/f1/ - Formula One

>>29845

ayy last race, sky sucking hamil dick

>>29849

Nice Petronas green ID, Mexibro

:^)

>>29851

ayy… fuck.

>>29850

*glass him

>damon, what have you admired most about hamilton in 2015?

hard hitting sky questions

>>29852

>(yes even Seb)

>appropriate image

>>29857

Everyone knows Mark is colossally butthurt about Hamilton, probably going back to Fuji '07

>>29856

ayy we can finally live our dream of being Grosjean!

wonder if this can fool marion.

>Webber section as he goes round his old garage

>>29863

OH FOR FUCK SAKES, not they're talking to Jos

Two wrong Verstappens in a row!

Tietääkö ketään suomalainen miten tuohon maikkarin silverlightpaskaan saa äänet kuuluviin?

>>29864

That's a good way to get raped

by me

>>29863

I can see one large reason why jos didn't put her in karts

>>29868

Didn't stop Ricciardio :^)

More BBC awards

>>29870

>tfw no Best Wag award

>vettel might go on a contra strategy

arms smuggling?

>Horner immediately attacking Pastor in the awards

>Claire, Horner and Toto vote Lewis as best driver of the year

>>29874

>Claire

aww man come on why is she a coal burner

is there a greatest shit award for tilke?

why isn't shit worldfiltered to tilke anyway

>I ate too many nachos and took a massive tilke

>>29877

>mfw they had to build the "skypad" to be height adjustable because of Ant

ew the girls have purple lipstick too

that is a fridge too far

>>29876

Taking a pre-race Tilke myself atm

>/phoneposting/

>they were just cleaning jenson's car with some kind of solvent

wow back in graham's day they used piss

>>29879

purple lipstick is hot ameribro, come on!

the girls are just ugly.

>a bit of a lost diamond

sure remind him of being gassed robbed and gangraped

MIKA

>>29882

>purple lipstick is hot ameribro, come on!

Agreed.

>goth girls are so fucking hot

>>29883

What is happening on Sky?

>>29886

Martin's gridwalk

>DC having to haunch over ridiculously far to speak to Stevens

>>29886

they brought damon and he is slowing martin down

Vettel takes 5th place before lap 15

Hamilton crashes out

>Martin talking about how he used to speak to Schumacher and Berger on the grid when he was a driver

As opposed to when he was a commentator, and Schumacher would never talk to Brundle on the grid because of all the shit Brundle talked about him

>based Schumi

Does anyone else find Jackie Stewart to be immensely annoying?

>That plane formation

Alright I guess

>>29897

was going to post about how ballsy it was to let ayyrabs fly planes that close to the track, glad you took the plunge for me Straya

which team had the mechanic who always posts a picture with the gg?

>>29901

Williams

He didn't post anything last weekend due to the gridboys

>>29899

Is bernie forming a beer belly and mantits

>>29898

It explains huge amount of fighter escorts

>they can't all be secret ISIS operatives

>>29900

yes, it would be hilarious.

So how many races until Mercedes is letting random mechanics go up on the podium?

>30+ wins in two years

>Damon:

>"these are professionals, you can't muck about…. there's Ricciardio mucking around a bit, but he'll get his head in to it before the race"

stupid punditry cucked by Ricciardio

Sky isn't playing the "nico hit me" theme anymore

EJ montage yay

It doesn't feel like another year has passed

>>29909

did you mean to type handjob

>>29909

>She can pull off a hijab

She can pull off anything anon

>and my anything I meant anyone

>>29916

>Still fails

getting a five pointed star tattoo next to anywhere you've gotten more than five dudes off

>>29917

I just can't get over how funny it is.

He literally couldn't see the screen clearly, but pretended nothing was wrong.

Must have had to swallow a lot of pride to go to an optometrist.

You think there will be another battle of the Finns again this race?

>we know what happened 12 months ago

>lewis pulled away

yeah and also car failure for rosberg

>>29921

Fact: Lewis won the 2014 WDC when Rosberg had a mechanic DNF in a double points race

made right on time for the formation lap!

pizza is warm, drinks are cold and here we go!

