you've written a decently saucy description, have some scenarios and a nicely cropped profile picture you're miles ahead of most. Keep it neat and tidy! The quicker they get you, the better the odds of them sending you something. For sheer exposure, try posting an add or chatting in a room that interests you.
No.55383
I've been on a bit of a binge lately.
https://www.f-list.net/c/Jue%20Li
https://www.f-list.net/c/mazzi/
https://www.f-list.net/c/vanessa%20clarke/
Validation please.
I'm just wondering if I'm doing anything massively bad, wrong, or badong.
No.55386
>>55383
I'll say, right off the bat, the character info section is really lacking.
Stuff like character height, hair color, eye color, it's all really important and it's good to be able to see it at a glance.
No.55388
>>55386
Cool, thanks. I have missed quite a few; I hit the basics I look for (gender, orientation, dom/sub pref) but since I don't really check the rest regularly I overlooked them.
No.55389
>>54737
>identifying as the cuck or the bull
>not the female
I mean there's beta and then there's BETA
No.55390
>>55389
>I mean there's beta and then there's BETA
No.55391
https://www.f-list.net/c/ryuko%20yoshida/
loli, daughter of a crime lord, loves to torment her bodyguards and attendants
No.55482
Got a week to kill.
The Council:
https://www.f-list.net/c/reis/
General smut really. Corruption, Minorish transformation borderlining bimbofying, Pregnancy play. Most other generally lewd things are hella fine too.
https://www.f-list.net/c/galatas
Sort of Kink oriented. Drug play, heavy/realistic addiction play, realistic corruption, blackmail and other things.
https://www.f-list.net/c/veruca
Submission stuff. Tender sort of domination wanted, possible role reversal, receiving blackmail, getting branded/tattooed, possibly mind breaking.
https://www.f-list.net/c/gatete
Arbitrary roughness, farming scenes, noncon, breeding, pet/animal play, and branding.
https://www.f-list.net/c/ogreis
Jungle boogie~ Language barrier, Tribal scenes, pregnancy, feminization, bimbofication, possible gangbang stuff, enslavement and incest.
https://www.f-list.net/c/holly%20cameltoe/
Furbait I've been toying around with. Pretty much everything that Reis has except with a Christmas theme to it. Of course, you can just throw the christmas stuff out of the window for a somewhat sexually aggressive reindeer in common scenarios.
No.55494
https://www.f-list.net/c/Tophy
For all your blind loli needs. I'm pretty dirty.
No.55502
>>55494
>Toph
>Foot play on MAYBE instead of being in Yes or Fave
FUCK YOU
No.55508
No.55509
>>55502
Footfags are cancer, get fucked brah
No.55562
>>55482
Auntie says hi. You hot quad-dicked ass.
No.55571
>>55509
I bet you play shemales, scum.
No.55573
>>55571
Not going to lie, Foot fetishists are probably the most awkward mother fuckers I've ever had the displeasure of text fucking. I get some bits of it. It's hot. Suck my toes and drag your tongue between the digits, taste the rank sweat. Inhale the stench of my unwashed foot as your grind your nostrils into the ball of my foot, marking your face in it. Stuff the soaked, heavy socks into your mouth and suckle the filthy grime directly out of the fabric whilst fucking yourself to the depravity of it all. Lick the sole clean, muttering how its a pleasure to keep such a lovely looking foot spotless of grime and filth. That's hot.
Being told they want to wear cum-soaked socks and shoes just sends a disgusting shiver up my spine. How they honest to god think slapping the sides of some thick dick with -leather sole boots- and jerking it, would do anything besides shred the fucking piece of flesh into oblivion from the coarseness is beyond me.
Sweater soaked in cum? Crusted and old dried jizz slathered across their skin? Absolutely lovely. Wearing shoes and socks so every step you take is squicking with cum? I'm fine not hearing about that, kay.
