Can we have an "unexpected turns" thread?
You know, for those times when you have a plan and something goes terribly wrong/right, or even those times you get more than you bargained for.
I'll start I guess:
>Try to whore myself in wow to try and make enough gold for tokens.
>Get to goldshire, first time whoring myself.
>Get up the stairs, find this lady who seems to take an interest in me.
>"I don't usually like women, but you're pretty."
>Spaghetty mode = Held.
>Anyway, things happen and I walk around some more.
>Meet with her later and she wants to give me a backrub.
>After a while she asks me to go to the woods with her.
>I comply.
>We find a nice spot and make a nice campfire.
>She hits me right on the fetish Cuddling and kissing while getting to know each other.
>I try to take it to lewder places (softly of course), thinking that that was what she wanted (she did buy me lots of wine after all), but she never picks it up (she did say she was a bit inexperienced).
>But I stop trying anything with her since she seems to be enjoying just flirting and asking questions.
>She really REALLY looks into it, so cute.
>She tells me over and over how she wants to meet me again and how happy she is.
>Promissed her a date since I loved it so much as well.
>MFW I'll never be a good whore.
>MFW she probably doesn't care as much as she shows.
Fuck…
yeah, I guess?
Anway, I think this i