/f1/ - Formula One

first for mark webber's wife

Come on Lotterer!!!

>your engine cover is coming off

Nazi active aero protocols engaged

>>13540

I bet it gets all gummy like sawdust mixed with glue

>>13542

Wow that's gorgeous

what happened with the bullshit penalty they slapped lotterer with?

>>13547

I think he did it right after being given it.

>>13548

how much time was it?

>>13549

Drive through

>>13549

it was over really fast it might have just been a drive-thru

>>13550

>>13551

ok thx

>Mark O'Bamanomics

>>13556

Also:

I can never not laugh at this webm.

It's so underrated imo.

>tfw you fuckers have no taste in ebin maymays

>>13557

>tfw you fuckers have no taste in ebin maymays

ouch

>auditadrs running 9 7 8

>porschmonkeys running 19 17 18

illumninanti!

>>13559

>implying that VAG isn't fixing this race

this cloud commercial really pisses me off

>>13560

>>13561

I hate the Shell V-Power Nitro+

Seriously?

V

Power

Nitro

Plus

How many "extreme" words do you need for one product.

>>13560

people love to talk about the ford gt formation finish but claim that fixed races are bad

hypocrisy

Ferrari have overthrown the corvette for the lead

>>13565

>fisichella

FUUUUU

>>13563

is there a non plus nitro? idk i agree thats excessive

>>13568

It used to be just V-power, but now they seem have taped on Nitro Plus to make it more "extreme"

I don't know if the old one is still available.

Lotterer and that 7 is truly blessed by the gods. 9 hit "trouble"

>>13571

it's okay it was data

>>13572

It's hybrid broke now

>thinking hybrids are a good thing

>thinking hybrids are even the best way to efficiency

>attempting to explain away hybrid problems

>>13573

these hybrids are incredibly advanced you know with systems

Jucken Wood

lotterer is fucking flying.

Potato stream just died

>>13578

http://cricfree.sx/update/euro.php

>townsEND BELL

>>13579

Thx bud

>Hulkenberg not being baited into making silly comments comparing F1 and WEC

Good boy

>Ferrari

don't talk to me in the curves man

>22 nissan

OH FFS

>The Nissan number 22 is crawling around ….and we're going to take a break

C U N T S

U

N

T

S

>>13586

gotta take a break so we can watch the advan commercial for the 80th time

>21.5 hours

>no big crashes

The fuck?

>>13588

was there another barrier repair incident while I was passed out or just those two

also what happened to that porch they were pulling the right rear off for ten minutes and cutting bodywork with saws and so forth? they stopped showing it

>>13590

What happened to #7?

>>13591

they just pulled it in to top up something in the back

why would I want to give £3 to grow a terrorist

That entire move with the 2 protos and the Aston is straight outta Gran Turismo.

>push someone off the track because why not

>cut the track like a motherfucker when sent off

This is so entertaining to watch

>GTE getting roof escape hatches for drivers with spinal injuries?

Seriously?

This hasn't even been an issue.

>people with no problems have to invent them

>>13597

They should force convertible cars. And put a self-ejecting driver seat that would deploy when the car is going to crash.

>under 2 hours left

too soon!

>>13599

Why can't they just race forever

>>13600

or until there is only one car left

>>13597

>>13413

quoted one of the commentators

wooo VETTE

What the fuck is up with car 7? Lotterer made up more than a minute for nothing?

look at that pathetic european teenage girls car breaking under the might of corvette like a teased hymen

Looks like vette won GTE pro, Italy gave up with 2 hrs to go

>>13605

Stop oppressing the Ferraris

Oh a Nissan

rain in five minutes

>>13608

In its natural territory

Slept for 3 hours, Porche still winning, fantastic.

The Italians are pretty good at fixing their cars. Probably because they do that a lot.

>>13612

So France, is this race still important in Franceland?

>they had your President do the start and all

>>13613

Yes, it's important enough to be partially broadcast live on national TV. Like the Tour de France, it's something of a national pride to still be a bit relevant in international sports.

>>13614

Do people care that your auto industry is in the shitter, and honestly has been since the 80s?

Like a Citroen (with the 2cv derivatives aside) was a prestige car and a point of pride for french industry, but now citroen is owned by peugeot, and both make shitty cars. Renault is doing so poorly that they're merged with nissan.

>>13614

>Didn't upgrade the Le Mans stadium to host a group game of the Euros which would happen during the middle of the race.

It would have been based silly France.

