/WAG/ THREAD Because I was getting bored edition Backmarker 11/19/15 (Thu) 20:40:46 397d76 No. 28866
Yeah I couldn't be arsed photoshopping something together
Previous thread for future WAG travellers
>>18275
(note: future WAG time travellers that 8chan was broken at this point in time - also how much of the house did Jenson get in the divorce settlement?)
Pre 2008 WAG gallery (no longer updated):
http://f1ladiesgallery.bplaced.net/gallery/index.php
2012-2014 WAG gallery (no longer updated):
http://f1ladies.bplaced.net/gallery/index.php
2015 onwards WAG gallery:
http://f1ladies.orgfree.com/gallery/index.php?cat=2
Backmarker 11/19/15 (Thu) 20:50:46 397d76 No. 28868
Emilia is having her teeth pulled out
Jessica is in a Japanese love affair scandal
Jennifer wishes she was still in the paddock
Mikaela is on a Bali holiday get utterly pissed
Marion is putting on a brave face
Hang on I've got to try and get this to work on a billy joel beat.
Backmarker 11/19/15 (Thu) 22:14:24 397d76 No. 28869
>>28868
Jenson Button, Love affair, Jessy really does not care
Will Buxton, Jennie Gow, Get away from her you cow
Paris Deaths, ISIS threat, Marion is all we get
Seb Vet, Hanna Prat, Went and had another brat
Choco senna, Hamilton, don't talk to me in the song
Max Verstap, Sabre Cook, turns out that she didn't fuck
Vallteri, in a trance, Emilia doing pole dance
Jenni beck, queen of WAG, Sutil may still be a fag
WE DIDN'T START THE FIRE
….that was shit
Backmarker 11/19/15 (Thu) 23:45:53 fe2710 No. 28872
>>28868
>>28869
Even in bad times for the site like these, /f1/ produces top quality OC.
Nice wagbro.
Backmarker 11/20/15 (Fri) 00:02:09 397d76 No. 28875
>>28868
>Thought nothing of the comments on that picture
>Check em again because of the writing
>2 are pro MMA fighters and the third is the largest MMA company in the Arab world
Like WTF?
Backmarker 11/20/15 (Fri) 03:38:45 397d76 No. 28879
>Just checked those links in the OP
>Alexa has deleted the old web pages
>Whole collections….gone
as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror, and were suddenly silenced
Backmarker 11/20/15 (Fri) 03:50:18 371916 No. 28880
>>28879
Does google cache or internet archive/wayback machine have them?
Backmarker 11/20/15 (Fri) 03:58:11 397d76 No. 28881
Backmarker 11/20/15 (Fri) 07:45:54 6d160c No. 28887
>>28866
>mfw Susie Wolff is officially a WAG now
How demeaning…
Backmarker 11/21/15 (Sat) 02:23:35 397d76 No. 29078
I thought Jessica had ran off to Hawaii to escape from the media attention and skip meeting Jenson for a while. Turns out it Honolulu fashion week and she is doing her usual thing.
And just because I don't post her often here is Gabriela going to the Latin grammys whatever they may be.
Backmarker 11/21/15 (Sat) 04:38:05 6d160c No. 29082
>>29078
>2nd pic
I think that might be a ladyboy
Backmarker 11/21/15 (Sat) 04:38:29 397d76 No. 29083
>>29078
>@JessicaMichibata
>Let's do this !! #Honolulufw #show #Hawaii
>Honolulu Fashion Week begins! Since the venue is free, please come by all means to come play! I am doing in the Convention Center * \ (^ o ^) / *
>tfw not in Hawaii to experience this apparent free week long orgy
Backmarker 11/21/15 (Sat) 04:50:40 397d76 No. 29084
>>29082
Ladyboy tucks it in tight then to get away being a Hawaii yoga specialist/model.
Backmarker 11/21/15 (Sat) 07:20:03 e4c8a3 No. 29089
>>28868
ayy Emilia is cute
Romain is cute too.
Marion is fine
Mikaela is ok
Becks is kinda hot
Jennifer is a cheating whore.
>>28869
…
Backmarker 11/21/15 (Sat) 07:53:59 6d160c No. 29092
>>29089
>Jennifer is a cheating whore.
I think you mean Jessica
>Jennifer dindu nuffin
Backmarker 11/21/15 (Sat) 08:20:40 e4c8a3 No. 29095
>>29092
yeah that, jessica.
Jennifer is fine.
Backmarker 11/22/15 (Sun) 04:44:52 397d76 No. 29318
>Want to get pictures of Jessica from fashion show
>The gallery on the website of Honolulu fashion week has pictures
>Pictures are low quality and have massive black sides so that all the pictures are the same aspect ratio
You would think a FASHION website would upload good quality pictures.
At least Jessica look pretty (in the most revealing of all the clothing worn by any of the models I might add).
She also changed into that see through bikini thing in less then 4 minutes which I thought was impressive until I realised all she had to do was take off her clothes.
Backmarker 11/22/15 (Sun) 06:42:36 6d160c No. 29319
>>29318
dat video
>please don't cut out before she turns around
>please don't cut out before she turns around
>please don't cut out before she turns around
>please don't cut out before she turns around
>awwwwwww yes
Backmarker 11/22/15 (Sun) 19:08:43 397d76 No. 29332
>>29319
How about a close up or even a swimsuit?
Backmarker 11/22/15 (Sun) 19:28:52 6d160c No. 29333
>>29332
Pity the 10000w lighting ruined the exposure on vid 2 to the point you can't see dat ass
>not even Emilia is that white
Backmarker 11/22/15 (Sun) 19:36:57 397d76 No. 29334
>>29333
I'm waiting for them/someone to produce a front facing video with a half decent camera.
At least it helped see through her dress
Backmarker 11/23/15 (Mon) 01:25:05 397d76 No. 29340
Sorry for the wall to wall Jessica coverage but she is the only one doing anything.
I can't remember if we confirmed this or not but I have now.
Kvyat PR girl is Lyndsey Fairburn.
Also Brazil may be her last race. 33wks ago one of her friends posted that she was leaving for a job with Gordon Ramsay…
Backmarker 11/23/15 (Mon) 01:37:24 6d160c No. 29341
Backmarker 11/23/15 (Mon) 05:16:40 6d160c No. 29344
>tfw F1Ladies shows up in my suggested Facebook pages despite never doing any wag stuff, and very very little F1 stuff, on Facebook
Fucking spying cunts
Backmarker 11/23/15 (Mon) 10:10:55 6d160c No. 29347
>>29340
>I can't remember if we confirmed this or not but I have now.
>Kvyat PR girl is Lyndsey Fairburn.
Don't think we did.
She doesn't seem to post (m)any pictures, which is a shame because she's a genuine QT.
Backmarker 11/23/15 (Mon) 10:30:48 6d160c No. 29351
>>29344
Meanwhile on YouTube.
Kinda worried about tracking cookies now…
Backmarker 11/25/15 (Wed) 05:09:53 93e36a No. 29403
>>29351
Noscript+ublock origin+disconnect+betterprivacy. Also delete your cookies automatically whenever you close your browser.
Backmarker 11/27/15 (Fri) 18:01:35 b25f6b No. 29516
>>29403
Or just let your overlords at Google plan your life right down to the GPS enabled device connected to the internet you're carrying around.
I'd love it if Google allowed us to see the profile they have for our identities.
Backmarker 11/28/15 (Sat) 00:07:39 397d76 No. 29555
I've been busy and too knackered each night to post.
Emilia is in Abu Dhabi and maybe it is just me but I think she only recently had the operation as her cheeks look a bit chubbier.
>qt gobbled gook Finnish + numb mouth from the anaesthetic
I think she would just end up drooling all over herself.
Backmarker 11/28/15 (Sat) 00:15:30 397d76 No. 29556
America was posting Lara Alvarez before not knowing who she was.
Backmarker 11/28/15 (Sat) 00:40:02 397d76 No. 29558
Oh and Jennifer I think is at the race and Bernie is being cucked by a dolphin
Backmarker 11/28/15 (Sat) 00:51:15 6d160c No. 29560
>>29556
Oh wow, I didn't know she was still with him.
Backmarker 11/28/15 (Sat) 00:53:31 6d160c No. 29561
>>29555
>last pic
Reminds me of those video of exhibitionists jerking off on the train in front of hot grills, when the girl doesn't look but takes a pic to show the cops (or probably just Facebook)
Backmarker 11/28/15 (Sat) 00:57:03 397d76 No. 29562
>>29561
The best is when the girl joins in
Backmarker 11/29/15 (Sun) 15:41:03 397d76 No. 30262
It was a very nice dress on raceday
Backmarker 11/29/15 (Sun) 15:55:47 6d160c No. 30272
>>30262
Wonder if she's wearing a thong…
Backmarker 11/29/15 (Sun) 16:04:51 e4c8a3 No. 30289
Backmarker 11/29/15 (Sun) 16:15:06 e4c8a3 No. 30298
>>30295
hey look! Grosjean on that first pic!
Backmarker 11/29/15 (Sun) 16:15:49 6d160c No. 30299
>>30295
Shorts?
Who does she think she is? Carmen Jorda?
>tfw normally hate girls in pants/shorts, but like Jorda's
Backmarker 11/29/15 (Sun) 16:17:07 e4c8a3 No. 30300
>>30299
she has a good ass tho.
i mean its an okay ass.
Backmarker 11/29/15 (Sun) 16:18:18 6d160c No. 30302
>>30300
>tfw you will never lick her asshole
why even have a tongue?
Backmarker 11/29/15 (Sun) 16:19:39 397d76 No. 30303
>>30302
We've been here before Australia…
Backmarker 11/29/15 (Sun) 16:23:22 e4c8a3 No. 30308
>>30302
>>30303
yeah assholes are old , boring and casual stuff! feet is where the fun is at!
Backmarker 11/29/15 (Sun) 16:25:07 6d160c No. 30311
>>30308
I really don't get the feet thing at all.
But I like rimming, so I can't really judge.
Backmarker 11/29/15 (Sun) 16:29:32 e4c8a3 No. 30314
>>30311
some wires get crossed on your head and you end up with it.
that basically applies to everything tho.
Backmarker 11/29/15 (Sun) 16:46:28 397d76 No. 30318
>>30311
I think it depends how far you go with it.
Wikifeet is a great site but the comments…
Backmarker 11/29/15 (Sun) 16:49:11 6d160c No. 30319
>>30318
Pretty tame compared to the watch forum
>now that's perversion
Backmarker 11/29/15 (Sun) 16:53:17 397d76 No. 30320
>>30319
No the watch forum was weird in the fact it existed but the comments were relatively tame.
There was no comments saying how they wanted to be jacked off by the WAGs while their wear certain watches or jizz on their wrists.
Backmarker 11/29/15 (Sun) 16:54:21 397d76 No. 30321
Also has anything happened with cum tribute guy and the Emilia photo?
Backmarker 11/29/15 (Sun) 16:57:29 6d160c No. 30323
>>30321
Not yet. He's all "I don't do requests", but he posts a video or two a week, and has done Emilia twice in the past, so I'm hoping when he gets around to her again he'll use the pic I sent him.
>http://xhamster.com/user/skyfish1
Backmarker 11/29/15 (Sun) 16:58:33 e4c8a3 No. 30324
>>30318
you should avoid the comments at all costs.
Backmarker 11/29/15 (Sun) 19:32:21 53d24d No. 30332
>>29555
>only just had the operation
What operation? I'm out of the WAG loop.
Backmarker 11/30/15 (Mon) 22:02:21 01dd15 No. 30362
>>30332
Her wisdom teeth became badly infected and she had to have surgery to cut them out. Going to miss some competitions like European short course where she was looking good. Should be fine for Rio next year though.
Backmarker 12/01/15 (Tue) 00:26:38 2a3c38 No. 30365
http://www.thetruthaboutcars.com/2015/11/2016-pirelli-calendar-discards-nudity-new-theme/
Pirelli Officially Worthless
Now Chinese owned, Pirelli continues its downward spiral by having a lesbian shoot a non nude and non-sexualized Pirelli calendar.
Backmarker 12/01/15 (Tue) 00:49:01 e4c8a3 No. 30366
>>30332
>>30362
it… scares that there are 2 brits in this thread…
Backmarker 12/01/15 (Tue) 01:25:56 6d160c No. 30369
>>30365
>Amy "it's not rape because I'm a women" Schumer
Fuck that shit.
Backmarker 12/01/15 (Tue) 01:26:44 6d160c No. 30370
>>30366
Are you worried one if evil and hates meerkats?
Backmarker 12/01/15 (Tue) 01:57:28 e4c8a3 No. 30371
>>30365
Well that sucks.
>>30370
yes, can you imagine bizzarro britbro? has a good computer, doesn't work for MI6(so he cannot find information about anyone), hates meerkats and is evil?! my brain wound't be able to cope with that.
Backmarker 12/02/15 (Wed) 06:11:39 01dd15 No. 30394
>>30371
>favourite WAGs are Ann Neal and whichever degenerate whore Lewis fucked this weekend
Backmarker 12/02/15 (Wed) 18:49:46 e4c8a3 No. 30405
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>>30394
>evil wagbro doesn't believe in Webber cheating with Sharapova
Backmarker 12/02/15 (Wed) 20:59:33 bfa18d No. 30407
>>30405
To be fair I don't believe it is cheating. Ann is just a cuckqueen.
Backmarker 12/02/15 (Wed) 23:39:33 6d160c No. 30418
>>30407
Wouldn't surprise me if they had some kind of open relationship deal.
Backmarker 12/03/15 (Thu) 00:16:16 bfa18d No. 30433
>>30418
No way Ann could fuck other guys and it not leak.
Webber is fucking supermodels and tennis stars. People who can keep secrets like that.
The sort of people who would be desperate enough to fuck Ann would run off to the media to sell their story.
Backmarker 12/03/15 (Thu) 00:40:07 e4c8a3 No. 30436
>>30433
>i fucked Mark's Webber mum ask me anything
i can see that popping on the reddit
Backmarker 12/03/15 (Thu) 00:58:36 6d160c No. 30443
>>30433
>>30436
>bragging about fucking Ann Neal
Would anyone though?
Backmarker 12/07/15 (Mon) 00:17:29 fe2710 No. 30672
>>30433
>No way Ann could fuck other guys and it not leak.
It's like the sourtoe cocktail. People will do something disgusting in order to brag about it as if it constitutes bravery
Backmarker 12/07/15 (Mon) 01:26:40 c18f77 No. 30675
>tfw you'll never eat Hannah's ass after she recently took a shit
Backmarker 12/07/15 (Mon) 03:45:00 6d160c No. 30681
>>30675
Hannah isn't allowed to be a wag anymore, anon.
>>30000
Backmarker 12/07/15 (Mon) 12:24:16 397d76 No. 30687
>>30681
Oh for fuck sake you are like whimpering puppy looking up at it's master for forgiveness with its big eyes after master took away its food bowl because you pissed on the carpet. (Replace puppy with sub if you wish)
Hanna is a WAG. She will always be a WAG. When she has sex with Vettel she moans to him that there is no way someone like Alonso, Webber or Ricciardo could be this good as they aren't four time world champions. She makes sure to make Vettel go into a sexually charged power trip as that is when he is hardest and fucks her the best.
When she is sucking him off she simultaneously hums the champagne music so to give him a better oral sensation and to make him think of victory.
Is that better?
Backmarker 12/07/15 (Mon) 15:22:07 397d76 No. 30691
>Roadside Jessica san have put the windup of the female genitalia to Instagram, such as being unable to understand the sensibility of the person you want to marry a handsome billionaire, and I thought, It was Okinawa passion fruit only, the sensibility is unintelligible to and it was the that thing important is you accidentally tweet a photo that became various dew.
Did I miss Jessica tweeting or uploading something she shouldn't have because of work?
I've looked and I can't find anything other than this comment about it on twitter.
Backmarker 12/07/15 (Mon) 21:21:14 6d160c No. 30705
>>30687
>Oh for fuck sake you are like whimpering puppy looking up at it's master for forgiveness with its big eyes after master took away its food bowl because you pissed on the carpet. (Replace puppy with sub if you wish)
>kills my waifu
>bullies me when I'm sad about it
Backmarker 12/08/15 (Tue) 12:40:09 397d76 No. 30736
>>30705
>bullies me when I'm sad about it
It's great isn't it?
But if you keep insisting on putting a 'h' at the end of Hanna then I've got no choice.
Backmarker 12/08/15 (Tue) 12:48:28 6d160c No. 30739
>>30736
But I like palindromes
Backmarker 12/08/15 (Tue) 12:53:51 397d76 No. 30742
>>30739
Marion/Romain is enough WAG related word play.
Backmarker 12/08/15 (Tue) 14:15:01 e4c8a3 No. 30743
>>30736
man Hanna was hot, shame she is probably super stretched after having all those vettel babies.
also i feel like i need to clarify i'm talking about her belly not her vagina.
Backmarker 12/08/15 (Tue) 14:32:07 397d76 No. 30745
>>30743
Maybe she thinks she is ugly and that is why she doesn't go out.
Also you should be able to work off a baby. Minttu did it and I like to imagine Seb and Hanna train a bit together. Maybe go out for a nice run in Switzerland and stop for a small coffee at some small artisan village cafe. The sort of place which has 5-6 types of homemade chutney. Then they come back home, maybe enjoy a short swim in their pool or a small game of tennis….I really need to stop going into lovey dovey fluffy mode.
Though I know all of that is not possible. The village he lives in does not have a cafe and the Swiss refused him permission to build a tennis court or pool but did allow him to have a high fence while a set of bushes grow to eventual block his house.
Backmarker 12/08/15 (Tue) 15:27:17 e4c8a3 No. 30748
>>30745
>The village he lives in does not have a cafe and the Swiss refused him permission to build a tennis court or pool
what kind of fucking life is this Sev, go to a proper village, with high rising buildings and parks and crime and apartments and coffee shops and things.
Sev is a fucking weirdo.
Backmarker 12/08/15 (Tue) 22:56:15 e4c8a3 No. 30757
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Marion looks so much like a 40 year super hot cougar and Romain looks so much like a 25 year old boy toy.
Seriously, look at Marion's predatory grin
Backmarker 12/08/15 (Tue) 23:41:24 6d160c No. 30759
>>30757
>take waifu to romantic dinner
>she has her phone out
Poor Romain
Backmarker 12/09/15 (Wed) 00:01:25 397d76 No. 30760
>>30759
m8 they have to check on the babysitter and how Sacha and Simon are.
Given that he just got a new Lumia 950XL in black and he tweeted this we can safely assume that he also had his phone out.
Also the dinner is because it's Marion's birthday.
>>30757
>Marion looks so much like a 40 year super hot cougar
She is 34. She would fucking kill you if she heard that.
Backmarker 12/09/15 (Wed) 00:05:37 6d160c No. 30761
>>30760
Another one for the watch forum pervs…
Backmarker 12/09/15 (Wed) 01:26:55 e4c8a3 No. 30764
>>30760
damn, i honestly though she was like very mid to late 30's.
she needs to take care of herself a bit more.
tho she is gonna probably look the same from here until her death.
Backmarker 12/09/15 (Wed) 01:41:57 397d76 No. 30766
>>30764
She is with Romain.
7 years of having to watch him race will do that to you. The children didn't help.
….Also that made me feel old.
Backmarker 12/09/15 (Wed) 01:50:30 e4c8a3 No. 30767
>>30766
i bet she aged 10 years during 2012.
Backmarker 12/09/15 (Wed) 02:16:35 397d76 No. 30768
>>30767
She will have gone 'OH LA LA LA LA' way more during races then sex that year
Backmarker 12/09/15 (Wed) 02:48:49 010f64 No. 30769
>>30675
now you're just being deliberately gross
>>30745
>Swiss refused him permission to build a tennis court or pool but did allow him to have a high fence while a set of bushes grow to eventual block his house.
Zoning cunts
>>30759
:(
>>30760
>She is 34. She would fucking kill you if she heard that.
She looks like she's going to age well
Backmarker 12/09/15 (Wed) 03:01:00 397d76 No. 30770
>>30769
It's Switzerland. Frankly the fact they have allowed to convert the old mill house into a home with a helicopter landing pad is a bit astounding.
It does help he lives near enough on the German border.
NeumĂĽhlestrasse 3
8566 Ellighausen
If you were wondering
Backmarker 12/09/15 (Wed) 03:14:06 397d76 No. 30771
>>30770
I doubt letters will go to that address but the format if you want to try would be:
Herr
Sebastian Vettel
NeumĂĽhlestrasse 3
8566 Ellighausen
Switzerland
Or for Hanna
Frau
Hanna Prater
NeumĂĽhlestrasse 3
8566 Ellighausen
Switzerland
It would cost me about ÂŁ6.00 to send Hanna a christmas card with delivery confirmation.
Knowing that I'm sort of tempted to send you guys christmas cards.
Backmarker 12/09/15 (Wed) 03:29:37 e4c8a3 No. 30772
>>30771
would be kind of funny getting a christmas card lol.
