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Backmarker 04/09/15 (Thu) 06:31:24 be62aa No. 2517
>Those laughs
Backmarker 04/09/15 (Thu) 06:36:25 be62aa No. 2525
Someone with proper editing skills should redo this with the sound and add some splosion' SFX to the end, maybe some laughter as well.
Backmarker 04/09/15 (Thu) 06:47:14 80a2f2 No. 2534
fucking hell, those laughs really did take that webm to another level
Backmarker 04/09/15 (Thu) 06:55:11 591033 No. 2536
>dat sound reverberating off everything
Backmarker 04/09/15 (Thu) 06:58:21 2e8a36 No. 2538
>>2536 return to 3.5 liter formula when
Backmarker 04/09/15 (Thu) 07:04:43 591033 No. 2542
>>2538 My dream engine formula:
Purely to make noise:
>V10 engine >2.0L >17000rpm >exhaust must not be obstructed Then to keep the environmentalists and technological advancement people happy, let them have:
>unlimited energy harvesting and use >KERS >electrically driven superchargers The KERS would make them tourqey as hell down low, the supercharger would give the big HP, and the V10 with a free exhaust would make them sound awesome.
Backmarker 04/09/15 (Thu) 07:07:25 2e8a36 No. 2544
>>2542 they already have formula E and when kers was optional, nobody wanted it or the added weight, it was only when they raised the minimum weight and froze the engines that kers was even a serious consideration.
Backmarker 04/09/15 (Thu) 07:07:49 2e8a36 No. 2546
>>2542 also why regulate cylinder count?
Backmarker 04/09/15 (Thu) 07:15:40 591033 No. 2555
>>2546 Solely for the quality of the noise.
The main performance would come from the KERS and the supercharger, the engine is just there to sound good and keep the car moving.
Backmarker 04/09/15 (Thu) 07:20:56 2e8a36 No. 2563
>>2555 Skeuomorphism has no place in formula 1. I would like the cars to sound good as well, but i'd rather have it be organic versus gimmicky.
Backmarker 04/09/15 (Thu) 07:25:14 591033 No. 2566
>>2563 It's already here, anon.
Backmarker 04/09/15 (Thu) 07:26:27 2e8a36 No. 2567
>>2566 even plebbit doesnt want it. and that says something. you're right about that though.
Backmarker 04/09/15 (Thu) 07:29:34 591033 No. 2571
Backmarker 04/09/15 (Thu) 08:41:10 2e8a36 No. 2586
Backmarker 04/09/15 (Thu) 08:47:54 591033 No. 2587
>Mercedes falling apart under the slightest pressure
Backmarker 04/09/15 (Thu) 08:50:44 591033 No. 2588
>>>2587
Backmarker 04/09/15 (Thu) 12:39:53 7e69fb No. 2595
>>2542 Here's a better one.
>somewhat relaxed aero rules >minimum weight at 900 kg Everything else is either safety shit or completely open. Fuck gimmicks, show everyone the fastest damn cars in the world
Backmarker 04/09/15 (Thu) 13:15:26 591033 No. 2600
Shit video quality, but really cool demonstration at the end.
Backmarker 04/09/15 (Thu) 16:23:06 2ad9a5 No. 2624
first webm, testing 1 2 3
Backmarker 04/09/15 (Thu) 16:33:09 e1cc12 No. 2630
I've gotten the idea that some of you use some program/site to make webms directly from youtube videos, how do you do it?
Backmarker 04/09/15 (Thu) 16:41:45 2ad9a5 No. 2634
>>2624 the ultimate meme GP
Backmarker 04/09/15 (Thu) 16:45:39 2e8a36 No. 2635
>>2595 you need a boost limit on the turbo engines otherwise that's not going to be fair, but yeah I'd vote you in to be head of the FIA
Backmarker 04/09/15 (Thu) 16:51:02 2e8a36 No. 2636
Backmarker 04/09/15 (Thu) 17:00:42 38100a No. 2640
>>2595 Get rid of Minimum weight. And then your golden.
