/f1/ - Formula One

first for finland

kimi looks really bored

>>11905

B.O. should enable [code] here for this type of list

>>11910

Yeah, code would be immensely helpful for long lists like that. The reason I didn't put a full quali list in the OP is because it would bloat it like mad.

>throw up some spanners

>Grosjean will never make you delicious baguettes

;_;

>Tricky ricky is sad

>He'll stand up and he'll take it

Di Lewdsta

>The team THINK they know why

Rosberg pls.

[American music intensifies]

>Vettel called to the stewards for passing Mehri under red flag in FP3

Uh oh

>>11920

>5 place grid penalty and 3 penalty points to Vettel

Top keke

>>11910

>>11911

[Code] tags have been enabled on this board since the beginning.

>>11922

sheeeiiiittttt

test

POS. 	NO. 	DRIVER 			TEAM 		Q1 		Q2 		Q3 		LAPS
1 	44 	LEWIS HAMILTON 		MERCEDES 	1:15.895 	1:14.661 	1:14.393 	21
2 	6 	NICO ROSBERG 		MERCEDES 	1:15.893 	1:14.673 	1:14.702 	19
3 	7 	KIMI RÄIKKÖNEN 		FERRARI 	1:16.259 	1:15.348 	1:15.014 	19
4 	77 	VALTTERI BOTTAS 	WILLIAMS 	1:16.552 	1:15.506 	1:15.102 	18
5 	8 	ROMAIN GROSJEAN 	LOTUS 		1:15.833 	1:15.187 	1:15.194 	20
6 	13 	PASTOR MALDONADO	LOTUS 		1:16.098 	1:15.622 	1:15.329 	26
7 	27 	NICO HULKENBERG 	FORCE INDIA 	1:16.186 	1:15.706 	1:15.614 	21
8 	26 	DANIIL KVYAT 		RED BULL 	1:16.415 	1:15.891 	1:16.079 	27
9 	3 	DANIEL RICCIARDO 	RED BULL 	1:16.410 	1:16.006 	1:16.114 	23
10 	11 	SERGIO PEREZ 		FORCE INDIA 	1:16.827 	1:15.974 	1:16.336 	23
11 	55 	CARLOS SAINZ 		TORO ROSSO 	1:16.611 	1:16.042 			19
12 	33 	MAX VERSTAPPEN 		TORO ROSSO 	1:16.361 	1:16.245 			20
13 	9 	MARCUS ERICSSON 	SAUBER 		1:16.796 	1:16.262 			20
14 	14 	FERNANDO ALONSO 	MCLAREN 	1:17.012 	1:16.276 			18
15 	12 	FELIPE NASR 		SAUBER 		1:16.968 	1:16.620 			18
16 	5 	SEBASTIAN VETTEL 	FERRARI 	1:17.344 					6
17 	19 	FELIPE MASSA 		WILLIAMS 	1:17.886 					9
18 	98 	ROBERTO MERHI 		MARUSSIA 	1:19.133 					11
19 	28 	WILL STEVENS 		MARUSSIA 	1:19.157 					10

>>11924

It's beautiful

>>11924

thank you finland

>>11924

>>11925

Thank you Stone Cold Steve Autism, you are my greatest ally.

I had a retarded tifosi sitting next to me during Quali, it was hard to contain my laughter when the announcer said Vettel fucked up

>>11928

The Ferrari car was ded

How many seconds is the lotus twitter account worth in whole race pace?

>>11922

sweet

could have sworn I'd tried before

>>11924

noice.jpg

>>11927

>missing the obvious "Stone Code Steve Austin" joke

>>11943

And yet he's still second in the championship, just like last year.

OHHH CANADA!!!

Can't wait to see this overtake fest tomorrow. Anyone else as hype for this shit?

>>11946

He was in the stands and might not have known vettel had problems

>>11947

Hype levels are currently sitting at a solid 7/10.

>>11949

>your mom levels of hype

>>11950

>tfw no cheeky comeback that wouldn't make me sound like I just rated my mum

You got me good.

>>11951

Aussie has really been on a roll the past few days, can't hate won't hate.

drive thru for BUT

>>11955

I haven't been this disappointed in the japanese since I saw that porn video of them pouring eels into a girls butthole

Ted's Qualifying Notebook

>related: https://twitter.com/GrandPrixF1Can/status/607262012792565760

>>11958

that company that does the blue wheelie bins has had more advertising exposure than most of the stuff on the cars

all that Tedsketti with the tweeter hookers

>>11960

couldn't they come up with better programming ideas than reading tweets?

