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File: 1433256400225.jpg (128.01 KB, 900x600, 3:2, Ricciardo Canda.jpg)

2fddc3 No.10993[Last 50 Posts]

One of the fastest tracks on the calendar is upon us.

Date:

5-7 June

Time: (Montreal Time)

Quali - 13:00 - 14:00

Race - 14:00

For Britain just add +5hrs to the times

This is where Daniel 'the honey badger' Ricciardo took his first F1 win after Mercedes broke their brakes.

The Mercedes seems to be still a bit fragile when they are put under legitimate pressure, but it is unlikely that lightning will strike twice here.

Last Year Top 3 finishers:

1) D.Ricciardo

2) N.Rosberg

3) S.Vettel

2fddc3 No.10994

File: 1433256914499.jpg (49.97 KB, 932x524, 233:131, Fernando.jpg)

Honda and Ferrari have been reported to bring engine upgrades to this GP too.

McLaren for sure need it. Hopefully, it can keep them ahead of the Saubers, F.I's, maybe one of the Lotuses too.

http://www.autosport.com/news/report.php/id/119270

It's AutoSport so for those unable to access it:

Ferrari and Honda have both opted to use some of the Formula 1 engine upgrade tokens available to them ahead of this weekend's Canadian Grand Prix.

A technical directive issued by Charlie Whiting to all the teams confirms Ferrari has used three tokens and Honda two.

AUTOSPORT understands the upgraded Honda power unit will be in the McLaren MP4-30 for this weekend's event at the Circuit Gilles Villeneuve in Montreal.

Honda chief Yasuhisa Arai confirmed after the recent Monaco GP while the system had improved driveability, it was in need of a boost in horsepower before visiting three power tracks in Montreal, the Red Bull Ring and Silverstone.

Arai said at the time: "Canada is a power circuit, so we need more power, and with heavy braking the energy recovery is also important.

"We will think about how to deliver the MGU-K power to feed that kind of fast, high-speed circuit."

Although Ferrari has also used tokens, the team has not confirmed whether its own upgraded power unit will be in evidence in Canada, as it may instead wait until Austria for its introduction.

Ferrari team principal Maurizio Arrivabene did, however, concede in Monaco his team's performance in that race glossed over the gap to rival Mercedes that was so apparent in Spain.

Mercedes scored a dominant one-two at Barcelona, spearheaded by Nico Rosberg, with Ferrari's Sebastian Vettel a yawning 45 seconds off the pace.

Sebastian Vettel, Ferrari, leads Lewis Hamilton, Mercedes, Monaco GP 2015

Come the race in Monte Carlo, Vettel managed to keep long-time leader Lewis Hamilton, and in particular Rosberg, in his sights before gaining second when Hamilton pitted.

Arrivabene believes Barcelona is more reflective of a car's qualities than Monaco, so to keep pace at a track such as Montreal it will require a performance upgrade.

"Barcelona is a difficult track, the kind of track where you measure your car," said Arrivabene.

"We could have the same situation at another track similar to Barcelona, so our objective for next year is to be good there.

"If you are good there then you are good at all the tracks.

"We can't think that just because we were good in Monaco the problem is solved.

"No, it's not solved. We have to think all the time like Barcelona, and not like Monaco."

The remaining tokens available to each of the four manufacturers are:

Ferrari 7 (3 used)

Honda 7 (2 used)

Mercedes 7

Renault 12


765f41 No.10995

File: 1433266533404.jpg (5.5 KB, 251x184, 251:184, 1432382196675.jpg)

Second.


905d5e No.10998

http://www.freep.com/story/sports/motor/2015/06/01/sebastien-bourdais-detroit-belle-isle-grand-prix/28335919/

>On Monday, Bourdais, 36, who was born in Le Mans, France, was still in Detroit smiling about his win.

>"It feels really good," said Bourdais, who won four consecutive Champ Car championships in 2004-07 for Newman-Haas Racing. "I'm enjoying my racing again after a horrible experience in Formula One."

>After dominating Champ Car, Bourdais moved to F1 team Toro Rosso in 2008 to partner with Sebastian Vettel.

>"It's challenging (racing) on concrete. Driving in the rain at Detroit — it's tougher than any Formula One track, including the streets at Monaco. F1 has ruined every track. They have taken the character out of them, made them vanilla. ==It hurts me== . Monaco is now a frigging parking lot with a couple of turns."


5b38fe No.11000

>>10998

>Monaco is now a frigging parking lot with a couple of turns.

But there has been the absolute minimal changes to Monaco since he was racing.

And is he trying to imply that the street circuits in IndyCar aren't shit or that the Detroit race was somehow good? Because he is so fucking wrong.


4287ed No.11001

>>11000

I don't think he's referring exclusively to in the time since he's been racing.


4287ed No.11002

Indycar has sucked since the end of CARTs glory years, but I don't think his criticism of f1 is misplaced.


5b38fe No.11004

>>11001

But then what does he mean by "now"?

That seems to imply that Monaco is now a piece of crap (it is) and that at some point it wasn't (it always has been)

What year did he feel Monaco became terrible? What change caused such horrors for him?

>>11002

His criticism isn't misplaced but he could stop being a butthurt frenchie frog faggot and explain it better.

He could also try not to be a suck up to IndyCar because he failed in F1.


4287ed No.11005

>>11004

I think he means "now" in contrast to historically. The first corner is squared off, the harbor chicane is far more severe (which ironically worsened Karl Wendlinger's career ending crash, so much for chicanes and safety). Those are just a few changes I can think of off the top of my head.

Modern f1 cars with their narrow track, long wheelbase, aero dependant configurations make overtaking more difficult than it has really ever been. That's more a criticism of the formula and how it encourages these types of cars.


0235a0 No.11006

File: 1433290360588.png (60.06 KB, 1684x588, 421:147, Race-schedule-Jun05-07.png)

this is getting more and more complicated


905d5e No.11007

>>11006

you're a hero.


0235a0 No.11008

File: 1433291604137.png (59.92 KB, 1684x588, 421:147, Race-schedule-Jun05-07.png)

>>11006

and of course i fucked it up


719450 No.11009

12th for VWL


782772 No.11010

Just an FYI, /sp/ will be eying your 11111 GET, especially because they failed to steal your first major GET in 10000 two weeks ago and because that one Ausfag sperged out in their GET thread.


eac06f No.11011

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>11010

I nominate that we flood the best vettel victory radios since we did WAGs last time

also this


905d5e No.11012

>>11010

yeah we have to screw this up


c3b19a No.11013

>>11010

>not rubbing in their failure

Why not just suck their cock?


765f41 No.11014

>>11013

>Not sucking /sp/ cock all day every day.

The fuck is wrong with you?


c3b19a No.11017

File: 1433338017395.jpg (80.85 KB, 582x378, 97:63, ted.jpg)

>there are people who actually like Hamilton:

https://instagram.com/p/2OrXNgr0yM/

>more than Maldonado:

https://instagram.com/p/3d2sg5H_fE/


905d5e No.11018

>>11017

aww, Maldonado's family is adorable.


cc826d No.11019

File: 1433364351857.png (262.85 KB, 600x660, 10:11, 1432853912111.png)

>>11008

Thank you based Germany.


c194df No.11021

File: 1433372913625-0.jpg (116.66 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, Foncalieu Le Challenge.jpg)

File: 1433372913626-1.jpg (102.31 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, so ronery.jpg)

cleaning out my screengrab folder feels good like taking a big piss after dropping a load

have a Jack Newton eating alone with bonus ferrari mechanics drinking cheap french wine


765f41 No.11022

File: 1433383029844.jpg (108.79 KB, 500x334, 250:167, 1432470010596.jpg)

>>11017

>There are people that deny the basedness of HamilGOAT

>There are people that are so salty over his driving prowess that they have to post shallow, overtly jealous posts like this to further cement their jealousy and disdain over the greatest Formula One driver of all time.

Cute :)


c3b19a No.11023

File: 1433383429758.png (108.24 KB, 389x597, 389:597, 1433348608128.png)

>>11021

>ferrari mechanics drinking cheap french wine


765f41 No.11024

File: 1433385224981.jpg (93.38 KB, 1023x682, 3:2, HamilGOAT.jpg)

FRESH

R

E

S

H


c3b19a No.11025


208549 No.11027

>>11025

I'll chip in Canada.


765f41 No.11028

File: 1433389141241.jpg (176.29 KB, 720x540, 4:3, 1320703549910.jpg)

>>11025

>>11027

Can't hit what you can't see.


208549 No.11029

>>11028

RADAR, heat detection and ranging, and LIDAR do indeed hit what they cant see.

I'm sure Canada can dig up an Avro Arrow for the special occasion that is shooting down hamilton's jet


d03680 No.11030

File: 1433394658721.jpg (143.58 KB, 800x800, 1:1, 1418058773714.jpg)

>>11022

>of all time

Well at least now I know you're trolling, I can get off this ruse cruise at the next stop


216f48 No.11031

Can't wait for the race war this weekend.


765f41 No.11032

>>11030

HAM's career ain't even over yet. He's got another ten titles ahead of him, EASILY.


9fb523 No.11033

>>11032

only confirms what

>>11030

said


216f48 No.11034

>>11032

He's already reached his peak. It's all downhill from now on. Once Ferrari start to own pole positions next year, that nigger will lose all of his motivation.


765f41 No.11035

>>11034

He may lose his edge, but he will always stay #BLESSED.


2fddc3 No.11037

>>11034

Lewis is only really emotionally fragile. He's raw speed is unmatched by the current grid. I don't think we will ever see a driver like him for a long while.


f2afa6 No.11038

>I don't think we will ever see a driver like him for a long while

i don't think "until another manufacturer builds a competitive car" isn't a long while


f2afa6 No.11039


2fddc3 No.11041

>>11038

even in the noncompetitive McLaren he was putting in monster performances compared to his teammate. 2009 and to some extent 2012 where McLaren their their up-most to hamper Hamilton.

>i don't think "until another manufacturer builds a competitive car" isn't a long while

That's just how F1 is. Button won with Brawn GP with a significant car advantage in the first half of the season. Do you think he is a scrapper of a driver?


0c3637 No.11042

File: 1433416830984.jpg (70.04 KB, 704x384, 11:6, barrys.jpg)

I will never forgive button for stealing barrichello's owl like an irish traveller


5b38fe No.11043

File: 1433418441790.jpg (112.16 KB, 604x453, 4:3, Jenson_Verstappens_birthda….jpg)

>>11042

I really wish they both could have won

>tfw Jenson & Rubens will never get that win at home

Getting that win was all that powered Rubens later career.


208549 No.11045

>>11041

Why do people think Hamilton crushed kovalainen when it did not play out that way on a race by race basis?


d03680 No.11047

>>11037

Raw speed sure, but he's far from the most complete driver.


8d75a3 No.11048


2a4e48 No.11049

File: 1433439305685.gif (987.04 KB, 229x176, 229:176, 1426186016300.gif)

>>11048

>that brief butthurt answer by Hamilton about the safety car question

>that look of shame on his face

>mfw


8d75a3 No.11050

>>11049

I liked more towards the end when they pressured him about stopping at the portier and he starts shifting his position nervously while smiling.

Why cannot he just say he was upset with what had happened instead of giving some bullshit about "not thinking about the past I'm focusing on future now", because it's obvious he's lying and it would be perfectly understandable that he was just angry. Now it makes him look weaker IMO if he needs to dodge that kind of stuff instead of dealing with it in the open.


2a4e48 No.11051

>>11050

>Now it makes him look weaker IMO

It does. He's just a shill for Mercedes.


5b38fe No.11052

File: 1433441204391.jpg (123.11 KB, 612x895, 612:895, Lewis_GOAT.JPG)

Lewis pls……


9fb523 No.11053

>>11052

>positivevibesonly

has he joined tumblr?


8d75a3 No.11054

>>11052

Who exactly hates him on twitter or any social media? Nico on the other hand faces shit on every commentable place.


2a4e48 No.11055

>>11054

It's because Nico is white


765f41 No.11056

File: 1433444873730.png (111.93 KB, 233x261, 233:261, 1314602193674.png)

>>11052

I guess you can say Hamilton truly is the hamilGOAT now.


