What F1 car would each board drive?

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What F1 car would each board drive? Backmarker 06/30/15 (Tue) 20:45:00 724da8 No.15305

I'll have a crack at it.

/k/ - Lotus E22, because le maldozer

/pol/ - Auto Union grand prix car, because several influential Mercedes were designed by Jews

/leftypol/ - Estonia 18, because it's a communist car that is crap

/b/ - Life L190, because it's a freakshow of low effort terrible design

/cow/ - Andrea Moda S921, because it's not actually a terrible car, but the team was run comically by a lolcow

Backmarker 07/02/15 (Thu) 14:51:38 017466 No.15400

/o/ would drive a rotary

Backmarker 07/02/15 (Thu) 16:38:31 30d7b5 No.15405

>>15305

There are rumours Volkswagon group are going to join F1, when they do so /pol/ will drive the Führers car.

Backmarker 07/02/15 (Thu) 21:00:16 b7b0a0 No.15426

>>15405

I believe their head shot those rumors down once again.

Backmarker 07/05/15 (Sun) 05:05:56 3f52f3 No.15933

/a/ would be any of the Hondas or McLaren Hondas, cause of the whole weeaboo spirits thing.

Or maybe the Toyotas. I dunno.

/cyber/ might drive a Tyrrell, because of the name sounding like the Tyrrell Corporation from Blade Runner.

Backmarker 07/05/15 (Sun) 05:20:07 724da8 No.15944

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/mu/ would drive a Simtek because they had MTV sponsorship and would have an mtv reporter ask the drivers what songs they wanted put on the air.

Backmarker 07/06/15 (Mon) 13:47:35 fdd415 No.16557

>>15944

Then /tech/ would drive a 00's williams for Compaq and HP sponsorship

Backmarker 07/06/15 (Mon) 16:08:46 48966d No.16559

/America/ would drive a Penske because that's the only successful American f1 car (Lola thl2 had a very brief competitiveness and despite being badged as a Lola, was developed by Carl Haas' company).

/argentina/ would drive a detomaso, because how many Italo-Argentine f1 cars can you think of?

/n/ would drive a Stefan GP car because those losers believe every clearly bullshit story and don't fact check, just like Toyota when they sold their operation to Stefan gp.

Backmarker 07/06/15 (Mon) 16:26:26 73fa2f No.16560

/b/ would have the Red Bull RB11.

Backmarker 07/06/15 (Mon) 17:57:02 ff4da0 No.16566

>>16560

porquoi?

Backmarker 07/10/15 (Fri) 06:41:34 4bfbbf No.16655

>>16566

Well, this is the worst Red Bull F1 car in F1.

Backmarker 07/19/15 (Sun) 14:40:58 906863 No.16878

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>>16559

/america/

>not this

Backmarker 07/19/15 (Sun) 21:21:58 906863 No.16879

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Fullchan = Brawn BGP-001

Cuckchan = Ferrari F60

Most of Ferrari's early 2000s lineup moved to Ross Brawn's new team for 2009, which of course dominated the old, former giant in every way.

Backmarker 08/19/15 (Wed) 09:06:20 ff4da0 No.18437

>>16879

When this was first posted I thought it was endearing, but on a glance back at cuckchan, this really could not be more true.

Backmarker 08/20/15 (Thu) 03:33:57 7d1def No.18468

>What F1 car would each board drive?

I think a better question is what year of F1 (if F1, if not what other kind of cars) would all the boards drive, and what kinds of liveries each board would use.

I'm totally not datamining to create a 8chan cup equivalent for auto racing, not at all.

Backmarker 08/20/15 (Thu) 04:09:43 3686b1 No.18471

>>18468

/hebe/ would drive the current McLaren-Honda

>because it's under developed

:^)

Backmarker 08/20/15 (Thu) 05:38:19 3686b1 No.18473

>>18471

Derp, didn't mean to reply.

Backmarker 08/20/15 (Thu) 05:53:51 7d1def No.18474

>>18471

>>18473

Still laughed at it, but it was just a thought. I just did a practice race to try and learn how to do camera positioning and stuff for if I decide to host a grand prix.

Backmarker 08/21/15 (Fri) 02:48:32 c2324b No.18517

>>18473

>derp

Reddit called, they want their cancer back.

Backmarker 08/21/15 (Fri) 03:11:17 3686b1 No.18522

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