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646de0 No.29216

ABU DHABI GRAND PRIX

>new thread because WEC and ROC shitposting took us to the 300 post limit before 8ch starts bugging out

646de0 No.29218

File: 1448121049775.jpg (41.01 KB, 347x297, 347:297, Bernie.jpg)

>tfw you occasionally hear Crufts arena commentary in the background


646de0 No.29219

>Solberg BTFO

Based Vettel


63d3d2 No.29220

File: 1448121340412.jpg (165.69 KB, 490x539, 10:11, bully.jpg)

shameful australia


646de0 No.29221

>Ricciardo bullied out by Hulk

BASED HULK


646de0 No.29222

File: 1448121385464.jpg (55.85 KB, 500x550, 10:11, Bully.jpg)


646de0 No.29223

File: 1448121649173.jpg (17.74 KB, 360x360, 1:1, Occy-strap.jpg)

Wow, the window mesh on the ROC buggy's is literally held closed by an occy strap looped under the steering column.


63d3d2 No.29224

how did we end up losing jennie


63d3d2 No.29225

>Susie has got a biiiiiiig hole


646de0 No.29226

>>29224

She was still there. You could hear her in the background talking occasionally.

I think they just wanted to have their shitty guest.


63d3d2 No.29227

>coulthard who raced for mercedes in DTM for several years

don't mention wolff's time in DTM


ef8028 No.29228

is roc happening?


63d3d2 No.29229

>>29228

the real mexibro would know


646de0 No.29230

File: 1448122154056.jpg (68.73 KB, 662x470, 331:235, palmer.jpg)

>Palmer in charge of growing even facial hair


ef8028 No.29231

>>29229

ok, im back to videogames then.


646de0 No.29232

>>29228

Ace:

02c14347959f78d8bf18f898c56f429ab5a44c7b

Potato:

cricfree.sx/update/skysf1.php

>>29229

This


63d3d2 No.29233

>>29232

this thread isn't even showing on the first page

pretty weak impersonation attempt


646de0 No.29234

File: 1448122493952.jpg (60.44 KB, 472x500, 118:125, dsdsd.jpg)

>tfw Mexibro's cartel replacement can't handle the bants


63d3d2 No.29235

romain noo


646de0 No.29236

File: 1448122717487.jpg (45.06 KB, 550x535, 110:107, sad-frog.jpg)


63d3d2 No.29237

>that countdown every break

who watches boxing? i understand wrestling is for adolescent boys and mma is for 20s male virgins and gays but boxing?

some relic like horse racing that only exists so gambling addicts can bet on it


646de0 No.29238

>>29237

>tfw MMA has been ruined by dudebros and wannabe tough cunts in tapout shirts


646de0 No.29239

>>29237

>some relic like horse racing that only exists so gambling addicts can bet on it

Sounds about right


63d3d2 No.29240

>>29238

you can't ruin something that was shit to begin with

didn't they have ninjas and sumo wrestlers and capoeira cunts when they started? always a shit


63d3d2 No.29241

File: 1448123359430-0.jpg (44.03 KB, 960x640, 3:2, 1444965669100-4.jpg)

File: 1448123359430-1.jpg (39.02 KB, 640x960, 2:3, 1444965669100-0.jpg)

File: 1448123359431-2.jpg (46.16 KB, 640x960, 2:3, 1444965669100-3.jpg)

>tfw no tire warmers


646de0 No.29242

>>29240

It was entertaining because you got to see shit like a boxer vs a kickboxer.

Then the MMA style developed, it got more violent, and fans who communicate via grunting moved in.


63d3d2 No.29243

File: 1448123571534.jpg (125.4 KB, 1024x576, 16:9, mr grab hands.jpg)

solberg is awfully familiar there


646de0 No.29244

File: 1448124054648.jpg (263.74 KB, 1504x836, 376:209, dssd.jpg)

>>29223

>dodgy


646de0 No.29245

>Hulk BTFO

Based Vettel


646de0 No.29246

File: 1448124208578.jpg (201.14 KB, 1491x843, 497:281, ssdsd.jpg)

>>29244

>British engineering


dd0ebf No.29247

WOBBLERMOBILE IN THE GARAGE


646de0 No.29248

>>29247

Oh shit, I was literally just looking at the timing, and saw it as PIT and thought "god I hope that's a breakdown and not a stop"

>tfw excited


63d3d2 No.29249

>>29247

they need P5, right? (assuming they pull the other car in)


63d3d2 No.29250

>out

averted


646de0 No.29251

>>29249

Depends who wins


dd0ebf No.29252

>>29248

No hybrid power apparently

>classic wobbler

>>29249

If the #18 wins, #17 needs 7th to win on countback


646de0 No.29253

Fuck these ROC commentators are bad

>"moral advantage"

As opposed to a morale advanatge


63d3d2 No.29254

>>29253

I liked when jennie screamed TIGHT TIGHT TIGHT


646de0 No.29255

>>29252

>No hybrid power apparently

Meanwhile the commentators said it can't run without it when it broke down the first time

>just make shit up as you go along to make it interesting


dd0ebf No.29256

>>29255

Porsche is saying it's the throttle again but Wobbler is losing lots of time. Team radio in the garage said the front hybrid system was the problem but I'm a filthy casual and dunno the exact 919 layout.

Commentators seem to have a problem doing 18-12=6pts=P7 though.

>"#17 needs somewhere between 7-8th place"


63d3d2 No.29257

File: 1448125420066.webm (Spoiler Image, 5.61 MB, 444x250, 222:125, 1417845072277.webm)

>that was a big slide for priaulx


646de0 No.29258

Great, the nobody who beat Susie Wolff is doing well.

Now she'll have an excuse.


63d3d2 No.29259

craig slater trying to get a big news scoop from people who are just trying to have a good time


646de0 No.29260

>>29259

Do they really think they're going to announce the Renault take over in an ambush interview at a social event?


