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File: 1445802338757.jpeg (69.77 KB, 800x559, 800:559, u_s_mexico_border__alfred….jpeg)

042854 No.26391[Last 50 Posts]

US GP (post) race → Mexican GP build up thread

>Hamilton is a dirty racer edition

262f8b No.26403

First for me


efc527 No.26404

Come on Rosberg, we believe in you!

well i do!


a658c6 No.26405

REMOVE NIGGER FROM PREMISES


61e138 No.26406

File: 1445802593701-0.jpg (193.9 KB, 480x720, 2:3, Nico_mana_photoshoot_5.jpg)

File: 1445802593702-1.jpg (81.99 KB, 1024x682, 512:341, Nico_mana_Rosberg_love_2.JPG)

GOATBERG

>>26376

Definitely

>Works for Red Bull as well as being Nico's secret lover

Literally perfect race


262f8b No.26408

Vettel flying


efc527 No.26409

>>26406

i would watch an uncensored porn of Mana and Nico.

Just saying.


5868dc No.26410

WILLIAMS

are you choking?


042854 No.26411

>>26409

I'd love to watch a porn of Mana getting an enema, trackside at an F1 race.

>When Nico goes past, she gets excited and can't hold it anymore.


a658c6 No.26412

>>26410

All signs point to yes.


61e138 No.26413

>>26409

Give me a few minutes and I'll get you the closest thing


042854 No.26414

V E T T E L

E

T

T

E

L

Come on lad


684361 No.26415

>track is wet

>it's a problem with the car, felipe


a27260 No.26416

where is your dead pope juice now perez


5868dc No.26417

>>26411

Hopefully not with eels. I've seen that one once before, and that's once too much


efc527 No.26418

File: 1445802814510.png (225.33 KB, 329x365, 329:365, bruhwhat.png)

>>26411

bruh

>>26413

awesome


042854 No.26419

>Ricciardo takes out Hamilton

>Rosberg / Vettel 1-2

BEST case scenario right there


1a2487 No.26420

A surprise Ferrari win would be fun


262f8b No.26421

rip kimi


ce4d55 No.26422

>louis about to pass the trickster

>NBC cuts to matchett talking about a wing days ago with alan permane


5868dc No.26423

Damnit Ric


efc527 No.26424

>Texas and my state are on the same Greenwich(whatever things that defines time) line

>I'm 1 hour behind

thats interesting


042854 No.26425

>>26417

By favorite one was where they used milk, then chocolate sauce, then put a little tap in her asshole, poured a glass of chocolate milk, and had her drink it.

Those crazy Japs.


a27260 No.26426

# of finland finishers:


262f8b No.26427

rip ericsson


5868dc No.26428

>>26425

I really regret nuking them. We did something that messed them up so completely as a society, it's so odd to think about


262f8b No.26429

Safety Car out


ce4d55 No.26430

>bgp predictions totally fucked

at least the race is interesting


5868dc No.26431

Oh god fucking damnit you stupid swedish cuck. You're going to cause a safety car that demolishes Rosgoat's lead


61c4a6 No.26432

>>26428

>le japan nuke ruination mene

>not realizing that the firebombing of tokyo was way worse than the atomic bombs


1a2487 No.26433

>>26419

>Hamilton understeers into a wall, like Raikkonen, but without rally training

>Ricciardo just hangs there

>Vettel passes Ricciardo near the end

I'd prefer that, but your option is decent


a27260 No.26434

SC! time to piss


042854 No.26435

>>26433

I just meant for the WDC


262f8b No.26436

Tractor cunt smells his prey


1a2487 No.26437

RIP race it was a fun start


5868dc No.26438

>>26432

m8 it was a funny/radiation fucking them up in the head joke


efc527 No.26439

File: 1445803088904.jpg (3.32 MB, 1920x1086, 320:181, 1443951400931.jpg)

>>26428

their cities are goat tho.

Here we go, Safety car…


1a2487 No.26440

>>26435

Yeah fair point


a658c6 No.26441

>>26431

He's just trying to do his swedish duty of helping niggers.


042854 No.26442

TRACTOR


61e138 No.26443


7ab98c No.26444

Easily best race of the year so far. Shame to be marred by a shitty safety car.

> Thanks Sauber.


7ab98c No.26445


262f8b No.26446

>>26444

triples of truth


efc527 No.26447

>>26443

i'll watch it after the race.


7ab98c No.26448

>>26431

> cuck

Who else /pol/ here?


a658c6 No.26449

>>26444

Fucking agreed.


1a2487 No.26450

>>26428

Don't worry, in a few generations japanese men will completely stop social interaction with japanese women, that will turn to gajin dick and make japan while. And when otakus are dead, society is saved.


5868dc No.26451

>Caterham tractor recovers ex-caterham driver's car


61c4a6 No.26452

>>26448

>even suggesting colonizing and fucking up this board like /tv/ /k/ /n/ and others


042854 No.26453

File: 1445803266279.png (872.48 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, vlcsnap-2015-10-26-05h59m2….png)

>Disgusting American sluts leaving their dildos on the track


a27260 No.26454

I see the rolex digital ads are back now that there isn't spray and rain


7ab98c No.26455

> This race brought to you by Guinness Blonde, the blonde of your dreams.

Triggered


042854 No.26456

File: 1445803323524.png (1.11 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, vlcsnap-2015-10-26-05h59m5….png)

TRACTORCUNT


efc527 No.26457

lol that marshall looks old as fuck, surprise he didn't get a heart attack and died on track


a658c6 No.26458

>>26452

There's going to be some overlap from /pol/ here, what with it being the single largest board on this chan. It won't be an issue.


61e138 No.26459

>>26447

>>26443

Longer version

http://www.playvid.com/watch/WMEacf5Dn9z

Only search her name on porn sites…..You'll become sad if you check her wiki


042854 No.26460

>>26454

Post that on Reddit, you'll get internet points


68a781 No.26461

File: 1445803402029.jpg (40.22 KB, 288x492, 24:41, 1427595623767.jpg)

>Mexican GP thread


1a2487 No.26462

Was that smoke?


efc527 No.26463

>>26459

waaaaaait… has Mana done japanese porn?!?!?! for real?! REALLY?! wtf


684361 No.26464

File: 1445803423608.jpg (280.26 KB, 1024x768, 4:3, hiroshima.jpg)

>>26428

We did them a favor.


042854 No.26465

>25759

>Imma go all out and predict an epic Vettel drive to the podium

:^)


1a2487 No.26466

>>26459

>literally cancer

lol


61c4a6 No.26467

>>26458

>It won't be an issue.

You'll be held to that


61e138 No.26468

>>26463

……No Mexibro

She only just become legal and Rosberg would have a problem.

I meant don't look at the JAV stars name.


042854 No.26469

>>26461

Because we probably won't make 750, and people keep being cuckchanners about leaving threads before the bump limit.


a658c6 No.26470

>>26467

Whatever you say, schlomo. :^)


68a781 No.26471

>>26469

then why not make a US gp (part 2)?


a27260 No.26472

File: 1445803613235.png (81.67 KB, 280x219, 280:219, ding-dongs-1-280x219.png)

that's about the 10th time they've said ding dong battle


262f8b No.26473

>>26467

He's posting about niggers in half of his posts, of course he'd say that

>>26352

>>26299

>>26285

>>26266

>>26470

>>26441

>>26405


25a291 No.26475

>>26470

>le jew mene

>even ironically


efc527 No.26476

>>26468

oh… you said look her name on porn and checking her wiki making me sad.

i thought wrong.

thats cool she's barely legal.


042854 No.26477

>>26471

Because then we'll be posting about the Mexican GP in the USGP thread, and that will make our German posters uncomfortable

>tfw things aren't organised


1a2487 No.26478

>>26472

I'm hungry now


7ab98c No.26480

>>26475

Oh yeah that safety car… the Jews did that!


25a291 No.26481

>>26478

ditto


61e138 No.26482

>Lewis asking what other drivers are doing


262f8b No.26483

Vettel flying


da197c No.26484

>>26477

can confirm, threads also need more spreadsheets


1a2487 No.26485

Cheeky Rosberg making sure no one can get a better start than him


a27260 No.26486

File: 1445803893049.jpg (103.3 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, art.jpg)

that darkness


042854 No.26487

File: 1445803903096.webm (1.91 MB, 960x540, 16:9, uber alles.webm)

VETTEL


a658c6 No.26488

>danil blyat


61e138 No.26489

>>26487

BULLY'D


68a781 No.26490

>>26485

>le jump a 3 second gap during a virtual safety car maymay


1a2487 No.26491

And now the true 2015 natural order has been restored.


61e138 No.26492

C'mon Russia


a658c6 No.26493

>>26490

>doubting true aryan driver skills


1a2487 No.26494

I think Max hit Dany


68a781 No.26495

>>26493

Vettel > Cuckberg


da197c No.26496

Vettel win from 13th, please make it happen


efc527 No.26497

>>26496

that'd be goat


262f8b No.26498

Hulk dead again


ce4d55 No.26499

>Teenager M. Verstappen in P4

>Hulkenmeme


042854 No.26500

File: 1445804223067.jpg (223.65 KB, 1280x715, 256:143, OC safety jew.jpg)

>>26480

For you, anon.


efc527 No.26501

LOL HULK

HULK PLS

HULK PLEEEEEASE LOL


61e138 No.26502

>Sainz speeding in pitlane


a27260 No.26503

why do they ever announce under investigation for pit speed

it's always era pen


a658c6 No.26504

>>26500

Thanks, that will be useful in any future race with suspicious safety cars.


7ab98c No.26505

>>26500

Hahaha.

I actually know some IRL Jews who will not drive Mercedes because they helped manufacture parts of the ovens.


1a2487 No.26506

>he tried to trick the rick

>you cannot trick the rick


042854 No.26507

File: 1445804318791.png (100.82 KB, 500x394, 250:197, GOTTA_GO_FAST.png)


da197c No.26508

3 to go until manor points


91fdef No.26509

>>26505

lol wat


262f8b No.26510

Virtual safet car


7ab98c No.26511

>>26504

>>26500

Schlomo needs to come out again.


042854 No.26512

>>26511

WOW, ANON


a658c6 No.26513

>>26505

I think they are just being cheap.


042854 No.26514

>>26512

Oh, VIRTUAL safety car

>tfw wasn't paying attention


a27260 No.26515

that tractor will taste blood yet


262f8b No.26516

Mercs pitting, Vettel will take the lead


efc527 No.26517

>Hulk had a broken front win

did force india just decided to give perez number 1 status out of their asses and give hulk second rate equipment? his wing broke at hungary too.


042854 No.26518

At least I got my 3 safety cars for my BadgerGP

:)

>no more pls


262f8b No.26519

>>26516

And he won't need to pit


61e138 No.26520

>>26518

Do VSC count as real safety cars?


a27260 No.26521

File: 1445804517599.jpg (119.5 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, jp2.jpg)


042854 No.26522

>>26520

I think so.

>kinda sure


a658c6 No.26523

>>26520

DON'T DOUBT THE VIRTUAL JEW


7ab98c No.26524

File: 1445804559510.jpg (10.71 KB, 200x270, 20:27, 610.jpg)

> Virtual safety car.


262f8b No.26525

Fuck off /pol/


042854 No.26526

>NEVER WON FROM LOWER THAN THIRD


68a781 No.26527

File: 1445804595886.jpg (341.39 KB, 1024x635, 1024:635, ric.jpg)

>how the FUCK did Rosberg pass me?


7ab98c No.26528

>>26525

It's just a joke my Mongolian friend.


efc527 No.26529

MCLELREN IS BECK!


ce4d55 No.26530

>>26518

>Sainz up 12 places x 3 points per position=36 points

>Alex Rossi up 4*3=12 points

providing they don't fuck up

>inb4 Sainz crashing causes a safety car and we both get fucked


042854 No.26531

>>26530

>tfw have Verstappen


1a2487 No.26532

Alonse should get past Jense quickly now that he has the upgraded engine, shouldn't him?


