/f1/ - Formula One

>>29535

They are all part of the same traveller community and everyone in the family boxes.

There is at least 5-6 of them currently boxing and I watched the guy try and have a fight with a chicken at school.

>>29546

Well that is exploitable.

>>29545

>>29546

Something weird with the color levels in that pic.

Comes up really red in windows photo viewer and on 8ch, but opening the file in Gimp, Paint, or Chrome it's fine.

>>29546

she looks like she is about to try the braid her hair challenge

>>29546

i've been playing too much fallout because at first glance she looked like a 50's housewife.

>Q: (Joe Saward – Grand Prix Special) Can I ask the three manufacturer teams: if there was an equivalency formula, would you still be here?

>MA: I think we already have an equivalent formula that is so-called Formula Indy.

>>29552

I think even Lewis was wondering what the fuck Ted was doing with this facial expression at the end.

>tfw no idea who to put on my Badger GP superteam to clinch the 'hip

I missed FP1 and FP2 sleeping/driving back from relatives' place and the results seemed pretty inconclusive. Nico looks like he's still faster but it's like 50/50 that engine will blow on its 7th race so I can't risk backing him… Do I go Vettel?

Also what should I change the manager name to, "Infinity boards powered by Honda"?

>>29554

Not to mention the inevitable first corner Mercedes crash.

Nico's probably got enough confidence at the moment that he wouldn't bitch out of it.

FP3 in 25 bings

HYPE

>>29563

viva

2ndberg warming up by playing with his balls again

>>29566

>wanting nothing to do with that whore, Jessica

>Ted hating on Nico for complaining about having to use a 7 race old engine

Fucking seriously?

>>29568

>go piss

>come back

they are still talking about it

>Croft going on about his new glasses

I thought he meant reading glasses, but that booth shot showed him wearing them looking at the TV feed monitor

He effectively just admitted the reason he kept confusing teammates was because he needed glasses

>>29570

>not haram

>the advantage of having a prophet who is a pedo

Is a strange country

>tfw the board is playing up already

>>29572

need distractions when all there is to drink is non-alcoholic beer and orange juice

isn't this punchy punch shit over yet

trippull purpull sect-terr

>>29577

>tfw you will never catch them

Why even fap with anything

So, can /Ferrariwin/ ?

renault finally spent all those tokens and got their engine used once

>>29580

Has anyone even used the new turbo yet?

>>29581

danny fiat didn't in practice iirc so no

horner sounds really tired of crofty's shit

TRACK LIMITS

omg

somebody call polizei

>go to make dinner

>come back

>Cruft is complaining about trap limits

He's just become a caricature of himself

>Phone came in the post this morning

>Hadn't even realised I had left it on the train a few days ago

Nice little surprise

>>29587

How do you not know?

only 18 more minutes of ant

>>29588

I don't use my phone much at all. Also I was wearing a different jacket on that day which I don't wear much so I just figured the phone was in it.

Also it's a cheap huawei which has like £5 worth of credit that I can't top up as the provider is ded. I wouldn't have been worried if I had lost it as I'm getting a new one the moment the credit runs out.

>>29592

THAT FUCKING BASTARD

I wonder if Red Bull agree to do this Horner pit wall shit, or if the FIA/FOM forces them.

>>29594

>panty lines

:D

>Lewis runs off

>Sky: "Looks like the car doesn't have the stability it did yesterday"

>Nico runs off

>Sky: "Mistake there by Nico. Perhaps he's feeling the pressure applied by Lewis"

Oh my

le under-rated Hulkenberg sure has been made look pleb by Perez

>McLaren now falling apart

>there are people who actually like Alonso

Fuck he has a shit tier personality

Williams a shit

>chocolate prost

>>29604

>stealing Reddit's chocolate meme

>>29605

no bully

does anyone have pictures of damon's blonde loli sister

I need more pictures to fill my DAS folder

>>29611

>Obi-wan_kannabis

Why would you ever use that as a username?

>>29612

Teenagers constantly have to assert that they smoke weed while on the internet.

>>29613

IKR

>but it's not just teenagers.

I've come to hate weed just because of fucktard potheads who think smoking weed is a fucking accomplishment to brag about.