646de0 No.29261

Wobbler has only lost 5 seconds a lap, which is not nearly enough to make a difference to the outcome.


63d3d2 No.29262

>>29260

slater strikes me as a bit of a lump

whenever autistic ted talks to him in notebook he has nothing to say but his robot script


63d3d2 No.29263

File: 1448126192478.jpg (135.43 KB, 1024x576, 16:9, blanc what.jpg)

bun cum is chuffed

>who?


63d3d2 No.29264

way to let everyone down DC


646de0 No.29265

DC

C H O K E

H

O

K

E


63d3d2 No.29266

File: 1448126661952.jpg (124.25 KB, 1024x576, 16:9, han.jpg)

hannahbanner is back


646de0 No.29267

>>29266

Looks like a QT


646de0 No.29268

>>29266

Where's Germanbro to translate?

>Google translate won't help

>graßt = graßt

>großt = big


63d3d2 No.29269

>>29267

it's hannah

she dyed her hair and wrapped up


63d3d2 No.29270

>>29268

grüßt


646de0 No.29271

>>29266

>greets

That works


3244a8 No.29272

>>29268

Hannah greets Sebastian Vettel


3244a8 No.29273

pls run over crofty


646de0 No.29274

File: 1448127174457.jpg (40.38 KB, 535x577, 535:577, 1419195269381.jpg)

>>29272

Too late Germany. So much for German efficiency…


63d3d2 No.29275

>>29271

when I was in hs they taught us "grüßt gott" was a greeting but i've never met a german who used it


63d3d2 No.29276

*grüß


63d3d2 No.29277

F1 to beat LMP


646de0 No.29278

I hope Seb wins and Crufty gets really salty doing the interview


63d3d2 No.29279

hurry up so I can catch the last 10 min of wec


646de0 No.29280


63d3d2 No.29281

that's like the fourth clutch they've burned out


646de0 No.29282

>Cruft talking about tweets on the PA

lul


63d3d2 No.29283

File: 1448128150868.jpg (173.09 KB, 1024x576, 16:9, kitty.jpg)

good publicity for the manufacturers of these weekend toy track cars


3244a8 No.29284

>>29283

can you even buy the ROC buggy?


63d3d2 No.29285

>>29284

I would imagine


63d3d2 No.29286

>his passenger was large

>everything about them reduced to how heavy they look in a helmet

IT"S A HUMAN BEAN


63d3d2 No.29287

4 minutes left in wec

thanks roc reliability


646de0 No.29288

>decider scheduled to be in Vettel's favoured car

>one of the cars breaks down

>drivers given different type of car

>Vettel given fat passenger

Rigged


646de0 No.29289

CHOKE


63d3d2 No.29290

File: 1448128804249.jpg (124.7 KB, 1024x576, 16:9, tickcok.jpg)

like I'm gonna miss webbo's radio


646de0 No.29291

File: 1448128878416.webm (1.91 MB, 960x540, 16:9, uber alles.webm)

V E T T E L

E

T

T

E

L


63d3d2 No.29292

File: 1448128976967.jpg (98.85 KB, 1024x576, 16:9, weebo.jpg)

done


646de0 No.29293

>>29292

>Webber finally wins a championship with help from two other drivers

>At the exact same moment, Vettel is crowned the champion of champions

Vettel just loves to cuck Webber


63d3d2 No.29294

File: 1448129188493.jpg (90.75 KB, 1024x576, 16:9, webs.jpg)

>>29293

it's like pottery


ef8028 No.29295

ayyy wobbler won!

a friend told me by message.

awesome for Webber!


63d3d2 No.29296

File: 1448129426201-0.jpg (87.13 KB, 1024x576, 16:9, terrorist fist pump.jpg)

File: 1448129426201-1.jpg (79.45 KB, 1024x576, 16:9, get a room.jpg)


646de0 No.29297

File: 1448129451946.jpg (2.36 KB, 125x120, 25:24, slap.jpg)

>>29295

Go back to videogames


63d3d2 No.29298

File: 1448129508681.jpg (103.6 KB, 1024x576, 16:9, tic.jpg)

he still does that nervous touch to the back of the head


63d3d2 No.29299

File: 1448129584184.jpg (110.93 KB, 1024x576, 16:9, champ.jpg)

too bad WEC championship is like the grammy of motor racing

>tfw made worthless because ant dav has one


dd0ebf No.29300

>F1 theme song playing for WEC

at least it's a different recording of the anthem


63d3d2 No.29301

>>29300

I think they just go to wikimedia commons

srsly


ef8028 No.29302

File: 1448129730834.gif (1.81 MB, 245x281, 245:281, fuckitimout.gif)

>>29297

fine, and i'm not gonna come back.


646de0 No.29303

>>29302

You'll be back.


63d3d2 No.29304

File: 1448129927043.jpg (110.96 KB, 1024x576, 16:9, ddde.jpg)

how he'll remember it


646de0 No.29305

File: 1448130087423.jpg (135.3 KB, 1024x576, 16:9, 1448129927043.jpg)


63d3d2 No.29306

File: 1448130533026-0.jpg (102.57 KB, 1024x576, 16:9, random blonde.jpg)

File: 1448130533027-1.jpg (105.25 KB, 1024x576, 16:9, rb2.jpg)

>last race of the year in a dry country

so cruel


646de0 No.29307

File: 1448130919206.jpg (1.5 MB, 1600x6405, 320:1281, screencapture-webcache-goo….jpg)

>be ROC

>advertise kart race with the drivers to be held after the main event

>delete the webpage on the day

>pretend nothing happened

http://www.raceofchampions.com/news/latest-news/driving-legends-to-compete-in-karts-after-saturday-s-race-of-champions/

>pic from google cache


63d3d2 No.29308

>switch back to sky

>they are showing hill schumi adelaide 94

do they get paid by the play or something


63d3d2 No.29309

what the fuck tomb raider is wearing cold weather clothes now? the only point of that shitty franchise was to watch that bitch crawl around on all fours in short shorts


63d3d2 No.29310

File: 1448131571271-0.jpg (93.72 KB, 1024x576, 16:9, dick.jpg)

File: 1448131571271-1.jpg (100.78 KB, 634x423, 634:423, 1447757664001.jpg)


646de0 No.29311

>>29308

BESTFANS love hearing about how evil Germans are


34bbaf No.29312

>>29309

The reboot was a mistake. I prefer the later games where you shoot quite a lot of shit as opposed to the earlier ones, but even for someone who buys and enjoys the latest call of duty games the reboot was shit. And the latest one looks even worse.

yay


646de0 No.29313

So I finally got around to watching the SkyF1 Midweek Report.

