THE JESSICA MICHIBATA TRIBUTE /WAG/ THREAD JESSICA'S BIGGEST FAN 02/04/16 (Thu) 04:21:41 f4aca7 No. 34205
Please pay respect to the queen of all WAGs that is Jessica Celeste González Almada
Pls no bullying and posting of inferior WAGs or degenerate sluts. This is the one true home of Jessica.
Previous whore house thread:
>>28866
>>28866
>>28866
(For future WAG travellers; At this point in time Mexibro started a small war which he lost because he is shit at Civ5. Also how does Jenson cope with being father to the first baby to be born with syphilis, aids and zika?)
Backmarker 02/04/16 (Thu) 04:29:15 2fe9b7 No. 34207
First for Hannah is best wag
Backmarker 02/04/16 (Thu) 04:37:21 817cb6 No. 34210
ayy new thread
>>34208
thats one weird wag where america
>>34205
>that entire OP
britbro is losing it.
JESSICA'S BIGGEST FAN 02/04/16 (Thu) 04:40:51 f4aca7 No. 34211
I would just like to point out that this our 4th WAG thread and the first one was post >>2314
While this is post >>34205
That is a lot of posts in less than a year.
May as well post them all
/WAG/ Thread 1: The Fellowship Of The /WAG/ - >>2314
/WAG/ Thread 2: The /WAG/s Strike Back - >>18275
/WAG/ Thread 3: /WAG/GLEMANIA - >>28866
/WAG/ Thread 4: Dr Mexibro: Or How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love The /WAG/s - >>34205
>>34210
All in good fun.
Backmarker 02/04/16 (Thu) 04:42:35 ee1f95 No. 34213
>>34211
you're in rare form
Backmarker 02/04/16 (Thu) 04:47:24 817cb6 No. 34214
>>34211
that fist and second thread lasted for a very very very long time.
damn
JESSICA'S BIGGEST FAN 02/04/16 (Thu) 04:49:39 f4aca7 No. 34215
>>34213
When your yearbook quote is your Art teacher telling you to kill yourself you are always in good form.
>>34214
The second thread we jumped ship at only 500 posts because of it starting to break.
We could have made it further.
Backmarker 02/04/16 (Thu) 04:52:37 817cb6 No. 34216
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play. >>34205
Official song of the thread
Backmarker 02/04/16 (Thu) 04:54:04 ee1f95 No. 34217
>>34216
is that the music video with the fat lesbian in it? because i dont want to go blind.
Backmarker 02/04/16 (Thu) 04:56:17 817cb6 No. 34219
JESSICA'S BIGGEST FAN 02/04/16 (Thu) 04:58:35 f4aca7 No. 34221
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play. >>34216
No trust me Mexibro it is this.
>TONIGHT
>I self immolate
>Australia takes it dry
>And Mexibro loses his head….again
Backmarker 02/04/16 (Thu) 04:59:16 2fe9b7 No. 34222
>>34221
>>Australia takes it dry
You mean cider, right?
Backmarker 02/04/16 (Thu) 05:01:10 817cb6 No. 34223
>>34221
>>And Mexibro loses his head….again
JESSICA'S BIGGEST FAN 02/04/16 (Thu) 10:09:57 f4aca7 No. 34233
>tfw getting that nice lipstick smeared on that corporate dick.
Backmarker 02/04/16 (Thu) 15:38:55 2fe9b7 No. 34237
>>34233
>Facebookista
Wow Finland, fucking wow.
JESSICA'S BIGGEST FAN 02/04/16 (Thu) 21:38:08 f4aca7 No. 34252
File: 1454621888245.jpg (170.75 KB, 818x1024, 409:512, Emilia_corporate_dick_swal….jpg )
>>34233
>tfw you nutted but she still suckin
Backmarker 02/04/16 (Thu) 21:43:06 2fe9b7 No. 34253
>>34252
>TIL: Emilia is a giant
Backmarker 02/04/16 (Thu) 21:48:33 817cb6 No. 34255
>>34252
>tfw you'll never coco her max
JESSICA'S BIGGEST FAN 02/04/16 (Thu) 22:04:49 f4aca7 No. 34257
>>34237
I don't know how strict the Finnish language authority is. Apparently they keep tabs on Swedish spoken in Finland to make sure it doesn't drift too far from Swedish spoken in Finland and end morphing into a new language.
At least they aren't the French who aptly have the FIA of language regulators with the Académie Française. How far up your own arse do you have to be to call yourself 'The Immortals'?
>tfw English is the CAN-AM of languages and doesn't have regulator.
Backmarker 02/04/16 (Thu) 22:13:14 2fe9b7 No. 34258
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play. >>34257
>>tfw English is the CAN-AM of languages and doesn't have regulator.
That's not always a good thing
Backmarker 02/04/16 (Thu) 22:22:21 817cb6 No. 34259
>>34258
holy shit.
light scottish accent on redhead women is great, this is ridiculous.
JESSICA'S BIGGEST FAN 02/04/16 (Thu) 23:04:44 f4aca7 No. 34260
>>34259
That ain't that light.
I mean Amy pond is what I would describe as a 'light' Scottish accent but then she has worked in television.
Backmarker 02/05/16 (Fri) 00:47:39 817cb6 No. 34274
>>34260
that was what i was referring lol, the accent on that video is ridiculous.
JESSICA'S BIGGEST FAN 02/05/16 (Fri) 03:26:41 f4aca7 No. 34307
>Just saw that Jessica is still wearing her ring/covering up the fact she is wearing it
>Jenson stopped wearing his almost instantly and just sold it
awwww…
Backmarker 02/05/16 (Fri) 03:59:49 817cb6 No. 34308
>>34307
>Jenson is a mature man who knows the relationship is over and beyond the point of return so he does the mature thing and moves on
>Jessica still wears the ring like a child that cannot let go of things and doesn't understand things are over
jeeeeeez Jessica grow up
Backmarker 02/05/16 (Fri) 04:00:35 d54cc1 No. 34309
>>34257
>Apparently they keep tabs on Swedish spoken in Finland to make sure it doesn't drift too far from Swedish spoken in Finland and end morphing into a new language.
what
Backmarker 02/05/16 (Fri) 04:05:02 817cb6 No. 34310
>>34257
>>34309
someone ask the sweden guy if this is true.
Backmarker 02/05/16 (Fri) 04:06:29 d54cc1 No. 34311
>>34310
I meant I don't even understand what he's saying (could be just me being tired though)
Backmarker 02/05/16 (Fri) 04:33:04 6ab6b0 No. 34312
>>34309
does he mean that the swedes keep tabs on swedish spoken in finland to make sure it is mutually intelligible with the swedish spoken in sweden?
>>34307
wow that's actually really sad.
JESSICA'S BIGGEST FAN 02/05/16 (Fri) 09:16:14 f4aca7 No. 34332
>>34311
>>34309
>Institute for the Languages of Finland
>The institute is charged with the standardization of languages used in Finland. In the Swedish language, the institute usually promotes the Swedish usage, with the key aim to prevent the Swedish spoken in Finland from straying too far from its counterpart in Sweden.
I don't know why Sweden doesn't keep tabs on it but hey ho
JESSICA'S BIGGEST FAN 02/05/16 (Fri) 09:20:08 f4aca7 No. 34333
>>34332
>>34332
Just re-read what I wrote.
Meant
>make sure it doesn't drift too far from Swedish spoken in Sweden.
Backmarker 02/05/16 (Fri) 19:07:48 a486e1 No. 34361
>>34308
I'd probably be similar if I found out that the person I loved most dearly, the person who was the heart of my life was seen at a party shouting "NoPicture!NoPicture!" Before making out and feeling up some random sluts. Then divorcing me before revealing he has been cheating on me with a playgirl.
Her life must be shattered. She has done literally nothing wrong and has lost the first and only meaningful relationship she has ever had. She has lost the best years of her life to Jenson. Saving children for until his career ended.