5b38fe No.11057

File: 1433445588254.mp4 (1.36 MB, 640x640, 1:1, Lewis_pls_stop.mp4)

>>11053

>>11054

>>11056

I think Monaco may have broke something in him


9fb523 No.11058

>>11057

Obligatory post so the main page doesn't show his hideous mug.


2a4e48 No.11059

>>11058

he a pretty boy, he dindu nothing. He just looking to place first to get money for dem programz.


9fb523 No.11060

>>11059

>dindu_nuffins.png


765f41 No.11061

>>11059

>>11060

Dindu doesn't apply when speaking of a white man, you heathens.


2a4e48 No.11062

>>11061

Okay, i'll bite. So are you saying Hamilton is white? Really?


765f41 No.11063

>>11062

>Implying Hamilton isn't the whitest person this side of the Mississippi


2a4e48 No.11064

>>11063

>implying you aren't on 100% troll mode and should calm down


765f41 No.11065

File: 1433448717364.jpg (17.17 KB, 192x240, 4:5, 1283282082734.jpg)

>>11064

>Implying my facts are trumped by your non facts


2a4e48 No.11066

File: 1433448813158.jpg (127.42 KB, 960x1023, 320:341, 1432513486253.jpg)

>>11065

>implying a nigger isn't a nigger.


765f41 No.11067

File: 1433448853192.jpg (44.78 KB, 407x407, 1:1, 1333086931484.jpg)

>>11066

>Implying a purebred white man can be a nigger


2a4e48 No.11068

>>11067

You're fun. What is your username on reddit?


c3b19a No.11069

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Oh FFS

Sky found a way to make their coverage even more annoying than usual…

>Di Resta


0c3637 No.11070

File: 1433450633439.jpg (70.44 KB, 848x478, 424:239, massa plz.jpg)

>>11048

"for sure" count: 4 in one response

"to be honest" count: 2

is felipe back?


ec4b9a No.11071

>>11057

What the fuck is this?


c3b19a No.11072

>>11054

Proof that Hamilton fans are shit tier scum.


c3b19a No.11073

File: 1433450868540.webm (380.41 KB, 640x354, 320:177, nigging out with Chris Tu….webm)

>>11071

Is some app/website thing that dubs famous people (or in Lewis' case, people more famous than your pleb ass) over your video.

I believe the audio is from his newest celebrity fake friend Chris Tucker


0c3637 No.11074

>>11069

i'll take paul over antony any week


9fb523 No.11106

>>11068

hoooo. == Sick Burn ==


9fb523 No.11117

>>11069

how the fuck did he get into F1? I still dont understand how DTM works for anyone other than susie wolff (who only ostensibly there for that reason).


c3b19a No.11125

>>11074

You obviously forget how much of a complaining little bitch Di Resta was when he was in F1.

Paul is Antony tier


eac06f No.11128

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>11073

Is hamflam trying to emulate MJ or something?


c3b19a No.11129

>>11128

>Is hamflam trying to emulate MJ or something?

No

MJ tried as hard as he could to become white.

Hamilton is tying as hard as he can to become black.


0c3637 No.11130

>>11125

the difference being i've had enough Ant already to last me twelve lifetimes

also a (slim) chance of paul's cum tier wife showing up


2a4e48 No.11131

>>11129

Goddammit based aussie shitposters. Why do you have to be so right all the time?


d5a191 No.11132

Is it only me or did the monsterTrap poster annoy you more than the /SP/ergs did?


5b38fe No.11133

>>11132

I haven't even looked at the front page and didn't notice the post counter


2a4e48 No.11136

>>11132

What is with /sp/ and getting gets?


071930 No.11138

>>11136

autism


9fb523 No.11144

>>11132

How do they have an entire top 25 board that consists of jerking it to shitty drawings?


765f41 No.11147

I LEAVE THE BOARD FOR ONE HOUR. ONE FUCKING HOUR. AND YOU FUCKS FUCK UP THE FUCKING GET

FUCK


9fb523 No.11150

>>11147

to be fair, they fucked it up like 8 times before they actually got it.


765f41 No.11151

>>11150

Nah, they "carpet bombed" it, like they do every GET. No finesse involved, just sloppy GETs.


765f41 No.11163

File: 1433457829743.png (252.66 KB, 647x894, 647:894, 1395907202330.png)

Hamilton wouldn't have lost that GET…


9fb523 No.11169

File: 1433458225443-0.jpg (38.06 KB, 460x276, 5:3, Jody-Scheckter-at-Laverst-….jpg)

File: 1433458225448-1.jpg (31.3 KB, 265x400, 53:80, 2011-023NIEL-1976-b10_3.jpg)

File: 1433458225449-2.jpg (92.09 KB, 390x260, 3:2, jody-scheckter-petal-award.jpg)

File: 1433458225450-3.jpg (228.77 KB, 1680x1120, 3:2, schu-stew-carf-2013.jpg)

>>11163

Jody wouldn't


5b38fe No.11170

>>11169

>tfw had some of Laverstoke park farm's Ice Cream and it's fucking delicious

Water buffalo ice cream is great.


9fb523 No.11171

>>11170

That's a shock. I'll have to have some illegally brought to the U.S. so I can try. Have you had the beer that started the whole controversy?


f1d360 No.11173

>>11170

>>11170

>not going to Vivi's Creamery


2a4e48 No.11174

File: 1433458942083-0.jpg (404.15 KB, 2304x1536, 3:2, 2015 F1 wintertest no1 Bar….jpg)

File: 1433458942084-1.png (10.5 KB, 409x486, 409:486, 1425576758128.png)

File: 1433458942084-2.png (1.13 MB, 800x1178, 400:589, 1432567143782.png)

>>11169

Heil Ferrari


5b38fe No.11175

>>11171

No but I can understand why Jody was getting pissed. It was pretty stupid.

The water buffalo steaks are also really nice.

>>11173

Look, we have already discussed breast milk ice cream. There isn't much else to add.


9fb523 No.11176

File: 1433458984092.jpg (1.3 MB, 3543x2367, 1181:789, Motorsports_torrent-5408.j….jpg)

>>11173

>Not respecting Gilles Villeneuve's dying wish that the world experience Laverstroke Park Farm Ice cream


765f41 No.11177

>>11173

>Supporting Naziberg

I don't think so, Timothy.


9fb523 No.11180

>>11175

That whole controversy was actually retarded. Even more retarded than the hysteria over f1 cars and alcohol advertisement causing drunk driving.


9fb523 No.11181

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>11175

It's really highly regarded too, so I'm very interested in trying it.


9fb523 No.11182

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

AHAHAHA I was looking for a news report on the beer controversy, and I found this video.

This guy has 6 videos exactly 2 minutes 11 seconds long that are pictures of jody sheckter set to elevator music


5b38fe No.11184

>>11182

I've found the exact same for WAGs.

Someone clearly gets off on Jody


f1d360 No.11191

File: 1433462913285.jpg (24.8 KB, 655x414, 655:414, Nico-2.jpg)

>>11175

No but we could talk about it again ;)


fb9d77 No.11205

Going to Montreal tomorrow morning, what should I do? It's my first GP


d5a191 No.11207

>>11205

What tickets do you have? Also take a picture with something that says 8chan /f1/ on it with the track in view


fb9d77 No.11208

>>11207

Casino Straight, I'm a uni student so I couldn't afford the expensive ones even though I wanted. I'll try.


a1621b No.11211

>>11205

Just don't stall in the start or crash to anyone, and ask the pits if you don't know what some of the flags mean.


0c3637 No.11212

>>11205

feed a Timbit to one of those groundhog squirrel things


765f41 No.11215

>>11205

>Find the stands

>Take a seat

>Holler about baguettes and how much you hate Americans like all French Canadians do.


c3b19a No.11216

File: 1433485310024.png (34.15 KB, 528x384, 11:8, reddit.png)

>number 1 post on F1 Reddit

>number 1 comment on that post

This is why you should hate both of them


9fb523 No.11218

File: 1433485855946.jpg (44.71 KB, 400x600, 2:3, xolivia_harrison_jody_sche….jpg)

>>11211

that got a laugh out of me.

>>11216

Is that actually Will Buxton's account? Because that would make the circle jerk so much better, if the sportscasters were in on it too.


c3b19a No.11219

>>11218

>Is that actually Will Buxton's account?

Yep.


765f41 No.11220

>>11216

Will Buxton is a fuckboi, but at least he's not Ant tier.


2a88d2 No.11221

>>11219

So it's true. Faggots really do congregate on Reddit.


9fb523 No.11222

File: 1433486196453.jpg (159.33 KB, 1600x620, 80:31, 4412_3.jpg)

>>11219

Wow.

>>11221

right o


9fb523 No.11223

File: 1433486860965.jpg (67.31 KB, 700x447, 700:447, edit0fi.jpg)

>TFW we're the best discussion site for F1 on the internet and earned that title by default


765f41 No.11224

File: 1433487283597.png (11.38 KB, 429x410, 429:410, 1325707119329.png)

>>11223

Keep telling yourself that.


9fb523 No.11225

File: 1433487610194.jpg (122.22 KB, 680x746, 340:373, jody smile.jpg)

>>11224

make sure you sign out of reddit before you post lest you get doxed! /s


765f41 No.11226

>>11225

>Reddit jokes

It's like I really am back on 4chan! I look forward to more of your exciting and engaging original quips.


9fb523 No.11227

File: 1433487796900.jpg (13.23 KB, 150x200, 3:4, jody wut3.jpg)


c3b19a No.11229

File: 1433488315461.gif (924.73 KB, 700x478, 350:239, reddit circlejerk.gif)

>>11224

>>11226

Found the Redditor


765f41 No.11230

>>11229

Stop it Straya, you're "ruining the comfy."


f1dbdf No.11232

File: 1433489980662.png (85.11 KB, 361x333, 361:333, 1426844213045.png)

>>11230

>implying aussie shitposts aren't comfy as fuck


765f41 No.11233

File: 1433491018257.jpg (51.27 KB, 451x400, 451:400, Dank OC m8.jpg)


4ff034 No.11235

File: 1433492846070.jpg (88.36 KB, 1000x676, 250:169, TimHortonsEdmontonSouth.jpg)

>need to kill many bongs till FP1

>hiatus hernia hurts like hell

>eat five hot dogs with cole slaw anyway

>may be dying

it's going to be rainy and nobody out anyway right?


f1dbdf No.11236

File: 1433493261136.jpg (15.25 KB, 400x300, 4:3, sebastian-vettel-and-givin….jpg)

>>11235

>mfw it's a rainy day and Vettel takes advantage and wins lol


4ff034 No.11237

>>11236

if Leimer doesn't get to go out because of rain, does he get his $37.84 rental fee +deposit back?


5b38fe No.11238

>Verstappen being an arrogant little shit

>Says he won't change his driving style

>Says he won't remove his hands from the wheel if he crashes because 'his arms act as shock absorbers' and everyone else is doing it wrong letting go of the wheel.

Jesus christ Max


765f41 No.11239

>>11238

He'll be out of the sport in two years anyway, so who cares?


4ff034 No.11240

File: 1433499502016.jpg (109.84 KB, 640x480, 4:3, sparks.jpg)

>>11239

with mangled wrists


c3b19a No.11241

File: 1433500888748.jpg (54.57 KB, 620x409, 620:409, 1415563387472.jpg)

>FP1 starts at midnight

>pizza shop closes at 11:30

>tfw my pizza will be slightly colder than is optimal

Why must they make /snacks/ so hard?


4ff034 No.11242

>>11241

what size pizzas did you get? you should start on the medium if you are feeling strong


c3b19a No.11243

>>11242

Planning on getting a 15"

>you proud America?


5b38fe No.11244

>>11242

>You should start on the medium if you are feeling strong

The race is soft, supersoft murrica


c3b19a No.11245

File: 1433502083427.jpg (2.97 KB, 217x120, 217:120, derp.jpg)


765f41 No.11246

File: 1433502571483.jpg (3.16 KB, 118x89, 118:89, 1274652088665.jpg)


5b38fe No.11247

>Rachel Brookes says her dad did some endurance records

>Check it out

>In 1964 twins Tony and Michael Brookes' team in a Kent engined (straight four) Corsair GT set 13 World Speed records at Monza in Italy averaging over 100 mph (160 km/h) for 15,000 miles (24,000 km) in the under 1500 cc class.