They talked about how Hamilton couldn't make it past a much slower Rosberg, and complained about how the aerodynamics and dirty air makes it impossible to pass, and how it must be addressed immediately.

Yet when the same thing happened to Nico in China this year, Sky literally mocked him…

>“Lewis was leading the race so I think he was entitled to do whatever he wanted. If you want to change that, get in front of him," said Martin Brundle.


63d3d2 No.29314

>>29313

the thing I took away from that was peter pointing out the madness of introducing a new engine and imposing an engine freeze at the same time

almost as if a certain company had pushed through rules for a spec they had already developed

>Formula Mercedes


646de0 No.29315

>>29314

Yeah, the engine freeze is utterly idiotic.

Could you imagine how shit the previous formula would have been if there was an aero freeze?

>BrawnGP shows up in Melbourne with a double diffuser, wins every race of the year


63d3d2 No.29316

>>29315

the fact that it's a freeze that isn't a freeze makes it even worse

they complain about irrelevant spending but now they are just making parts that won't even see one single day on track because they have to remake the same thing 20x before it is worth spending tokens on


63d3d2 No.29317

File: 1448140317805.jpg (76.08 KB, 750x563, 750:563, blocking the tv.jpg)

>tfw all the racing for the entire week stops right as you reach peak drunk


646de0 No.29320

File: 1448175020036.webm (7.5 MB, 854x480, 427:240, F1 2014 BOX DESTRUCTION! ….webm)

>BESTFANS


646de0 No.29321

Macau GP on the grid ready to go

http://livestream.com/fia/macaugp


646de0 No.29322

>>29321

>track audio on left channel only

>commentary on right channel only

This is surprisingly annoyong


646de0 No.29323

File: 1448178103714.jpg (50 KB, 534x627, 178:209, flag red.jpg)

2 laps and red flagged already

>inb4 it takes half an hour to restart it


646de0 No.29324

File: 1448179090052.png (161.33 KB, 534x627, 178:209, flag green.png)

>finally


646de0 No.29325

Rosenquist wins

>2 years in a row


63d3d2 No.29326

File: 1448188083292.jpg (93.98 KB, 600x800, 3:4, busrider.jpg)

>slept through some scraps of racing

damn, missed the bus


dd0ebf No.29327

File: 1448203619817-0.jpg (152.29 KB, 800x533, 800:533, wec-bahrain-2015-2015-cham….jpg)

File: 1448203619818-1.gif (676.56 KB, 752x256, 47:16, silly_webber.gif)

can he be stopped?


646de0 No.29328

File: 1448204862397.gif (674.96 KB, 752x256, 47:16, 1448203619818-1.gif)

>>29327

>Jimisbtfo


646de0 No.29329

>>29327

>be Webber

>2015

>have dominant car

>don't have to do standing starts

>have teammates in same car instead of against you

Looks like he finally learned form his mistakes


34bbaf No.29330

File: 1448209043392.jpg (174.63 KB, 800x533, 800:533, implying vettel cant drive.jpg)

>>29329

And yet he still got cucked by Vettel


646de0 No.29331

>>29330

IKR, it's so poetic

>be Webber

>finally become a champion

>at the exact same moment, Vettel becomes the champion of all champions


454052 No.29335

Lewis is at the NASCAR race


454052 No.29336

Lewis is at the NASCAR race


646de0 No.29337

File: 1448228250126.webm (1.67 MB, 640x360, 16:9, rekt.webm)

>>29335

>>29336

rekt by ebin kid


63d3d2 No.29338

>>29307

>Unfortunately we had to cancel the kart race as we felt we did not have sufficient TecPro to cover the concrete barriers and meet our high safety standards.


646de0 No.29342

>>29338

I wonder how many of them were drunk…


646de0 No.29343

>be me

>move 20km from old house

>go down the fish and chip shop

>get harassed by the same loser begger who used to harass me in the old neighbourhood

>mind blown

Guy gives me the absolute shits. He once asked me if I could spare any money because he "wanted to buy a $5 hamburger for his son".

What kind of dumbass would spend the only $5 they have on a fucking store bought hamburger when facing starvation. Go to the fucking supermarket and get 10x the amount of food for the same money.


34bbaf No.29345

>>29342

It could have been fun to see the best drivers competing against eachother completely shitfaced.


454052 No.29346

Just to add to the fantasy Mexibro has that I'm a spy I'm attending a black suit and bowtie event for tomorrow evening.

If I don't make it back then Spectre won.


646de0 No.29348

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>29346

>Just to add to the fantasy Mexibro has

I don't think Mexibro has any fantasies that don't involve vidya since he got his new PC :'(


646de0 No.29349

File: 1448274149356.jpg (83.09 KB, 539x615, 539:615, tractor.jpg)

>YouTube bringing that bants


646de0 No.29350

File: 1448274500390.png (423.35 KB, 1267x346, 1267:346, hebe.png)

>>29349

Um….


63d3d2 No.29352

> http://www.skysports.com/f1/news/12473/10075262/lotus-chairman-gerard-lopez-says-renault-takeover-pretty-much-done

it's pretty much done

I mean really it's all about to happen

some time soon we will announce something

there are just a few minor things to clear up


646de0 No.29353

>>29350

Fucking board is playing up already.

