/erp/ - Erotic Roleplay

>partner leaves without warning after they nut (worse is when you make them nut in less than 5 minutes) and come back next day or some other time asking to continue

The best are the people who type up a post, then magically 'fall asleep' afterwards when they most certainly didn't brick it. Narcolepsy must be a chronic problem in the RP community.

>>58079

Are you autistic for wanting people playing established characters to act like the established character? no_

>>58079

this > >>58080

Those fuckers are fucking annoying, i've seen people change a character completely even if it's against their canon personality.

>>58079

>People who take canons and make them into generic shemale doms/only want to be fucked by generic shemale doms even if it's totally against their personality

I hate how complete silence seems to be the thing to do when someone doesn't takes your fancy.

After a long time of "meh"ness, I've finally got that itch to RP, and around 80% of the people I've approached seem deaf to my approaches. It's fine though, they're probably just away, right?

>Last Online: 1 minute ago

I mean, I get it that my character might not be everyone's cup of tea, but it really gets my autism in a tizzy that a simple "sorry, not interested" is an apparent plague.

>>58083

I make sure to always reply to my partners, whether i'm interested or not, i was once approached by a dude who was really into scat, i politely told him i wasn't interested in it and he thanked me for being frank. It's not that fucking hard.

I can understand simply not replying to someone anymore, i once had a faggot mouse approach my human character, constantly telling me to put him in my shoe while i walked so he could lick my feet all day, shit was mad disgusting and he wouldn't stop trying to convince me, even after i had stopped replying for several minutes, i regret not blocking him at the time.

>>58087

Used the search character thing in f-list.

Not sure if it's him but here you go https://www.f-list.net/c/dexter%20tanner/, check for yourself.

>>58083

That's just how things are. Even people here, including myself, hate when people go off at them just for saying their not interested. So people have just stopped rejecting and just started ignoring, they don't want some assmad autist to start mouthing off about bullshit.

>>58092

this tbh

>>58092

I never go that far. I always have a good laugh at the bitching/autist thread over the people that go on a tirade when people don't reply. If they don't answer but show signs that they received my message then I take the hint and move on.

I just find it really fucking annoying that this is the norm.

>>58092

>>58093

I am super guilty of this - but then again, I've put a bit of effort into my profiles in stark contrast to 90% of people who approach me. The ten percent that seem decent and sane I reply to, even if I'm not interested. Not calling either of you shitters, but that's why I go silent unless I'm actually away. If the profile's good I always give it a bit of attention.

>>58106

The completely non sexual default TF2 character is the only thing that gets me off. I must have cum like 50 times just looking at the image you sent.

But no really, that's pretty fucking funny.

>>58143

Posted! Not sent! Posted. Fuck I'm tired tonight.

>>58170

If you play a bonerbitch and don't act like a self righteous cunt who has no social skills and either goes around dragging people into stuff they don't want, calling people lewd out of the blue for no reason, and generally being an awful person, then yeah, you aren't gonna get as much attention as your generic run of the mill dickchicks.

Why the fuck isn't the thread getting bumped whenever someone posts? Is this shit on auto-sage already?

Whatever, got some shit i'd like to get off my chest.

>have somewhat decent setting in mind, work on my character a bit in the hopes of getting some attention

>"hey, this doesn't look so bad" i say to myself

>literally zero attention so i decide to approach people myself instead of just putting out ads

>very few people are interested in it

>only one that's played it with me is an autistic faggot who can't RP for shit, writes between a few words-1 line per post that don't advance the story at all and acts all high and mighty

fuck this gay earth

>>58170

profile?

>>58176

https://www.f-list.net/c/jezabel_/

Brace yourself

>Total views: Active

>Bookmarked by: Active

>Friends: Active

taboos of /erp/ all violated

>>58170

>>58178

Honestly, I think you're not getting any attention because of the lack of a profile picture. Being approached by / seeing someone without one makes me lose interest pretty fast. I'd upload one and see if you do any better.

Personally, I seem to get a lot of attention with my shemale characters whenever I play and I don't really think I fit the bitchbreaker mold (one is devoted to fucking cute boys, the other two are heavily fetish based). Good luck finding more half decent partners.

>>58304

This. This. This. This.

Any shemale/herm gets attention. Even the ones where I've literally said the sole focus is to fucking murder people. "As long as you fuck me first, I wouldn't mind such a gorgeous woman choking the life out of me~."

>Death is in no's.

>Just kills them anyways

>Gets ignored, was totally worth it.

You're just getting fucked because you don't have an avatar, and that is off-putting as fuck. Also, because of 'Immediate'.

Moderators, get this thread out of autosage. It's the only fun goddamn thread on the board. 7hanks

>/tg/ chat

Holy fuck, what a bunch of pretentious shitters.

http://pastebin.com/9q4VDMBy

>this is quality lewds

>this totally doesn't read like a fucking essay with no passion behind it.

>totally doesn't

Should I link more? They posted a good half-dozen logs of 'high quality' lewds that just had me clawing my eyes out in fucking boredom from how dry they were to read. Fuck. Hemingway is not the fucking answer to your descriptive blocks of text meant to arouse, guys. Fo real. You are not writing a high class, art story, when you're rutting each other. Goddamn. At least make it fucking pop.

Suddenly, I can't seem to get in the mood.