She probably spent weeks trying to figure out what she did wrong. Did she not show enough affection? Was she not good in bed? Before realizing it was none of those things, jenson just didn't love her.
That ring is the only thing connecting her to that happy period of her life when everything was perfect.
She has every right to bankrupt him and reveal the truth but she won't because of her love.
Backmarker 02/05/16 (Fri) 19:18:50 817cb6 No. 34363
>>34361
>mfw Jessica kills herself out of grief after trying to forget jenson on a blacked gangbang
Backmarker 02/05/16 (Fri) 19:22:50 817cb6 No. 34364
britbro promise me you kill yourself if Jessica kills herself please.
Backmarker 02/05/16 (Fri) 21:07:59 6b9dde No. 34368
>>34361
>She has lost the best years of her life to Jenson. Saving children for until his career ended.
Wow, that's shittier than I thought. To have had someone waste years of your life.
>>34363
Jessica may be a reformed whore, but I doubt she's a coalburner
JESSICA'S BIGGEST FAN 02/05/16 (Fri) 21:27:18 f4aca7 No. 34369
>>34363
>mfw Brittny dies because I feed her into a wood chipper
>>34364
Bit harsh their mexi
JESSICA'S BIGGEST FAN 02/05/16 (Fri) 21:33:00 f4aca7 No. 34370
>tfw after they took the picture they tried to find out how long Emilia could hold her breath underwater for
Backmarker 02/05/16 (Fri) 21:33:05 6b9dde No. 34371
>>34369
>can't tell if jessica is becoming more qt or if britbro is feeding us selective history
JESSICA'S BIGGEST FAN 02/05/16 (Fri) 21:37:24 f4aca7 No. 34372
>>34371
I've feed you selective photos from the start.
I've always made sure to save the nice side of people or at least only post the nice stuff.
You are probably feeling sorry for her/subconsciously wanting to take advantage of the situation so she seems much more qt.
Backmarker 02/05/16 (Fri) 21:37:44 817cb6 No. 34373
>>34369
goddammit i meant to say NOT to kill yourself.
Backmarker 02/05/16 (Fri) 21:38:54 817cb6 No. 34374
>>34372
>>34369
>>34371
she looks uglier, older and busted.
also her forehead is bigger nowadays.
if jessica got cancer and started cancer treatment i wouldn't be able to tell because she looks already bald to me.
Backmarker 02/05/16 (Fri) 21:41:37 6b9dde No. 34375
>>34372
i'm probably sort of sympathetic cuz I just broke off a 6 year relationship
JESSICA'S BIGGEST FAN 02/05/16 (Fri) 21:42:48 f4aca7 No. 34377
>>34373
Oh sure. An honest mistake…
>>34374
Why do you have to be so unnecessarily mean Mexi?
If you have nothing nice to say then don't say anything at all…remember?
Backmarker 02/05/16 (Fri) 21:42:57 0d63c9 No. 34378
Backmarker 02/05/16 (Fri) 21:44:25 0d63c9 No. 34379
>>34377
>Why do you have to be so unnecessarily mean Mexi?
>If you have nothing nice to say then don't say anything at all…remember?
He's still butthurt about being shit at Smite season 3 and needs to vent his anger on something or someone
Backmarker 02/05/16 (Fri) 21:47:48 817cb6 No. 34380
>>34377
>Why do you have to be so unnecessarily mean Mexi?
>If you have nothing nice to say then don't say anything at all…remember?
but i like being mean, i'm an asshole by nature, it runs on my blood, my whole family is a bunch of assholes, i tried to fight it but i can't.
i'm a monumental dick.
>>34379
yeah no, keep trying
Backmarker 02/05/16 (Fri) 21:53:51 0d63c9 No. 34381
>>34380
>keep trying
You too at Smite
Backmarker 02/05/16 (Fri) 21:58:00 817cb6 No. 34382
>>34381
i already proven you wrong lol.
anyways, i'm gonna stop bullying britbro before he starts to hate lol.
JESSICA'S BIGGEST FAN 02/05/16 (Fri) 22:06:23 f4aca7 No. 34383
>>34382
I still love ya you adorable little scamp
JESSICA'S BIGGEST FAN 02/06/16 (Sat) 06:10:12 f4aca7 No. 34530
CONGRATES TO KEVIN MAGNUSSEN FOR FINALLY GETTING A GF
You have now have a permanent folder in the WAG.
This is non-negotiable.
Louise Juel
Backmarker 02/06/16 (Sat) 06:20:54 0d63c9 No. 34531
>>34530
>tfw I broke the Kmag GF story
JESSICA'S BIGGEST FAN 02/06/16 (Sat) 06:25:45 f4aca7 No. 34533
>>34531
Yeah…..
with the wrong fucking name
>>33104
>>33102
Backmarker 02/06/16 (Sat) 06:27:08 0d63c9 No. 34534
Backmarker 02/06/16 (Sat) 06:28:30 0d63c9 No. 34535
>>34533
Also, I didn't say it was or wasn't her name either.
I was just reporting info found.
Backmarker 02/06/16 (Sat) 16:30:16 0d63c9 No. 34544
>>34530
I first I was all like
>wow, he's taller than her, she must be fucking short
So I looked at Kmag's height
>1.74 m
TIL: Kmag isn't a total manlet
Backmarker 02/06/16 (Sat) 21:41:18 6b9dde No. 34557
Backmarker 02/07/16 (Sun) 11:57:18 f4aca7 No. 34701
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play. >Petra is going to be in some Indie cyberpunk movie
Backmarker 02/07/16 (Sun) 16:02:42 f4aca7 No. 34711
>Jenson is in San Fran
>Jenson is actually going to reveal his American whore of a GF to the wide world at the fucking SuperBowl
Get fucked you traitorous scumbag
Backmarker 02/07/16 (Sun) 16:04:45 817cb6 No. 34712
>>34711
i still don't understand why this bothers you so much.
Backmarker 02/07/16 (Sun) 16:21:56 f4aca7 No. 34713
>>34712
She is a bigger whore than Jessica (And openly flaunts it)
She is bland and generic
Most of her photos will be out in the world and not hidden away and hard to find
She is the same sort of people who would hang out with Hamilton
Jessica and Jenson felt like an incredibly good, qt couple
She isn't Japanese
She is American (Going back to the bland genericness. Sorry America)
He and her were dicks to Jessy
He is trying to get away with it
She banned me on twitter for no reason
I go over the top for comedic effect but still she annoys me.
If the breakup and been fully calm and Jenson started dating her mid season I would be more than okay with it.
But he was seeing before Jessy's birthday. Like he bought her flowers the week before Jessy's birthday. He also made out and groped a new of dance girls at a Japanese concert after Jessy had left to go back to her apartment.
I know we all want drivers to have more character and be more fun but I had fully believed Jenson had reformed and dropped his playboy esque lifestyle.
Instead becoming this kinda sauve, sophisticated James Bond like character (Yes I know Bond is a womaniser but Jessy would make a perfectly fine bond girl).
Now he has just thrown that all away and it upsets me. I guess it was my own fault for placing Jenson high in my mind but it just seems like such a Hamilton thing to do but even Hamilton only did it at the very start of his career.
Backmarker 02/07/16 (Sun) 16:59:34 f4aca7 No. 34718
>Jenson said no to that little red beret
So glad Angelica did the censoring for me on the second
Backmarker 02/07/16 (Sun) 17:00:51 f4aca7 No. 34719
Also Carmen was at the F1 charity zoom auction where F1 drivers sold pictures they had taken for charity
Backmarker 02/07/16 (Sun) 17:19:06 784a24 No. 34721
>>34719
How much did her nude selfies go for?