Backmarker 04/09/15 (Thu) 17:16:41 2ad9a5 No. 2641
based piquet snr
Backmarker 04/09/15 (Thu) 17:29:06 2e8a36 No. 2642
>>2640 yeah just have chassis crush testing. If they can meet safety standards with less weight, let them. they didnt have a minimum weight until 1970 anyway.
Backmarker 04/09/15 (Thu) 17:40:05 591033 No. 2644
Backmarker 04/09/15 (Thu) 17:41:57 2e8a36 No. 2646
>>2636 http://youtube.mygeodata.eu/ been having good results with this
Backmarker 04/09/15 (Thu) 17:42:07 591033 No. 2647
>>2642 >they didnt have a minimum weight until 1970 anyway. And earlier than that, they actually had a maximum weight.
Backmarker 04/09/15 (Thu) 17:44:40 2e8a36 No. 2648
>>2647 Wow that is amazingly tasteless (but i loled).
We had someone here a while ago who was fascinated that there wasn't a pit lane speed limit until 1994 (bc senna fags)
Backmarker 04/09/15 (Thu) 17:58:47 7e69fb No. 2650
>>2642 The crash standards should be very strict because a death in front of TV cameras will be an unpleasant situation for all.
Backmarker 04/09/15 (Thu) 18:10:24 591033 No. 2653
B E R N I E
Backmarker 04/09/15 (Thu) 18:13:58 0fc02f No. 2655
>>2653 The Singapore guy standing next to was an absolute nutter as well during that interview.
Backmarker 04/09/15 (Thu) 19:56:15 2e8a36 No. 2680
>>2653 I remember this, I remember the start of the lawnmower apologists
Backmarker 04/09/15 (Thu) 22:19:31 673a8b No. 2731
>>2650 I question how dangerous formula 1 cars were before 1994. The last driver death before then was elio de angelis in 1985. But he didnt die from a crash, he died after burning to death at a private test session because the Marshalls didnt have extinguishers or fire proof clothing. Before that Ricardo paletti, who wasn't ready for formula1 but his sponsors pushed him. His car stalled on the grid and he got hit from behind. Ronnie Peterson died because the Marshalls waved the green flag before he was in gear.
Even senna and ratzenberger died because of issues inherent to their cars and the sudden banning of driver aids at the start of the 1994 season (when the cars had been designed around them).
Backmarker 04/10/15 (Fri) 00:11:28 2ad9a5 No. 2763
the classic
Backmarker 04/10/15 (Fri) 04:00:32 591033 No. 3080
>>2763 Oh god, I had forgotten all about this.
The amazing thing is, not only did someone think this was a good idea, but their superiors also did. And during the time they took to edit it and make the graphics, not one person managed to convince them how insane it was.
Backmarker 04/10/15 (Fri) 04:15:56 673a8b No. 3089
>>3080 Wasn't this also speed's last broadcast of f1?
Backmarker 04/10/15 (Fri) 04:16:27 673a8b No. 3090
>>2763 Probably was meant for the intros thread
Backmarker 04/10/15 (Fri) 05:48:26 59c7be No. 3169
Backmarker 04/10/15 (Fri) 06:02:11 ca3a0f No. 3193
Backmarker 04/10/15 (Fri) 06:23:48 2e8a36 No. 3229
>>3193 Charles Pic, derailer of trulli trains
Backmarker 04/10/15 (Fri) 17:37:44 591033 No. 3413
Backmarker 04/10/15 (Fri) 19:43:58 be62aa No. 3422
>>3413 Herbert really is gay for Hill.
Backmarker 04/10/15 (Fri) 19:46:20 2e8a36 No. 3427
>>3422 who's your favorite gay driver?
Backmarker 04/10/15 (Fri) 19:49:37 be62aa No. 3430
Backmarker 04/10/15 (Fri) 19:50:20 2e8a36 No. 3432
>>3430 not rosberg? not senna?