>>29923

>tfw oatmeal, banana and coffee an hour ago

timed better for breakfast tbh

>Nobody has done any practise starts

Should be fun

>Hamilton brake problems already

YES

>how many 44's do you want fam?

>just fill it up

Get ready for imminent Williams suicide.

>nasheed.mp3

Bottas shitty start

>those 44's

seriously

>>29930

*very shitty

>Alonso

Vettel is flying holy shit! lets do this Sev!

max brake checking vet

V E T T E L

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>Red bull & toro Rosso's trying to take out everyone

>>29932

#bestfans™ approve of this

Rosberg up 1.4 seconds on the first lap

GOAT

>>29940

He got an amazing start

>>29940

Has Hamilton finally stopped rising?

>Red Bull/Williams battle

I'll take it

>"Valtteri Bottas, the biggest loser of them all"

BTFO by Crufty

>Alonso takes out Pastor

take that leddit

>meanwhile on Reddit: "Maldonado's fault"

>people will still claim this was pastor's fault

Vettel nearly got taken out during that clusterfuck on the first turn

Alonso outmaldonadoing Maldonado at the start.

>Vettel on board

Alonso very clearly trying to take out Vettel

:^)

>>29945

See, Crofty isn't always wrong

>>29952

that is one nice muslim color id

>>29952

Must be the new glasses

>tricky ricky

>>29951

butthurt alonso confirmed.

>>29953

Says McLaren grey :^)

>Alonso

>>29951

Maybe he aimed for Grosjean too.

>>29960

That version with Kamui Kobayashi in the background passing by is even better.

>Hamilton stops rising

>Rosberg thinks it's his time to shine

>SURPRISE VETTEL

pls no

>>29962

>"never won from lower than 15th"

fuu fuu

someone post it

>More pace with an old engine

Are sky going to say that Nico's engine is more mature and therefore faster?

>Bottas

>McLelren

>Williams ever not fucking up in the pitlane

no blewjays 4U bo77s

FOR FUCKS SAKE MCLAREN STOP FUCKING EVERYONE ELSE

Emilia is going to have to apologise to Jenson personally for that Valtteri….

is rolling the car back in the pitlane still illegal?

>Mansell

>>29963

If not for this race, maybe for 2016 :^)

>inb4 niggersenna makes an excuse on team radio

>muh tires

This race has been so memetastic that it's lap 11 and I haven't even finished my pizza yet

>29976

I can't see that lasting.

Jessica knows kickboxing

>>29978

I love the attention to detail in that pic

Seb is going to make up so much time in this clear air

>>29978

>I browse the same site with these people

>Vettel is going to destroy Hamiltons race

sweet

Gonna miss that Force India livery next year.

>>29980

Emilia is flexible, you cannot win what you cannot hit.

>>29984

push him out

Glasses cant fix old age

>>29989

The pit guy is supposed to take care of when it's safe to release

>Danny Fiat

Can Cruft get something to fix his mouth too?

>>29990

Of course, but can't the driver take a glance before turning in? Sure they are probably busy playing with the steering wheel and whatever it is drivers do in modern formula one cars, but still

that is one thrilling replay can we see it again

>>29993

Ridiculous idea, driver focuses completely on the light or lollipop and is ready to react to that. It's much easier for the pit guy to look behind the car than it is for the driver.

How will Kimi fuck it up?

>>29997

Hardly counts if we haven't seen her for the whole year

>>30000

hahahahahaha oh shit, hanna confirmed death.

>>30000

FFFUUUUUUUUUUU

>>29996

Cannot get pass Vettel

>>30005

>Takes Vettel out

>>30005

finland los- wait! he just did it!

>>30006

she's a private WAG

>>30006

It's less fun when it's not a whore, like most other WAGs

>>30013

>surf's up

>Vettel told the pitwall he was going to let Kimi past

top lad

>>30015

i think they shooped his renault pic onto a lodus suit

>>30013

kek, they are remembering his younger days with the team.