Wait she is either the daughter of Tony Brookes or his niece?

Tony Brookes the 5 times GP winner and successful sportscar driver?

Why the fuck has that never been mentioned on Sky?

Or is it a different Tony Brookes?


765f41 No.11249

>>11247

Why is Brookes such an enigma?


5b38fe No.11255

>>11249

I just noticed Tony Brooks the 5 times GP winner, Winner of the British GP and successful sportscar driver is spelt without an 'e' so it probably is a different Tony Brookes.


18c604 No.11257

YOU SON OF A BITCHES NEED TO PUT A FUCKING POST ON OLDER THREADS SAYING

"WE MOVED TO ANOTHER THREAD" goddammit i thought everyone died


765f41 No.11258

>>11257

It takes one glance at the front page to see this thread, stickied, with the most activity in it.

Also we do announce the departure to a new thread.


5b38fe No.11259

>>11257

Mexibro you know we can't go to the bump limit in threads otherwise Opera crashes…..


765f41 No.11260

File: 1433507626277.gif (303.54 KB, 182x360, 91:180, 1428647396828.gif)

>>11259

TOP BANTZ


18c604 No.11262

>>11258

>going to the front page

who does that anyways

>>11259

you too know britbro? you were my greatest allied ;_; i feel betrayed ;_;


5b38fe No.11263

File: 1433508085755.jpg (185.74 KB, 1062x1390, 531:695, Mexico_germany.jpg)

>>11262

It was just too tempting, I couldn't resist


18c604 No.11264

File: 1433508624102.jpg (470.07 KB, 1680x1120, 3:2, hulk-2.jpg)

>Canadians fans in charge of knowing the Force India Drivers


5b38fe No.11265

>>11264

They are probably just waiting for Checo to come out and don't give a shit about Hulk.

Apparently a lot of Mexicans travel to Canada as well as COTA to see Sergio and Esteban.

I feel almost sorry for them.


4ff034 No.11266

>>11264

SFI is so poor their drivers can't even afford new jeans


18c604 No.11267

File: 1433509024771.jpg (308.17 KB, 1680x1120, 3:2, hulk-1.jpg)

>>11265

more like they realize Perez is utter shit and are now gonna ignore him and make Hulk an honorary mexican.


5b38fe No.11268

Teams have rejected refuelling coming back.

Really what is the point of the strategy group?

All they have managed to do is propose something which wasn't going to happen and than rejected it when it became clear it wasn't going to happen.


2fddc3 No.11269

>>11268

It was just an idea. Nothing was set in stone. And they rejected it. Good thing too. The costs would have killed the smaller teams.


4ff034 No.11270

>>11268

if they make it an official meeting they get to write off the hookers as a business expense


765f41 No.11271

File: 1433509707975.jpg (90.59 KB, 800x600, 4:3, The God of Speed.jpg)

Who /slownsteady/ here?


4ff034 No.11272

File: 1433510012391.jpg (52.99 KB, 161x319, 161:319, Nico-Rosberg-thief_CLARIFI….jpg)

anybody in the market for a slightly used helmet?


765f41 No.11273

Kvyat looks like such a downy.


2fddc3 No.11274

File: 1433510249798.jpg (31.7 KB, 599x414, 599:414, VET.jpg)

With the engine update, hopefully Ferrari can be slightly closer to the Silver Bullets. The long straights can hopefully let them stretch their legs.


765f41 No.11275

>Looking straight into the camera

STOP


1fe139 No.11276

File: 1433510410803.jpg (92.23 KB, 634x421, 634:421, sprinkler.jpg)

Sprinklers when?


765f41 No.11277

>>11276

SLOW N STEADY, MAH NIGGA I KNEW YOU'D BE HERE.


18c604 No.11278

>tfw in the last 12 hours i have taken 4 tramadol pills, 2 sleeping pills, 4 diclofenac pills and my left lung and shoulder still feel like someone stabbed me.

help i'm lit and it stills hurts


765f41 No.11279

>>11278

>Being a druggie

>In the year of our lord


2fddc3 No.11280

>>11278

>popping pills

Just use cold or ice water


5b38fe No.11281

>>11278

What happened?


765f41 No.11282

NICO HIT ME

I

C

O

HIT

I

T

ME

E


18c604 No.11283

>>11279

it fucking hurts dude, yesterday i couldn't move at all.

>>11280

i took a really hot shower and didn't help.

>>11281

i don't know, it just started hurting yesterday afternoon, maybe because i was outside all day in the sun and when i came into my room i intermediately turn the ac and fan on and the cold air hit my left side.

>>11282

Sky is on? aww yeah baby! here we go!


5b38fe No.11284

>>11283

It's probably only cancer


1fe139 No.11285

>>11283

Pinched nerve?


18c604 No.11286

>>11284

i knew i shouldn't stop smoking goddammit.


18c604 No.11287

>>11285

i doubt it, but i don't know.

does anyone have a stream? squirrel is death apparently.


18c604 No.11288

nevermind ace is working


5b38fe No.11289

>tfw working from home today and can do all the work while watching F1

This is the best of feels


765f41 No.11290

>Monaco Lewis was better

:^)


765f41 No.11291

>Craig reading Hamiltexts

We've hit the big leagues, lads.


5b38fe No.11292

>tfw BBC race

>tfw THHHHHEEEEEEEE CHHHHHAAAAIIIINNNNNN


2fddc3 No.11293

>>11292

Lee Mckenzie and those jeans are a danger to humanity


765f41 No.11294

File: 1433512016145.jpg (76.22 KB, 720x720, 1:1, Romain Grosjean and some s….jpg)

I swear if Ant is there this weekend, I'm gonna flip.


5b38fe No.11295

>>11294

He will be doing Le Mans stuff


765f41 No.11296


2fddc3 No.11298

At least Lewis moved on from that horrible gold chain.


765f41 No.11299

Wait, Verstappen still thinks he wasn't responsible for the collision?

What a fuckboi.


2fddc3 No.11300

>>11299

It was his fault, he got too greedy and tried to jump on a defensive Grosjean on old tyres.


765f41 No.11301

>>11300

Don't think anybody but him thinks otherwise.


5b38fe No.11302

>>11301

Jos does


c3b19a No.11303

File: 1433512773852.jpg (1.15 MB, 635x340, 127:68, 2a7a0_1310235.jpg)

>be me

>old enough to have watched Vestappen S in F1

>he was young with a lot of talent

>had a huge ego

>wasted his talent

mfw its happening again


5b38fe No.11304

>>11303

To be fair Max just got dumped.

He is pretty much an emotional wreck.


765f41 No.11305

>>11303

Don't worry, he'll become the next Brundle in no time, constantly bringing up how he "used to be an F1 driver back in the day" and thinking of hismelf as overly important when he's not.


4ff034 No.11306

CARS ON TRACK

I thought it would nevre start


c3b19a No.11307

>>11304

Do we know for sure that Sabre left him, not the other way round?

Because LOL if so.


2fddc3 No.11308

Mclaren already broken

WEW


765f41 No.11309

>THE CITY OF MCLAREN


c3b19a No.11310

File: 1433512942572.jpg (17.8 KB, 238x358, 119:179, vettel-zeigt-konkurrenz-de….jpg)

>Ferrari domination begins now


5b38fe No.11311

>McLaren

Just why?


765f41 No.11312

>>11310

I really, really, REALLY like this pic.

Mind if I save it?


18c604 No.11313

>McLaren and Honda brought reliability upgrades

hahahhahahahaha


c3b19a No.11314

>>11312

Sure anon, sure.


4ff034 No.11315

>it's a gearbox problem

>let's just talk about the ICU tokens


5b38fe No.11316

>>11307

Not exactly sure but it seems they split.


765f41 No.11317

>You will never go out for drinks with Di Resta and talk vroom vrooms

;_;


c3b19a No.11318

Honda's reliability changes are such bullshit.

They got a dispensation to change the piston design.

You can't change the pistons without rebuilding the entire bottom end, and refreshing the head and manifold gaskets.

>4.5 engines per season


4ff034 No.11319

>you will never touch di resta's wife's once in a corridor


765f41 No.11320

RAIN IN 20%


c3b19a No.11321

File: 1433513348045.jpg (103.26 KB, 1042x564, 521:282, sad horner.jpg)

>tfw contemplating suicide


765f41 No.11322

Serves them right for going with filthy Frenchman engines.

Never trust a Frenchie.


765f41 No.11323

>Trusting Ted "The Cars Don't Have Spark Plugs" Kravitz to inform you about motors.


c3b19a No.11324

File: 1433513540152.jpg (45.02 KB, 460x460, 1:1, merica.jpg)

>>11322

I wonder if Haas will run a carburetor


5b38fe No.11325

>>11324

NASCAR finally stopped running carburetors a few years ago.


765f41 No.11326

File: 1433513650386.webm (1.35 MB, 720x404, 180:101, USA USA USA USA USA.webm)

>>11324

Dual four barrels all the way nigga.


5b38fe No.11327

>Ben Edwards saying bullshit on tv

Live flogging surely


1fe139 No.11328

>>11324

Cant wait for foot pounds of torque


c3b19a No.11329

File: 1433513802233.webm (1.94 MB, 720x390, 24:13, spark plugs.webm)

>>11323

T E D

E

D


5b38fe No.11330

>Hamilton


c3b19a No.11331

File: 1433513946003.gif (476.78 KB, 400x273, 400:273, Laughing British Man.gif)

>>11328

>mfw Haas gets disqualified at their first race, because of an error while converting the FIA's metric technical regulations to inches


4ff034 No.11332

File: 1433514013996.jpg (33.83 KB, 640x360, 16:9, canadia.jpg)

>the marshals need to be a bit careful


765f41 No.11333

>>11332

Too soon m8. Too soon.


5b38fe No.11334

>Montreal


765f41 No.11335

File: 1433514104308.png (243.45 KB, 388x587, 388:587, 1324241460657.png)

>Putting your staples in the ground


2fddc3 No.11336

Wobbly tyre


765f41 No.11337

>Thanks m8


9fb523 No.11338

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>11238

HAHA what a stupid little shit. They're shock conveyors not absorbers. Look at how mark blundell isnt a shit head and took his hands off the wheel when he knew he was hitting the wall.


1fe139 No.11339

>>11331

>Filename

kek


9fb523 No.11340

>>11243

you should get an 18 inch with as little crust as possible and a disgusting amount of congealed cheese in spirit of the Road Relevant TM tires that they're trying to push.


c3b19a No.11341

>staples drama

Reminds me of Champ Car in Australia many years ago.

V8 Supercar was doing support races as usual. They've always been autistic about drivers hopping the curbs at the chicanes, so they decided they would mount cones on the chicanes. They went about this by making metal plates with bolts sticking up, which they bitumened into the ground, so they could bolt down the cones when the V8's came out.

Problem was, when every other class was out, there were fucking bolts sticking up like tire spikes, and in the very first Champ Car practice, multiple cars got punctures in the first few minutes.

The safety team that traveled without Champ Car came out, saw the retarded bolt plates, and ripped them out of the ground without a single fuck given about the V8's.

>V8 Supercar BTFO


c3b19a No.11342

File: 1433514712196.jpg (19.45 KB, 450x308, 225:154, thumbs up Grosjean.jpg)

>>11339

>being a good sport


4ff034 No.11343

it's a FOD walk


c3b19a No.11344

>>11340

The place that sells the 15" wouldn't answer the fucking phone, even though they were still open. I was fucking pissed.

Ended up having to get a normal size pizza from somewhere else ;__;

>they did have stuffed crust though, so that's something


4ff034 No.11345

all this talk about stuffing crusty big inches and disgusting congealed cheese


5b38fe No.11346

BBC just cursing all over the place


18c604 No.11347

>tfw i want pizza now

>tfw i can't afford it for at least 2 weeks

i'm sad and i want to die.


5b38fe No.11348

>>11347

How much is a pizza in Mexico?

I don't mind paying


9fb523 No.11349

File: 1433515122960.jpg (73.62 KB, 639x426, 3:2, tumblr_lrb5k1IUxZ1qaakzyo1….jpg)

>>11345

lol.