>Sign britbro
>hey, who is britbro
>a brit who is a bro
also would confirm you are a MI6 agent knowing our addresses lol.
Backmarker 12/09/15 (Wed) 04:08:45 397d76 No. 30773
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>>30772
You are the easiest to figure out as you have a twitter that I know.
But I would only ever send a card or gift if you agreed and I've yet to see an Emilia signature on ebay so you are fine (Australia would get dragon dildo possibly 2nd hand)
Also
>Finnish female swimming team set new national record in 4x50 medley on the Finnish independence day
>Emilia was part of the previous record
>She was forced to sit on the side and cheer because of her recovery
Inside she is seriously pissed. She will probably take it out on Valtteri
Backmarker 12/09/15 (Wed) 04:20:04 e4c8a3 No. 30774
>>30773
>But I would only ever send a card or gift if you agreed and I've yet to see an Emilia signature on ebay so you are fine
how can i be fine without having an Emilia signature? thats the opposite of fine.
>not sending Australia a picture of Hanna that says "never forget"
Poor Emilia, so young and already out of her prime, poor her no more swimming records.
Backmarker 12/09/15 (Wed) 15:59:14 397d76 No. 30777
You are going to like this Australia
>Hulkenberg has a new GF
>Makes hand crocheted swimwear
Backmarker 12/09/15 (Wed) 16:09:33 e4c8a3 No. 30778
>>30777
>that bikini
might as well be nude lmao
Backmarker 12/09/15 (Wed) 16:09:50 397d76 No. 30779
>>30777
I believe she is Lithuania.
Decent tits
Backmarker 12/09/15 (Wed) 16:28:47 6d160c No. 30782
>>30777
But I liked the old one though.
She seemed classy.
>tfw another whore wag
Backmarker 12/09/15 (Wed) 16:34:42 397d76 No. 30784
>>30782
Admittedly she hadn't been seen in ages but I did see that she was apparently a policeofficer.
At least we will get more see-through panty shots but yeah the slut to class ratio is very un-balanced.
Backmarker 12/09/15 (Wed) 16:36:20 6d160c No. 30785
>>30784
>she was apparently a policeofficer.
That means she had handcuffs…
What's wrong with you, Hulk?
Backmarker 12/10/15 (Thu) 01:51:49 bfd3cb No. 30806
>classy wag
That's so uncommon that I cannot think of an example that hasn't been mentioned here
Laura is cute though.
Backmarker 12/11/15 (Fri) 01:31:45 397d76 No. 30827
>Emilia posted what she thought was a happy christmas video
>All it made me realise was that I would never ever christmas shop with her
>or frolic in the snow with her
>or go ice skating with her on some frozen Finnish lake
>or lean down and pull back the scarf to kiss her on her little button nose
>or just enjoy her smile as we pick out a tree together
>all while Mariah Carey plays in the background to this almost sickly montage of cute christmas events that will never happen.
She needs to realise the power she wields
Backmarker 12/11/15 (Fri) 03:13:58 e4c8a3 No. 30829
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play. >>30827
britbro theme song
Backmarker 12/11/15 (Fri) 21:11:13 397d76 No. 30909
>Finding out if Haryanto has a GF
>This is the first rumoured woman that pops up
This is going to make the WAG folder interesting
Backmarker 12/11/15 (Fri) 21:24:55 397d76 No. 30910
>>30909
>Second woman is this girl who has been in numerous scandals including
>being banned in two cities for her "vulgar dancing" which one mayor described as "sexually provocative movements that do not qualify as art or culture"
>Multiple nude leaks (Which are completely illegal in Indonesia)
>Getting into a fight with a fellow actor and doing 3 months of jail time
>Acting alongside a porn star
>Getting hymen reconstruction surgery for any future husband
That is like two ends of the fucking scale right here. Jessica would be fucking proud.
Backmarker 12/11/15 (Fri) 22:19:17 e4c8a3 No. 30918
>>30910
lmao
>banned in 2 cities
top fucking kek
Backmarker 12/11/15 (Fri) 22:49:24 397d76 No. 30921
Backmarker 12/12/15 (Sat) 01:42:56 6d160c No. 30935
>>30910
>>Getting hymen reconstruction surgery for any future husband
LMFAO
It doesn't work that way…
Backmarker 12/12/15 (Sat) 02:01:31 397d76 No. 30936
>>30935
>The 25-year-old told kompas.com recently that she had undergone the surgery after going on a pilgrimage.
>“I may be a divorcée, but physically I am still a virgin,” the two-time divorcée said proudly.
>Dewi added she went through with the surgery because she did not want to disappoint her future husband. The procedure took place in Egypt, she said.
>The singer is currently single after breaking up with her boyfriend, actor Nicky Tirta.
>She divorced her previous husbands, singer Saiful Jamil and actor Aldiansyah Taher.
Indonesia is a silly place
Backmarker 12/13/15 (Sun) 20:18:10 f0cdf2 No. 31093
>>30909
ugh, another brown baby swaddled in obscuring cloth
>>30935
>admits to reconstructive surgery
>claims this makes her a virgin
>um
yet another day in a south east asian 4th world country
Backmarker 12/13/15 (Sun) 20:34:47 397d76 No. 31094
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play. >>31093
Unless he gets GF from outside of Indonesia it is unlikely we will get anyone not wrapped up. Given his religious choices I doubt he will.
At least it is an Hijab which I can on a level tolerate.
If it is her there is no way the FOM camera guys are not going to focus on her.
But I do have my doubts. She is an award winning actress and a singer which makes her super popular (7.6m followers on instagram) so bagging her would be fucking massive for his promotional opportunities.
Backmarker 12/13/15 (Sun) 20:43:57 397d76 No. 31095
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play. >>31094
Now I'm listening to Indonesian pop… God damn my shit taste in music
Backmarker 12/13/15 (Sun) 20:56:39 397d76 No. 31096
>>31093
>>31094
Before I start posting more Indonesian pop music I figured out some of the confusing
Rio Haryanto is NOT dating this girl >>30909
She was dating his older brother, Ryan Haryanto.
And like all older brothers he is much the cooler one who smokes, drinks and shoots guns.
Backmarker 12/13/15 (Sun) 20:57:36 f0cdf2 No. 31097
>>31094
>At least it is an Hijab which I can on a level tolerate.
Your country needs to be liberated, badly. Or you should come here.
>>31094
>7.6m followers on instagram
An insanely populace country that speaks a nonsensical language and produces no notable products other than cheap labor and rubber will do that.
>>31096
does he suck at driving too?
Backmarker 12/13/15 (Sun) 21:02:44 f0cdf2 No. 31099
>>31096
>pistol caliber bullets in an AR platform rifle
>haram
Backmarker 12/13/15 (Sun) 21:08:04 e4c8a3 No. 31100
>>31096
>Ryan Haryanto
someone on his family likes the combinations of letters R and Y.
Backmarker 12/13/15 (Sun) 21:23:11 397d76 No. 31101
>>31097
Yeah he does suck but he realised after about 20 races in Formula Asia and quit to become a DJ
Now when I say I can tolerate an Hijab I mean from a purely clothing and visual look. In the same way I can tolerate a girl in a hoodie or a girl wearing a scarf over her hair so that it doesn't blow around in the wind. The religious connotations I don't particularly agree with but at least the face is seen and a good looking girl can be still a good looking girl with it on.
It does require the clothes below the hijab be fucking normal otherwise it ruins it. Like these pictures of Minttu when she visited the Grand Mosque in Abu Dhabi and had to wear restrictive clothing. With normal clothes on she would look fine even with that hijab on. Like giving a slight middle eastern twist on Finnish beauty. Like making curried reindeer meat and serving it with rye bread….okay that analogy doesn't work.
A burqa or niqab I cannot agree with on all levels from clothing, visual, religious or safety. If a biker cannot wear a helmet indoors because his face is covered then a woman cannot wear an item of clothing that covers her face.
Backmarker 12/13/15 (Sun) 21:28:39 397d76 No. 31102
>>30827
>>30829
>Verstappen gets to ice skate with his hot gf
God dammit
Backmarker 12/13/15 (Sun) 21:34:46 397d76 No. 31103
>>31102
I don't think I posted this when I found it. Silly me
Backmarker 12/14/15 (Mon) 02:32:30 6d160c No. 31132
>>31096
>She was dating his older brother, Ryan Haryanto.
>And like all older brothers he is much the cooler one who smokes, drinks and shoots guns
Fucking Muslims
Fucking religion.
>demands GF wear a tent when out in public because muh Allah
>drinks alcohol, because who cares what Allah thinks
Backmarker 12/14/15 (Mon) 02:36:44 6d160c No. 31133
>>31103
Fuck this shit was retarded (other than the occasional wet t-shirt)
>ALS ice bucket challenge
>either donate a small amount of money or tip a bucket of water over your head
>celebrities all tip a bucket of water over their head
>thus: "I'd rather tip a bucket of water over my head, than donate $20 out of my millions to charity"
Backmarker 12/14/15 (Mon) 02:39:15 e4c8a3 No. 31134
>>31133
most celebrities did both tho… actually like all of the celebrities did it and donated money.
apart from charlie sheen no other celebrity was dickish enough to do the bucket without donating, they did it for awareness and they donated.
Backmarker 12/14/15 (Mon) 02:41:10 6d160c No. 31135
>>31134
I disagree. Charlie Sheen was the only celebrity who actually informed the public that you're meant to donate money, and that the bucket of ice was to punish people for being cheap cunts.
Backmarker 12/14/15 (Mon) 02:43:16 397d76 No. 31136
>>31135
It still a bit of extra money and as you said we got some wet t-shirts
I'm sure Emilia did one but I don't have it.
Backmarker 12/14/15 (Mon) 02:46:09 397d76 No. 31137
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play. >>31136
huh I guess I need to watch my webms before I post them. That was meant to be Jessica's.
It is on Youtube though
Backmarker 12/14/15 (Mon) 02:53:32 397d76 No. 31140
>>31136
Okay am I going mental or has emilia deleted it?
I'm sure she did one. Sabre Cook did one for goodness sake.
Backmarker 12/14/15 (Mon) 02:57:13 e4c8a3 No. 31141
>>31135
come on, people figured by themselves that they had to donate money.
Backmarker 12/14/15 (Mon) 02:58:39 e4c8a3 No. 31142
>>31140
ice bucket challenge? emilia calls thats usual training day in finland.
Backmarker 12/14/15 (Mon) 02:59:33 e4c8a3 No. 31143
>>31140
ice bucket challenge? Emilia calls that everyday training lol
Backmarker 12/14/15 (Mon) 02:59:34 397d76 No. 31144
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play. >>31140
Maybe I'm getting mixed up with Susie
Backmarker 12/14/15 (Mon) 02:59:59 e4c8a3 No. 31145
>>31143
>>31142
i so fucking hate this website so fucking much, i'm so fucking done with this fucking shit.
Backmarker 12/14/15 (Mon) 03:00:36 6d160c No. 31146
>>31141
I think you're severely overestimating the intelligence of the kinda of person who would dump a bucket of freezing cold water over their head for attention.
>alos implying they would even care about charity
Backmarker 12/14/15 (Mon) 03:01:51 e4c8a3 No. 31147
>>31146
>tfw i wanted to do the ice bucket challenge because i'm a retard but because i'm a nobody nobody nominated me
i took a very cold shower tho.
#awareness
Backmarker 12/14/15 (Mon) 04:14:31 fe2710 No. 31157
>>31132
It is extremely common for muslim indonesians to eat bat, which is not halal, but they pick and choose and then legally mandate the result.
yeah, abundance of hypocrisy.
Backmarker 12/14/15 (Mon) 04:19:45 397d76 No. 31159
>>31132
Note that I said was
She no longer is with him and when she was dating him she did not wear a headscarf.
In fact I don't he is muslim.
Backmarker 12/14/15 (Mon) 04:54:45 fe2710 No. 31166
>>31159
>In fact I don't he is muslim.
Did Rio convert or is Ryan an apostate?
Backmarker 12/15/15 (Tue) 02:26:03 397d76 No. 31181
>tfw a horse gets so much more action and love then you
Backmarker 12/15/15 (Tue) 04:03:16 e4c8a3 No. 31183
>>31181
who started the "emilia the horse fucker" meme?
Backmarker 12/20/15 (Sun) 04:11:58 397d76 No. 31359
Got to admit I giggled when I saw it
Backmarker 12/23/15 (Wed) 01:02:23 397d76 No. 31432
So the big split finally happened.
RIP
Jenson x Jessica
2008-2010, 2011-2015
>A source close to them said: “Jenson and Jessica did not have any financial arrangement before their marriage.
“There are ongoing discussions between them about money, but it’s too early to say how it will pan out.”
>The pair met up at various Grand Prix, weddings and friends’ birthdays this year and spent summer holidaying in the South of France.
>Their last public appearance together was at the American Grand Prix in Austin, Texas, on October 25.
>Pals of Jessica say it was there that they had a big heart-to-heart and talked for the first time about a potential split.
>Shortly after that they called time on their marriage for good.
>A source close to Jessica said: “After getting married, life continued much as it had before. Nothing changed for either of them.
>“They had their respective careers and met up when they could. But over the course of this year the meetings became less and less frequent. It was always a difficult relationship to maintain.
>“Even when you have as much money as both of them and access to first-class travel, it is hard to live thousands of miles apart and stay together.
>“It takes one person to give things up. But neither of them was prepared to do that.
>“Jessica is not just some pretty wife who was sitting around waiting for him — or able to follow him around the F1 circuit. She is very focused and driven herself.
>“They are two very successful people who enjoyed each other’s company but could not make it work long term. They still care about each other greatly.”
>Jenson, from Frome, Somerset, met Japan-born Jessica in a hotel bar in Tokyo in 2008.
>She was already a successful model and her career has continued to grow, bringing contracts with firms including TAG Heuer, Nike and L’Oreal and an estimated £2million annual income.
I wasn't actually aware she was that rich herself
Backmarker 12/23/15 (Wed) 01:04:04 397d76 No. 31433
>My fucking face when I check the OP
>(note: future WAG time travellers that 8chan was broken at this point in time - also how much of the house did Jenson get in the divorce settlement?)
I am WAGsguy. Bringer of WAGs. Destroyer of WAGs.
Backmarker 12/23/15 (Wed) 01:07:40 b0114e No. 31434
>>31433
>Destroyer of WAGs.
Getting real tired of you destroying wags, wagbro.
Backmarker 12/23/15 (Wed) 01:10:35 397d76 No. 31435
>>31434
>Hanna Fanfic got extra fluffy and adorably qt
She always has a place in my heart like she has place in Seb's basement.
Also I found one with Jessica/Vivian sex which by changing one word makes it sound like Jessica cheats on Jenson with Nico
Backmarker 12/23/15 (Wed) 01:17:16 7734c8 No. 31436
>>31435
> Jessica cheats on Jenson
>tfw Jessica isn't a cheating whore any more, and is just a whore
Backmarker 12/23/15 (Wed) 01:21:28 397d76 No. 31438
>>31436
>Vivian and Lewis make their way back through the double French doors, when they’re met with a shocking sight. Nico, clearly drunk, is kissing Jess – their lips collide together, Jess’s manicured fingers clasping at Nico’s open shirt, his skin shimmering slightly with sweat under the dim lights.
>“Nico?” Vivian says, her voice audible over the music.
>Nico rips his mouth away from Jess, his lips are swollen from kisses and alcohol, his green eyes slightly glazed as he glances at his wife. However, his gaze drops at Lewis who is still standing at the side of Vivian. Lewis has gone pale, his brown eyes are wide with shock as he glances between a clearly-drunk Nico, his shirt still open, and Jess who is panting, glancing at Vivian with guilty eyes.
>“What is going on?” Vivian asks, glancing between her husband and Jess.
>“Vivvie, please listen to me, it’s not what you think-“ Nico begins.
>Vivian’s brown eyes narrow in anger. “Don’t you dare, Nico Rosberg. Don’t you dare say that to me,”
>“Vivvie, please listen,”
They are so shit but I can't stop reading them.
>>31436
How much is a plane to Japan? How much lube can I bring if each are in individual 100ml bottles?
Doesn't have to be return. I don't mind just ending it after that.
Backmarker 12/23/15 (Wed) 01:34:27 397d76 No. 31439
>Jessica gone
>Carmen gone
>Susie gone
>Suzi gone
>McKenzie gone
>Gow gone
>Jennifer may go to Formula E
>Palmer has no GF
>Haryanto either has no GF or an hijab wearing one
>Gutierrez has no more GF
>Lewis will probably hitch up with a kardashian
>Emilia will be focusing 100% on the Olympics
>Hanna is still dead
>Vivian will be looking after a child
>More grid boys
2016 is going to be the worst year ever.
Backmarker 12/23/15 (Wed) 01:40:18 397d76 No. 31440
>>31432
>Their last public appearance together was at the American Grand Prix in Austin, Texas, on October 25.
>Pals of Jessica say it was there that they had a big heart-to-heart and talked for the first time about a potential split.
>Shortly after that they called time on their marriage for good.
These images all came out in November.
Guess it didn't count as cheating then.
That would explain why she was quiet and refused to answer questions about it during that conference.
Backmarker 12/23/15 (Wed) 01:42:52 e4c8a3 No. 31441
>>31432
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
RIP Jessica wag!
The queen of wags have fallen!
Backmarker 12/23/15 (Wed) 01:44:22 e4c8a3 No. 31442
>>31439
fuck Formula 1, its shit, everyone jump boat to Indycar! they have good wags too!
Backmarker 12/23/15 (Wed) 01:50:16 397d76 No. 31443
>>31442
>Have to listen to a yearly tear filled speech by a WAG because their husbando died in a crash and left them with young children to raise.
Not after Susie Wheldon mexibro.
Backmarker 12/23/15 (Wed) 01:56:25 397d76 No. 31444
>Nico Mana was watching Formula E
>This room
Honestly that is almost exactly what I imagined her room was.
Backmarker 12/23/15 (Wed) 01:56:28 e4c8a3 No. 31445
>>31443
fine, But indycar is fun! and wags are finee!
Backmarker 12/23/15 (Wed) 03:49:56 397d76 No. 31452
>consoling myself with JAVs
Jessica Kizaki you can't mend a broken heart but damn if you can't make it pump.
Backmarker 12/23/15 (Wed) 15:56:12 763a29 No. 31456
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play. Scuderia autismo strikes again
Backmarker 12/23/15 (Wed) 15:57:21 763a29 No. 31457
>>31456
whops wrong thread
Backmarker 12/23/15 (Wed) 16:03:52 763a29 No. 31459
But that's what you get for marrying up entitled models instead of childhood sweathearts like Nico and Vettel or nice girl next doors like Bottas.
As Pyotr Petrovich said, it is best to marry a girl of good reputation, without dowry and, above all, one who had experienced poverty, because, as he explained, a man ought not to be indebted to his wife, but that it is better for a wife to look upon her husband as her benefactor
Backmarker 12/23/15 (Wed) 16:39:05 e4c8a3 No. 31461
so jenson on suicide watch?
>F1 career has gone down the hole
>no wins since 2012
>no podiums since that lucky one in Australia 2014
>team is shit
>old for F1
Backmarker 12/23/15 (Wed) 16:54:08 763a29 No. 31467
>>31461
I think he's just gonna keep his sarcastic role of having the shit eating grin and joking about positive mindset, and we see it slowly slipping into complete insanity.
>"So Jenson again such a disappointing weekend, how do you cope with it?"
>"HAA HAA U JUST GOTTA BELIEVE AND KEEP ON FIGHTING, THE BOYS AT THE FACTORY ARE WORKING THEIR ASSES OFF"
>"Jenson are you alright, you've seemed bit on edge lately"
>"WHAT DO YOU MEAN, EVERYTHING IS PERFECT. JUST. PERFECT."
Backmarker 12/23/15 (Wed) 17:32:36 f25096 No. 31470
>>31467
>Button not giving a fuck anymore
>Alonso criticizing everything
>Ron literally losing his mental capactity
McLaren has become a sitcom.
Backmarker 12/23/15 (Wed) 19:54:34 397d76 No. 31479
>Post the affair stuff on plebbit fully expecting a downvote brigade of hate and people claiming I'm just feeding bullshit
>Go to bed
>Wake up
>127 upshits
>Comments all agreeing with it
>People in shock
>Post the Terry Richardson pictures
>Even more shock and disgust at her
>mfw
I've never felt more alive. I checked it at work on my phone and I just started giggling almost uncontrollably.
Backmarker 12/23/15 (Wed) 19:59:59 e4c8a3 No. 31480
>>31479
>I've never felt more alive. I checked it at work on my phone and I just started giggling almost uncontrollably.
britbro confirmed for jumping ship to reddit, its okay, reddit its okay on some places if you ignore the downsides, i just don't like that i need an account to post tho.
Backmarker 12/23/15 (Wed) 20:03:50 f25096 No. 31483
>>31479
>stoya
>pic related
Found that account a few months ago and was wondering if that account was you.