No.55586
Hey.
https://www.f-list.net/c/clarabel%20florence
I wanted to hear you guys opinions on this. I know it's not very good, and I'll try working on it more, but for now I want to know if you think the layout is nice on the eyes. It's pretty simple I know, but I think it's easy to read. Also, what do you guys think about the OOC info? Too much? Too little? Does it make me look like a creep? Does it make me look like a no self-esteem annoying little shit?
Thank you in advance.
No.55588
>>55586
I'd likely omit the OOC part, it's something that most people would pay attention to honestly. It also paints a bit of a pessimistic picture, which could deter some people too.
As for your character, I think she sounds cute, she's very bubbly too! Your writing is fine, but it's a bit basic and simplistic; that'll refine over time so don't fret over that!
No.55594
>>55573
Foot fetishists = / = Shoe fetishists
No.55601
https://www.f-list.net/c/lola%20lightning/
Still working on somethings, but this is what I got so far.
No.55607
>>55605
Aww geez thanks anon~
No.55632
>>55588
Looking back at it, I agree. It was a bit too gloomy and negative. I did get a message on chat from someone who liked it though.
I decided to keep it because there are some things there I really deem important, but it is much more tame. I think it is in a good place now.
No.55667
Lofty, disinterested rich shoolgirl class rep with a tsun:dere ratio of 8:2.
Also girlfeet fetish. Constructive criticism also much appreciated!
https://www.f-list.net/c/kurokawa%20eri
No.55668
>>55667
Why not just say 4:1?
No.55669
>>55668
Because I'm a lame that likes the number 10.
No.55671
>>55667
Now when you say girl feet fetish do you mean she has for other girls or she likes it when people do stuff with hers?
No.55686
>>55671
Both. Heavy preference on the former however.
No.55689
File: 1444072387693.jpg (60.68 KB, 500x689, 500:689, 5368c0dfce46709fc85a09ffc4….jpg)

Just started the profile so it's still a little small, but I'll happily look over any notes sent!
She's a cute schoolgirl eager to make you happy in any way she can!
https://www.f-list.net/c/ai%20evans
No.55691
>>55689
Cute art and while it's not anything original, I love seeing some simple cheery characters! Once you flesh it out it'll be easy to get some play~
No.55697
http://profiles.rphaven.com/Edtra
I don't have any set characters that I play I can play a broad spectrum of sizes, shapes, and ages.
Most of the time I'm submissive and stick with playing women. Sometimes branch out and play as dom or as men, just ask if it interests you.
I do enjoy reference pictures (I do have a bunch, mostly real pics, some drawn)
Can contact me through skype or AIM/YIM @ Karaangel*90* (Remove the *** from both sides)
No.55761
>>55697
I apologize for us never being able to finish that RP we had planned out.
No.55792
>>55689
I'm very interested in adorable romance! Kissy-kissy lovey-dovey stuff abounds!
No.55807
>>55174
>>55296
Found his profile while snooping another thread https://www.f-list.net/c/richard%20courval
Dunno if any of you are still interested.
No.55810
Haven't whored out my profile in one of these threads in awhile, so why not.
https://www.f-list.net/c/jotham/
Shoot a message if you want, or f-chat, or something.
No.55827
File: 1444170372189.jpg (108.06 KB, 850x664, 425:332, sample_51750f594142d7984b3….jpg)

https://www.f-list.net/c/aiko%20takara/
I have like 6 samurai profiles now, someone send help
No.55880
Pls send me notes /erp/ i'm desperate
https://www.f-list.net/c/fiera%20rasendgard/
Pure knightwaifu who is willing to do everything but vaginal for the sole purpose of procreation cus that's unholy.
https://www.f-list.net/c/a%20pack%20of%20canines/
A pack of canines for depraved rutting. Or maybe gentle petting with snout kisses and licking. Followed by depraved rutting.
No.55884
https://www.f-list.net/c/a%20passing%20traveller/
It's been a while since I've posted anyone here. Have my pseudo-character that serves as a profile hub, just open the drop-down and look through the different sections to see everyone. I'm usually on Traveller in chat as opposed to any of the characters, so reach me there or in notes if you wanna play. Or just critique my characters instead, if that's your kinda thing.