68a781 No.26533

SUPERIOR FERRARI PIT STRATEGY


042854 No.26534

>Vettel is going to win this

I'm going to go join Mana


efc527 No.26535

if Ferrari wins i'm throwing a 1 man party


042854 No.26536

>Rossi 13th

Not bad.


a658c6 No.26537

>>26535

They need to run a Vettel & Kobayashi team for maximum axis power.


61e138 No.26538

File: 1445804844985-0.jpg (105.34 KB, 1080x1080, 1:1, Jennifer_thanks_for_buying….jpg)

File: 1445804844985-1.jpg (128.56 KB, 1080x1080, 1:1, Jennifer_austin_2.jpg)

>>26529

No Becks is at Williams.


042854 No.26539

Fuck, Rosberg looks good


61e138 No.26540

>>26534

I think Mana is going to win


25a291 No.26541

>>26448

>>26458

>It won't be an issue.

>>26470

>>26480

>>26500

>>26504

>Thanks, that will be useful in any future race with suspicious safety cars.

>>26505

>>26511

>>26513

>>26523

>>26524

That was fast.

Poltards: the harbingers of unfunny and repetitive shitposts


042854 No.26542

>>26540

Several times


a27260 No.26543

here comes another SC


61e138 No.26544

>kvyat

Fuck this better not help Lewis


042854 No.26545

>4th safety car

Fuck.


1a2487 No.26546

HAMILTON IS TOTALLY FUCKED

HAMILTON IS TOTALLY FUCKED

HAMILTON IS TOTALLY FUCKED

HAMILTON IS TOTALLY FUCKED

HAMILTON IS TOTALLY FUCKED

HAMILTON IS TOTALLY FUCKED

HAMILTON IS TOTALLY FUCKED

HAMILTON IS TOTALLY FUCKED

HAMILTON IS TOTALLY FUCKED


a658c6 No.26547

File: 1445805027687.jpg (223.65 KB, 1280x715, 256:143, Jewfteycar.jpg)

IT'S HAPPENING


042854 No.26548

>Rossi in 12th

Cheeky Manor points?


1a2487 No.26549

>good guy kvyat letting the car coast off the track not to impede the other racers


671f06 No.26550

FUCKING NIGGER WHY


7ab98c No.26551

File: 1445805113763.png (41.67 KB, 1286x1229, 1286:1229, autism-speaks-logo-transpa….png)


042854 No.26552

>>26530

Looks like we both got fucked.


da197c No.26553

File: 1445805121974.png (2.21 KB, 243x96, 81:32, rossi.png)

>soon


61e138 No.26554

Kvyats car had the high speed camera on it so the FIA will have got some good data


042854 No.26555

>>26553

How the fuck is Nasr behind Rossi after a stop/go?

>a Sauber should be fucking LAPS ahead of a Manor


1a2487 No.26556

>>26553

And maldonado is still in the race, so a retirement is definitely possible


efc527 No.26557

someone has a webm of Kyvat crash? went to to the bathroom and i missed it


042854 No.26558

>Jenson complaining about little balls


042854 No.26559

Don't forget to +50

http://8ch.net/f1/res/26391+50.html

>tfw board is running like shit


042854 No.26560

>Cruft finally realizing about Rossi

What's that?, 5 minutes after we did?


1a2487 No.26561

>>26560

More or less. But it's harder to think with someone's dick in your mouth


68a781 No.26562

VETTEL

VETTEL

VETTEL

VETTEL

VETTEL

VETTEL

VETTEL

VETTEL

VETTEL


efc527 No.26563

>Perez with that Mercedes engine cannot overtake a fucking Honda

and people said he was okay LOL


042854 No.26564

File: 1445805613234.jpg (114.12 KB, 893x708, 893:708, verstappen sister victoria.jpg)

>I wish I was stuck up Verstappens ass too


1a2487 No.26565

This race has been so good I wouldn't even mind another HWL too much.


042854 No.26566

File: 1445805637357.jpg (80.85 KB, 582x378, 97:63, ted.jpg)


61e138 No.26567

>>26563

>An upgraded Honda

Give them some credit


a658c6 No.26568

>>26565

If all races were this good, nobody would mind if hammy won everything.


25a291 No.26569

>>26565

ok jean todt

>>26568

no


efc527 No.26570

>>26567

still a completely donkey of an engine


1a2487 No.26571

>>26566

I mean it would suck a lot, but it's not yet another pole to flag, average lead over 15 seconds, win. So that's something.

Button is totally going to whine after that Pastor moment.


efc527 No.26572

oh for fucks sake.

the dream is over, fuck everything.


61e138 No.26573

ROSBERG NO


042854 No.26574

FOR FUCK SAKES NICO


a27260 No.26575

after all this it's going to be ham ros vet


1a2487 No.26576

>>26570

It's a trained donkey


7ab98c No.26577

>>26564

My agreement to your comment is pending verification of her age.


97f18e No.26578

thats kvyat. you ruined the race


efc527 No.26579

>>26576

fair enough


61e138 No.26580


7ab98c No.26581

>>26580

Works for Canada.


efc527 No.26582

THE TRAINED DONKEY IS LOSING TO THE SAVAGE DONKEY!

GO JENSON!


61e138 No.26583

BUTTON


da197c No.26584

>old McLaren engine beats new engine


68a781 No.26585

The curious pace of Jenson Button


1a2487 No.26586

File: 1445805940246.jpg (11.5 KB, 513x85, 513:85, fear me.jpg)

evil forces are rising


ce4d55 No.26587

If Alonso retires Rossi scores points


042854 No.26588

File: 1445806047391.jpg (68.04 KB, 749x560, 107:80, victorias secret.jpg)

>>26577

She does wear sexy panties though…


042854 No.26589

COME ON MANOR


61e138 No.26590

>>26587

>Rossi scoring points is going to get over shadowed by Hamilton


a658c6 No.26591

EVERYONE MEME MAGIC MANOR TO POINTS


1a2487 No.26592

>>26587

Remember what happened to the last driver that scored points in a Manor/Marussia?


042854 No.26593

Fucking Ricciardo

Why does he have to bully everyone?

>asshole


1e7b4a No.26594

>>26592

He did a cosplay of Schumacher?


1a2487 No.26595

>>26594

Exactly.


042854 No.26596

File: 1445806284058.webm (613.95 KB, 480x360, 4:3, Idi Amin.webm)


61e138 No.26597

>inb4 Hamilton hits a wet patch and dumps it


042854 No.26598

File: 1445806318098.webm (613.95 KB, 480x360, 4:3, Idi Amin.webm)


042854 No.26599

>>26596

>>26598

Fucking cripple.


91fdef No.26600

>Do you let your country man pass?

>Uhh no.

Holy fuck, how retarded can you get?


efc527 No.26601

the only good thing of Hamilton winning the championship here is that he's not winning it at Mexico.

thank fucking god


042854 No.26602

>>26600

What do you expect from David "British driver = most talent driver by default" Cruft


61e138 No.26603

COME ON ROSBERG LET HIM PASS


efc527 No.26604

NO ROSBERG NO

NO VETTEL NO

PLEASE I DON'T WANT HAMILTON TO WIN AT MEXICO

PLEASE NO


68a781 No.26605

What if Rosberg purposefully let Vettel by so Hamilton didn't get WDC?


efc527 No.26606

VETTEL PLEASE SPIN NO

ROSBERG DON'T LET HIM PASS!!

JUST END IT PLEASE

LET IT END


61e138 No.26607

>>26605

Wehrlein races the rest of the season


042854 No.26608

>>26604

Don't you see Mexibro?

It's your chance to do a Tonya Harding on Hamilton


1a2487 No.26609

Hot DRS action


7ab98c No.26610

Good job Lewis.


efc527 No.26611

Thank god.

Mexico won't have to suffer a Hamilton championship.

fucking nigger hope he dies there tho.


042854 No.26612

AND HERE COMES THE 1 HOUR SKY HAMILTON BLOWJOB


68a781 No.26613

>>26611

He always says he wants to emulate Senna.


a658c6 No.26614

>>26612

EVERYONE SUCK HIS DICK


a27260 No.26615

still rising


1a2487 No.26616

Do you think Toto is happy when Lewis wins because he gets to watch him fuck Susie?


7ab98c No.26617

>>26612

If I lived in the UK, I'd have to avoid media for a week.


042854 No.26618

C A R B A B B Y

A

R

B

A

B

B

Y


68a781 No.26619

spoiler: Vettel WDC 2016/Hamilton kills himself


a27260 No.26620

look at all those british flags

time to bomb them


61e138 No.26621

I need to stop being happy part way into races.


ce4d55 No.26622

>half-ass donut

he really has forgotten how to drive


1a2487 No.26623

>>26617

HOW COULD YOU DARE SAY THAT??


a27260 No.26624

>just look after the car

for what purpose? they've won everything


042854 No.26625

HAMILTON CAN'T EVEN DO DOUNTS PROPERLY

You have brake bias control you fucking tard, wind it to the front.


5868dc No.26626

>>26619

>>26619

If Alonso doesn't win in 2017, I may kill myself as well


68a781 No.26627

>>26625

>implying you know how to do donuts properly in an F1 car


1a2487 No.26628

And now Rosberg and Vettel are going to shit on Hamilton in German in that fucking room.


ce4d55 No.26629

File: 1445806919153.webm (1.95 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, webm vettel donuts.webm)

>>26627

vettel does


042854 No.26630

>>26627

Actually anon, I learnt that from an interview with Alex Zinardi

>the donut master


efc527 No.26631

>>26459

>118 minutes

no one can fap this long


a27260 No.26632

File: 1445806956977.jpg (136.43 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, ps.jpg)

this girl realizing she is high up on stairs and a camera lens is coming straight up


5868dc No.26633

Holy fuck Nico


042854 No.26634

File: 1445807059175.webm (6.05 MB, 944x530, 472:265, Donuts in India.webm)


97f18e No.26635

>booing the underdog

fuck you cunt crowd


1a2487 No.26636

>>26631

The japanese sure can. I found JAV videos over 3 hours long.


61e138 No.26637

>>26633

What happened?

>Those boos


a27260 No.26638

File: 1445807105343.jpg (104.65 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, line.jpg)

lining up to swallow his seed


68a781 No.26639

Rosberg has sand in his vagina


5868dc No.26640

>>26637

Hamilton tossed Nico's hat to him as he sat in the chair, and Nico just threw it right back at him.


1a2487 No.26641

File: 1445807248339.jpg (78.2 KB, 620x388, 155:97, sky_2077770b.jpg)

>>26638

>likewise


042854 No.26642


a27260 No.26643


97f18e No.26644

>1st british driver to win consecutive world championships

>is an american nigger

feelsbad


d668f9 No.26645

What happened with the hat?

>bobby epstein


68a781 No.26646

File: 1445807310398.jpg (161.28 KB, 860x611, 860:611, 1430059246312.jpg)


1a2487 No.26647

>Nico quietly crying in the other corner

;_;


68a781 No.26648

>Elton John

JUST


a27260 No.26649

what happened to the cowboy hats? I know they are there, they were on Ted's show yesterday


1e7b4a No.26650

>>26649

Can't have them, cultural appropriation ;^)


042854 No.26651

>Nico takes a loss well

Sky says he doesn't care enough about winning and needs to step up his game

>Nico takes a loss badly

Sky says he's a bad loser


a27260 No.26652

there's nothing sadder than a sad old queen

except rosberg


97f18e No.26653

is this lewis' music? LOL


042854 No.26654

File: 1445807609605.jpg (152.25 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, elton.jpg)

OMFG

I saw the stripes on Elton's arms and thought "lol it looks like he's weraing a shitty Adidas tracksuit like a slav"

Then I saw the logo….


684361 No.26655

>>26645

>epstein

The kike who tried to jew Tavo Hellmund out of his stake in CoTA even though it was Tavo who struck the deal with Bernie to bring the race to Austin. It nearly resulted in the race not coming here, but Bernie is a personal friend of Tavo's father and realized what was going on. So Bernie basically outjewed the jew and raised the fee to host the race after voiding the original 10 year contract.


68a781 No.26656

so what is the gap between Vettel and Rosberg now? Points wise I mean.


a27260 No.26657

File: 1445807648208.jpg (182.69 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, tasty.jpg)

that looks like it would be nice to put in your mouth


5868dc No.26658

>Lauda and Toto with that obvious satisfied sneer when Nico made the t16 mistake

Those fucking cunts can die in a fire, they are so obviously biased towards Poop Senna


1a2487 No.26659

>>26658

Yeah it's disgusting.


