/erp/ - Erotic Roleplay

>end up orgasming right at the start because you wrote something so lewd and erotic you might as well be fucking yourself

>dreads partner response

>they respond with they can't continue anymore because they fucked themselves too much to your post and need to take a nap, made a status about how fantastic their current partner is, and logged out

#DodgingBullets

>>56268

That you get off to your post harder than you get off to your partners' speaks volumes about your ego, shitter. :')

>>56269

They got you with that one, Fai. And you walked into that snare yourself, no less.

>>56268

This is the exact sort of post I expect from you fai

>>56269

Ego? No. I type out what I find arousing / 10.

>>56268

Classic Fai.

Oh god I know that feel.

>Partner takes too long to respond so you cum half way through while trying to retain my boner

>rest of the session has shit quality on your part

>If my partner isnt that great I just disconnect

>>56268

>Not just typing and fapping later

>Not getting more aroused and lewd as time goes on

>Not fretting over wording and inflection to make your partner evem more aroused

>Not caring about your partners

>Not perfecting your art to the point where you can make an RL gay man question his gender preference

>Not making them so truly addicted that you get messages at all hours begging for more

There are benefits to not fapping you know.

>>56305

>implying I always fap 110% of the time and say 'fuck you' to all my partners.

>/erp/ not being touched in the head

>>56308

>An entire board doesn't like me

>Must be because they've got brain problems!

You're actually just a jackass and it would not be odd to assume that's what you actually do.

>>56309

What's that thing at the top of /b/, about autism and works of fiction?

>>56358

Maybe you should fuck off back to /b/ then.

>>56309

Jackass, yes, but as someone who's played with one of his characters before he got banned… he can actually be a good partner if you're into what he's offering may have helped I had no idea it was him in the first place.

>>56358

Too bad this isn't /b/. :^)

>>56309

>claims to make people cum

>never made me cum

I h-hate you and wish you were never born! ;-;

>>56382

This isn't /b/, /n/, /pol/, /lewd/, /rape/, or /bimbo/

So stop pretending that you're there instead of here. And stop acting like you're hot shit with your writing, it's average at best.

>>56547

>writing

Nigger. You do realize I have stated time, and time again that I would never call myself a writer? I don't write good. I make erotic smut well. Yes. There is a difference.

>>56561

You can't do either, honestly.

As for not calling it writing, I'll break out the dictionary for this one.

writ·ing

ˈrīdiNG/

noun

noun: writing

1. the activity or skill of marking coherent words on paper and composing text.

Oh, I guess you're right! Incoherent slop like yours is in fact not writing.

>>56591

Exactly nigger.

>>56591

>Attempting to BTFO a namefag

Like trying to explain something to a retard. You waste your time and you make them feel welcome and shit on the carpet.

>>56618

I apologize, I see the distinction with this like art. What I -do- is art. The end result, however. Is -not- art. To call any fucking roleplay 'writing' defaces the name of actual writing, and shits all over the name of actual writers by comparing what we do.

>>56620

Hey Fai, anon here. I was just wondering if you could post one of your RP posts that you're really proud of. You've never asked for an example of "good" RP, so I'll respond with a post I think is good and we can compare/contrast them, alright?

And as for your art/not art, writing/not writing thing, that's your own distinction. You're welcome to your opinions.

>>56621

Shall I go first?

The serpent woman slowly blinked the sleep from her eyes, and rose from bed to stretch. Or rather, she tried to rise. A sudden awkward realization hit Stacy as she lay on her mattress. For some reason, her arms weren't responding. With a quick glance downwards she realized what the culprit was. Someone had sneaked into the snake's bedroom while she slept and bound her arms behind her back, with more rope pinning her limbs to her torso. A quick wiggle assured her that her ankles had been similarly bound.