>tried posting in this thread twice

>didn't show up

>posted in wag thread instead

>now it shows up

>thus it's in both threads

Luckily we only have one race to go this year, and the new software should be finished by the Australian GP.


646de0 No.29354

>>29352

That's a shame. I would have loved to see another Sauber legal battle in Melbourne when Monisha kicked one of her drivers for Maldonado's money.


63d3d2 No.29355

File: 1448276401085-0.jpg (167.37 KB, 800x533, 800:533, wec-bahrain-november-testi….jpg)

File: 1448276401123-1.jpg (214.66 KB, 800x533, 800:533, wec-bahrain-november-testi….jpg)

File: 1448276401125-2.jpg (163.09 KB, 800x533, 800:533, wec-bahrain-november-testi….jpg)

File: 1448276401132-3.jpg (201.71 KB, 800x533, 800:533, wec-bahrain-november-testi….jpg)

meanwhile in bahrain


63d3d2 No.29356

>>29353

>Luckily we only have one race to go this year,

but what about the formula E races in urgay and good aires and mehico


646de0 No.29357

>>29356

Spoiler: Renault Wins LOL


63d3d2 No.29358

>>29357

do you think they could get susie to come out of retirement and replace simona ?

or will she be in the Sky commentary booth all next year with her career ending pregnancy


646de0 No.29359

>>29358

>will she be in the Sky commentary booth

That hadn't occurred to me yet. Fuck.

Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck


63d3d2 No.29360

>>29359

anything that means less Ant is okay w me


63d3d2 No.29361

https://joesaward.wordpress.com/2015/11/23/a-change-in-argentina/

>Hermann Tilke is understood to have designed a new layout, including a suitable pit and paddock complex that will need to be built.

fuck

>>28139

>>28139

>>28139


444474 No.29362

>>29361

Is Tilke the only track designer they could find? Can't they get someone who actually can make fun tracks?


8370a5 No.29363

>>29362

Can you think of another track designer? I mean most nice tracks just sort of spawned and evolved over the years and no amount of thinking can make this happen.

btw nice ID


dd0ebf No.29364

>>29362

>>29363

Tavo Hellmund designed the COTA layout before it got Tilkefied iirc. The bigger thing is establishing a circuit on interesting terrain, i.e. not flat/swamp/desert land. Too bad COTA is about to be off the calendar due to lack of gov't shekels .


444474 No.29365

>>29363

Why not have a contest and pick the best one by a jury of racers, builders and officials?


63d3d2 No.29366

>>29364

>Too bad COTA is about to be off the calendar due to lack of gov't shekels .

entirely depends if bernie will take a $5m cut in pocketed shekels to keep a gp in the US, because those other floated venues certainly aren't going to be ready by this time next year

it's like anything else with gov't money, the price becomes gov't money + whatever the price would normally be

I wonder how much the hungarians pay

>>29362

it seems they hired him to do the design some years ago if that makes any difference

>"My concept here is to take the track in its original form, asphalt over it and make it utterly shit in every way. We will paint the kerbs in your country's flag colors. That will be $12m please."


e01c96 No.29367

>>29362

There is Apex designs who did Silverstone and I think modified Tilke's Singapore drawings and built it. They mostly do top level Kart circuits IIRC

But that is just a company setup by one of Tilke's former colleagues.


646de0 No.29368

>>29364

>Tavo Hellmund designed the COTA layout before it got Tilkefied iirc.

Tilke handled all the technical shit involved in circuit design, like drainage

>no memeing

It's pretty easy to draw some curves on a piece of paper and call it a track design, but actually handling the civil engineering on a modern circuit is a LOT more involved, and Tilke is actually good at that part.


22cc16 No.29369

==Vettel/Verstappen 2017


22cc16 No.29370

Vettel/Verstappen 2017


646de0 No.29371

>>29370

I doubt it. Red Bull's lawyers will have Max locked down tighter than Seb has Hannah.


22cc16 No.29372

>>29371

Goddammit.. I hope there will be some new Hannah pics in 2016. I am really getting sick of fapping to the same pics over and over.


22cc16 No.29373

test


22cc16 No.29374

It's funny how you can make a post and then get an error. Then you try to post it again and it says "flood detected". So you wait 10 minutes, 20 minutes, sometimes even longer and then it finally appears. It's like a guessing game.


646de0 No.29375

>>29372

IKR. Hopefully he'll let her come to a race if it's likely he'll win his first Ferrari championship that weekend.

>>29374

Yeah the first post wont appear, the repost floods, then the next post by whoever seems to bump the posts visible. It's fucking annoying.


bf6433 No.29376

>>29362

John hugenholz is dead. Alan Wilson does some okay tracks that kick tilke's ass.


bf6433 No.29377

>>29365

>why not bid it out like any other fucking competitive market on earth

Because f1 is ironically full of communists who want prescriptive regulations, limited freedom, cost caps, single suppliers, restrictive contracts, and shit tracks. Mosley was in nazi orgies and for all the stupid shit he did, he's not even as bad as the strategy group.


dd0ebf No.29378

>all these suppliers putting in bids for the 2017 spec engine

>mecachrome too now

>don't even know what the regs are yet

unless I'm missing something ofc. this whole thing where the powers that be are hyping 5s a lap faster in 2017 while endlessly running out the clock on the regulations needs to stop. the 2014 regs were finalized further ahead than this iirc and those were the biggest change in F1 ever, but this would probably exceed that. and they're still not finalized, please someone correct me

http://www.motorsport.com/f1/news/mecachrome-q-a-two-teams-four-cars-is-the-plan/

so they want to do GP3, GP2, and F1? where will it end?


646de0 No.29379

>>29378

>We won a few months ago the GP3 engine supplier deal from 2016, which will be an atmospheric 3.4L V6.

>We also won the supplier contract for GP2 series from 2017 with a turbo V6, also a 3.4L.

So that's every series, including F1, having a fucking V6 now.

