/f1/ - Formula One

Pretty cloudy out there

Did nobody remember the fucking catalog?

>>28612

Old thread finally updated

test

ayyy new thread.

that was one of the least informative ted segues ever

THIS RACE IS BORING

>>28617

At least Hamilton is losing

>>28616

>segues

lmao I've been believing for years that anglos say "segway"

>>28613

>>28614

>>28615

08:59:53

09:00:03

08:59:59

neat

>>28618

He's been pretty meh after getting this year's WDC.

>>28617

not as bad as mexico.

>Tyre blanket 27 degrees too hot

How do you fuck that up that much Williams?

>>28620

>The name Segway is derived from the word segue, meaning smooth transition.

Makes sense

why do none of these whores get their tits out for the camera

Perez bullied

>>28630

lol ive seen this before

>>28626

So THAT's why transitions when programming for iOS are called segues.

the more you know

Rosberg choke incoming

>DON'T TALK TO ME ON THE BRAKING ZONE

>I think this race is coming alive once again

I can see at least two things wrong with that

>STOP TALKING TO ME IN THE BRAKING ZONE

>>28636

is this a british thing or something?

>Rosberg is getting the turbulent air

>Hamilton is getting double that, unfortunately

Massive slip there by Brundle

>that bias

>Grosjean holding up Hamilton

>DC destroying the TV director for missing it

rain in 5

>>28641

Based Romain

rain in 5 minutes lol

HAMILTON CHOKE

>This race would be more interesting if WDC was on the line

>got my first error trying to post

you know it's exciting when they give all this tv time to maldonado v nasr

>DONT TALK ANYMORE

DON'T TALK ANY MORE

>>28648

>implying that Maldonado isn't the most exciting driver in F1

>>28646

Maybe but not much

DON'T TALK ANYMORE

>>28648

To be fair anything could happen with Pastor

SHUT UP

I'LL TELL YOU WHEN I CAN TALK TO YOU IN THE CORNERS

YOU CONCENTRATE ON CUCKING

>tfw stream is behind

Pls guise, use spoiler tags

;^)

>>28656

HAMILTON OUT, HEAVY CRASH, RADIOED "I'M GONNA GO MEET SENNA" A MOMENT EARLIER

>>28656

ooh something interesting happened

no lol

>>28657

OH MY IT'S A BIG ONE

i love the last corner, it looks so fun with the banking and everything like an oval.

it makes me miss indycar's ovals more

got a 404

panic mode engaged

>>28657

>crashes into rosberg

>dies

>gets disqualified from the championship

>>28663

>cue every F1 broadcast sucking hammys dick until the heat death of the universe

Surprisingly kimi hasn't spinned, drifted or rallied yet

>>28664

If Hamilton dies, which corner is going to be named after him?

satanic triples for HAMROSVET DNF

>>28666

>satan

>>28664

>First fatality since the late great Ayrton Senna his hero

>But what about jul..

>HE DOESN'T COUNT

I bet the fever strikes Hamilton again the moment he gets up from the car, making him unable to participate in the ceremonies

>>28666

Probably the one that the next iteration of Silverstone is going to recive.

>>28667

lern2menemagic

>>28672

*assuming rosberg doesn't meet any gusts of wind

>inb4 Hamilton refuses the podium

>>28672

>fever

you mean existential crisis?

>>28668

>tfw mercedes

>>28671

your mene magic is too stronk

>Kimi, Pastor, Verstappen in a row

This can only go wrong

meanwhile buxton is somewhere with his phone sadly paging through his jennie photos

Old Maldonado would have crashed into verstappen

>>28680

Drumming his groins with microphones

>>28680

>his jennie upskirts

FTFY

>>28681

I think his braces are shock devices which lotus switch on in order to restrain him

>tfw no safety car

muh Badger

>>28685

likewise

>no one in Mercedes celebrates when rosberg wins

fuck you mercedes… fuck you

GO GO NICO GO GO NICO GO GO NICO

BASED

elderly fan sad he will have to take a picture with 2berg

>wwuuuu-uu-uuu

>>28687

>"the marketing department is going to have our balls for this"

>every other car besides the Ferraris lapped

maybe there is hope for next year

>That fake excitement

JESUS FUCK

>>28687

maybe they are just too bored and didn't even notice it was the last lap

I didn't notice

>>28692

No

Rosberg on par with DC on GP victories

I take this second place as a tribute to senna

>>28692

absolutely not. not a single crash. single dnf is because of mechanical issues. rosberg just controlled the race then put the hammer down and got in front ez

Throw your hat at him Nico

>tfw you will never get out of an F1 car after a race and have hair look that perfect

everyone sounds bored, from the mercedes staff to the commentators (yeah they're hamilton biased but even when vettel wins it's a bit more cheerful).

