Racing stories from your experiences Backmarker 01/22/15 (Thu) 10:18:26 4646d8 No. 1095
>waiting at the finish line >race is about to begin >look at my rival/friend next to me >*wink* >they flip me off >blow them a kiss >we laugh like idiots >look up for a second >RED >YELLOW >GREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! >shift into gear in a rush >my whole belt backshifts >engine rattles from overvibration >sends the whole piston heads into a resonance cascade >exhaust coughs out as the cylinders overheat >transmission violently backfires into autotragic rejection >this all happens in a matter of seconds >not a single driver has taken off from the finish line >my tank cracks and the exhaust makes a huge FPFPFPFPPFARRRRPPHhHHhhhT noise >reach down and pull the eject handle as hard as I can and shoot into the sky with a parachut and the whole focking thing just exploded
Backmarker 01/22/15 (Thu) 13:53:04 3d63d2 No. 1096
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Backmarker 01/22/15 (Thu) 17:57:22 da2180 No. 1098
>>1095 >be me >be sperg >sitting on starting grid >engines begin idling >grid girls walk around with signs showing who goes where >grid girl holding picture of my rival stares intently at me, piercing my helmet, and blows me a kiss >NO WAY!! ELLIOT RODGERS warned me of these succubi! >shift into gear >stall >frantically gesture to pit crew for restart >restart, full throttle >plow through grid girls >car and helmet bathed in blood >stop in pitlane >cry while licking heart patterns on helmet
ChickenMonger23 01/22/15 (Thu) 18:53:21 4c920e No. 1099
> Be Me > Jenson Button > Lose race > Actually got 2nd place > At least I have fried chicken
ChickenMonger23 01/22/15 (Thu) 18:58:16 4c920e No. 1100
> Actually am Lewis Hamilton
Backmarker 01/22/15 (Thu) 20:20:04 cfe165 No. 1101
>>1100 >be fat >be Alan Jones >beat Carlos Reutemann at Las Vegas 1981 because hungry >frank Williams holding pizza instead of checkered flag >mfw
Backmarker 01/23/15 (Fri) 04:56:20 97ef4d No. 1103
>Be 56 year old man >Nice weather today >Decided to go out for a ride in my go-kart I stole from my nephew's birthday. >MFW hes a half breed jew nigger. It helped because they blamed him for it. >Driving down to school to pick up my 26 year old neckbeard son from his mother's house. A stroller attached to the back of my kart would drag him with me. >Did I mention hes 350 pounds of special snowflake? >MFW he is more autistic that an stuttering Finn. >He thinks the stroller is a toilet, takes a massive dump in it. >I turn into Micheal Brown, I think the pile of shit is an attractive negress. >My Son turns into George-Zimmerman-Wilson-Dereck Junior. He notices that I have fallen in love with his fecal matter and says "Check mate… kid." >OH SHIT THE SHITS A BOMB.JPG >Everyone Dies, /pol/ masturbates.