>this bandwagon GOATlonso hate

>>11969

>liking drivers who blackmail their team principal

>liking drivers who participate in race fixing

>liking Teflonso

>>11970

to be fair, nobody likes Ron Dennis.

Ron Dennis hijacked Mclaren (such that the current Mclaren company is more Ron Dennis PLC. than Mclaren)

Ron Dennis brought in the arab cabal that is more interested in producing numb to drive and over assisted cars for new money trash to drive than running a competent motorsports team.

Ron Dennis thinks he's way smarter than he is (Robertson, Kimi Raikkonen's manager is the most recent person to really make this obvious)

Not incredibly related, but the original mclaren logo was a kiwi, and the current swoosh (nike should sue) is a bastardization of the marlboro chevron.

>>11972

I found that to be worse. He could have re-named it Rondel or Token like his other failed F1 projects. Instead he parades around the corpse of a once innovative, fun, small, and quirky team like all that history actually has anything to do with Ron Dennis is a genius and everything he says is right PLC.

Also yeah, toro rosso is pretty heretical, but at least they kept a good amount of people employed and kept the base in italy.

>>11975

I re-read your post and scanned over the image as if it were a wheres waldo page multiple times. I don't fucking see it. Must be something that only makes sense to Ron Dennis (read:bullshit)

>>11979

Last little big on this really shit video about M19C

But after rewatching it he says 'McLaren speed mark' (that is so ronspeak) so maybe it is just the chevron

>>11980

yeah this is what I was talking about in terms of apeing all the history that isn't theirs. Also all these performance and usability improvements being cast as "muh safety bc senna". They're trying to say that the marlboro chevron is the kiwi. It's not.

>>11981

ok that's really a good one. Ron Dennis is the sort of person who requires moronic yes-men.

>>11981

The only time I have given any credit to Dennis is that he did do the ice bucket challenge.

He still managed to make it as autistic as possible though.

>>11984

What do you call that annoying accent he has?

>derogatory version preferred

It's the worst of all the Brit accents.

>>11985

twat I think

>>11985

>>11986

Officially I think it is a very posh version of Estuary English.

It's not RP or BBC English but it is nearly at that level

>>11982

Yeah, wtf? McLaren didnt even do those things first. Lotus did the inboard brakes with cooling ducts, and matra did the structural fuel tanks.

>>11985

Independent of his accent, I swear it sounds like he eats his words as they come out of his mouth, and sounds vaguely soft spoken for an irritating autocrat.

>Not Posh!

>Not cockney!

it's cock-nosh!

>>11989

It's hard to describe really.

Kind of half childish, half sniveling little weasel.

Kind of person who pronounces British as "Biddish".

>>11991

>>11989

To be fair dialect is so varied between every single town here that it's pointless trying to pinpoint it.

Good old fashioned inbreeding keeping the accents alive.

>>11992

Hamilton has it in the bag.

>so used to races at 7AM

>internal clock wakes me up 10 minutes before 7AM

shit

REMINDER

If shitposting is at maximum capacity during and after the race today, then the 12345 GET is still happening. Be on red alert for any /sp/ activity.

So, what kind of weather are we expecting there?

>>11998

http://www.accuweather.com/en/ca/montreal/h2k/weather-radar/56186

>>11998

I'm hearing from some very trusted sources that there will be rain in 5.

Raikkonen needs to put in a strong performance. He got a clear shot at the Mercs.

>>12005

Expect him to blow it somehow halfway through the race.

>>12006

I'll give it a 50/50. Either he will fuck up in a major way or he'll defy all odds.

>Telling me about driving these cars you've had very little driving experience with

Ted pls.

Ha ha time to wait for BBC news to finish.

:<

>Di Resta among all these manlets

ayy

>Sky STILL bringing up Monaco

shoot me now

>>12011

They literally brought it up for 5 seconds, calm your autism.

>the leg's gone off!

>not mine, the table

Classic Bernie

T- 45 BINGS UNTIL HWL

>>12015

Remember to link a stream for those who need it.

>>12016

>2015

>Not already having Squirrel bookmarked.

GOD DAMNIT

Horner was so close to saying "Too many cooks"

>@JensonButton has had the MGU-H and turbo replaced in his Honda power unit so takes an additional drivethrough penalty in #CanadianGP

FUCKING FINALLY BBC

THHHHHHHEEEEEEE CHHHHHAAAAIIIIIINNNNN

Those fucking penalties, jesus.

Cars are out

>Kimi in the lead after the first lap

TOP KEKE

>Croft iterating the rule book

Didn't see this one coming

>>12027

I wonder if he sleeps with it under his pillow, like a bible of sorts.

Why is Shitcharito there?