Backmarker 02/07/16 (Sun) 18:52:00 784a24 No. 34725
>>34723
>>34724
>tfw she didn't go for the crotchless slingshot bikini
Backmarker 02/07/16 (Sun) 18:58:14 f4aca7 No. 34726
>>34725
They are from the old Osaka shot from last month but only just got put up by this guy.
The modelling shoot for today definitely said an indoor shoot with swimsuit
Backmarker 02/07/16 (Sun) 19:01:23 f4aca7 No. 34727
>>34726
>>34725
I really hope google improves their translate.
Backmarker 02/07/16 (Sun) 19:01:36 817cb6 No. 34728
>>34713
right…
>>34724
>>34723
Japan needs to get on with times and stop taking this tiny pictures, 4k and shit come on Japan.
Backmarker 02/07/16 (Sun) 19:05:23 784a24 No. 34729
>>34726
>The modelling shoot for today definitely said an indoor shoot with swimsuit
Backmarker 02/07/16 (Sun) 19:06:11 784a24 No. 34730
>>34729
>tfw my gif is a jpeg, but really is a gif
Backmarker 02/08/16 (Mon) 09:23:15 ea6acf No. 34748
Once again, the F1 media lags behind the /WAG/empire
http://www.grandprix247.com/2016/02/08/magnussen-and-girlfriend-victims-of-stalking/
>Newly signed Renault driver Kevin Magnussen has been at the centre of a stalking case, the Danish newspaper BT reported.
>Just days after the Dane secured his return to F1 this year with Renault, it emerges that Magnussen and his girlfriend Louise have been harassed online for some months.
>The harassment reportedly involved threats and the posting on social media of private photos and information – including a phone number and address – of Magnussen and his girlfriend by the stalker.
>Copenhagen police would not confirm that an investigation is underway, but a spokesperson said cases typically involve the issuing of restraining orders.
>Magnussen, his father Jan and girlfriend Louise did not want to comment.
Backmarker 02/08/16 (Mon) 09:24:05 f4aca7 No. 34749
Backmarker 02/08/16 (Mon) 09:25:16 ea6acf No. 34750
Backmarker 02/08/16 (Mon) 09:26:28 ea6acf No. 34751
>>34748
> including a phone number and address – of Magnussen and his girlfriend by the stalker.
Still on twitter btw
https://twitter.com/minpuppymuffinr
Backmarker 02/08/16 (Mon) 09:57:25 f4aca7 No. 34753
>>34751
I'm glad I'm not at that level.
Everyone can find vettels house. It really isn't that hard. I was only posting the address in the form of writing a nice letter or sending them flowers which I wouldn't actually do…
Backmarker 02/08/16 (Mon) 10:04:37 784a24 No. 34754
Backmarker 02/08/16 (Mon) 10:25:05 784a24 No. 34755
>>34754
Speaking of which,
>Vettel: 491m above sea level
>me: 986m above sea level
mfw Vettel says he "lives in the mountains"
Backmarker 02/09/16 (Tue) 22:05:33 784a24 No. 34821
>tfw /WAG/posting is kill
Backmarker 02/09/16 (Tue) 22:26:52 f4aca7 No. 34822
>>34821
I was stuffing my face with pancakes and having fun with my little brother in rFactor 2.
Managed a front flip in an AC Cobra.
Also Jenson may have been fucking Brittney since about the wedding…
Backmarker 02/09/16 (Tue) 23:16:59 ba9af8 No. 34823
>>34822
>Also Jenson may have been fucking Brittney since about the wedding…
>bangs gavel
>order in the court
If the prosecution has any evidence for this claim they may come forward and present it at once
Backmarker 02/09/16 (Tue) 23:37:02 f4aca7 No. 34824
>>34823
Well your honour the evidence (twitter and Instagram posts) have been deleted by the accused since these allegations came to light.
We now have eye witness testimony verifying that these tweets and Instagram posts were made and of there nature.
(Serious now. I'm willing to believe the network of people supplying me evidence, even if it is only at the current moment word of mouth. You obviously can make your own decision and formulate your own opinions of Jenson.)
Backmarker 02/10/16 (Wed) 01:30:14 ba9af8 No. 34826
>>34824
The court stenographer will note that hearsay is inadmissible as evidence; if you intend to cite the testimonies of these eyewitnesses as character witnesses as they may be acceptable, you have to point to, at the very least, accounts of the aforementioned twitter posts.
Backmarker 02/10/16 (Wed) 01:31:33 ba9af8 No. 34827
>>34824
Serious now: Do people have screencaps?
Jenson is retarded from a legal standpoint if this is true
Backmarker 02/10/16 (Wed) 08:13:02 f4aca7 No. 34831
>>34827
This is the only screencap I have of anything that was deleted.
This is from her friends Instagram and that is Jenson and Brittny in the background.
I hope to god screencaps come up.
Backmarker 02/10/16 (Wed) 18:12:44 5fd8f0 No. 34856
>>34827
Might have something for you when I get home.
Backmarker 02/10/16 (Wed) 20:14:39 f4aca7 No. 34865
>>34856
>>34827
I do have something.
http://imgur.com/a/f3V4h
These were taken when Jenson took Brittny and her friends out around London and Monaco well before the split was announced.
Backmarker 02/10/16 (Wed) 20:25:09 f4aca7 No. 34866
But lets not give the scumbag more attention.
TIME FOR MORE COCOMAX and…..
VALTTERI GET THE ALIEN AWAY FROM HER. IT HAS IT'S HAND ROUND HER WAIST
Backmarker 02/10/16 (Wed) 20:32:50 a1006a No. 34867
>>34866
>that second picture
its like her face was slam really hard into a wall but really really hard.
Backmarker 02/10/16 (Wed) 21:42:43 ba9af8 No. 34872
>>34866
The court finds this evidence admissible.
>>34867
There's a theory regarding sexually aggressive women that emerge due to factors related to resource scarcity or lack thereof, that they are generally at the extremes of being either moonfaced or having severe features as it helps them slut around.
Backmarker 02/10/16 (Wed) 21:53:00 ba9af8 No. 34873
>>34865
How do they have money to just fly around and dick around? I get that they're models but does it really pay that well? Are these shoots they fly to?
Backmarker 02/10/16 (Wed) 21:59:45 f4aca7 No. 34874
>>34873
>How do they have money to just fly around and dick around?
How much was Jenson's salary last year?
But yeah photoshoots will usually pay for travel.
Backmarker 02/10/16 (Wed) 22:09:56 f4aca7 No. 34875
>>34867
She said her self that:
>My face still don't work while smiling so #restingbitchface
Still it will be someone else's problem soon ;^)
Enjoy it Australia.
Backmarker 02/10/16 (Wed) 23:17:17 784a24 No. 34879
Backmarker 02/11/16 (Thu) 21:32:15 f4aca7 No. 34923
>tfw you will never cause Emilia to laugh this much
Backmarker 02/11/16 (Thu) 22:19:27 784a24 No. 34926
>>34923
>tfe Emilia will never see your dick
Backmarker 02/12/16 (Fri) 10:37:24 d45120 No. 34944
>>34872
I thought resource scarcity (assuming it as the major obstacle in the environment) produces more neotenous and soft features with lesser sexual drive (K-selective), whereas more masculine/aggressive features emerge in environments with plentiful resources but random ever-looming predation (r-selective). Like gibbons vs. bonobos (or siberians vs. africans)
Backmarker 02/13/16 (Sat) 00:00:57 8d4974 No. 34982
>>34944
No, you're right. I was trying to make it simple so it wasn't a word salad and I didn't explain it properly.
Backmarker 02/13/16 (Sat) 01:55:33 f4aca7 No. 34986
>>34925
>Valtteri could hardly contain himself as he listened to the screams of laughter coming from his wife as she chucked another fire bomb through the window
>"Orphanages always make the best kindling" he noted looking over at his beloved
>Emilia always looked beautiful but with the air a haze from the heat she looked like an angel dancing between the licks of flame
Backmarker 02/13/16 (Sat) 18:44:36 f4aca7 No. 34997
>>34986
>Emilia actually talked about having children in the future with a Finnish women's magazine.