No.55889
>>55807
all these sloppy nerds are still surprisingly varied
No.55899
>>55827
Natsuo Kimiko is that you?
No.55922
>>55899
Nice doubles
and yes, that is me.
No.55960
>>55922
Nice dubs as well, still need to set something up with you when you are in the mood.
No.56010
https://www.f-list.net/c/jacolyn/
Yup, I made a character of halfchan's new board-tan.
I liked her design and the bits and pieces of backstory that have been thrown around.
No.56032
Anyone know the demographics for /co/ related canon play on F-List?
Are all the female players futa obsessed or would guy characters have a chance?
Pondering making profiles of these two guys after doing some binge reading lately. I love inverted Sabretooth, he's such a fun concept even if he's just a more bara Logan now.
No.56037
>>56032
If you're blue and not a skilled femboy player, not a ton of hope for you. You can still go looking, but you're likely to find a bunch of powergirls who want to be raped.
No.56091
>>56037
I think I might be about to finally just give up ERPing simply because it's far too difficult to find good partners who want to play with a blue who isn't either an incredibly feminine sub or ridiculously masculine rape-machine. Every once in awhile I get a great partner and have a lot of fun, but the amount of effort I have to put into finding a partner is excessive. ERP is starting to become more work than play for me, so maybe it's time to move on.
No.56114
>>56091
Don't lose hope, bro.
I have pretty much only normal human blues and i can get some play quite frequently (with the obvious empty day or two every once in a while), think of it as separating the degenerates (the ones who fuck anything even resembling a female) from the actual good players (straight players).
No.56129
>>56091
I know the feeling exactly, but there'll be moments and people that make you reconsider. It's all about finding some good folks some way, some how.
>>56037
>If you're blue and not a skilled femboy player, not a ton of hope for you.
It's cute because my blues are all basically pretty dudes/femboys/traps. I have a few partners who seriously dig my stuff and try to get me out there, but in the end I'm cast aside because I'm not into male/male (it just does nothing for me, much like girl/girl) or because I'm not a furry. In the end, being a non-gay male on f-list is just playing on hard mode, regardless of how masculine or feminine your male is.
>>56114
It's also not letting stuff that's perpetuated on this board get you down. Elaborately written custom kinks and a tl;dr profile won't do shit for you if you're anything but a dickgirl or a super slutty pink, simply because most people won't actively read through a profile idling in the room unless they're approached by it. It's all about getting out there and actually interacting with people.
No.56131
salami grill moving in
jet steam can't melt goo dreams
https://www.f-list.net/c/myx/
No.56143
https://www.f-list.net/c/sova%20the%20arcanaloth
Haughty, fiendish foxgirl who is an expert mage and who might be summoned against her will. A lot of gender/body transformation, magically-inclined fetishes (mind control, magical forced commands, domination, body control, stuff like that.), costumes/outfits, BDSM-like fetishes amongst others.
Also skinsuits, but that is a rare fetish.
Can dom or sub. New to ERPing
No.56145
>>56143
>skinsuits
Top-tier fetish right there, though I don't think I'd be good at playing it.
No.56148
Hi, I'm Jeung-Myun. I'm a venomous, needle-tongued gutter-bitch but you'll love me anyway because that's what gets your dick hard.
Try a free sample, t-o-d-a-y!
https://www.f-list.net/c/little%20moon/
No.56219
https://www.f-list.net/c/mrs%20ranko/
Shameless canon profile for Ranko Saotome from Ranma 1/2
Mostly in the market for humiliating transformation, MILF-ification, and weight gain, but I'm always free to brainstorm ideas.
No.56226
>>56114
>>56129
>>56091
I'm always looking for good male characters to play with. My only stipulation is that I don't mess around with canon characters.
No.56228
>>56217
>Okami Amaterasu profile
>Species: Immortal Fox Deity
But Ammy-sama, how can we stop ourselves from making awoo jokes if you're not a wolf?