>Lewis trying to kill Fernando

Hamilton driving a McLaren on BBC :^)

goddamnit coulthard get your chin out of the way

>Stream picture starts lagging instantly when race is about to start

At least sound is working well so I can just listen and focus on shitposting

>Merhi thinks he can fight a Ferrari and a TR

Ron Dennis autism time

>>12036

Like a true Finn, proud to have you here m8

>>12036

All the streams have gone to shit since Bernie moved coverage to pay tv in a fuckton of countries. Servers just can't deal.

the fuck is this kid on.

IndyCar just got destroyed

>>12040

I have a channel of F1, sadly it is filled with argaytinians.

>Max "Just Fuck My Wrists Up" Verstappen

>Valtteri having a shit

Well memed brother

>>12045

Schumi's son just broke his hand because of doing that

THIS SCREECHING MAKE IT STOP

>this anthem

Beautiful anthem Canada

didn't know lorde was black

Funniest national anthem rendition of the year so far.

Going to take a lot of top this too.

what the fuck you syrup niggers

>>12047

To be fair to Mick, didn't he hit slammed into the wall immediately? Hardly any time to react

USA USA USA USA USA

Haahahah, DC just blew Canada out.

>>12058

What did he say? I'm listening to Sky Cuck1

>>12058

What did he say?

>>12056

Yeah but still Max had enough time and he has more than enough examples to know why it is so stupid

ahahaha what the actual fuck is this anthem

>Three Ausfaggots

How will I know which one is which?

>>12059

>>12060

Their anthem is called Oh Canada. They must have spent all night thinking of that.

>>12063

I'm on a new IP, so might just be two.

>neighbour I steal wifi from is torrenting

>inconsiderate cunt

>>12063

maybe from the post IDs m8

>race starts in 5 minutes

>sky is talking to celebrities about movies and hair

UNRIVALED COVERAGE

YOUR HOME OF F1

H A M M E R T

A

M

M

E

R

T

Do you think Canada will be mad when an American wins in two hours?

>777 on second row

CONFIRMED FIN DOUBLE VICTORY

77 get for bottas podium

>>12077

literally die

>>12077

>dat qt ranger

10/10, would slather in maple syrup and fuck senseless.

>>12082

Eddie isn't even trying to hide it any more.

>>12082

It's like an poetry

>>12082

>bernie eddiebone

>>12085

Hah, not bad.

HERE WE GO!!

>Roscuck

DENIED

HWL

Welp, Hamilton has already won this. Gonna go get some Taco Bell, y'all niggas want anything?

>>12091

Get some food as well.

>>12091

Well, there's always the possibility of a brake failure on those Mercs.

>>12092

>I'm going to Taco Bell though what do you-

>Ohhh

You're pretty cheeky, aren't you?

Massa finally stops being a cuck for Alonso.

GET FUCKED ALONSO

MASSA MASSA MASSA MASSA

WHY ARE ALL THE STREAMS DYING?

>>12098

I KNOW RIGHT

>Alonso defending like crazy against Vettel

LMAO he's so butthurt

>dat pride

>>12100

>Racing for position is somehow wrong

>>12101

>implying a Honda would ever keep a Ferrari behind on a power circuit for a single lap

It was about pride, not racing.

>>12098

If you have a UK VPN, I think BBC iPlayer is streaming the race. I'm going to start using that now for when TSN goes to commercials.

All aboard the Eric's Son Train

>>12103

If he was to just let him past you would call him cuck though wouldn't you?

NASA too strong for Massa

>FERRARI

>>12108

nevermind i'm retarded

Ericsson confirmed new Trulli

>Ferrari pit stops

shait

>MASSA

wew

>Ferrari pitstops

>Italians in charge of organisation

>>12105

Are you really that much of a faggot? I hate Hamilkek with every fiber of my being, but I can still admit he's a good driver.

DAT FUCKING OVERTAKE

Damn Massa

damn that was a good scrap.

Verstappen, take note.

Oh shit, Checo no!

>Next car is Perez

Time for death

>dat Massa pass

And that's why Massa is a world ch…

Shit.

nicely done massa!

>just got called into work because my coworker arrived late and extremely drunk and my boss sent him home

OVER

THE

FUCKING

LINE

GOD DAMNIT

>>12121

fuck you Glock… fuck you

>>12118

Flawless.

>>12118

He did

>>12123

>Working at McDonalds

>>12123

show up drunker

>>12128

flawless mexican logic, this is why i love my country.

>100kg

>a passenger and a half

>north america

nope

>>12129

>Loving America Jr.

>>12129

> Mexicans

> Work

Pick one.