>>11347

you should start a kickstarter so you can buy pizza off of other people's guilt


afafbe No.11350

what was this staples or track safety thing? missed the start


9fb523 No.11351

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>11341

>Touring car series thinking that they can fucking booby trap the curbs

>mentioning v8 supercars without this masterpiece


5b38fe No.11352

>I nearly won the race here last year

Sergio pls

>>11350

There was some staples in some tape going over the pitlane or something like that.

Marshalls were going around with tweezers pulling them out


9e926c No.11353

File: 1433515267967.jpg (81.84 KB, 973x903, 139:129, alonsoautismbox.JPG)

alonso in the mclaren autism box


5b38fe No.11354

JESSY


c3b19a No.11355

>>11350

There were black 3 lines of something with staples sticking up across the pit lane.

Marshals were pulling them out with pliers during the session.

Turns out some previous event that was using the track had stuck some carpet there for something, and didn't clean up properly.


18c604 No.11356

>>11348

like 5 pounds, but Mexico lives in the past and don't accept online payment. :c

thanks for the offer britbro :3

>>11349

i knew of the potato guy who ended up with like 50,000 usd, that was crazy lol


765f41 No.11357

File: 1433515435593.jpg (78.75 KB, 583x514, 583:514, Kvyat of Pripyat.jpg)


2fddc3 No.11358

>>11357

Thanks m8


18c604 No.11359

>>11357

Thanks m8


4ff034 No.11360

Q3 is going to be 8 mercs and 2 ferraris innit


5b38fe No.11361

>>11356

Pity.

I imagine transferring money to mexico for a 1 month supply of pizza would get me questioned by the authorities on drug charges.


18c604 No.11362

>>11361

lol, it would probably raise a few eyebrows.


9fb523 No.11363

File: 1433515692389.jpg (612.22 KB, 2001x1200, 667:400, mario wut.jpg)

>>11361

>Not using this pizza endeavor to launder money


c3b19a No.11364

File: 1433515774925.webm (533.79 KB, 640x360, 16:9, bib.webm)

>HAMILTON


4ff034 No.11365

apparently they have never heard of magnets in canada


5b38fe No.11366

>>11365

They were embedded pretty hard


765f41 No.11367

>>11364

Is it 2011 again?


afafbe No.11368

>>11352

>>11355

interesting, thanks. i can only imagine the intense apologising going on right now


18c604 No.11369

>>11363

there was a pizzeria like that here in my city, they sold super cheap ass pizzas that were really good, didn't had delivery and everytime i went there i had to wait an hour because there were like 50 people everytime.

And it was cool as fuck because there were people on BMW and nice cloths coming for the pizzas and niggas in bikes too. lol

i'm sure there was something shady going on, specially after one day they just close and never open again lol.


4ff034 No.11370

bottas headrest is loose


2fddc3 No.11371

Break dust already from the Williams.


765f41 No.11372

So about those Ferraris…


4ff034 No.11373

TURN 2 STATUS: NOT SOLVED


c3b19a No.11374

File: 1433516092225.webm (384.83 KB, 640x360, 16:9, Classic Crofty.webm)

>>11370

I noticed that too

>You noticed that

>I noticed that

>Crofty didn't


9fb523 No.11375

File: 1433516136463.jpg (10.39 KB, 275x183, 275:183, jody wut4.jpg)

>>11369

Los Zetas Pizza

>seems legit

Interesting


765f41 No.11376

>Spainz


c3b19a No.11377

>>11369

There used to be a fish and chip shop near me, where if you ordered a hamburger with extra lettuce, it came with a baggie of marijuana.

They finally got caught out when a law abiding person ordered a hamburger and actually wanted extra lettuce.


8c8033 No.11378

More like CarLOST sainz amirite


765f41 No.11379

>>11377

What a lil' snitch bitch.


8c8033 No.11380

Valtteri Roundabouttas


9fb523 No.11381

>>11377

AHAHAH. That's fucking brilliant.


765f41 No.11382

>Spinilton


9fb523 No.11383

File: 1433516464090.gif (1.87 MB, 387x213, 129:71, valtteri bottas deal with ….gif)


18c604 No.11384

>>11377

fucking law abiding people, that place thought of everything, the pot to get high and the burger for the munchies later lol


5b38fe No.11385

>Hamilton


765f41 No.11386

Someone talked to him in the corners.


18c604 No.11387

>Spin me round and round

>Hamilton


765f41 No.11388

>This story from Di Besta

;_;


8c8033 No.11389

>>11388

Crofty started crying


2fddc3 No.11390

The track is still slippery.


5b38fe No.11391

>>11377

Damn I like extra lettuce on my burgers.


9fb523 No.11392

>>11388

What did he say? I'm switching streams


765f41 No.11393

>>11389

I thought Paul was crying.


5b38fe No.11394

>>11388

What happened?


8c8033 No.11395

>>11393

Could be, I'm still not sure who is who


4ff034 No.11396

>>11390

they should add some sort of mechanical grip, maybe in the form of tiny metal spikes


765f41 No.11397

>>11392

>>11394

He was going on about how he misses driving in F1, and how he hopes he'll get another chance and all that stuff, all the while it sounds like he's choking back a horde of tears.


c3b19a No.11398

File: 1433516721596.webm (923.25 KB, 640x360, 16:9, Ron in his hugbox.webm)

>McLaren only has sponsors for the rear wing endplate, engine cover, and nose/bulkhead area

>So does Manor


9fb523 No.11399

>>11397

Paul seems like a nice guy, but idk why he would get back to f1 when he's driving like shit in DTM


c3b19a No.11400

File: 1433516765141.jpg (242.5 KB, 900x600, 3:2, Kawaii Manor.jpg)

>Vestappen +3.3

>Merhi +4.0

Dat Manor pace :3


c3b19a No.11401

Image posting lagging for anyone else?


765f41 No.11402

>>11401

Nope, must be your kangaroo powered internet.


5b38fe No.11403

>>11399

tbf DTM is weird.

You can be a great driver in every other series and just flop miserable for no real reason in DTM while being good in DTM doesn't translate to anything.


9fb523 No.11404

>>11400

This is adorable for me everytime i see it.

>>11401

I haven't had issues


2fddc3 No.11405

Finally, the red machines are out again.


9fb523 No.11406

>>11403

I watched a race, and i didnt understand how that was, but yeah, I definitely know what you mean.


9fb523 No.11407

>>11398

I've long hated Mclaren so this schadenfreude is good in my book.


c3b19a No.11408

>Croft completely missing the point that Ferrari are using Friday for race pace testing, like they have all season

>hurr hurr HAMILTON IS FASTER THAN FERRARI


c3b19a No.11409

File: 1433517200968.jpg (78.72 KB, 1024x683, 1024:683, CGvt--jW8AAAhSU.jpg)

S T A P L E S

T

A

P

L

E

S


2fddc3 No.11410

>>11408

He's pretty dumb and blind for being an F1 commentator.


afafbe No.11411

>>11409

staplegate confirmed


c3b19a No.11412

File: 1433517329050.jpg (120.15 KB, 604x760, 151:190, bald.jpg)

>Manor making fun of their mechanic for being bald

God damn they're adorable

>finally a small team you can cheer for


765f41 No.11413

>>11412

Too bad they're still a shitty backmarker team that clogs up the grid.


5b38fe No.11414

>These fucking high quality slow mo zoom in shots

FOM can do some good things


2fddc3 No.11415

Nice Boat


c3b19a No.11416

>>11413

>how typical of an American to not support the little guy

I bet you believe in tickle down economics.


5b38fe No.11417

>Toro Rosso


8c8033 No.11418

>>11378

And now Carstop Sainz

He just keeps delivering, what a kid, trying his best to outmeme memestappen after his Memeco incident


9fb523 No.11419

File: 1433517734635.gif (967.38 KB, 250x200, 5:4, dog pose and smile.gif)

>>11416

>tickle


765f41 No.11420

>>11419

Wait a minute, that gif…


c3b19a No.11421

Fuck this image posting lag is pissing me off


9fb523 No.11422

>>11420

I stole that from a poster on cow


9fb523 No.11423

>>11421

maybe restart your browser?


2fddc3 No.11424

Kimi looking smooth and in control. Looking good.


765f41 No.11425

Betting The house on HAM. I'm gonna be rich, lads.


c3b19a No.11426

>>11423

Did that, still lagging on image/webm posts :(


8c8033 No.11427

File: 1433518177268.jpg (1.03 MB, 1600x1200, 4:3, 1389386949034.jpg)


9fb523 No.11428

File: 1433518169848.gif (1.45 MB, 233x291, 233:291, doesnt make any god damn s….gif)


765f41 No.11429

Maybe check for a Dropbear gnawing on your wires, bro.


9fb523 No.11430

>>11427

Wow that's beautiful, where is that?


8c8033 No.11431

No noticeable lag for me either


c3b19a No.11432

>>11427

>>11428

I hate you guys :'(


765f41 No.11433

DON'T TALK TO ME IN THE CORNERS MAN


5b38fe No.11434

>>11426

Do you meaning posting or loading them?

Because about 8 posts for me just popped into the page.

I thought you guys had just gone quiet.


5f7432 No.11435

>>11427

You have been accepted. Your letter will arrive in 7 days.


765f41 No.11436

>>11434

Were you in another tab?


5b38fe No.11437

>>11436

No.

I was looking at the page and then 8 post just appeared. First one was about 3-4 minutes old


c3b19a No.11438

>>11434

Uploading doesn't work most of the time.

But it wasn't loading images that people had posted for a while before too.


9fb523 No.11439

File: 1433518357899.gif (1022.47 KB, 255x192, 85:64, Jiggy.gif)


8c8033 No.11440

>>11430

Norway


765f41 No.11441

>>11439

That's a cute boy.


9fb523 No.11442

>>11433

Have you seen John Watson defend that? That's when I lost all respect for him


18c604 No.11443

>>11439

god rose was so pretty :c, her voice was angelic, her skin so pale, she teach me how to build a pc with her tutorial video :c


765f41 No.11444

>>11443

Yeah, it's a shame she died :((((


9fb523 No.11445

>>11444

>>11443

Whoa, did not know the backstory here. I just steal images from the internet. Can you fill me in?


18c604 No.11446

>>11444

she didn't die, she just disappeared because /g/ stalked her.


765f41 No.11447

>>11446

Nah m8, she's dead. You aren't aware of what happened, are you? She was stalked in that one thread back on 4/g/, when she got doxxed. A Neckbear said he was "going over", and low and behold she was never heard from again.


8c8033 No.11448

>>11447

>low and behold


18c604 No.11449

>>11447

i want to believe she's alive.

girls that pale are too pretty to die.


765f41 No.11450

>>11448

Excuse me, behold and low.


9fb523 No.11451

http://www.reddit.com/r/randytaylor69 Wow. Plebbit really does have to ruin everything.


2fddc3 No.11452

>>11451

Absolutely terrible.


c3b19a No.11453

>>11451

I'm very much an anti-feminist, but autistic shit like this makes me feel bad for the women-folk


18c604 No.11454

>>11451

damn, poor Rose.


765f41 No.11455

>>11451

>>11452

>>11453

>>11454

>Thinking that is bad

It's nothing compared to the manic obsession /g/ had on her, to the point of doxxing her through a fucking window in one of her videos.


c3b19a No.11456

File: 1433519079640.webm (2.17 MB, 960x540, 16:9, Emilia Pikkarainen babbli….webm)

>>11448

>Finland being confused by common English idioms


5b38fe No.11457

>>11456

stop reminding me I need to find a video where she speaks english


8c8033 No.11458

>>11456

I thought it's "lo and behold"


18c604 No.11459


9fb523 No.11460

>>11458

you're actually correct.


c3b19a No.11461

>>11458

That is true anon. But I assumed you were dumber than that, and were stumped by the saying, rather than pointing out the misspelling.

Hats off to you Finbro.


765f41 No.11462

File: 1433519267877.jpg (9.27 KB, 299x299, 1:1, 1281979357682.jpg)


c3b19a No.11463

File: 1433519367021.jpg (126.01 KB, 1024x576, 16:9, kek.jpg)

>tyre strategy

>strategy


9fb523 No.11464

>>11459

She has a really cute cadence to her speech. Not slurring repeated consonants like many brittrash do.