Backmarker 12/23/15 (Wed) 20:04:17 f25096 No. 31484
>>31483
>using account twice in a sentence
>tfw not proof reading
Backmarker 12/23/15 (Wed) 20:10:21 397d76 No. 31486
>>31480
Oh no no no no no no
It's just…they are like fucking chickens. They change opinions in seconds. They get so emotional about it.
I completely understand now why people because sleazy paparazzi or NotW publishers.
Leaking all the dirty shit from the celebs to the plebs and watching them go from disbelief to fighting among themselves to try and demean the person in question as much as they can.
ohhhh it feels so fucking good. No joke at this moment I'm finding it a bit hard to type as I'm actually shaking slightly.
>>31483
Be careful though. She may accuse you of rape (possibly correct though).
Backmarker 12/23/15 (Wed) 20:12:05 f25096 No. 31488
>>31486
>(possibly correct though).
At first I dismissed it, but once I read more it did seem plausible.
>there still is definitely a whiff of revenge on an ex though
Backmarker 12/23/15 (Wed) 20:13:45 f25096 No. 31489
>need to restart my 3G because it's lagging
>that means a new ID
>that means I'll lose my hot pink ID
>tfw I kinda like it because it makes me feel like I'm roleplaying a slutty bimbo
Backmarker 12/23/15 (Wed) 20:17:32 e4c8a3 No. 31490
>>31486
britbro confirmed for becoming the perezhilton of Formula 1.
Backmarker 12/23/15 (Wed) 20:20:53 397d76 No. 31491
http://www.f1news.ru/news/f1-109250.html
>Kimi is getting married next summer
>"Together with our son Robin we will always be a strong team. And in New York, we did not get married, but there I found a wedding dress. Next summer I can officially call my lover my husband."
2nd times lucky Kimi
>Announcing this on the day of the biggest F1 couple divorce since Lewis/Dennis
Backmarker 12/23/15 (Wed) 20:25:01 e49e4c No. 31493
>>31491
>posting pics of the wedding dress for Kimi to see
Obviously doesn't believe in bad luck
>or does and is after money
Backmarker 12/23/15 (Wed) 20:38:00 397d76 No. 31495
>>31459
It does help that Vivian has a summer temp job being an ice cream parlour owner and Hanna has never worked as far as I'm aware.
Also Emilia is a sportswoman so it is a bit easier for a relationship between them and it is a lot fucking easier to fly from Monaco to Finland then Monaco to Japan.
Because I think Emilia lives in Finland while Valtteri lives in Monaco. I think.
Backmarker 12/23/15 (Wed) 20:43:26 e49e4c No. 31496
NON WAG POST
>because Hanna isn't a wag anymore. Thanks a lot wagbro.
>>31495
>Hanna has never worked as far as I'm aware.
Interesting subject.
She was studying textile and design, and it was well before the children came along so I assume she graduated. I wonder if she ever did transition form study to employment.
Backmarker 12/23/15 (Wed) 20:45:50 e49e4c No. 31497
>>31496
>website credibility: 0%
Backmarker 12/23/15 (Wed) 20:49:38 e4c8a3 No. 31498
>>31496
>australia still butthurt hannah is death
australia pls
Backmarker 12/23/15 (Wed) 20:50:20 397d76 No. 31499
>>31498
One dad she will turn up at the track unannounced and he will explode.
Backmarker 12/23/15 (Wed) 20:52:36 e4c8a3 No. 31501
>>31499
she's gonna look so different its gonna take a while to recognize her and then he is gonna explode of pure bliss lol.
Backmarker 12/23/15 (Wed) 20:54:16 397d76 No. 31502
>>31500
Well at least you have 1800 posts to prepare yourself for the next get to bring her back.
>mfw I get Emilia next
Backmarker 12/23/15 (Wed) 21:05:58 e4c8a3 No. 31503
>>31502
>>mfw I get Emilia next
don't you dare
Backmarker 12/23/15 (Wed) 21:12:00 397d76 No. 31504
>>31503
At least we have a long time before Valtteri and Emilia get married
Backmarker 12/23/15 (Wed) 21:12:43 e49e4c No. 31505
>>31504
>At least we have a long time before Valtteri and Emilia get divorced
FTFY
Backmarker 12/23/15 (Wed) 21:14:13 397d76 No. 31506
>>31505
>tfw they decide they want to beat Jenson and split before they even get married
It would free up her Olympic fuck schedule.
Backmarker 12/23/15 (Wed) 21:16:13 e4c8a3 No. 31507
>implying Valtteri and Emilia will ever going to split
i mean maybe, in 20 years.
Backmarker 12/23/15 (Wed) 21:19:16 e49e4c No. 31508
>>31507
Only because she's afraid of how he'd react to her leaving
Backmarker 12/23/15 (Wed) 21:27:29 e49e4c No. 31510
>>31509
>waifu kissing you
>not even showing emotion
Face it mexibro, he's a psychopath, and shes scared of him.
Backmarker 12/23/15 (Wed) 21:29:11 e4c8a3 No. 31511
>>31510
>implying Valtteri isn't the alpha male as is above showing emotions
Backmarker 12/23/15 (Wed) 21:32:47 e49e4c No. 31512
>>31511
He's gotten to you too, hasn't he ;__;
Backmarker 12/23/15 (Wed) 21:35:47 e4c8a3 No. 31513
>>31512
not at all, look emotion.
Backmarker 12/23/15 (Wed) 21:39:18 e49e4c No. 31514
>>31513
>dead eyes
>sick grin from knowing how scared she is of him
Backmarker 12/23/15 (Wed) 21:43:42 e4c8a3 No. 31516
>>31514
>implying Valtteri isn't the one scared of Emilia leaving him
he knows he won the lottery and Emilia could get someone better, maybe.
Backmarker 12/23/15 (Wed) 21:45:23 e49e4c No. 31517
File: 1450907123759.jpg (99.18 KB, 1024x683, 1024:683, bottas the last thing youl….jpg )
>>31516
>implying anyone would willing stay with someone this scary
Backmarker 12/23/15 (Wed) 21:46:56 e4c8a3 No. 31518
>>31517
>Bottas
>scary
he is like a big dog, looks scary but has a heart of gold probably.
Backmarker 12/23/15 (Wed) 21:48:37 397d76 No. 31519
Does smugness count as an emotion?
Because half time with Valtteri and Emilia all I see is smugness in his eyes.
He stares at the camera because he knows. He knows you want her.
Also can one of you get a new IP because you are way too close to each other?
Backmarker 12/23/15 (Wed) 21:51:39 caf950 No. 31520
>>31518
>he is like a big dog
>"He's such a nice dog. He's never bitten anyone before."
Backmarker 12/23/15 (Wed) 21:52:15 e4c8a3 No. 31521
>>31519
Yes it counts.
And i don't know, i haven't restarted my browser since i got fiber
Backmarker 12/23/15 (Wed) 21:53:32 397d76 No. 31522
>>31520
Thank you Australia
Backmarker 12/24/15 (Thu) 01:08:07 397d76 No. 31534
At least Egle is here now…I'll miss you Jessy
Backmarker 12/24/15 (Thu) 04:38:59 387199 No. 31536
>>31432
>Jenson and Jessica did not have any financial arrangement before their marriage
he ded
>met Japan-born Jessica in a hotel bar
the genesis of high expectations
>>31439
wow, you're right.
>>31438
>How much lube can I bring if each are in individual 100ml bottles?
be careful, might be limited by airline security
>>31442
are Indy more traditional/less slutty? Is that a good thing or a bad thing?
>>31443
eugh
>>31452
poet
>>31467
i got a similar vibe from jenson.
>>31488
the refusal to take down videos starring the both of them and to take legal action (which, if there are so many supposed character witnesses, would be actionable) makes that /susp/ to me.
Backmarker 12/24/15 (Thu) 05:17:17 397d76 No. 31537
>>31467
>"Jenson is sad about it but is resigned to the fact the marriage is over and there’s no way back."
>tfw they will never be able to bring up Jenson's strong relationship with Japan again when talking about Honda
Also according to the papers the marriage pretty much fell apart after 6 months and for the last 4 they lived separate lives and met at the USGP to end it because it was clearly not working.
If so then Jessica with this guy is hardly an affair. More like getting a slightly early start.
To go 5+ years and then have to end it 6 months after the marriage is horrible. I genuinely loved them as a couple and this whole thing has made me quite sad. It is going to be so weird to see them in different relationships and there is no way Jessica isn't getting pregnant within a year. She wanted kids.
I'm not sure if I'm glad it is the off-season so it doesn't impact on the races or wishing I had races to distract myself from this.
Backmarker 12/24/15 (Thu) 05:48:54 e4c8a3 No. 31538
>>31537
Jenson on fucking suicide watch.
Backmarker 12/24/15 (Thu) 13:58:19 caf950 No. 31541
>>31537
>Also according to the papers the marriage pretty much fell apart after 6 months and for the last 4 they lived separate lives and met at the USGP to end it because it was clearly not working.
When did Jenson begin his sarcastic I don't give a fuck anymore routine?
>might be Jessica that finally made him snap, not McHonda
Backmarker 12/24/15 (Thu) 15:57:39 e4c8a3 No. 31542
>>31540
look, a happy valtteri full of emotions, big smile, eyes shining with life.
Backmarker 12/24/15 (Thu) 16:41:27 397d76 No. 31543
>>31542
>Eyes shining with "I can give her all the christmas stuffing she can handle and not you, you loser"
FTFY
Backmarker 12/24/15 (Thu) 18:19:49 caf950 No. 31544
>>31542
Fuck he's a piece of work
>slapping on a fake smile to make Jenson feel even worse
Backmarker 12/24/15 (Thu) 18:25:55 397d76 No. 31545
>>31544
It doesn't really matter.
Jenson is probably in his apartment, only half-conscious after drinking his heart out wondering how to spend christmas alone.
Backmarker 12/24/15 (Thu) 18:27:14 caf950 No. 31546
>>31545
Meanwhile Jessica can't decide which cock to suck first.
Backmarker 12/24/15 (Thu) 18:29:42 397d76 No. 31547
>>31546
>Jessica sends him texts such "Having the time of my life", "Feeling so full", "You really weren't that big" and "How's dad?"
>Jenson contemplates throwing himself from the window after setting his apartment on fire
Backmarker 12/24/15 (Thu) 20:08:00 e4c8a3 No. 31549
>>31543
i would watch a Bottas/Emilia porn video.
>>31545
>>31547
>implying this isn't britbro wondering how is he gonna survive without the queen of the wags
Backmarker 12/24/15 (Thu) 20:27:31 397d76 No. 31550
>>31549
You know me way too well.
Also just because she no longer a WAG does not mean I will stop keeping up with her.
I still keep tabs on Dasha. She has a new boyfriend.
Backmarker 12/24/15 (Thu) 20:33:00 caf950 No. 31551
>>31550
>I still keep tabs on Dasha. She has a new boyfriend.
Is he a drifter?
:^)
Backmarker 12/24/15 (Thu) 20:47:29 397d76 No. 31552
>>31551
I knew you would bring up that.
It was a one time thing as they had an event in Vladivostok.
She is still doing proper modelling
Backmarker 12/24/15 (Thu) 21:15:04 e4c8a3 No. 31553
>>31552
"modeling" dasha porn when?
Backmarker 12/24/15 (Thu) 21:32:55 397d76 No. 31554
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play. >>31553
She spent so long in Japan it is more likely to be a JAV.
I still want to hear Dasha sing though.
Backmarker 12/24/15 (Thu) 22:37:33 e4c8a3 No. 31555
>>31554
We need to find her gravure video!
also i've never hear talk lol
Backmarker 12/24/15 (Thu) 22:59:36 e4c8a3 No. 31556
Merry Christmas guys, have a fun night and get drunk as fuck.
Backmarker 12/25/15 (Fri) 00:49:50 ca01e2 No. 31557
>>31556
Is it a mexican tradition to get drunk in christmas
Backmarker 12/25/15 (Fri) 00:56:55 e4c8a3 No. 31558
>>31557
its a family gathering and its not usual for people to drink a lot.
Backmarker 12/25/15 (Fri) 04:45:39 7734c8 No. 31559
>>31556
Merry Christmas, Mexibro.
If any family members who are in cartels start to open presents that are ticking, leave the room.
Backmarker 12/25/15 (Fri) 04:46:41 7734c8 No. 31560
>>31557
>Finland being confused by the idea of only getting drunk for special occasions, instead of for breakfast
Backmarker 12/25/15 (Fri) 08:23:01 e4c8a3 No. 31561
so i decided to share the joy of ghetto fireworks with you guys!
Backmarker 12/25/15 (Fri) 18:39:33 397d76 No. 31575
>>31561
Oh are we sharing christmas presents?
Guess what I got?
(Excuse my terrified mother)
Backmarker 12/25/15 (Fri) 19:00:40 e4c8a3 No. 31576
>>31575
>Oh are we sharing christmas presents?
sure, mine got here around November!
and damn, thats cool as fuck, you have a drone now, you can become a F1 paparazzi and stalk Jessica with it lol.
Backmarker 12/25/15 (Fri) 19:04:33 397d76 No. 31577
>>31576
Yeah sure as long they are all deaf
Backmarker 12/25/15 (Fri) 19:05:55 e4c8a3 No. 31578
>>31577
maybe its loud because its inside, on the outside it might be quieter.
Backmarker 12/25/15 (Fri) 19:09:42 397d76 No. 31579
>>31578
Trust me it isn't. Also it only has a 7 minute flying time but I'm just going to buy like 10 batteries so I can just swap them out while the others charge.
Backmarker 12/25/15 (Fri) 19:28:13 e4c8a3 No. 31580
>>31579
should be fine still, drones are becoming more and more common, soon people will just tune out the sounds like they do with helicopter sounds.
7 minutes is still enough time to catch a good part of the bukkakes jessica participates.
Backmarker 12/27/15 (Sun) 00:30:54 492397 No. 31594
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play. >>31579
>tfw you lose track of time and run over 7 minutes
Backmarker 12/27/15 (Sun) 03:43:12 397d76 No. 31598
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play. >Just found out Felipe Nasr has like 5 sisters one of them a loli
No wonder I had trouble figuring out who he was dating at first
Backmarker 12/27/15 (Sun) 04:02:41 397d76 No. 31599
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play. >>31598
>Every time I find a new one another appears
It's a fucking hydra of a family. I'm assuming some of these women have to be aunts/cousins because it is silly.
Luiza Nasr
Patricia Nasr
Flávia Nasr
Eliane Nasr (mother)
Lisa Nasr (loli)
Georgia Nasr
Karla Nasr
Nicole Nasr
Amanda Nasr
Amer Nasr
I guess this is what happens when your family is half Brazilian/half Lebanese.
Got to admit the food looks great though,
Backmarker 12/27/15 (Sun) 08:46:13 397d76 No. 31602
>Get bored
>Jessica/Jenson on my mind
>Remembered that Karen Michibata (Jessica's sister) has a son (Called hugo)
>Wonder who the father is
>There isn't one
>She is a single mother of 2 kids who have different fathers but no one knows who they are.
>Did because she wanted to prove she could do it or some shit
This family is so weird
Backmarker 12/28/15 (Mon) 20:08:52 397d76 No. 31607
>there was a cute moment after the fireman had finally doused the flames from the burnt out audi when they saw the corpses hands entwined
Backmarker 12/28/15 (Mon) 20:11:31 397d76 No. 31608
>There were confused looks at the remains of the Wolff household as they wondered what the weird metal lock they had found in the ash was for
Seriously is everyone trying to join Jenson in some form of suicide pack?
Backmarker 12/28/15 (Mon) 23:41:38 87ba53 No. 31611
>>31608
Maybe that's what the "gassing" incident in Jenson and Jessica's hotel room really was…
Backmarker 12/29/15 (Tue) 04:34:35 8c1e8c No. 31619
>>31607
>Holding hands in car
>not stickshift
>queer
Backmarker 12/29/15 (Tue) 04:37:00 87ba53 No. 31620
>>31619
>not getting a classic car with a bench seat so your QT can hug you as you drive
Backmarker 12/29/15 (Tue) 05:27:18 8c1e8c No. 31621
>>31620
Oh man I want some huge fucking car like a 1959 Oldsmobile 88 so I can have a column shifted manual transmission, a bench seat, 394 cube v8, and a qt on my arm. Bonus points for convertible or hardtop with wraparound glass.
Backmarker 12/29/15 (Tue) 14:34:04 397d76 No. 31623
File: 1451399644967.jpg (84.17 KB, 750x891, 250:297, Emilia_valtteri_I'm_watchi….jpg )
>Valtteri in a permanent position watching my hands to make sure nothing lewd happens. Emilia with a face which screams "Go on, I dare you"
Backmarker 12/29/15 (Tue) 20:02:58 0b5845 No. 31626
>>31623
FTFY
>fucking asshole Bottas
Backmarker 12/29/15 (Tue) 20:09:33 063379 No. 31627
>>31623
dang Emilia is cute
Backmarker 12/29/15 (Tue) 22:01:59 397d76 No. 31629
>>31611
Jenson is actually spending his Christmas drinking himself to death with some big, bearded guys…
Backmarker 12/29/15 (Tue) 22:43:27 397d76 No. 31630
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play. Add another WAG to the music video list
Minttu doesn't even try to look like she wants to be there. Her dancing is so shit.
Backmarker 12/30/15 (Wed) 01:18:55 063379 No. 31631
>>31629
>Jenson confirmed so destroyed by the divorced he has turned to bears for conform
jesus Jenson you are better than this
Backmarker 12/30/15 (Wed) 01:22:12 5147b5 No. 31632
>>31629
Jenson turned to gay?
Backmarker 12/30/15 (Wed) 01:40:46 397d76 No. 31633
>>31631
>>31632
I wish I could provide more info but the ruskies didn't say how they found it and I can't for the life of me find it.
All I know is that Jenson was last seen in LA
Backmarker 12/30/15 (Wed) 03:17:51 0b5845 No. 31634
>>31633
>MI6 in charge of knowing the movements of its own agents
Backmarker 12/30/15 (Wed) 03:41:23 397d76 No. 31637
>>31634
You have watched James Bond before correct?
Thinking about it he is in LA and at bar drinking.
It's not The Rainbow but I'm willing to bet he is drinking to Lemmy.
Backmarker 12/30/15 (Wed) 03:45:40 063379 No. 31638
Backmarker 12/30/15 (Wed) 03:47:01 0b5845 No. 31639
>>31637
>he is in LA
I kinda see "Apsen" on the aprons, but you'd expect "Aspen something" / "Something Aspen" not just a city name.
Backmarker 12/30/15 (Wed) 03:49:18 397d76 No. 31640
>>31637
>>31634
Also I've got more important things to worry about.
Due to poor translations I can't be 100% confident but it seems Nico Mana is about to do something very lewd.
Backmarker 12/30/15 (Wed) 03:50:21 063379 No. 31641
>>31640
FOOT FETISH OIL VIDEOS PLEASE NICO MANA PLEASE!
i mean, oh thats awesome or not depends of your point of view.
Backmarker 12/30/15 (Wed) 04:09:10 0b5845 No. 31642
>>31640
>very lewd
Lewd, or Japan tier lewd?
Backmarker 12/30/15 (Wed) 04:16:14 397d76 No. 31643
>>31641
>>31642
She is having a photo session today and/or has already had one. I'm guessing the model company she works for branches out because I'm pretty sure the words 'Bukkake hall' were translated.
Backmarker 12/30/15 (Wed) 04:19:03 0b5845 No. 31644
>tfw Mana has become a Muslim
Backmarker 12/30/15 (Wed) 04:21:33 397d76 No. 31645
>>31644
It's the grand mosque.
You have to dress up like that. Minttu did it remember.
>>31101
Backmarker 12/30/15 (Wed) 04:24:44 0b5845 No. 31646
>>31645
That's like saying you were only gay when you visited the gaybar gaybar gaybar gaybar woooo
Once you cross the line, you're one forever.
Backmarker 12/30/15 (Wed) 04:25:50 397d76 No. 31647
>>31644
>>31645
Also if she was she would be the qtest muslim in the world.
Backmarker 12/30/15 (Wed) 04:43:35 397d76 No. 31648
>>31646
She did go round the hotel in a bikini with her stomach and arms showing.
Backmarker 12/30/15 (Wed) 04:45:45 0b5845 No. 31649
>>31648
That was before she visited the mosque and became a Mulsim, anon
:^)
Backmarker 12/30/15 (Wed) 04:46:10 0b5845 No. 31650
>>31648
Also,
>tfw no one took creep shots of her
Backmarker 12/30/15 (Wed) 04:52:13 397d76 No. 31651
Okay I think we can take it off red alert.
Seems she just did a santa's little helper photoshoot with one of her toyota race queen teammates.
Could be the tame shots at the start of a gravure set but for now it is okay.
Backmarker 12/30/15 (Wed) 04:53:07 397d76 No. 31652
>>31651
I will buy this set if they are selling…
Backmarker 12/30/15 (Wed) 04:55:41 0b5845 No. 31654
>>31652
>>31651
>photoshoot
>poor lighting
>brick wall backdrop
Got to be more to it than this. They wouldn't fly her to Abby Dabby (assuming that's why she's there atm) for something so shit tier.