Backmarker 04/10/15 (Fri) 19:54:49 be62aa No. 3435
>>3432 >Implying Senna was gay >Implying i want to root for a gay nazi Pls, have some dignity.
Backmarker 04/10/15 (Fri) 19:58:26 2e8a36 No. 3438
Backmarker 04/10/15 (Fri) 20:11:31 38100a No. 3440
>>3435 Senna was gay, ask Nelson Piquet, he saw him with a "friend."
Backmarker 04/10/15 (Fri) 20:24:08 be62aa No. 3442
>>3440 That friend was the lord and savior Jesus Christ, and you better watch your mouth. Don't you dare disgrace the lord in front of Senna.
Backmarker 04/10/15 (Fri) 20:32:49 9366c2 No. 3443
>>3440 Piquet was just mad that Senna fucked his wife
Backmarker 04/10/15 (Fri) 21:27:44 2e8a36 No. 3446
Backmarker 04/10/15 (Fri) 21:34:51 be62aa No. 3449
>>3446 I wouldn't doubt it if Senna actually fucked everyone's wife who was within a 10 kilometer radius of every track he went to.
Backmarker 04/10/15 (Fri) 21:50:02 0fc02f No. 3457
>>3446 Senna did know and slept with Piquet's wife before they were married.
Backmarker 04/10/15 (Fri) 21:53:03 2c388c No. 3459
>>3457 Which wife? Piquet has gone though them pretty quickly. Also senna's supposed girlfriend (who his brother found out was cheating on him) was getting paid to pay attention to him, and later did a porno.
Backmarker 04/10/15 (Fri) 21:56:10 0fc02f No. 3463
>>3459 Katherine Valentin
It wasn't a very long relationship but she did give him a son.
Backmarker 04/11/15 (Sat) 08:26:51 591033 No. 4268
>Leaving this one here too, because it's buried in the qualy thread.
Backmarker 04/11/15 (Sat) 08:29:56 27c49f No. 4272
>>4268 put the typical wobbler start webm here
Backmarker 04/11/15 (Sat) 08:33:48 591033 No. 4275
>>4272 I will, but I want to redo it with the audio first, because James Allen says "Webber's start has let him down again". The "again" so early in his career makes it lol as fuck.
Backmarker 04/11/15 (Sat) 08:48:29 27c49f No. 4296
Backmarker 04/11/15 (Sat) 10:05:01 6bf2c7 No. 4323
How come no one has posted the Vettel overtake on Hamilton in the Malaysian GP, when Hamilton dipped out in to the pits (randomly).
Backmarker 04/11/15 (Sat) 10:15:28 e977b1 No. 4325
Backmarker 04/11/15 (Sat) 15:43:09 38100a No. 4353
So far I've found Felipebaby to be the most entertaining Webm.
Backmarker 04/11/15 (Sat) 15:44:07 38100a No. 4354
>>3442 Not my problem, Senna was the one who didn't swallow.
Anonymous 04/12/15 (Sun) 01:47:00 67a8ab No. 4392
>>2542 >Doesn't include a den of starving lions in his engine Psshh, it sounds like you stole it off a motor bike.
Anonymous 04/12/15 (Sun) 01:55:18 67a8ab No. 4393
>>3435 >2015 >not being a gay nazi gb2 halfchan
Backmarker 04/13/15 (Mon) 00:24:16 2e8a36 No. 4982
Shades of tractorcunt
Backmarker 04/13/15 (Mon) 08:17:26 591033 No. 5012
Rosberg BTFO
Backmarker 04/13/15 (Mon) 08:24:59 be62aa No. 5013
>>5012 >It's nice to hear you were thinking only of yourself >It's not my job to look after Nico's race >If Nico wanted to get by he could have tried ROSBERG BTFO O S B E R G B T F O
Backmarker 04/13/15 (Mon) 22:08:41 e94f03 No. 5036
>>5012 I must ask again, Rosberg goes Alpha when?