No.56229
>>56217
Ridiculous long shot, but…do you happen to play on Skype?
No.56230
No.56231
>>56229
Foxes >>>>>> Wolves>Deal with it nerd
Honestly I'm really just using the name and pictures, I don't actually know shit about the game or the ancient legend
Meaning its just like 99% of canon profile on F-list
>>56228
Nope, sorry.
>>56230
Yes, we have a bunch
/erp/ lounge
/tg/ chat
8chan /erp/
No.56233
>>56226
That seems to be a general mindset and it really disheartens me.
If I'm writing original content its usually… content. Not porn. I get off from enjoying my favorite waifus in sexual situations. Hard to find without huge futa dicks and bitchbreakers though, especially on F-List. I remember when AOL chatrooms used to have stuff and there were more general RP outlets online. Those were the days…
No.56249
>>56217
I have a shota character that I'd love to play out a pregnancy scene with you. Mind if I toss you a message on F-List?
No.56253
>>56226
Well then, link us to your profile then, i've got quite a few non-canon characters
>>56250
Can you add your character's penis size in his info? It's a bit of a turn-on to see how small/big they are compared to the character i want to play them with.
No.56264
>>56250
Bookmarked your character, cyute as fuck.
No.56265
>>56249
Wwats the worst that could happen
No.56271
https://www.f-list.net/c/kristin%20akane/
Description is forever a WIP, but I found a very good partner in one of these threads, so why not…
No.56278
https://www.f-list.net/c/alryda/
If you are daring enough to approach someone as disgustingly bad at Arr Pea as me, then I welcome most.
No.56290
>>56253
>>56148 is my profile, since you asked.
No.56307
>>56264
Thanks!
>>56253
>Can you add your character's penis size in his info?
Added dick specs per your request.
I accidentally mixed up diameter and length the first attempt too.
No.56314
>>56129
> In the end, being a non-gay male on f-list is just playing on hard mode, regardless of how masculine or feminine your male is.
I don't know, I mostly play only straight males and I'm actually pretty overwhelmed with just how much RP I've gotten, like to the point that some days I just decide not to because I have so many partners who want to.
No.56316
>>56314
>I mostly play only straight males and I'm actually pretty overwhelmed with just how much RP I've gotten, like to the point that some days I just decide not to because I have so many partners who want to.
I don't believe you, post your profile.
No.56320
>>56314
This is actually possible, but only if you're willing to make characters that cater to specific fetishes and desires. General rule of thumb is that male characters get about 10% as much play as female characters.
No.56524
https://www.f-list.net/c/mistress%20valeen
Major work in progress, but I want to know if the interview segment isn't completely retarded and gives decent insight to the character while remaining interesting. I'm hoping it manages to give an idea of what sort of scenes I'm interested in, and that the custom kinks are sexual enough to balance with the rest of the profile. I personally find that most profiles that aren't focused on the character's sexual nature wind up rather boring, so I hope this manages to stray from that.
Source is Jingoku OD, by the way. I'd upload some gifs to the profile but my internet is beyond shite for the next week.
No.56656
How can you resist a mother's love? You can't. It's impossible for someone like you- so you should just embrace it. Embrace your mother, and know the pleasures of rotting flesh, diseased holes and wretched, violent sin. With a loving, guiding embrace, you will be raised to spread the name of the Mother Ana, unholiest of abominations.
And you will be thankful for every moment of it.
No.56657
No.56697
https://www.f-list.net/c/princess%20anastasia/
Really want to update this profile, as it's slowly slipped into my main. I hate the fact I use canon art for an OC, in particular. Also needs a more general, clearer rewrite. I feel like it's just 'look I can write good and kinda funny too put penises in me plz'
No.56701
https://www.f-list.net/c/lacey%20vadann
Don't message me if you aren't really literate or you're looking just for sex
No.56702
>>56701
I wish we would have gone through with our RP that we planned out like months ago.
No.56707
>>56702
Sorry! Nothing ever came of that, I remember.
Are you Rickert?