>>12132

Come on ese, pulling weeds and mowing lawns is hard work.

>>12129

go to vote mate

>>12134

For new cartel leader?

>>12134

lost my IFE like 2 months ago, can't vote.

>Perez vs Massa

i'm scared.

>>12135

cartel's sockpuppets

>>12138

That's a big wheel.

Hey they didn't make contact

>MASSAMANIA

>>12139

For you

>>12141

If I hit you with that wheel would you die?

>Williams giving away when they're going to pit over the radio

They really have no clue about tactics, do they?

>>12138

are you referring to the accident where Adrian Fernandez went into the wall and one of his tyres hit a spectator?

you bitch.

>>12144

>Tyres

>Mexico

IMPOSTER DETECTED.

>>12144

How did you get that from that?

>mexicrazy

>>12145

Britaboo

How can Button always sound so mumbled in the radio

>>12145

tyres is a perfectly correct word

>>12146

http://articles.latimes.com/1998/jul/27/sports/sp-7580

>>12145

uh, what? tires, tyres, whatever.

>>12151

I know the incident.

I just have no idea how you got that from joking about Massa/Perez ending up in the stands.

Vettel lucky mofo

>Vettel makes a good start

>Ferrari fucks it up the strategy

>Ferrari fucks up the pit stop

Why do they have to be so Italian?

>come back Ross

Jesus Vettel get it together.

GET IN

>vetlel

>>12153

>post a picture of a tyre on grandstands while talking about mexican drivers

it was a fair jump in logic imo.

>>12147

fuck you britain, i'm not a britaboo

>Vettel

NOICE

Fuck Vettel did a power slide around that double ender.

>>12161

*double turn if that doesn't make sense.

>Alonso desperately trying to cling to being relevant

>>12159

are you saying that you have not enjoyed some earl grey with crumpets?

DON'T FORGET TO USE +50 SO OPRAH DOESN'T CRASH, MEXIBRO

http://8ch.net/f1/res/11900+50.html

>I DON'T WANT

Okay lads I'm at work now, what did I miss?

I DON'T WANT

>>12168

Massa overtook Kvyat

Vettel is still stuck in the back

Alonso is mad as fuck

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

>ALONSO

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>>12170

Shit what happened with Alonso? :(

>>12172

They were telling him to pull back to save fuel.

hahahalonlololso

>>12172

Alonso will run out of fuel by lap 65 because he does not want to save fuel

>DC just ripping into Pastor

>>12173

>>12175

Damn, poor guy. That's no way for a double world champ to be spending his time. Thanks McHonda

Alonso trying his time on memeradio

*NBCsn commentators see a drs overtake of sauber by ferrari*

"woah!! Can you believe it!?"

Yes, yes I can believe that a faster car can overtake a slower on in a straight line with the Mario kart gimmick helping.

RAIKKONEN WHAT ARE YOU DOING

>RAIKKONEN

WHY

> KIMI!!!

Yep, he's having a bad day.

That was close with grosjean

KIMI WHAT THE HELL

MEME SLOWKONEN

>Marussia trying to be a cheeky fuck and take Kimi

COME ON GROSJEAN PODIUM TIME

FIGHT THE BOTTAS

>>12187

Until williams fucks up the pit stop

>>12190

>4.8

Why do you always have to be right

>>12189

Make it happen French frog

Mercedes have a really fancy jack.

>>12189

He'd better re-enact Suzuka 2013.

>HAMILTON WHO HAS BEEN LEADING THIS RACE AND IS EVEN DOING SO IN THE PITS MY GOD I WANT HIS CUM IN MY MOUTH

Crofty, 2015

>Lastberg

CALLING IT

Vettel will finish above Kimi

>my sides

>HamilGOAT

Roscucks, when will they learn?

>>12193

Err I'm an idiot, that was something else.

>Kimi: "What a boring race I'm gonna do donuts in the middle of it"

>Ferrari: "Kimi pls"

>Kimi: "Yes yes yes you don't have to tell me all the time cmon get this race out of the way so I can have a shit magnum"

What a legend #classic #frostchap

>>12196

The Emilia pictures make it all worthwhile. /f1/ threads are the only time I ever see her.

>>12205

Give it till we are within 45

>Alonso in for his first engine change of the race

Stream pls, stop dying.

>Nico actually being fast

What's this

how many laps till Rosberg put it into the wall trying to catch Hamilton?

>>12210

Perfect wife material.

>>12213

Hopefully he'll put Hamilton on the wall too

That pitstop looked slower than it was.

Oh shit ferrari what are you doing

GROUNDHOG ALERT

Did he not just cut the pit exit line?