>>11463

RoGro has always been strong here.


c3b19a No.11465

>tfw no GP2


9fb523 No.11466

>>11465

I wanted a little demolition derby too.


c3b19a No.11467

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Something to watch while waiting for FP2

>Peter Windsor and Craig Scarborough (ScarbsF1) Canada Preview and Tech Updates


c3b19a No.11468

File: 1433520816502.jpg (82.45 KB, 600x473, 600:473, fast.jpg)

>Nico Rosberg has picked up a €1000 fine for pitlane speeding in FP1


9fb523 No.11469

>>11468

oh come on. That's so gay. F1 went until 1994 with out a pit lane speed limit.


765f41 No.11471

>>11468

>>11469

ROSBABBY BTFO


c3b19a No.11472

File: 1433523356006.png (324.92 KB, 660x1008, 55:84, watermelon.png)

>Hamilton fans will defend this


765f41 No.11473

File: 1433523455836.png (95.57 KB, 600x500, 6:5, 1432383921999.png)

>>11472

I can't, I'm sorry.


2fddc3 No.11474

>>11472

>Reading shitty tabloids


c3b19a No.11475

File: 1433523813704.jpg (56.5 KB, 544x468, 136:117, absolutely haram.jpg)

>>11474

>defending closet Muslims


2fddc3 No.11476

>>11475

he is a #blessed Christian.


d5a191 No.11477

>>11476

If I were a grand prix driver, I'd have my alcohol sponsor smuggle some hooch to me on the podium. Fuck these Arab countries if they want a grand prix they better be able to fucking handle champagne on the stand.


c3b19a No.11478

>>11477

But it wasn't on the podium anon, it was at the after party, where non-muslims are allowed to consume alcohol, and hundreds did.

Yet for some reason Hamham didn't…

>protip: because he's a closet muslim


765f41 No.11479

>>11478

He just didn't believe in the consumption of the Devil's elixir.

Gotta stay #BLESSED.


c3b19a No.11480

File: 1433527262560-0.webm (914.6 KB, 960x540, 16:9, sky.webm)

File: 1433527262560-1.jpg (50.89 KB, 534x627, 178:209, flag green.jpg)

WE FP2 NOW

>JUST DRIVE

>JUST DRIVE

>JUST DRIVE

>JUST DRIVE

>JUST DRIVE

>JUST DRIVE

>NICO HIT ME

>JUST DRIVE

>JUST DRIVE

>JUST DRIVE

>JUST DRIVE

>JUST DRIVE

>JUST DRIVE


8c8033 No.11481

Rain in 5?


765f41 No.11482

>>11481

Rain in 5.


5b38fe No.11483

>That static camera showing the cars actually being fast in a straight line


d03680 No.11484

No one cares Paul, just show us your wife


eac06f No.11485

File: 1433527605560.jpg (11.79 KB, 242x359, 242:359, 1416670198169.jpg)

>tfw so busy catching up on the shitposts that I didn't realize it was FP2 time

also NBC isn't running commentary so it's just raw engine sound from the world feed

>mfw


765f41 No.11486

>>11485

So many U.S. broadcasts do that.

Pure laziness mane.


c3b19a No.11487

>Sky

>it's never Hamilton's fault


765f41 No.11488

RAIN IN 5 MINUTES


5b38fe No.11489

>Puncture

Who left the fucking staples out?


c3b19a No.11490

File: 1433527920033.jpg (10.79 KB, 247x256, 247:256, button wtf.jpg)

>the McLaren Honda misfiring crazily


5b38fe No.11491

>Hamilton


765f41 No.11492

>>11490

So nothing out of the ordinary then.


c3b19a No.11493

>Hamilton

C H O K E

H

O

K

E


eac06f No.11494

>old man photog hiding in the bush

2spooky


bdc545 No.11495

File: 1433528114260.jpg (264.58 KB, 796x1300, 199:325, 1401017610285.jpg)

>finally a decently timed race

>real life won't let me watch it

I rather have races at 6 am


d03680 No.11496

File: 1433528156528.jpg (28.74 KB, 598x399, 598:399, BV0Wn-3CQAErIYA.jpg)

>tfw imagining Hamilel smashing into the wall of champions and breaking both of his legs

>has to sit out the rest of the season and watch Nico run away with the hip

>Nico dedicates his wins to his wife and newborn daughter while Lewis is busy getting a handjob from a teenage kartrashian jenner


765f41 No.11497

File: 1433528192043.webm (3.95 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, Normies get out.webm)

>>11495

>Not being hype for an 11 A.M. race


18c604 No.11498

FUCK all the drugs i took finally hit me and fell asleep


c3b19a No.11499

File: 1433528369955.png (8.63 KB, 313x257, 313:257, chrome.png)

>>11497

>not sure if amazingballs, or autismballs

>mfw chrome thinks one is a word, and one isn't


5b38fe No.11500

>Felipe Massa, the young Brazilian

come on Allen


18c604 No.11501

>>11495

oh hey another mexibro, it's been weeks since i saw you here.

hello


18c604 No.11502

>>11500

well if you are 80 someone who is 40 is young to be young

like for us in our 20's a 5 year old is young.


c3b19a No.11503

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>11501

>two Mexibros

There can only be one…


18c604 No.11504

File: 1433528682914.jpg (52.5 KB, 618x412, 3:2, 135412341235.jpg)

>>11503

he's the meerkat hating mexibro.

i'm the meerkat loving mexibro.

really easy to know who is who.


bdc545 No.11505

>>11501

>>11504

yep, that's is me


c3b19a No.11506

File: 1433528855011.jpg (80.85 KB, 582x378, 97:63, ted.jpg)

>>11504

>hating meerkats


c3b19a No.11507

File: 1433528954017.jpg (41.01 KB, 347x297, 347:297, Bernie.jpg)

>Sky is reading tweets from Hamilton fans


765f41 No.11508

>>11507

WE DID IT.

HAMILNATION IS FINALLY COMING TO FRUITION.


765f41 No.11509

RAIN IN 5 MINUTES


5b38fe No.11510

>FOM now show weather updates

Thank you uncle bernie


c3b19a No.11511

File: 1433529102951.gif (944.88 KB, 312x213, 104:71, its happening kimi.gif)

>>11509

WE CALLED IT


c3b19a No.11512

File: 1433529262784.png (5.06 KB, 470x457, 470:457, sad adolf.png)

>>11494

old man photog hiding in the bush has a grill with him now

>tfw even old men photog's hiding in bushes have grills, and I'm forever alone


eac06f No.11513

File: 1433529291092.jpg (110.79 KB, 1024x768, 4:3, 1377427289841.jpg)

>>11511

a broken clock is always right twice a day, friend :^)


8c8033 No.11514

>>11513

Not necessarily, depends how it's broken. Like if it's missing both hands there is even no time to show.

Stopped clock however would be, assuming no other damage is present.


c3b19a No.11515

>DiResta stating that F1 wheels are "magnesium or aluminium"

>aluminium rims in F1

Has he been listening to Ted?


d03680 No.11516

Welp session over boys

Gotta save engine mileage. Thanks FIA


823a3b No.11517

>>11512

you could always be an old man photographer, hiding in bushes and taking photos of girls


18c604 No.11518

>Rain

well… back to my drug induced sleep.


c3b19a No.11519

>>11516

>being American

>not using the opportunity to blame Canada

Communist.


765f41 No.11520

Might as well just stop watching now.


eac06f No.11521

File: 1433529767558.jpg (56.97 KB, 491x672, 491:672, 1425417683790.jpg)


765f41 No.11522

File: 1433529832085.jpg (41.71 KB, 500x388, 125:97, 1433515883972.jpg)


c3b19a No.11523

File: 1433529869701.jpg (305.95 KB, 720x1280, 9:16, prego.jpg)

>>11517

I've taken plenty of creepshots, but never from a bush

>oc

>dem milky tits


5b38fe No.11524

>>11515

The wheel rims have to be made of AZ70 or AZ80 magnesium alloys.

After Magnesium the next highest content is Aluminium.


765f41 No.11525

>>11523

Did you take this?

Were you lumbering around the store searching for preggos to snap a pic of?


c3b19a No.11526

File: 1433530024566.jpg (399.11 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, prego 2.jpg)

>>11525

I wasn't searching, but I saw her when I was shopping, and took the opportunity


5b38fe No.11527

>HARSE F1 Team

We just refuse to say ass


18c604 No.11528

>that van damne ad

what… well…ok


c3b19a No.11529

>>11524

This is true anon. I was more looking for a reason to hate on Di Resta, than to make technical claims.

>blinded by hate


765f41 No.11530

>>11528

It's the gayest thing since OP's birth video.


5b38fe No.11531

>>11529

I just like going through the technical regulations


c3b19a No.11532

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA


5b38fe No.11533

>HAMILTON


765f41 No.11534

RED FLAG

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH


18c604 No.11535

>HAMILTON

HAHAHAHAHAH


c3b19a No.11536

File: 1433530254665.jpg (117.36 KB, 1041x552, 347:184, HAHAHAHHAA.jpg)

Funniest moment of the year so far


000000 No.11537

Niggerton BTFO!


765f41 No.11538

>Slippington


5b38fe No.11539

>Sending drivers out to be nice to the crowd

>Fucks it up

>Mercedes

>Hamilton


2fddc3 No.11540

What you doing ham


765f41 No.11541

Why didn't Hamilton just rip the E-Brake and do a hektik skid?


18c604 No.11542

>SKY ALREADY BLAMING MERCEDES HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>meanwhile Rosberg safe and sound

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH


8c8033 No.11543

I'm having some weird af van damme ad instead of Hamilkeks


000000 No.11544

This man and his tires.

>lets go for the intermediates

>that should be enough


c3b19a No.11545

OH FOR FUCK SAKES

>Croft:

>"I wonder who made the call to send Lewis out"

THAT FUCKING CUNT

HE'S STILL WORKING THE "MERCEDES MAKING BAD CALLS" ANGLE

I FUCKING HATE YOU CROFT.

YOU ARE A CANCER ON F1


765f41 No.11546

>>11545

You're gonna give yourself an aneurysm m8, calm down.


8c8033 No.11547

>>11543

Fug my stream is a bit behind apparently


765f41 No.11548

Yeah Crofty, gotta protect those tractor cunts.


c3b19a No.11549

File: 1433530565138.jpg (63.15 KB, 534x627, 178:209, flag tractor.jpg)


18c604 No.11550

File: 1433530622149.png (217.07 KB, 329x494, 329:494, 1365878016395.png)

>Hamilton's car


000000 No.11551

>>11545

>"I wonder who made the call to send Lewis out"

Yeah. I would assume Lewis played some part of it.

How about this: If Lewis sees that he's driving through a fucking lake on intermediates, how about he slows the fuck down? The car has a first and second gear.


8c8033 No.11552

Hahahahamilton

Sky sperg out again


765f41 No.11553

His car may be busted, but his body stays blessed.

#TEAMLH

#HATERBLOCKERS

#BLESSED


c3b19a No.11554

>Croft making fun of tweets that cheered Hamilton coming out, then raged at Mercedes over the decision when he crashed

You did the same thing, you useless piece of shit!!


000000 No.11555

>lewis car getting fucked up be the tractor

It's gonna be a fun night for Mercedes. It's only quali tomorrow though, no biggie. :^)


eac06f No.11556

>Jenson why are you crying

>Thingken of horsepower


765f41 No.11557

>>11556

>Jenson why are you crying

>Thingken of front end grip


8c8033 No.11558

tractor cunt strikes again


18c604 No.11559

File: 1433530935235.png (202.92 KB, 412x412, 1:1, hindutears.png)

>Hamilton fans and Sky and Crofty's face


5b38fe No.11560

File: 1433531063785.jpg (76.65 KB, 720x960, 3:4, Horner_ass.jpg)

>mfw watching BBC and they aren't talking about Mercedes being evil and just having a chat with Horner


c3b19a No.11561

File: 1433531105079.png (35.55 KB, 606x338, 303:169, lotus.png)

>Mercedes BTFO

B T F O

T

F

O

>based Lotus Twitter


5b38fe No.11562

That is pretty much undrivable.


765f41 No.11563

Exhilarating FP2 session, truly captivating stuff.


18c604 No.11564

why can't they stop the session and restart once the rain stops? i mean … they have several hours of sunlight still.