No.56713
https://www.f-list.net/c/mia%20arrima
Chubby vampire gal, but I don't focus too much on the vampire part during play.
Mostly on the chubby part, and the fact that she's a nurse and has gained a bit of a kink for medical equipment.
No.56717
What sort of ratio should I expect for views/bookmarks? I'm currently at 5 bookmarks and 41 views, and it's a bit depressing. Only 12% of visitors like my profile and I'd like to get it up to 20%, any ideas?
No.56718
>>56717
For most of my characters I don't really get anymore than a 1/20 bookmark/view ratio, but it really depends on the character (and gender) you're playing.
Bookmarks and views are a pretty poor way of determining popularity anyway, since over half of your bookmarks will never approach you regardless of what happens.
No.56719
>>56718
Do you ever feel embarrassed/ashamed to have a really kinky and weird profile and have people visiting you and stuff? that's what kills me
No.56720
>>56719
Nah, that's what F-list is for. But then again, I'm fairly vanilla with most of my characters.
No.56724
Hi. Group's not meeting tonight and I'm lonely. ._.
https://www.f-list.net/c/francine%20novikov/
No.56730
>>56717
The thing to remember is that the view count goes up anytime someone refreshes, so if the same person looks at your profile multiple times, including you yourself, that ups the count each time.
No.56731
>>56719
I kinda do but then I realize that normies dont fucking understand you can have a fetish in an rp and its not something you'd ever even consider IRL
No.56732
>>56717
Bookmarks are L I T E R A L L Y W O R T H L E S S. They mean fuck all in the grand scheme of things. I had a character who had at least 58 bookmarks, and the only people who contacted him were friends of mine. People often bookmark to keep tabs on profile layouts, custom kinks, characters they MAY have interest in playing with but absolutely forget about (Since bookmark lists are tucked aside), or to check out their status updates for schadenfreude or curiosity. Other people are just hella spaghetti. In the end, don't worry about it. Worry more about the people you talk to and do stuff with directly. It's much better that way!
>>56314
>I mostly play only straight males and I'm actually pretty overwhelmed with just how much RP I've gotten
Ya know I see people say this (and generally play the exception card) a lot, but I rarely see proof of it. I mean it doesn't matter in the big picture, but you're clearly lightning striking the same point five times. The general f-list user will find that playing males and finding partners is moderately to ridiculously difficult unless you, as the other anon said, cater to specific fetishes or have a very 'generic exotic' character such as a brutish furry with a giant dick or some kind of caricature of masculinity.
>>56719
Yeah, but that just shows that you aren't an absolutely twisted person beyond saving. Try not to worry about it too much. There's always someone into weirder shit than you.
No.56733
>>56732
>to check out their status updates for schadenfreude or curiosity
I'm somewhat guilty of this there's an Anon here who plays a futanari version of a BlazBlue character whose status updates are delightfully hot. I totally intend to make something to play with her someday though, really!
No.56740
>>56707
Yup it's me Rickert, I understand though. Life gets in the way, things change and such. I'm surprised you remembered me!
No.56741
>>56713
Sent you a note, love chubby characters.
No.57024
At this point I have so many profiles that I use random numbers to decide which ones to post. Feel free to browse through the other ones I have, though. If you want to contact me, Pramani is your best bet.
https://www.f-list.net/c/lady%20haelioni
Paladin of lawful hot snu-snu and servant of the Goddess of "Just don't be a dick and we're cool."
https://www.f-list.net/c/pramani%20uprimny
Succubus who is contractually obligated to stay neutral good. Pretty carefree. Enjoys a good glass of wine, long walks on the beach, fat cocks in her holes, and cuddling.
https://www.f-list.net/c/befriese%20eylagia
Hella neurotic white mage looking for a big, strong tank to support. If you like busty Tomoko-types, try hanging out with her for a while.
https://www.f-list.net/c/lorraine%20avental
Christmas cake centaur maid. Hold her hand and whisper sweet nothings into her ear while tapping that sweet, sweet horse pussy.
https://www.f-list.net/c/kumiko%20bouteki
The oni MILF who lactates liquor, although she acts more like a nee-san than anything else. Fond of good-natured bullying and laughing long and loud.