Be still my beating heart
Backmarker 02/13/16 (Sat) 23:44:00 784a24 No. 35028
>>34997
Don't think she meant with you, Wagbro.
Backmarker 02/13/16 (Sat) 23:58:49 f4aca7 No. 35029
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>>35028
Just the idea of Emilia being the mother of your beautiful children Valtteri.
Pls don't burn my house down.
Backmarker 02/14/16 (Sun) 00:57:22 f4aca7 No. 35030
>tfw Nico Mana and her friends are so qt and post so much I can't even begin to keep up.
Backmarker 02/14/16 (Sun) 14:08:46 f4aca7 No. 35045
>Emilia giggles with glee as Valtteri is abducted by aliens.
>>35034
Do you think Romain and Marion are responsible parents and will get a babysitter and go to a hotel on Valentines day or will they just let Sacha and Simon listen through the walls?
Backmarker 02/14/16 (Sun) 17:35:47 784a24 No. 35053
>>35045
They're French, so they probably think it's good for the children to "hear that their parents are in love".
Backmarker 02/14/16 (Sun) 21:10:07 8d5d4b No. 35057
>>35053
Lel imagine the screams if anal goes wrong.
Forever scarred those kids.
Backmarker 02/14/16 (Sun) 21:11:24 f4aca7 No. 35058
>>35057
They are French
Anal never goes wrong.
Backmarker 02/17/16 (Wed) 16:18:29 784a24 No. 35165
>>35162
>>35164
>fucking cripple
Backmarker 02/17/16 (Wed) 16:31:57 a1006a No. 35168
>>35164
>>35162
mana so kawaii it goes twice.
Backmarker 02/17/16 (Wed) 20:35:47 f4aca7 No. 35175
>>35164
That picture is a year old
Backmarker 02/17/16 (Wed) 20:38:38 f4aca7 No. 35176
>Jennifer taking ridiculously lewd photos for valentine's day
>#hankypanky
Jennifer will always be best WAG
Backmarker 02/17/16 (Wed) 21:04:07 784a24 No. 35177
>>35176
>thong
Oh god, muh dick.
Backmarker 02/17/16 (Wed) 21:06:48 f4aca7 No. 35178
>>35177
She was thinking of you
Backmarker 02/17/16 (Wed) 21:29:07 382248 No. 35180
>>35176
how tall is she? i cant tell if her ass is big or if she's just small
Backmarker 02/17/16 (Wed) 23:14:29 f4aca7 No. 35189
>>35180
I believe she is on the short side
Backmarker 02/17/16 (Wed) 23:17:42 a1006a No. 35192
>>35189
hahahahahahahhaha fucking womanlet
Backmarker 02/17/16 (Wed) 23:20:21 784a24 No. 35193
>>35189
>no Ann Neal in the female group photo
Now I'm curious to see if she's in the male group photo.
It would make more sense…
Backmarker 02/17/16 (Wed) 23:20:43 f4aca7 No. 35194
>>35192
This coming from the man who got pissy that she had a small amount of muscle…despite idolising a swimmer.
Backmarker 02/17/16 (Wed) 23:23:26 a1006a No. 35196
>>35194
>This coming from the man who got pissy that she had a small amount of muscle
did i ever got pissy about that? it wasn't me, i like girls with muscles.
Backmarker 02/17/16 (Wed) 23:26:27 784a24 No. 35199
>>35196
Nah, that was me I think.
>liking muscle is a bit gay
>women are meant to be soft
Backmarker 02/17/16 (Wed) 23:27:17 f4aca7 No. 35200
Backmarker 02/17/16 (Wed) 23:29:33 a1006a No. 35201
>>35199
have you ever touched the muscles on a girl? softest muscles you'll ever find.
Backmarker 02/17/16 (Wed) 23:31:39 784a24 No. 35202
>>35201
>softest muscles you'll ever find
That's like saying the "Fastest Marussia ever"
Backmarker 02/17/16 (Wed) 23:47:19 784a24 No. 35213
>no one said anything
>mfw they didn't notice and enjoyed it, or I've made them desensitized
Backmarker 02/18/16 (Thu) 00:00:26 a1006a No. 35220
>>35213
you posted the goth chick from ncis , big deal.
Backmarker 02/18/16 (Thu) 00:01:35 784a24 No. 35221
>>35220
Nope.
>I do LOVE goth girls though.
Backmarker 02/18/16 (Thu) 00:13:24 f4aca7 No. 35225
>>35213
I'm not that fussed to be honest.
As long as they are good looking and mindbroken to a frankly scary point then I won't really give much of a fuck.
Backmarker 02/18/16 (Thu) 00:20:43 f4aca7 No. 35226
>>35225
>mfw I was eating lemon chicken & rice and didn't read what I replied to properly.
ehhh if they look like that and are subservient enough I'll go with it.
Plus I can get mindbroken WAGs to deal with the pointy end.
Backmarker 02/18/16 (Thu) 00:23:26 784a24 No. 35227
>>35226
>Plus I can get mindbroken WAGs to deal with the pointy end.
>tfw we'll never have a video of that
Backmarker 02/18/16 (Thu) 00:31:51 f4aca7 No. 35229
>>35227
>mfw they aren't degenerates so despise it's existence but are so loyal that they suck it off on my command.
>mfw I order them to use it as a food source
Hehehe
No more writing prompts though.
The skull fuckery was bad enough.
Backmarker 02/18/16 (Thu) 00:40:57 48c61d No. 35230
>>35213
Most of us don't click under the assumption that you've posted a leatherfaced trannsexual monstrosity. I haven't clicked but I would assume that was the case.
Backmarker 02/18/16 (Thu) 04:20:06 382248 No. 35232
>>35226
don't stoop to that level
Backmarker 02/18/16 (Thu) 07:52:25 784a24 No. 35233
>>35229
>The skull fuckery was bad enough.
>skull fuckery
>bad
pick one
Backmarker 02/18/16 (Thu) 15:05:54 b4deb3 No. 35244
>>35229
Has this WHORE of Babylon come out of hiding?
Backmarker 02/18/16 (Thu) 15:28:27 784a24 No. 35246
>>35244
Do you like meerkats?
Backmarker 02/18/16 (Thu) 15:47:25 a1006a No. 35250
>>35244
lol a brit who hates Whoressica, bizzarro brit is cool on my books,
Backmarker 02/18/16 (Thu) 15:58:57 b4deb3 No. 35253
>>35246
No
>>35250
There is nothing likeable about that Whore. She is a bigger whore than the biggest whore anyone can find. Jenson did nothing wrong by leaving that hussy.
Backmarker 02/18/16 (Thu) 16:00:00 784a24 No. 35254
>>35253
>No
Evil Britbro confirmed
>works everytime
Backmarker 02/18/16 (Thu) 16:00:02 a1006a No. 35255
>>35253
shame you don't like meerkats.
Backmarker 02/18/16 (Thu) 16:11:55 b4deb3 No. 35258
>>35255
There is nothing likeable about meerkats. They are only trying to sell you insurance.
Backmarker 02/18/16 (Thu) 16:17:59 784a24 No. 35260
>>35258
>There is nothing likeable about meerkats
>being evil
Backmarker 02/18/16 (Thu) 16:25:16 b4deb3 No. 35261
>>35260
This meerkat meme needs to be exterminated along with those meerkats.
Backmarker 02/18/16 (Thu) 16:28:27 784a24 No. 35262
>>35261
>exterminated
Why are you such a bully?
Backmarker 02/18/16 (Thu) 16:35:36 b4deb3 No. 35263
>>35262
Oh, sorry did it come out too mean? Come near with all your meerkat fiends, and let me show you how much I like meerkats with this all purpose plunger and egg beater.