765f41 No.11565

>>11564

Because they've got other shit to do beside F1 on the track.


000000 No.11566

21 minutes left. Get Lewis out in another car you lazy niggers.


5b38fe No.11567

>>11565

>>11564

Also TV contracts means that you wouldn't be able to see it anyway


18c604 No.11568

>>11565

>>11567

oh… oh well i still have fun just watching the rain on the track


c3b19a No.11569

File: 1433531641038.webm (580.56 KB, 600x338, 300:169, hamilkek.webm)


c3b19a No.11570

File: 1433531699290.webm (940.1 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, canadians.webm)

>Canadians


5b38fe No.11571

Thank you FOM camera man


5b38fe No.11572

>>11571

Someone better have screen capped that


c3b19a No.11573

>>11571

>>11572

What I miss?


8c8033 No.11574

>>11569

He probably mistook that for the wall of the champions and thought about making spectacular slow-mo crash into the wall since he's a champion


18c604 No.11575

Seb you bitch you have a phone, get a twitter you cunt, i wanna tweet at you.


5b38fe No.11576

>>11573

FOM camera panned up on some nice pair of legs and a pair of jean shorts and a pink top under an umbrella.

Rewind and find it.


c3b19a No.11577

>>11576

Can't; streaming :(

If it doesn't show up I'll torrent the session and webm it.


765f41 No.11578

>Drivers too pussy to go out in the rain

Guys, I don't think this semen slurping "sport" is for me.


d03680 No.11579

>>11578

Teams, not the drivers. Can't risk the potential damage and putting mileage on engines when they're limited to 4 per year


eac06f No.11580

dat biosphere

last time I was in montreal was before I was into F1 and I was walking around the neighboring island not realizing there was a GOAT track five min away


5b38fe No.11581

File: 1433532293815-0.jpg (131.63 KB, 1919x1079, 1919:1079, FOM.JPG)

File: 1433532293815-1.jpg (172.54 KB, 1919x1079, 1919:1079, FOM_1.JPG)

>>11577

Went back and screencapped.

Would be better as webm


765f41 No.11582

File: 1433532318125.jpg (7.71 KB, 331x240, 331:240, 1274651334857.jpg)

>>11581

SWEET JESUS


18c604 No.11583

File: 1433532320696.jpg (45.34 KB, 358x344, 179:172, 1431449407470.jpg)

>>11581

i would


765f41 No.11584

>>11583

Sorry bruh, Canadians are notorious for their dislike of Mexicans.

I can probably put in a good word for you after I'm done, though.


c3b19a No.11585

File: 1433532414712.gif (21.46 KB, 455x364, 5:4, erection.gif)

>>11581

She's at a ripe age


18c604 No.11586

>>11584

what? Canadians like mexicans, heck our countries have a job thing were you can apply to get a job in canada and go live there and shit.


5b38fe No.11587

>>11586

Why the fuck are you still in Mexico?


eac06f No.11588

>imagine dragons in the background

>qts taking selfies

normie levels off the charts


765f41 No.11589

File: 1433532672436.jpg (25.85 KB, 680x583, 680:583, 1431230697223.jpg)


5b38fe No.11590

File: 1433532698584.jpg (203.28 KB, 595x886, 595:886, Lee_vettel_I_swear_I_didin….jpg)

>Lee giggling with Vettel at a joke he told


c3b19a No.11591

>>11590

Those two have been flirting for years.


18c604 No.11592

>>11587

you need to be a nurse, engineer or something else i don't remember.

http://www.empleo.gob.mx/en_mx/empleo/acuerdo_de_cooperacion_laboral_mexicocanada_

if it was just being a janitor i would have done it instantly lol.

>>11588

i like imagine dragons, well like 2 songs.


8c8033 No.11594

How to access the henno stream again? It now redirects to some private subreddit.

It had the multitude of different stream qualities down to 480p which would suit me since I am currently at the very middle of the nowhere and my temporary internet connection seems to be unable to cope with ace player without major lag every 10 seconds.


c3b19a No.11595

File: 1433533302864.webm (1.63 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, babysitting.webm)

>Mercedes having to babysit Lewis like an overly emotional child

(taken from: http://www.formula1.com/content/fom-website/en/video/2015/6/Moving_on_from_Monaco_for_Mercedes.html, it's actually quite interesting )


c3b19a No.11596

http://connectcast.tv/hennogarvie

pass= PastorDNF

>pastor dnf

>fucking reddit circlejerks


8c8033 No.11597

>>11596

Thank you Australia you are my greatest ally.


c3b19a No.11598

>>11596

derp, missed the reply numbers :^)

>>11595

>>11595


c3b19a No.11599

>>11598

And I fucked that up too.

It's 5:45am and my brain doesn't work anymore


eac06f No.11600

>>11595

positive to the SC delta, no?


18c604 No.11601

File: 1433533617223.jpg (316.05 KB, 1680x2410, 168:241, 56 546 546546 546.jpg)

How can anyone dislike Rosberg is beyond me.


8c8033 No.11602

>>11601

I wonder how big his grin was when passing spinned Hamilton in FP1 and then crashed Hamilton in FP2


18c604 No.11603

File: 1433533795853.jpg (79.55 KB, 1348x899, 1348:899, 7.jpg)

>>11602

something like this i suppose.


c3b19a No.11604

>>11602

Could you imagine Sky's reaction if it was the other way round?

>Rosberg cracking under pressure

>Rosberg mentally destroyed


8c8033 No.11605

>>11595

So basically Hamilton insisted on boxing anyway despite the team ultimately deciding to stay out but changing the view after he panicked about the wheels. Still the Mercs calculated the gap wrong which gave them false sense of safety but it's not like the team robbed Hamilton of victory like it's been mainly painted.


8c8033 No.11606

>wheels

*tyres


c3b19a No.11607

>>11605

Yep. That's why Lewis has shut up instead of blasting the team in public like he usually would. He knows he's to blame just as much as the team.

The Brit media as usual is riding Lewis's dick, and is doing everything it can to place 100% of the blame on the team though.

For example, look at the way they're reporting the FP2 crash:

http://www1.skysports.com/watch/video/9876427/mercedes-error-as-hamilton-aquaplanes

>"Mercedes error as Hamilton aquaplanes?"

Mercedes fault again, never Lewis's.


5b38fe No.11608

>>11607

>Brit media

pls do not include the BBC with Sky


c3b19a No.11609

Full version of Hamilton's FP2 fuckup, for those who missed it.

https://vid.me/gYbe


c3b19a No.11610

>>11608

Fair point. BBC aren't perfect, but they don't stoop to yellow journalism like SkyF1 does.


765f41 No.11611

>>11601

>Loving a nazi

They persecuted people like poor old Hamilton you know.


18c604 No.11612

>>11611

Yes, i know.

fuck niggers


c3b19a No.11613

File: 1433535023440.webm (2.89 MB, 640x360, 16:9, Reich.webm)

>>11611

>Loving a nazi

>implying Nazi's aren't lovable


765f41 No.11614

File: 1433535219380.jpg (5.73 KB, 185x180, 37:36, 1274651545766.jpg)

>>11612

>>11613

My word, the nazis have resurrected.


18c604 No.11615

>>11613

this thing is actually hilarious, fantastic.


8c8033 No.11616

File: 1433535302366.webm (6.15 MB, 640x360, 16:9, man of steel hitler.webm)

Oy vey is this a nazi thread now

I did nazi this coming


c3b19a No.11617

>>11615

I was going to save it for a Nico or Vettel win, but the opportunity was too good.


5b38fe No.11618

>>11617

I have Natalia Poklonskaya and Putin already saved for Sochi.

>tfw Natalia is too busy evading her arrest warrant and working 14hrs a day to come to the race.


c3b19a No.11619

File: 1433536044033.gif (463.54 KB, 240x428, 60:107, 1383346543094.gif)

>>11618

>tfw she is finally captured, sent to prison, is made some big girls bitch, and lives out the rest of her days licking pussy


5b38fe No.11620

>>11619

FUCK YOU SHE IS STRONG.

She has already had to survive two bomb assassination attempts.


c3b19a No.11621

>>11620

I hope her tongue is strong too

>she'll need it to be


765f41 No.11622

>>11616

CARRRRRRLLLLLOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSSSSSS


5b38fe No.11624

>wheels will remain 13 inches.

Good but this is making me wonder if any change announced for 2017 will actually happen.


f67189 No.11626

>>11624

nothing's gonna change as long as the teams have any say


6857a9 No.11628

>girl next to me on my stand didn't have an umbrella or anything

>her short shorts got all wet and stuck to her skin

i can't take this guys


5b38fe No.11629

>>11628

Was she wearing a pink top?


d5a191 No.11630

>>11628

Pix pix pix


c3b19a No.11631

>>11628

Was this her?

>>11581


6857a9 No.11632

>>11629

>>11630

>>11631

No, she was wearing brown shorts, I forget what colour her top was. No pix (not even of the cars) because I forgot to charge my camera since I'm retarded. Maybe tomorrow


9fb523 No.11633

>>11632

don't you have a phone that has a potato camera?

Make sure you get laid for the rest of us.


5b38fe No.11634

>>11633

>>11632

Mid climax ask if she prefers pull or push rod suspension.


9fb523 No.11635

>>11634

obviously she prefers outboard double wishbones like any classy lady who isnt interested in aero.


5b38fe No.11636

>>11635

Yeah but she is canadian.


9fb523 No.11637

>>11636

Speaking of Canadians and class. How many instances of denim on denim did you see? or is that not a thing in montreal.


c3b19a No.11639

File: 1433545831797.webm (3.57 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, beautiful underaged Canad….webm)

DELIVERED


5b38fe No.11640

>>11639

>That gasp from Paul


f1d360 No.11642

File: 1433549621875.jpg (1.36 MB, 2400x3600, 2:3, 167.jpg)

I'm not too late for the Reich, am I?


18c604 No.11643

File: 1433550421784.jpg (57.32 KB, 368x540, 92:135, 1322370977955.jpg)

>>11642

>tfw if hitler had won we would live in a world where pale girls would reign instead of the tan or dark girls.


f1d360 No.11644

>>11643

Well maybe if you had fought us instead of allying with us, we wouldn't be in this predicament. Thanks mexico


14980d No.11647

Random question:

What sort of woman would it take to become a driver in F1?


c3b19a No.11648

File: 1433571313318.jpg (324.75 KB, 1026x1440, 57:80, hes not even a good trap.jpg)


be4dcb No.11649

>>11647

I think the only real chance would be either a second generation driver (woman that is the child of a successful driver) that has the benefit of the tutelage and the genetic predisposition, or a female driver that is a successful sportswoman at something with a vaguely similar skill set (think skiing) crossing over to f1.

The closest woman to ever being competitive in f1 was divina galica, who was an Olympic skiier.

Tons of women have the money and sponsorship to run as high as gp2 or Indy, they just mostly suck.


14980d No.11650

File: 1433571933329.jpg (119.98 KB, 1024x768, 4:3, danica_patrick_10-1024.jpg)

>>11648

What about a head-strong woman that knew what she was doing (in her head)


be4dcb No.11651

>>11648

Also,

>implying there's such a thing as a good trap

>implying its not just a spectrum of passable to "maybe if I weren't wearing glasses"

All the best people in lighting, PhotoShop, wardrobe, and photography tried and couldn't make him look female.


be4dcb No.11652

>>11650

>trampstamp

Fucking dropped!


4ff034 No.11653

File: 1433575962213-0.jpg (178.3 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, lodus.jpg)

File: 1433575962214-1.jpg (109.35 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, ss2015-06-05-04h38m24s218.jpg)

File: 1433575962214-2.jpg (247.44 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, ss2015-06-05-21h31m06s218.jpg)

just watched FP2, lolaquaplaneboat aside

what is with this brake bleeding system? two dudes and a 90 degree petcock? I've been bleeding brakes with a one-way valve bottle since I was 12. they are only like three bucks and anyway shouldn't they have some sort of crazy argon blanket vacuum system or something

also Brundle was right, the McLaren livery does look a lot better up close than it does from the onboards and overheads


be4dcb No.11655

>>11653

Lotus could be being extra meticulous in the wake of pastor's brake failures. McLaren livery still looks like shit. Still the old hrt livery.