Backmarker 04/13/15 (Mon) 22:23:43 410223 No. 5037
Backmarker 04/13/15 (Mon) 22:59:54 be62aa No. 5045
>>5036 >>5037 Never. He's had a year to show he's not a lil' babby, and he's done nothing but whine and complain that Lewis is faster.
I wouldn't be surprised if Toto and Lauda reprimanded him for his childish pouting over something so trivial.
Backmarker 04/13/15 (Mon) 23:01:01 2e8a36 No. 5046
>>5045 last year he was ahead in qualifying and made stupid mistakes during the race. He seems emotionally not right this year (not that that is an excuse)
Backmarker 04/13/15 (Mon) 23:16:36 be62aa No. 5049
>>5046 He's still salty as fuck over Abu Double last year. I mean I would be too if I was close to winning my first champions hip and got fucked over by mechanical issues.
Although he didn't deserve the champions hip any way, I still
KIND OF feel for him.
Backmarker 04/13/15 (Mon) 23:19:18 2e8a36 No. 5050
>>5049 singapore and abu double.
Rosberg is an enigma to me, he started his career young with a historically competitive team, and has little to show for it.
Backmarker 04/14/15 (Tue) 02:05:50 c876a6 No. 5058
>>5046 Still, I think he has the talent to beat Lewis, it just seems to that something (most likely himself) is holding him back.
Backmarker 04/14/15 (Tue) 08:35:19 d5cf9b No. 5070
Backmarker 04/14/15 (Tue) 08:41:40 2e8a36 No. 5071
>>5070 that's so amazing. Australian, red bull driver, can't start races. It's a disease.
Backmarker 04/14/15 (Tue) 09:26:01 d5cf9b No. 5073
>>5071 still chink marshals provided entertainment in the last minutes
Backmarker 04/14/15 (Tue) 09:26:43 d5cf9b No. 5074
and of course kimi
Backmarker 04/14/15 (Tue) 09:29:05 d5cf9b No. 5075
pastor had an entertaining day as well
Backmarker 04/14/15 (Tue) 16:17:46 2e8a36 No. 5092
>>5075 can't you hear that SMOOTH power as that magnificent hybrid system compensates for the turbo lag seamlessly? /S
>>5080 It's reached the point where I just cringe from seeing cat's eye glasses like that independent of who's wearing them
Backmarker 04/14/15 (Tue) 21:18:05 591033 No. 5102
>>5073 topkek
The sad part is, it was the most exciting part of the race.
Backmarker 04/15/15 (Wed) 02:31:12 c8242e No. 5103
>>5013 >It's not my job to look after Nico's race So Lewis is basically saying "I don't care about helping my team". I don't like either of them but I feel like Rosberg has a point here.
Backmarker 04/15/15 (Wed) 02:37:39 be62aa No. 5104
>>5103 No, Lewis is basically saying "hey, quit whining like a little bitch and overtake me then" which he knows isn't gonna happen because Rosberg is a fucking child.
Rosberg has no point. He's whining for the sake of whining, and everybody in the paddock can see it. Even Seb, the king of whining, basically said he was being a child about it.
Hopefully Toto pushed his shit in later that night for bringing bad press to the team in the form of some soap opera forced drama bullshit.
Backmarker 04/15/15 (Wed) 12:29:47 d5cf9b No. 5125
Backmarker 04/15/15 (Wed) 18:04:06 2ad9a5 No. 5130
One of the few good race edits I've seen from FOM. Where would one download them anyways? I got this off YouTube back in the day. I remember Australia 2012 looked like they actually put some effort in as well.
Backmarker 04/15/15 (Wed) 18:15:01 c25cd0 No. 5131
>>5130 >one of the few good race edits >abu dhabi that's a surprise. Wow I remember when people thought Kimi was contend for the championship with Lotus.
I imagine the new ones will go up on youtube now that FOM have an account.
Backmarker 04/15/15 (Wed) 18:35:32 2ad9a5 No. 5133
Here's another from the BBC this time, shoutout to the mexibro from halfchan that appreciates Guns & Roses
Backmarker 04/16/15 (Thu) 22:37:55 8036bc No. 5286
Backmarker 04/16/15 (Thu) 22:43:04 c25cd0 No. 5289
>>5286 Is this from a rally with formula 3000 cars?
