No.70105
Let's see if we can get a profile roasting thread going.
The rules:
- You must post one of your own profiles if you want it to get roasted. If you're just looking to post and make fun of a shitty profile you found, do it in the autism thread or wherever, but not here.
- This is a comedy thread, not a hate thread. The goal is to make your audience laugh.
- If you want to post your own profile to be roasted, you must also roast someone else's profile in your post. It's a give and take. Feel free to roast multiple posters in one post.
That's it. Roast away!
No.70107
I guess I'll start us off by posting my "bitchbreaker" profile. Should be an easy target.
https://www.f-list.net/c/the%20sperminatrix/
No.70108
>>70107
it's off topic but the way you have your custom kinks organized is really nice.
No.70110
>>70108
Thanks! I wish F-List made it easier to sort and group custom kinks. For now, Unicode trickery will have to do.
No.70112
Should be an easy target as well; let me have it.
https://www.f-list.net/c/sweetheart%20lucas/
No.70114
>>70112
Forgot that I also have to roast another profile, >>70107 I almost noted you, but your profile is overdone and intimidating, so I terminated it.
No.70115
>>70107
>doesn't like Terminator 3
No.70116
>>70107
Oh, wow, you really captured the original canon's tone perfectly! Bland, trite, and lifeless.
No.70117
>>70112
I didn't even look at your profile, because I can already tell that it's probably as terrible as the average SDLFRP yiff murr straight male shota sub. This thread has three simple rules. THREE. And you ignored not just one, but TWO of them by not posting a roast with your profile. Your reading comprehension is clearly far below the level needed to have an engaging conversation, let alone an actual roleplay with. Maybe you should try Neopets instead of F-List for a while until you graduate from high school, buddy.
No.70118
>>70115
>Terminator 3
aka we needed a sequel so let's repeat the premise of the second movie but make the Terminator a chick this time that'll get the goyims in spending their shekels! bet you liked Salvation too
No.70119
OP was mad about people not following the rules so I'm here to rail and get railed
>>70107
I like the look of that nuclear, hazardous shit kink. Kind of perfectly sums up the terminator series.
>>70112
I really like the look of this profile! I might use Poju images for reference instead though. That way your femboy can be even more forgettable!
Here's mine to shit on:
https://www.f-list.net/c/poketrainer%20hilbert/
No.70120
>>70118
>goyim
>shekels
I didn't know /pol/ ventured into these waters.
No.70121
>>70120
it's 8chan you retard
salvation-lover confirmed, opinions put in the trash where they belong.
No.70123
>>70119
>I like the look of that nuclear, hazardous shit kink. Kind of perfectly sums up the terminator series.
No.70135
No.70138
https://www.f-list.net/c/tina%20blue/
How do people make those really elaborate profiles, is there a guide?
No.70141
>>70135
>using a dropdown when that tab is your entire profile
Do you like making me click for no reason whatsoever?
>my daddy died, so I'll rape and pillage for a couple years to get back at the world!
How original.
No.70156
>>70135
I was going to roast you, but then I remembered you're actually a shit person with shitty ideas regardless, so it wouldn't be humorous – it'd just be truth.
"I LIKE BOOBIES AND PENIS BUT ONLY IF IT'S MY PENIS"
what are you? some kind of closet faggot?
No.70158
>>70120
we do, at least a handful of us
No.70177
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>70107
>bitchbreaker
You come pre-roasted out the bag.
No.70179
Someone say
==SHITTY DOMS==?
https://www.f-list.net/c/bully%20goat/ Please disregard Tumblr nose
>>70135
Unnecessary half-breed lacking almost anything but the bare minimum of interesting traits that take advantage of her species; combine with lack of direction in kinks, a righteous but also anti-hero esque personality, and the most overdone sexuality to make the ultimate mediocre fantasy character experience.
No.70181
>>70179
It's kind of hilarious that your "popular" girl missed the ask.fm trend and has literally 0 asks. Not to mention you just called someone out on having the most overdone sexuality out there despite having girlcock as an option on the profile you posted. Classy.
>I overuse (abuse) BBcode, common 'bitchbreaker' insults, and tilde
Do I even have to go in on this, or is just posting it in public instead of letting you hide it in one of your tabs enough of a roast?
No.70231
No.70259
>>70231
Wow, an inline is the very first thing I see. That's totally something that never happens in any profile ever. You are truly a genius.
Oh and your dropdown titles are completely illegible.
No.70260
https://www.f-list.net/c/reis/
And the others too I guess.
>tfw shitty internet and work schedule only alots you this godforsaken hour in your timezone
No.70261
people seem to be missing the point that they should at least try to roast someone's profile when they post their own to get roasted
>>70259
>Oh and your dropdown titles are completely illegible.
not that anon but they read fine for me, maybe you should stop using a shit-tier browser
No.70266
https://www.f-list.net/c/lilithan/
Because I love public humiliation 💕
No.70304
>>70181
I thought I was so clever by playing up the 'social media' aspect; little did I know it had died out by the time I returned from hiatus.
No.70309
>>70266
Going into a roasting thread to get off certainly does seem like your style.
No.70317
>>70309
>Roasting thread
>Doesn't even do this shit properly
Come the fuck on.
>Reads this cat-cunt's retardation
Holy fuck, it's basically 'how to be the least arousing Space Pirate in a Body Suit' I have ever fucking read. Your wanted lines aren't even that fucking appealing and are needlessly spaced out.