After my free time got reduced considerably I took a break from erp to adjust. Now I want to get back into it and I'm suddenly hit by stage fright. It's like the tighter schedule is making it more difficult to concentrate and get immersed.

Hopefully I'll manage to find a way turn this anxiety into arousal soon.

>>58363

>Any shemale/herm gets attention.

This has grown to irritate me more and more because it's all people seem to fucking want anymore. I'm so god damned bored of it. Bored of slapping dicks on my females, bored of making fucking dickgirls just to appease people. It's all the same fucking shit regurgitated over and over and fucking over.

Also /tg/ is a fucking circlejerk cesspit and it's not surprising these retards post like shit. They literally tunnel vision on fucking 'hoerspussy" "fatsnek" and other dumb memes turned fetishes. They're a fucking joke on par with any public room, but don't let the pretentious tranny who runs it hear you say that.

>>58499

I dunno, I don't really mind it because eveyr other non-herm/shemale I've made -still- gets attention, and because I understand it. Why the flying fuck, would you want some run-of-a-mill man, when you can have a gorgeous, fantastical she-dick towering above you with a fat set of mammeries? Its fetish fuel.

Plus, to be frank? Out of all the shemales, pinks, blues, no-genders, all of the approaches I've gotten?

Shemales and Herms have the highest rate of, "Wow, this person isn't entirely fucking shit." with their openings, with the ways they approach, and how they converse. They at the minimum, type out things properly far more often than any pink/blue ever has for me. It's almost like they have to put more effort in because of all the anger they get for their sheer existence, which naturally makes them more appealing RP partners because they already -know- they have to post more than, "Hi, how are you?"

>>58505

>fantastical she-dick towering above you with a fat set of mammeries?

Who the fuck plays with a shemale and ever pays attention to anything but their dick?

>Shemales and Herms have the highest rate of, "Wow, this person isn't entirely fucking shit." with their openings, with the ways they approach, and how they converse.

Huh, every shemale who's approached me has had the tact and eloquence of Captain fucking Caveman.

>>58549

I try and make an effort until I forget about my milk-filled breasts and go back to pummel fucking. My already '2long4f-list' posts get me flack, and including how my nipples are stabbing into my top, leaking milk from arousal generally isn't appreciated for adding another two lines. 'Brevity is the soul of wit' urr durr durr. (IE; I gotta stop myself at some point else I'll get even -less- play than I do now, and it might as well be at the tits.)

I think it might be just because I'm just so tired of fuckwits dodging issues, or making me lead them into the raunchy bits. Most shemales/herms go. "Alright. So. I'm a fucking.. Tyrant. Or noble. Or Manor Owner. Or your fucking stupid bitch maid who wanks into your clothes every night And you, blue-haired elf. Are going to come around to my abode. And knock me down twelve and a half pegs until you cut off my dick and make me little more than a mewling bitch addicted to your rancid musk and filth.Oh, and become the new ruler or some shit." They generally (urr durr GENERALIZATIONS, FAI FAI) are more apt to setting a vague idea, and jumping into it. Whilst with pinks and blues they'll attempt for something 'more concrete' and not get into it for an hour and a half.

That is thousands of times better than, "Hi, can we RP? I'm a teenager/highschooler/mage/warrioress. Murr fantasy :3."

>>58554

>That is thousands of times better than, "Hi, can we RP? I'm a teenager/highschooler/mage/warrioress. Murr fantasy :3."

"I'm a generic muscle bitch/bitch with a horsedick. How about I gutfuck you until you go retarded and you worship my smegma covered musky girlcock after like the slut you are?"

Oh man. What a step up. I've never had a bonerbitch pitch anything short of "I'm the greatest thing ever, now let me fuck you in a featureless void because I'm an obese, hairy sack of sexually insecure shit who loves cock but is so terrified of it being attached to a man that even I'm playing, that I stick it on a disgustingly masculine she-man instead." There's a definite reason dickgirls are called 'worstgender'.

>>58557

>I've never had a bonerbitch pitch anything short of "I'm the greatest thing ever, now let me fuck you in a featureless void because I'm an obese, hairy sack of sexually insecure shit who loves cock but is so terrified of it being attached to a man that even I'm playing, that I stick it on a disgustingly masculine she-man instead." There's a definite reason dickgirls are called 'worstgender'.

This sounds exclusively like an F-List problem, as I've never had this happen ever.

>>58557

Yeah. You know what that is? A set up that is easily executable.

You know what isn't? "hi can we rp mistress :)?" At least it fucking shows they're passionate about what is going to occur. I get so many fucking lackadaisical, boring fucking approaches that I honest to god prefer someone telling me, "Make me your rancid bitch and fuck toy." than "Hey there, would you like to RP?"

I wouldn't be on an RP site, if I didn't want to fucking RP.

>>58560

It is. Chatango I never got approached for being a shemale and called the worst thing ever. F-list you get ass-mad blues all the fucking time. It's quite great fun.

>>58782

It's almost like F-list is a cybersex chat room for people to jack off to fucking in a void before bricking and logging off, instead of an RP site.

Hmm, I wonder why that is?

>>58861

Fuck me.

That should be 2-4 sentence long paragraphs

>>58861

Hey. Don't say that here on /erp/. If you have any sort of 'minimum length' that is more than four sentences, you are literally fucking cancer.