>ftw literally the worst engine layout has taken over motrosport


63d3d2 No.29380

>>29378

>>29379

is there still going to be a new F2? they can add that as well


444474 No.29381

>>29380

Last I checked, F2 is going to be yet another fucking spec series.


646de0 No.29382

>>29381

All feeder series are.


444474 No.29383

>>29382

It's a legit shame because F2 would have been a great feeder series for manufacturers.


646de0 No.29384

>>29383

True that


63d3d2 No.29385

>>29381

with DRS


63d3d2 No.29386

also

fucking snow

fuck snow


955518 No.29387

>>29381

Unfucking believable. All feeder series and f1 used to be non spec. Now everything is spec hybrid v6s with drs on tilke tracks.

Wake me up from this nightmare.


955518 No.29388

>>29378

The dumbest thing is that if they just let people enter 3 liter engines, all the manufacturers already make or have the tooling to make those in various different configurations. Judd, AER, Illmor, mechachrome, cosworth and others.

Also its going to suck if there is only one of these non hybrid engines available. If the FIA chooses that only illmor can make engines for this rule set, versus allowing all the manufacturers that have applied to sell theirs, it will only be a different kind of retarded instead of an improvement.


63d3d2 No.29389

>>29388

>Also its going to suck if there is only one of these non hybrid engines available.

reading those motorsport articles it sounds as if that is indeed exactly what is going to happen


646de0 No.29390

File: 1448386384307.jpg (44.2 KB, 776x602, 388:301, Get_a_load.jpg)

>>29387

>Wake me up from this nightmare.

>he thinks this nightmare is going to end


955518 No.29391

>>29388

>The dumbest thing is that if they just let people enter 3 liter engines, all the manufacturers already make or have the tooling to make those in various different configurations. Judd, AER, Illmor, mechachrome, cosworth and others.

Instead of just doing this, they came up with a retardedly complex tender system where every manufacturer has to modify their existing engines to meet arbitrary parameters ostensibly created in order to achieve parity with the worst engine rule set in the history of the sport.


646de0 No.29392

>>29391

>Judd, AER, Illmor, mechachrome, cosworth and others.

>be American

>not extolling the virtues of "stock blocks"

pick one


63d3d2 No.29393

presumably they would make the alt-engined teams carry all their fuel from the start and also they would need more of it

what happens when it gets to lap 50/57 and they are 100kgs less than the manufacturer teams carrying around all their batteries


63d3d2 No.29394

inb4 some sort of variable air restrictor on a timer


955518 No.29395

>>29392

Ok we can play that game.

Ryan falconer racing engines, the Buick Indy engines with the huge turbos on them that tended to explode, the 80000th derivative of the cosworth dfv (can't improve on perfection), and the Chevy small block (im obviously kidding, but intrepid actually was competitive in imsa gtp with a built Chevy v8).

Also the world championship winning repco engine was a overhead cam converted and reworked Oldsmobile 215 ci (cubic inches in this country) v8. The same John Judd of Judd engine developments worked on that. An American mass production v8 reworked in Australia.

To spite all non Americans, they should go to a 185 cubic inch formula (the same as 3 liters but palatable to redneck engine builders.


955518 No.29396

>>29393

>what happens when it gets to lap 50/57 and they are 100kgs less than the manufacturer teams carrying around all their batteries

The long evident superiority of non hybrid machinery will make reddit and jean todt so very shitter shattered.

>>29394

I bet they read this board just for inspiration like that.


955518 No.29397

>>29393

More seriously, with historical perspective: When the 3.5 liter engines raced against the 2 bar of boost limited turbos, the two engine design paradigms were actually quite well matched. The turbos usually had the edge when raw power was concerned, and saw those advantages in qualifying. But over the course of a race distance the lighter weight and superior reliability under higher load (as well as packaging advantages) gave a huge boost to the NA engines. FIA being the pricks they were and are, raised the minimum weight (which has no reason to exist) massively to rob the NA cars and give dominance to the turbo cars (hence honda-McLaren hegemony over wins that year)


34bbaf No.29398

>>29393

They could allow the battery powered teams to use MORE BATTERY POWER by installing wireless charging leads on the straights so the batteries are charging "normally" instead of relying on energy recovering tactics.


646de0 No.29399

File: 1448395495151-0.jpg (143.39 KB, 1024x768, 4:3, slot62109026.jpg)

File: 1448395495151-1.jpg (148.18 KB, 1024x768, 4:3, slot62109042.jpg)

>>29398

I can see the FIA's interpretation already…


955518 No.29401

>>29399

Plebbit: "before scalectric there was no overtaking"


63d3d2 No.29402

is there an official Tilke scalextric set?


0d11c1 No.29404

>>29402

Any set will do, because Tilke builds tracks reusing the same sort of corners and sections. Just like a Scalextric set.


0d11c1 No.29405

>>29404

And all of that on the flattest bit of land possible, which has about the same personality as your bedroom floor.


63d3d2 No.29406

>>29405

my bedroom floor has a lot of personality

I really should run a mop through there


dd0ebf No.29407

File: 1448455845389.jpg (43.95 KB, 612x380, 153:95, last-week-tonight-01_612x3….jpg)

THREAT SUCCESSFUL

>Jean and Bernie's alternative engine doesn't pass the strategy commission, aka rejected by the teams

>Manufacturer proposals for lowering costs due on Jan. 15 next year

It's 2015 and they can't agree on anything besides when to have the next meeting. Come on, twenty-fifteen!


55efef No.29408

>>29405

Make sure you put a lot of decreasing radius corners (no need to make them any different from each other) and the longest straight away immediately followed by a hairpin. Dump a bunch of chicanes in there wherever you can fit them.


55efef No.29409

>>29407

They're going to force it through no matter what. Bernie is determined on this one.

Also fuck you John Oliver, your naive politicization of every issue is almost as annoying as your teeth.