4ff034 No.11656

File: 1433576709322.jpg (339.66 KB, 1270x846, 635:423, d11ita1545.jpg)

>>11655

seems like having two people and some semaphore hand signal shit straight out of trafalgar would only multiply the chances of failures

I mean if you go to a Jiffy Brakes and have your toyota sienna worked on they will only use one spotty teenager

also best HRT coming thru


14980d No.11657

>tfw it's a wet day in canadia and Vettel makes love with the wet pussy track

>did I just say wet pussy track?

>yeah I did.


4ff034 No.11658

>>11657

wet pussy track was my favorite prog-klezmer band


c3b19a No.11659

File: 1433582271321.png (1.54 MB, 1280x1148, 320:287, danicaNip.png)


14980d No.11660

>>11659

I bet her cock is bigger than mine.


765f41 No.11662

>>11648

>American "athletes"


5e35f3 No.11663

>tfw no qt.3.14 millionaire gf while placing pole in F1 qualy in 2015


765f41 No.11664

Wake up you faggots, it's FP3 time.


18c604 No.11665

>>11664

45 minutes


765f41 No.11666

>Ted and Crofty nearly killing Johnny


765f41 No.11667

NICO HIT ME

I

C

O

H

I

T

M

E


5b38fe No.11668

>Have a lie in

>Make a bacon butty

>Practise hasn't started yet

Good morning


18c604 No.11669

File: 1433599246132.png (151.65 KB, 438x420, 73:70, 1376803112237.png)

>tfw not high on painkillers today

what a busy day today!

Formula E, Practice, Qualy and Indycar Texas race!


d03680 No.11670

>>11664

>I only started watching 5 minutes ago and missed all of the coverage Rachel was doing

shoot me


c3b19a No.11671

File: 1433599259057.jpg (50.89 KB, 534x627, 178:209, flag green.jpg)

FP3 IS GO


5b38fe No.11672

>>11668

>>11669

>Realised I just missed Formula E

Shit.

Oh well I watch it when this session is finished


765f41 No.11673

>Dat dorifto


c3b19a No.11674

>McLelen

Soon people won't even remember them being good

>Williams 2.0


765f41 No.11675

>MUH RULEBOOK

Fuck off Crofty.


c3b19a No.11676

>Verstappen with so many grid penalties that he'll start from GP2. Which is where he belongs anyway.

>>11675

Indeed


d03680 No.11677

>>11675

And now you've done it. Now he's bitching about the final chicane again


5e35f3 No.11678

File: 1433599893930.png (141.94 KB, 250x250, 1:1, 1425003209322.png)

>>11669

>mfw using pain killers and not going to your local liquor store and getting your score there.


c3b19a No.11679

>Croft talking about his little sausage


5b38fe No.11680

>>11677

What specifically?

Edwards and McNish are being fine with it


765f41 No.11681

>>11678

>Trusting Jamal and Enrique to provide you with quality goods.


18c604 No.11682

what a bitch ted

>put Rosberg on his place blablabla

bitch

>>11678

i was high on painkillers because i had actual pains lol.


c3b19a No.11683

>Hamilton not on track yet

>Sky constantly talking about Hamilton


765f41 No.11684

That's not Pastor Crofty.


5e35f3 No.11685

>>11683

does Ted dream about Hamilton at night?


765f41 No.11686

>>11685

I think all of Sky does.


c3b19a No.11687

>they're reading tweets again

pls kill me


765f41 No.11688

TRICKY

R

I

C

K

Y


5b38fe No.11689

>>11687

Just watch the BBC


bdc545 No.11690

>>11687

#askcrofty would you rather suck one hamilton sized dick or a thousand rosberg sized dicks?


5e35f3 No.11691

>>11688

BULLY

U

L

L

Y


18c604 No.11692

>>11687

this is why i love twitter, you can tweet shit and someone out there will read you.


c3b19a No.11693

>Croft defending Lewis, by saying that "stay positive" wasn't about him being a whiny bitch

>Can't accurately explain what it means.

Perfect example of Croft. Defend Lewis, even though you have no understanding of what you're defending him about.


765f41 No.11694

File: 1433601188392.gif (25.24 KB, 624x525, 208:175, 1433494927556.gif)


5b38fe No.11695

>>11693

What he didn't say it was the engineer telling him to stay positive with the delta time behind the safety car?

That is like basic fucking shit.

Crofty was actually okay doing FP sessions when he was at the Beeb. He should never have been given anymore power.


765f41 No.11696

>Felipe Crashr


c3b19a No.11697

>>11695

According to Croft, and I quote:

"it's something to do with the pit stop"

That's all he could explain. Di Resta had to save him and explain it.


18c604 No.11698

>Nasr


d03680 No.11699

File: 1433601494097.jpg (63.15 KB, 534x627, 178:209, 1425229897964.jpg)


5b38fe No.11700

>Nasr

How did you manage that?


765f41 No.11701

File: 1433601503343.jpg (17.32 KB, 296x376, 37:47, 1333267344148.jpg)

>Losing it on the tire warmup


c3b19a No.11702

N A S R

A

S

R


436903 No.11703

Felipe Crashr


765f41 No.11704

Well good thing about him potentially being out of quali, is that he'll still have that last grid spot secured.

:^)


d03680 No.11705

File: 1433601582048.jpg (146.6 KB, 970x647, 970:647, bb9c09d9.jpg)

Why couldn't it be eric's son?


c3b19a No.11706

File: 1433601625835.gif (901.85 KB, 275x251, 275:251, evil-smile.gif)

>mfw something bad happens to a Sauber

Fuck you Monisha


18c604 No.11707

he crashed almost like Newgarden on Indycar, on the gap.


765f41 No.11708

>Dem Ferraris


765f41 No.11709

CurryTits strikes again.


5b38fe No.11710

>Horner wants more marginal tyres

>After 3 years of complaining about marginal tyres

I shouldn't be surprised by this


5e35f3 No.11711

I hate to be the "nigger without an acestream code" or the "shitskin without a password" but I was wondering, what is the best stream link to date?


765f41 No.11712


c3b19a No.11713

>>11711

http://connectcast.tv/hennogarvie

pass= PastorDNF

>le reddit jokes


18c604 No.11714

alright fam, see you in 2 hours.


436903 No.11715

>>11711

Ace: a6192e7122c79a02346f674f7f9d964e713f8194

henno: HD 50fps http://connectcast.tv/hennogarvie

pass: PastorDNF

or http://henno.info/ with streams of lesser quality too


765f41 No.11716

>The shitty of McLaren


5b38fe No.11717

>McLaren

PLS MCLAREN JUST ONCE


bdc545 No.11718

Another red flag, thanks a lot Jenson


18c604 No.11719

>Mclhalahahahaha


436903 No.11720

Red flags again


d03680 No.11721

File: 1433602469153.jpg (149.6 KB, 960x640, 3:2, 1428637054507.jpg)

I'm getting to be quite a bit booty blasted about McHonda lately

This is no way for two world champions, one of which is the best driver in F1 right now to be spending their time.


18c604 No.11722

now i'm actually going knowing i won't miss anything more lol


436903 No.11723

Is the clock supposed to roll during red flags or is it just FOM broadcast guys fucking up?


5b38fe No.11724

>>11723

Broadcast schedule means the clock has to keep going


765f41 No.11725

File: 1433602590961.jpeg (81.79 KB, 1024x1024, 1:1, 1432474373639.jpeg)

>>11721

>One of which is the best drive in F1 right now

Didn't know Hamilton went back to McLaren


d03680 No.11726

>>11723

During practice the time doesn't stop, only during races


d03680 No.11727

>>11725

m8 please, do you ever take a day off of trolling?


765f41 No.11728

File: 1433602673530.jpg (121.36 KB, 1024x768, 4:3, 1431762343772.jpg)

>>11727

This board never sleeps, and neither do I.


5e35f3 No.11729

>>11725

he just looks gayer every day, wow


765f41 No.11730

The plot thickens.


d03680 No.11731


765f41 No.11732

File: 1433602950902.gif (2.68 MB, 255x191, 255:191, 1329296062661.gif)

>>11731

THE MOTHERLOAD


765f41 No.11733

>Engine change

Somebody put Mclelen out of their misery.


b8831b No.11734

>they brought an engine reliability upgrade


765f41 No.11735

File: 1433603104387.jpg (86.49 KB, 420x238, 30:17, 1329637476219.jpg)

LGTSS

>The approximate vicinity of McLaren-Honda


5e35f3 No.11736

>girls attacking the paddock

>feminism YES!


c3b19a No.11737

File: 1433603191005.png (108.24 KB, 389x597, 389:597, top kek shelf.png)


765f41 No.11738

>>11736

Wait what, we got a feminazi attack?


5e35f3 No.11739

lol he's so short


765f41 No.11740

>>11739

Say that to his face fucker not online and see what comes about.


5e35f3 No.11741

>>11740

He'd fucking sue me, like a true jew


436903 No.11742

File: 1433603415013-0.webm (2.9 MB, 438x240, 73:40, 1433478055291[1].webm)

File: 1433603415013-1.jpg (32.42 KB, 445x250, 89:50, 1433473260031[1].jpg)


5e35f3 No.11743

>tfw only experiencing ads during f1 commercials


765f41 No.11744

>>11742

>Those prim and proper ladies appalled at these she-beast's outbursts

I shall rescue thee, fair maidens.


5e35f3 No.11745

F1 qualy predictions:

1.ROS

2.VET

3.HAM


c3b19a No.11746

File: 1433604129483.webm (2.53 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, nasr.webm)

>Nasr being retarded enough to open the DRS while weaving


5e35f3 No.11748

>>11746

leave it to a south american latino to fuck shit up.


765f41 No.11749

File: 1433605381998.jpg (7.31 KB, 236x240, 59:60, 1282579218339.jpg)

>>11745

>Ros and Vet up there when HamilGOAT has been dominating this entire weekend


5e35f3 No.11750

File: 1433605721995.jpg (76.51 KB, 728x582, 364:291, 2014qualy.jpg)

>>11749

>implying Hamilton can even qualify in Canada compared to Cuckberg

>implying Ferrari hasn't made leaps and bounds since 2014


d03680 No.11752

>>11750

>cuckberg

Alright the cuck thing is getting a bit silly now


5e35f3 No.11755

File: 1433606270893.jpg (84.81 KB, 634x732, 317:366, 1428868517344.jpg)

>>11752

>>11752

can't handle the cuck?


4ff034 No.11757

>on the go

>and the best bits on dee mond


5b38fe No.11758

THHHHHHHHEEEEEEE CHHHHAAAAAAIIIIINNNNNN


5b38fe No.11759

>Eddie montage

Aww yeah


4ff034 No.11760

why does sky cuck itself with big black letterbox cuckbars for their intro cuckpieces


5e35f3 No.11761

>>11758

Never break da chain


d03680 No.11762

File: 1433606669676.jpg (83.67 KB, 534x800, 267:400, 1422769749586.jpg)

Jenson is officially not taking part of quali. Engine change needed


5b38fe No.11763

>DC

>Eddie


c3b19a No.11764

>>11762

>people not putting any effort in


d03680 No.11765

>>11764

But I'm the shitty mspaint guy, it's my thing


4ff034 No.11766

james allen has such an odd looking face


5b38fe No.11767

>BBC blaming Lewis and then just moving on to this weekend


5e35f3 No.11768

>>11767

>BBC

>even listening to it


d03680 No.11769

>>11767

>tfw even Brundle is turning into a hamilcuck

HOW THE FUCK CAN MERCEDES KNOW IF THE CARS BEHIND HAMILTON ARE GOING TO BE PITTING OR NOT, WHAT THE FUCK. It's literally impossible to know. All of the teams send their pit crew out just in case, there's no way to tell if they're actually going to pit or are just trying to ruse Mercedes/Hamilel into making a mistake


4ff034 No.11770

is the entire qualy buildup going to be hamilton shit? i would have stayed in bed on the wet spot


5b38fe No.11771

>>11768

>Watching the LewisLoveShow on Sky


5e35f3 No.11772

File: 1433607255653.jpg (29.06 KB, 534x629, 534:629, 1426152103481.jpg)

Imagine: You are a 17 year old and you are somehow a part of F1.