1a2487 No.26660

Anyone has that gif of Hamilton throwing a bottle at Nico's balls? It's very topical


7ab98c No.26661

File: 1445808126794.jpg (158.68 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, blacked.jpg)

>>26638

> Not into cuck porn though


042854 No.26662

File: 1445808167032.gif (980.29 KB, 384x216, 16:9, 1414975778098.gif)


68a781 No.26663

did he just say "anglo-german eurohouse party"?


042854 No.26664

File: 1445808264359.webm (2.14 MB, 1024x576, 16:9, nico.webm)

Pretty fucking rude by Hamilton imo

He's not a fucking dog


7ab98c No.26665

>>26664

Hamilton was just passing them out. Nico is the big whiny baby. What a little bitch.


042854 No.26666

File: 1445808455713.jpg (34.16 KB, 342x261, 38:29, check em.jpg)

>Vettel 2016 WDC


68a781 No.26667

If quads Vettel wins WDC in 2016


042854 No.26668

>>26667

cucked


68a781 No.26669

>>26666

you fucker


efc527 No.26670

>>26666

>>26667

this counts right?


a27260 No.26671

goddamn it this is making me thirsty


efc527 No.26672

On the bright side!

Cloud9 beat 2-0 EnVyUs! on the Smite Pro League.


042854 No.26673

File: 1445809382895.png (5.06 KB, 470x457, 470:457, sad adolf.png)

>tfw F1 is shit


a27260 No.26674

and that was the last chance secondberg will ever have at a title


61e138 No.26675

>>26674

It just makes it more painful

God dammit he doesn't deserve this.

He worked his way from Williams to get a championship winning car.


efc527 No.26676

>>26674

>>26675

hard workers don't win.

you just need to be lucky and get gifted a good car, your first championship and everything else.


61e138 No.26677

The only saving grace is that that the English womens team made it to the semi finals of the world cup which means Lewis has some competition for SPOTY


a27260 No.26678

they just apologized because vettel said balls


042854 No.26679

>>26678

Because they don't have any


a27260 No.26680

File: 1445810994962.jpg (126.04 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, 2ndb.jpg)

just look at this face


1a2487 No.26681

>>26680

Must be hard to be interviewed by LH's dedicated cock sucking team.


5868dc No.26682

>>26681

Rachel is probably the least cocksuckingest of the Sky crew by far. She's a big Alonso fan


efc527 No.26683

is Sky still going? lmao


1a2487 No.26684

>>26682

Still, the Sky F1 badge must be hard to see. Especially considering he just stupidly lost.

Meanwhile, on Twitter, I've seen a few #Capgate and I sure hope to god those faggots are being sarcastic.


a27260 No.26685

>>26683

interviewing jpm


1a2487 No.26686

File: 1445811561862.jpg (58.42 KB, 1024x576, 16:9, kill me pls.jpg)

>>26683

I can imagine the programme running a lot longer just because of the WDC.


efc527 No.26687

>>26685

man i miss Indycar

JP was robbed of that championship.


a27260 No.26688

File: 1445811811051.jpg (120.91 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, ju an.jpg)

>>26687

he said he's not doing le mans next year with porsche

and if ham crashed rosberg in turn 1 he would have won anyway so it was ok


efc527 No.26689

>>26688

>he said he's not doing le mans next year with porsche

bullshit, he's doing it.

All those testings aren't just for funzies.

JPM triple crown winner 2k16!!


61e138 No.26690

>tfw even if he won the title next year people would claim Hamilton and Mercedes conspired to let him win it and that it wasn't a real title win


61e138 No.26691

File: 1445813847480.jpg (21.29 KB, 575x123, 575:123, Nico_It_aint_over.JPG)

At least Mana is taking this well.

Now knife him in his sleep.


efc527 No.26692

i was getting depressed and then i remembered MEXICO GP NEXT WEEK! LIKE HOLY MYGOD DUDE!


042854 No.26693

>>26692

But Mexibro, think of all the Perez circlejerking that you will have to endure…

>killing your buzz, because I'm an asshole


61e138 No.26694

>>26692

Remember when you wanted tickets and they turned out to be massively expensive.

It's a long run to the first corner. A lot of track for Rosberg to lose the lead from pole and lock up and lose more places.

Also Sky/Croft's knowledge of Mexico will probably be limited to ARIBA ARIBA ANDALE ANDALE and old westerns.


da197c No.26695

>Mexico

>Rosberg ahead of Vettel

>Hamilton wants to prevent Rosberg moving into 2nd in the WDC

>intentionally crashes into Rosberg

>gets disqualified from the championship

can this happen please


efc527 No.26696

File: 1445815279295.gif (1.81 MB, 245x281, 245:281, fuckitimout.gif)


61e138 No.26698

I just remembered that the last time Rosberg lost the title he conceived his daughter.

Is this going to be a yearly thing?


efc527 No.26699

>>26698

With the dangerous pregnancy Vivian had i don't think its wise.

Maybe its finally time for Nico Mana to step into the rodeo and carry Nico's second kid.


9ebf71 No.26700

>>26675

Only to be the second driver at Mercedes. Rosberg hasn't had bad luck, so much as the team is so clearly against him.


42eb09 No.26701

>>26428

Something I wonder as of late is if the radiation from the nukes went into the ocean, the sea stream would eventually drop it off at San Francisco, hence why San Francisco is also completely messed up now, but in the completely degenerate and not awesome way.


a27260 No.26703

>>26698

>it's a boy

to be the second born second generation secondberg

bouncing on opa firstberg's other knee

wearing hand me down dresses


efc527 No.26704

yooo!

http://www.indystar.com/story/sports/motor/2015/10/25/indycar-expanding-schedule-more-than-month/74584586/

indycar is expanding his schedule 1 month! thats fucking fantastic!


ce4d55 No.26706

File: 1445876000591.jpg (46.13 KB, 634x337, 634:337, 1442574306560.jpg)

>"Fortunately no-one had any damage, Nico got back to the lead, but I was going to take him anyway. Somehow I was going to get past him in those ten laps, so I generally disagree with him."

>I was going to take him anyways

I'm not even a nico guy but louis can go fuck himself

srsly


a63b3a No.26707

>>26706

Can someone explain this to me? I was unable to watch the race (crashed after qualifying, somehow my tiredness was more interesting than watching Lulu win the title), what actually happened?


9ebf71 No.26708

>>26704

More opportunities for hulman and co to go bankrupt

>>26706

What a cunt

>>26707

As usual Hamilton ran rosberg off the track at the start, and actually hit him.


a63b3a No.26709

>>26708

So are we talking like a 2010 Vettel grid chop, or outbraking someone off the circuit, or just some Schumi at Hungary tier "move or die" shit?


ce4d55 No.26710

>>26707

Ham got a better start, pushed Ros off the track and led while they ran on inters, but he started struggling, got passed on-track, and ended up in P4 behind Nico and the Red Bulls. There were a ton of safety cars but Nico kept a solid lead until the last stint when he made a big mistake with 10 laps to go that let Louis past into the lead from being 2-3s back iirc.

It was a lot like Silverstone in that it started off pretty well then inexorably became HAM-ROS-VET.

>>26709

Some Koba-style thing where Louis took the inside line when they were side by side into T1 and understeered through the corner grinding on Nico's front left


042854 No.26711

File: 1445880662604.jpg (218.8 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, vlcsnap-2015-10-27-03h27m0….jpg)

>be me

>didn't watch post race coverage because of Hamilton cock sucking

>watching an upload of Ted's race notebook

>see this

Isn't this just the most SkyF1 on-screen graphic ever?


9ebf71 No.26712

>>26709

There was contact, and it didn't seem like he slid wide, it was more like schumi Hungary.


042854 No.26713

File: 1445892040305.webm (2.87 MB, 532x310, 266:155, Zinardi.webm)

>I was randomly watching videos today and found this

>>26627

>>26625

>>26630

:^)

.


042854 No.26714

File: 1445893682288-0.png (266.44 KB, 938x466, 469:233, redditor.png)

File: 1445893682288-1.webm (1.11 MB, 1024x576, 16:9, redditor.webm)

Remember that psycho Lewlew fan from the Sky pre-race?

She's a redditor.

>el oh fucking el

Is anyone surprised?


74f40b No.26715

>>26713

>guize I stalled it

>>26714

Ew. Why does anyone even like him?


827e8c No.26718

>>26714

hahahahaha


61e138 No.26720

File: 1445903852900.mp4 (1.07 MB, 426x238, 213:119, LIVING_ON_A_PRAYER.mp4)

>tfw you will never go drunk partying with Rosberg


9ebf71 No.26721

>>26720

>ywn party with suicidal post Belgium 2014 rosberg


a27260 No.26722

File: 1445908246314.webm (1.42 MB, 432x256, 27:16, out2b.webm)

this sounded better in my head


61c4a6 No.26723

>>26722

the edit works


a27260 No.26724

File: 1445959595281.png (190.56 KB, 786x848, 393:424, really.png)

seriously motorsport? after all this time you've geoblocked the only person in the world who still watches this pale shadow of what used to be a good program


efc527 No.26725

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

looooooooooooooooooooooool


042854 No.26726

>>26724

>the only person in the world who still watches this pale shadow of what used to be a good program

You weren't kidding.

>Inside Grand Prix - 2015: Russia

>590 views

That's pretty embarrassing for such a major website

>>26725

Kimi actually looked like he was enjoying himself.

Kinda weird…


efc527 No.26727

>>26726

>Kimi actually looked like he was enjoying himself.

well he's probably thinking

>im going to a country know for tequila

>tequila is strong alcohol

>therefore i'm learning how to ask for tequila

>tequila guey

thats why.

But fucking norteños , its not guey, its wey, guey is a stupid way of saying wey.


042854 No.26728

File: 1445965316507.jpeg (16.9 KB, 350x262, 175:131, polls_DudeThatsGay_4807_6….jpeg)

>>26727

>guey

Speaking of which, the best part was at the start when Seb and Kimi look at each other and giggle at the word "guey"

>pic related


2cd52b No.26729

>>26725

I'm glad to see that Gutierrez has a job other then to make tacos in the hopes of getting a seat at Haas.


827e8c No.26730

>>26728

Like teenagers in class. It's amazing.


042854 No.26731

File: 1445968698077.png (12.08 KB, 299x177, 299:177, jules.png)

It's like being haunted…


2cd52b No.26732

>>26731

>who to follow

>into the afrerlife


827e8c No.26733

>>26731

About Twitter related bullshit, I noticed that LH's account was tweeting while he was out racing to that world title. It was probably a PR agent or whatever, but I found that funny.


efc527 No.26735

File: 1445988076318.jpg (14.27 KB, 574x361, 574:361, 123413423423.jpg)

BLOG

i'm so fucking mad right now, customs send me an email saying they are holding THIS FUCKING THING that costs like 5 USD because the law says it cannot prove what it is and that i need to contact a custom's agent to get it liberated so i can received it.

Hiring someone is gonna cost me like 10 times more than what that shit costs, its fucking retarded.

THANKS YOU SHITTY MEXICAN LAWS

BLOG


2cd52b No.26737

>>26735

Is this extortion or is it just the bureaucratic inefficiency that comes with retarded regulations?

Is there a domestic Mexican provider that sells thermal paste?


efc527 No.26739

>>26737

bureaucratic inefficiency with retarded regulations, they also have a like 50% or more tax on everything you receive from overseas, thankfully it came included with my package.

But imagine this, you buy 200 USD camera , when they receive it and you go to get it you have to pay like 50% of the price of it, its fucking retarded.

And yes there is, but because i was buying from amazon i just threw everything together and said "fuck it i don't care" , then this arrived first and the mentioned above happened.


61e138 No.26740

File: 1445990169223.jpg (42.07 KB, 640x427, 640:427, super_aguri_1.jpg)

>tfw getting home late from work and immediately helping my little bro out on F1: Championship Edition

>tfw basically acting as his strategist/spotter

>tfw his first race he managed 11th in a Super Aguri around Monaco

>tfw just helped him through a good stratergy call to get 15th at Silverstone

It's surprisingly fun to just sit over his should going "3 laps till your pitstop, we will be racing Monteiro on exit" for a full race distance.