2015


63d3d2 No.29410

File: 1448456657900.jpg (35.39 KB, 337x480, 337:480, XУИТА.jpg)

>>29407

>Significantly manufacturers will have to supply a minimum number of teams, if required.

poor Manor is going to get stuck with Honda after all

who also make the 8ch servers it seems


dd0ebf No.29411

>>29409

The thing is they can't, at least not through the commission. FIA+FOM have a majority vote in the strategy group but less say in the commission iirc.

Imagine if John Oliver did a piece on F1:

>You see, there's this so-called-sport called F1

>They drive around in circles burning precious fossil fuels

>And there are no woman drivers

>[crowd booing]

>That's right, and Bernie said something sexist 10 years ago

>[plays clip of 'household appliances', audience uproar]

>It's two-thousand and fifteen and half the world isn't allowed to drive an F1 car?

>Come on, where's the equality?

oh man he would have a field day


646de0 No.29412

File: 1448494794801.jpg (31.22 KB, 430x320, 43:32, mexico.jpg)

>tfw Mexibro chose video games over us

Feels bad man


646de0 No.29413

>>29410

>who also make the 8ch servers it seems

We should change "[At least on paper] The Pinnacle of Motorsport" to "POWERED BY HONDA"

:^)


63d3d2 No.29414

wow only 10 hours for a post to show up, Arai-san would definitely approve


63d3d2 No.29415

File: 1448505249991.jpg (83.86 KB, 800x533, 800:533, PA1834494.0036.jpg)

F1 » Honda problems hamper Vandoorne Super Formula test

>25 November 2015

>Stoffel Vandoorne enjoys his first Super Formula test at Suzuka, but has his mileage curtailed by Honda engine problems.

>"It's been a bit of a difficult day for us with engine problems in the morning. I did not do so many laps in dry conditions but I think our pace looked pretty good before the failure. "


646de0 No.29416

>>29415

Topi Kekonen


646de0 No.29417

File: 1448526591116.png (390.17 KB, 632x750, 316:375, shazam.png)

>MORE SPONSORS THAN MCLAREN


259c1d No.29418

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>0:15 "err… err…"

>Error occured: Reboot system


fe46cf No.29419

File: 1448544531529.png (84.2 KB, 1849x610, 1849:610, Race-schedule-Nov27-29.png)


63d3d2 No.29420

File: 1448546348280.jpg (119.28 KB, 637x773, 637:773, somers.jpg)

kek


63d3d2 No.29421

who was the first driver to say "extract the maximum"? or "good points"?


cf7c2e No.29422

>>29421

Does anyone say "for sure" more than the Hispanic manlet?


646de0 No.29423

File: 1448565760854.webm (642.63 KB, 960x540, 16:9, weebm.webm)

He's such a fucking weeb.


63d3d2 No.29424

>With Button having been team-mates with Hamilton from 2010-2012 at McLaren, he says Alonso provides the bigger test.

>“In a race? [Alonso is] a bigger challenge I would say, a more consistent challenge, he’s always there," Button said. "On some race days Lewis was untouchable and on other race days it was like ‘Where is he?’

http://en.f1i.com/news/34930-alonso-a-bigger-challenge-than-hamilton-button.html


646de0 No.29425

>>29424

>and on other race days it was like ‘Where is he?’

Because Lewis is a little bitch completely ruled by emotion

>I'd post feel_guy_Lewis_at_a_party.jpg if I had it, but I mysteriously don't


cf7c2e No.29426

>>29424

When I say that he is a trained monkey, I mean that in the literal sense, not in the racist one.


646de0 No.29427

<12 bongs to FP1

HYPE


63d3d2 No.29428

is it legal to bring dildos into abu dhabi?


646de0 No.29429

File: 1448574670431.jpg (96.34 KB, 531x471, 177:157, absolutely haram.jpg)


34bbaf No.29430

>>29428

The STR9 managed to get into the country so it's probably legal


63d3d2 No.29431

I mean they are away from base so much of the year

claire must have some really nice ones

I bet she has a skinny one named bruno


646de0 No.29432

File: 1448577260922.jpg (193.09 KB, 986x632, 493:316, claire cuck.jpg)

>>29431

Nope. How's she going to use them?


63d3d2 No.29433

File: 1448585383631.webm (Spoiler Image, 4.21 MB, 936x796, 234:199, nhp.webm)

>>29432

something like this


646de0 No.29434


63d3d2 No.29435

what are the chances FP1 will be worth watching?

>end of year meaningless race

>shit track

>daytime temps amount of running

>WEC is over so ant is available for all sessions plus telling us how lewis opens up a corner @the Sky™ Pad™©®

>some new article 3 technical regulations let's get your tweets hashtag


646de0 No.29436

>>29435

>be America

>don't watch FP1

>Hamilton insults Mohammad

>Abby Dabby government beheads him on live TV when he gets back to the garage

>Bernie has all videos of it removed from the interweb before you wake up


37584b No.29437

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

New Scuderia Autismo video with Seb wearing Kimi's cap


646de0 No.29438

>>29437

>Arab Oil Money World


0d11c1 No.29439

>>29433

>russian chatroulette

oh god


646de0 No.29440

I can't wait until paddock uncut gets uploaded, because Ted went full retard.

>they're talking about how Lewis has a 44 logo on his hat for the 44th Abu Dhabi national day

>Lewis says how he likes it because he's promoting to Brits to visit Abu Dhabi

>Ted then says "and that sends a message to Nico Rosberg that you haven't given up"

What?


6431d9 No.29441

>>29440

He couldn't think straight while having Hamilcock in his mouth tbh


646de0 No.29442

>>29441

Pretty much. The rest of the interview he was defending Hamilton's losing streak to Nico harder than Hamilton was himself.


646de0 No.29443

>Lewis blaming the car for his lack of performance

If Nico said that earlier in the season Sky would have literally mocked him


646de0 No.29444

ahahahaha

>Lotus didn't have their cars built before the race weekend

>in the press conference yesterday, Romain said he didn't care as long as it was running for FP2

>(because Palmer is driving FP1)

>Pastor's car is finished, but Romain's isn't working and won't get much running in FP1

Palmer BTFO for stealing based Romain's car


646de0 No.29445

>Anthony Davidson in the both

Fuck.