Backmarker 12/30/15 (Wed) 05:02:07 397d76 No. 31655
>>31654
No
The abu dhabi stuff is a holiday with her cousin who lives in Abu Dhabi. Nico Mana loves other culture and the world and has always wanted to visit.
This was taken in Osaka. Or at least some of it was.
The girl in >>31647 is her teammate Peach Koyama who also did a set but it was so much better done.
I agree the lighting is utter shit.
Backmarker 12/30/15 (Wed) 05:04:02 0b5845 No. 31656
>>31655
>I agree the lighting is utter shit.
Makeup too.
>face looks red
>they didn't even cover the bruise on her arm
Backmarker 12/30/15 (Wed) 05:11:35 063379 No. 31657
File: 1451452295423.jpg (96.96 KB, 645x780, 43:52, sussiesretardedcousinmaybe….jpg )
>>31651
>>31652
>implying this isn't the start of a hardcore of a female santa cumming to town to get gangbanged by naught children
also… do this look like Wolf's retarded cousin for anyone else?
Backmarker 12/30/15 (Wed) 05:16:30 397d76 No. 31658
>>31656
I think the budget may have been spent on her friend
She is more famous and done big sets before (despite being Nico mana's age)
http://www.bobx.com/race-queen/momo-koyama/series-momo-koyama-0-10-10.html
Backmarker 12/30/15 (Wed) 05:19:16 0b5845 No. 31659
>>31658
She looks like she could use a good rimming
Backmarker 12/30/15 (Wed) 05:22:58 397d76 No. 31660
>>31659
FUCKING FINALLY
I've been waiting for you to make a comment like that for ages so I could post this.
I had hoped it was going to be in relation to Jessica but who cares.
Backmarker 12/30/15 (Wed) 05:29:27 0b5845 No. 31661
>>31660
>pussy eating, not ass
He chickened out at the last minute.
Hot clip tho.
>qt dom best dom
Backmarker 12/30/15 (Wed) 05:37:16 397d76 No. 31664
>>31661
It's like 100x better with the audio.
http://spankbang.com/a8q1/video/wanz+348+kurea+hasumi
Start at around 1:57:00
The Japanese really adds to the dom while they also pull off being qt better then almost anyone else. This doesn't help my yellow fever.
Backmarker 12/30/15 (Wed) 05:42:44 0b5845 No. 31666
>>31664
>500mb for the potato 480p version alone
>tfw only 1gb a day data atm
Fucking kill me
Backmarker 12/30/15 (Wed) 05:44:33 397d76 No. 31667
>>31666
>1gb a day data
How do you even live?
Backmarker 12/30/15 (Wed) 05:45:18 0b5845 No. 31668
Backmarker 12/30/15 (Wed) 05:51:53 387199 No. 31670
Backmarker 12/30/15 (Wed) 05:54:52 063379 No. 31671
>>31668
damn Australia, have to be rough, i use 1gb in like 20 minutes everyday.
Backmarker 12/30/15 (Wed) 15:54:53 397d76 No. 31683
>Wanting an open back dress
>With that tattoo
God dammit Minttu.
I wonder if Valtteri and Emilia will be invited.
Backmarker 12/30/15 (Wed) 18:32:34 5147b5 No. 31685
>>31683
Isn't wedding dress supposed to be a secret or something
Backmarker 12/30/15 (Wed) 18:51:04 e00df5 No. 31687
>>31685
I said that when we saw the first pic
>>31491
>>31493
But this lastest pic shows a few different dresses, so I assume she's not showing off the one she's chosen.
Backmarker 12/31/15 (Thu) 06:41:46 1644b2 No. 31707
>>31683
>tattoo
>whores in white dresses
reeeee!
Backmarker 12/31/15 (Thu) 06:48:14 c0c3a0 No. 31708
>>31707
>god fearing America is mad that she didn't save herself for marriage by only having anal
Backmarker 12/31/15 (Thu) 17:02:09 1644b2 No. 31713
>>31708
I find that they usually do that by sucking dick, and then give up the act entirely by 19
Backmarker 12/31/15 (Thu) 20:29:06 597043 No. 31718
>>31717
you too
t. spending it in the internet (again)
Backmarker 12/31/15 (Thu) 20:32:57 597043 No. 31719
>>31717
Is the other woman Heikki's wife?
Backmarker 12/31/15 (Thu) 20:48:07 34d2d3 No. 31720
>>31718
I just slept through it
>no fucks given
Backmarker 12/31/15 (Thu) 21:14:49 597043 No. 31721
>>31720
I tried (pulled allnighter and went to bed super early trying to fix sleep rhythm) but woke up to the fireworks just now
Backmarker 12/31/15 (Thu) 22:39:27 397d76 No. 31722
>>31717
Happy new year to you to
Backmarker 12/31/15 (Thu) 22:44:55 597043 No. 31723
>>31722
>nico mana all alone
Backmarker 12/31/15 (Thu) 22:49:11 397d76 No. 31724
>>31723
You are never alone when you have Nico in your heart
Backmarker 12/31/15 (Thu) 22:51:18 34d2d3 No. 31725
>>31724
>You are never alone when you have Nico in your heart
and your hand in your panties
Backmarker 12/31/15 (Thu) 22:55:14 397d76 No. 31726
>>31725
She can't be doing that too much. She has to sort out her essay on the Greek bailout
Backmarker 01/01/16 (Fri) 01:41:27 d4b8b4 No. 31729
>300 posts
Better make a new thread before it all goes to shit, Wagbro.
Backmarker 01/01/16 (Fri) 02:40:07 397d76 No. 31731
>>31722
OH SHIT MAX ALMOST DIED WITH MAKELA IN DUBAI
Backmarker 01/01/16 (Fri) 02:41:53 397d76 No. 31732
>>31729
>Had a reply sitting here and not posting because I clicked out of tab before it told me to fill in captcha.
Anyway do we think that is still happening?
I haven't had any problems yet. Maybe the failed transition kicked things back into place?
I'll start to photoshop something together and the moment it starts to get fucked we can move over.
Backmarker 01/01/16 (Fri) 02:51:00 d4b8b4 No. 31734
>>31731
The hotel fire?
>>31732
I wouldn't say it's a desperate thing, but put it on your to do list.
Backmarker 01/01/16 (Fri) 03:28:34 063379 No. 31738
so you guys in the future can you tell me how cool is it?
do we have space cars now? and insta pizzza from like back to the future?
btw its not even 10PM here yet, party starts at 11 and i;nm already tipsy, its gonna be a great year!
Backmarker 01/01/16 (Fri) 03:31:35 d4b8b4 No. 31739
>>31738
>so you guys in the future can you tell me how cool is it?
Everything is worse. Sorry.
Backmarker 01/01/16 (Fri) 03:45:33 397d76 No. 31740
>Nico Mana drives an A-class Mercedes
For a 19 year old that is a decent amount of money…Can I be a grid girl?
Backmarker 01/01/16 (Fri) 03:48:41 928348 No. 31741
>>31740
She probably has a car loan. Weekly payment would still be decent though.
those little hands would make my dick look enormous
Backmarker 01/01/16 (Fri) 03:54:45 397d76 No. 31742
>>31741
I would have thought she would get a company car given that she is a Toyota Gazoo Racing girl.
Maybe she chose this instead because of Nico?
Compare yourself next to a red bull can
Backmarker 01/01/16 (Fri) 03:55:25 063379 No. 31743
>>31740
>implying it wasn't a gif from Nico
Backmarker 01/01/16 (Fri) 04:00:24 9d4c2c No. 31745
>>31742
The standard 250ml (8.4oz.) can measures 13.4cm (~5.2756in.) tall and 16.85cm (~6.6339in.) in circumference.
Backmarker 01/01/16 (Fri) 04:05:06 397d76 No. 31746
>>31745
Don't ask how I know this but:
Red Bull produced 200ml cans exclusively in Japan
Backmarker 01/01/16 (Fri) 04:07:51 9d4c2c No. 31747
File: 1451621271560.jpg (Spoiler Image, 73.19 KB, 500x332, 125:83, 3370036282_790aa1a35a.jpg )
Backmarker 01/01/16 (Fri) 04:22:31 397d76 No. 31749
>>31747
[spoiler]It should be about 11.2cm tall if I've got my calculations right and a small can contains the same amount of air space as in a 250ml can[/spoilers]
Backmarker 01/01/16 (Fri) 05:05:11 063379 No. 31752
>>31744
whatever dude fig if gig
>>31747
<fw no 2 liter red bull cands
nam tjose woulf be awesomw
Backmarker 01/02/16 (Sat) 05:31:38 397d76 No. 31785
This is most likely nothing but in the off chance that it is something I'm going to post it so I can reference it later and look like a god
ignore it for now
Backmarker 01/02/16 (Sat) 05:49:41 d9fb3b No. 31786
>>31785
>mfw she caused Jenson and Jessica's break up by sleeping with Jessica
Backmarker 01/02/16 (Sat) 18:25:13 397d76 No. 31838
>Emilia just being a little cocktease
Though Valtteri must have taken this picture.
Backmarker 01/02/16 (Sat) 20:03:53 d873ea No. 31843
>>31838
It's like she wants me to make comments about rimming her…
Backmarker 01/02/16 (Sat) 20:24:53 397d76 No. 31845
>>31843
>Val, honey, can you stop playing hockey for sec and take a picture
>B..but Emi this our private time together…
>Valtteri please it is just for a friend
>You always say that…
Backmarker 01/03/16 (Sun) 01:16:20 eb9029 No. 31856
>>31838
>>31845
There are already cases of people drowning when they've gone on thin ice, I mean they hardly even have snow that south. Emilia of course is competent swimmer but Bottas…
Backmarker 01/03/16 (Sun) 01:23:40 397d76 No. 31857
>>31856
Emilia taught Bottas to swim.
He cut himself and her a bath for new years day.
Backmarker 01/03/16 (Sun) 01:25:13 fb1cc1 No. 31858
>>31857
>Emilia taught Bottas to swim.
So he was >20 and couldn't even swim? LMAO
Backmarker 01/03/16 (Sun) 01:31:12 397d76 No. 31859
>>31858
Yeah when they met in 2010 (so about 20-21) he couldn't swim
>Starts dating a swimmer despite not knowing how to swim
>Is now engaged
Being an F1 driver and having a nice arse is a great advantage in life.
Last paragraph
Backmarker 01/03/16 (Sun) 01:42:09 397d76 No. 31860
>>31856
By the way you have some seriously weird guys online
>@adikui Upea Nainen! 😍 👌 💐
>@adikui Wautsi! Niin sitä pitää! 😊 👌 @emiliapikkarainen
>@adikui Ă„lyttömän kaunis kuva! 😊 âť„💕@emiliapikkarainen
>@adikui Kyllä olet älyttömän Kaunis Nuorinainen! 😍 👌 😊 @emiliapikkarainen
Almost any post she makes he does that. And he looks so Finnish.
It is beyond stereotypical how 'Finnish' the guy looks.
All he seems to do is workout, run outdoor, masturbate to fitness magazines, comment at Emilia.
Backmarker 01/03/16 (Sun) 01:43:28 f27871 No. 31861
>>31860
That's two more things than I do
Backmarker 01/03/16 (Sun) 02:29:51 397d76 No. 31862
This may seem conflicting with my last post but I finally figured out the house number of Valtteri's summer house.
I can now send Vettel or Valtteri letters.
2 of the drivers most likely to not respond.
Backmarker 01/03/16 (Sun) 02:32:50 f27871 No. 31863
>>31862
Send Emilia a custom Christmas card imo
Backmarker 01/03/16 (Sun) 02:35:19 f27871 No. 31864
>>31863
just realized I have almost the same mark on my dick
can't be mine though, because my head hasn't been pink and sensitive like that for 10 years
tfw
Backmarker 01/03/16 (Sun) 02:37:29 f27871 No. 31865
Backmarker 01/03/16 (Sun) 02:39:58 397d76 No. 31866
>>31863
I was thinking maybe flowers but then I'm not sure how Valtteri would react to Emilia getting random flowers in the mail.
Actually I'm not sure if they do deliver. I assume they do.
Backmarker 01/03/16 (Sun) 02:56:14 34b2f5 No. 31867
>>31866
Need to find Emilia's day to day home address.
>send flowers on valentines day
>sign the card MV33
Backmarker 01/03/16 (Sun) 03:01:00 397d76 No. 31868
>Daily mail being incompetent and saying this is Jessica's dog
It takes one quick look through her instagram to know that isn't her dog but her friends.
It also means one thing. Jessica is back in Hong Kong where this guy lives >>31440
Backmarker 01/03/16 (Sun) 03:04:50 397d76 No. 31869
>>31867
That is probably a helsinki apartment.
She never posts from Monaco so she can't live their with Valtteri.
Actually she posts a lot from that place. She might live there permanently.
Backmarker 01/03/16 (Sun) 03:05:29 34b2f5 No. 31870
>>31868
>Jessica_dog_3.jpg
How many numbers until you get to the bestiality pics?
Backmarker 01/03/16 (Sun) 03:07:20 397d76 No. 31871
>>31870
Does frolicing in pajamas trying to kiss him count?
Backmarker 01/03/16 (Sun) 03:08:51 34b2f5 No. 31872
>>31871
That's exactly the way Bilara got started…
Backmarker 01/03/16 (Sun) 03:21:37 397d76 No. 31874
>>31871
Could be worse let's be fair
Backmarker 01/03/16 (Sun) 03:28:54 34b2f5 No. 31875
>>31874
>implying there's anything wrong with that
Backmarker 01/03/16 (Sun) 03:34:08 397d76 No. 31879
>>31875
Until the salmonella hits.
Time for classy Nico Mana to elevate the mood
Backmarker 01/03/16 (Sun) 07:40:01 397d76 No. 31914
>>31879
Driving in a kimono is impressive.
Backmarker 01/03/16 (Sun) 07:49:32 22520e No. 31915
>>31914
what's the circumference of the steering wheel thickness on a Mercedes A class? :^)
Backmarker 01/03/16 (Sun) 07:54:07 22520e No. 31917
Wagbro, have you been up all night looking at wags?
Backmarker 01/03/16 (Sun) 07:55:32 397d76 No. 31919
>>31917
…..no
I played some Star Wars: Dark Force's somewhere in that time.
Backmarker 01/03/16 (Sun) 10:56:39 397d76 No. 31923
Backmarker 01/03/16 (Sun) 10:57:34 397d76 No. 31924
>>31917
This australia. This is why I stay up.
So I get that feeling when I figure out one of their names and all puzzle piece and searching fall into place.
Admittedly I should have got this one ages ago.
Backmarker 01/03/16 (Sun) 21:22:01 3b9f9e No. 31926
>>31924
>be me
>"she looks a bit manish in that first pic"
>notice her name is Kameron
>Google her name
>see image results
>hmmmm
Backmarker 01/03/16 (Sun) 21:23:50 3b9f9e No. 31927
>>31924
Also, do F1 drivers hate tits or something?
>not sure if /wags/ or /ittybittytittycommittee/
Backmarker 01/03/16 (Sun) 21:34:37 4f0720 No. 31930
>tfw you realize you had a Petronas ID
This is actually a bit saucy
We might be on to a good one.
Backmarker 01/03/16 (Sun) 21:41:45 4f0720 No. 31932
>>31930
>"husband" Feb 2015
Picture of Alex and Kameron together in the gallery, April 2014
http://www.forbes.com/sites/forbeslifestyle/2014/03/31/fast-times-with-chopard-and-f1-driver-alexander-rossi/
So secret marriage?, or epic affair?
Backmarker 01/03/16 (Sun) 21:43:14 397d76 No. 31933
>>31930
I'm going with playful use of the word 'husband'
Backmarker 01/03/16 (Sun) 21:44:07 4f0720 No. 31934
>>31933
That's no fun though.
Backmarker 01/04/16 (Mon) 21:53:47 397d76 No. 31973
>>31785
Okay if this turns out to be true I will personally kill Jenson.
Just fuck you if that is true you potential piece of scum.
>>31927
You might be in luck. Although they are almost certainly fake.
Backmarker 01/04/16 (Mon) 22:15:31 318373 No. 31974
>>31973
>implying that Jessica's outrageous sexual demands didn't drive him to it
Backmarker 01/07/16 (Thu) 20:29:25 397d76 No. 32023
/Next/ is shit so I'm back here
>Toto has children from a previous relationship
How did I only just find this out?
Backmarker 01/07/16 (Thu) 20:39:31 d3cede No. 32024
>>32023
>/Next/ is shit so I'm back here
Me too.
Developer coming in to our thread to tell me to kill myself for complaining about a bug sealed that for me.
I could understand if I was whining on /next/, but to come into our thread to do it…
Meanwhile the only reason I migrated was help them (they need more server load for testing)
>try to help someone
>that someone tells me to kill myself
Backmarker 01/07/16 (Thu) 20:40:39 d3cede No. 32025
>>32023
So Susie is a slutty porno step mum?
Backmarker 01/07/16 (Thu) 20:53:43 397d76 No. 32029
>>32025
Well Susie has never mentioned them.
So I assume they stay with their mother and Toto is basically the super awesome former dad who takes them go karting on the weekends with a bitchy scottish wife who doesn't like them as they represent the previous relationship.
The sort of women who tries to get will's changed in their favour after their partner is dead.
>>32024
Yeah that was bad.
I mean that is how markdown works (I think) where to make a linebreak you have to put a double space at the end of your sentence as well as hitting enter but it doesn't make it any less stupid.
I've got used to it having used reddit but all I do there's spam the space bar to make linebreaks work.
Backmarker 01/07/16 (Thu) 20:58:35 397d76 No. 32030
>>32029
Tested it don't work.
Shit's fucking stupid
Backmarker 01/07/16 (Thu) 21:15:21 01888a No. 32031
>>32030
>Shit's fucking stupid
"It's not stupid, it's a feature"
Backmarker 01/07/16 (Thu) 23:53:21 397d76 No. 32040
>Emilia keeps uploading these arty shots one at a time
Just give me the god damn set
Backmarker 01/08/16 (Fri) 03:25:15 82f315 No. 32045
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>>30320
I'd quite like to be choked by Becks while she's wearing an Omega Speedmaster Professional 145.012, with a smooth leather 4mm padded Hadley-Roma band, with a classic latch.
>As I'm about to pass out she whipsers
>"Es sieht aus wie Sie aus der Zeit sind"
>"It looks like you're out of time"
Backmarker 01/08/16 (Fri) 05:31:21 d3cede No. 32046
>>32045
Oh shit, they found us. I don't know how, but that forum found us…
Backmarker 01/08/16 (Fri) 06:02:08 82f315 No. 32048
>>32046
I wandered over here from /sp/ and stumbled on this post. It actually really appealed to my inner autist.
Backmarker 01/08/16 (Fri) 06:47:06 d3cede No. 32050
>>32048
So you're not a watch pervert?
Backmarker 01/08/16 (Fri) 17:01:28 82f315 No. 32058
>>32050
I wouldn't say so, it's a bit erotic, but nothing beyond that.
Backmarker 01/08/16 (Fri) 17:48:41 38a194 No. 32059
>>32058
>it's a bit erotic
Watch pervert detected
Backmarker 01/08/16 (Fri) 18:29:08 82f315 No. 32061
>>32059
Well shit.
ID 82f315 = Watch Pervert
Backmarker 01/09/16 (Sat) 04:37:35 f88a02 No. 32063
>>32062
Derp, wrong thread
Backmarker 01/10/16 (Sun) 18:18:52 397d76 No. 32105
It's quite creepy how much Gina looks like her dad
Backmarker 01/10/16 (Sun) 21:44:53 5aa702 No. 32108
>>32105
>green cake
Dengeneracy
Backmarker 01/11/16 (Mon) 01:53:39 397d76 No. 32109
>>31741
She has been test driving a Citroen DS3 now so who knows.
>tfw had to draw moon runes into google translate
Backmarker 01/11/16 (Mon) 03:51:31 397d76 No. 32118
I hope google translate is horribly broken because 2ch seem to be saying very nasty things about Nico Mana and I'm not happy about that.
>>31654
Found some more.
Much better taken.
Also found some weird shit about a Japanese stalker or some shit.
Google translate really struggles with Japanese so it is hard to tell.
Backmarker 01/11/16 (Mon) 04:00:10 5aa702 No. 32119
>>32118
>Also found some weird shit about a Japanese stalker or some shit.
That's pretty damn ironic
>the (nico) stalker has become the stalked
Backmarker 01/11/16 (Mon) 04:08:03 397d76 No. 32120
>>32119
>mfw it turns out to be a circular loop and they are actually discussing me
Backmarker 01/11/16 (Mon) 04:10:20 5aa702 No. 32121
>>32120
That did pass my mind
Backmarker 01/11/16 (Mon) 16:24:26 397d76 No. 32164
Looks like a pretty decent pram
Also is that a fucking samsung in the cupholder?