Also F1:CE is so much better than the Codemasters games in terms of making you feel like a driver.


042854 No.26741

File: 1445991653355.jpg (36.74 KB, 255x500, 51:100, 51983G2R62L.jpg)

>>26735

>be me

>need to install new cpu heat pipe in laptop

>out of thermal compound

>think for a minute

>go out to garage

>get bottle of permatex copper anti-sieze

>brush on to cpu

>mount cooler

It actually worked.

>it is electrically conductive though…


2cd52b No.26742

>>26739

That's massively gay.

>>26740

F1 championship edition has a much better perception of speed than the codemasters games, better audio, Murray, and is modeled on a better era of f1.

It's amazing that un so many installments, codemasters just can't keep up; especially since the game was hamstrung by the ps3.

>>26741

Let us know how it goes.


042854 No.26743

>>26742

Been good for months.

Temps are fine, but it's not exactly a high end rig pushing the limits.


042854 No.26745

File: 1445992373969.webm (1.05 MB, 960x540, 16:9, ham.webm)


61e138 No.26746

>>26742

>Murray

It was Allen and Brundle at that point

For the most part Brundle only speaks to mention the weather & when the leader has crossed the finishing line while Allen just repeats the top 8 places almost every lap and speaks whenever there is a crash.

At least it ain't fucking Crofty


15c21f No.26748

File: 1445992931480.png (527.17 KB, 820x613, 820:613, triggered.png)

>>26725

DATS RAYCIS


000000 No.26751

>>26565

>This race has been so good I wouldn't even mind another HWL too much.

Just got done watching this race after the fact, and …

THIS IS YOU FUCKING FAULT, FROG FUCKER!! I blame you for this shit! You made this happen!

You faggots just can't win anything so you had to ruin it for everyone else. I'm glad you are miscegenating yourselves out of existence as we speak.


000000 No.26752

>>26565

>This race has been so good I wouldn't even mind another HWL too much.

Just got done watching this race after the fact, and …

THIS IS YOU FUCKING FAULT, FROG FUCKER!! I blame you for this shit! You made this happen!

You faggots just can't win anything so you had to ruin it for everyone else. I'm glad you are miscegenating yourselves out of existence as we speak.


2cd52b No.26754

>>26746

I must be confusing it with the playstation games. Fuck martin brundle.


efc527 No.26755

>>26741

thats a fried computer waiting to happen australia, be careful.


15c21f No.26756

When will someone develop a racing sim with a realistic physics engine? I don't even care about the graphics.


2cd52b No.26759

>>26756

Rfactor is semi competent. Need for speed shift 2 was a total cheese-for-tires fuckfest, but the polish tire mod makes it almost gran Turismo level (not that thats anything to aspire to).

Simracing and conefags have always pissed me off because 90 percent of the time the former take it either too seriously or not enough, or exploit the fucked physics and are twisted enough to think they're good in real life, and the latter think that autocross actually rewards skill and isn't just single line driving.


15c21f No.26760

>>26759

What do you think about Dirt 3? I thought the physics were okay and much better than any GT game. Hopefully Dirt 4 can improve on this (and have more courses).


2cd52b No.26762

>>26760

I never had any major problem with it except the lack of granular set up options and that you're sometimes magnetically attracted to the gutters on the sides of the track.


15c21f No.26763

>>26762

>and that you're sometimes magnetically attracted to the gutters on the sides of the track

lol especially on the Finland stages


827e8c No.26774

>>26756

rFactor 2 has pretty damn good physics, but it's a bit expensive ($40 base game + $40 lifetime online pass, or $15 per month) and like most sims except rFactor, there are basically no public races so you have to deal with the autism and drama associated with leagues.

>>26760

DiRT Rally is very good but content comes slowly. D3 is still the better game as it's complete and there's a lot of shit to do.


a63b3a No.26775

>>26742

>Hamstrung by the PS3

Try PS2. F1:CE is basically a visual and some quality of life repackaging of F1:06 on the PS2, which speaks even more of how well the developers did (for what it is worth, F1:06 was very nice as well apart from shit menus, also not having your practice/free drive thing at dusk with BLOOM was a bonus over the PS3 version.


efc527 No.26779

File: 1446056836787.gif (16 KB, 125x125, 1:1, 1342355602879.gif)

only 2 days till the first mexican grand prix free practice 1 in 23 years!!


2cd52b No.26780

>>26779

Wont be the same without nige's moustache


2cd52b No.26782

So, with it apparently set to rain in Mexico, with the track totally tilke'd, and with having seen how much better the red bulls are under braking in the wet. We may have an almost interesting race on our hands.

Ready yourself for plebbitors that will claim that f1 isn't circling the drain, and comparisons of shit senna to original carbabby senna at donnington park


61e138 No.26784

>>26782

It's a long run to the first corner plenty of time to fuck up your braking and aquaplane off.


61c4a6 No.26785

>>26784

you mean plenty of time to fuck up (accidentally on purpose and not for the first time), and knock your teammate off


a27260 No.26789

>>26782

brand new super greasy asphalt too


042854 No.26791


042854 No.26792

>>26791

Start from to 11:25 to skip the Hamilton dick sucking

>eleven fucking minutes


042854 No.26793

>>26792

16:15 of you want to skip the Nico bashing

>Fuck SkyF1


042854 No.26794

This was a very interesting article

http://www.motorsport.com/f1/news/analysis-how-vw-s-f1-vision-helped-kill-red-bull-mercedes-deal/?v=2&s=1

>Red Bull wants a Mercedes engine

>Mercedes interested, because muh marketing

>Mercedes tell Red Bull they will only negotiate with them if they aren't involved with Renault, because they muh business friends

>Red Bull tells Renault to fuck off

>Red Bull starts to talk to Mercedes

>Mercedes finds out about Audi

>Mercedes (specifically Toto) craps his panties about muh IP will be stolen by Audi

>Mercedes back out of negotiations

>Red Bull up shit creek

Any somehow Horner is the asshole in this situation?


61e138 No.26797

File: 1446075229540.mp4 (5.99 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, Mexico_anthem.mp4)

Well at least you aren't getting some terrible pop singer to butcher your anthem Mexibro but….


61e138 No.26798

>Joe Saward

>One day you will learn why Michael Schumacher is not as highly rated by insiders as he is by fans

Glad to see Joe is still at least a bit up his own arse.


2cd52b No.26799

>>26798

>Joe Saward

>being right about anything for any reason other than by accident

Also doesn't everyone know that the Benetton had launch control and that the Ferrari had two way telemetry? Or that he hit villeneuve and hill deliberately? And that he had Brazilian bitch boys for teammates?

Only rosberg and piquet managed to beat or equal Schumacher in their time together. Granted Patrese was totally shafted at Benetton (inferior equipment and preparation, contract which included a second year not honored to name a few instances)


72795b No.26800

>>26797

Of course some fucking tlaloc descendants gonna sing that shit.

Better than all the banda singers at least.


61c4a6 No.26801

>>26799

also piquet claimed that after his crash in 1987 that he was a full second slower because he lost 80 percent of his depth perception.


61e138 No.26802

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Hamilton has become a luchador.

Mexico seems to be taking everyone over.


a27260 No.26803

File: 1446087856641.png (72.08 KB, 1275x474, 425:158, igp.png)

continuing genius from >>26724

they've now set the background (all the blue in pic related) to be a giant click capture which launches the geoblocked Inside Grand Prix view when you are just trying to get the window in focus so you can scroll it

note the

>EDITION: USA / GLOBAL


efc527 No.26804

>>26802

they should have throw him on a fight against rey mysterio… or at least his dog.

for those unaware rey mysterio killed a fighter called the el perro(dog) aguayo


dc5e71 No.26805

Who would win this Finnish fist fight?

Raikkonen vs Bottas?


61e138 No.26806

File: 1446088613605.jpg (47.16 KB, 960x640, 3:2, bottas_stop_now.jpg)

Bottas

He'd cheat and just shoot him but Bottas definitely seems the more agressive


61e138 No.26807

File: 1446090904563.jpg (47.16 KB, 960x640, 3:2, bottas_stop_now.jpg)

Bottas

He'd cheat and just shoot him but Bottas definitely seems the more agressive


efc527 No.26808

>>26805

Bottas.

Kimi is old, busted and probably permanently drunk.


efc527 No.26809

Suzuka 1995 is starting right now 20 years ago!

https://twitter.com/F1__1995


61c4a6 No.26811

>>26803

they should hire you to unfuck it.

>>26805

raikkonen. The iceman doesnt feel pain.

>>26809

have you seen the video of flavio laughing as damon hill binned it?


61c4a6 No.26812

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>26809

It actually wasn't his fault (there was sand on the track from another car re-entering there), but both murray and flavio's reactions are priceless


042854 No.26813

>>26808

> permanently drunk.

Too drunk to feel anything would be helpful…


efc527 No.26814

>>26812

based Schumi, outdriving the shit out of everyone!

>>26813

yeah but like, he'd be sluggish as fuck, unbalanced and probably with a lack of force in his hits.


61c4a6 No.26815

>>26814

>based Schumi, outdriving the shit out of everyone!

To be fair, the williams was a bit of a dud that year and adrian newey was on the way out due to that and the awkward management structure shared between him, frank, and patrick head.

Also benetton/tom walkinshaw/flavio bought ligier the year before in a chassis more or less copied from benetton in order to have more milage of the chassis with the renault engine, which, while illegal, was actually a smart move.


61c4a6 No.26816

File: 1446092375788.png (227.47 KB, 5000x5000, 1:1, Feels Hill Man.png)


efc527 No.26818

File: 1446093108926.gif (2.64 MB, 400x225, 16:9, TypeTridoronBeamDeflection.gif)

>>26815

>guy in red Schumi

>guy in the other color schumi's rivals

god


01a0e1 No.26819

File: 1446117254300.png (74.06 KB, 1758x538, 879:269, Race-schedule-Oct30-Nov01.png)


042854 No.26820

File: 1446117938191.jpg (46.95 KB, 628x417, 628:417, thumbs up Schumi.jpg)


bd1b7a No.26824

>>26819

>tfw Germany doesn't ever have my timezone

Why u hate me Germany ;_;


a27260 No.26825

File: 1446136032377.png (117.02 KB, 1175x561, 1175:561, amus.png)

>motorsport.com pissing me off

>decide to see if I can use AMuS as a daily because I still sehr gut duetch sprecking from high schule

one minute in and there is a survey modal window with entire page greyover

>block rule, block rule, block rule

okay let's see what they h- oh look my realtime blocklist is spazzing because one of their ad partners is hammering my IP every 0.25 seconds

>i'll just ignore that

ok… motorshport… formel 1… ah, here some mexico gebuildup fotos maybe I can find something interesting

>54 page clickbait with no grid view

>54

>no grid

why do all sites hate their readers so much?

>i'm looking at you autosport.com you motherfuckers


61e138 No.26826

>>26825

More pages mean more ad views sadly


a27260 No.26827

>>26826

between advertising, trackers, and copyright police the whole web is broken

it's pretty fucking sad


a27260 No.26828

File: 1446137385327.jpg (134.72 KB, 800x600, 4:3, 5670448.jpg)

now I really want to Fly Emirates

>After sleeping for several hours, the woman awoke and Quraishi asked “whether she had a good nap.” At that point, the victim realized that lotion had been “spread on her arms, chest, and up her legs.”

>The woman said that when walking to the bathroom “her vaginal area was sore.” She subsequently “saw that her underwear had been shifted and that lotion was in her vaginal area and on her underwear.”