Backmarker 04/16/15 (Thu) 23:42:38 be62aa No. 5326
>>2512 >This race shows up in my YouTube recommendations because LOLWEBMTRACKINGYOU >Watch it >mfw Even the crowd was laughing at it throughout the race. I also tried watching it at 2x and it still wasn't enough. It was agonizing.
Backmarker 04/17/15 (Fri) 00:37:34 8036bc No. 5337
Backmarker 04/17/15 (Fri) 00:47:08 000000 No. 5338
>>2731 >he died after burning to death Nope.
>de Angelis died 29 hours later, at the hospital in Marseille where he had been taken, from smoke inhalation. His actual crash impact injuries were only a broken collar bone and light burns on his back. Technically Peterson died because of an unwise choice to operate. His injuries were never life-threatening.
Backmarker 04/17/15 (Fri) 00:59:10 52d55d No. 5339
>>5338 That makes it even less about car safety and more about shitty marshalling or lack thereof
Backmarker 04/17/15 (Fri) 01:10:31 c25cd0 No. 5342
>>5338 I'm aware of Peterson being conscious after the accident and making remarks about wanting to recover like Graham Hill did after breaking his legs.
The point remains that car safety really was not that terrible before 1994. Whether Senna died from suspension failure, poor decision making, a broken steering column, or whatever, the point remains that the monocoque was intact. It was probably the shitty splice that williams did with the steering column as he had requested that the wheel be relocated.
Ratzenberger had been driving a damaged car, and the stability was not helped by being a chassis previously designed for driver aids.
Backmarker 04/17/15 (Fri) 01:20:26 be62aa No. 5344
>>5342 It was pretty bad. Early 50s and 60s F1 had drivers being flung from their cars, drivers hitting barricades/trees/whatever and dying instantly, no effective way to get out in case of a fire, etc.
Monocoque chassis can only do so much.
Backmarker 04/17/15 (Fri) 01:43:32 c25cd0 No. 5346
>>5344 I said before 1994, implicitly referring from 1978 to 1994. 50s and 60s drivers CHOSE to not wear seatbelts because they preferred to be flung from the car. Jochen Rindt spun because he chose to take the wing off his lotus 72 which had been designed around it, and died because he didn't believe in wearing a crotch strap so he slid forward in the car and got his neck slit.
Poorly installed barricades like what killed Francois Cevert were dealt with afterwards. The 1977 german grand prix was held at hockenheim because the nurburgring organizers had voided their contract to hold the races which required safety improvements.
Backmarker 04/17/15 (Fri) 01:46:00 c25cd0 No. 5347
>>5346 >>5344 I should have been clearer in stating that I meant after peterson. Additionally I am talking about the car safety, not the track safety or marshalling.
My argument is against making the cars slower for perceived improvements in safety, not against better organization and policies regarding crashes.
Backmarker 04/17/15 (Fri) 03:16:02 0abead No. 5350
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play. >>2763 >>3080 >>3089 That still really doesn't compare to what they did in 2005.
Backmarker 04/17/15 (Fri) 12:34:35 000000 No. 5463
>>5342 >The point remains that No-one ever questioned the point, just tidying up disinformation.
Backmarker 04/18/15 (Sat) 18:44:49 d5cf9b No. 5797
Backmarker 04/18/15 (Sat) 22:36:47 591033 No. 5802
G P 2 P 2
Backmarker 04/19/15 (Sun) 06:39:40 be62aa No. 5849
>>5802 There was no overtake there. So why did he go for it?
Oh, right.
Backmarker 04/24/15 (Fri) 18:17:52 69d3b0 No. 6678
I'm disappointed nobody has posted the greatest moment in all of F1.
Backmarker 04/24/15 (Fri) 19:38:04 8c604b No. 6681
>>6678
a girl getting fucked and then jean alesi at monaco?