>>30013

Going to guess it's from when he joined the team, to show how long he's been there

>>30014

>Monroe

Australia pls it's the middle of the race.

I stalk her too much

>>30014

that was 34 seconds tho

>>30020

whats her full name?

>>30023

katerina kozlova

>Verstappen crying like a little girl about flat spots

Jos is going to beat the shit out of him for that one

the hot color for yacht lighting this season is blue

>>30023

>>30024

https://www.instagram.com/ekaterina_lynx/

https://twitter.com/lolita_lolita_l

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCJnxrcA-MMtRFmiqYZyhzrQ

http://vk.com/kapikachy

http://vk.com/public23682435

http://www.twitch.tv/katerinalinx

>I still can't believe Hannah isn't a wag anymore

Thanks a lot Britbro :'(

>kozlova

>tfw no qt slav gf

>>30027

>>30024

>ask for name

>get her whole social links

british efficiency at its best!

>>30028

She is a WAG again the moment she is seen in public

I think the last time was the FIA 2012 Gala.

2 years counts as the fall off period

One bong fifteen bings?

>Random slut cam

>>30032

It's been on for 45 mins mate

>Alonso only just passed Merhi

>>30032

rain in 5, lad

>>30027

her instagram pics don't look like the cute girl she is on those videos that made her famous.

shame

>>30037

She did it for the money and then her boyfriend made her quit and get implants… It is a sad world.

>>30038

yeah… the implants killed her, she was much better without then.

anyways back to f1.

is rosberg gonna fuck with hamilton again like in Brazil?

>Jenson going forward in a race

Holy shit

>Immediately passed afterwards

Oh well

>>30027

does Katerina Kozlova do anal pron?

Who is that blonde on the pitwall always looking out?

She looks like Emilia

>>30038

>be a slav guy

>be a worthless piece of shit

>always get hot as fuck grills

The world isn't fair

>>30041

She will when I find her

>ericsson being passed

shocking

>>30041

No.

Best you ever got was a lesbian scene.

She is Russian so in one of her videos says she loves Putin and hates gays.

>>30042

predictions became true, Emilia is on the pitwall

>>30034

>>30036

Well shit, I've got stuff to do so I guess it's torrents for me. Given the lack of post I assume it's a disappointing end to a disappointing season.

>>30047

>anal sex with women

>gay

Choose one Katerina

>Alonso is just going to retire the car

>>30046

Rich saudi princes will draw them themselves

>>30043

I suppose slav girls love pieces of shit

>>30051

>Alonso just parking the car again

Alonso confirmed for electrocuted again

>yfw Vettel will still get to the podium

>>30000

didn't even realize there was ebin get

>>30057

Neither did I

>>30059

>I-I-didn't know, I didn't mean to kill Hannah

JUST SHUT UP

:'(

>>30060

If you get me a picture of her she can be queen of all WAGs forever.

Just go to Switzerland and try and get a picture outside of her house.

Bonus points for Emilie or Matilda

they should get rid of drs and just put ericsson in every car

>Williams and pitstops AGAIN

Anyone else see the laser under the Williams in the pit stop?

>tfw terrorist snipers

>That

>5 sec

No way was that 5 seconds

jev sighting

>>30060

Maybe this was Seb's goal, stop nerds from fantasising over her, probably for fear of remote cucking.

>unlike bottas and button, both of which love it when people wank over their girlfriends

>>30064

Every dollar I had If I could, anon.

>soon

And that GP will end up being HAM ROS VET for the billionth time again.

>sabotage again

>Nico

Oh god

i wonder why the HD ace stream never loads for me but the SD does.

>>30077

torrenttv finally jsut decided to get rid of the HD since it always died under load anyway

>Ferrari pit stops

>6.6 pitstop

WTF

>>30075

AND FINLAND LOSES AGAIN.

>>30078

awww man what a shame.