Backmarker 02/18/16 (Thu) 16:36:40 a1006a No. 35264
>>35258
>>35261
>>35263
yeah i think i like the brit who likes whores more than you.
Backmarker 02/18/16 (Thu) 16:43:03 b4deb3 No. 35265
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>>35264
Come on now Mexico, let's just leave this meerkat incident behind and let's move forward with a nice long handshake of friendship.
Backmarker 02/18/16 (Thu) 17:00:23 a1006a No. 35266
>>35265
>whofag
are you from tumblr?
Backmarker 02/18/16 (Thu) 17:07:20 b4deb3 No. 35267
>>35266
>Tumblr
I despise tumblr. I used to like Who. The more recent ones I tend to not watch, as I would like to preserve my fond memories of it.
Backmarker 02/18/16 (Thu) 20:07:34 f4aca7 No. 35274
>>35266
>>35267
Capaldi is easily the best Doctor of nu-who but let down by shit writing
2nd to last episode was GOAT though
Also
Jenna>Karen
Jessy>>>>>>>>>>>>>Brittny
Jessica is a saint compared to Shittny Whored
Backmarker 02/18/16 (Thu) 20:14:47 f4aca7 No. 35275
>According to Spanish media Lara is pregnant and Fernando will get married in Abu Dhabi at the end of the year
>tfw Fernando fucking Alonso is going to have a more successful marriage then Jenson 'I'll cheat-on-my-wife-on-our-honeymoon' Button
Frankly I hope ISIS take him when we get to Bahrain.
Backmarker 02/18/16 (Thu) 21:24:49 f4aca7 No. 35276
I like new fun Jennifer.
Also just for you Australia. Do you know who is the other side of Vettel with Blonde hair?
Taken last year and I'm not kidding but that is the best photo I have of her in 3 years.
>>35244
She has been seen multiple times.
I just try to keep her to myself.
Backmarker 02/18/16 (Thu) 21:38:54 a1006a No. 35278
>>35276
>She has been seen multiple times.
>I just try to keep her to myself.
thank you britain, you are a hero taking the bullet for us.
Backmarker 02/19/16 (Fri) 01:34:44 784a24 No. 35283
>>35276
>sneaky Hanna
She's such a tease
Backmarker 02/19/16 (Fri) 01:51:58 f4aca7 No. 35284
Something brought up by a previous post I wasn't so aware of
>Brazilian pediatrician Dr Fernando Nascimento, 35, claims that at the time Ms Flosi was still living with him. She began the affair behind his back, he says, and dumped him last month when she told him she was moving to London to take a new job.
>Dr Nascimento was stunned when he learned of the affair through newspaper reports.
>"That just does not happen. The guy is almost 80, he is about 5ft (1.5m) tall. How can that be? It's a joke, its unbelievable," he said.
>"We were both financially independent and had a great lifestyle together. We had been together for three years and we even talked about marriage and kids earlier this year."
>"We were sharing a bed until the day she left me."
>Looking back, he said, he believes her attitude towards him changed about two months before their break-up after she returned from the Turkish F1 race. Ecclestone has said it was during the event that he became ‘a little closer’ to Fabiana, whom he knew professionally.
>‘After that trip she came back different,’ said Dr Nascimento. ‘She came back cold.’
>Getting cucked this hard by a midget
Backmarker 02/19/16 (Fri) 04:11:41 784a24 No. 35287
>>35284
So even if you have a shitload of money, and even if she has a shitload money of her own, a women will still leave you for a guy with more money.
Backmarker 02/19/16 (Fri) 04:23:52 a1006a No. 35289
>>35287
i mean you can buy a ton of stuff with 10 million but you can buy even more stuff with 100 million, its simple math.
Backmarker 02/19/16 (Fri) 10:22:54 f4aca7 No. 35297
>>35287
>implying Bernie didn't woo her with his charm
He actually took her out on to a yacht in Turkey.
Backmarker 02/19/16 (Fri) 12:16:03 784a24 No. 35305
>>35297
His charming quaint $20 million yacht
Backmarker 02/19/16 (Fri) 20:34:50 f4aca7 No. 35361
>tfw your life will never ever be this adorable and perfect
Backmarker 02/21/16 (Sun) 02:26:45 f4aca7 No. 35426
>tfw all the erotic fanfiction which has M/F all have M/M side stories
A nice story of Hanna and Seb having adorable sex
>Seb fucks his trainer before races and invites him round to fuck Hanna
Ohhh okay……
A story involving Jorda and Palmer. No once can surely be extra in that
>Fucking Hulkenberg out of nowhere just goes round sticking his cock in Jolyon
JUST WRITE NORMAL FUCKING SMUT
Backmarker 02/21/16 (Sun) 02:51:21 062ca9 No. 35428
>>35426
what the fuck you expected not everyone knows the wags of F1, even if they do 90% of fanfic writers are women and you are looking at a niche market here.
you have to find an f1 fan with knowledge of the wags that is a fanfiction writer AND a smut(vanilla) writer.
like…. yeah no.
Backmarker 02/21/16 (Sun) 03:01:58 f4aca7 No. 35429
>>35428
I'm just upset that out of the like 3 decent het that I've found:
One was dom Susie getting sub Nico to eat her out in the Mercedes bathroom at an office party
Another is a Seb/Hanna childhood story which is so fluffy and adorable it is like reading a bunny
And the final one is Jessica cheating on Button with Webber BUT THE FUCKING AUTHOR DIED AFTER ONE CHAPTER YOU UTTER MOTHERFUCKER IT WAS FUCKING PERFECT.
SHE RISKED FUCKING PREGNANCY. THAT IS MY BLOODY FETISH.
Backmarker 02/21/16 (Sun) 03:08:45 062ca9 No. 35430
>>35429
>BUT THE FUCKING AUTHOR DIED AFTER ONE CHAPTER
lel, welcome to the world of "i'm a fanfiction reader but i like really specific stuff and so only 1 in every 5000 fanfics caters to me"
>>35429
>Another is a Seb/Hanna childhood story which is so fluffy and adorable it is like reading a bunny
>reading a bunny
i know that feel.
Backmarker 02/21/16 (Sun) 03:25:41 f4aca7 No. 35434
>>35430
>lel, welcome to the world of "i'm a fanfiction reader but i like really specific stuff and so only 1 in every 5000 fanfics caters to me"
At least Exhentai understands me
>tfw such pleb tastes
Backmarker 02/21/16 (Sun) 03:29:59 f4aca7 No. 35436
>>35432
>They're both crowded into a single cubicle and when Susie looks down at him, her expression is calm. She seems to delight in tugging sharply on his hair and Nico goes with it when she guides his head between her legs. Her smell is sickly sweet in his throat and all-consuming as he hovers, unsure. He can't help the shudder that passes through him.
>His hands are shaking where he has them brushing her thighs and they must be vibrating through her skin because she is quick to peel them off. "No," she tells him. "Put them behind your back."
>Only for a second does Nico falter. He thinks of his father and his forceful career advice. He thinks of her husband, in the next room, picking up where his father left off. He thinks of every girlfriend he's ever had, always taller than him, even without the aid of heels.
>Nico is a pushover at heart and when he finally chooses to surrender himself over, it's a relief.
It ain't really that good.
http://archiveofourown.org/works/2666498
Backmarker 02/21/16 (Sun) 03:31:38 784a24 No. 35437
>>35436
>He thinks of every girlfriend he's ever had, always taller than him, even without the aid of heels.
Backmarker 02/21/16 (Sun) 03:32:39 062ca9 No. 35438
>>35434
>brits are this cucks
>this is why britain is getting overrun by muslims and africans
>they love it
jesus cuck wagbro.
Backmarker 02/21/16 (Sun) 03:35:22 784a24 No. 35439
>>35438
I think it's more that they want to live in a 1st world country.
