/f1/ - Formula One

RoC in here?

>>28911

yeah

>F1 show

>Pinkham

>Herbert

>sitting in chairs

>no studio audience of BESTFANS

Based

MY SIDES

>Ted: "we have … Susie Stoddart"

What is this, 2010?

>>28916

Mick Doohan retired last century

>>28917

I think you miss the point, anon.

>Susie Wolff (née Stoddart)

>"Force India is the best team in F1 pound for pound"

Considering Manor is only 4-5 seconds slower a lap, and have run their entire 2015 program on a budget of sixteen dollars, I think they edge out Force India.

>our car is great for illuminating urinating children

>this christmas why spend time talking with the relatives you avoid the rest of the year? turn on Sky Movies and ignore each other

who else /all stars/ here

>Romain

>based Sir Chris Hoy

more like the influence of that 40 year old woman he's fucking

>210 minutes

wow guess I'll break out the booze

>John Paul Herbert

>25 June 1964 (age 51)

>Michael "Mick" Sydney Doohan

>4 June 1965 (age 50)

you owe herbie a blowjob natalie

>Team England 1

>Team England 2

FUCKING SERIOUSLY?

>rigged to placate the BESTFANS

LEL, they had to put Australia and Germany in the first round, so they can get the Vettel/Bully race they marketed, because Doohan will knock Australia out in the first round like the old cunt does every year.

>jennie gow

so that's why buxton was in town this week

>Jennie Gow on Sky

kek

>>28931

can he even drive cars?

>Wikipedia: After his success in Grand Prix motorcycle racing he got a chance to test a Formula One race car, the Williams FW19, at Circuit de Catalunya (in Spain) in April 1998. He found the car difficult to drive and crashed against a guard rail

i guess not

>Mercedes supplying two black cars

How fucking hard is it?

HUEHUEHUE BTFO

HD stream:

http://www.ustream.tv/channel/LZ6BpZjkTUS/theater

>>28937

Complete with Reddit autism

>brave Sir Hoy blitzkreiged by Pascal Wehrmacht

oh well

ROMAIN

>jolyon choker

HAX

Poor Romain.

>I'd like to see Weirdline compete just minutes after his country was attacked by literally a million terrorists.

way to go uruguay

Fuck this music is sht

>give the one american a stock car

I see how it is

OMFG I can her Crufty on the PA

Thank fuck we got spared his cancer.

rigged

Fucking Solberg

Why the fuck is Toto there?

>>28949

stoddart has his keys

They just fucking interviewed Massa FFS

Is this the HUEHUEHUE feed?

>the Massa show

>>28949

HaB

>>28951

for the second time

>>28950

I think you're on to something anon.

>he has to rig the ROC for her to win if he wants to be unlocked

>>28953

Yeah that's what I meant, didn't word it very well due to rage.

>EuroNASCAR

>less fucking your sister, more scat

>>28947

I bet the Nordic passenger is fat for the decider.

>>28915

I wonder if the BESTFANS are scared of *terrorism*

the one who goes out first is at a disadvantage in this cold

>>28958

FFS, second time I've done that

>two asterisks

there are fewer people here than were in canada for group stage womens soccer

Now watch tricky Rick spank Fingerboi

I just got in

What's happened?

this was the one chance he had to change his helmet

>>28964

Fingerboi strikes again

HULK SMASH

>Sky taking this so seriously

I can't really see the point. It's just meant to be a bit of fun.

>mcnish

>legend of the sport

they should pass out hot mulled cider to the crowd and let some people in from off the street

>>28972

Nah m8 has to be bovril

You can't drink anything else in a cold stadium

>>28973

I thought people stopped doing that after mad cow

>>28974

At least they get some independence next summer.

>>28976

unlike toto's genitals

>"Susie can teach a lot to young ladies coming through"

Lesson 1: Fuck a team boss

Lesson 2: Have him to get you a testing drive for PR reasons.

>>28975

They always sell it at most stadiums.

Maybe not for the southern pansies.

>Susie

BTFO

>+3 seconds

That wasn't even close

UNDERSTEER IN ONE MINUTES

COME ON JB

HE PRESSED THE BUTTON

ARE JENSE

tweet her about buxton

>I should have got my willy out

god dammit DC

>>28990

Pretty sure the gap was more than 3 inches

:^)

>>28989

Black car one was ebin

did they just say he's from guernsey but lives in oxford? because the only person i've ever known from oxford split time in guernsey. wtf

>>28993

No Andy is from guernsey

Plato is from Oxford

>Will Buxton does a Tonya Harding on a passenger

>steals their seat

>stares at the camera the entire time

>Jennie trembles in fear

>>28995

>implying her husband hasn't scared him from even thinking about it

>>28998

That's true, 2015 Villeneuve isn't really on Jorda's level.