I think this GP has sucked the life out of everyone present on the track

why does vettel always wear a fire suit two sizes too big so he looks like a toddler?

>at least it's not renault era alonso

>Ted still persisting with the conspiracies

>Merc lapped everyone but Ferrari

damn

Is Hamilton going to do the podium with his helmet on

That fucking moustache.

>>28709

VIVA

…viva

>>28709

Vettel went

>>28711

Seems like a good scam to get your team to put you on the podium

>>28713

Well not on but with

>inb4 no champagne for France

Please let Piquet do the interview!

i want another "where is nicole?"

>>28717

I think Brundle said he was going to do it

how many wars do we have to win before we don't have to hear this anthem

>tfw Rosberg keeps winning at Monaco and Brazil denying Hamilton at the big senna races

>>28718

who is he? Brundle or Piquet?

if its Brundle fuck everything.

>>28719

>>28721

Crofty said too it's brundle

>>28719

>implying you won't be singing it one day

>implying we all won't

>this music

>>28721

Brundle

>>28723

>>28726

fuck everything

>>28725

it's properly terrible

Vettel and Rosberg being respectful

>>28725

topkeke

wow.

the dullest podium celebration i've ever seen.

>this needs more bunda

the whitest brazilian girls to hand them micaphones

>an intriguing race

no fuck you. this was so fucking boring. everything is boring

>respected tv pundit

>brundle

pick one

if you're going to just mention paris in passing like that you should not at all

>>28733

>implying that's a bad thing

>Lewis trying to big the crowd

>>28739

I wonder how many weeks he spent memorizing that phrase

>brundle: you need to start doing this earlier in the year

>nico: thank you very much for that piece of advice, I couldn't figure this out myself

fucking destroyed

>>28738

She looks a bit ethnic

>>28741

He should have just asked why Brundle never did it in his career

the crowd just making their own party

>>28738

Brazil confirmed for tween fuckers

>"haha u should go to casino or smt nico haha everything's going so well because it's all just luck unlike with lewis do you get it"

Brundle so subtle

DARTS

>>28747

I don't think there is a gay version

bruno with the invisible air quotes

>yeah interesting race today

>>28749

I don't think even the most desperate of gay men would even touch Brundle.

>>28751

I think you underestimate gay men

>>28752

>>28751

Trust me Finland you really are

jenson

>I LIKE BOOBIES

>no srsly

>>28754

wut?

>>28755

they were axing him about grid boys

gridboys a shit gridl girls all the way.

jenson gets it.

Eddie literally running off at speed and rugby tackling Max to get an interview

>>28760

did his wig come off?

>>28760

that's a good way to lose your hairpiece

>>28754

He really needs to get out of the closet.

does damon ride horses? why is he so bowlegged

>Claire thinking about her university years

>Jordan gets a kiss

>2 weeks till the end of the season.

damn damn damn.

fuck

one more shit race and then months of nothing

Did you guys hear someone say 'I hate you' after the podium on Sky?

People are going silly on twitter saying it was Brundle

Bottas won't be having that hair on his forehead in a few years

>tfw post not showing

>>28771

Oh, file was too large so it didn't submit.

>reencoding

>DC saying the emu is on the Australian flag

>>28773

But that's the BBC.

It sounds more like Eddie

>>28775

But it was after (or before) the podium interviews, which was done by Brundle, so could be that his microphone was forgotten open and then it was sent to the broadcast

>>28775

Does sound a lot like Eddie

>>28776

The BBC might have cut their audio in early.

They were speaking with Eddie just after the podium

>Force India forklift driver driving forwards with a 2 pallet wide load on the tynes

How does he even have a ticket?