646de0 No.29446

>Croft laughing at his own le ice cream man joke


6431d9 No.29447

>Davidson not knowing that was an aero rake


646de0 No.29448

File: 1448615594075.png (35.03 KB, 626x370, 313:185, lotus.png)

>media BTFO


646de0 No.29449

File: 1448615677825.jpg (136.01 KB, 768x1024, 3:4, CUzqi3mUYAAPiVB.jpg)

>Manor in charge of new wishbones


646de0 No.29450

File: 1448616252055.jpg (72.5 KB, 900x600, 3:2, merc.jpg)

Kravitz really doesn't know shit

>"it's a vortex generator"

>"it creates a vortex"

>"and that….. (pauses) … creates more downforce"


646de0 No.29451

>>29450

>Scarbs sending in a tweet to say what it actually does.

TED CUCKED HARD

I'm surprised that Crufty would be so stupid that he doesn't realize how incompetent it makes their own "technical expert" look.

>well, not really


646de0 No.29452

>tfw 8ch is casual land now, and no one watches FP1


454052 No.29453

>>29452

Computer is acting up and I'm getting ready for work.

I'll be away all next week as well doing more out of office work. Christmas is a busy time.


646de0 No.29454

>>29453

>I'll be away all next week

Meh, I expect this place to be Schumacher during the off season anyway.


454052 No.29455

>>29454

That Seb/Hanna/trainer fanfic updated.

Seb and Hanna had sex describing what they would let the trainer do to the other.

I can tell it's going to put more emphasis on the gay sex though at least I get some het.


ef8028 No.29456

>>29452

f1 is shit, boring as fuck, not even gonna bother watching next year unless the merc cars end not on the podium in australia.

Indycar is better and more fun.


646de0 No.29457

File: 1448619600982.webm (Spoiler Image, 358.73 KB, 720x404, 180:101, 7A72VNe.webm)

>>29456

But Vettel and Ferrari might actually be competitive next year

>webm unrelated


646de0 No.29458

>>29457

I'm going to rename that to

>Mexibro watching F1.webm


ef8028 No.29459

>>29457

might… if they win in Australia in a dominant 1-2 over 30 seconds a head of Red Bull 3-5 with Williams 4-6 i'm down.


646de0 No.29460

>>29459

As long as we're talking fantasy, I'd prefer a Ferrari 1-2 McLaren 3-4, just to see Alonso get cucked by Vettel again


646de0 No.29461

File: 1448620088048.jpg (48.19 KB, 600x450, 4:3, CUz6AhVWEAATHzV.jpg)

>Italians in charge of organizing the correct size helmet


ef8028 No.29462

>>29460

nah fuck Mclaren and their honda dreams.

hope they end up last, behind the manors and the saubers.

team america top of the midfield calling it now.


646de0 No.29463

>>29462

True, Manor beating Honda would be sweet.

>but it won't be the same without Booth and Lowden running the team

>tfw the real racers are gone, and a rich boy is in charge now


ef8028 No.29464

File: 1448620443740.gif (5.68 MB, 564x482, 282:241, confreyislit.gif)

well i'm out, i might catch the end of FP2 if i have the time.


646de0 No.29465

File: 1448627158261.png (44.55 KB, 872x398, 436:199, fucking plebbit.png)

Fucking Plebbit claiming credit for "Chocolate Senna"

>I was so outraged I made an account


63d3d2 No.29466

slept thru

>>29445

is the black cock covering this one? dl allen or edwards later if not i'll just catch scraps of fp1 as sky replays them while i'm taking a shit


6032a0 No.29467

>>29465

upvoted


494f4f No.29468

Someone drop a link that works on mobile please.

Squirrel is death and I don't think ace streams works on android does it?


646de0 No.29469

>>29466

No idea. Ask a BESTFAN


646de0 No.29470


63d3d2 No.29471

File: 1448629186731.webm (7.65 MB, 540x360, 3:2, dobi1800.webm)

everyone ready for another german 1-2?


646de0 No.29472

File: 1448629291296.jpg (45.06 KB, 550x535, 110:107, sad-frog.jpg)

>>29471

>tfw no German GF

Why not just lock my dick up like Toto


63d3d2 No.29473

vettel shouldn't sing


646de0 No.29474

>based Vettel


646de0 No.29475

>Dear Fernando,

>That's how you build team morale, instead of destroying it.

>Love,

>Sebby


63d3d2 No.29476

>a proven quality driver

that's the first think nice I've heard about gimi on sky all year

as they push their dump him agenda


494f4f No.29477

>>29471

I understood nothing but I got a boner just listening her talk.

German girls masters of dirty talking I guess.

>>29470

Thanks.


63d3d2 No.29478

File: 1448629696755.jpg (105.13 KB, 1024x576, 16:9, emoji.jpg)

who dis


646de0 No.29479

>>29478

Maria de Vitola

:^)


63d3d2 No.29480

File: 1448630236642-0.jpg (88.96 KB, 1024x576, 16:9, mdv1.jpg)

File: 1448630236649-1.jpg (96.91 KB, 1024x576, 16:9, mdv2.jpg)

>>29479

> (13 January 1980 – 11 October 2013)

RIP


646de0 No.29481

File: 1448630387680.jpg (39.18 KB, 620x387, 620:387, devillota_2366387b.jpg)

>>29480

It was a pirate joke, anon.