>Quraishi, the workers recalled, said that he thought the woman “needed it,” and that the sleeping passenger “enjoyed it because she did not resist.”

why do they write these articles to make it sound so hot if it is supposed to be so terrible


01a0e1 No.26829

File: 1446137630991.png (75.7 KB, 1899x538, 1899:538, Race-schedule-Oct30-Nov01.png)

>>26824

because who the fuck lives in UTC-8 anyways


2cd52b No.26830

>>26825

>not using waterfox with ublock origin, no script, better privacy, disconnect, and reporting of links to google disabled.


a27260 No.26831

when is the press conference?


a27260 No.26832

>>26830

>the web has devolved to a point where one needs an alphabet soup of prophylaxis to get basic news and information

it used to just be warez and porn and streaming sites now it is literally everything

I blame women


a27260 No.26833

File: 1446138294036.jpg (81.42 KB, 1024x576, 16:9, shortly.jpg)

>>26831

nm it is LIVE

get in here


a27260 No.26834

File: 1446138514552.jpg (62.36 KB, 1024x576, 16:9, plzkilmme.jpg)

>fernando, you are so awesome

>where do you get the awesomeness from

what fucking journalism


a27260 No.26835

File: 1446139238134.jpg (93.8 KB, 1024x576, 16:9, dpc.jpg)

what is the point of will stevens?


79ac4a No.26836

>>26835

There's this thing called being a pay driver. He or his rich sponsors bought that seat for him. It gives his team the ability to both fill a seat AND recieve a decent paycheck from it.


2cd52b No.26837

>>26836

How much money does he actually bring? For ericsson/maldonado/nasr money, I can understand taking a crap driver. For less than that, i guess they're not scoring points so the economics are different, but if he's substantially worse than rossi, that's really a huge dark mark.

Even the late season drivers smaller teams in the 90s were better than this (with a few notable exceptions)


a27260 No.26838

File: 1446143095343.jpg (76.12 KB, 1024x576, 16:9, tfw shite.jpg)

>>26837

moreover what are his backers paying for? he is shit, his future is nowhere / being driving instructor at a track day school, his car gets no airtime except when being passed, he can't show off any skills anyway because the team is just pointlessly circulating the track


79ac4a No.26839

>>26838

>>26837

He's probably got a rich dad who just wants to brag to his friends at the country club about how his son is a Formula 1 driver. And besides, these teams need money more than talent to keep going so they can get a better opportunities later.


827e8c No.26840

>>26837

Maybe it has something to do with how much money teams make. In the 90s, even the backmarkers had more sponsors than most teams of the 2015 season, and that's not even taking into account the massive amount of tobacco money fuelling the big teams.


79ac4a No.26841

>>26840

Agreed. Getting rid of tobacco money was a major mistake and all it took to prove it was an economic downturn.


042854 No.26842

>>26838

>Fernando having another flashback to Brazil 2012


61e138 No.26843

>@nico_rosberg says that that Merc has determined that a freak gust of wind caused him to go off and lose the lead in Austin

>ROS stressed that he wasn't making an excuse - but said it was important for him to understand why he made a mistake

That sounds so bad. It feels like Toto is feeding him bullshit knowing he will take it at heart, repeat it to the media and make himself look like an idiot.

Like telling the kid who missed class that it is no school uniform day in 2 weeks when in fact it is tomorrow.


042854 No.26845

File: 1446155319587.jpg (69.18 KB, 435x612, 145:204, god hates nico.jpg)

>>26843

>a freak gust of wind caused him to go off and lose the lead in Austin


61e138 No.26846

>>26845

And he tried to kill Alonso in pre-season

Just what does he have against these guys


61c4a6 No.26847

>>26846

what are you talking about? God sent Alonso back to 1995. It was a gift.


042854 No.26848

>>26846

>>26847

What are you two on about?

He just parked the car!


042854 No.26852

File: 1446157734991.jpg (45.05 KB, 600x800, 3:4, romain.jpg)

>>26802

>Hamilton has become a luchador

Hopefully Romain will hit him over the head with a steel chair


61e138 No.26853

File: 1446158035762.jpg (127.88 KB, 1024x768, 4:3, Luchador.jpg)

>>26852

>Everyone has got masks

We better get the ultimate rumble


61c4a6 No.26858

File: 1446167243546.jpg (77.43 KB, 595x510, 7:6, Monza with oval.jpg)

Daily reminder that 'muh safety' has denied us the joy of the Monza combined course (complete with the faster lesmos, lack of chicanes, and oval).

>as dangerous as people think this is, having a fucking s turn chicane right after the start line is even more retarded


61e138 No.26859

File: 1446168575076.gif (3.74 KB, 735x274, 735:274, Monza 1966 Full.gif)

>>26858

To be fair to them the idea of having a chicane at that point has continued since 1935 where as the current oval is only from 1955.

I mean they got rid of the full circuit without chicanes in 1965 when they stuck two chicanes before entering the banking.


61e138 No.26860

>A volcano 70km from the circuit in Mexico has erupted

>Hurricane vs Volcano

Mexibro your country is fucking insane.


2f8297 No.26861

>>26859

>when they stuck two chicanes before entering the banking.

The chicane is where Wolfgang von trips died because the cars bunched up and he hit jim clark.

Chicanes don't make it safer, they just change the risk of death from going stupidly fast, to one that involves getting crushed by other cars.

I would prefer the former where at least a barrier might be helpful, and I'm not going to take a wheel to the head.


1c9c30 No.26862

>>26860

its fineee the popocatepetl is just an attention whore, some smoke, some ash but nothing ever happens.

i'd be scared of an earthquake tho.


61e138 No.26863

File: 1446169332132.jpg (113.19 KB, 800x600, 4:3, el_popo.jpg)

>>26861

I know it's just whenever I hear "muh Safety" everyone thinks of modern days when Monza has had major safety changes all the way back in 30's which I have gone into detail here already.


042854 No.26864

BBC F1 Focus

P1: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G-xf-zq5G4c

P2: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=12NXTG3BBbQ

Don't know if it's worth watching, but it's a way to kill 30 minutes, and it can't be worse than anything SkyF1 does.

>although they are already talking about "Hamilton is just like Senna" less than 3 minutes in


61e138 No.26865

>>26864

Second video showing off what looks to be a pretty nice camera shot in the stadium section when recording the safety cars. We have to lose the Peraltada but the stadium does look nice with all the fans crowding over it.

It's a pity NASCAR caused almost all the cable cams to get relocated. The one at Luffield was one of the best things ever.


a27260 No.26866

>>26864

20 seconds in hamilton

2:30 in senna and how hamilton is like senna


2f8297 No.26867

>>26862

If the earthquake/volcano destroys that major avenue, can we use it as runoff area so we can use the peraltalda?

Also, who cares if its a blind corner? If there's a crash, that's what waved yellows are for.


042854 No.26868

>>26865

>Second video showing off what looks to be a pretty nice camera shot in the stadium section when recording the safety cars. We have to lose the Peraltada but the stadium does look nice with all the fans crowding over it.

I don't like the look of the track one bit.

It looks professional and well organised.

I was hoping a meme country like Mexico would produce a meme track with a great meme race.


a27260 No.26869

File: 1446171103965.jpg (148.45 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, five.jpg)

pt2 12:30

a wild nigel appears


61e138 No.26870

>>26867

The waved yellows that nobody really follows even Bianchi potato'd himself…

If someone crashed there it would be an instant red flag situation as there is no room for a crane so a recovery truck would have to come out.

There is also the pit entrance at that point.

>>26868

Apparently the traffic is utter chaos and it is only Thursday, the air quality is terrible and the media centre is even worse as it has no windows.


2f8297 No.26871

>>26870

>The waved yellows that nobody really follows even Bianchi potato'd himself…

That's the consequence of not following the rules. You don't change the rules then to punish everyone just because a few people are stupid.

The FIA, same as every other regulatory body doesn't exist to protect people from their own stupidity.


2f8297 No.26872

>>26870

>If someone crashed there it would be an instant red flag situation as there is no room for a crane so a recovery truck would have to come out. There is also the pit entrance at that point.

An instant red flag and an abundance of caution is preferable to neutering the sport and racing at tilkedromes.


2f8297 No.26873

>>26868

What was the most meme gp? Was it the Indian gp with Bruno senna killing a dog?

Was it the Cuban gp with fangio getting kidnapped by communists?

Was it the French gp of 1992 when a strike blockaded the way to the track and Andrea moda did not arrive?


042854 No.26874

>>26873

Imola 1994

:^)


ce4d55 No.26875

File: 1446172217769.jpg (155.99 KB, 1137x686, 1137:686, 1414800724596.jpg)

>>26873

The 1982 South African GP with the drivers' strike has to be pretty high up there


2f8297 No.26876

>>26874

Aside from the obvious, Pedro lamy's crash at the start was kind of meme, and Nicola Larini getting a podium after killing his career a race before at TI Aida (Pacific GP) was also pretty meme.

The race before, Larini (who was subbing for Alesi who was ill) said that the Ferrari car was pretty good, with the notable exception that "our traction control isn't as good as the Benetton's"; apparently forgetting that traction control was made illegal in the preseason. Ferrari fired him for that.


042854 No.26877

File: 1446172588897.jpg (Spoiler Image, 80.45 KB, 678x414, 113:69, meme race.jpg)

>>26873

>>26874

>>26876

Actually, this is the only correct answer.

There will be no greater meme race, ever.


2f8297 No.26878

>>26875

Nice suggestion. Who is that on prost's right side, across from giacomelli?

The drivers would have had a perfect strike except that Teo Fabi(who no one respected ever again and he had to ditch and go to CART) defected and revealed the drivers' plans to the FIA, and that Patrese demanded a unanimous apology for his (undeserved) ban at Watkins glen 1978 after Hunt blamed him for the crash that killed Peterson. Patrese got the apology, and apparently got cozy enough with lauda to sleep side by side with him as that picture proves.

The govt of south Africa was actually so destabilized by the strike that they had a military helicopter flying back and forth from the track to the hotel in order to help negotiations.


61e138 No.26879

File: 1446172800286-0.jpg (187.93 KB, 1632x1224, 4:3, Mexico_media_room.jpg)

File: 1446172800287-1.jpg (5.03 MB, 5028x3306, 838:551, 1.jpg)

>>26870

>>26868

I guess it depends what you want from a media room.

The old one at Interlagos used to flood when there was even a tiny amount of water.

Now they have updated with huge windows everywhere and a shiny new paddock building

>>26873

>Was it the Indian gp with Bruno senna killing a dog?

That was turkey and in GP2

The South African GP strike was pretty meme.

If Monisha had actually been arrested I would nominate Australia this year. All that madness in the court rooms, ex-sauber drivers sneaking Giedo into the paddock because they hate Monisha, all the live twitter updates and then the race is terrible with 15 cars starting.


2f8297 No.26880

>>26878

Oh it's villeneuve, he wasn't dead yet.

Of all the drivers, I think Andrea de Cesaris was the only one to bring female company that I have seen from photographic evidence.


042854 No.26881

>>26879

Oh, by "no windows" I thought >>26870 meant no glass.

>the air quality is terrible and the media centre is even worse as it has no windows


2f8297 No.26882

>>26879

I still wish that Giedo got to drive instead of Nasr. Nasr who did nothing notable when he bought the test drive from Williams, Nasr who drove like a total shit head in gp2 (watch how many times he tried to run jolyon Palmer off the track), Nasr who is only in f1 because he has almost as much sponsorship from a state run semi monopoly as Maldonado.


61e138 No.26883

File: 1446173185764-0.jpg (164.54 KB, 800x572, 200:143, F1_sleepover_1.jpg)

File: 1446173185764-1.jpg (4.65 MB, 5184x3456, 3:2, 3.jpg)

>>26878

>>26880

Piquet didn't seem to like.

>>26881

No I do mean that that.

The picture on the left is Mexico which has no windows at all.

The one on the right is the new buildings being built at Interlagos.


042854 No.26884

>>26883

>No I do mean that that.

>The picture on the left is Mexico which has no windows at all.

>The one on the right is the new buildings being built at Interlagos.

I meant just open holes, without glass, hence the air quality complaint

(it seems like something whinging F1 journalists would complain about - boohoo no glass in the media center windows, I have to smell things)


61c4a6 No.26885

>>26883

who are the other two guys in that picture? I would think that was salazar next to piquet since salazar was his bitch boy but it doesn't really look like him.


61c4a6 No.26886

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>26878

>and that Patrese demanded a unanimous apology for his (undeserved) ban at Watkins glen 1978 after Hunt blamed him for the crash that killed Peterson. Patrese got the apology, and apparently got cozy enough with lauda to sleep side by side with him as that picture proves.