Backmarker 04/24/15 (Fri) 21:23:40 8c604b No. 6683
>>6678
oh I get it. She sounds like the engine. DERP
Backmarker 04/25/15 (Sat) 04:04:40 591033 No. 6727
>McLaren in charge of signing quality engine manufacturers
Backmarker 04/25/15 (Sat) 05:36:06 591033 No. 6738
>>6736
Whoops, forgot to trim the end in the second one
Backmarker 04/25/15 (Sat) 05:51:18 8c604b No. 6745
>>6727
I saw mclaren peugeot and immediately knew what this was
>>6736
Many of the f1 commercials are amazing
Backmarker 04/25/15 (Sat) 05:56:04 8c604b No. 6746
This is a pretty good one
Backmarker 04/25/15 (Sat) 06:04:33 8c604b No. 6748
>>6747
>motorcycle sound effects
Backmarker 04/25/15 (Sat) 06:07:08 591033 No. 6749
>>6746
>>6747
>tfw F1 will never again have a commentator as exciting as Murray
>tfw F1 will never again have a commentator as fair as Murray
Murray had a policy to never talk shit about drivers.
Compare that to what we get form Croft…
>le Maldonado jokes
Murray said that it was his job to make boring races exciting
Croft literally complains and bitches when races are boring
Backmarker 04/25/15 (Sat) 06:15:32 8c604b No. 6750
>>6749
Murray would be fair, but James Hunt would talk shit. Bob Varsha was pretty good. Not as great as Murray Walker, but pretty good.
>le maldonado jokes are tiresome. (unless they're really good)
I don't really hate the moaning about boring races. It sucks balls and is a poor job of commentating, but I think it might accelerate us away from the gimmicky shit that F1 is becoming as people won't be able to delude themselves into thinking its good.
Backmarker 04/25/15 (Sat) 11:28:22 0fc02f No. 6759
>>6749
Ben Edwards for BBC is pretty good and has been commentating on F1 longer than Brundle. His excitement is infectious.
>Croft literally complains and bitches when races are boring
I've heard Croft complain during great races because of the absolute smallest shit or because Hamilton wasn't winning.
Last year at Singapore during practise Rosberg crossed the pit entry line because he backed out of coming into the pits. He was like the only car on track.
Croft exploded and started going on about penalties and starting from the fucking pitlane. Bruno Senna just went "Well I don't think the stewards will mind to be honest it was pretty safe and it's only FP1"
20 minutes later Bruno is discussion something with Ted and Croft interrupts them both to show them a replay of Rosberg's heinous crime and why he should be banned for life.
Stewards didn't even bother investigating it.
Backmarker 04/28/15 (Tue) 01:42:18 591033 No. 6838
>>6759
Same as the constant bitching about track limits.
>Go watch old races, they abused them all the time, and no one cared
Backmarker 04/28/15 (Tue) 01:59:21 8c604b No. 6839
>>6838
I actually suspect that's because if you abused them in the past, you likely collided with a wall, whereas now (since track limits are often painted lines) you can actually get an advantage because of the increased run off area that has been added bc muh safety
Backmarker 04/28/15 (Tue) 02:04:39 591033 No. 6840
>>6839
That modern bitching was nothing but a way to make Vettel a pantomime villain.
Backmarker 04/28/15 (Tue) 02:53:02 591033 No. 6841
The official F1 youtube channel has been uploading some old stuff in great quality
Backmarker 04/28/15 (Tue) 03:25:10 8c604b No. 6842
>>6841
Yeah, I was blown away by that.
Backmarker 04/28/15 (Tue) 08:01:16 0fc02f No. 6843
>>6840
https://vimeo.com/104378544
At about 2:10:
>Worth pointing out that Sebastian Vettel is on the freshest tyres here after he pitted on lap 34
>Worth pointing to that he was all 4 tyres off the track again in this race
It was like 2 fucking inches out of stavelot and literally everyone else did it.