Backmarker 01/11/16 (Mon) 23:05:02 012901 No. 32203
>>32164
>pram
>cupholder
Must be made in America
Backmarker 01/12/16 (Tue) 01:10:14 68ca78 No. 32208
>>32105
It's true what they say about traditionally masculine facial features looking like shit on the daughter. At least the boyfriend is good looking even if he is a starfucker.
>>31740
>glorious nippon doesnt have a legal ban on screens in the driver's view.
>land of the free and home of the whopper does :(
>>32109
>>tfw had to draw moon runes into google translate
how does that work?
>>32164
>Also is that a fucking samsung in the cupholder?
>keeping phones close to a baby
does not inspire confidence in parenting ability.
Backmarker 01/12/16 (Tue) 01:46:46 397d76 No. 32211
>>32208
You just draw each symbol into the google translate app.
You can also just hold your camera up to it and it will translate it.
Backmarker 01/13/16 (Wed) 01:39:41 397d76 No. 32272
Emilia went to a sports gala with Valtteri last night.
Mika was inducted into the Finnish sports hall of fame
Do you want to try and grab the video Aus?
http://www.iltasanomat.fi/muutlajit/art-1452593001216.html
Backmarker 01/13/16 (Wed) 01:53:16 397d76 No. 32275
>Jessica doing a remembrance post to John
He must have been pretty big…in her life
Backmarker 01/13/16 (Wed) 02:02:43 72ddb1 No. 32279
>>32272
I'm just getting it as chunks.
Plus I really don't have the data allowance to download 200mb worth of chunks until I find the full file.
Backmarker 01/13/16 (Wed) 02:03:42 397d76 No. 32281
>>32275
Oh and at this point I'm willing to risk my reputation and state:
Jenson Button is in a relationship with playmate and Miss January 2015, Brittny Ward.
And if I'm not 100% wrong this is the first recent WAG who will have fully exposed her vagina while her driver was still driving.
(Jessica's see through panty shots don't count and Cora did it after Ralf had left)
Backmarker 01/13/16 (Wed) 02:05:10 397d76 No. 32283
>>32279
I'll have a go then.
Minttu got jealous
Backmarker 01/13/16 (Wed) 02:05:58 72ddb1 No. 32285
>>32281
She's so… generic.
Backmarker 01/13/16 (Wed) 02:12:37 397d76 No. 32287
>>32285
She is a playmate from LA and Jenson has a thing for sluts.
Gonna be hilarious when reddit find out because they have Jenson as the suave and sophisticated chap and that even got to the point of people saying Jessica was an elegant woman who doesn't show herself off (clearly not googling her name)
Backmarker 01/13/16 (Wed) 02:14:55 72ddb1 No. 32290
>>32287
>She is a playmate from LA and Jenson has a thing for sluts.
Perhaps Jessica's undoing was cleaning up her act.
>>32281
>the first recent WAG who will have fully exposed her vagina
I wonder how long until one exposes her asshole :^)
Backmarker 01/13/16 (Wed) 02:21:34 397d76 No. 32293
>>32290
I wouldn't be surprised if he just got bored.
The marriage just made it all too real for him and he prefered the casual relationship they had
Backmarker 01/14/16 (Thu) 00:56:10 dd1cf8 No. 32318
>>32281
how tall is she?
also that's pretty nice as far as vagina aesthetics go.
>>32283
bretty good legs for a woman that's been preggers.
>>32293
Jenson confirmed for licking other men's ejaculate from vaginas and enjoying it.
Backmarker 01/14/16 (Thu) 01:07:02 397d76 No. 32319
>>32272
>>32283
Gave up found some more qt babble
It looks like it was a good event. Even Emilia's pole dancing friend won an award. She even performed on stage.
>>32318
>Born: May 22, 1990 (age 25)
>Sacramento, California, USA
>Measurements:
>Bust: 32C
>Waist: 25
>Hips: 35
>Height: 5 ft 10 in (1.78 m)
>Weight: 130 lb (59 kg)
Backmarker 01/14/16 (Thu) 01:10:10 dd1cf8 No. 32320
>>32319
>Gave up found some more qt babble
>>32319
>>Born: May 22, 1990 (age 25)
>
>>Sacramento, California, USA
>
>>Measurements:
>
>>Bust: 32C
>
>>Waist: 25
>
>>Hips: 35
>
>>Height: 5 ft 10 in (1.78 m)
>
>>Weight: 130 lb (59 kg)
Noice
Backmarker 01/14/16 (Thu) 01:31:18 397d76 No. 32321
May as well explain why it is her
Brittny lives in LA
Jenson flew into to LA for his winter holiday
This picture >>31785 was uploaded by her friend on instagram before being deleted very quickly after. In the background is Jenson and Brittny (assumed but it definitely looks like Jenson's ear).
At the new year Brittny uploaded this photo from Cabo San Lucas in Mexico.
On Strava the same day Jenson uploaded his run. From Cabo San Lucas in Mexico.
And finally Jenson sister started following, stopped following her and then followed a Playmates fan account.
This is a women who has never at any point made any indication she like nude models in anyway
Backmarker 01/14/16 (Thu) 04:47:52 03f0c7 No. 32324
>>32321
>This is a women who has never at any point made any indication she like nude models in anyway
inb4 you find out you've accidentally discovered that Jenson's sister is a lesbo and dating a playmate.
Backmarker 01/14/16 (Thu) 06:57:19 dd1cf8 No. 32327
>>32324
that'd be kinda cool.
Backmarker 01/14/16 (Thu) 06:58:33 dd1cf8 No. 32328
>>32327
y'know because lipstick lesbians are rare enough that one comes to believe that they're an invention of the porn industry.
Backmarker 01/14/16 (Thu) 13:25:20 2bd05c No. 32345
>>32328
especially ones that are in to rimming
Backmarker 01/14/16 (Thu) 15:20:14 28ece3 No. 32350
>>32321
You should work for a tabloid.
Backmarker 01/14/16 (Thu) 19:09:26 cff4aa No. 32354
>>32320
she's almost taller than jenson.
that must be a departure to go from jessica to this girl with legs up to here.
Backmarker 01/14/16 (Thu) 19:32:13 397d76 No. 32355
>>32354
to be fair Jessica has got a decent amount of leg for her size and they are one of her nicest features.
Backmarker 01/14/16 (Thu) 20:22:57 2bd05c No. 32356
>>32355
>2nd pic
worst crop ever
Backmarker 01/14/16 (Thu) 21:37:00 397d76 No. 32358
>>32356
The video of that shoot is so much better then the photos they got out of it.
The director must have been blind.
And that shot would have been her best arse shot since this one.
Just ridiculous.
Backmarker 01/14/16 (Thu) 23:30:14 09e923 No. 32361
>>32358
I bet Terry Richardson has better ones
>ultra closeups of her little pink asshole
>pic related, I had a mental blank on his name, google doesn't pull any punches
Backmarker 01/15/16 (Fri) 00:09:45 397d76 No. 32364
>>32361
There is a lot of nude shots he has done with models who are uncredited and not fully in shot.
I have wondered if she was in any of them but most of have no time associated with them. I know she was with Terry roughly around July 24th 2006.
This is just going to keep fueling the recurring dream I get where I kidnap her and force her to confess shit.
That time in her blog was great though because she uploaded the original sized photos, always had ridiculously bad red eye and looked she was weighing up fucking the cameraman with every picture.
Backmarker 01/15/16 (Fri) 00:47:38 cff4aa No. 32367
>>32364
>wanting a creepy old man (who gets off to rubbing his wrinkled willy on naive women who are stupid enough to think this is a good idea while he insists that they call him uncle) to have molested your slut waifu
Backmarker 01/15/16 (Fri) 01:04:05 397d76 No. 32368
>>32367
Emilia is the waifu. Jessica is the full slutfu.
I just want to hear her say it.
Into a microphone.
Completly naked.
While tied up.
On a fuck machine.
Which I then release the footage of.
By that point I usually wake up.
She could admit many other things of course:
Is the dildo plunging into her bigger than Jenson?
Who was her first fuck?
Did she have an affair?
Has she ever had an abortion?
Did she have a threeway with Jenson's dad?
What does she like for dinner?
Has she fucked her sisters?
Backmarker 01/15/16 (Fri) 01:16:14 09e923 No. 32369
>>32368
>What does she like for dinner?
Obviously
Backmarker 01/15/16 (Fri) 01:23:26 397d76 No. 32370
>>32369
Well the other part of the fantasy is that the dildo cums with an injection unit.
But this is starting to delve into the depraved parts of my mind.
Backmarker 01/15/16 (Fri) 01:25:49 09e923 No. 32371
>>32370
ever giving her a massive milk enema and forced her to hold it?
Backmarker 01/15/16 (Fri) 01:28:40 397d76 No. 32372
>>32371
I should have realised that was coming but we have different fantasies.
Backmarker 01/15/16 (Fri) 01:31:12 09e923 No. 32373
>>32372
you don't make her hold it? :^)
Backmarker 01/15/16 (Fri) 01:44:49 397d76 No. 32374
We really should not have sent our criminals to the colonies…
>>32373
No in my relatively tame fantasy now in comparison I basically Fritzl her for a while until the pregnancy is too far along for abortion/mindbreak before dumping her at the side of the road naked to be found.
Backmarker 01/15/16 (Fri) 03:37:47 eaf81f No. 32378
>>32374
>dumping her at the side of the road naked to be found
Just saying…
Backmarker 01/15/16 (Fri) 03:41:52 eaf81f No. 32379
Backmarker 01/15/16 (Fri) 18:56:15 397d76 No. 32414
Japanese Car shows operate differently then what I'm used to
>That girl behind him who looks disgusted
Backmarker 01/16/16 (Sat) 01:23:57 063379 No. 32428
>>32371
>>32374
in what goddamn world impregnating a girl and leaving naked on the side of the road for the whole to know she was raped and humiliated is better than a giving someone an enema and making them hold it?
i mean physiologically the enema girl is gonna be "fine" , only you and her knows she was pushed into an enema, the other girl is gonna have her mind destroyed by the world's pity plus having the burden to carry a child of rape.
Like jesus britbro Australia is sexually crazy but you go for the lasting physiological damage.
Backmarker 01/16/16 (Sat) 01:35:12 397d76 No. 32429
>>32428
MEXIBROOOOOO
YAY
I read one too many hentai as a child (specifically that exact storyline but with a loli) but like…butt stuff.
And not just any butt stuff but excessive butt stuff.
Plus at least mine is a properly natural process. Find me an animal which will give it's partner an enema (And no an overexcited elephant with a curious trunk does not count)
Backmarker 01/16/16 (Sat) 02:12:13 063379 No. 32431
>>32429
no you are not getting out of this by bringing the animal world into this.
animals don't kidnap a girl, rape her until she's pregnant, keep her captive for months until the pregnancy into its later stages, dump her into the road and leave her naked and alone for the world to see.
The enema thing would at best last like a few hours, couple of days maybe.
Backmarker 01/16/16 (Sat) 02:53:45 397d76 No. 32434
>>32431
Now just hang on a second here.
Australia brought in the enemea after we had kidnapped her, forced her onto a fuck machine and then sexually tortured her until she revealed her deepest personal secrets on camera. She has already been pretty mind broken.
I feel the term 'fritzl' might just have had a slight negative connotation in this conversation.
She is not just going to be locked up in a small cellar for occasional forceful rape. She is not going to be fearful of the door in case it was electric. She is not going to have to use ultraviolet lights to stay healthy.
I'm not an evil dick.
In my severe fantasies I'm a super rich hugh hefner type who has a private mansion in some dense forest in the middle of nowhere. (Don't ask about power generation - dealing with utilities is not part of a healthy sexual fantasy).
She would be well looked after. The health of both her and the baby would be of the highest priority. She would be free to roam the mansion including the lush garden. She would have her favourite meals.
Yes there would be some sex and she wouldn't be able to leave but it would be caring. Forceful but caring.
The important thing is the mindbreak. The point where current playful and teasy Jessica (remember this only for Jessica. Emilia or anyone else would never, ever, ever be apart of this) turns into full on brown-elf slutfu who wants the dick constantly and parades around the mansion naked at all times.
Getting her to the point where you don't need to have any security on her or she would never think or even want to call Jenson (unless I told her to). Yes that is completely stripping of part of her humanity and making her nothing more than life sized fleshlight but god dammit she is mine and I want her to be obscene.
The dumping her at the side of the road is solely to reveal the thing to Jenson (this fantasy now ruined by the divorce). The scene of Jenson visiting the psych ward she is being kept at and seeing his heavily pregnant wife claw desperately at the doctor's crotch to try get some kind of relief while moaning about dick clearly oblivious to him and the world. After that we can break in kidnap her back and she can live happily ever after at the mansion.
That is the level my mind gets to when I'm bored at work and that isn't even the worst of the 'fantasies' like that.
I'm getting a new PC by the way.
Backmarker 01/16/16 (Sat) 03:04:38 063379 No. 32435
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>>32434
what the fuck did i just read.
i leave for a few days and you 2 become a pair of kidnappers, rapers, mental breakers, with weird ass fantasies.
Backmarker 01/16/16 (Sat) 03:29:50 397d76 No. 32436
>>32435
YOU WERE GONE.
YOU WERE THE PERSON HOLDING US TO THE EDGE OF SANITY
Really it's not a seriously huge sexual fantasy more just curious at the logistical nightmare and obscenity of it (my normal level fetish is just asians).
I mean the other 'fantasy' involves me carefully amputating all her limbs off.
Blinding her before connecting her up to breathing, feeding and waste pipes.
Burying her in a very small box encased in concrete 12m below the house.
And connecting the whole thing via computers to the surface to monitor her.
That one is well beyond sexual gratification. I actually read that fantasy once and it was so mental that my brain just remembered it perfectly. When I'm bored it pops in every so often and I just think about myself going through the stages and then wondering how could I make it even more obscene. Like cutting off her oxygen supply for small periods at a time or some other stupid shit.
This is like when you imagine how you would get away with murder or have a painless suicide where no one would find your body and so it just looks like you ran away. Both of which I have put some thought to.
Also lets be fair Australia has always had his weird ass fantasies.
Backmarker 01/16/16 (Sat) 03:40:02 063379 No. 32437
>>32436
>mfw britbro is actually a megalomaniac murderer
>meanwhile my most recent fantasies involve building a computer with so many RGB lights that people will mistake it by an aurora borealis.
Backmarker 01/16/16 (Sat) 03:41:20 cff4aa No. 32438
>>32436
the distinction beyond the obvious is that australia actually wants to carry this shit out, britbro just lives in a prison nation and read weird shit once so he thinks about this occasionally
>>32437
that's a pretty cool fantasy
Backmarker 01/16/16 (Sat) 03:43:58 cff4aa No. 32439
>realize that australia is still a prison and britain has become one
Romain and guttierez need to save america
Backmarker 01/16/16 (Sat) 03:46:37 397d76 No. 32440
>>32437
If it makes it any worse my new PC has no lights as I prefer the clean look.
>>32438
Yeah but if it was going to happen it would probably happen here. We have got enough sickos.
Can you imagine the media coverage for pulling her out of the box though?
A brilliant combo of the shock and horror of Fritzl with the tension of the chilean mining disaster.
Backmarker 01/16/16 (Sat) 03:52:23 063379 No. 32441
>>32440
>If it makes it any worse my new PC has no lights as I prefer the clean look.
thats because you are old, bitter and live in a country that only knows the color gray on the skies.
But its fine, not everyone can shine with life.
>new pc
tell me at least it has a skylane processor an a 970/390 and 16 gigs of ram britbro.
>>32438
i know right? the NZXT Hue+ can add up to 8 light strips which is fantastic, Asus announced recently a mothearboard with 3 RGB lighting zones and that can support up to 4 rgb strips which sounds pretty dump but in the hunt for color every bit matters, CES was great for RGB, RGB on everything, there is a water pump with rgb lighting too.
Backmarker 01/16/16 (Sat) 03:55:43 cff4aa No. 32442
>>32441
>NZXT Hue+
read that as pic related
Backmarker 01/16/16 (Sat) 03:58:38 397d76 No. 32443
>>32441
Well the ram is only part to have arrived so far (I would have more if the postman wasn't a lazy dick and just slipped in the 'You weren't in' message instead of knocking) but yeah 16gb which I'm pretty sure is more then I have owned in my life combined.
Backmarker 01/16/16 (Sat) 04:03:45 063379 No. 32444
>>32442
sounds dumb as fuck but it looks like this with 3 strips https://youtu.be/dYnULV8aC7E?t=8s
it is pretty cool
>>32443
>AMD
>Radeon
>Seagate
>Corsair power supply and SSD
>DDR3 ram
>this cost you more than my pc
Backmarker 01/16/16 (Sat) 04:06:20 cff4aa No. 32446
>>32444
at ~1000 pounds sterling without a gaming focus I was pretty impressed at the build.
Backmarker 01/16/16 (Sat) 04:08:24 397d76 No. 32448
>>32443
Now that I think about it, it has to be at least twice as much then I have ever owned.
The one I'm on has 4gb and is the best PC I've owned.
I think I've had 2 PC's before this one (stretched over very long lifespans) and the best game I remember playing on the first one was Frank's Adventure.
Backmarker 01/16/16 (Sat) 04:10:17 cff4aa No. 32449
>>32444
no lga 2011 ddr4 build with anything but one of the badly binned processors was going to happen at that price.
>>32448
of note, that PC has a HUGE capacity for multi monitor because it has fucktons of VRAM
Backmarker 01/16/16 (Sat) 04:11:24 cff4aa No. 32450
>>32444
cool, make sure no one who sees it has epilepsy ;)
Backmarker 01/16/16 (Sat) 04:14:23 397d76 No. 32452
>>32449
I have had that planned for a while as the desk I'm on is basically got a load of space either side of the screen so three screens would fit perfectly.
Backmarker 01/16/16 (Sat) 04:15:03 063379 No. 32454
>>32449
>not just getting an Intel CPU
>>32450
lol
>hey cuz! wanna see something funny?!
>cuz u okay man? u got rabbies or something man? why u shaking
Backmarker 01/16/16 (Sat) 04:28:33 cff4aa No. 32456
>>32454
>cuz u okay man? u got rabbies or something man? why u shaking
hahaha I actually laughed aloud at that one.
>>32452
Cool, also do make sure to apply the thermal paste properly (i have seen experienced people fuck this up before)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-hNgFNH7zhQ
Backmarker 01/16/16 (Sat) 04:35:59 397d76 No. 32458
>>32456
I know. Pea or uncooked grain of rice. Whatever you food choice of measurement is
I've watched both him and Linus. And I help build my dad's PC.
Backmarker 01/16/16 (Sat) 04:36:05 063379 No. 32459
>>32456
>mfw i did line method
Backmarker 01/16/16 (Sat) 04:38:58 cff4aa No. 32460
>>32459
except for the obvious
>lol 970
that's a nice build
Backmarker 01/16/16 (Sat) 04:39:56 063379 No. 32461
>>32458
to be fair you are gonna use a noctua heatsink and fan, you could probably spit on it and it'd be just fine.
Backmarker 01/16/16 (Sat) 04:40:10 cff4aa No. 32462
>>32458
>>32459
I used to do the spread with plastic shit. I used to do this before the internet was full of useful advice. I have since reformed.
Backmarker 01/16/16 (Sat) 04:42:48 063379 No. 32463
>>32460
it was a 970 or a video card that fries because the drivers came out botched and fans didn't spin faster than 20%(AMD).
So yeah.
someday i'll get 2 980ti.
Backmarker 01/16/16 (Sat) 04:44:39 cff4aa No. 32464
>>32463
>video card that fries because the drivers came out botched and fans didn't spin faster than 20%(AMD).
Not a fanboy, just curious which one this was.
I had an amd 6870 inside an HTPC that sat in a cabinet without a case fan and that thing's been trucking for years now.
Backmarker 01/16/16 (Sat) 04:46:13 063379 No. 32465
>>32464
http://wccftech.com/amd-crimson-driver-update-released-should-fix-fan-throttling-issue/
>AMD has released the update to their Crimson Edition driver that should resolve the fan throttling issue. This is where the fan profile was somehow stuck at around 20% or below, leading to overheating that might be the direct or indirect cause of damage.
Backmarker 01/16/16 (Sat) 04:48:05 cff4aa No. 32466
>>32465
Interesting.
(not that this isn't a problem) I've found that the cards will automatically downclock to prevent damage regardless of fan setting
Backmarker 01/16/16 (Sat) 04:52:50 063379 No. 32467
>>32466
it still killed several cards before the issue was discovered and addressed.
Backmarker 01/16/16 (Sat) 04:53:35 cff4aa No. 32468
Backmarker 01/16/16 (Sat) 12:15:28 64dee4 No. 32475
>>32458
>I know. Pea or uncooked grain of rice. Whatever you food choice of measurement is
I put mine on with a brush :^)
>it's gallium based
>don't let it touch aluminium or it will make it fall apart
>like such: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FaMWxLCGY0U
Backmarker 01/16/16 (Sat) 12:42:58 397d76 No. 32476
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play. >Nico Mana presenting at the Toyota booth at Tokyo Auto Salon
Being a grid girl seems fun.