Daily reminder that Patrese dindu nuffin. Hunt and Peterson collided first, and they blamed it on the new guy.


042854 No.26887

>>26886

I don't know why people like Hunt so much.

He was an insufferable arrogant asshole.


042854 No.26888

File: 1446174764704.jpg (34.16 KB, 342x261, 38:29, check em.jpg)

Trips and Vettel wins in Mexico


61c4a6 No.26889

>>26887

I wonder if there's a supercut of him doing it, but whenever the race was at a lull, murray had a policy of asking hunt how patrese was doing in order to make hunt flip a shit.

>>26888

eyo. Hamilton suicide lgtss


61e138 No.26890

File: 1446175117459.jpg (41.28 KB, 460x626, 230:313, F1_driver_ad.jpg)

>>26878

>The drivers would have had a perfect strike

Well almost perfect strike except that Jochen Mass who stayed at a different hotel to every other driver and so missed the whole god damn thing, turned up at the circuit and did practise on his own. I'm pretty sure he didn't really care for the strike.


2f8297 No.26891

>>26890

Oh I actually never heard of that. I only knew about Patrese and fabi.


042854 No.26892

File: 1446175204403.webm (1.79 MB, 480x360, 4:3, Just Mexico Things.webm)

>tfw Mexico will be well organised and won't be a meme race of old


61c4a6 No.26893

>>26892

>tfw no stray racetrack dog to keep as pit mascot

>tfw no sparky.


61e138 No.26894

>>26891

Well it was either he was at a different hotel or he was just late that morning and missed the bus the drivers stole. Don't know why nobody bothered to go back and grab him.

There was the fun bit where Bernie/FISA got someone to park a minibus to try and block them from leaving and so they forced Laffite to go out and move it.


46640f No.26895

>>26888

Oh please anything but that.

Mexicunts for some reason like Ferrari a lot.


042854 No.26896

>>26895

>Mexicunts for some reason like Ferrari a lot.

Mexico confirmed for casuals.

Also, are you evil Mexico?


042854 No.26897

File: 1446175864194.jpg (99.19 KB, 540x609, 180:203, mexilew.jpg)


61e138 No.26898

File: 1446176002118.jpg (162 KB, 848x1280, 53:80, Derek_Warwick_1982.jpg)

>>26885

I think the middle one is actually Derek Warwick.

He loved the strike:

>You know what was fantastic? I got to know my colleagues for the first time because, being a non-qualifier at the back of the grid, you don’t get a chance to speak to the guys at the front.

I bet Piquet is just pissed off that he has to sleep next to the chatty one.

>……pssst…Nelson, are you awake?

>Derek, Shut the fuck up

>>26895

It's okay Mexibro. Perez will pull off an insane win. I'm sure you would absolutly love that wouldn't you?


1c9c30 No.26899

File: 1446176117942.jpg (61.41 KB, 768x576, 4:3, 1238447756670.jpg)

>>26895

>Bizarro mexico is here

how the fuck can you hate Ferrari?

Literally PASSION the team, the game, the experience, the cars.


46640f No.26900

>>26896

Yep. I am, have to wake up early tomorrow. Traffic to the track is going to be god awful.


46640f No.26901

>>26899

I was a McLaren fan. so yeah. The enemy was Ferrari. Now I am neutral to Vettel and Ferrari. But the butthurt from ferrari fans is too good to let it pass.


61e138 No.26902

>>26899

>>26900

>Evil Mexibro is going to the race

Damn Mexibro you've been beat


042854 No.26903

>>26902

>cartel show up to race

>decapitates all 100,000 fans

>suddenly good Mexibro is a genius


61e138 No.26904

File: 1446176489939.jpg (442.87 KB, 520x768, 65:96, Eddie_cheever.jpg)

>>26885

>>26898

Actually the middle one could be Eddie Cheever and I think the left one is maybe John Watson?


1c9c30 No.26905

>>26902

eh whatever, he's gonna suffer around all those people, sweat his ass off, become deaf(from the screaming) and watch a Hamilton wins live.

Meanwhile i'm gonna sit at home with my AC on and a fresh homemade pizza.

nah fam, i'm fine.

>>26901

I've been a Ferrari fan all my life and i didn't hate McLaren, i actually liked them, their cars were cool and looked cool, i also liked BMW , their cars sounded fantastic and i liked Montoya and Ralf.


042854 No.26906

>>26905

>liking Ralf


61c4a6 No.26907

>>26901

>I was a McLaren fan

glad you're cured of that now.

>>26904

I think the guy on the left is warwick like you said. He made comments about having a religious charm of some sort which i think that is around his neck.

That's probably cheever next to piquet.

I've heard it rumored that cheever had some connection to mansour ijaz and that's why he kept landing f1 seats that were better than he was.


1c9c30 No.26908

>>26906

i was 9! and like one of the races i remember the most when was ralf won a head of Schumi and i thought "how fucking cool that brothers are racing like that! thats cool" and yeah


46640f No.26909

>>26905

>all those people

yeah, i hate them

>sweat

antiperspirant

>deaf

earplugs

>hwl

You say that as if it were a bad thing.

>>26907

Ron Dennis is senile.

Button is overrated.

Alonso is a cunt.

Baguette is french.

Honde are delusional


61c4a6 No.26910

>>26906

wasn't ralf's wife a pornstar or something?


61e138 No.26911

File: 1446176983075-0.jpg (119.27 KB, 1280x800, 8:5, F1_sleepover_2.jpg)

File: 1446176983131-1.jpg (160.48 KB, 1280x900, 64:45, F1_sleepover_3.jpg)

File: 1446176983132-2.jpg (137.09 KB, 960x609, 320:203, F1_sleepover_4.jpg)

File: 1446176983162-3.jpg (188.84 KB, 800x596, 200:149, F1_sleepover_5.jpg)

File: 1446176983162-4.jpg (367.11 KB, 880x895, 176:179, F1_sleepover_6.jpg)

>>26905

Yeah but he'll find Emilia and touch her butt. Get a nice slap back.

>>26883

>>26907

I see what you meant about the women.

>Those shorts

Just what was the world thinking back then?

(don't worry she is in Helsinki)


042854 No.26912

File: 1446177206346-0.jpg (175.07 KB, 634x821, 634:821, 2895E27E00000578-3078117-i….jpg)

File: 1446177206347-1.jpg (408.23 KB, 1681x2500, 1681:2500, Cora-Schumacher-Nude-2.jpg)


61c4a6 No.26913

>>26911

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alabama_Crimson_Tide_football

did someone loan him the shirt or did de cesaris have good taste in college football teams?

look how awkward mansell is in short shorts


1c9c30 No.26914

File: 1446177227988.jpg (15.16 KB, 400x300, 4:3, 45735467834568.jpg)

>>26909

>HWL is a good thing

smh fam, Bizarro Mexico you are weird

>>26911

>implying he has tickets for something more than the farthest seats at like one of those turns you can't see the cars

also i think Bizzaro Mexico doesn't like emilia.


61e138 No.26915

>>26910

She was a bitch. Got a divorce shortly after Michael had his accident and Ralf was at his bedside.

Took the child and did playboy


61e138 No.26916

>>26914

>also i think Bizzaro Mexico doesn't like emilia.

Mexibro did you at one point practise satanic rituals where they separate everything good and bad from your soul and manifest in a new body?


61c4a6 No.26917

>>26912

>tats

>paragraph written in her skin

>paragraph contains the word "bitches"

>skull tat

ralf you fucked up. dont choose with your dick.


46640f No.26918

>>26914

I take a Jenny over Emilia.


1c9c30 No.26919

>>26916

hahahahaha of course not… not like i went missing for a week and came back all happy and dandy, right? hahahaha i don't know what you are talking about

>>26918

Well Becks is better than Michibata.


61e138 No.26920

File: 1446177749979-0.jpg (67.92 KB, 650x353, 650:353, F1_sleepover_7.jpg)

File: 1446177749980-1.jpg (208.5 KB, 996x964, 249:241, F1_sleepover_8.jpg)

>>26911

Hang on a second why is Piquet suddenly with Reutemann?

Did he just go around the room trying to find as many people as possible to sleep with….oh

I'm surprised this doesn't turn up in the gay fanfics I read. This seems like a golden opportunity


61c4a6 No.26921

>>26919

>Well Becks is better than Michibata.

better take that back before britbro loses his shit.


1c9c30 No.26922

>>26921

britbro and i are cool, he knows i'm not a big fan of michibata.


61c4a6 No.26923

>>26920

>Hang on a second why is Piquet suddenly with Reutemann?

Piquet was hired as an errand boy for Brabham (possibly back when he was winning in formula 3 and lived out of a van) and was instructed to clean Reutemann's helmet among other things. Reutemann insulted him by saying that he couldn't even clean a helmet right.

When piquet won the championship over reutemann, he shouted at him from the podium that maybe reutemann should clean his helmet now that he was champion.

I'm sure that piquet was asserting sexual dominance.


61e138 No.26924

File: 1446178036706.jpg (97.65 KB, 571x600, 571:600, F1_sleepover_9.jpg)

>>26921

I accepted his tastes ages ago and I understand it. I just have a thing for licentious women.

I can just fob him off with any of the Finnish womens swimming team which I now keep loose tabs on (minus the black one obviously)


61e138 No.26925

>>26923

>I'm sure that piquet was asserting sexual dominance.

By cleaning his helmet…


61c4a6 No.26926

File: 1446178295237.jpg (51.16 KB, 500x329, 500:329, piquet schumacher.jpg)

>>26924

>I just have a thing for licentious women.

ahaha alrighty then.

>>26925

no, by getting his helmet cleaned.


61c4a6 No.26927

File: 1446178928757-0.jpg (252.73 KB, 1800x1190, 180:119, arrows a2 mass.jpg)

File: 1446178928757-1.jpg (296.44 KB, 1200x801, 400:267, 1973francoiscevertmontj.jpg)

File: 1446178928757-2.jpg (139.61 KB, 1024x512, 2:1, andrea-de-cesaris-1991-mek….jpg)

File: 1446178928780-3.jpg (149.27 KB, 672x504, 4:3, mario andretti 1979.jpg)

File: 1446178928781-4.jpg (237.12 KB, 1600x1064, 200:133, 1412505_10151660666036175_….jpg)

what car has the most successful livery from the standpoint of making you want the product?


1c9c30 No.26929

>>26927

i could go for a Martini vodka with a 7 up and a smoke.


61c4a6 No.26930

>>26929

I could use some motor oil and a beer.

Funny because warsteiner tastes like the colors in the logo.


61c4a6 No.26931

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Just posted in the found footage thread some good footage of clermont ferrand. Found this on the way.


a27260 No.26932

File: 1446179834236.jpg (395.17 KB, 1636x1087, 1636:1087, Copersucar_F5A.jpg)


61c4a6 No.26933

>>26932

>hue hue

it's funny how copersucar bailed on their own chassis when the ex wolf cars became available.


a27260 No.26934

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>26933

the skol cars just don't have the same visual impact

yum-yum yellow really needs more colors with it to shine. this is why the deutsche post DTM cars look so shit.


61c4a6 No.26935

File: 1446184862764-0.jpg (95.51 KB, 680x401, 680:401, copersucar-fittipaldi-14-0….jpg)

File: 1446184862764-1.jpg (50.21 KB, 710x387, 710:387, quegpeesse90.jpg)

>>26934

yeah it looks cheap, tacky and low effort.


61c4a6 No.26936

>>26934

I cant tell you why I was mesmerized by that. It definitely wasn't a creepy thing. It was kind of like being a confused grandpa watching your granddaughter perform in a school play.

I'm not even that old.


7a14f8 No.26937

>>26746

isn't crofty is actually the race engineer guy? I was playing it the other day and I was sure I heard that cunt


61e138 No.26938

>>26937

No not in Championship Edition.

According to IMDB the guy who did pit commentary was called David Brookes


ce4d55 No.26939

>Mexico City is at 3x higher elevation than Interlagos

>Turbos have to run higher rpms to compensate

who's ready for another retirementbowl?