Backmarker 04/28/15 (Tue) 09:54:27 591033 No. 6845
>>6843
How did I know it would be Croft saying that.
>chief of the anti-Vettel police department
Backmarker 04/28/15 (Tue) 23:40:32 591033 No. 6890
>Johnathon Legard
>predicting what might happen after it already has
Truly the shittest tier commentator ever.
Backmarker 05/01/15 (Fri) 19:48:32 bac560 No. 6998
Backmarker 05/01/15 (Fri) 19:59:20 0fc02f No. 7003
>>6890
>Legard now does the football league show highlights
He fucks up highlights as well. Or maybe I just find his voice so annoying.
Thank god he is too high billing to do league 2 games so I don't have to hear him commentate my team.
Backmarker 05/04/15 (Mon) 20:13:09 591033 No. 7190
>you'll lol when it happens
Backmarker 05/04/15 (Mon) 21:16:17 8c604b No. 7195
>>7190
confirmed. I lolled
Backmarker 05/05/15 (Tue) 18:23:00 0abead No. 7278
>>7190
Jesus, Berger is lucky he didn't get side swiped. He would have been killed.
Backmarker 05/05/15 (Tue) 18:30:02 8688c8 No. 7279
>>7190
Not the only time he did this either. 1991 Belgium comes to mind.
Backmarker 05/05/15 (Tue) 21:13:49 be62aa No. 7282
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 17:39:58 591033 No. 8450
Apparently Alonso's brake problem today was caused by a visor tear-off getting into the brake duct.
It reminded me of this much funnier incident.
Backmarker 05/12/15 (Tue) 05:54:45 2fc70a No. 8487
Backmarker 05/20/15 (Wed) 15:08:38 591033 No. 8884
File: Jules.webm (3.21 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, Jules.webm )
Backmarker 05/23/15 (Sat) 18:13:28 9df240 No. 9642
>>8884
Get better potatoman
Backmarker 05/24/15 (Sun) 14:59:51 591033 No. 10273
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Backmarker 05/25/15 (Mon) 02:14:51 ef480e No. 10481
>>10450
>oooh oooh oooh aaaaoow
the syphillitic flooded bomb crater of NBC commentary
Backmarker 05/25/15 (Mon) 02:23:04 591033 No. 10487
>>10481
I noticed the same.
It's a lot like the shit-tier commentary we have in local Aust series.
It reminds me of some advice I heard once about making a YouTube video (not that I make them), in that if you first word is "Um", you've failed as a video maker.
And if you're reaction to an incident as a motorsport commentator is to "ohhh" or "ahhh", instead of actually communicating what's happening with words, then you've failed as a commentator.
Backmarker 05/25/15 (Mon) 04:00:35 8c604b No. 10520
>>10481
yeah it's a bunch of giggling old men who don't even know what's going on onscreen.
Backmarker 06/04/15 (Thu) 23:20:17 60d0e7 No. 11183
>>11179
And yet, despite this advancement, we've fucked up the entire sport bc of senna feels
Backmarker 06/05/15 (Fri) 00:17:51 0fc02f No. 11192
>>11183
F1 didn't invent the HANS device (it was invented much earlier than Senna's death) and it only got mandatory in 2003.
Before that the FIA were trying out some airbag project instead.
Backmarker 06/05/15 (Fri) 00:54:38 116612 No. 11197
>>11192
Where did he say that F1 invented HANS?
also, what the fuck? Airbags in a racing car? An open wheeler no less?
They should just turn it into bumper cars then, so people can make retard moves like verstappen at Monaco, or takagi's crash with Luca badoer, without any risk and it'll be even more of a shitshow.
Backmarker 06/05/15 (Fri) 01:07:59 0fc02f No. 11200
>>11197
It just sounded a bit like he was implying. Blame my 2am autism.
I just re-checked and in fact it was Mercedes Benz themselves who started developing an airbag system for F1 cars.
They joined a meeting between Charlie Whiting and Hubbard Downing Inc (the company who made HANS) and started a partnership to make a HANS device small enough to fit in an F1 car.