>>29000

Center of gravity looks pretty low though :^)

>baldcunt

>>29002

enough people to have a live death for

>commentators having banter about soccer

Fucking unprofessional imo

>not even kidding

>>29002

To be fair ROC never does well anywhere

>>29002

They should try actually promoting it.

>>29005

>>29006

I still reckon the BESTFANS are scared of terrorism

>>29005

is it usually right in the middle of 8m people

I don't like mascara in my mcdonalds

>>29009

I'll have it if you don't want it

>be me

>be sucker for eye makeup

>>29008

It was at Wembley not too long ago and it wasn't brilliant.

Same with Beijing and Bangkok.

>>29007

Nah it's a Friday night nobody cares.

jenson overjoyed to have beaten someone this year

>reminder that Susie was 3 seconds slower than a Blancpain driver

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alex_Buncombe#Racing_record

>>29011

>>29013

Mexico would get a crowd :^)

>>29013

I think they'd get a better crowd if they tried racing in Finland or USA.

>>29013

tractor pulls get bigger crowds than that

when they say six time olympic champion they mean he won like six medals in one olympics or four and two or something right? in whatever retard niche shit he did but at 100m and 200m and 300m

Why the fuck is some boatfag conefagging?

>english driving

>>29022

Still better than Freddy Hunt

>>29018

Are you talking about Chris Hoy?

Sprint cycling is great. And it was 6 over 3 Olympics.

>Ainslie

Really should stick to being GOAT at sailing and fucking Georgie Thompson

>>29024

sheesh you'd have to be some sort of… moron to let him in your car

>>29025

bicycles? at least that is almost a sport. the other one was sailboats

>>29026

The best part was the drama after that

>Hunt said he would pay for the damage

>Hunt thought the event insurance would cover it

>it didn't

>Hunt told the owner he'd pay him when he's doing better in his career

>or in other words: "I'll pay you when I'm rich and famous, until then you're fucked"

>car owner calls him out on Facebook

>bestfanboys defend Hunt

>>29028

>car people come back with a bill for £90,289,802.33

it's one of a kind and all the parts had to be hand-made by my mat- er, I mean the only professional mechanic qualified to work on it

>>29027

Better than Swimming which has a stupid amount of medals for the exact same thing.

I'm still salty about Sprint cycling getting their medals reduced.

Also Ainslie managed 4 golds in 4 Olympics while pissing off the entirety of Denmark by stealing their guys wind (yeah that is a thing) and then single handedly won your country the americas cup with the greatest comeback in all sport.

I was in the Sea Scouts so I have a soft spot for sailing

>>29031

He's used to sleeping next to Jessica's cold heart

>cheating bitch

>>29032

God dammit I was typing that

>>29031

he's used to standing outside, watching through the window when jessica bangs someone else

>>29030

>Swimming

yeah that shit is ridiculous

olympics are gay which is pretty authentic

>>29032

>>29033

She has escaped the media by the way and gone to Hawaii.

QUALITY COMMENTARY

>>29037

yeah that's fine because it's not the olympics

>inb4 Solberg puts it in the grandstand

>two black cars

>one orange one white stripe

>hulk whose colors are orange and black and white

did they think this through

>HULK

>>29039

I think it might be the only sport which has more controversial rule making then F1 though.

>that cliche focal length change shot

car videogs are such fucking hacks

>Sky talking down Bum Comb's skill

>yet he still beat Susie by 3 fucking seconds

Says a lot about how bad she is.

COME ON JB

2uality commentary again

>button in an understeery car

so much for him

>England - Germany Final

>In England

This isn't going to go well

what a manly man buncombe is

>massive undershifting

Dammit JB

jenson noo

>nearly 3 seconds

>Button being Susie tier

champing champing champing

>>29054

Fucked his gears

>>29051

:^)

>>29056

>Vettel

>>29057

Other way round

>tfw tired

You can tell Vettel is seriously pissed at what he did

Fucking Plato

>HULK

>fat marshal taunting

>>29063

toplel

>Vettel sitting down clearly hating himself

>Plato just fucking around

THEY THINK IT'S ALL OVER……IT IS NOW

schumi come back

>le under-rated Hulkenberg

>Cruft appears

COULD THIS GET ANY WORSE?