Backmarker 01/16/16 (Sat) 12:47:51 397d76 No. 32477
>>32476
And despite being in Tokyo she managed to hover hand nico.
You can tell she is trying to figure out the best way to steal it.
Backmarker 01/16/16 (Sat) 13:01:49 e4e329 No. 32478
>>32476
>Being a grid girl seems fun
Backmarker 01/16/16 (Sat) 22:02:36 cff4aa No. 32486
>>32475
that's fucking cool.
Backmarker 01/17/16 (Sun) 02:36:25 397d76 No. 32508
>Emilia gets cocomax delivered
Also this must mean she lives in an helsinki apartment where they she has to pick her parcels up at the ground floor.
Is it possible to reverse scan the barcode to figure the delivery address?
Backmarker 01/17/16 (Sun) 03:00:03 063379 No. 32510
>>32508
no, stop right there, don't you dare, no, fucking stop.
Emilia is untouchable, untraceable, unkinappable(???), she is too pure for this britain, too fucking pure.
Backmarker 01/17/16 (Sun) 03:09:04 397d76 No. 32511
>>32510
It's alright those are the just the barcodes for the cocomax not delivery address barcodes
And anyway as I pointed out it was only Jessica.
I do not include Emilia into my sexual thoughts.
I would send her some flowers and a note wishing her good luck at the olympics.
In fact I'd do that and sign it 'love from Mexibro'.
Backmarker 01/17/16 (Sun) 03:17:46 063379 No. 32512
>>32511
ok fine, i'll believe you.
But if she disappears for longer than a week i'll at least know in which country start looking for the body.
Backmarker 01/17/16 (Sun) 03:23:09 397d76 No. 32514
>>32512
fucking hell I wouldn't kill her.
Also you would just find my body because Valtteri would have got me first.
Backmarker 01/17/16 (Sun) 03:28:25 063379 No. 32515
>>32514
honestly i think its better if you murder her to all those other awful things.
But yeah i can relax, Valtteri got this.
Backmarker 01/17/16 (Sun) 03:31:56 25b7b5 No. 32516
>>32512
>Emila is kill
>her body is found in the UK
>wagbro brought in for questioning
>"why'd you do it, wagbro"
>"I.. I didn't"
>"look at her wagbro"
>detective places some gory crime scene photos on the table
>"why'd you do it, wagbro?"
>wagbro looks at the photos
>Emilia's has been decapitated
>a chainsaw sits next to her body
>"I didn't do it, but I think I know who did…"
Backmarker 01/17/16 (Sun) 03:35:19 397d76 No. 32517
>>32516
>implying I wouldn't bargain the info for a copy of the photos for archiving purpose.
I've already got Jennifer's bleeding and cut open foot.
Backmarker 01/17/16 (Sun) 03:52:39 063379 No. 32518
>>32516
>implying i would ever kill Emilia
someone is trying to incriminate me.
Backmarker 01/17/16 (Sun) 04:18:17 397d76 No. 32519
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play. >>32518
I think it might be the police.
Them seem to have set up the whole thing just so they can pretend they are film noir detectives, who can come in and slam down folders full of images from the crimescene in front of suspect at the interrogation table. All the while heavily smoking trying to get some kind of confession out of me.
They get a fake lead so they can have the time to monologue to themselves while driving there. Through the rain of course (it adds atmosphere)
The constabulary do get bored.
Backmarker 01/17/16 (Sun) 05:40:20 25b7b5 No. 32524
>>32519
>The constabulary
Is CUNTstable a thing in the UK too?
>get pulled over: "what seems to be the problem, CUNTstable?"
Backmarker 01/17/16 (Sun) 05:49:47 397d76 No. 32525
>>32524
I've watched a lot of Road Wars and from all the people getting pulled over for speeding and/or no tax/insurance I don't think I have ever actually heard that.
Backmarker 01/17/16 (Sun) 05:52:35 25b7b5 No. 32527
>>32525
The trick is being subtle about it.
Backmarker 01/17/16 (Sun) 06:01:09 063379 No. 32529
how the fuck do i osiris?
i'm not tanky when i build tanky, i don't dps when i build dps, i don't do either when i build mixed.
Backmarker 01/17/16 (Sun) 06:03:20 063379 No. 32530
>>32529
well fuck this is why i don't post when i play videogames.
wrong fucking board.
Backmarker 01/17/16 (Sun) 06:04:18 397d76 No. 32531
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play. >>32527
To be fair the people who get nicked on Road Wars don't really do subtle and aren't deserving of that much sympathy.
The girl from the first 13 minutes is just pure comedy.
Backmarker 01/17/16 (Sun) 19:06:55 cff4aa No. 32542
>>32519
Also yeah. the uk police cant solve real crimes like illegal immigration, thuggery, and paki rape gangs so they go after wagsbro.
Backmarker 01/17/16 (Sun) 19:08:19 cff4aa No. 32543
>>32508
does instagram scrub exif data?
Backmarker 01/17/16 (Sun) 19:27:07 397d76 No. 32545
>>32543
Yes
Facebook and Instagram wipe it.
Backmarker 01/18/16 (Mon) 00:33:56 397d76 No. 32546
>Mana has been more fun on twitter
>A number of videos of her laughing and having fun
>Got to dance on stage with the muscle guys to Macho Man
I'm hoping they are gay.
Rosberg still loves you Sugiyama.
Backmarker 01/18/16 (Mon) 01:12:58 063379 No. 32547
>>32546
>that third pic
too late, she has already been taken by japanese dick.
Backmarker 01/18/16 (Mon) 01:19:07 397d76 No. 32548
>>32547
Best I can hope for is that she moaned Nico's name
>N..n..nico..oh….I'm…sor…ah…sorry
>I'm..going..to…ahhhh…cum…with..someone..fuck… who..is…not…Nico
>EYYYAHH I'M CUMMING
Backmarker 01/18/16 (Mon) 01:25:03 063379 No. 32549
>>32548
Best you can hope is she never gets blacked.
Backmarker 01/18/16 (Mon) 01:27:53 397d76 No. 32550
>>32549
Even if she is no longer innocent she still was a Nico supporter, she built up a resistance.
Backmarker 01/18/16 (Mon) 02:39:35 cff4aa No. 32551
>>32547
If it's japanese dick, her hymen may still be intact.
>not that that means anything to us cultured westerners, but to our indonesian friends…
Not kidding this is a thing that can happen
Source: personal experience
Backmarker 01/18/16 (Mon) 14:21:41 30a3d5 No. 32555
>>32551
>Source: personal experience
TIL: America has a tiny Japanese penis.
Backmarker 01/18/16 (Mon) 19:49:27 cff4aa No. 32558
>>32555
Fucked up, should have been clearer. Whoops.
No, the girl in question's previous boyfriend had a tiny japanese penis.
Backmarker 01/21/16 (Thu) 00:14:36 397d76 No. 32704
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play. >Sutil leaves Williams reserve role for job outside F1
It is with great sadness that I must move Adrian Sutil and therefore Jennifer becks from the current driver folder to the Ex-driver folder.
Out of all the WAGs I have downloaded in my travels she was the most….blonde
Backmarker 01/21/16 (Thu) 00:22:39 063379 No. 32705
>>32704
nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Jennifeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer
Backmarker 01/21/16 (Thu) 00:27:56 397d76 No. 32706
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>>32705
We mourn now but out of this darkness light will come.
Or in fact Hulk's GF will start posting her tits again. Good enough.
Backmarker 01/21/16 (Thu) 00:30:49 063379 No. 32707
>>32706
hulk's gf a shit
brunettes a shit
dark hair a shit
Blondes + redhead a best!
Backmarker 01/21/16 (Thu) 00:35:42 397d76 No. 32708
>>32707
A redhead GF would be a nice addition to the collection.
We've never had one.
Backmarker 01/21/16 (Thu) 00:51:44 397d76 No. 32709
I forgot there is Rossi's GF who is blonde.
The girl on the right is her friend who is pretty much the textbook definition of a American, blonde, dumb party girl.
Backmarker 01/21/16 (Thu) 17:32:12 cd23d3 No. 32736
>>32706
I still miss Laura.
She was actually classy.
Backmarker 01/21/16 (Thu) 19:14:09 397d76 No. 32739
Is it actually possible to be more qt?
Backmarker 01/21/16 (Thu) 19:25:04 cd23d3 No. 32740
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>>32739
>Is it actually possible to be more qt?
Backmarker 01/21/16 (Thu) 20:49:37 063379 No. 32744
>>32708
she looks uber cute on the second one.
Backmarker 01/21/16 (Thu) 21:52:44 cff4aa No. 32752
>>32740
I never noticed van der garde in that one.
>>32706
she has a really nice body but she's kind of plain and her face is kind of severe
>>32709
>not hot
>stereotypical american party girl
>trashy
what is the point?
It's not like women know how bad rossi is at driving, he could do better.
Backmarker 01/23/16 (Sat) 14:28:13 397d76 No. 32954
And if we needed anymore confirmation
There is the two of them.
I expect mainstream media to pick this up now.
Backmarker 01/23/16 (Sat) 18:34:52 678382 No. 32958
>>32954
inb4 Jessica posts a pic with an entire football team
Backmarker 01/23/16 (Sat) 18:45:09 397d76 No. 32959
>>32958
Nah Jessica on some girls trip with some friends and her mum in the phillipines I think. I think she is clean.
Where as Jenson is in west hollywood at this mexican restaurant getting smashed.
And Chris Buncombe is there because he follows Jenson around everywhere.
Backmarker 01/23/16 (Sat) 18:51:33 397d76 No. 32960
>>32958
>>32959
Also the major opinion now is that Jenson's press officer lied when he came out with "There was no one else" and in fact Jenson had already got involved with Brittny. The thing with Jessica was mostly just bullshit.
I'm okay with this.
Backmarker 01/23/16 (Sat) 18:53:24 678382 No. 32961
>>32960
Kind of ironic that we painted Jessica as a cheating whore all these years….
Backmarker 01/23/16 (Sat) 18:55:40 678382 No. 32962
>>32954
>I expect mainstream media to pick this up now.
inb4 Joe Shithead claims he broke the story
Backmarker 01/23/16 (Sat) 18:59:57 063379 No. 32964
so Jenson confirmed for ultra alpha male? cheating on her whore wife before she cheated on him more ?
Backmarker 01/23/16 (Sat) 19:08:42 678382 No. 32967
>>32964
>so Jenson confirmed for ultra alpha male?
Don't think so.
Cuckqueaning her for years would have been the ultra alpha male thing to do.
Backmarker 01/23/16 (Sat) 19:28:14 397d76 No. 32974
>>32967
He may very well have done that
>tfw he fucked her sister behind her back like my favourite JAV
http://jav68.me/watch/pppd-340-her-sister-seduce-me-with-big-boobs-and-cum-ok-julia-154103
>That reveal at the end with his GF breaking down and big sis calling her a pathetic loser
Backmarker 01/23/16 (Sat) 19:32:14 678382 No. 32977
>>32974
God damn it wagbro.
>I get unlimited data fiber internet
>2 days later you link me a site that streams what appears to be hundreds of full length JAV movies
Are you trying to make me injure my penis or something?
Backmarker 01/23/16 (Sat) 19:36:52 397d76 No. 32982
>>32977
Use it and abuse it.
Though I seriously wish JAV's had subs.
Backmarker 01/23/16 (Sat) 19:51:07 063379 No. 32984
>>32982
>Though I seriously wish JAV's had subs.
Backmarker 01/23/16 (Sat) 20:52:52 678382 No. 32986
>>32984
>subs
Took me a while to realise you meant subtitles.
Backmarker 01/24/16 (Sun) 16:59:22 e430a4 No. 33011
>>32959
what is that creature in the center and why is the blonde touching it?
Backmarker 01/24/16 (Sun) 17:13:47 397d76 No. 33012
>>33011
It wishes to believe it is a 'BigBeyonce'
I'm worried for it's level of delusion.
Backmarker 01/24/16 (Sun) 21:43:54 397d76 No. 33024
>Emilia just received 10K in preparation money for the Olympics by the city of Vantaa
I don't think she is 100% qualified but she is expected to make it.
She did recently qualify for the Euro aquatic championships.
Backmarker 01/24/16 (Sun) 22:26:46 bf6ebc No. 33025
>>33024
>inb4 she doesn't qualify and Valtteri does a Tonya Harding on the girl who beat her
Backmarker 01/24/16 (Sun) 22:33:37 397d76 No. 33026
>>33025
The only reason she wouldn't qualify would be if issues with her teeth cropped up again or if she got ill like she did in 2014 when she had serious a mycoplasma infection which meant she had to miss all competitions.
Backmarker 01/24/16 (Sun) 22:43:16 397d76 No. 33027
>>33026
>>33025
Also it would be a tag team effort by Him and Jukka Pikkarainen which would scare anybody
Backmarker 01/24/16 (Sun) 23:10:34 397d76 No. 33028
>>33027
This made me realise something.
I have no idea who here mother is.
She has never shown up.
Backmarker 01/24/16 (Sun) 23:20:28 397d76 No. 33029
>tfw you tell Ron that you are training
Backmarker 01/24/16 (Sun) 23:25:00 bf6ebc No. 33030
>>33027
Pretty sure that's Johnny Herbert ;^)
Backmarker 01/25/16 (Mon) 00:03:41 397d76 No. 33033
>Max took Mikaela on a flight filled with Dani Pedrosa, Daniil Kvyat, Carlos Sainz, Marc Marquez and The Bully
To the mile high club.
Backmarker 01/25/16 (Mon) 00:14:36 bf6ebc No. 33035
>>33033
WTF is he doing?
>go on lads trip
>bring your girlfriend
Backmarker 01/25/16 (Mon) 00:17:57 397d76 No. 33036
>>33035
Especially when all the lads are older than you and could easily overpower you.
Backmarker 01/25/16 (Mon) 00:27:34 397d76 No. 33037
Nico Mana pls be careful.
Don't Schumi yourself.
I don't want to imagine Nico crying over your comatosed body.
Backmarker 01/25/16 (Mon) 00:35:39 b8e448 No. 33038
>>33029
Holy fuck those tits.
It's not that they're so incredibly enormous, it's that they're huge for her build.
Also not an issue, Ron doesn't know how twitter works.
>>33030
I see the resemblance.
>>33033
She looks lonely af, and everyone except ricciardo looks like a prep school student.
>>33035
Jos' plan to have Michaela inseminated by as many men as possible.
Backmarker 01/25/16 (Mon) 00:51:13 397d76 No. 33039
>>33038
She has got some nice tits
>tfw just found out how to download an whole imgur album
Backmarker 01/25/16 (Mon) 01:07:10 e430a4 No. 33040
>>33039
>an whole imgur album
literally where
Backmarker 01/25/16 (Mon) 01:12:16 397d76 No. 33041
Backmarker 01/25/16 (Mon) 02:12:32 e430a4 No. 33045
>>33041
you can use bulk image downloaders for those.
ty
Backmarker 01/26/16 (Tue) 01:53:59 397d76 No. 33093
>Guy on twitter has been messaging Jenson, Brittny and all the major F1 and British media daily
>Just keeps including more and more details of the relationship and things she has done
I mean I don't like her that much either but just man there comes a point.
Backmarker 01/26/16 (Tue) 02:09:07 e430a4 No. 33094
>>33093
ok this is juicy.
details pls
Backmarker 01/26/16 (Tue) 02:23:56 bf6ebc No. 33098
Backmarker 01/26/16 (Tue) 02:29:28 397d76 No. 33099
>>33094
It's nothing that major but they are persistent
https://twitter.com/brittttttttttj/with_replies
They seem to have got it into their head that JB cheated on Jessica with Brittny which may or may not be true. All we ever found out about the divorce came from Jenson's press not Jessica's.
They were the ones who added 'There is no one else involved' which frankly is ridiculously incriminating statement to add.
The fact that she is a playboy model and has fake tits and that Jenson is meant to be 'training' but has clearly been spending the winter break with her is what has got this guy.
>>33098
Wait hold the fucking phone. He has a GF?
>They bullied her into deleting the account
YOU UTTER MONSTERS
Archive isn't fully transferred so I can't post pics (New computer does not like the portable drive). Needed updating. Windows popped up saying it needs 152 of them. I'm now trying to reason with it before it jumps out the window.
Backmarker 01/26/16 (Tue) 02:34:15 bf6ebc No. 33100
>>33099
>>They bullied her into deleting the account
Suspended, not deleted.
Maybe they bombed reports.
TDJewels = Tentative Decisions Jewelry, based Roskilde, Denmark
http://www.tentativedecisions.com/
https://www.etsy.com/shop/TentativeDecisions
Backmarker 01/26/16 (Tue) 02:36:59 bf6ebc No. 33101
>>33100
>Established in 2011 by a British designer, Tentative Decisions began in England and relocated to Roskilde, Denmark
Backmarker 01/26/16 (Tue) 02:37:36 397d76 No. 33102
>>33100
>>33101
Well one of the twitter guys called her Louise and KMag follows a Louise Juel on Insta
Account is private though
Backmarker 01/26/16 (Tue) 02:38:44 e430a4 No. 33103
>>33099
>has fake tits
for real? If so, whoever did those is good at their craft. Way better than the hackjobs you usually see.
Backmarker 01/26/16 (Tue) 02:39:27 bf6ebc No. 33104
>>33102
Google is giving my Kay
>The lovely Kay from Tentative Decisions sent me over these gorgeous pieces of jeweller
http://paintitblackx.blogspot.com.au/2012/09/tentative-decisions-jewellery.html
Backmarker 01/26/16 (Tue) 02:44:04 bf6ebc No. 33105
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>>33103
Some doctors are better than others.
Backmarker 01/26/16 (Tue) 02:45:19 397d76 No. 33106
>>33104
Well Tentative Decisions is following KMag on Insta as well
And a load of over women but no kay
Now you can see why I love this.
Backmarker 01/26/16 (Tue) 02:46:05 e430a4 No. 33107
>>33099
>I was quite shocked about it as I always looked up to him as my role model
>and I just felt that people should know that he wasn't really a gentleman as he is said to be.
>I guess so.. What a sad world they live in.. There are actually some of his friends and 3 other US models involved in this.
>And his fam seems to know about it too :( There were many evidences that connect the playmate with #22
>but they started destroying the evidences related to her immediately after #22's spokesman claimed that
>here was no one else involved.
>Is something like this normal for F1 drivers? It's quite disgusting actually.. :(
The butthurt is palpable. Did anyone ever actually think jenson wasn't trash?
also this is kind of a bummer, i misread your original post and thought it was someone who knew brittny and was tweeting at jenson shit like "she has fake tits" "she once horked up what looked like a pube after drinking too much" "I saw her suck a dick in the bathroom, redo her lipstick and return to the party"
Backmarker 01/26/16 (Tue) 02:47:18 e430a4 No. 33108
>>33105
It looks like they put the nipples on wrong in the third one.
Backmarker 01/26/16 (Tue) 02:49:39 bf6ebc No. 33109
>>33106
I've always loved hunting for things on google.
Think I've said it before, but it comes from being a young lad looking for nudes of Alyssa Milano.
>dial up days of the internet
>Alyssa Milano's little brother finds pics of her doing lesbo stuff in movies
>he thought she was a wholesome family TV star
>mother spergs out starts a company that hosts celeb sites, and sues anyone who hosts their nudes
>this makes it really hard to find nudes of Alyssa Milano
>spend hours hunting for pics because it's fun, with a good reward at the end for muh dick
>internet eventually becomes huge
>mother can't sue everyone and gives up
Backmarker 01/26/16 (Tue) 02:50:50 397d76 No. 33110
>>33107
Just wait till the media finally actually reveal it.
Those stories will come out.
Jenson has always been trash but there was what looked like a genuine turn around with Jessica. It honestly looked like he had shaken off that playboy image and was now going to live out the rest of his career as the super suave James Bond type rather than the trashy footballer type.
Backmarker 01/26/16 (Tue) 02:54:36 e430a4 No. 33111
>>33110
It's not that I want them to be true (although it would be appropriate for her to be dating jenson if that were true) it's more just that she keeps a surprisingly class image up on twitter and I have a hard time believing that a woman who shows her tits and cunt for a living and hangs around men all the time has anything resembling a squeaky clean life.
Backmarker 01/26/16 (Tue) 03:00:59 397d76 No. 33112
>>33111
Her Instagram is a bit closer to reality (which is strange because insta doesn't allow nudes)
But as I've pointed out before people have control of those and so uploaded photos how they want you to seem them.
They have seemingly no control over their friends which is where a lot of the good stuff comes from.
And she is 100% dating Jenson. She mentioned she was going out for lunch 2 weeks ago with her new boyfriend who was celebrating his birthday. Jenson was born January 19th.