>>28780

>Buxton sending a threatening smile to Jennie's husband

>"you can't watch her all the time"

ted pretending he doesn't know meem

>>28783

>>28782

Jennies husband works behind the sky cameras.

He is just straight up worried as fuck and trying to show he isn't doing anything

>Ted being told that he doesn't have a right to walk in to a teams private area

>acts like a little bitch about it

I like Ted most of the time, but he has a fucking massive ego.

>Smedley almost punching Eddie in the face for trying to grab him for an interview

>I'VE GOT A MEETING

that happy anniversary on the notebook is going to get him a blowjob

IBM Watson the pedo grooming azns

>>28789

>"you like things that begin with P don't you"

>penises

>pedophiles

>pornography

>>28790

>phenobarbitol

>my probe in your mouth

what did you say watson?

>I said like rome in the south

>>28783

>>28780

i was going to say they gonna get drunk and fuck in Abu Dhabi but i remembered they don't have alcohol there.

What's there left to look for?

Kimi vs. Valtteri for 4th in standings

Tricky Ricky vs. Kvyat (probably too big a gap though)

>>28793

the tractors have one more chance to kill merhi

>>28793

Hamilton choking one last time would be nice.

I kinda like the feel of Abu Dhabi with the bright coloured thing

>>28795

I kinda like it as well just from an atmosphere perspective with the sun setting the lights turning on and the hotel changing colour.

Nice visuals

>>28797

whoops, use this link

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1Gcx-VCftsHL76nKEzBxr_TIz__snGP_e5JBq8ph0rsA/pubhtml?gid=0&single=true

>FIA confirms that @MassaFelipe19 has been excluded from 8th place for a tyre infringement

>Williams

>>28799

Fucking Williams come on.

UNBELIEVABLE FIA UNBELIEVABLE

>Last week, gf of five years broke up with me. May still get back together, don't know. Have to give her a few weeks to herself, with a few exceptions. (We still live with our respective parents, so no moving out necessary)

>One of those exceptions being discussing the race over steam as it happens

>Lap 15, get a call from her sobbing. The stray miniature schnauzer we had taken in 3 years ago at her house had just been run over and killed

So I just got back from burying our dog with my own hands, a week after I just had to bury my 5 year relationship, possibly for forever

When it rains, it pours my friends. At least Nico won.

>>28801

sorry to hear that bro

come, join us to the "life in meaningless" side

>>28799

>tyre was 27C over the maximum

holy shit. did someone play a prank and replace the tyre blanket by a fucking red iron or what

>>28801

damn, thats heavy dude but like france said.

>>28802

OVEN MANUFACTURERS YOU ARE MY FUCKING BITCHES

Who designs a fucking oven where you have to take the top, side and back off to reattach the fucking hinges for the door? A fucking madman.

I got it back on though and the door closes better than ever with it's new catch.

Now to make dinner in it.

>>28808

>Might do something drastic for Abu Dhabi

Tonya Harding?

>>28809

more like switch out my whole team, I almost subbed Rosberg/Verstappen in for Hamilton/Sainz ahead of Brazil but decided not to. would actually be leading atm if I did that.

How do I know if the board has stopped from working or if no one is simply posting

>>28813

try to post maybe

Now imagine 20 of this things around a track in different colors.

suddenly F1 age group is 5 years old.

>>28815

>shit lights on the side of the cockpit

oh god this is so tacky. but I like it overall. especially those rims. god those rims are sexy

>>28817

>tfw no spoiler

I'll try make a WAG thread tomorrow when I get back from work and before I go to the FA cup match. I'll try photoshoping something together quickly

There hasn't been many updates anyway.

Jennifer and Emilia both seem to have been shocked by Paris and aren't posting (Fuck you ISIS for this).

Marion is suffering PTSD and clutching to Simon and Sacha.

Dasha seems to have gone off grid.

Minttu just keeps posting pictures of Robin and her work out schedule.

Mikaela is having a holiday in Bali (Australia can tell you what women get up to on Bali holiday).

The only proper WAGs to turn up were Felipe Nasr's who has lost a load of weight since the last time she was seen.

And Raffaella Massa who hasn't changed

Ricciardo and Jemma seem to have split

Hanna has not been seen as usual

Jessica affair news

A few days ago Jessica was at an event with her sisters for some kind of soap she was promoting and was questioned about her alleged affair. She remained silent before leaving without answering any questions. Also she was recently at the 'Tokyo Bond Girl Collection' fashion show pretending to be a bond girl.

