No.55094
You know what really bothers me?
Lack of cowgirl RP, let alone ERP.
I love cowgirls, and I don't even mind anthro cowgirls like tauren and whatnot.
But no one seems to ever want to be a girl with cow ears and a tail that goes "moo"(doesnt have to be all the time, speaking normally is fine), at least not without some other extreme fetish like vore or scat.
So I was wondering, is there a woman out there who'd ERP as this? It's something I've never gotten the chance to do, even though its my favorite.
No.55096
Go to F-list, there's tons of really, really good Cowgirls!
Just kidding, the site killed my arousal for calling one of my favorite partners a Moo-slut.
No.55097
>>55096
>the site killed my arousal for calling one of my favorite partners a Moo-slut.
…w-what
elaborate
No.55099
>>55097
Hm? Ye Olde and I roleplayed where she was a cow-slut for.. bout a year? Lactated, branded, put in milking machines and made to be dutiful fluid dispenser. Was more a maid / foot rest Cow than your general barn style. Logs don't exist though.
And when you go to someone who's really great at being a cow, to someone who just goes "Moo" and acts like a mentally inept dunderlord, it just kind of kills your want to ever do it again.
No.55116
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>>55094
I’ve done loads of it over the years, usually playing fairly mature cows. I think the most fun scene I ever had was acting as a mentor for a younger cow to help her settle into a milking factory. Tender moments between oppressive milking demands. I’m sure she must have grown up to be a wonderful heifer by now. ♥
No.55117
>>55116
do you by any chance still have an f-list or know the younger's cow profile?
No.55135
No.55136
Cow girls are pretty great, but I mostly see them being played as ditzy cough dife cough or slutty for big dudes. I'm a fan of loving gentle stuff, mostly. I get my lactation play from a partner where we switch off being mom chars~
No.55139
>>55094
You could always suffer Dife.
No.55140
I play a cow girl, but it's a lot like the first type >>55136 describes.
Ditzy airheaded girls open to manipulation and abuse are just my type. I am sorry, /erp/-senpai.
No.55159
>>55139
>>55142
I can't tell if you guys are being mean or not
No.55160
>>55159
Dife is more-or-less everything wrong with everything on F-list. Ditzy airheads are cute. Mental retards are not.
No.55162
>>55160
I am not Dife, but I do think it's adorable how much contempt you have F-List, and how buttmad you are in general, given that you're banned from it.
Even when you're told that in fact it's people like you who are the problem and not other people, it's like you just don't listen. :^)
No.55163
No.55166
>>55116
Want.
Want so bad.
>>55136
>>55139
who's dilfe?
>>55140
Contact info? f-list? something? please…?
No.55168
>>55166
Cow girl player that switches between big breasted cow and loli version of the same char. Acts retarded and thinks it's endearing when most others think it's incredibly annoying.
No.55169
>>55168
>loli
>cowgirl
I never knew that I wanted this.
No.55170
>>55168
>most others think it's incredibly annoying.
Nah, just you bunch of turbo autists.
I think she's hot.
No.55184
>>55168
>check profile
>they're a lesbian
Well fuck.
No.55261
I have a lingering idea that may be relevant to your interests.
Basically it was going to be a story I wrote alone, but I don't have a round tuit for that.
A woman goes to work at a dairy, one that's supposedly cutting-edge and has big security to protect trade secrets.
She signs a confidentiality agreement and drinks a sample before going to bed in an employee bedroom. She wakes up lactating, and finds out about the fine print allowing the company to keep her confined to the compound until they trust her enough to not spill the secret that it's human breast milk. She's locked up in a milking station, with headphones to shut out the noise.(And feed her subliminal messages.)
Lactation, bondage, brainwashing.
Ideas that make for a three-part story with a twist each chapter, the above being the first.
No.55262
>>55261
Make it give her a cow ears and tail, cause maybe its a concoction with cow dna, and you have a deal.