No.57025
https://www.f-list.net/c/insatiable%20undead/
Idea behind the profile is pretty obvious from the name alone. I keep having the itch to delete it entirely and start with something new using the same general concept.
No.57027
>>57024
>check out profiles
>find /ss/ domme centaur in the list
my dick
No.57028
>>57027
"Domme" isn't really the word I'd use for Ryokuna. She's really just a big tough westaboo nerd.
No.57029
>>57028
I just use it for female dominants, really! Either way, would gladly be her subby trap femboy.
No.57033
>>57024
>Christmas cake centaur maid. Hold her hand and whisper sweet nothings into her ear while tapping that sweet, sweet horse pussy.
Never been with a character that has animal parts so i'm pretty damn inexperienced, well there was this spider chick who i played with a few times but it sucked, i do have a bit of a kink for centaurs, should i approach or would i embarrass us both?
Also, kind of a long shot but avental? You portuguese/brazilian?
No.57036
>>57033
Feel free to hit me up. And no, not Portugese. It was a variant I made up out of Hestia/Vesta, the Greek/Roman goddesses of the home and hearth.
No.57039
>>57036
Will do as soon as i have some time, and avental means apron so seeing as your character's a maid i just put 2 and 2 together.
No.57044
https://www.f-list.net/c/city%20of%20monsters
Working on something new. Survival RP inspired by Parasite In City, with rules and all that. Critique or post ideas or whatever. Dice Pool based custom system. Looking for potential survivors to try and escape the city, or fall to its inhabitants.
No.57046
https://www.f-list.net/c/bertrand%20weaver
Shota mage has a run-in with death and finds himself to be mysteriously immortal. Looking for some interesting story roleplays with a more motherly type, but a one-shot /ss/ is fine too. Open to new ideas or bouncing ideas off someone in a note.
No.57048
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>>57046
>shota wizard into /ss/ and pregnacy
I am obligated to suck your dick now just to let you know
I have a really similar character but he ets no play. I wish you luck
No.57049
>>57048
Feel free to toss me a note. I'm still working off the rust of my writing but I think it's at least a decent enough standard to bump some uglies for now.
I can be picky at times so hopefully this gets some play, if not oh well
No.57051
>>57049
Being picky isn't what gets people no play, its simply being a shota.
Your character is set to Bi though so you might get more interest though.
No.57052
>>57051
It's mostly meant to be a straight shota character but I can toy with the idea of a futa or guy if the partner is interesting enough.
No.57065
Since my original characters are still under a heavy work in progress thing, I will share my canon ones first.
>Komaeda Nagito
https://www.f-list.net/c/komaeda-kun/
mercurial and unstable high school student. horribly complicated and contradictory as his actions represent the exact antithesis of the hope he attempts to embody. a nice and harmless person in most situations, sweet-hearted though his actios might seem bizarre. possible rapist according to some doujins.
>Aoi Asahina
https://www.f-list.net/c/shsl%20swimmer/
voluptuous-bodied professional swimmer. a bubbly and upbeat sweetie who likes donuts, swimming, swimsuits, dicks, chicks, beaches and more donuts. donuts!
>Chihiro Fujisaki
https://www.f-list.net/c/shsl%20programmer/
sweet, but anxious young boy who crossdresses and acts as a shy female to hide his own true gender. he is insecure and has a deep desire to become stronger to protect those he likes. possibly packing something big. who knows?
>Nozomi Toujou
https://www.f-list.net/c/nontan/
enjoys groping, hitting on her fellow band members, being a pervert with substance in personality and cleavage. believes in tarot. also believes in the power of a titfuck.
>Hoppo
https://www.f-list.net/c/hoppo/
child abyssal. likes tits! and playing. has cute mittens and generally a cute existence. who wouldn't want her on their lap?
No.57067
>>54756
>Wily runs amok in a civilized world whereas Eggman's plots all took place in remote tropics far from civilization.