What would you do with yourself? Which women would you fuck? Which personal cars would you drive? Which operating systems would you use? Which people would you congregate with? etc….


765f41 No.11773

File: 1433607422915.gif (1.98 MB, 335x258, 335:258, 1428363108485.gif)

>>11755

M'lady.


4ff034 No.11774

>>11772

17 means you can date 4yos rite


5b38fe No.11775

>Interview with Mosley

Okay that is a bit much


5e35f3 No.11776

>>11774

You just opened my mind to a whole different level.


765f41 No.11777

File: 1433607751505.jpg (26.67 KB, 233x253, 233:253, 1396078728533.jpg)

Lucky 777s for HamilGOAT pole


4ff034 No.11778

>was it any different?

>no, not really

except massa was cleared and then cleared again on appeal herberto


436903 No.11779

>>11777

>777

>7 and 77

Finnish double victory confirmed


c3b19a No.11780

File: 1433608223827.jpg (65.17 KB, 532x796, 133:199, Don't believe his lies.jpg)


765f41 No.11781

>>11780

Dank meme, I will add this one to my collection.


d03680 No.11782

>>11780

that was OC, donut steal :(

bully


c3b19a No.11783

>Lazenby crediting Arrivebene for Kimi and Seb getting along so well

This nigga srs?

They've been BFF's for years.


5b38fe No.11784

Dat Mercedes


765f41 No.11786

Di Resta is one tall nigga.


765f41 No.11787

>Max Vergridpenalty


4ff034 No.11788

but why would they spend tokens for spark plugs when these cars don't have them ted


d03680 No.11789

>>11787

If only he could use his arms as shock absorbers to hold the engine together


d03680 No.11790

File: 1433609622504.jpg (39.42 KB, 634x599, 634:599, vivibum.jpg)

WAGbro, do we know if Vivi is going to be at this race?


18c604 No.11791

i'm back fam.

here we go qualy! hype!


765f41 No.11792

File: 1433609642303.jpg (14.54 KB, 300x300, 1:1, 1274650186749.jpg)

>>11790

The ass.

The ass was fat.


c3b19a No.11793

File: 1433609705238.jpg (45.09 KB, 483x427, 69:61, 1418779645376.jpg)

>>11791

Hi Mexibro


5b38fe No.11794

>>11790

No I do not believe she is at this race.


5b38fe No.11795

File: 1433609908554.webm (873.74 KB, 720x404, 180:101, Space_taco.webm)

>>11791

How badly will Perez fuck up this time?


4ff034 No.11796

>jenson has tasted pole here


765f41 No.11797

>>11795

Who is this burrito bandit?


5b38fe No.11798

>>11797

Italian astronaut Samantha Cristoforetti


765f41 No.11799

>>11798

My God she's beautiful.

I think I found my waifu, lads.


5b38fe No.11800

>>11799

She leaves the ISS in 5 days


5b38fe No.11801

Alonso you close motherfucker


765f41 No.11802

>Spindonado


5b38fe No.11803

>Pastor


d03680 No.11804

File: 1433610571063.jpg (1.62 MB, 4225x2856, 4225:2856, MDS4.jpg)

>>11795

>tfw my astronautfu is retiring from NASA ;_;


5b38fe No.11805

>Look at them scampering away

>They don't want to be anywhere near them when he is moving

Top keke


18c604 No.11806

RIP Vettel ;_;

The dream is death


436903 No.11807

Fug it started already, I was enjoying myself in sauna for too long


c3b19a No.11808

File: 1433610763788.jpg (45.06 KB, 550x535, 110:107, sad-frog.jpg)


d03680 No.11809

File: 1433610872631.jpg (71.96 KB, 638x960, 319:480, resize_image.jpg)

>mfw hamilkek has his time erased due to cutting the chicane and is out in q1


000000 No.11810

They have two minutes to get it working.

Good luck.


765f41 No.11811

Japanese sabotaging the Italian Stallion.


000000 No.11812

>that fucking camera angle

wat


436903 No.11813

We might see meme master on podium again tomorrow since vettel is dead


18c604 No.11814

File: 1433610996748.gif (310.26 KB, 300x182, 150:91, babylaughdinosaur.gif)

lel

>the fucked up ferrari sounds like a working Honda


5b38fe No.11815

OH FUCK ROMAIN

EVERYTHING IS SOLVE


c3b19a No.11816

>Vettel forcing Croft to talk about something other than Hamilton


765f41 No.11817

>>11815

BAGUETTES EVERYWHERE REJOICE.


18c604 No.11818

File: 1433611087899.gif (905.59 KB, 245x200, 49:40, grosjean.gif)

ROMAIN!


000000 No.11819

Come on vetlel! Do it for the lulz!


765f41 No.11820

Where were u when Vettel was kill?

I was home reciting Mein Kampf when Kimi ring

"Vettel is kill"

'no'

And u?!?!?!?


5b38fe No.11821

Vettel Kill


18c604 No.11822

FELIPEEEEEEEEE NOOOOOOOOOOO

VETTEEEEEEEEEEEEL NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


5b38fe No.11823

ALONSO BEATS VETLEL


18c604 No.11824

Alonso the cunt is gonna be so happy fuck.


c3b19a No.11825

Well fuck

M W L

M W L

M W L

M W L


000000 No.11826

Half a second from doing it with no MGU-K. Pretty fucking impressive.


765f41 No.11827

>>11826

Not really when it's still the second best car on the grid.


eac06f No.11828

File: 1433611271596.jpg (80.34 KB, 396x594, 2:3, 1381648948768.jpg)

>Fat John on options is only 0.06s faster than Mercs on Softs


000000 No.11829

I mean H.


5b38fe No.11830

ALESI


000000 No.11831

>>11827

>implying "best car" matters when part of your engine isn't working


765f41 No.11832

>>11831

>Implying it doesn't when you're Ferrari.

It's a testament to just how good Ferrari is this year that even with your motor shitting the bed you're still better than the backmarkers.


4ff034 No.11833

vettel looks like he's wearing footie pajamas


5b38fe No.11834

>Vettel having to walking past the McLaren garage like Alonso had to with the Ferrari garage

Like poetry


d03680 No.11835

>merhi outqualifies England's BRAVE Will Stevens again

Uber Manlet being beaten by a heavier driver with a less well equipped car

topkek


4ff034 No.11836

>>11835

ireland rising


18c604 No.11837

>>11834

except Vettel during the race is just gonna dance pass by alonso. lol


d03680 No.11838

>>11837

At least Alonso has the comfort of knowing he's the better driver


18c604 No.11839

halfchan gives me cancer jesus christ.


765f41 No.11840

>>11839

Did you shit on your for liking Roscuck or something?


18c604 No.11841

File: 1433611820046.gif (1.03 MB, 640x360, 16:9, 757y527836.gif)

>>11838

>2 WDC

>Better than 4

right. So much better…


765f41 No.11842

>Head over to 4/f1/ to see what Mexibro is talking about

>'The amount of people that just went" pasta in full force

Oh how I missed that.


18c604 No.11843

File: 1433611878903.gif (1.03 MB, 640x360, 16:9, 757y527836.gif)

>>11840

>Did you shit on your


d03680 No.11844

>>11840

pls stop trying to force roscuck, it doesn't work

>>11841

championships are the only way to measure skill? ayyy lmao


c3b19a No.11845

>>11842

>enjoying shitposting


765f41 No.11846

>>11845

>What I don't like is shitposting

:^)


18c604 No.11847

>>11844

anon pls stop defending alonso, he's no longer a Ferrari driver, we can take him now.


18c604 No.11848

i have the feeling this american comes from halfchan.

he has the same retard attitude.


765f41 No.11849

>>11848

Spoiler alert, dipshit, 99% of us came from Halfchan.


d03680 No.11850

>>11848

You bring shame to mexibro for sharing the same flag


18c604 No.11851

>>11850

>>11849

you are both cunts, please go back to retard chan.


765f41 No.11852

File: 1433612167846.jpg (41.84 KB, 205x205, 1:1, 1290764225167.jpg)

>>11851

You and Austard were made for each other.


d03680 No.11853

File: 1433612219198.jpg (787.15 KB, 2362x3536, 1181:1768, sergio-perez-jerez1.jpg)

>>11851

calm down spiclord


18c604 No.11854

>>11853

>>11852

>only the americans are being this retarded

go figure…


5b38fe No.11855

JESSY

guys pls no fight


765f41 No.11856

File: 1433612297860.jpg (182.63 KB, 1024x1024, 1:1, 1283288575671.jpg)

>>11854

>The province of this anal anguished Mexican


d03680 No.11857

>>11841

By your logic Jackie boy VIlleneueve and Damon Hill are better than Sterling Moss, fyi


18c604 No.11858

>>11855

fine, just for you britbro.


c3b19a No.11859

>>11857

Sterling Moss is overrated.

He's an early example of "muh British driver"


eac06f No.11860

File: 1433612491554.jpg (89.39 KB, 624x658, 312:329, 1426316858274.jpg)

just realized I forgot the GP is in the afternoon tomorrow and I planned things so I can't watch the race

hold me bros


4ff034 No.11861

verP27en


765f41 No.11862

>>11860

Cancel that shit and watch the race. The colon crucification when Hamilton wins will be immense.


436903 No.11863

>>11860

>hold me bros

You would crush all my organs and bones

Because murricans are obese as shit get it


18c604 No.11864

Grosjean P3 calling it now.

Mercs ggonna crash, Hamilton dies.

Romain Wins!


436903 No.11865

>>11860

>hold me bros

You would indeed need all of us to hold you cause you're so heavy


765f41 No.11866

>>11863

>>11865

The famed double roast.


d03680 No.11867

File: 1433612648992.jpg (50.23 KB, 700x515, 140:103, 0,,16820851_4,00.jpg)

>>11865

you're catching up with us m8


436903 No.11868

>>11866

>The famed double roast.

Stop thinking about food for a second, jesus christ


765f41 No.11869

ATTENTION

/sp/ is planning on stealing our 12345 GET as well, so you chucklefucks better not fuck it up like you did the 11111 GET.

>>11868

My God, the triple roast. Have you any mercy?


4ff034 No.11870

>>11869

neither of those are GETs

one is a quint and one isn't anything


765f41 No.11871

>>11870

Don't tell that to /sp/, they'll sperg out on you on what is and isn't a GET.


eac06f No.11872

File: 1433612796880.png (245.93 KB, 391x327, 391:327, 1426314899234.png)

>>11862

Really shouldn't cancel on a bro when I can just DVR it

>>11863

>>11865

>>11868

You know there are poster IDs right


1d8754 No.11873

>>11864

Could also be maldo :^)


436903 No.11874

>>11872

>You know there are poster IDs right

Yes


4ff034 No.11875

>>11871

next you'll be telling me to call decathletes by womens names


18c604 No.11876

>>11872

>Really shouldn't cancel on a bro when I can just DVR it

then you are not a true Formula 1 fan lol.


765f41 No.11877

>>11875

You'd like that, wouldn't you bb.


d03680 No.11879


d03680 No.11880


765f41 No.11881

File: 1433613001818.png (12.4 KB, 347x395, 347:395, 1432209080927.png)

>/sp/ is making fun of us again.


765f41 No.11882

File: 1433613085790.webm (571.18 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, FUCKING NORMIES.webm)

>>11879

>>11880

FUCKING NORMIES


18c604 No.11883

>>11879

>>11880

>>11882

lol has been accepted in the chans since forever you retards…


765f41 No.11884

>>11883

No, not it has not.

Keep telling yourself that, though.


4ff034 No.11885

>>11883

i assumed it was added by opera spellcheck


d03680 No.11886


765f41 No.11887

>>11886

>tfw knew what it was

>tfw still clicked it.


436903 No.11888

>>11882

They're the same person


18c604 No.11889

File: 1433613313270.gif (1.81 MB, 245x281, 245:281, fuckitimout.gif)

>>11884

>>11885

you are just being stupid, everyone uses lol and no one cares.

>being so much of a fucking retards

i'm done.


765f41 No.11890

>>11889

Only normies use lol.

Normies will hang.


4ff034 No.11891

>>11889

relax, don't lose your head


765f41 No.11892

>>11891

All this shitposting is gonna cause Opera to crash, I can feel it.


436903 No.11893

>leltus




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