>Vettel's face in that slowmo

It's like someone has just killed his car

>>29073

I saw that.

>mind blown

>>29074

Probably some Germans coming over.

Ted's ROC Notebook:

https://vimeo.com/146448369

>apparently it's a thing

>tfw last thing Mexibro posted was about his computer

RIP Mexibro

Electrocuting yourself is not a nice way to go.

TIMES FOR ROC DAY TWO

http://www.timeanddate.com/worldclock/fixedtime.html?p1=%3a&iso=20151121T15&msg=ROC%20-%20Champion%20of%20Champions&ah=3&sort=1

>>29081

>tfw someone saw he had a new computer and broke into his house, decapitated him and stole it

If he posts remember that it is not him but the cartel. Just ignore his posts.

>>29086

Nice try cartel.

>>29090

FYI: Starts in 4 bongs 20 bings

>>29091

is it on eurosport 2 again? I think I have a stream around for that

>>29093

Not sure.

EuroSport2 potato stream:

http://cricfree.sx/update/euro2.php

>use element inspector to delete the anti-adblock shit

>>29094

looking at the eurosport and eurosport uk schedule pages it seems they are only doing 75 minutes of coverage

if I have to load the RLM youtube and watch the dude with the inferiority complex pace around a closet complaining about F1 and how he doesn't know what an undercut is I may as well not bother

>>29096

There is usually someone from Reddit who hosts a re-stream of the WEC subscription feed.

I'll post the link if so.

>>29080

>RoC starts earlier today

so missing the end of the WEC race anyway

>>29098

Yesterday was the Nations Cup, today is solo.

MotorsTV has the full WEC race

HD acestream:

84c27a15472ee950e0567667dfd270cc81b01498

*deinterlacing

just like the GP3 and GP2 we can play "try to spot the marshalls"

I think there are only five people working

oh the actor that I've never seen act is not here because he is actually acting

Went to pick up a pizza before the race for /snacks/, fuckers didn't even start to make it before I showed up to collect it 15 minutes later.

Abused the shit out of them, got a free 1.25L drink :^)

>tfw missed the first 10 mins of the race because of it

>>29106

No idea.

>protip: ctrl + r to crop the shit off the stop of the stream in VLC/Ace

>>29109

>ctrl

do you mean alt or do you have some weird version

>>29110

>

Oh you're right, my bad.

>>29110

I was thinking of ctrl, because I use ctrl + H to hide the UI when I have it always on top of my 8ch window.

>tfw I turned onahole back right-side-in earlier and now my hands have a rubbery mildew smell that won't wash off

>every time I eat one of these peanuts I get a waft

left it sitting out too long

this track just doesn't have enough concrete

>>29114

>be me

>head getting numb from working it too much

>don't even shoot when I cum from just my hand anymore

>need to start using my pocket pussy more often for greater shaft stimulation

Started using Vitamen E oil on it, I'll let you know how it goes.

>>29115

>decide to build racetrack in the desert

>recruit a track designer renowned for his excellent drainage

Why?

is the fia wec live timing page down?

inb4 "on the high speed television channel" spam

>fucking MotorsTV

oh nm the script was being blocked

>>29118

Fine here

http://live.fiawec.com/

damn their motul bumpers are LOUD

>>29113

here you go

HAHAHAHHAHA WEBBER'S CAR IS BREAKING DOWN

God I hope this is terminal, or costs them enough time to make victory impossible

>twitter being better commentators than the commentators

Why do they even pay them>

these cars have mechanical throttles?

>>29128

Maybe it has a single actuator to control the butterflies for a bank of (or all) cylinders

>somewhere Vettel is pissing himself laughing

>it's a V4

I was pretty sure it was a 4 but V is odd

Unfortunately they should catch the P2 cars easily.

>40 minutes in

>lead P2 car is 1 lap down

>need to make up 5 laps in over 5 hours

>>29131

Packaging I guess.

#7 car strategist qt

>>29135

Why can't we trade Leena for Monisha?

>1:42

2015 marussia Merhi: 1:39.722

oh wait that was qualy

eh nvm who cares

>>29136

why can't we trade eduardo for charlie?

would be nice to hear the messages read out

>>29140

Anyone talking other than Cruft is fine by me.

>>29125

>hating on Webber at WEC

cmoooon.

>Ace stream download gonna take around 1 hour

what the fuck is, fucking russian servers or whatever.

>>29142

Oh please Mexico…

I'm sure you've experienced local Mexitards who think that Perez is the greatest driver in the history of F1.

I had to put up with years of that, plus endless conspiracy theories when he lost.