>>29615

When he started taking his belt off, I thought it was going to end very differently…

>>29616

same

>>29616

the next scene is unpostable

THE HERO 8CH/F1 DESERVES

>A British racing driver has been banned from motorsport for two years after deliberately crashing into a rival during the third MSA Formula race at Silverstone in September.

>Dan Ticktum dropped to the back of the pack on the opening lap after contact with Ricky Collard. The 16-year-old then passed 10 cars under the Safety Car to catch up and crash into Collard.

>Court chairman Guy Spollon said Ticktum passed 13 yellow flags, four double-yellow flags, two white flags and 15 Safety Car boards to pass other cars and catch Collard.

https://www.carthrottle.com/post/young-driver-gets-two-year-racing-ban-for-deliberately-crashing-into-rival/

>>29619

He looked like he was going to have a decent career as well.

>No footage of him actually hitting Collard.

Come on ITV

>>29621

>7 seconds

>volkwagen

:^)

>>29622

it's an emissions scandal

>>29623

Pretty sure it was about what was going in, not coming out

>>29621

sauce?

>>29625

idk the name of it I got it off kraut

>BBC showing Canada 2011

Sweet

>>29627

This really shows how Brundle isn't really good as a main commentator

>>29631

I wish. Been hot as fuck here.

>they're big guys

oh yeah forgot about build up

>BBC and Sky both broadcasting from outside Lewis' garage

I miss Vettel dominating

>less British cock sucking

>more British salt

>>29635

BBC wasn't even salty.

Coulthard is still employed by Red Bull so praised him as did Brundle/Edwards.

Lee is obviously Sebastian's fuck toy given how they play together.

>BBC just eating into Kimi

I miss DC-EJ buildup

>get EJ on the ferrari coaster

>wings that provide lift, and a jet engine

Oh look, it's next years Manor Mercedes

>>29640

Also, worst Top Gear rip off since Top Gear USA

is that an amusement park or a shopping mall

>>29642

There are a lot of oil money Arabs there, but I don't think it's a shopping mall, because I don't see any American foreign policy for sale.

:^)

I don't get why people don't like Herbert.

He's such a top lad.

>EJ saying that Fernando is going to take a sabbatical if the McLaren isn't good enough

>>29645

>sabbatical

*rage quit

>BBC HAAS feature

>NASCAR final race

>Arrivabene doesn't drink

>smokes like a train

ummm k

>Grosjean with a very tiny bit of American slipping into his accent

oh god

BBC award show

>Horner, Claire and Toto being judges

>Claire immediately going into the sexual talk

>serabitable

>>29652

>This sexual tension between Toto and Claire

This is great

>>29655

she wants to mash padlocks

>>29651

>Renault podium on a power track

careful there

>>29654

probably going to happen but I need to take risks

>>29658

>yfw the leader forgets to put his picks in, and you get no points from a MWL race

Best of luck though.

those color coordinated bollards really irritate me for some reason

>>29661

Wow, they really are.

>Paddy Lowe Russian fuck toy at the race

did something fun happened during FP3?

i was too sleepy to wake up

Why do they never show a full onboard lap? Is it because the cameras go out of range for some part of the track or they want to sell their "press red button to view on board" shit.

>>29667

director has ADD

>>29667

Because the camera director is a fucking idiot.

Also they want to use certain camera shots more as they have more sponsors in shot

>>29668

Needs more eye makeup.

>it's becoming a new fetish of mine

>driver's job is to minimize the lenght of the track

No it's not, it's to drive the track as fast as possible.

If you want to minimize the lenght of an oval track for example, you drive with tires touching the inner wall, but in order to successfully do that, you have to drive rather slowly.

>>29666

lol nice, didn't miss a thing!

>>29668

she is good looking.

>>29674

>lack of lifeboats

deathtrap

>>29675

implying you need to save the whores from drowning

Surprised that Sky hasn't made a 15 minute deal about Nico only being 0.1 K/MH slower than Lewis in the speed trap with his old engine.

>Alonso puncture

>Alonslow

lel

>>29676

>not making the joke about the whores being so full of plastic that they float and are lifeboats

seb nooo

>Vetlel

>That Button lap

The fuck

>Vettel

well fucking RIP, there goes the only hope for a fight.