63d3d2 No.29482

>>29481

>pirate

i always thought of her as a bond villain


646de0 No.29483

>Cruft acknowledging that Smedley is sick of "Felipe baby" jokes

>Cruft literally made a le ice cream man joke in FP1


646de0 No.29484

>housemates are unironically listening to Eminem

Time for headphones


63d3d2 No.29485

>>29484

people with lots of illegitimate children like eminem? wonders


63d3d2 No.29486

brundle bringing the button understeer bants


63d3d2 No.29487

>Charlie

>Alpha

>Romeo

>Papa

i hate that fish


646de0 No.29488

>>29487

>Brundle trying that hard

HOLY FUCK CROFT JUST APOLOGIZED FOR IT


494f4f No.29489

Strim ded

Send help


646de0 No.29490

>Ericcson

>"I'm struggling with grip so much I don't know why"

Because talent


646de0 No.29491


63d3d2 No.29492

abu dhabi: where dank memes are only 9 years behind


494f4f No.29493

>>29491

Help receive. Thanks


646de0 No.29494

>the Williams doesn't look like it's handling well today

>today

>to

>day


63d3d2 No.29495

that would be an arrow slit


646de0 No.29496

File: 1448631807960.jpg (114.12 KB, 893x708, 893:708, verstappen sister victoria.jpg)

>>29495

>a Victoria slit, not a Jessica slit


63d3d2 No.29497

ted in charge of basic math


646de0 No.29498

>>29497

Better that than spark plugs


63d3d2 No.29499

board dying


646de0 No.29500

File: 1448632182684.jpg (117.53 KB, 1082x707, 1082:707, wut.jpg)

That's free money…


63d3d2 No.29501

>>29500

>enhanced winnings paid in free bets


63d3d2 No.29502

>check thermometer outside my window

>-2 degrees

it's not accurate but that still means like 8


646de0 No.29503

>>29501

toplel


63d3d2 No.29504

haven't the italians started the process to canonize enzo? how is that coming along


646de0 No.29505

>>29504

These are Italians we're talking about on all sides, I'm sure it's just a matter of organizing a bride.


63d3d2 No.29506

File: 1448632898210.jpg (146 KB, 1024x576, 16:9, std.jpg)

>it's that douchebag with the body pierce earring


63d3d2 No.29507

as if these homologation rules as of now would stay the same with rb money in the mix and all these negotiations ongoing


646de0 No.29508

>>29507

Exactly. Bernie isn't going to lose 4 cars over this.


63d3d2 No.29509

>>29508

sky are such regulations fetishists they don't look up


63d3d2 No.29510

famous grouse is actually pretty good for cheap stuff


63d3d2 No.29511

File: 1448633542372.jpg (164.84 KB, 1024x576, 16:9, daveeday.jpg)

valsecchi looks so sad now


63d3d2 No.29512

File: 1448633936416.jpg (147.68 KB, 1024x576, 16:9, elderly wheels.jpg)

looks like claire might get unlocked for the party after all


646de0 No.29513

>>29512

>implying the senile old bastard even knows where the key is anymore


63d3d2 No.29514

>>29513

all their traditional arab sponsors would be pretty upset to miss the 36th annual running of the train


63d3d2 No.29515

is crofty's voice actually in that official F1 game?


63d3d2 No.29517

who /FP1 rerun/ here? just starting now


63d3d2 No.29518

File: 1448647580604.jpg (31.08 KB, 620x349, 620:349, cheesypeas.jpg)

>the temperature's a bit scorchio


63d3d2 No.29519

File: 1448649973877.jpg (94.45 KB, 1024x576, 16:9, prostitutes.jpg)

how much do you think they cost?


646de0 No.29520

>>29519

Whatever it is, it's worth it.


63d3d2 No.29521

File: 1448652360531.jpg (136.46 KB, 1024x576, 16:9, williams nothing racing.jpg)

do they sell special de-martini'd merch?

if you show up to the race with a regular williams martini shirt do they make you put on a loaner? like that time I went to school in a concert tshirt that had a boobie on


63d3d2 No.29522

File: 1448652797820-0.jpg (95.14 KB, 1024x576, 16:9, mdv4.jpg)

File: 1448652797821-1.jpg (91.31 KB, 1024x576, 16:9, mdv5.jpg)

File: 1448652797821-2.jpg (84.97 KB, 1024x576, 16:9, mdv6.jpg)

File: 1448652797840-3.jpg (97.94 KB, 1024x576, 16:9, mdv3.jpg)

>five pointed star tattoos

so she is a stripper or porn lady


454052 No.29523

>>29522

It's Laura

Fernando's GF

Also Jessica has a star behind her ear…


646de0 No.29524

>News emerged today that the all-electric motorsport series Formula E will launch a driverless car racing concept as a support category.

>The new concept is called ROBORACE; the first race is planned for the 2016-17 season. Ten teams will field two driverless cars each in races lasting an hour each.

Can shit get any funnier?


646de0 No.29525


454052 No.29526

File: 1448660660295-0.jpg (338 KB, 857x1204, 857:1204, mitihata-62.jpg)

File: 1448660660295-1.png (556.36 KB, 570x774, 95:129, Jessica_tattoo.png)

>>29523

>>29522

Not to mention the other place she has a five pointed star


454052 No.29527

>>29524

>>29525

To be fair I do find that a bit interesting.

I can only see it failing miserably but in an interesting way.


63d3d2 No.29528

>>29524

since they do it in city centers they should have a homeless race with shopping carts


63d3d2 No.29529

or a whore race where the champion wins yet another tattoo


63d3d2 No.29530

File: 1448661266432.jpg (103.42 KB, 1024x576, 16:9, i hate my job.jpg)

F1 Show is utter shit this week

shocking I know


454052 No.29531

>>29530

I know Tyson Fury's cousin

That is my claim to fame right there.


63d3d2 No.29532

File: 1448661547399.jpg (69.84 KB, 1024x576, 16:9, as if ted.jpg)

although there is a big segment of claire time


63d3d2 No.29533

>>29531

biblically?


454052 No.29534

>>29533

Went to the same primary school.

Bit of an arse.


646de0 No.29535

>>29531

I'm sure you've met Mike as many times as he has


646de0 No.29537

>305 posts

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63d3d2 No.29538

that royal baby boy is one ugly fucker




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