Same reason that you're not overrun by them in Mexico.
:^)
Backmarker 02/21/16 (Sun) 03:38:34 062ca9 No. 35440
>>35439
at this rate the UK is gonna become a shithole worse than mexico.
Backmarker 02/21/16 (Sun) 03:48:35 f4aca7 No. 35441
>>35438
Hey I never said I got off being the cuck…..I'm prefer being the woman…..It's a much better situation….
pls no tease
Also seriously it is more about the mindbreak and NTR is the only place you really get that.
Favourites are the ones where some demon kidnaps a princess, fucks her until she finally just breaks and does the whole:
>I'm so sorry Raku but I can only be satisfied by demon cock now. Your cock is nothing to compared to the thing filling me up. Please impregnate me. I'M CUMMING
routine and when the prince finally gets there to confront it he finds his wife devoted to the demon, walking around completely naked, heavily pregnant and nursing some horrific demon spawn.
I'm sorry but breaking her to that level is frankly perfection.
When Kuroinu was released I nearly wore out my hand.
Especially when Jessica in my eyes was basically just a slightly lighter brown elf.
Backmarker 02/21/16 (Sun) 03:49:39 f4aca7 No. 35442
>>35441
>tfw got so distracted watching the first episode of Kuroinu again that I forgot my image
Backmarker 02/21/16 (Sun) 03:52:52 062ca9 No. 35443
>>35441
>prefer being the woman…..It's a much better situation….
>>35441
>Hey I never said I got off being the cuck…..I'm prefer being the woman…..It's a much better situation….
>pls no tease
>Also seriously it is more about the mindbreak and NTR is the only place you really get that.
>Favourites are the ones where some demon kidnaps a princess, fucks her until she finally just breaks and does the whole:
>>I'm so sorry Raku but I can only be satisfied by demon cock now. Your cock is nothing to compared to the thing filling me up. Please impregnate me. I'M CUMMING
>routine and when the prince finally gets there to confront it he finds his wife devoted to the demon, walking around completely naked, heavily pregnant and nursing some horrific demon spawn.
>I'm sorry but breaking her to that level is frankly perfection.
>When Kuroinu was released I nearly wore out my hand.
>Especially when Jessica in my eyes was basically just a slightly lighter brown elf.
Backmarker 02/21/16 (Sun) 04:02:22 f4aca7 No. 35445
>>35443
Oh come off it. Mindbreak is hot.
Backmarker 02/22/16 (Mon) 04:23:41 062ca9 No. 35610
>>35445
just to be clear, i don't judge you, if you want to be a girl and get mindbroken well whatever floats your goat wagbro.
there are worse things out there.
Backmarker 02/22/16 (Mon) 09:21:33 f4aca7 No. 35725
>>35610
I prefer being the one breaking them but being a little slut is fine.
And I still have an innate fetish for JAVs
Backmarker 02/22/16 (Mon) 23:15:16 f4aca7 No. 35997
I never truly appreciated how mind blowing Emilia's eyes were
Just…just stare in to them….They are like mini galaxies…filled with billions of stars…none of which are anywhere near as bright as her…
I think that is as sappy as I can physically manage.
Backmarker 02/22/16 (Mon) 23:20:35 f4aca7 No. 36000
>Jessica getting her nails done with her sister
I hope they are getting ready for a night on the town.
Hope she takes some big guy back to her apartment and tells him just how small and unsatisfying Jenson is.
Hope she has the night of her life. She deserves it.
On a serious note I'm guessing she is calling to find out how much she can legally take off him.
She could take his dignity if he had any. Hopefully she can legally find a way to force him into his McLaren seat for 5 years.
I think I could be meaner but I won't try.
Backmarker 02/22/16 (Mon) 23:27:30 784a24 No. 36002
>>36000
At least she finally took the ring off
Backmarker 02/22/16 (Mon) 23:31:12 f4aca7 No. 36004
>>36002
That may have been for the nails.
Or maybe she only wears it now during the sex so the guy can feel the cold metal on his back when she grasps him during orgasm…I've got stop writing myself into an erection.
Backmarker 02/23/16 (Tue) 14:13:22 f4aca7 No. 36135
>>36134
>tfw clearly wearing underwear under it because it is see through
I wonder how many pictures the photographer took before telling her.
Backmarker 02/23/16 (Tue) 14:19:53 f4aca7 No. 36139
>>36135
>>36134
Actually I think it is a smaller and tighter swimsuit
Backmarker 02/23/16 (Tue) 14:22:11 784a24 No. 36140
>>36139
>tfw no pics of her wearing just the smaller and tighter swimsuit
Backmarker 02/23/16 (Tue) 14:52:16 f4aca7 No. 36146
is…is this very rare young Hanna?
Backmarker 02/23/16 (Tue) 14:56:42 784a24 No. 36147
>>36146
Don't think so.
Sister maybe?
Backmarker 02/23/16 (Tue) 14:59:12 f4aca7 No. 36148
>>36147
She looks younger than him and he only had older sisters
Backmarker 02/23/16 (Tue) 15:11:18 784a24 No. 36152
>>36148
I think she looks older, actually.
Backmarker 02/23/16 (Tue) 15:16:50 f4aca7 No. 36154
>>36152
Maybe you are right
Melanie is the one in pink
Stephanie in black
Backmarker 02/23/16 (Tue) 17:11:56 784a24 No. 36182
Easter egg in the AMuS gallery
Backmarker 02/23/16 (Tue) 17:14:26 f4aca7 No. 36183
>>36182
I just can't feel much for Lara.
She just seems so generic. Just your average hot Spanish TV presenter.
Raquel was a bit better but Dasha was a unique little Russian snowdrop in the paddock.
>inb4 drift photo to annoy me
Backmarker 02/23/16 (Tue) 17:21:16 784a24 No. 36185
>>36184
>Lara_Testing_2.jpg
>waiting for Lewis
Bad news Fernando
Backmarker 02/23/16 (Tue) 17:25:20 f4aca7 No. 36186
>>36184
>Check that VK account a bit more
>Literally 1000000s of photos
>All HQ
I fucking love the Russians. Praise be to Putin and Natalia
Backmarker 02/23/16 (Tue) 18:08:10 f4aca7 No. 36194
>>36186
>Check Austria 2014 because Emilia was there
>nearly 4000 photos
>Not in a single one
Enough Dirndls to drown yourself, Jessica getting bad touched by a potential rapist. and Anna being Anna
Backmarker 02/23/16 (Tue) 21:22:59 062ca9 No. 36240
>>36134
why couldn't she be wonder woman again?
#fuckgalgadot
Backmarker 02/23/16 (Tue) 21:31:53 f4aca7 No. 36245
>>36240
I don't think a Finnish accent translates well into Amazonian
Backmarker 02/24/16 (Wed) 18:32:04 f4aca7 No. 36371
>tfw it is literally all falling apart for Jenson with all the evidence starting to come out of the woodwork
BLEED HIM DRY
Also why can't we post Images>
Backmarker 02/24/16 (Wed) 18:38:26 f4aca7 No. 36374
>>36371
Why the fuck won't it post the other image
Backmarker 02/24/16 (Wed) 19:39:44 784a24 No. 36388
>>36374
>Ultra Japan
Is that like "Great" Britain?
Backmarker 02/24/16 (Wed) 20:11:46 784a24 No. 36391
>>36374
>Ultra Japan
Is that like "Great" Britain?
Backmarker 02/24/16 (Wed) 20:12:01 784a24 No. 36392
Backmarker 02/24/16 (Wed) 20:27:08 f4aca7 No. 36393
>>36391
Music festival
>Making out with and sexual attacking EDM party girls
He must have some seriously advance aids from that
Backmarker 02/24/16 (Wed) 20:29:20 f4aca7 No. 36394
>>36393
oooh that was meant to be the uncensored version.