4thknnen

>Ferrari

>Alonso lapped by two Ferrari's

That's some ebin lul

>had to go to the spare gun

So how will Gimi fuck this up and end up in 4th?

this "44" shilling by the United Arab Terrorists is getting annoying

>>30085

>car parking imminent

>>30087

cannot get past Vettel

Got a different ID on my phone. That's unusual.

>>30090

Seb still needs to pit again

Yeah. Put ham on super softs Mercedes.

>it's hammer time :DD

>Vettel: 'Alonso must really hate me. I'm losing 1 second behind him'

>ukraine

>scotland

>mexico

strange collection of flags there

>>30094

I thought that was a /croftjoke/ ?

>>30097

BBC said it was a radio message

What happened to Mercedes not using strategy to pass their own cars?

>>30099

don't be silly, a whining Lewis always gets what he wants

why do dome people pronounce Vettel like "Vettelle"

some*

>>30101

Did Alonso have blue flags

>>30102

DC did that for years

>>30101

God I hope it gets released

>>30102

It was how Brits used to pronounce it before he had won.

We have a history of purposefully pronouncing foreign sports names wrong until they are successful. Football is filled with it.

>>30099

Maybe they just don't care because it's the last race. But it's going to be hard next year to justify forcing both drivers on the same strategy to secure the WCC.

It's good because infighting means distraction which means

VETTEL 2016 WDC

>>30108

sounds like a subtle way to show disrespect

Just fucking let him stay out on his old tires.

He'll finish 6th and learn a lesson.

>he doesn't want the aggro

fucking hamilton, i bet he builds only fucking DPS on mmos, you gotta tank from time to time man.

>>30110

Nah you have to work until we even consider pronouncing that weird looking accent in your name.

Kvyat getting told

>>30111

I don't remember when the tires were put on , but wasn't there also an issue with the lap limit imposed by Pirelli?

>>30116

Very good point.

Emilia

>Perez in charge of not choking and finishing below where he started

ayy Emilia shot

>she is all alone

>Dat Rubens shirt

>DC telling a story about how he flashed Emilia this morning

DC pls

>>30124

>tfw shit upload speed

>>30124

>>30127

>>30125

>tfw have to sit with Brazilian brats

>>30127

>>30124

Emilia is such a qt

>>30129

ye olde memes

R O S G O A T

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>>30127

>I wish I was home at water, this desert is too dry

>These Brazilians are too loud

>My cheeks hurt

>I'm hungry

five laps of blazing alonso

>Vettel is the only top car on softs late in the race.

Badger fastest lap looking promising

>>30135

>>My cheeks hurt

top tier kek

>we're going to slow down 2ndberg because you got traffic

that's fucking bulltilke

>Strat mode 10

>If you don't comply we will turn Nico up to to Strat 6

HAHAHAHAHAHA

>>30141

but what does this mean?!

>>30141

Hamilton is such a little bitch

>teams gives him 2 world championships

>shows them no respect

This strat mode 10 shit isn't good for me

>>30138

which strat was full power mode?

10 or 6?

>>30145

ask ur mum if she prefers 6 or 10

>>30142

>Merc asked Hamilton to turn the motor down

>He didn't

>Merc DEMANDED to Hamilton that he turn the motor down

>He didn't

>Merc told Nico to turn his up

>>30145

6 I think

They were telling Hamilton to get off it and onto 10.

He didn't so they told Nico to go to 6

He then finally put it to 10 so they told Nico to go back to 10

>>30144

due to the unique nature of the Pirellis the fastest lap is after the pits, unless they're really cruising around. can't recall if HAM or VET has it atm, could be Gimi actually

>>30146

i know for a fact your mom likes 10.

>>30146

I'd ask your mom, but she'd think I was talking about cheeses

>>30148

>>30147

oh, awesome.

ROMAIN

>300 posts

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Donuts everywhere.

>>30173

New thread M8

>>>30154

>>30178

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>>29918

She doesn't have a face tattoo though.

The herpes sores will have to suffice.