>>28819

>Jessica stays silent and leaves without answering questions

literally confirmation she is cheating and guilt is eating her alive(maybe, she's a whore, probably gets turn on instead of guilty)

didn't Emilia got her wisdom teeth removed and that was the reason for the radio silence?

Also who is Mikaela?

>>28820

It could just be that she knows that any answer to the affair question will be twisted in the media so she would rather not answer questions she considers utterly stupid and wrong……The on going denial just makes it/me so much hotter.

She did but she posted one of the photo set she had done with M&S Finland just before it so presumably she has photos in stock to post and even then she can take pictures of just a landscape or anything. It's not like her fingers a fucked.

Mikaela is Verstappen's new GF.

>>28821

>Don't talk

>Press speculated she cheats

>talk

>Press speculates she cheated

why deny it? we know she does cheat on poor jenson.

Maybe she's still high on pain meds for the pain and can't type properly?

she hot? pictures? we need a wag thread.

>>28822

I found a video of the interview. The Japanese media/google translate made it sound more dramatic then it is.

She did answer some questions with her sister and I think at 3:00 the questions about her dating bump in. They then spend a lot of time blanking questions, laughing to each other after hearing each question, smiling. There is one semi serious moment at 4:10 where she clearly just straight ignores whoever is speaking to her but I can't tell if that is a press member asking a question or the person holding the interview asking if there are any more questions left.

Unless her sister is totally in on it and they have hot incestuous illegitimate threesome together then I personally think she would be being way too blatant to just laugh questions of her infidelity off knowing full well they are true.

It seems more like she is just laughing at the stupidity of the questions (mainly the part where someone has an affair and uploads it to instagram) and is sharing it with her sister

>"oh god we are being asked these stupid questions again…"

But I'm more than willing to be proved wrong as I'm totally fine with sister threesomes.

No WAG thread tonight. I'm going to bed.

>>28824

night britbro, we'll discuss Jess's threesomes with her sisters in the wag thread tomorrow.

>>28826

> >falling that far

if she fell on that surface she'd snap some bones for sure

>reddit adopting the name "chocolate senna" only now

>>28829

Fuck over sensitive pc bullshit reddit, that was fucking halarious.

>>28829

Imagine the meme potential if someone like kimi is always calm while other drivers throw a tantrum when the race doesn't go their way

>>28829

did crafty say summat about that over the weekend? that seems like the second time I recall it mentioned recently and those people just parrot things they've heard

anyway it was done in one of the endurance races last year and it added absolutely nothing to the coverage

>>28832

>did crafty say summat about that over the weekend? that seems like the second time I recall it mentioned recently and those people just parrot things they've heard

Wouldn't surprise me. Most normie fans completely lack the ability to think for themselves.

>Vettel was dominating

>Sky were desperate to find things to make him a villain

>Cruft did his part by endlessly bitching about Vettel ignoring "muh track limits"

>while simultaneously ignoring the majority of the field doing the same

>immediately on Reddit:

>"I'M SICK OF VETTEL ABUSING TRACK LIMITS PLEASE UPVOTE IF YOU AGREE"

>looking on motorsport.com

>one article about how ferrari feels they've closed the gap to mercedes

>next article: 'F1 engine formula "completely broken" - Johansson'

I mean it's good that people are speaking up about the situation but it's too late to change 2016 regs iirc. at least it genuinely looks like ferrari can fight next year

>>28837

>The modified turbocharger remained in the transport box.

One last fuck you

>>28836

>>28837

I like the other article where renault suggests they might just fuck off altogether

https://au.movember.com/mospace/11930349

>Daniel Ricciardo

>18 days in

>$241 raised

That's hilariously embarrassing.

(he's tweeted a link to it a few times, so it's definitely him)

>>28840

Thats because people in australia are poor and have no respect/taste for quality (eg. vegemite)

>>28843

You fucker shouldn't have doubted me!

It was the fucking company I bought the motherboard taking his sweet time sending it to me.

It arrived today in the afternoon and I was able to do it.

>>28843

You have to wait till he turns it on.