>Story
Well this stupid fucking nonsense doesn't even make sense. People were hunting her for 4000 cash, yet no one was stopping to pound her shithole relentless or anything? Just fuckin' turnin' in the intergalatic porn star with more fucking cumloads pumped out to her than the next bitch? Are you fucking daft, or are you just trying to make it seem like this Cat-cunt is the most boring, insipid cunt there ever walked? 'Naughty Kitten'? Pfft. She sounds fucking frigid and a criminal. How the fuck do you make 'my character is a massive cum guzzling jizz pot who's known everywhere as a semen dump' a failure? 'Wanted, Dead or Alive'. It's like you're intentionally fucking trying to make your character seem like shit instead of the depraved fuck dumpster she could be.
>To do
Yeah, thanks for making me click wasted fucking space you retard
>Kinks
Why are all of them shit compared to CBT? You shouldn't make your stolen kinks so fucking apparent, goddamn.
>Guestbook Posts
Jesus fuck, you don't even fucking lewd on this site with the stupid shit people are saying to you in there.
>Alts
>Just as shit
Just take a day to rewrite this retard, for the love of fuck. Or just delete her outright.
No.70319
>>70317
i dont think you really understand what a roast is
shades of the situation at donald trump's roast but quantity does not equal quality
see me after class
No.70320
>>70260
>Wow, Billy, how come your mom lets you get FOUR weiners and I only get one?!
I know, shitty roast, but might as well get this thread back on track.
https://www.f-list.net/c/gorakna/
Fucking have at it, ya jonkies.
No.70321
>>70319
Nah, I don't. Making fun of someone whilst they sit there in a light hearted manner is fuckin' nonsense. I'd rather tear into people's profiles properly, thanks.
No.70324
>>70320
You know, I really admire people who make profiles that mix two conflicting elements, two things that utterly and completely clash. A vegetarian vampire. A demon that worships God. Or in your case, a shemale orc that wants RP with substance.
alternatively
Hey, with the taste in art you seem to have, shouldn't "scat" be in "Fave" ?
No.70325
>>70321
Then how about you make a new thread for call outs and go be a big angry bitchass there instead.
There are like two actual roasts in this thread and everything else is people ripping into eachother. Roasting is done for comedic purposes, not for hating on eachother. Can't /erp/ write a few decent one liners?
No.70327
>>70321
That's fine and all, but then go do that in the bitching/whining/autism threads instead of the thread specifically for lighthearted mockery.
No.70329
>>70317
That's not a roast, that's a grease fire.
No.70330
>>70325
I dunno, >>70324 is a pretty good roast.
No.70331
>>70330
Yeah, that was quality stuff. They posted right before I made my post so I didn't have time to include them.
No.70333
>>70320
Your two faves are 'Anal' and 'Breeding'? I think you need to re-take sex ed, 'cause that's not how it works!
No.70354
>>70325
>>70327
I wonder why it's so hard for people to put Fai on their filters or just never reply to his abrasive comments and replies. You guys could've made the sore tumor go away a long time ago as it's obvious he likes the attention.
No.70368
>>70354
>people getting butthurt
>in a roast thread
come on guys wtf are you doing
No.70370
>Fai posts the only actual roast in the thread
>idiot gets butthurt
Wow
>>70138
Oh joy, another doormat submissive femchar that's too pussy to admit they're a cock loving whore. Oh and let me guess, sci fi is just so you can live out your little fantasy instead of having actual impact on your woefully described fapbait "setting", right? Oh and one more thing, nobody finds a bland little faggot to treat them nice. Have fun getting pumped and dumped. Absolutely pathetic for a femboy.
No.70373
>>70370
once more i feel compelled to mention that roasts are usually funny but i guess a lifetime of flubbed social cues can color your perception of humor
No.70375
>>70373
Eh. Roasting strangers is generally in pretty fuckin' bad taste to be honest - we aren't celebrities where general information is known about us, it's just our fuckin' written word. I'd rather be a cunt and criticize.
No.70376
>>70375
Saying "it's shit lmao" isn't criticism, fuckboy.
No.70377
>>70376
>Heres everything you need to improve on
Have you ever had a job?
No.70378
>>70377
I think it's safe to say that it surprises no one that you see ERP as a job, and even if it were your occupation, you'd probably be
fai-red
No.70379
>>70378
SHIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET
That was pretty good.
No.70380
>>70376
You're right. Too bad nobody in the thread did it.
No.70381
>>70378
….?
No, really. You lost me mate. Who said I thought it as a job? At a job, if you're criticized, they aren't going to fucking explain it to you on how to improve. "Here's what you've fucked up on. Fix it or you're fired."
No.70382
>roast people when nobody knows anyone elses sense of humor
Gee, this was a great idea.
No.70383
https://www.f-list.net/c/Zeal%20Shivaree/
Easy one for you, anon, let's get this shit back on track.
I'm shit and couldn't think of anything, I'm sorry ;-;
No.70391
>>70382
Just looks like a repeat of when Fai posted in the bullying thread. I actually have to admire their ability to say so little with so many words and think they're still good at writing.
No.70392
>>70354
I actually didn't even realize it was Fai, to be honest I barely see him because I mostly only post in threads where ERP actually happens
No.70408
>>70391
>Thinks their good at writing
I get the feeling you're a dumbass.
No.70419
>>70370
Hey bitch, I specifically said in my profile that Im not a doormat anymore >:P