Backmarker 01/26/16 (Tue) 03:02:44 bf6ebc No. 33113
>>33112
B-but there's n-no one else, anon.
Backmarker 01/26/16 (Tue) 03:04:45 e430a4 No. 33114
>>33112
Is she managed internally by playboy? or does she have her own manager? Most pornstars (read: downmarket ones) are managed in a fairly hands off way such that you can see their drunken insanity bleed through onto twitter.
Backmarker 01/26/16 (Tue) 03:11:09 397d76 No. 33115
>>33112
Although immediately Jessica uploaded these photos but frankly it is Jessica.
>>33114
She has her own manager.
For Playboy you basically apply and they assess you. Hugh Hefner looks at your photos and he says yes or no.
She got rejected the first time and then applied a second time and they called her up later to do a playmate shoot.
She could do more. She do none. But she is now a 'playmate' because she was in an issue.
Backmarker 01/26/16 (Tue) 03:16:17 397d76 No. 33116
Backmarker 01/26/16 (Tue) 03:21:29 e430a4 No. 33117
>>33116
do they usually manage nude models? Their website seems too upmarket for that. Like you know those high fashion magazines that may have a nipple here or there but are definitely not meant to be erotic? that's what this website looks like.
Thanks. I almost cant judge what her face looks like because of they way they photograph her. Always so dark and with hair covering it. It's not like she's ugly.
These pictures are a nice change from the others.
>>33115
lol. cant tell if reactionary behavior or just jessica.
Backmarker 01/26/16 (Tue) 03:30:16 397d76 No. 33118
>>33117
>>33115
Sorry I can't type I meant 'admittedly' not immediately.
This is from like nearly 10 years ago when she went to some parties.
Though her doing the pole dance can be written off as expenses because that was an end of year party thing for the company she worked for.
Backmarker 01/26/16 (Tue) 03:38:17 397d76 No. 33121
>>33119
You better fucking believe it sister.
Also I know when Nico Mana's next photoshoot is because I'm a sad lonely individual who checks the continuing list of Japaneses photo shoots and their details
http://www.smooth-tokyo.jp/schedule/detail/2016-1-30_4.html
>Costume: Clothes / swimsuit
>Those cheap porn style sets with couches
>Shooting all day in hour long bursts
>Only 12,000 yen cost
Damn Nico Mana you cheap harlot.
Backmarker 01/26/16 (Tue) 03:45:29 bf6ebc No. 33122
>>33121
>Damn Nico Mana you cheap harlot.
Oh come on Wagbro, Valentine's day is coming up, and she wants something to send to Nico.
Backmarker 01/26/16 (Tue) 03:46:18 397d76 No. 33123
>>33121
Actually given it's a studio in one of the most densely populated countries on earth that place probably reeks of semen.
>Decide to check
>First fucking set of images that comes up
Backmarker 01/26/16 (Tue) 03:48:30 397d76 No. 33124
>>33122
Yeah but 12,000 yen?
There is no way she doesn't have a bit more money to splurge on a more expensive studio
Backmarker 01/26/16 (Tue) 03:49:26 063379 No. 33125
>>33121
>>33123
how long till Nico Mana starts doing porn? how long till bukkakke videos? how long till extreme gangbang with heels and octopuses and those weird dildo-drills japan does?
Backmarker 01/26/16 (Tue) 03:50:11 bf6ebc No. 33126
>>33125
Why are you always such a pervert, Mexibro?
Backmarker 01/26/16 (Tue) 03:53:32 397d76 No. 33128
>>33125
There are decent amount of Race Queens who transition to JAV but Nico Mana seems genuinely interested in motorsports and the wider world (learning languages and world economics)
She said she wanted to do some research/field work in Africa or some shit.
So give it a few years and maybe you will get a BLACKED video.
There will only be tears.
Backmarker 01/26/16 (Tue) 03:59:20 063379 No. 33129
>>33126
its just sheer curiosity thats it of course.
>>33128
>nico mana getting blacked
Backmarker 01/26/16 (Tue) 04:02:02 397d76 No. 33130
>>33129
Well it's either the blacked video or she manages to fix the Greek economy….
Someone get the lube.
Backmarker 01/26/16 (Tue) 04:06:40 bf6ebc No. 33131
>>33130
>fix the Greek economy
Easy.
>banks loan money to Greece when they shouldn't have
>EU politicians pay off the banks
>EU says Greece owes them them money now
>migrant crisis happens
>EU members can't agree on anything
>EU breaks up
>Greece owes money to something that no longer exists
>Greece turns 360 degrees and moonwalks away
Backmarker 01/26/16 (Tue) 04:09:12 063379 No. 33132
>>33130
>those japanese letters on they keyboard
thats cool.
>>33131
you cannot fix something that doesn't want to get fixed.
Backmarker 01/26/16 (Tue) 04:15:39 397d76 No. 33133
>>33130
Also a reminder that faggots would genuinely try to get rid of someone like Nico Mana and stop her from working because she is clearly oppressed what with being a Toyota grid girl, working for Red Bull and studying world political economics.
>that genuine face of happiness from Nico
She has met him every year since 2006 without fail at both Japan and Singapore if she can.
I want to imagine that every time he sees her he gets happy reminded that no matter how big the fight is there is always someone there to support you and will never stop.
NOW JUST FUCK ALREADY
Backmarker 01/26/16 (Tue) 04:21:28 063379 No. 33135
>>33133
>NOW JUST FUCK ALREADY
and release an uncensored video
Backmarker 01/26/16 (Tue) 04:24:13 e430a4 No. 33136
>>33130
her broken as fuck english gives me hope
also japanese are protective as fuck over their women. A friend of mine told me that they will not let foreigners into a soapland because even hookers are not to be shared with foreigners.
There are lots of non-permanent resident jamaicans and brazilians in japan and no one with class will touch them.
Backmarker 01/26/16 (Tue) 04:31:23 397d76 No. 33137
>>33135
>Japan
>uncensored
Still it would be her first time. I don't think I could masturbate to that it would just be too adorably qt.
>>33136
They can be as protective as they like. I know her father is no longer in her life and her mum is also a motorsport/Nico fan.
I do remember Jenson having some slight issues in some public baths in Japan because of his massive fuck off dragon tattoo on his back.
Backmarker 01/26/16 (Tue) 04:36:13 e430a4 No. 33138
>>33137
>They can be as protective as they like.
I'm not suggesting it's a problem or even a bad idea. I just mentioned it because of the interracial porn coming up.
>I do remember Jenson having some slight issues in some public baths in Japan because of his massive fuck off dragon tattoo on his back.
Tattoos are extremely taboo as they are for trash and organized crime.
Backmarker 01/26/16 (Tue) 04:37:50 397d76 No. 33139
>>33138
Especially when you have your ex-wifes name written in Japanese on your chest ;^)
What an idiot
Backmarker 01/26/16 (Tue) 04:46:22 e430a4 No. 33142
>>33139
Even if they split before the supposed infidelity, I have no idea how she hasn't taken him for every dollar he has considering that he never signed a prenup.
Backmarker 01/26/16 (Tue) 04:47:08 063379 No. 33144
>>33137
>Still it would be her first time. I don't think I could masturbate to that it would just be too adorably qt.
come on fam, if you cannot fap to love you cannot fap to anything.
Backmarker 01/26/16 (Tue) 04:52:59 397d76 No. 33146
>>33137
>Nico Mana mother has a private twitter account
>Mana Mama
That is adorable.
Did figure out a way to get round it and find the pictures she has posted.
>>33142
Maybe honor. Maybe some kind of genuine feelings for him.
She isn't exactly poor herself. She earns a few million a year from modelling. She is still massive in Japan.
>>33144
I'd feel almost encroaching on their pure love and spoiling the moment by doing such lewd, animalistic things.
Maybe after the 5th watch.
Backmarker 01/26/16 (Tue) 04:57:57 063379 No. 33148
>>33146
man we gotta kidnap them and force them to be together 24/7 for like a year.
they will surely fall in love that way.
Backmarker 01/26/16 (Tue) 05:00:03 e430a4 No. 33149
>>33148
Mexibro's fetishes + Australia's fetishes = 120 days of sodom.
Backmarker 01/26/16 (Tue) 05:04:00 bf6ebc No. 33153
>>33148
Or we could have some fun and brainwash Jenson into having a sex change, and Jessica in to being a lesbian, then try to get them to fall in love again.
Backmarker 01/26/16 (Tue) 05:08:33 063379 No. 33155
>>33149
nigga you compare my tame fantasies to this
>>33153
Backmarker 01/26/16 (Tue) 05:10:28 e430a4 No. 33156
>>33155
haha. No I was just playing with the we gotta kidnap them so they fall in love premise
Backmarker 01/26/16 (Tue) 09:04:50 397d76 No. 33161
>Brittny Ward's tweets are now protected
Top keke
Backmarker 01/26/16 (Tue) 11:04:00 bf6ebc No. 33162
>>33161
>3,169 followers
Yep, nothing will find it's way to the media at all..
Backmarker 01/27/16 (Wed) 03:07:20 397d76 No. 33187
Where were you when shit started to hit the proverbial fan?
Which side will you pick?
Backmarker 01/27/16 (Wed) 03:15:00 063379 No. 33188
>>33187
Jenson, fuck Michibata, the ugly slut cunt.
#FreeJenson
Backmarker 01/27/16 (Wed) 03:18:17 397d76 No. 33189
>>33188
As WAGsguy I must take the neutral Swiss stance in matters of war.
Someone has to hold onto all the Nazi Gold I mean pictures.
Backmarker 01/27/16 (Wed) 03:24:18 063379 No. 33190
>>33189
you just wanna take Michibata;s side admit it lol.
Backmarker 01/27/16 (Wed) 03:46:31 397d76 No. 33191
>>33190
…..maybe
I mean I'm not going to stop following her. She was a queen of the paddock.
And Jenson is a bit of a dick. And I never really felt the rumors about the affair were that solid.
And Brittny just isn't that interesting. She is a young (fucking 10 years younger than Jenson) American model who doesn't have much hidden away to find. She has already done it all bar porn.
With Jessica I was constantly finding things because of how isolated the Japanese modelling scene is. I had to translate it and go on backwater hidden off-grid Japanese sites and speak through broken Google Translate to get things.
It was an adventure. And she has not done proper nudes. She got close with the see through bikini in the gravure shot but not proper ones.
That is my holy grail. To get those. Whether by photographing her sunbathing naked, stealing them from her phone or by force feeding Terry Richardson's his own kneecaps until he gives me them.
(Note to GCHQ. I really would not do those.That would require me to travel to Japan or even worse America. pls no butt rape.)
Backmarker 01/27/16 (Wed) 03:49:12 c01390 No. 33192
>>33191
>force feeding Terry Richardson's his own kneecaps
>implying that perverted bastard wouldn't enjoy every second
Backmarker 01/27/16 (Wed) 03:56:42 397d76 No. 33193
>>33192
Shit I didn't think of that.
How do you torture the criminally/pervertedly insane?
Backmarker 01/27/16 (Wed) 03:57:30 063379 No. 33194
>>33191
actually fuck jenson.
Fuck Jenson and Fuck Jessica, both are cunts.
Backmarker 01/27/16 (Wed) 04:03:17 c01390 No. 33195
>>33193
>How do you torture the criminally/pervertedly insane?
By making them participate in wholesome family activities.
Backmarker 01/27/16 (Wed) 04:08:41 397d76 No. 33196
>>33195
The guy makes a living out of turning Disney stars into whores.
Give him 5 minutes at Disney land and he will have Minnie rimming him while getting fucked by goofy.
Backmarker 01/27/16 (Wed) 05:10:48 063379 No. 33197
>>33196
>Minnie rimming him while getting fucked by goofy.
i cannot even being to imagine the logistics of this.
Backmarker 01/27/16 (Wed) 05:26:33 e430a4 No. 33198
>>33187
will you side with the slag or the internet stalker neé naive fanboy?
>>33191
>She has already done it all bar porn.
bar hardcore porn; she's done erotic nudes
>even worse America
shit really? We'd welcome you here, all our stupid women think brit accents make you eligible to gain access between the thighs.
>>33192
valid
>>33195
actually that's brilliant. That's so creative.
>>33196
you need to have everyone around him be incredibly vigilant. they'll wear him out.
Backmarker 01/28/16 (Thu) 00:08:11 397d76 No. 33261
>Russian forum I get WAGs from just had a failed style upgrade
>All images and video are broken
>tfw NEXT is fucking infectious
Backmarker 01/28/16 (Thu) 06:30:43 e430a4 No. 33265
>>33261
Should have gotten yourself checked. Now you're a dirty whore just like Jessica.
you dun killed a forum by spreading blowjobitis.
;^)
Backmarker 01/28/16 (Thu) 22:53:10 397d76 No. 33290
>>33161
>Brittny is now back
>Deleted some of her tweets
That ain't suspicious at all
Backmarker 01/28/16 (Thu) 23:32:14 76e47d No. 33292
>>33290
Silly bitch. What's that going to achieve?
There's a mountain of evidence about what they've been up to.
It's like the Nazi's hiding one death camp and thinking that means no one will notice the other ones.
Backmarker 01/29/16 (Fri) 11:56:21 76e47d No. 33333
>check em
Can Hannah be a wag again now?
Backmarker 01/29/16 (Fri) 13:40:32 063379 No. 33338
>>33333
she is still death yo!
Backmarker 01/29/16 (Fri) 14:22:19 397d76 No. 33343
>>33333
How long have you been waiting for that?
Yeah sure.
Also BREAKING WAG NEWS
Jessica did not have an affair with this guy.
That is because he is in fact quite gay.
They went on a shopping trip and did some gym work together but he is her gay friend.
Jessica is absolved of her sins….pls
Backmarker 01/29/16 (Fri) 15:04:24 3e3757 No. 33350
>>33343
SHE IS A WHORE ON THE SAME LEVEL AS WALINDA
Backmarker 01/29/16 (Fri) 15:07:46 397d76 No. 33351
>>33350
SHE IS NOT.
SHE CARED FOR JENSON AND HE TURNED HIS BACK ON HER. WENT FOR SOME PORN HAG WHO TEASED ABOUT IT ON INSTAGRAM AGES AGO AND HAS DELETED THE POSTS.
Backmarker 01/29/16 (Fri) 16:26:30 397d76 No. 33354
>What are we doing on the bed today anon?
Backmarker 01/29/16 (Fri) 16:29:03 063379 No. 33355
>>33343
>she didn't cheat with this particular guy
>lets ignore the other 100 guys she is not a whore!
yeah nah, whore, slut and bitchycunt.
Backmarker 01/29/16 (Fri) 17:45:42 76e47d No. 33359
>>33343
>Yeah sure.
>mfw /bestwag/ is back
Backmarker 01/29/16 (Fri) 18:22:41 063379 No. 33368
>>33359
>>mfw /bestwag/ is back
is she?
Backmarker 01/29/16 (Fri) 18:23:31 76e47d No. 33369
>>33368
Back in the /WAG/ thread
Backmarker 01/29/16 (Fri) 18:29:05 063379 No. 33373
>>33369
so she is not back back.
i thought she appeared in public or something.
Backmarker 01/29/16 (Fri) 18:47:19 397d76 No. 33374
>>33359
She was never gone but whatevs
Backmarker 01/29/16 (Fri) 19:41:38 397d76 No. 33378
>>33355
We will find out soon enough.
I have Japanese informant who will hand over some info soon enough.
Backmarker 01/29/16 (Fri) 19:44:06 76e47d No. 33380
>>33378
>inb4 he gets murdered before it can be revealed
Backmarker 01/29/16 (Fri) 20:10:06 d2d777 No. 33385
Backmarker 01/29/16 (Fri) 20:18:44 063379 No. 33389
>>33378
>going this far trying to whiteknight a known whore
>i'm neutral guys! not choosing sides
Backmarker 01/29/16 (Fri) 20:23:30 397d76 No. 33390
>>33389
Yeah fuck neutrality
Jessica is fine (albeit playful) and Jenson is a lovable dickhead.
Backmarker 01/29/16 (Fri) 20:48:45 063379 No. 33393
>>33390
>Jessica is fine (albeit playful)
Backmarker 01/30/16 (Sat) 10:07:22 397d76 No. 33472
Nico Mana has her photoshoot today
Backmarker 01/30/16 (Sat) 10:21:23 80ce85 No. 33473
>>33472
We can only hope that she has come to the conclusion that to get an F1 driver she needs to be more like Jessica, and goes full lewd.
Backmarker 01/30/16 (Sat) 10:49:30 397d76 No. 33476
>>33473
Never go full lewd
Jessica never really went full lewd anyway
Backmarker 01/30/16 (Sat) 11:16:11 80ce85 No. 33477
>>33476
>this not being full lewd
Backmarker 01/30/16 (Sat) 11:51:41 397d76 No. 33478
>>33477
Surely the top of the lewdness scale is porn/sex tape.
Backmarker 01/30/16 (Sat) 15:35:49 80ce85 No. 33482
>>33478
Sure.
But more importantly, I think it's more like being gay, in that there's a line you can only cross once.
Jessica has crossed the lewd line.
Backmarker 01/30/16 (Sat) 15:51:04 063379 No. 33483
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>>33476
>Jessica never went full lewd anyway
but she went lewd tho.
Backmarker 01/30/16 (Sat) 20:48:45 d2d777 No. 33500
>>33477
why does she look wrinkly and shitty there?
>>33482
Makes sense
Backmarker 01/30/16 (Sat) 20:52:23 397d76 No. 33504
>Emilia just broke the Finnish record for 50m butterfly at Euromeet and finished 3rd
And you said she was done for Australia.
Backmarker 01/30/16 (Sat) 20:59:36 397d76 No. 33513
>>33500
You mean her face?
She has a high cheek structure and when she does a big smile it does that.
Admittedly I try not save those.
Backmarker 01/30/16 (Sat) 21:00:25 80ce85 No. 33514
>>33504
That's a bit of a worry
:^)
Backmarker 01/30/16 (Sat) 21:03:36 397d76 No. 33516
>>33514
m8 we discussed this before.
Abortion doping. Can't be detected.
Do you really think she had surgery to remove her wisdom teeth? It was a cover up as she went to the abortion clinic.
Backmarker 01/30/16 (Sat) 21:10:10 80ce85 No. 33523
>>33504
BTW, video doesn't work
:^)
Backmarker 01/30/16 (Sat) 21:15:50 397d76 No. 33528
>>33523
very funny.
I'm trying to find that video.
Japanese informant told me the stuff about Jenson.
At Ultra Japan last year, after Jessica had left he went on a kissing spree with some of the dance girls and started groping one of them.
A lot of the stuff about Jenson and Brittny has been deleted after the announcement came out but essentially he was seeing her even before Jessica's birthday last year and had sent her flowers.
Brittny and her friends ever laughed about it on Instagram with some shit like "That JPop star doesn't even know".
What a dickhead.
Backmarker 01/30/16 (Sat) 21:23:14 80ce85 No. 33535
>>33528
>"That JPop star doesn't even know".
Backmarker 01/30/16 (Sat) 23:11:43 063379 No. 33598
>>33500
>why does she look wrinkly and shitty there?
you mean she doesn't look wrinkly and shitty all the time? lol
Backmarker 01/30/16 (Sat) 23:19:14 397d76 No. 33600
>>33598
Yeah…well…she is not as bad as when Emilia gets out of the water like a hippo and she looks ugly with her wet hair and fat chin.
*humph*
Backmarker 01/30/16 (Sat) 23:43:19 063379 No. 33607
>>33606
at least its only a few minutes of looking shitty rather than an entire life of doing it lol.
Backmarker 01/31/16 (Sun) 17:14:13 80ce85 No. 33758
Told you she was getting lewd…
:^)
Backmarker 01/31/16 (Sun) 17:29:07 063379 No. 33761
>>33758
ayyy nico mana tentacle porn when?
Backmarker 01/31/16 (Sun) 19:47:37 397d76 No. 33781
>>33758
>>33761
What are we going to do on the bed today mr tentacle?
Backmarker 02/01/16 (Mon) 04:47:45 397d76 No. 33798
>>33758
>>33781
Actually wait lets go back a sec.
Who the fuck is buying her champagne?
She says she got it as a gift and she will open it on her birthday.
Mana don't you fucking lie to me. Did that box have 'From Nico' on it?
Backmarker 02/01/16 (Mon) 07:05:22 86f0a8 No. 33806
>>33798
>Who the fuck is buying her champagne?
Backmarker 02/02/16 (Tue) 00:09:56 86f0a8 No. 33853
>>33100
>TDJewels = Tentative Decisions Jewelry, based Roskilde, Denmark
Only noticed this today looking at Kmag's Twitter
With Kmag back, maybe the wag game will pick up.
>plus we can call her Kslag
Backmarker 02/02/16 (Tue) 00:15:27 063379 No. 33855
britbro, can you find this picture on a higher resolution?
Backmarker 02/02/16 (Tue) 00:17:25 86f0a8 No. 33856
>>33855
>britbro, can you find this picture without her legs crossed
FTFY
Backmarker 02/02/16 (Tue) 00:26:34 397d76 No. 33857
>>33855
Nope
That was the size it was uploaded.