No.55265
>>55262
The REAL question now is if you're brave enough to play such a depraved, broken down, and absolutely delicious woman turned cow girl, OP??
No.55266
>>55265
Oh sorry, I want to RP with the cow, not the other way around.
See my problem?
No.55275
>>55266
Suggester here, playing as the new cow actually puts me in a better position to bring out the plot twists that I had in mind for the second and third chapters.
I'm totally game if you want to represent the dairy for me.
https://www.f-list.net/c/wicked%20nightmare
No.55283
>>55261
Jesus Christ almighty, please archive the story once you're finished and post it like, in the thread or make your very own thread for it, i'm really interested in hearing it now.
http://pastebin.com/
No.55302
>>55283
Seconding this hard as I can, brainwashing is the best
No.55311
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>>55117
It was on second life. She disappeared after a WoW expansion came out. I don’t really have a cow profile, but that’s down to it being a universal fetish I have across all my characters. https://www.f-list.net/c/demmy%20lovings/ - my play times don’t often mesh well with people, neither does my fetish for social commentary and world building.
>>55168
No bullying moo moos.
>>55302
Cow brainwashing is the best. I played as a hell-factory during an apocalypse that was converting captured mortals into more useful things. Some of it got pretty rough, but there was always a slight cosy side hinted behind the horror. We ended it with the human moaning out with joy as she imagined all those implanted memories of eating grass in a wide open field. All while some mind ravaged bull monster bellowed obscenities down at her in a wild rut. One day I’ll find someone who enjoys playing factories so I don’t have to watch someone else have all the fun ~
No.55328
>>55311
If I had the slightest bit of confidence in being able to do it well for you I would
No.55333
>>55311
Hmm, perhaps a multi-purpose corporation that does all manner of shady and sexy things in the secrecy of pristine, well-guarded buildings?
That might make a good profile.
>>55283
>>55302
Fine I'll go buy a freaking tuit and try to get the rust off my solo writing skills. No absolute promises beyond that I have my word processor open now and have the introduction in mind.
No.55336
>>55333
do it anon, you've got our support <3<3<3<3
No.56836
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>Play nice, friendly cow girl whose breasts aren't RIDICULOUSLY huge but still pretty big
>Owns a small dairy farm with cows she adores like family
>Can't leave because of said cows
>Can't leave because she has little sisters to care for as their only guardian
>Adores her late father and resents, but doesn't hate, her mother for running off and doing whatever she wants, not even bothering to come home after daddy died
>Just wants friends and people to talk to because her life is boring and she's never actually gotten the opportunity to leave the immediate area
>Just wants people to tell her stories about the world because those are all she has
>Is again like the sweetest and most docile girl ever while still being able to care for herself and the place, and even has a cute little accent that isn't overblown
>All people want to do is pump and dump or break/enslave her and turn her into a baby factory
You guys would gently love a cute cow girl like that, right? I didn't do bad, right?
No.56837
>>56836
Is she prone to exhibiting Cowgirl behaviors like pressing her breasts against a man that she is fond of? Maybe even hinting at the interest of mating by pressing them harder than usual?
No.56838
>>56837
Not at first, but she'll gladly give you a bed to sleep in if you're passing by and just generally be a complete sweetheart who insists you get a week's worth of groceries used making a single meal for you every time you come to see her, and then hang on every word you say during it until she falls hopelessly in love with you after several such visits, at which point she'd start showering you with affection and praise and making bedroom eyes, and then after all of that, if you're making her impatient, yes, she would start being more physical and obvious about it.
No.56841
>>56836
That sounds lovely to me, really.
Just the idea of being taken cared by a cowgirl sounds nice.
No.56845
>>56841
She wants to make cute little chubby-legged daughters with you that laugh and scream and run around and adore their daddy like she and her sisters did.
No.56846
>>56845
Would make for a nice ending, as well.
I'm game.
No.56847
>>56838
Why can't I have nice things like this, Cow anon?