>slow down, we have to save the engine


61e138 No.26940

BLOG

>tfw when working from home to watch F1 and help my mum out with my little brothers birthday but desperately tired after working really late last night

I thinking I'm going to boost the sound up massively on my speakers and leave my work email client open while I sleep in front of the computer.

Hopefully it will wake me up.


1c9c30 No.26942

File: 1446217917909.jpg (1.39 MB, 1920x1200, 8:5, 1280193398394.jpg)

>>26940

hopefully you don't have avast, fucking old versions

DING! YOUR ANTIVIRUS HAS BEEN UPDATED

also quick ==blog==

why does it costs so much to send things to USA? AMERICANS WHY!

its gonna cost me just short of buying a new K70 to send mine for replacement RMA.

blog

less than 1 hour boys!!

ITS BEEN 23 YARS!! i was born 2 weeks after the last Mexican GP!(sunday) i'm super excited and hype! and no one else i know is! thats kinda sad!

But everything else is beautiful!


1c9c30 No.26943

nevermind , i'm gonna miss practice 1, probably practice 2.

i hope squirrel streams it so i can watch it from my phone.

i'm so fucking sad right now.


61e138 No.26944

>>26943

>>26942

I'm guessing work related?


a27260 No.26945

>>26939

b-but the hondas have three new eng^H^H^H I.C.E.s between them


1c9c30 No.26946

>>26944

Not really, some homeless fuckers broke in into my mom's beach house and set fire to some things and my mom now wants to bring all the 2 tables, 3 chairs and 1 couch there home FUCKING TODAY.

i'm so mad.


a27260 No.26947

here we go feelin strong ahead of the whats in his head


a27260 No.26948

>>26936

they did a good job hitting all the wiring

I think you could play it for birds


a27260 No.26949

File: 1446220093691.jpg (106.99 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, fucking hell sky.jpg)

this is such a good idea sky

why don't you do this always


a27260 No.26950

I was in making tea, did I really just hear Brundle say retired drivers will be judged for their win rate?


a27260 No.26951

BRUNO

FUCK YEAR


a27260 No.26952

File: 1446220701039.jpg (251.55 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, snf.jpg)

it looks so sad


61e138 No.26953

File: 1446220901821.jpg (118.56 KB, 600x600, 1:1, Sergio_perez_brother.jpg)

>Sergio's brother is literally a clone of him


a27260 No.26954

bruno calling out the mexicans for being filthy and not knowing how to wash


1c9c30 No.26955

>>26954

>Brazilian man calling someone filthy

oh the fucking irony


a27260 No.26956

>>26955

the sennas are white like argentinans


a27260 No.26957

File: 1446221730230.jpg (137.67 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, max.jpg)

look how nicely mowed that grass is

I bet the food service and paddock housekeeping is superb


a27260 No.26958

and it only took 20 minutes for sky to switch from 'isn't it great to be back here' to 'let's shit all over this track'


61e138 No.26959

File: 1446222143817.jpg (296.19 KB, 1918x1035, 1918:1035, work.JPG)

>tfw getting to work at home and watch it

I'm so glad I can do this


a27260 No.26960

File: 1446223740787.jpg (130.72 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, red labial.jpg)

what happened to Chandon?


61e138 No.26961

>Monza 2015 trap: 354km/h

>Mexico 2015 trap: 353km/h so far

Well almost there already


a27260 No.26962

>>26961

tfw all overtaking will take place on the straight


61e138 No.26963

>Jenson reporting a power issue

>McLaren


61e138 No.26964

>>26961

And now Ros is on 361


61e138 No.26965

BURNBERG


a27260 No.26966

god hates nico


72795b No.26967

File: 1446224469544.png (2.26 MB, 2560x1440, 16:9, Screenshot_2015-10-30-10-5….png)

>tfw this is my life

5 inch screen is just enough just


a27260 No.26968

File: 1446224530096.jpg (147.66 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, flo.jpg)

sneaky merc running silver flo-viz


61e138 No.26969

>>26964

>>26962

With DRS and slipstreams I think they may just beat the 05 cars.

They are only 9km/h off it


5b56ba No.26970

>McLaren double engine change

>3 races to go

top kek


a27260 No.26971

will stevens lighting up the timing again

what a dynamic superstar


a27260 No.26972

>none of us crofty are irreplaceable

if only


61e138 No.26973

>McLaren sending Alonso on inters

Ron has lost it


827e8c No.26974

>>26969

F1 Mont Blanc race when?


712cf8 No.26975

Nothing to do until FP2

Marshalls cleaning the track


61e138 No.26976

>The Force India Formula 1 team is closing on a deal to be rebranded as Aston Martin Racing next season, Autosport understands.

GULF LIVERY PLS PLS PLS PLS PLS


42eb09 No.26977

>>26976

SOURCE: http://www.autosport.com/news/report.php/id/121578

Aston Martin tries it again after their 1959 and 1960 failures.


ce4d55 No.26978

File: 1446231640151.jpg (189.54 KB, 456x634, 228:317, 1343568418792.jpg)

>think I missed FP1/2

>come home early since my Debian VM is being stupid

>open live extra and be shown that FP2 is starting


61e138 No.26979

>>26978

I think you have a while to go actually m8


2f8297 No.26980

>>26977

I thought that only prodrive had the rights to race as Aston martin racing.

Also the statement of shared r&d with the road cars is such bullshit spewed through smiling teeth.


827e8c No.26981

>>26976

>Alongside the team name change, it is understood the livery will become blue and gold as part of a link-up with sponsor Johnnie Walker.

9/11 chances this will end up being a stupid rumour.


ce4d55 No.26982

>>26979

>tfw meeting at 4 EST aka when it starts

STILL BRACING


61c4a6 No.26983


a27260 No.26984

herbert is gonna drop that $60k wheel


a27260 No.26985

I just took the biggest shit

is there a way to print monisha CurryTits's face on the bottom of my toilet?


a27260 No.26986

>or is it just a wave in mexico

it's just a wave in america


a27260 No.26987

douchebag in a giant view-blocking cowboy hat standing up to be even larger and talking loudly into his cellphone


042854 No.26988

Hi fam. Decided to skip FP1 so I could stay on daylight hours.

>tfw casual

Here's Reddit's stream:

http://www.ustream.tv/channel/FbJeVfqueM5/theater


042854 No.26989

>dat Friday crowd


a27260 No.26990

bruno keeps saying 260 when he means 360

>max


042854 No.26991

VERCRASHEN

He can't even handle the gimped peraltada. What a bitch.


1c9c30 No.26992

>>26976

thats cool as fuck!

also hey! i make it back!

>Mad Max


042854 No.26993

>>26976

>Force India Formula 1 team is closing on a deal to be rebranded as Aston Martin Racing

But Aston Martin is owned by a David Richards consortium, who also own Prodrive.

Why wouldn't they just do it themselves, instead of a fake sponsorship rebrand?


042854 No.26994

>I wonder if the VIP section is full of high ranking cartel leaders


042854 No.26995

So did I miss anything good in FP1?


a27260 No.26996

getting sick of this mushroom fried rice ad


a27260 No.26997

File: 1446236001046.jpg (172.16 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, rosburn.jpg)

>>26995

rosberg almost burned to death


042854 No.26998

>>26997

It's always Rosberg's car, but somehow it's only a conspiracy when it happens to Hamilton's.


042854 No.26999

Have there been any dogs, soccer balls, or pickup trucks yet?


1c9c30 No.27000

>95% of the people there have no idea what is happening they are just cheering


a27260 No.27001

File: 1446236271501.jpg (31.63 KB, 306x338, 153:169, 1435989096608.jpg)

>>26999

nope

get


042854 No.27002

File: 1446236313052.jpg (467.99 KB, 2048x1152, 16:9, mexico vettel.jpg)

>>27001

Mexicucked


ce4d55 No.27003

>dat stadium section

p. cool tbh

too bad about peraltada though


a27260 No.27004

>crasha77


1c9c30 No.27005

File: 1446236409326.jpg (167.94 KB, 1080x1080, 1:1, Simonadesilvestro.jpg)

stop crashing people! come on!

>>27000

ayyy for Simona.


042854 No.27006

File: 1446236546188.jpg (147.81 KB, 975x516, 325:172, mexico.jpg)

>just a normal day in Mexico


042854 No.27007

This track seems to be low grip as fuck.

I like it.


827e8c No.27008

lewis spinnington

vettel's drift into the pitlane was cool as fuck


042854 No.27009

HAMILTON SPUN. THIS IS NICO'S FAULT


042854 No.27010

>>26983

>http://www.autosport.com/news/report.php/id/121575?source=mostpopular

>manor management resigns.

Pretty fucking shit if true.

>tfw Manor is kill by some rich cunt


2f8297 No.27011

>>27010

They wouldn't have made it this far without him


ce4d55 No.27012

File: 1446236946480.jpg (166.67 KB, 1000x664, 125:83, Surfaceuse.jpg)

hey guys I figured out how the FIA paved the circuit


827e8c No.27013

>>27012

What if, since last race was fun to watch and was run under low grip conditions, Pirelli was asked to lube up the tires to manufacture low grip conditions without resorting to stupid sprinklers.


a27260 No.27014

>>27012

did they… hire a bunch of mexicans?


042854 No.27015

File: 1446237223132.jpg (57.3 KB, 573x317, 573:317, mexican shirt.jpg)

>be me

>watching F1 from Mexico

>go to put on brand new shirt

>notice the label

>mind blown

You NEVER see that in Australia.


042854 No.27016

>Brundle

>"I'm under the grandstand"

>"first spots of rain coming down on my head"

Lying cunt.


a27260 No.27017

>>27016

th-that's not rain


2f8297 No.27018

Now I really doubt it. I can't see them sponsoring McLaren and Aston martin.

>>26981


042854 No.27019

File: 1446237482870.webm (613.95 KB, 480x360, 4:3, Idi Amin.webm)


042854 No.27020

Odds on Bernie giving Perez special tires for the race?


a27260 No.27021

>>27018

mclelren is supposed to be switched to Chandon


2f8297 No.27022

>>27013

Plebbit would support that.


042854 No.27023

>>27021

Give it two more years and they'll be switched to boxed wine


2f8297 No.27024

>>27021

Are both owned by Diageo?


a27260 No.27025

>>27020

do you mean like brazilian microwave

>>27024

everything is owned by diageo. they even own most of vijay's brands now


2f8297 No.27026

>>27024

Honestly I should know, I'm a whiskey aficionado

>>27023

sick burn


042854 No.27027

>Pastor Maldonado feels at home here

Because of government corruption?

:^)


2f8297 No.27028

>>27027

How does nasr feel? ;-)


042854 No.27029

>"the altitude makes them feel like they're driving with Monza downforce levels"

The manor must feel like a NASCAR.


a27260 No.27030

>>27023

there are some premium box wines which have an image problem this would actually be a good idea


042854 No.27031

>>27028

How does Rossi feel? :^)

>it's full of Mexicans, just like home


2f8297 No.27032

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Wow that is a hideous car.


042854 No.27033

>>27030

Ron would kill himself if that happened.


042854 No.27034

>>27032

Watched that the other day

>"full working prototype"

>"full working prototype"

>"full working prototype"

>"full working prototype"

>goes for a drive

>the windows don't wind down

>no air con


a27260 No.27035

stevens an electrifying P18


042854 No.27036

Fuck Cruft is an idiot.

>"it's a shame there are no stands at turn 16 at the exit of the stadium"

The reason they're using the stadium, is that they can't move the wall back on the Peraltada because there is a fucking road there.

Where are they going to put the stands, genius?


042854 No.27037

I just noticed they have the podium in the stadium.

That's actually a clever idea.


2f8297 No.27038

>>27034

Complete with Lucas electrics.

>>27032

>bulging bullshark nose that doesn't fit with lines

>streaks and flame surfacing everywhere so it looks less like a bloated box

>headlights are huge and too far apart, car looks like it has down syndrome

>looks like they did a shitty job ripping off the new charger and the viper's fascia

>high beltline

>thick pillars

>no windows

>bland

Like the shitty Mazda concept that has many of the same problems looks better.


042854 No.27039

>>27038

>viper

I'll never understand why the Viper isn't more liked in America.