Except in the shit 3D games, the first of which ends with an entire city in ruins and Tails saying "Well, all's well that ends well!" because the furry shits just don't give a damn about collateral damage.
No.57069
>>57067
>Except in the shit 3D games, the first of which ends with an entire city in ruins and Tails saying "Well, all's well that ends well!" because the furry shits just don't give a damn about collateral damage.
What 3D games? The last Sonic game was Sonic & Knuckles in 1994, the series has been completely dead since then.
No.57075
https://www.f-list.net/c/zephaala/
Time to shill it seems. Somewhat short spacegoat, fairly friendly, open when it comes to kinks, can do either story or sex based scenes, give me a poke some time!
No.57076
>>57069
So for my unpopular opinion of the day: Sonic Advance 2 is the best Sonic game. Better than Sonic 3, and Sonic and Knuckles put together. Better than Sonic 2 as well. It has a better sound track, better level design, and controls smoother too.
No.57077
>>57075
I don't remember draeneis being this cute.
No.57083
why are we talking about eggman
well shit have an eggman
https://www.f-list.net/c/Eggman%20Empire
No.57091
>>57076
Admittedly didn't play Advance 2, Advance 1 was extremely disappointing so I figured 2 and 3 would be as well
>>57083
Man I like Eggy too much to think of this as anything but sad
No.57094
DId SoMEonE Say SOniC?!!!
https://www.f-list.net/c/originalthehedgehog/
Profile is a joke, but I am 100% serious when I say Shadow the hedgehog is my favourite sanic game.
No.57095
>>57094
>this profile
>this goddamn fav list
oh god.
No.57097
>>57095
The worst thing is that people actually message me looking for play
No.57100
>>57097
Do you give them the hedgecock?
No.57101
>>57100
I did once but I immediately felt disgusted with myself.
No.57108
>>57094
Points for the font, but it's not colored or using the Sub format, and you forgot the dozens of passive-aggressive customs and the gigantic inline image
You need to get out and play that so you can build up a collapse list for your breeding studs, your favorite partners, your pets, your "family", etc…
No.57120
https://www.f-list.net/c/kara%20tanikov/
A mech pilot that's seen enough action and enough death to be a little cold and detached. Plus she has to be tied down to pilot because you can't have someone flailing around in the cockpit whilst neurally operating a mech.
No.57133
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Wanted to make a misanthropic decker, wound up with a sexbot with a fair degree of baggage instead.
https://www.f-list.net/c/The%20Big%20O
No.57134
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>57133
>The big O
>not a giant robot
>no showtime puns
You had one job
No.57136
No.57137
>>57136
You don't have any kinks filled out anon, no one knows what you want to do.
No.57138
Macho Daddy Sanic
Sticks blunts in ass daily because fuck you mom
swag
No.57139
>>57134
>Fuck yes someone linked a Big O vid, time fo-
This video contains content from BandaiChannel, who has blocked it in your country on copyright grounds.
Welp :|
No.57140
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>57139
Its just the 2007 rebroadcast version of the opening
The original is better
No.57141
>>57140
It's more the spirit of the matter than anything. Thankfully this sexy video still works.
No.57142
>>57137
will fill 'em up as soon as i can and update here, i guess.
No.57154
No.57195
>>57134
I'm sorry. I ha to figure out a double-entendre hacker handle that encapsulated robots and prostitution. It was the best I could do.
No.57386
I am angry about nearly every aspect of my continued existence.
https://www.f-list.net/c/cassiopeia%20strange/
No.57408
>>57386
Nothing to get all crabby about~
No.57410
No.57413
No.57415
>>57413
Sorry, is it overdone now? I was the first to do it I think, but it sounds like other people have stolen my shtick to butter you up.
No.57588
There was a character in one of these threads that had this as a profile pic, except with different colored hair and either different colored or no markings on her face, is she here or does anyone have her profile on hand?