> visiting you at the ranch after my most recent adventure.
> Get cozy by the fire place at night and tell you stories about all of the different and exotic things outside of life in the farm. Warning: some stories may be 2spooky.
>Occasionally bring back souvenirs To gift to you as a subtle way to impress you enough to start to develop feelings for me.
>When we have dinner together you feed me a la Dragon Ball Z and I never get full or over weight, much to your delight.
> night time comes and I'm fast asleep on the floor after we play a couple card games and eat cheesecake. I'm so spent that you carry my body off to bed with my arm over your shoulder like some kind of cute crutch since you're shorter than me.
>You plop me on the bed, kiss my forehead and blow out the candle. >Wake up the next morning to the smell of eggs, sausage, grits, and coffee as we do it all over again!
Why, Cow anon? Why can't I have nice things like this?
No.56848
>>56847
>Implying she wouldn't heft you over a shoulder since you were passed out but intentionally hide the strength that comes with being what's essentially a female minotaur from you while you're conscious
>Implying she wouldn't ask you to do difficult but not too difficult heavy lifting so she could swoon over you with no risk of you being hurt
>Implying she wouldn't sit by your bed and watch you sleep, thinking about what could be for a few moments before kissing you and leaving
I am a master of cute fluff.
>>56846
https://www.f-list.net/c/maybelle%20swift/
I'm going to bed soon, so just leave a note or something, alright?
No.58651
>I'm logging off for a while, I don't know when I'll be back on Ushi, but I can say it'll be awhile. I have a pit in my stomach caused from things I'm very unhappy about that I'd rather just not deal with right now. If you need me, I'll be around. Just check any of the side panels, odds are I'll be on one of them. If you really need to talk to me here, nots are available. I'm really sorry about all of this. It's just… I need some time away. Maybe the pit will go away. So yeah, that's about it, I guess…"
Oh jesus yes I pray to the God's above this puts a hamper on Dife-tier retarded Cowgirls. It's fucking impossible to find one that has two brain cells to rub together.
No.58660
>tfw you don't have an adorable, idiot cowgirl to fuck apart
>tfw you don't get to hear her trying to communicate pleasure through moaning and variations on "moo"
>tfw you won't enjoy the absolute loving loyalty of a plump, milky she-moo
No.58678
>>58660
I-I'd be interested, if you wanted to kill Japs with me afterwards.
No.58687
>>58678
Tell me more, little moo. I come in Worst Gender (not including herms/futas) or either of the traditional
No.58688
>>58651
Did you fsuck with someone again, Fai
No.58691
>>58678
[1:45]Hole in One: this is what happens when you don't touch the cow
No.58692
>>58688
Actually no, I've just been watching her slow descent into madness.
No.58744
>>58678
>kill japs
Cowgirl is bae
No.58750
>>58744
It's the waifu-ization of a former american military leader.
No.58797
>>58750
You know, after the anime where WWII warships were turned into little catgirls with only panties on this should not surprise me
No.58822
>>58797
Did you ever see "all the guns are schoolgirls"
Complete with a fuckmothering elf, some kind of animal-girl and a chubby rifle with a crush
No.61412
Cowgirls are godlike for pregnancy.
I play one without a tail if that matters for OP
No.61413
Cowgirls are godlike for pregnancy.
I play one without a tail if that matters for OP
also holy shit I used to play with Dife on RPC back when i was 13, I'm so shocked to see her name being brought up so casually here
No.63318
>>61413
>>61412
Indeed they are. They will forever be among my favorite things thanks to their strong relationship with that and lactation.
I once turned my profile into a cowgirl for a few weeks around halloween last year. Was pretty fun, but too many people thought it was something more permanent.
No.63458
>>55184
>>check profile
>>they're a lesbian
>Well fuck.
That's not exactly that big of a problem Op…
No.63501
Did someone say cow?
http://f-list.net/c/sarah%20laethala
N-not that you'd be interested in a skinny mistake like me…