/erp/ - Erotic Roleplay

>>64226

>had

Whoops, meant seen. I'd be pretty surprised if any of you fapped to your own profiles.

>not fapping to you own profile

ONLY I KNOW WHAT MY DICK WANTS

I fap to my own profiles constantly.

Nope. Sometimes a profile can get me pretty excited, but then I just think of the action I could be having and strive for that. The most exciting thing about a profile for me is that it actually fulfills my kinks.

yeah, 3-4 times at least

I have a few characters bookmarked just for that purpose. Especially since it seems their players are no longer coming on. Real shame too, since I'd love playing with them rather than just fantasizing, but what are you gonna do?

I have no idea how the hell I'd actually do an RP with Themis (our tastes are too dissimilar) but her profile had me weak as hell in the knees the first time I read it.

I make sure my profiles have enough pictures specifically for that purpose. I want my partners to be able to do that should they want to.

Someone told me they jerked off to all my Warcraft profiles once. I honestly wasn't sure if I should be flattered or slightly creeped out.

>Have any you ever had a character profile you liked the look of so much you masturbated to it?

Yes.

Then I go back to being bitter and wondering why F-List doesn't have a "non-heavy filter on those of a specific sexual orientation since there's no way in this universe or any other that I'll get play on my regulars with those profiles, since they're shemale craving carpet+cock munchers exclusively".

Hell, I fap to my own. I like my work, even if no one else does.

There are two profiles on F-List that I masturbate to in a weekly basis. I roleplayed with their players before, one with more success than the other. It's mostly their customs, descriptions and pics, I'm always compelled to go for those.

I'm damn sure they'd block me from every dimension possible if I told them that, too, as I don't have that sort of familiarity with them.

https://www.f-list.net/c/bastian%20mars/

This guy literally gave me a slob and musk fetish. I've always wanted to play with him but my only character is a cub so I don't think he'd be up for it.

Not really, better to contact them. I'm well aware some people masturbate to mine though, don't mind.

>>65640

That's the thing, a lot of people don't mind the fact that someone out there does it, the thing is being told such thing, specially if the player comes off as creepy or is generally unwanted.

I for one would love to find a partner who wouldn't mind if I send 'homage' pics, specially if the character has comissioned pictures tailor made for them.

>>65613

Profiles?

>>65617

>would of

>two sentence custom kinks

Yeah, once.

https://www.f-list.net/c/tanya%20blackpaw/

That scenario is, like, mind-blowingly relevant to my interests and it's rare as heck finding someone for this kind of thing. Unfortunately, the player never really responded at all, so after a few months I kind of stopped hoping and masturbated furiously to what could've been. Sad times, but at least it provided me with some great masturbation/imagination fuel.

This is the only thing I use f-list for because I'm too chickenshit to epr.

>>67182

Apparently just reading that got me ready to go! Please post a profile and take responsibility for getting an anon hard enough to fap, it really doesn't seem to be calming down at this rate.

>>67182

Post profile! Now!

I fap to profile play.

People willing to scrap their intricate profile in exchange for some self-degradation and a poorly-sized inline of their supposed character sucking dick gets me off like nothing else.

Bonus points if they have a guestbook with people complaining about the change.

>>67200

>advice

Be snarky. Be playful. Most importantly, be forward.

If you want to set yourself up for a fall, you need to make it legitimate.

If you crave being a cumdump before you've gained a sufficient enough following, then have another profile at the ready to divulge in submission.

You don't need to perform often, if at all, mind you - there are plenty who tease and leave, keeping a desirable appearance up without sinking too far into depravity.

Play with people in the figurative sense - light profile play with "besties" and such.

The more you ingrain yourself, the more satisfying.

Though it's more of a personal and particularly humiliating end for all those involved,

I've done this and submitted myself to one of the worst typists I could find on F-list, a shemale(with shemales on my "No" list), and I'd been criticized for that specific reason

>>67200

>And what if you don't like it?

After already getting me this excited I doubt it, I'm not picky. I was surprised when I noticed how much I had been leaking while rereading your post and I've been constantly stroking to it since then, it's getting pretty hard to not tip over.

I could get off to your posts like this too, so if you came here just to be a cruel tease then sure. But in that case please keep posting.

>>67200

>I don't know, it seems a bit tacky of me to post my profile. And what if you don't like it? I'm dreading the thought; not having your cock swollen and hard for me would break my whorish little heart. </3

How can my cock be any more or less swollen for you when you're not letting me know who the good little slut working me up is to begin with?

>>67219

Isn't that what the fapbait threads are all about?

>>67228

It is. Though one could do this with any sort of character if the person in question they're playing with isn't a fucking tool and can't separate reality from fantasy, but Fapbait is a good place for expecting it.

>>67230

Do people actually ask other people to be their IRL anything? Is that common enough to even mention?

I hear all kinds of 'horror' stories about FList, and I've been on Flist for not that long, but so far the people I've met are all pretty great.

Am I just getting lucky here?

>>67246

Someone is going to pay me nearly a hundred fifty a week to tell them to eat their own shit.

>>67246

I've heard of it happening. Never experienced it myself thankfully, but then again I'm very picky about partners so maybe I just dodge the shitters?

>>67246

I met some guy while shitposting on /v/ that wanted me to be a vigilant mommy for him. Initially, it was just me replying to "I love Lady Palutena's farts!" shitposting offering I'd be their farting palutena. He contacted me, we shot the breeze about fetishes, and I ended up mommy domming him a bunch for like a week. He wanted me to be in control of when he cums and to send him skype messages late at night (european night, so my evening). He was a lovely partner, but just too high maintenance for me. And watching his filmed masturbation sessions were hot as hell.

I really wish I had the energy to keep up with him. He was hot as hell and even offered to indulge me in some of my nastiest fetishes IRL if I was a super vigilant mommy for him.

>>64226

how do you masturbate?

>>68141

Nigga ask your mom and dad, I ain't gonna spell that shit out