Backmarker 02/24/16 (Wed) 21:50:41 062ca9 No. 36412
i give up forever trying to post here.
Backmarker 02/24/16 (Wed) 21:51:17 062ca9 No. 36413
>>36412
oh fuck you 8chan.
Backmarker 02/24/16 (Wed) 21:52:20 f4aca7 No. 36414
>>36413
Keep trying Mexi
Don't lose faith
Backmarker 02/24/16 (Wed) 22:12:17 062ca9 No. 36419
>>36414
i was a post attacking Jeccica, i feel you went to the admin and said
"don't let mexican flags post about Jeccica"
i have to censored that shit because my posts don't go wtf.
Backmarker 02/24/16 (Wed) 22:24:37 f4aca7 No. 36433
>>36419
Was it with a pic?
I'm only having problems with certain pictures
Backmarker 02/24/16 (Wed) 22:28:31 515997 No. 36443
>>36433
I've noticed the same.
Backmarker 02/24/16 (Wed) 22:30:41 f4aca7 No. 36444
>>36443
And quite a lot of the time with multiple pictures
so
these two together:
>>36374
>>36373
didn't work but separately they did although the 2nd one I had to convert to a gif
Backmarker 02/25/16 (Thu) 09:36:29 f4aca7 No. 36519
>>36496
I'll find her when I get back from work
Backmarker 02/25/16 (Thu) 19:58:45 f4aca7 No. 36550
>tfw you send Nico Mana your dick pics.
>>36496
>>36519
This is going to be tough.
Backmarker 02/26/16 (Fri) 11:02:59 f4aca7 No. 36603
Guys I wouldn't normally ask this but can you rank the current WAGS? This is for the badger GP WAGs team. Emilia is automatic 1st. This is not debatable.
Backmarker 02/26/16 (Fri) 11:09:01 515997 No. 36604
>>36603
> Emilia is automatic 1st. This is not debatable.
Backmarker 02/26/16 (Fri) 11:20:17 f4aca7 No. 36605
>>36604
Hanna was a very honorable member but due to being ded was not part of the original WAG queen trio (Jessica, Jennifer, Emilia) when the whole thing started. They were the whole reason you even have a WAG archive and are even on this board.
As Emilia is the only one left she takes the top spot. Now I have to risk treason and photoshop her head on to the queen.
Backmarker 02/26/16 (Fri) 11:29:40 515997 No. 36606
>>36605
You should make a list of who you consider current wags if you people to rank them
Backmarker 02/26/16 (Fri) 12:10:17 f4aca7 No. 36608
>>36606
And call work to say I'm working from home as I completely forgot to do that.
Emilia Pikkarainen (Valtteri Bottas)
Hanna Prater (Sebastian Vettel)
Marion Grosjean (Romain Grosjean)
Vivian Rosberg (Nico Rosberg)
Lara Alvarez (Fernando Alonso)
Mikaela Ahlin-Kottulinsky (Max Verstappen)
Minttu Virtanen (Kimi Raikkonen)
Giulia Maria Testoni (Felipe Nasr)
Jemma Boskovich (Bully - May have broke up but still unconfirmed)
Anna Rafaela Bassi (Felipe Massa)
Louise Juulsgaard (Kevin Magnussen)
Egle Ruskyte (Nico Hulkenberg)
Andrea Campillo (Sergio Perez)
A total whore (Jenson Button)
I think that is everyone I know of currently.
Esteban, Lewis, Pascal, Haryanto, Kvyat, Palmer, Ericsson and Sainz don't currently have GF's that I know of. Lewis probably has an entourage of 'women' but that does not count.
Nico Mana can count for Rosberg I guess.
Backmarker 02/26/16 (Fri) 12:21:26 515997 No. 36609
>>36608
WAG POWER RANKINGS
>Hanna Prater (Sebastian Vettel) <- best WAG
>Marion Grosjean (Romain Grosjean) <- top tier waifu
>Emilia Pikkarainen (Valtteri Bottas) <- meme WAG (deal with it)
>Minttu Virtanen (Kimi Raikkonen) <- seems nice
>Mikaela Ahlin-Kottulinsky (Max Verstappen) <- seems sweet
>Vivian Rosberg (Nico Rosberg) <- good committed waifu
>Louise Juulsgaard (Kevin Magnussen) <- She went to that ball with Kmag, so she has potential to be a proper wag
Don't care list:
>Giulia Maria Testoni (Felipe Nasr)
>Lara Alvarez (Fernando Alonso) <- just another generic bimbo model
>Jemma Boskovich (Bully - May have broke up but still unconfirmed)
>Anna Rafaela Bassi (Felipe Massa)
>Egle Ruskyte (Nico Hulkenberg) <- bit of a skank, not a nice girl like Laura
>Andrea Campillo (Sergio Perez)
>A total whore (Jenson Button) <- just a temporary fuck toy
I really miss Becks. She was WAG queen.
Backmarker 02/26/16 (Fri) 12:50:08 f4aca7 No. 36613
>>36609
Pretty much the same as me.
in slight defense of Lara she and Minttu are the only ones to support their drivers at the test though of course it is local for her.
Backmarker 02/26/16 (Fri) 13:12:17 062ca9 No. 36616
>>36609
>>36608
Wags that matter in no particular order
Marion
Emilia
Nico Mana
Wags that are probably death
Hannah
Irrelevant tier
everyone else
probably gonna die of aids or bald head tier
Jessica
Backmarker 02/26/16 (Fri) 13:15:27 515997 No. 36618
>>36616
>Nico Mana
>wife / girlfriend
>Mana
pick one
Backmarker 02/26/16 (Fri) 13:16:07 062ca9 No. 36619
>>36618
he said Nico Mana can count.
Backmarker 02/26/16 (Fri) 13:16:58 515997 No. 36620
>>36619
Oh fair enough.
I didn't read the full terms and conditions part.
Backmarker 02/26/16 (Fri) 14:08:10 f4aca7 No. 36625
>>36618
In our hearts she is.
Backmarker 02/26/16 (Fri) 14:20:47 062ca9 No. 36626
How old is Nico Mana anyways?
Backmarker 02/26/16 (Fri) 14:23:56 515997 No. 36627
>>36626
Birthday: March 11, 1996
Backmarker 02/26/16 (Fri) 14:30:23 062ca9 No. 36629
>>36627
really? goddamn she is young.
Backmarker 02/26/16 (Fri) 14:36:17 f4aca7 No. 36630
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play. >>36629
….you aren't regretting anything are you Mexi?
>tfw I can only just pick out Nico Mana in her school performances
>tfw Japanese highschool is just high school musical
Backmarker 02/26/16 (Fri) 14:45:55 f4aca7 No. 36631
>Mana Sugiyama, 19, was a lucky fan who got a hug and a peck on the cheek from her idol after correctly answering a question during a short quiz segment.
>"He looks so serious and cool during the race, but he is so cute and friendly with fans here," said the Kyoto native, who came to Singapore for the race weekend.
>"When he kissed me, I could have just died."
I want to know what the question was. I'm imagining something ridiculously obscure that she shouted out instantly and before the announcer even got to say "correct" she had already barged her way into his arms.
Backmarker 02/26/16 (Fri) 14:51:05 062ca9 No. 36632
>>36630
not that you degenerate, i was just thinking she is still young enough to be a super sentai heroine.
Backmarker 02/26/16 (Fri) 14:54:56 f4aca7 No. 36633
>>36632
I follow 8 Japanese people on twitter
You post more stereotypical Jap stuff then anyone.
Backmarker 02/26/16 (Fri) 15:01:52 062ca9 No. 36634
>>36633
lol, i just like my toku man, its cool.
Backmarker 02/26/16 (Fri) 15:14:01 f4aca7 No. 36635
>Jenson is now constantly using the faceswap app and posting on Instagram
Told you she was feral and infectious.