Panic began to overtake the woman as she realized her bonds left her helpless. Even worse was the fact that whoever had done this foul act may still be in her house! Frantically, the anthropomorph trashed against her bonds, desperate for escape. Even though her tail was free, there was little she could manage with such a large and unwieldy appendage. After half an hour of urgent struggling, she finally admitted defeat with a gasp. It was no good. Stacy had been bound too tightly, she couldn't escape from her bonds.

Her mind switched to a different focus as she began to ponder who had put her in such a compromising position. It couldn't have been a stranger, or she would've heard them break in… right? But who among her friends would do such a thing? Stacy used her tail as leverage to roll herself over, facing the doorway and finding it closed. Perhaps her captor was a caring person, and this was just a prank? Some prank, she fretted, what if I was put in actual danger and unable to escape? Her wandering thoughts fled the moment she saw the door knob turning, and the snake held her breath as she waited for the mysterious person behind the bondage to make themselves known…

(Total time: about 15 minutes. Sorry for taking so long, currently in an RP!)

>>56621

Does the previous statement not make it.. Well. Rather bluntly clear that I'm not proud of any of it? It's something for fun, but I'd never wave any of my posts around as something good. Better than some? Yes. Anything besides eroticism? No.

>>56623

They make you cum, according to your first reply. So you must see them as good. If not, then you might want to do something you're really proud of and post it!

>>56625

How does one make Riesz look that hideous?

>>56626

Exactly my goddamn point. But I'll still read through this slop and get aroused. Would I call the artwork in it good?

Not by a fucking long shot.

>>56625

Forget it. This is semantics, same as every other time you've been backed into a corner. Feel free to post your hot RP when you finally make it.

>>56626

This is the same fucking arguement I've been making for months and months. It's never been different. Its not fucking semantics, its how I honestly feel about text-fucking. Christ.

And the log thread is filled with muh hot RP that arouses me. Go fucking read through it.

>>56629

My bad.

>>56628

>>56629

Semantics is all it is. And as for your logs, I don't see them here. Again, just make a hot RP post here when you feel like it.

>>56626

Did she steal Guts' behelit? Does she become an apostle?

>>56631

http://pastebin.com/u/Faized

My fuckin' bad. Here you go nigger, because you don't know how to Ctrl + F "log" and find the 100~ count thread that is literally almost nothing but my logs.

>>56633

I'll go over these eventually. In the meantime, feel free to make something you consider hot and post it here! What turns you on so much that you cum in the first post?

>>56632

More-or-Fucking-Less

>>56635

>Establishes that my posts themselves aren't good

>Establishes that what arouses you, is not always good

>Essentially asking to kink shame at this point

Is /erp/ seriously this retarded in five in the morning? I mean, maybe you're just trying to milk me for masturbation material but I kind of doubt it at this point.

>>56639

Three in the morning here. And I'll wait, this is a slow board after all. No need to rush!

>>56640

>>56639

Jesus fuck go to bed you two

>>56640

I highly doubt you want to read a post where I slice a knife through my rape victims throat and watch as the blood gurgles from her lips as she drowns in the fluid spraying out of her neck. Enjoying the feeling of her cunt spasms, clamping down as she pisses herself from lack of control.

Plus, you've probably found the Fai thread. You know I can't access my logs that I didn't save (IE; None of them because I figured it would take at least a day.)

>>56642

Fai thread's gone. So feel free to type it up!

>>56643

…? It's in autosage. Do other people not use the catalog? It's literally in the middle of the second pane. Goddamn. You have my logs. You have examples. I feel no reason to, and I apologize that you took it upon yourself to write for fifteen minutes something out?

>>56644

Not seeing a thread with your name on it. You don't have to be afraid of anything here, constructive criticism is an essential thing you know!

>>56736

I go through this pain regularly. In fact I'm starting to enjoy that post-load ball-ache

Keep soldiering on, bro

>>56736

>>56737

Feel sorry for you two. I don't touch till after, part of that's due to the mess.

>>56263

>>56263

Do people actually fap as they're typing? I never got this.

I don't think I've ever even touched myself while writting lewds.