>hurr hurr the starts aren't his fault, the clutch is designed how Vettel likes it because Helmet Marko

So fuck Webber.

>>29143

Installing it?

Try the torrent download from the site

>click the T

why doesn't audi run in am/pro? the r8

>>29145

>>29144

1.1.12

http://dl.acestream.org/products/acestream-vlc-1.1.12/win32/latest/torrent

2.0.5

http://dl.acestream.org/products/acestream-full/win/latest/torrent

>>29144

Yes yes i know you have Webber but this is WEC, you should give him a free pass for wec, nobody gives a shit about wec.

>>29145

might have to do that, the direct download is taking ages.

>>29147

thanks.

>>29146

Because Volkswagen can't afford more than two LM1 programs and an GT program.

>on the high speed television channel

>on the high speed television channel

>on the high speed television channel

>on the high speed television channel

>on the high speed television channel

>>29151

Oh they've gotten better.

They used to do it on every one.

nice to see Larbre has their vette back after they had to loan it out all those months to replace the one verstappen crashed

>>29153

>Jos finally paid up

>>29154

thank goodness they didn't have to shame him on facebook

>>29155

>implying Jos would give a shit, and wouldn't just like the post

>>29156

maybe he settled the bill with his daughter's used panties

>somehow this has almost 700,000 views.

>championship decider

>have 12 points over 2nd place team when their lowest finish was 3rd

>have to finish 3rd to clinch it

>car is totally dominant (5 wins in a row)

>still goes to shit

At least this choke isn't actually Webbo's fault though

>jonny kane

he was the worst mortal kombat

>>29164

man i don't want to fap this early.

>>29167

Sorry to disappoint you :^)

did he just say "hairy flappers"?

>>29169

Maybe. British people are weird like that.

Remember that "squeaky bum time" gambling ad?

>>29170

>suck it and see

>>29172

got any salmon

>ROC in an hour

>ROC runs for 3 hours

>4 hours of WEC left

FFS

Why do they have to schedule two events at the same time?

>>29174

four, GP3 and GP2

>>29175

er. i guess they delayed those

obv not on track atm

>>29177

Kill right

>short hair on women is disgusting

Fuck middle

>looks like a bit of a bitch, wouldn't want to spend my life with her

Marry right

>most natural beauty, she looks like she'd cook you dinner

Well fuck.

switching over

Crippleton sighted

jennie keeps harping on RHR's yellow suit as if there are no other DHL sponsored drivers in the world

>>29186

>yellow suit

>DHL sponsored

What are you talking about, it's obviously a Senna tribute.

:^)

RoC in charge of pyrotechnics

LMFAO

>pyro goes off half a lap early

>drivers think it's over

it is now

fuck, did they hire the formula e-jay?

>>29191

It was fucking terrible yesterday too

this hendrix cover is entirely inappropriate for this commercial

let's see how long they can go without mentioning how heavy the euronas…

oh nm

this endurance race is more /hype/ than most of the f1 battles this year

actually I can't think of any wheel to wheel battles right now

porsche wins LOL (LMP1, GTE-Pro and GTE-Am) but Wobbler is down to 6 points from the champions hip

I god hope they put Button in the Nascar

>massive understeer

>>29195

don't worry, manor will kill him next year

>>29196

#17 Porsche will pass the Toyotas in the time left, unfortunately.

>>29198

manor should get a tractor company as a title sponsor

Quality commentary…

>"Michelin has supplied the tires for ROC for a quarter of a…. decade"

So, 2 and a half years?

>>29199

Got the maths wrong, the Wobblermobile is up by 4 points

>>29203

Fuck it makes me rage that he's there.

He's achieved nothing but being born to the right parents, and people are too scared to tell him to fuck off because of his cripple privilege.

>tfw Mexibro was killed by a cartel for his new PC, and the cartel member posing as Mexibro would rather play smite than watch racing and shitpost

>Doohan wasting a seat for another year

Problem is, he's heavily involved in the ROC, so no one has the balls to tell him it's over and to fuck off.

>>29207

you left out

>because of his cripple privilege.

>Doohan beaten by a non-professional club racer

>>29208

That was even funnier when I realized it's kinda true.

>held together by plates and screws

>treaded Nascar tires

SOMEONE TELL AMERICA THEY EXIST

people use blenders to make non alcoholic drinks? the fuck

>go to the park with your family

>spend the entire time staring at your phone using a gambling app

That's literally having a problem

did grosjean drive the nascar yesterday?

>>29214

Ummm I think so.

>300 posts

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>>29216

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