Best F1 racer jerk-off times? BonerMeister23 01/03/15 (Sat) 03:38:55 9992b9 No. 1029
This sorta just popped into my head while I was in the shower. Which F1 driver - past or present - do you think would have the best jerk off times?
BonerMeister23 01/03/15 (Sat) 03:52:33 9992b9 No. 1030
honorable mention goes to Lewis Hamilton for his anaconda don't
Backmarker 01/03/15 (Sat) 03:54:31 af8af4 No. 1031
>>1029 I second this. Lauda had a highly methodical style of driving and a lot of skill for car setup; I can only imagine his diligence carried over to his pocket pool.
Backmarker 01/03/15 (Sat) 04:06:10 971aa2 No. 1032
>>1030 he's too busy jerkin his dog
Backmarker 01/03/15 (Sat) 23:51:07 97597d No. 1039
Sebastian vettel. Adrian newey must make him custom aerodynamic fleshlights.
BonerMeister23 01/04/15 (Sun) 00:23:16 8a3a84 No. 1040
i mean maybe the reason why he crashed was because he lost control trying to get a quickie in there
Backmarker 01/05/15 (Mon) 03:18:11 c31e64 No. 1041
Jody sheckter. His pubes probably look like his jewfro
Burgermeister ## Board Owner 01/06/15 (Tue) 15:47:03 971aa2 No. 1047
>>1039 Seems to get emotional about it.
Backmarker 01/23/15 (Fri) 02:28:41 9947f3 No. 1102
>>1029 Personal favorite driver right now is Lewis Hamilton. I respect Fernando Alonso, but I fucking hate his face. He is a superb driver. He has raced competitively even with a bad car. That speaks a lot about him.
The best probably has been Senna, because BR. Really he had more to give and was gone too soon.
Backmarker 01/23/15 (Fri) 21:32:09 971aa2 No. 1105
>>1102 How good do you think they are at jacking off?
Backmarker 01/26/15 (Mon) 16:27:30 6c9b23 No. 1146
Fuck Hamilton, his hair looks like pubes. And fuck his idol, Senna is both massively overrated, and the reason the regs are fucked permanently.
Backmarker 01/26/15 (Mon) 16:28:00 9947f3 No. 1147
>>1105 Dude, completely misread thread. Honestly, I think Fernando Alonso is the best. He's got that Spanish spirit of self-aggrandizement and masturbation both literally and figuratively. Lewis Hamilton probably jacks it off to posters of Senna. Senna was probably no good because huge Christfag, and he probably also fucked his NSX.
Backmarker 01/26/15 (Mon) 16:29:04 9947f3 No. 1148
>>1146 >Fuck Hamilton, his hair looks like pubes. >caring about what a driver looks like >implying you wouldn't caress his pubes
Backmarker 01/27/15 (Tue) 03:54:08 971aa2 No. 1166
>>1148 does anyone have the pic of Andretti begrudgingly handing his hat to Hamilton because he doesnt want the helmet hair to fuck it up? this was this year at the usgp.
Backmarker 01/27/15 (Tue) 16:59:22 ea3958 No. 1168
Luca Badoer because he was really passionate about racing and tried so hard to get impressive performances out of his cars, but was brutally fucked by unreliability.