>Vettel already guaranteed mad overtakes (tm)

predictions are fucked tho

VETTEL NOOOOOOOOOOOO

>forza ferrari

good thing the director and commentators kept on top of vettel there

>vetlel

HAHAHAHAHA FUCK MY PREDICTION

>>29650

>>29651

BTFO

>>29690

>pass at least 10 cars (30+ points)

>might still make it onto the podium if there's a safety car

not really senpai

>>29690

>Mercedes crash each other out

>Vettel wins from 16th

>>29691

>>pass at least 10 cars (30+ points)

I literally realized that a second before your post showed up.

>I have him to

You just have to hope that the leader doesn't have him.

>>29693

>still posting halfchan memes

I bet Vettel will still beat kimi in the race

>When was the last time we saw two world champions not making it into Q2?

>EJ completely forgetting the entire year

>>29693

It's alright america. I'm with you.

>>29698

>>When was the last time we saw two world champions not making it into Q2?

>>EJ completely forgetting the entire year

Topkek

williams should bring back their bin laden sponsor

Stream if anyone needs it:

https://streamup.com/HennoGarvieeeeeeeeeiiiiiii

>All these tyre failures

>RoGro problems now

the gods of Badger GP are smiling upon me

>The Lotus MERCEDES in the hands of Pasta Maldonado

>SLOWER than a MCLAREN HONDA

kek what a joke

NOTHING IS SOLVE

>>29704

>>tfw Williams is slowly sinking back the grid again

Good. Enginebabbys

Poor Romain

>Verstappen

They should fire that fuck on Ferrari's radio

>>29712

Is that Toro Rosso garage?

No idea

>Webber and Seb on Beeb having a chat

>>29715

>implying

nah, next year us gonna be closer.

Alonso was shit and just brings the morale of the team down.

>>29716

>Alonso was shit

lol m8 pls

And "closer" means fuck all. Fernando is all of 8 points away from being a 5 time world champion. Vetlel could come one point behind Nigger Senna for the next five years, he'd still be coming second.

>>29718

>muh driver is the best driver in F1

>>>/reddit/

>>29721

>mfw that link works, and there is an obviously underage topless grill if you scroll down

>>29718

Alonso is overrated as fuck.

And with closer i mean between the 3 that have a chance to win, Nico, Hamilton and Sev.

>>29721

To be fair, I've never said Vetlel isn't good. I just said I hope he feels how Alonso felt at Ferrari for five years

>>29722

Noice

>>29722

cheeky

Hamilton has become utter shit

Someone please fire that fucker. I can read the times on my shitty flash stream ffs. Triggered as fuck.

Martiniless Williams looks like it's sporting colours of the Finnish flag

ROSBERG

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btw, I found this site where FiftyBucks posts videos. His YT accounts seem to be removed almost instantly now:

https://vid.me/FiftyBucks

they should make gimi's left front green since the memearrow points at it

>>29732

he has a wordpress and a vimeo as well

>>29732

Um… he hasn't had it removed for months

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCD6i_Bf6U0lKJeo0zCapCTg

Also:

https://twitter.com/FiftyBuckss

https://vid.me/FiftyBucks

https://vimeo.com/fiftybucks

https://50buckss.wordpress.com/

Romain needs a new gearbox lads

FIRSTBERG

OLD ENGINE

GO GO NICO

NICO

I

C

O

NICCCCCCCCCOOOOOOOO

>inb4 hamilton must have had a technical problem

>>29744

>His tires were too cold

>Nico finaly beats Lewis in 2016

>Vettel beats them both

>>29746

I want to believe.

>conspiracy

Hamilton has been shit ever since the FIA started monitoring tire pressures in Singapore

>Hamilton not taking his helmet off yet

He mad

Top 3 photo gone be gud

>>29749

If he even shows up this time

>>29750

Did he ever get a penalty for that?

do you think button shaves his balls?

Hamilton is good at hiding his butthurtness at times, I'll give him that.

>>29752

Itchiness would be pretty bad.

And Jessica is Japanese so probably doesn't shave. Well at least she didn't when she did that photo shoot.

>>29756

i'm sure there's some hydrodynamic triathlon benefit

>>29752

You don't?

You should try it. The feel so sensitive afterwards.