Japan are stupid with their blogs and upload ridiculously tiny images. Mostly because they view everything on tiny screens
Backmarker 02/02/16 (Tue) 00:27:50 063379 No. 33858
>>33856
eh, i just want a higher res picture.
Backmarker 02/02/16 (Tue) 00:29:34 86f0a8 No. 33859
>>33857
One day we will look back upon these pics, and think:
>she used to be so wholesome
Backmarker 02/02/16 (Tue) 00:30:47 063379 No. 33860
>>33857
goddammit japan, i know your island is tiny but stop doing tiny things.
thats a shame.
Backmarker 02/02/16 (Tue) 00:33:53 397d76 No. 33861
>>33859
She is studying for higher education unlike her co-stars
She is clearly a motorsport fan first, model second. I don't think she is going to go down the Japanese model path and end up in JAVs but I could definitely see some of the girls she works with doing it.
Backmarker 02/02/16 (Tue) 00:39:27 063379 No. 33862
>>33861
idol video at least when?
Backmarker 02/02/16 (Tue) 00:41:33 397d76 No. 33863
>>33862
Hang on I need to find the video of her singing Macho Man as it is adorable.
Backmarker 02/02/16 (Tue) 00:49:28 063379 No. 33864
Backmarker 02/02/16 (Tue) 00:52:58 397d76 No. 33866
>>33863
>>33862
What happens when you make a bunch of girls where only one is in anyway fluent in English sing Macho Man
Backmarker 02/02/16 (Tue) 01:07:55 397d76 No. 33870
>>33861
>>33859
>Check the other girls in the Toyota race queen group
>3 have done bikini gravure photoshoots
>Only Nico Mana and her friend Tsujino are clean.
Backmarker 02/02/16 (Tue) 01:19:29 397d76 No. 33873
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play. >>33870
Found some of the gravure videos for the other girls
>This channel
Why the fuck do I find these things? These are not healthy for my lifestyle.
Backmarker 02/02/16 (Tue) 01:27:32 86f0a8 No. 33875
>>33873
>dat skirt
God I love tiny tartan skirts.
Backmarker 02/02/16 (Tue) 01:39:12 397d76 No. 33876
>>33875
>>33870
>Clicking from link to link from camera man who did Mana's photoshoot
>Ended up on a Japanese 'bikini' shop website
>Fucking Ahegao in real life
I'm okay with
They have some seriously intricate stuff.
Backmarker 02/02/16 (Tue) 01:41:26 86f0a8 No. 33877
>>33876
Fingers crossed Mana wore that in her photoshoot
Backmarker 02/02/16 (Tue) 01:47:49 397d76 No. 33878
>>33877
Fuck that I want to buy Emilia the open crotch swimsuit
I love how the website has a category for how extreme the costume is and it starts at 3 not 0
http://www.peeekaaabooo.com/item/Category/extreme-level3/
Backmarker 02/02/16 (Tue) 01:52:36 86f0a8 No. 33881
>>33878
>yfw she wears it to the olympics
Backmarker 02/02/16 (Tue) 01:55:19 063379 No. 33883
>>33866
the other one was cuter
>>33876
japanese bikinis are wonders of human kind.
now only if their porn where they wear those wasn't censored as fuck.
Backmarker 02/02/16 (Tue) 01:59:06 063379 No. 33885
>>33878
what a wonderful website.
Backmarker 02/02/16 (Tue) 02:12:13 397d76 No. 33886
>>33881
I think there may very well be rules.
Think of the reaction from Valtteri
>Emilia gets in and see's a box at the door
>She couldn't remember ordering anything so she checks it
>"From your biggest fans. Good luck for Rio"
>"aww I never usually gets fan mail, especially in English"
>"Bit weird for it to arrive at the house"
>Putting that to one side she opens the box
>A few roses and a bottle of cocomax which seems to have been opened and resealed.
>Red tissue paper wrapped package
>It's soft and light whatever it is
>Unwraps it and…what the fuck
>Bunch of pink material
>Holds it at the edges and realises what it is
>A SWIMSUIT
>Turns it round
>Wait it has some knots here and is that a hole?….
>Oh god….
>Instantly disgusted by it
>About to throw it in the bin when a mental image of herself wearing it pops into her mind
>"well…It is pretty nice fabric"
>"I mean it wouldn't hurt to try it on….just to see how ludicrous it is"
>Rushes upstairs to her full length mirror and slips out of her normal things
>Starts to put it on
>"Jesus christ this thing is tight around my bum"
>"Oh you can see my…umm…oh my"
>Ogles herself in the mirror for a good 10 minutes checking all sides
>Lets a hand trail down over the knots
>She can feel her own heat radiating out as she cups herself.
>*cough*
>Spins round while trying to cover up the gaping holes
>Valtteri leaning on the doorframe taking in such a beautiful sight
>Walks in and closes the door behind him
>She doesn't even get to explain who it is from
Backmarker 02/02/16 (Tue) 02:15:02 397d76 No. 33887
TOP FUCKING KEKE
I never even spoke to the bitch.
Backmarker 02/02/16 (Tue) 02:15:54 86f0a8 No. 33888
>>33886
/f1/ became an erotic story board so slowly I barely even noticed.
Backmarker 02/02/16 (Tue) 02:16:18 86f0a8 No. 33889
>>33887
How the fuck did that happen? o.0
Backmarker 02/02/16 (Tue) 02:18:18 397d76 No. 33890
>>33888
Really I'm the only person doing it
>>33889
I followed the three twitter accounts who are harassing her so I guess by proxy I got blocked when she blocked them.
Backmarker 02/02/16 (Tue) 02:24:27 86f0a8 No. 33891
>>33890
>I followed the three twitter accounts who are harassing her
Doxed
:^)
Backmarker 02/02/16 (Tue) 02:26:10 063379 No. 33892
>>33886
10/10 would read again.
Backmarker 02/02/16 (Tue) 02:31:12 397d76 No. 33893
>>33891
I'm trying to change that but it won't let me.
The banner looks pretty good
Backmarker 02/02/16 (Tue) 02:32:00 397d76 No. 33894
>>33893
Though it makes me massively self conscious that I need to update it.
Backmarker 02/02/16 (Tue) 02:33:05 86f0a8 No. 33895
>>33893
Go to your profile page, and click Edit Profile on the right, then click the avatar to upload, then click Save Changes where edit was.
Backmarker 02/02/16 (Tue) 02:35:11 397d76 No. 33896
>>33895
I'm doing that but when I hit upload the photo doesn't upload and hitting apply does nothing.
Backmarker 02/02/16 (Tue) 02:37:08 86f0a8 No. 33897
>>33896
Try saving as a different format?
Backmarker 02/02/16 (Tue) 02:38:13 063379 No. 33898
>>33896
>britbro in charge of twitter
Backmarker 02/02/16 (Tue) 02:38:46 397d76 No. 33899
>>33897
Nope still not doing it.
Shit is broke.
Backmarker 02/02/16 (Tue) 02:42:37 063379 No. 33900
>>33899
its working properly tho.
reload the page, do it again, and then reload, it should change.
Backmarker 02/02/16 (Tue) 02:42:45 86f0a8 No. 33901
>>33899
Try something else then
Backmarker 02/02/16 (Tue) 02:44:42 397d76 No. 33902
>>33900
>tfw Mexican tech support works
Backmarker 02/02/16 (Tue) 02:47:33 063379 No. 33903
>>33902
>doubting my twitter skills
Backmarker 02/02/16 (Tue) 03:12:15 397d76 No. 33904
>tfw got bored and watched Claire on the Claire balding show
>Not even 2 minutes in
Backmarker 02/02/16 (Tue) 03:18:37 397d76 No. 33905
>Jenson spotted at a Jeweler in Monaco
Selling the wedding ring or getting a new engagement ring?
Backmarker 02/02/16 (Tue) 03:26:57 063379 No. 33906
>>33905
12 inch silver dildo for the new girl.
Backmarker 02/02/16 (Tue) 03:35:05 397d76 No. 33907
>>33906
Using very basic math and measurements from Bad Dragon that would be roughly a $4k dildo.
It would also weigh 7.8Kg
Backmarker 02/02/16 (Tue) 03:36:58 397d76 No. 33908
>>33907
>>33906
Rough size estimate.
Backmarker 02/02/16 (Tue) 03:42:11 397d76 No. 33909
>>33908
For comparison it's much cheaper to get a custom finish bad dragon one with the max firmness.
Backmarker 02/02/16 (Tue) 03:44:36 063379 No. 33910
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Backmarker 02/02/16 (Tue) 03:48:07 397d76 No. 33911
>>33910
You fucking said a 12 inch dildo I just did the maths.
I figured I may as well use a respectful manufacturer of sex toys and I gave her the thickest one as she is a gaping whore and I don't really want Jenson to get any pleasure from her vapid cunt
Backmarker 02/03/16 (Wed) 00:45:25 397d76 No. 33926
>>33923
>"Former Formula One world champion Jenson Button has died in a motoring accident in Monaco."
>"Jenson, who lives in Monaco, had been out the previous night drinking when he attempted to drive home in his McLaren P1. The wreckage was pulled out of a ravine this morning"
>"Toxology reports confirm the world champion was 3x over the legal limit."
>"His friend and training partner Chris Buncombe was also killed in the accident."
Backmarker 02/03/16 (Wed) 01:12:20 241099 No. 33927
>>33926
>britbro so butthurt everyone hates Whorechibata for being a whore he attacks Jenson at every chance he gets.
Backmarker 02/03/16 (Wed) 01:14:46 86f0a8 No. 33928
>>33927
It's not his fault, Mexibro.
Try to be supportive in this difficult time.
Backmarker 02/03/16 (Wed) 01:31:59 397d76 No. 33930
>>33927
It's more about Jenson being a dickhead and Brittny being a cunt.
I'd be fine with it if there was actually a decent amount of time between break up and new relationship instead of Jenson fucking her and buying her flowers before Jessica's birthday. Add on Brittny being a stuck up, playgirl cunt and public teasing Jessica about it and I'm left feeling most displeased.
But tonight I really don't care. Mainly because I've managed to lose my voice screaming my head off in delight watching our goalkeeper score a 90+4 minute header to snatch a point off Portsmouth.
They could announce their engagement and the fact she is pregnant with twins and I wouldn't give a fuck at the current moment.
Backmarker 02/03/16 (Wed) 15:37:38 86f0a8 No. 34063
Backmarker 02/03/16 (Wed) 20:18:54 397d76 No. 34083
>>33870
>Say this
>Completely forget she is in Tokyo to do a swimsuit modelling session on the 7th
>Completely forgot she already has done one >>33121 but the pictures haven't been released yet.
Backmarker 02/03/16 (Wed) 20:29:55 397d76 No. 34084
>>34083
Also following Nico Mana and her groupies on twitter was a bad idea.
I only get Japanese recommendations. I have no idea who half these women are.
Backmarker 02/03/16 (Wed) 22:08:32 397d76 No. 34093
>tfw super jelly of a fucking horse
Backmarker 02/03/16 (Wed) 23:14:59 86f0a8 No. 34099
>>34084
I like how F1Ladies followed you.
>slowly become good friends with Alexa
>one day she's looking for pics of WAGS
>google brings her here
>she recognizes you from a /blog/ post
>she discovers you're a pervert
>unfollowed and blocked on Twitter
>you always wonder what happened
Backmarker 02/03/16 (Wed) 23:25:37 397d76 No. 34100
>>34099
Alexa literally follows everyone who follows her though.
And it's really annoying as you get these random followers in your recommendations who are literal nobodies.
Backmarker 02/03/16 (Wed) 23:26:03 cf54ea No. 34101
>>34099
>>34100
You guys would be literally *the* perfect couple
Backmarker 02/03/16 (Wed) 23:37:12 397d76 No. 34106
>>34101
I don't know fucking Hungarian
Although I just realised going down that train of thought I would be left Chandni (Who looks like the older Indian version of my GF in primary school) or the woman who runs the Fake Vivian Rosberg twitter account
>Writes a weekly online newspaper about WAGs called "The Girly F1"
>Actually got Perez's sister to help
Backmarker 02/03/16 (Wed) 23:46:02 cf54ea No. 34109
>>34106
>I don't know fucking Hungarian
her personal blog is in english, i don't think it will be an issue.
Backmarker 02/03/16 (Wed) 23:53:16 397d76 No. 34111
>>34109
Yeah I guess but…..If I was I living with someone who's main language was English I would prefer Russian or Japanese just out of cuteness.
They are top tier languages for pointing and squeaking at thing if you want them.
And I like Nico Mana's voice.
Backmarker 02/03/16 (Wed) 23:55:38 cf54ea No. 34112
>>34111
mana's sentence construction in spoken english is pretty good coming from japanese.
Dasha has a cute face and bright eyes, but russian is such a guttural language that it's rare when a slavic woman doesnt sound like a man
Backmarker 02/03/16 (Wed) 23:57:32 86f0a8 No. 34113
>>34111
A Hungarian grill might be good in other areas though.
Elite Pain is from Hungary…
Backmarker 02/04/16 (Thu) 00:00:22 cf54ea No. 34114
>>34113
had to look that up. not sure what the appeal of bloodied women is.
Backmarker 02/04/16 (Thu) 00:00:51 397d76 No. 34115
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play. >>34112
>mana's sentence construction in spoken english is pretty good coming from japanese.
Last I heard Jessica I'm pretty sure Nico Mana sounded better
>Jenson probably dropped her off picking Brittny up for a pre-race shag in the back
Backmarker 02/04/16 (Thu) 00:03:00 86f0a8 No. 34116
>>34115
Posting this because it's now a rare opportunity for it to be used
>thanks Jenson, you ruined a top tier meme
Backmarker 02/04/16 (Thu) 00:05:47 cf54ea No. 34118
>>34115
like 5 words from jessica. I wasnt aware it was that bad. It would seem that her english is on the level of a prostitute that's been human trafficked.
Backmarker 02/04/16 (Thu) 00:06:33 397d76 No. 34121
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play. >>34112
> it's rare when a slavic woman doesn't sound like a man
It's less cute then I wish it was.
I was hoping for more like Monroe/Katrina Kozlova
>tfw Katrina deleted her instagram again because she has schizophrenia
>tfw you will never have slutty Russian Schizo GF
Actually maybe skip the last part
>>34116
It's like 10x better with that song.
Backmarker 02/04/16 (Thu) 00:08:20 397d76 No. 34122
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play. >>34118
Longer interview of her in her natural habitat
>a prostitute that's been human trafficked.
You are just trying to set up jokes for Australia and Mexi to knock out of the park aren't you?
Backmarker 02/04/16 (Thu) 00:08:43 86f0a8 No. 34123
>>34121
>It's like 10x better with that song.
I still can't believe it fit the transitions so perfectly.
>only non perfect part was that the source clip of Jenson getting in needed to be like 0.2 seconds longer to get in one more beat, but it cut away to another shot
Backmarker 02/04/16 (Thu) 00:10:04 cf54ea No. 34124
>>34121
dasha doesnt have it so bad (voice wise i mean, being a sweatpants clad grid girl for a drifting event is pretty bad)
>>34122
>You are just trying to set up jokes for Australia and Mexi to knock out of the park aren't you?
didn't plan but that's kind of funny
Backmarker 02/04/16 (Thu) 00:13:16 86f0a8 No. 34128
Hope you're planning the new OP, Wagbro
Backmarker 02/04/16 (Thu) 00:20:54 397d76 No. 34129
>>34128
Probably will update the Smash one to respect new changes.
Rossi's new GF
Verstappen's new GF
Claire Williams
Simona
Maybe Alexa, Fabiana Eccelstone and Will Steven's GF
I can't think of anyone else who is significant enough to go on it though…
Backmarker 02/04/16 (Thu) 00:26:48 86f0a8 No. 34130
>>34129
>>33099
>>33100
Depends if you want to confirm Kslag
Twitter stalker's current account will have pics:
https://twitter.com/minmandkevers
Backmarker 02/04/16 (Thu) 00:32:38 397d76 No. 34133
>>34130
I'd prefer to add her with a proper name
I can add Hulks new GF as well.
Though a lot of the time the person who is modelling the stuff is actually her sister.
Backmarker 02/04/16 (Thu) 00:52:01 86f0a8 No. 34135
>>34133
>tfw your sister is lewd
Backmarker 02/04/16 (Thu) 00:52:47 86f0a8 No. 34136
Idea:
You should put "LOCKED OUT" over former WAGs
Backmarker 02/04/16 (Thu) 00:58:08 397d76 No. 34138
>>34136
Only for WAGs who have been replaced because if it was for F1 girls who weren't here most of it would be locked like Lee, Suzi, Ann, Camille, Jennifer, Petra.
I'll also remove Xenia and Raquel. Alonso doesn't need 4 of his concubines on here.
Backmarker 02/04/16 (Thu) 02:44:45 241099 No. 34173
>>34115
i bet michibata doesn't speak english properly because everytime she got a new teacher she would suck him off during lessons.
Backmarker 02/04/16 (Thu) 03:11:31 397d76 No. 34175
>>34173
More likely the fact that she is hard working and is very busy in Japan doing modelling/advertising/acting/writing/humanitarian work and so does not have much time to assimilate other languages but tries her absolute best.
Compared to Brittny who is an uncultured American pig. She only knows English and spends most days lying on her fat arse watching reality tv, while absent mindedly scratching her minge, all the while shoving pork scratchings into her gob. After giving Jenson a call to plan their next interracial/species, cuckold gangbang session she lifts her legs to let out a disgusting fart because she is a hippo.
A hippo.
A fat, ugly, lying, bitch of a hippo.
The sort of hippo which gets put down because no one is going to go see it's ugly fucking face in the zoo.
The sort of fucking hippo which will at the earliest possible moment will bleed her man for all the money he has in this world and take full control of the kids.
Fuck her.
Backmarker 02/04/16 (Thu) 03:14:15 86f0a8 No. 34178
>>34175
>Compared to Brittny who is an uncultured American pig. She only knows English and spends most days lying on her fat arse watching reality tv
I bet her career/life goal is to be friends with a Kardashian.
Backmarker 02/04/16 (Thu) 03:24:17 241099 No. 34185
>>34175
>mfw its this easy to bait britbro into defending Michibata
Backmarker 02/04/16 (Thu) 03:28:21 397d76 No. 34187
>>34185
Defending????? Meee??
She doesn't need defending, you….you…baka
Backmarker 02/04/16 (Thu) 03:32:09 241099 No. 34189
>>34187
britbro i'm sure if you tell Michibata how hard you believe in her and how much you defend her online she will surely suck your cock.
i mean, with how whore she is i wouldn't doubt it lol.
Backmarker 02/04/16 (Thu) 03:33:51 86f0a8 No. 34190
>tfw Mexibro sucks so much at Smite season 3 that he comes here to bully instead
Backmarker 02/04/16 (Thu) 03:34:16 397d76 No. 34191
Backmarker 02/04/16 (Thu) 03:37:53 241099 No. 34193
>>34190
BITCH PLS i've played 4 games today on my first day of season 3 and i've won 3 of them.
i'm making my goddamn twitter private.
Backmarker 02/04/16 (Thu) 03:42:14 397d76 No. 34194
>>34193
>Can't handle the banter
Just like Brittny who can handle a stallions cock but will block me on twitter.
Backmarker 02/04/16 (Thu) 03:46:13 241099 No. 34195
>>34194
>i can't handle the bantz
>meanwhile britbro can't even handle michibata's bantz and has to jump in to defend her.
brit pls.
Backmarker 02/04/16 (Thu) 03:52:02 397d76 No. 34197
>>34195
All you are doing is filling up this thread and I haven't got the next picture ready.
This thread fills and I'll hit delete. You willing to take that chance?
Backmarker 02/04/16 (Thu) 03:54:56 86f0a8 No. 34200
>>34197
>current drivers
>Pastor Maldonado
pick one
>I just hope Germanbro doesn't happen to see this
Backmarker 02/04/16 (Thu) 03:55:29 397d76 No. 34201
Backmarker 02/04/16 (Thu) 03:57:12 241099 No. 34202
>>34200
also why does britbro threatens with also deleting Vettel's folder? i don't care about Hannah lol
Backmarker 02/04/16 (Thu) 04:24:10 397d76 No. 34206
Because I know you guys are going to fill this before I get back from work today:
Enjoy your new thread.
>>34205
>>34205
>>34205
This means you have to move to the other thread Mexibro. Just passive aggressively informing you so we don't get an incident like last time where you think we all forgot about you (as much as we wish we could…) and stopped posting.
Backmarker 02/04/16 (Thu) 04:34:56 241099 No. 34209
>>34206
>(as much as we wish we could…)
i love you 2 britbro.
Backmarker 02/07/16 (Sun) 10:49:51 7a0798 No. 34698
Anyone have pics of the hot blonde marshall that's always at the Spa Grand Prix?
Backmarker 02/07/16 (Sun) 10:53:56 397d76 No. 34699