The Corvette keeps trying to impress Europe, and keeps failing at it.

The Viper just doesn't give a shit, and is a true modern muscle car.

I think it's neat.


042854 No.27040

>tfw want to make fun of Mexico, but Mexibro has changed my opinion of Mexicans, and it would make me feel like a jerk

There is always evil Mexibro tho….


827e8c No.27041

File: 1446238678877.jpg (738.06 KB, 3072x2304, 4:3, Aston_Martin_Vantage_V8.jpg)

>>27032

What is it with Aston Martin and hideous front fascias?


a27260 No.27042

what this race needs is a good old-fashioned kidnapping


1c9c30 No.27043

>>27041

some of them look really good


042854 No.27044

File: 1446238769853.jpg (214.03 KB, 1280x782, 640:391, 2011_Aston_Martin_Cygnet_f….jpg)

>>27041

>not posting the obvious


042854 No.27045

>"an explanation of why Button did one lap and came back in"

Explanation: He has a Honda engine.


827e8c No.27046

>>27043

Some of them do indeed, but it feels like they shit the bed every few cars.

>>27044

I tried to forget it. I like to pretend it never existed.


042854 No.27047

File: 1446238972369.png (11.43 KB, 284x284, 1:1, happy.png)

Imagine how slippery it will be here if it rains


1c9c30 No.27048

Grosjean noooooo!


042854 No.27049

>ROMAIN, NOOOOOOOOOOOO


2f8297 No.27050

>>27039

I think the lack of marketing, the general pussification of the auto market (but why get a manual, shifting is harrrd), the attempt to civilize it, and the regulations demanding that it have traction control, stability control, and abs really did a number on it. It's getting the axe at the end of this year.

The new one may be more powerful, but the first few generations were so much more raw.

>>27041

>muh regulations

>muh limited compliance budget

>muh parts bin engineering

>muh aging platform

The only one that actually looks good is the vanquish and possibly the db9.


a27260 No.27051

they should have swapped the dates of austin and mexico so that the title decider would have happened here and then we would get lots of sluts in halloween costumes for texas


2f8297 No.27052

>>27051

Why aren't you the promoter?


042854 No.27053

>80 place grid penalty for hitting the pit entry bollard

Bottas BTFO


042854 No.27054

File: 1446239301564.jpg (58.75 KB, 650x350, 13:7, US-coal_fired_power_plant2.jpg)

>plug in hybrid

>zero emissions

>it's environmentally friendly


2f8297 No.27055

How to give the nanny state an embolism:

>get alcohol title sponsor

>have drink bottles branded to look like alcohol

>have driver take pics drinking it in car

>watch as FIA and EU commission types blow a gasket


a27260 No.27056

>>27054

156mpg!

downhill


1c9c30 No.27057

i'm never gonna get tired of this fried rice ad


2f8297 No.27058

>>27054

Not to mention that the exotic metals used in construction have a huge environmental cost, and that the batteries take a large amount of energy to make but don't last long.

None of this has convinced the omnipotent jean todt.

I really do think that he doesn't believe this hybrid shit either, but it's his way of keeping the cars slow and shitty.


042854 No.27059


1c9c30 No.27060

RAIN IN ACTUALLY 5 MINUTES LMAO


a27260 No.27061

>>27059

trolling me from the get


a27260 No.27062

tfw bought ding dongs because last race they kept saying ding dong but since the last time I had ding dongs ding dongs were bought by mexicans and now they suck dong


827e8c No.27063

File: 1446239751511.jpg (84.93 KB, 1024x576, 16:9, CSl3FTVUAAARDSF.jpg)

>F1 one step away from making inspirational quotes using Helvetica on a sepia background


2f8297 No.27064

>>27062

I know hostess was killed by the union, but are ding dongs really owned by Mexicans now?


a27260 No.27065

>>27064

bimbo


042854 No.27066

Oh sweet!

I just remembered I can use watch Ustream stream with livestreamer

Now I can put VLC always on top, and it doesn't lag because of the shitty flash player.

>mfw it's actually 60fps


827e8c No.27067

>>27066

>tfw cricfree


a27260 No.27068

>>27066

why would you ever not do that


2f8297 No.27069

>>27066

>livestreamer

Is that a vlc plugin?


042854 No.27070

>>27068

Haven't used it for like a year.

Do you remember the player and cache commands?


a27260 No.27071

>>27070

it's all in the rc


042854 No.27072

>>27069

It's a command line thing that dumps the stream into vlc (or player of your choice)

http://docs.livestreamer.io/


827e8c No.27073

File: 1446240061473.jpg (51.04 KB, 663x566, 663:566, nope nope nope.JPG)

>>27051

You may want to revise that statement.


a27260 No.27074

>>27073

>wet sluts in their slutty slutty halloween costumes

I fail to see probrem


1c9c30 No.27075

>>27073

yolo it, send them to drive, i mean they cannot go faster than 60 miles to crashes would not be fatal

>>27073


2f8297 No.27076

>>27074

>tfw in college and reminded of lack of plans for Halloween


a27260 No.27077

>>27076

>tfw plans consist of remembering to turn off the automatic porch lights and draw all the street facing curtains


042854 No.27078

>>27071

>tfw I spent ages trying to figure out why it wasn't working

>turned out I forgot a /vlc/ in the player target

FML


livestreamer.exe ustream.tv/channel/FbJeVfqueM5 best --player "C:\Program Files\VideoLAN\VLC\vlc.exe --network-caching 10000"


a27260 No.27079

>>27078

edit livestreamerrc and you don't have to type any of that shit


2f8297 No.27080

>>27077

Brutal.


042854 No.27081

>>27078

Still getting buffering tho. Fuck.


a27260 No.27082

they should run superkarts here as a support race since the straight is long enough that the lap times wouldn't embarass the bigg'ns


a27260 No.27083

>>27081

use –file-caching

seriously check the rc


042854 No.27084

>>27083

Tried that, didn't help.

Using both helps a bit though.


a27260 No.27085

>>27084

hls-segment-threads=2

hds-segment-threads=2

stream-segment-threads=2


1c9c30 No.27086

Ricciardo's mustache triggers me


a27260 No.27087

File: 1446241822293.jpg (146.22 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, bullying his face.jpg)

what is he trying to do with that stache?


a27260 No.27088

File: 1446241902817.jpg (131.49 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, cuckstonmex.jpg)

buxton status: isolated


a27260 No.27089

claire is going to be on press conference


042854 No.27090

File: 1446242574347.gif (21.46 KB, 455x364, 5:4, erection.gif)

>>27089

>"Claire, did you watch the last race here"

>Claire: "I was 14 then"


a27260 No.27091

vijay looks like he picked his head and facial hair on the character generation screen

>pony express

>the mephisto


2f8297 No.27092

>>27090

>insinuating that Claire was ever attractive


a27260 No.27093

File: 1446243174398.jpg (41.38 KB, 480x360, 4:3, williamses.jpg)

>>27092

put em up


042854 No.27094

>>27092

>not wanting your penis inside a tight 14 year old qt Claire

Kill yourself


2f8297 No.27095

>>27094

>tight

Implying franky and Patrick head didn't hit it first.


2f8297 No.27096

>>27087

Wow, that's a crime.


1c9c30 No.27097

hello can i post please?


1c9c30 No.27098

>>27097

OH FUCK YOU

>>27092

>implying Claire is not attractive

she has a rough roughness beauty.


1c9c30 No.27099

>>27097

OH FUCK YOU

please help i cannot post this.

if you are reading this send help

>>27092

>implying Claire is not attractive

she has a rough roughness beauty.


1c9c30 No.27100

File: 1446244657828.gif (1.81 MB, 245x281, 245:281, fuckitimout.gif)

>>27098

>>27097

>>27099

i'm fucking done


042854 No.27101

File: 1446245908595.jpg (72.71 KB, 660x372, 55:31, Grandma-Finds-The-Internet….jpg)


eb484b No.27102

On my way home. Wet as a stray dog. Casuals all around.


61c4a6 No.27103

>>27102

Was the food any good there?


61e138 No.27104

I could really see this circuit being good for Moto GP

I mean they could go side by side through the stadium.


1c9c30 No.27105

File: 1446252068211-0.jpg (514.31 KB, 1920x1280, 3:2, P-20151030-00645_HiRes-JPE….jpg)

File: 1446252068212-1.jpg (540.28 KB, 1920x1280, 3:2, P-20151030-00641_HiRes-JPE….jpg)

i really really really really REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY

FUCKING REALLY

REALLY

REALLY

hope

Someone do this picture on lap 1 when all the cars are bunched up and all the people are hype yelling.

Like 20 pictures in 4k or something.

or at least a Ferrari alone


1c9c30 No.27106

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>>27105

like this


61e138 No.27107

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Esteban finally just got confirmed by Haas

Here is a livestream


1c9c30 No.27108

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>>27107

noise, good for him!

he's gonna get absolutely fucking obliterated by Grosjean :3


a27260 No.27109


1b698c No.27110

>>27103

No, it was shit.

Starbucks, Burger King, and shitty overpriced tacos that only rich boys eat because they think is fashionable.


d80916 No.27111

>>27110

bummer, was looking for a bright side to the story of it getting tilke'd


042854 No.27112

>>27107

Team America drivers:

Frenchman

Mexican

TOP FUCKING LEL

It's like they're trying to piss of the stupider breeds of Americans.


a27260 No.27113

File: 1446261423662.jpg (202 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, bbc.jpg)

>BBC Madness in the Desert Paris to Dakar

oh this should be a good way to kill an hour

>it was so great when it was fifteen smelly french women getting lost in the desert but then this retard died in a helicopter crash

hey good idea to fly in that sandstorm

>the "spirit of the race" was killed by GPS and pro teams who made it about driving fast

those absolute fuckers (jean todt + peugeot) how dare they

>it exploited the locals because they started building walls around the official bivouac after some people were shot by locals

ok well it killed 45 minutes before I stopped the player


a27260 No.27114

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>>27112

>any of them will even know about it


9988c2 No.27115

>>27112

Gutierrez probably paid a lot more money than Rossi, thats why.

>>27113

>having 1 hour freer

>not watching the 8 day marathon of Bob Ross

come on maaan! its free and its going for 7 more days at http://www.twitch.tv/bobross


a27260 No.27116

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>>27115

I don't like bob ross

he stole his entire shtick including "happy little trees" from bill alexander who never gets any credit


9988c2 No.27117

>>27116

well fuck you then lol.

no happy little painting for you


a27260 No.27118

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>27117

plus bill alexander was in the fucking Wehrmacht

what macht was bob ross in?

>the us air force

psh


9988c2 No.27119

>>27118

Bob Ross has a soothing voice this other dude doesn't.

Watching him paint does not feel calming or relaxing at all.


2f8297 No.27120

>>27118

I actually never knew that bob Ross studied under him and that he became known for painting portraits of the allied officer's wives.

Neato.

>>27113

That sounds so retarded.


a27260 No.27121

>>27119

what's not calming and relaxing about a german with an easel?


9988c2 No.27122

>>27121

the only other German with an easel i know caused fucking WW2.

so yeaaaah… don't trust a german with an easel.


2f8297 No.27123

>>27122

Top kek


2f8297 No.27124

http://m.foxsports.com.au/motor-sport/formula-one/formula-1-the-peraltada-corner-a-hermanos-rodriguez-signature-is-too-dangerous-for-modern-f1/story-e6frf3zl-1227588061279

I hate when the muh safety sentiment gets so intense that they act like every little thing was so fucking dangerous.

When senna cocked it up and put it in the wall at the peraltalda he was fine. And that was before the modern deformable barriers and crashtesting and massive runoff area.

The real villain here isn't that corner, its the demolition of the runoff area.


2f8297 No.27125


ce4d55 No.27127

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>Pirelli wants teams to choose their tire allocation from three suggested compounds 8-14 weeks before a GP weekend

don't really see the point tbh. it depends on what the steps between the compounds are but it's almost certainly worth just going with the two softest ones, unless it's something weird like SSS/S/M where the super duper softs would basically be quali tires.


ec0436 No.27129

NEW THREAD

>>27128

>>27128

>>27128

NEW THREAD

>>27128

>>27128

>>27128

NEW THREAD




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