>protip: avoid shaving where your legs meet your torso

>that's where the itching gets you

LMAO the Reddit streamer is going to show the fight Sky has been pushing.

Can they ever think for themselves?

>>29759

just use the acestream, it's been working great throughout the entire qualy

>make tea in a rush

>come back to grab it

>accidentally two teabags

unexpected luxury tea

>>29758

unless you have a tight sac or cold weather you get really bad batwings

>>29760

I do when I can.

I was watching the potato cric stream because my internet was still congested (at 10pm) when the pre-show started.

Only went to the Reddit stream later on to steal the links and post in the thread.

It wasn't buffering by then, so I kept watching it.

>>29763

I don't have that problem

>probably because I don't wear underwear

>tfw comfort

>>29764

Are aussie ISPs doing bandwidth throttling yet?

has anyone played F1 2015 yet?

>>29767

i'm sure it would work really well on my WASD only setup

>>29766

They don't have to, can't slow down slow.

>99% have data quotas though, and throttle you to 56, 128, or 256k when you exceed it

bottas is really balding

>>29772

Yeah the front part on his forehead will disappear completely in a couple years

>>29772

Been saying that for ages.

>>29773

the pattern he has is exactly the type (and the only type) that those pills work for so he has no excuse unless they cause erection problems with emilia

When is Ted's qualy notebook?

>>29777

Won't be on the telecast today.

Goes online later, then is on Sky before the pre-race tomorrow.

I post it here when it goes up

>or wake up

>>29780

hope you enjoy fucking 40+yos because as long as you don't get too fat you will be plagued with them throughout your autumn years

Was thinking earlier about all the talk about limiting aero.

What do you guys think about them limiting front wings by surface area?

It would allow a lot more creativity than the "only 2 flaps" shit people like to propose.

>>29780

same here. I am nearly 31, still have a widow's peak and a full head of hair.

who /GP2/ formation lap now

>>29784

here

>>29782

standard non-flat floor and diffuser then let them do whatever the fuck they want with the topside of the car

>>29785

last chance for them to impress

i expect crashes

shit was that aguri?

>>29789

you can lose weight. you can't grow hair.

>no crash

oh yeah it's a tilke track that is 300ft wide

>4 wide, nearly 5

This shit is pretty exciting

vandoorne wins lol

>>29791

TFW no more Burke Lakefront Airport race

>100ft wide track

>10+ lines in to the corner

>1 apex

>crash every year

(jump to 7:00)

>pirelli fucks up immensely

>it makes the race interesting

just fire everyone already

>VSC right as everyone gets mediums

rigged

If Formula E had a VSC, would anyone notice?

>>29799

why do they wear fire suits? shouldn't they wear rubber suits

rossi delivering freedom

>>29805

>in a car colored like a hotdog

'murica

the pit exit claims another victim

>>29808

To be fair, you could dress those particular girls in thong teddies and heels, and they still wouldn't be hot.

>>29808

>>29810

>showing that much forearm and calf

scandalous tbh.

>>29808

purple is a great color by itself or with a correct combination but like purple and that… just no

we live notebook now

Ted's Notebook:

https://vimeo.com/147187419

it finally happened?

>>29819

Is there even TecPro there?

>>29822

If I was Nico, I would randomly copy/paste Lewis posts/tweets/etc to make it look like his entire image was controlled by Mercedes PR.

Britbro did you ever got a new pc or still struggling with your old one?

>>29824

You know the answer to that Mexibro.

And it's not going to happen next week as I'm away.

Maybe save it for christmas.

>Completely forgot about the F1 pointless episode

Thank god for iplayer

>>29827

>Based Murray knocks DC and Webber out in the first round

Well, uh..

>Maximum carnage in GP2 already

>Formal confirmation from the FIA of a 5-place gearbox change penalty for @RGrosjean

More Badger points…

>>29826

lol

ayy race day

>>29836

Haas confirmed for ground effect car allowed by the rules

Grosjean WDC 2k16!

hey jenson

how bout that dead dad?

>>29839

lel

>tether snapped

good effort

>>29839

damn

>christian, suck it

>…up

he can never stop without adding too many words

>>29846

Meanwhile on Sky:

>"but is he as good as Hamilton"

>300 posts

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>>29845

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