They got an old crash tested HANS device from Hubbard and tested it against their air bag and it proved to be as good and so they abandoned the air bag in 1998.
Backmarker 06/05/15 (Fri) 01:10:56 116612 No. 11201
>>11200
I would say predictably so. Pretensioners work just about as well as airbags with vastly lower cost, difficulty of installation, and some methods are reusable. Of course the gubmint knows best.
Backmarker 06/05/15 (Fri) 01:21:44 0fc02f No. 11203
>>11201
Found the research paper and got a preview
They were properly serious about this as an option
Backmarker 06/05/15 (Fri) 01:27:43 116612 No. 11204
>>11203
At least Hans protects you from your head going sideways, this does nothing for that.
Backmarker 06/05/15 (Fri) 01:37:50 0fc02f No. 11206
>>11204
An F1 HANS system doesn't stop side to side movement but instead they just have the polystyrene insert around their neck.
They didn't bother trying to make side to side support as they knew they could redesign an F1 cockpit and put in the polystyrene padding to minimise it and so focused on forward motion.
I imagine they would have done similar here but still it is mad.
Backmarker 06/05/15 (Fri) 01:41:56 116612 No. 11209
>>11206
Grr. The super high sidepods and toilet seat-esque inserts make low profile cars impossible and it looks like crap… What a shame.
Backmarker 06/05/15 (Fri) 06:27:43 60d0e7 No. 11217
>>11214
That reference flew over my head.
Backmarker 06/28/15 (Sun) 12:18:56 591033 No. 15110
Fuck
SKY IS TRYING TO BUY F1
I couldn't think of anything worse for the future of the sport.
Backmarker 06/28/15 (Sun) 12:20:33 591033 No. 15111
>>15108
That's just embarrassing.
Backmarker 06/28/15 (Sun) 12:21:26 591033 No. 15112
>>15110
Oh derp, wrong thread.
Backmarker 07/08/15 (Wed) 23:07:07 5b898d No. 16617
>>2588
do you have any idea how much concentration it takes to corner at those speeds?
Backmarker 07/08/15 (Wed) 23:45:25 60d0e7 No. 16618
>>16617
more than the monkey has.
Backmarker 07/09/15 (Thu) 04:42:21 591033 No. 16631
Vettel really does have excellent throttle control.
Watch the throttle %, and listen to the engine.
By the time you can hear the revs quickly increase when it wheelspins, he's already backed off.
>his throttle control is why he raped Webber in the blown diffuser car
Backmarker 07/12/15 (Sun) 12:34:35 4f41b4 No. 16730
>Merhi in charge of paying attention to his surroundings
Backmarker 07/12/15 (Sun) 12:36:34 8475e1 No. 16731
>>16730
Not even the shittiest shitter in online video games does that. Holy shit.
Backmarker 07/12/15 (Sun) 12:48:17 591033 No. 16732
>>16730
>>16731
I'll point out that Merhi is the idiot who slowed down to a crawl, not the idiot who didn't notice a slow moving car.
Backmarker 07/12/15 (Sun) 12:53:17 0fc02f No. 16733
>>16732
It's actually quite easy to hit a slowing car like that through a combo of misjudging how slow it is going/fast you are going & mentally focusing further up the road than what it is immediately in front of you.
Backmarker 07/12/15 (Sun) 12:57:13 4f41b4 No. 16734
>>16732
yes, why would you even slow down like that on the finish line, if you want to let someone get past you you could've done that over the whole last lap
Backmarker 07/15/15 (Wed) 06:37:31 d7cece No. 16789
>>16732
>>16730
>>16731
>>16733
>>16734
Here's the thing, if you watch Nicholas Latifi, he was racing for 5th place and didn't want to lose his position. He can't block the other driver or push him off as per rules, so he ends up crashing into Merhi. He had to pay attention to Tom Dillmann as well who he was racing. This just shows Merhi was being a fucking moron and he doesn't deserve the Manor seat.
Especially since he pulled that "dindunuffin" shit later.