>kolles

>again

that sssanggyyonngg tivoli is one ffuugging uggly car

Nissan on fire

ONE NISSAN TO GO

>>13619

ssangyong is owned by Mahindra, and Mahindra is rumored to be entering the us market (Which is fucking impossible to do for regulatory reasons).

Although it's unlikely we'll get the tivoli, more likely we will get a pickup truck and a minivan.

RIP datsun

>"Nissan brings a lot of fun to Le Man"

That's true, I've been laughing at them all race

>drinksbottlegate

oh for fucks sake

>>13625

Believe it or not, before the mid 90s (and even more so before 1988) it was actually way easier to sell cars here. Not that I am defending the yugo, but it's a shame that we dont have cars that are truly disposable like we used to in the 90s

Like the mitsubishi mirage is the cheapest car in the us at 14,000 dollars, but back in the 80s and 90s there were cars that were around the equivalent of 8000 dollars in todays money.

A true shitbox you could ride hard and put away wet

>>13624

And it's even funnier considering how much hype they generated. Nobody sane expected them to win the race, but this is a whole new level of non-performance.

>>13627

what's country bread?

GT academy is a huge scam and nismo pr is incredibly annoying

>>13628

there were also really really cheap pickups like that mazda

>>13629

Nissan and Honda are vying for the prestigious wooden piston award

>>13631

Oh man, you are giving me fap nostalgia from my sessions to Marion. Don't do this to me Britain.

>>13632

Wow that skirt is cute. her facial expressions are nice.

>>13632

oh yeah, the early b series pickups and that whole class of small pickups.

>>13633

Can we make this an actual award that we do?

>>13634

how is fap nostalgia a bad thing?

>>13636

>how is fap nostalgia a bad thing?

Because it makes me want to fap, and I'm trying to cut back.

>>13636

clearly the first one was intended for

>>13631

>>13636

Sure that can be nice, sort of like the fia awards.

Rain in 5 minutes

>>13637

oh i understand then

>>13638

ooh is it like a large loaf of sourdough?

the slide is what i call that progression towards more and more extreme stuff. I cut back by limiting myself to nude modeling stuff for a while.

>>13640

or like the razzies for movies

pls have catastrophic failures porsche.

who names their kid Ben Wa? that takes… balls

>>13643

#17 can crash for all i care

#19 not, i want Hulk to win

Big crash when?

it took that commentator way too long to figure out 51 minutes minus 1 minutes

>>13648

I think their brains are starting to shut down

98 ded

nooo not the aston

>>13647

>>13651

Good job, anon

>>13652

This is not a big crash. I wanted something involving at least 3 cars. Something flying into a wall. Something a bit spectacular.

Not a car piling straight into the wall for no reason

so which one of these cars will jenson button be in next year?

>>13654

With his luck it will be the Nissan

>>13655

there are a lot more men in the paddock so jessica should like it

>Max Clinton

The Viper retired apparently

>it's like a perspex it's not glass

>it's sort of riveted or glued or bolted into the door

>the door is made of a material and the window goes in the door

they are so tired

Okay, stupid question time. What's the blue light that flashes on the windscreen of the Porsche GTE? The one that just got fixed

>>13660

it means he is available for prostitution

>>13656

Longer driving time as well to find somewhere secret

But all she needs is wobbler

>All this rain teasing

leave me alone I know what I'm doing

still time to choke

>>13665

Still time for Audi to grab an RPG

what happened between last year and now (other than nakajima's injury) that made toyota shit?

>>13667

Porsche and Audi got faster I guess?

this is the last of the open LMP2 laps here right

webber looks so at home standing on that #2 step

does anybody involved in this awards ceremony even know what they are doing?

nice

>>13670

I'm sure they'll find a new noun for cockpit too, as that name could trigger a feminist.

>>13706

Perspex Enclosure Needed In Smash

Deflector In Case of Kangaroo

>>13683

So this is what they call Italian passion?

And that duct tape engineering™ on the rear bumper is priceless. It's something I love about endurance racing, how some of the most advanced race cars in the world end up working because of some duct tape. Audi does this a lot.

>>13719

Erratum, some of these are from 2014. Motorsport.com's sorting system is shit.

>>13719

>1434381599504-3.jpg

are you sure that one on the right isn't packing?

>>13721

Yeah, it's overclocked duct tape. Awesome duct tape.

That's pretty nice though.

>The #22 driven by Harry Tincknell, Michael Krumm and Alex Buncombe greeted the chequered flag, but was not scored as a finisher due to being 154 laps down on the winning Porsche 919 Hybrid.

HAHAHAHAHA

>>13724

A-at least it still worked

one line post for sticky so I don't have to scroll so much