Someone get the fire extinguisher

>>28845

Goddammit.

it's not gonna blown calm down.

oh shit, the NZXT logo does lit up, I just had to press a little button on the back.

goddamn I did it guys!!

>>28842

please post specs. I'm currently doing a build too:

CPU: AMD FX-9590 4.70 GHz (5.0GHz Turbo) Eight-Core AM3+ CPU 8MB L2 Cache & Turbo Core Technology

HDD: 1TB SATA-III 6.0Gb/s 32MB Cache 7200RPM HDD

MEMORY: 8GB (4GBx2) DDR3/2133MHz Dual Channel Memory

MOTHERBOARD: GIGABYTE 990FXA-UD3 R5 AMD 990 ATX w/ Ultra Durable 3

VIDEO: EVGA Superclocked NVIDIA GeForce GTX 960 4GB GDDR5 PCIe 3.0 x16

>>28849

>Pillow is permanently cool, duvet starts off cold before warming up inside so it makes a snuggle cocoon

That feel is a glorious feel indeed

>>28852

Yesterday I almost turned on the AC in my car. That's hot enough to sleep with the windows open. wtf weather

>>28853

>Yesterday I almost turned on the AC in my car.

>be me

>car had engine changed

>lazy mechanics just opened the AC and let the gas out, instead of removing the compressor from the motor

>serves me right for not doing it myself

>now need to get AC regassed

>put it off because winter

>have fucktard housemate

>he leaves a diff center laying around in the front yard for months

>grass grows over it

>forget it's there

>run over it when maneuvering car in front yard

>it bashes the AC condenser and shroud

>fix shroud with some zip ties

>not sure if condenser will hold pressure

I can't decide if I should risk it, and get a cheap AC regas man to come out, knowing that if won't hold pressure I'll have no AC and still have to pay him.

>>28854

Maybe you can try to test the condenser? Do something like put the condenser in some water, start pumping air in the input and watch for bubbles. It's not scientific, and maybe flat out doesn't work, but it can be worth a shot.

Or just buy a new condenser straight away, for some cars it's cheaper than the refill and if it's damaged it may finally let go a week after the refill and you'll be fucked twice.

>>28855

>Maybe you can try to test the condenser? Do something like put the condenser in some water, start pumping air in the input and watch for bubbles. It's not scientific, and maybe flat out doesn't work, but it can be worth a shot.

Been considering that. I don't think I have a fitting that will work with the fill port, but I might be able to pull out the valve core and then hose clamp my air compressor to it.

>Or just buy a new condenser straight away

Also have been considering that.

honestly can't tell if noble is trolling

http://www.motorsport.com/f1/news/analysis-why-social-media-was-the-only-winner-from-brazilian-gp/

Force India going after that cartel money

http://www.forceindiaf1.com/news?pageId=7585678d-6279-4e77-8d0b-7832b1d4c9be

>Sahara Force India is pleased to announce the signing of Mexican racer, Alfonso Celis, as a development driver. The 19-year-old will get his first experience of Formula One power behind the wheel of the VJM08 at the season-ending Abu Dhabi test – sharing driving duties with Nico Hulkenberg.

>Alfonso is one of the most promising young Mexicans emerging from the junior formulas. Following karting success in Mexico, he moved to Europe in 2013 to compete in the Formula Renault NEC championship, and progressed to the GP3 Series last year. This year he raced for ART in GP3 in parallel to a World Series by Renault programme with AVF.

>In his development role with Sahara Force India, Alfonso will spend time on the simulator at the team’s Silverstone factory. He will also take part in seven official practice sessions at Grand Prix events during the 2016 season.

>Alfonso Celis: “Ever since I started racing I’ve been dreaming of Formula One, so it’s a huge honour to begin working with Sahara Force India. It’s an amazing opportunity for me to learn about Formula One and to work closely with the engineers and race drivers. Being on the track in Abu Dhabi will be an incredible feeling. It’s going to be the biggest moment in my career and I am fully focussed on doing a good job for the team.”

>Vijay Mallya, Team Principal and Managing Director: “I would like to welcome Alfonso to the team and wish him well ahead of his debut with us in Abu Dhabi. As our development driver we will work hard to prepare him for the demands of driving in Formula One and provide a good grounding in all aspects of the job. It’s a fantastic opportunity for Alfonso to learn from Sergio and Nico, and to get valuable mileage in the car.”