No.57604
>>57588
the previous thread is always linked in the OP of these threads, just go through them and see if you can recognize anything
No.57610
>>57410
>>That post length
I'll bookmark you and maybe one day I will work up the courage to contact you
No.57611
>Want to bookmark you
>Can't
Damn.
No.57612
No.57619
>>57611
>>57610
I assume you are the same person? I turned off my bookmarks because of trouble in the past. You can send me a note so I know what your profile is. <3
No.57621
>>57610
She's really quite fantastic~.
No.58105
No.58331
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http://f-list.net/c/caladbolg
You wouldn't fuck a sword, would you?
No.58696
Whatever. I am straight.
My main fetish is Pokephilia and Pokemon related RPs.
I have always liked the Idea of Blaziken's fucking human girls. Blame May for that.
This is one of my profiles. Brendan and his Blaziken Inferna.
The profile isn't near finished yet, I have just begun on Brendan's back story with a little me in there. That is the part about rock climbing, Bouldering have given me satisfactory results. The characters does not have to be canon characters, can be OC.
https://www.f-list.net/c/Brendan%20and%20Inferna/
No.58697
I made two new profiles, I'm not really proud of either of them
holy shit kill me
https://www.f-list.net/c/cauldroneer
https://www.f-list.net/c/friskqt
No.58790
>>58789
>its a "gay" shemale profile
No.58791
No.58793
No.58799
>>58791
>>58793
They're complaining about you only wanting shemales and herms. Mostly because they're salty about fucking preferences.
No.58800
>>58799
Oh, in that case ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Have more brown ass
No.58811
Would I be a horrible person if I made a profile for a gay deer anthro that is in ISIS?
No.58817
>>58811
Only if you actually enjoy the idea of being a furfaggot
If its ironic its totally kosher
see https://www.f-list.net/c/originalthehedgehog for example
No.58825
>>58817
I was more concerned about the ISIS part than the deer part, truth be told.
No.58826
>>58825
>Hating on ISIS
Maybe you're just not cut out for the Danger Zone
No.58827
https://www.f-list.net/c/aaron%20broadbottom/
Sorry the character's so odd. I'm not really posting this here to advertise (yet), so much as ask for help. I don't know how to really fill out this profile without looking dangerously autistic.
Also, I'm trying to come up with a title to give this character to make into an inline image which will be the header for the profile, but I can't think of anything. Can you guys suggest anything? I thought "The Big Bottomed Angel" at first, but I wasn't sure about that.
No.58829
https://www.f-list.net/c/m%20ruby%20montcroix/
A rich girl who prefers to work hard to earn her goals instead of being handed them arrives to a new school, looking for friends.
No.58954
https://www.f-list.net/c/michael%20aesteri/
This ain't weebshit, but it's shit none-the-less.
I just got back into the ERP scene from months of silence so I've yet to understand where I place on how trash I am at making characters again.
Hate me, it only makes me feel bad makes me stronger.
I'm not too particular on gender but if you resemble a dude more than you resemble a girl I don't think we're too compatible beyond bromance.
I'm garbage at thinking up original ideas right now, but if you've got something, I'm all ears.
No.59041
I'm back! (Sorta.)
Reptile fella lookin' for adorable times or some rough grumpy rivalries. Fantasy and Modern are both awesome, romance is prettymuch a must.
https://www.f-list.net/c/tempest%20the%20bangaa/
No.60248
Tossing out my characters. Feedback is always welcome, friend me or bookmark me.
First off is my favorite to play
https://www.f-list.net/c/gideon%20stormhoof/
An older bull who knows a thing or two. A real gentleman in the classic sense of the word who believes in long, slow, deep, tongue in the back of the throat kisses. Looking to become a father here recently.
https://www.f-list.net/c/viper%20advent/
A member of the Advent for an XCOM based Rp, but can fit other places. Snake tits. What else needs to be said?
No.61653
https://www.f-list.net/c/kantrilla
Second attempt at a character months after I made my first. Any input would be appreciated, because I'm rather new to this sort of stuff really. I'm hardly sure how to use the site.