What was that oversized rat?

land pigs

ha fucking groundhogs

>>12221

ur mum.

>>12221

Your reflection

>>12222

Nice get me

t. me

>>12223

>Implying those aren't hidden team orders

>>12223

I take it you didn't watch last years race?

>>12221

A Gopher.

>>12227

She's amazing, but still looks attainable. I think that is why she appeals so much.

>Worried Toto and Niki

oh shit, Mercedes not finishing confirmed.

>>12233

BOTTAS VICTORY

O

T

T

A

S

W

I

N

>>12231

>>12235

>implying William strategy wouldn't do a Mercedes, and inexplicably pit him from the lead with 10 laps left, under green, with good tires, and second place only 5 second behind.

>>12233

>last lap

>rosbergs brakes explode

>hamilton runs out of fuel

COME ON HULK KEEP THAT CARBABBY BEHIND

>CURBEMBURG

HAHAHAHA HULK

>>12234

Has she ever won an Olympi

> HOLY FUCK HULKENBERG

… Olympic medal for swimming?

>>12240

>explosion propels hamilton across finish line

>Vettel

>>12245

No she has some Finnish national records

>Vettel using bully tactics

>Hulk

just today i was saying he was so good.

>>12249

he learned from the best

>Skullcandy headphones

FI pls

H U L K E N C U C K E D

U

L

K

E

N

C

U

C

K

E

D

>>12252

One of the few brands I detest more than Beats.

>>12252

Skullcandys are good m8. They're right up there with Beats by Dre as the greatest headphones of all time.

>>12255

>>12254

i know america is full of sarcasm but this is funny

>>12255

Senheiser HD 598 master race.

>>12252

The funniest part is, that they're just their old headphones painted white with a skullcandy sticker

>Retirlonso

>ALELNSO

>>12255

>>12257

m80s the default apple buds are the best

>LELONSO

>>12261

Now you're just trollin' m80.

>lap 46

>out of fuel

>>12261

>apple buds

iBuds

>FTFY

that pascal guy looks like he is trying to look like hamilton

>>12269

I get a bit of a Ronaldo feel

>>12269

Seriously, why do they try to look as metrosexual as possible?

>>12270

HOLY SHIT

WAIT A MINUTE

Does this mean… something is solved?

>Lotus

>Manor

MANOR YOU FUCKS

>HE HIT ME, HE HIT ME :'((((((((((

> HE HIT MEEEEEEEEE. HE HIIIIT ME!!!! WAAAAAAAAH

>>12276

>>12277

JUST DRIVE

To me it seems he hit the Manor

Romain…..pls

>HII HIT MII

>>12280

U WOT WERE AM I SUPPOSED TO GO UP YER MUM M8

Will sounding proper mad

what a wanker in the lotus garage

Manlet Britbong vs Frenchie

10/10

For you Europeans who don't see commercials / ads during the race, on Canadian TV (TSN) they're advertising a pizza with bacon strips wrapped around the crust.

> Absolutely disgusting.

>>12284

Pretty certain that's just every british kid ever.

>Grosjean

Will Grosjean go to apologize to Stevens?

>>12288

I've seen pizza with bacon and cheese stuffed crust

>THEY GAVE ME A PENALTY! :((((

>>12265

I blame myself for this :(

>Red Bull

>>12297

To be fair, nobody I know who has tried that likes it.

The pretzel crust pizza they replaced was better.

Pls come back ;_;

>>12297

my fatness, i need this, canada send me 10 please.

>>12297

mein gott

12345 GET COMING UP

>>12303

INTENSIFY THY SHITPOSTINGS

Holy shit, Vettel may end up beating Kimi after all. Who called it?

>>12304

i don't know how to make the red letters.

I had to talk to a customer and took my earbuds out, what was said on Bottas' radio?

>>12306

Put == before the text, and then at the end.

>>12309

=is it really that easy?=

or is it actually this hard?

>>12309

McHonda BTFO

>>12310

Now you're a TOP memer, friend. Welcome aboard.

>quality McLaren/Honda engineering

McLaren-Honda suicide pact when?

>>12313

noice

>Button

lel mclalel

>McLelren is a start and park team now

Even Manor has the decency to even finish their races.

FUCKING MCHONDA

STOP WASTING GOATLONSO AND BUTTON'S TIME

           > 2 0 1 5
                       n o t
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 :::::ISHIGGYDIGGYDI::::: 

>>12318

spoilers are cool

Ron Dennis should really kill Honda engineers for every retirement

>>12311

Is every moment of this woman's life documented and filmed?

>>12322

>implying they don't commit soduku

>>12317

>start and park

Wow I haven't heard that since the 90s