>>28859

Where are all the fucking mexicans coming from?

>>28860

Mexico

:^)

Why is Vettel so based?

Yeah I'm reposting from twitter butt fuck it

>>28862

Needs more of this one

>>28864

So low aero due to the height will help with the efficiency but will probably hurt the cooling

Still they will set the Formula E top speed record….as if that really means anything.

Fuck it WAG thread

>>28866

>have craving to play star wars empire at war RTS (vintage 2006) while my aforementioned molecular dynamics shit is running

>install from 2 CDs onto Windows 7

>doesn't work

installing the Microsoft VM of XP as we speak

the craving is strong in this one

>>28876

Odd, I played Empire at War on W8.1 and it worked just fine. It was the steam version though, not sure if it comes with a built in compatibility fix or not.

BLOG

>be me

>have spare 180gb SSD

>decide to install it in my Mum's PC because it's HDD is a slow POS

>35 degrees celsius

>drive 50km to her house with no AC in the car

>get to her house

>air con isn't on because she's fucking cheap

>even though she has solar panels, and her power bill is literally a cheque every few months

>get to work on cloning SSD

>clone software decides it needs to make the 100mb and 450mb windows reserve volumes 23gb each

>manually partition SSD and copy one partition at a time

Doing the C: atm,shit is taking forever.

Really hope it works and boots, and I don't have to sit through copying it again.

>>28878

OMG the fucking Ask toolbar was installed

https://beta.8ch.net/f1

nice fucking reply/post box design

nice fucking captcha system

So ROC on Sky in 6.5 bongs?

>Fri 20th – 19:00 to 23:00

>19:00 – The F1 Show (from the ROC)

>19:30 – Nations Cup

>Sat 21st – 15:00 to 18:00

https://f1broadcasting.wordpress.com/2015/11/15/scheduling-the-2015-race-of-champions-macau-grand-prix/

I don't know if I will be awake for that :/

>>28888

i'm showing

>Time in London, England, United Kingdom

>8:59 AM

>Friday

>November 20, 2015

>>28886

I'm not resizing anything it just does that to begin with. every time. tab sort of works

not helpful that every time the captcha fails it fucks everything up including the captcha itself

>>28889

>>28888

>So ROC on Sky in 6.5 bongs?

Oh fucking derp, I was looking at my (windows additional) PST clock, not my UK clock.

Here's the proper times:

http://www.timeanddate.com/worldclock/fixedtime.html?p1=136&iso=20151120T19&msg=ROC&sort=1

>a bit under 9.5 bongs

>>28891

GP3 Bahrain is coming right up in a few minutes

>>28892

…or not

>>28893

or yes

fucking hell sky

>Celis Jr. has one 3rd place in two years of GP3

>his ART teammates (Ocon and Kirchhofer) are 2nd and 4th in the standings

>Jann Memedenborough is also ahead of him

Kwiat made the jump straight to F1 after winning GP3, heck even American hero Alexander Rossi did better. is the teams' money situation bad enough that they're finding pay drivers worse than the GP2 veterans?

stopple van doors wins lol

>rossi rear ended someone like a moran

>>28897

let's see… sahara is in prison right? and vijay had to sell his family booze business and the gubboonmnt is after him

and the big rumor is to sell the team to a car company that only sells 4000 a year and makes something pissing like $2m in net profits

>>28901

Ilmor applying is very interesting.

>>28902

99 LM Pole Vault Champion

>>28902

Wobbler has a pretty good chance to win the WEC 'hip this weekend. ofc he had a pretty good chance for most of 2010 plus was in the best/equal best car four years in a row and failed to capitalize so we'll see.

anyways does anyone else feel that Ham seems against driver camaraderie/solidarity?

>doesn't seem to be involved with GPDA beyond membership

>doesn't do race of champions

>fucks around during driver tributes (Wilson)

>never seen with other drivers outside of race weekends (except for going to Timo Glock's DTM races ayyy)

>wouldn't testify on Sutil's behalf

maybe I'm cherry picking examples but in general there seems to be a pattern of him being a bit self centered

webber's greatest ever achievement is every night when he mounts his wife

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>>28909

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