Backmarker 02/28/16 (Sun) 17:48:26 f4aca7 No. 36723
Got to be honest here Marion. Don't like the crimped hair.
Backmarker 02/28/16 (Sun) 17:52:41 062ca9 No. 36724
>>36723
>that hair
>those 2 nigger behind
why does everyone good looking woman has to get blacked, i hate it.
Backmarker 02/28/16 (Sun) 18:07:24 062ca9 No. 36726
>>36725
even black women hate getting blacked.
Backmarker 02/28/16 (Sun) 18:12:13 f4aca7 No. 36727
>>36726
Bet you Brittny doesn't hate it ;^)
Backmarker 02/28/16 (Sun) 18:14:54 f4aca7 No. 36728
I knew the rap music was a bad influence….
Backmarker 02/28/16 (Sun) 18:49:43 384cf7 No. 36730
>>36727
who is that gorgeous milf whore?
Backmarker 02/28/16 (Sun) 18:52:01 f4aca7 No. 36731
>>36730
…Brittny Ward
The women Jenson had an affair with since near his marriage started.
How long have you not been in this thread?
Backmarker 02/28/16 (Sun) 18:54:44 384cf7 No. 36732
>>36731
I'm a complete newfag to this board tbh
Backmarker 02/28/16 (Sun) 19:00:47 062ca9 No. 36733
>>36731
innocent until proven guilty.
Backmarker 02/28/16 (Sun) 19:15:04 f4aca7 No. 36734
>>36733
The hard evidence trail goes back to November but word of mouth says it went back to the day of the wedding.
They have deleted a lot to that point though.
Backmarker 02/28/16 (Sun) 21:47:02 1131ce No. 36745
>>36728
I was hoping it was going to be her twerking
Backmarker 02/28/16 (Sun) 21:52:28 062ca9 No. 36746
>>36745
she is too pure for things of such degeneracy.
Backmarker 02/28/16 (Sun) 23:09:18 f4aca7 No. 36752
>>36745
>>36746
Mexibro has it right
Backmarker 02/28/16 (Sun) 23:21:17 1131ce No. 36753
>>36746
>>36752
You won't be saying that when her gravure photoshoot pics finally show up.
Backmarker 02/28/16 (Sun) 23:47:54 f4aca7 No. 36754
>>36753
Unless of course she had them privately done for Nico.
That or I made a shitty translation error
Backmarker 02/28/16 (Sun) 23:56:33 1131ce No. 36755
>>36754
>Unless of course she had them privately done for Nico.
Well it was scheduled for a week before valentines day…
Backmarker 02/28/16 (Sun) 23:57:32 f4aca7 No. 36756
>>36754
Though this is the Japanese….
Backmarker 02/29/16 (Mon) 00:19:49 062ca9 No. 36757
>>36755
>>36754
>implying is not actually one of those JOI videos with a twist , instead of being those rude JOI of "fap you turd" its a sweet JOI exclusively for Nico.
Backmarker 02/29/16 (Mon) 01:36:26 062ca9 No. 36761
>>36755
>>36754
>implying is not actually one of those JOI videos with a twist , instead of being those rude JOI of "fap you turd" its a sweet JOI exclusively for Nico.
Backmarker 02/29/16 (Mon) 01:36:48 062ca9 No. 36762
>>36757
>>36761
mother
fucker.
fuck you 8chan.
Backmarker 02/29/16 (Mon) 01:39:13 1131ce No. 36763
>>36757
>>36761
mfw Mexibro has been watching femdom JOI videos
Backmarker 02/29/16 (Mon) 01:43:12 062ca9 No. 36764
>>36763
Not really, i don't really like being called a turd/idiot/stupid or any of the things they say while i fap.
Backmarker 02/29/16 (Mon) 02:13:11 f4aca7 No. 36766
>>36763
>>36764
I prefer some of the kinder Mistress T or Larkin Love ones even if they are M/S incest.
But then I have pleb tastes in porn.
Backmarker 02/29/16 (Mon) 02:16:50 1131ce No. 36768
>>36764
>i don't really like being called a turd/idiot/stupid
Oh, now I get it…
<3 you Mexibro
Backmarker 02/29/16 (Mon) 02:25:08 10e470 No. 36771
>>36768
>ophelia
>pretentious porn names.
Shouldn't surprise, they're probably mostly failed hipster artists of some sort.
Backmarker 02/29/16 (Mon) 02:25:22 1131ce No. 36772
>>36768
FWIW, this kind of shitty content becoming so common is why I stopped watching femdom a while ago
>You're not a "dom", you're just an inexperienced little girl saying demeaning shit with no fucks given about the submissive
Backmarker 02/29/16 (Mon) 02:34:23 062ca9 No. 36776
>>36768
i already think normal JOI are bad, this is beyond awful.
Backmarker 02/29/16 (Mon) 04:17:29 f4aca7 No. 36789
Jennifer has to have the most inconsistent height in pictures I have ever seen.
Backmarker 02/29/16 (Mon) 04:28:13 062ca9 No. 36794
>>36789
HOLY FUCK SHE IS TINY AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Backmarker 02/29/16 (Mon) 04:48:11 f4aca7 No. 36805
>>36794
>>36789
The thing is she never looks that tiny when taken in the garage but they always find ways to make her looks small on track.
It's like they have special lenses just for her and go out of their way to make her smaller.
Backmarker 02/29/16 (Mon) 05:06:02 1131ce No. 36806
>>36805
>Sutil's glassing face
Backmarker 02/29/16 (Mon) 05:08:23 062ca9 No. 36807
>>36805
i think pants make you notice how fucking short her legs are.
like look at them hahahaha holy shit.
Backmarker 02/29/16 (Mon) 05:13:16 1131ce No. 36810
>>36805
>The thing is she never looks that tiny when taken in the garage but they always find ways to make her looks small on track.
She's probably wearing heals in the garage.
Backmarker 02/29/16 (Mon) 06:14:46 10e470 No. 36822
>>36805
>far right
she's that short with like 4 inches of heel.
Backmarker 02/29/16 (Mon) 08:37:51 b4deb3 No. 36823
>>36807
>not wanting pint sized waifus
It's not like you can brag about heights without a head.
Backmarker 02/29/16 (Mon) 14:14:14 062ca9 No. 36830
>>36823
bitch pls i'm 6'0, woman below 5'7 are not worth it.
Backmarker 02/29/16 (Mon) 18:05:29 95f975 No. 36834
>>36823
>wanting frail breeding stock
Backmarker 02/29/16 (Mon) 19:58:13 f4aca7 No. 36835
>tfw lost in translation is completely true and Jenson is missing out on Karaoke fun
Serves him right.
Also I spent most of the day at work imagine Mana and Rosberg making love after a race….help
Backmarker 02/29/16 (Mon) 20:03:52 1131ce No. 36839
>>36835
>Japanese
>karaoke
Jessica in charge of not being a stereotype
Backmarker 02/29/16 (Mon) 20:05:53 f4aca7 No. 36840
>>36839
But most WAGs are stereotypes.
That is what makes them perfect.
Backmarker 03/01/16 (Tue) 07:56:41 1131ce No. 36907
I sometimes wonder if Mana will one day grow out of her girlhood Nico crush, and be embarrassed by all the evidence of it.
Or is she a lifer?
Backmarker 03/01/16 (Tue) 08:00:49 1131ce No. 36908
>>36907
I've watched that dozens of times, but it's never clicked about how short she must be.
Herbert is only 5'4", so mustn't even be break 5 foot.
Backmarker 03/01/16 (Tue) 12:13:41 062ca9 No. 36926
>>36907
one day Rosberg will realize how dumb he has been and finally leave Vivian for Mana and they will live happily ever after in Tokyo.
Backmarker 03/01/16 (Tue) 20:57:30 f4aca7 No. 36945
>>36907
Till death do them part
Also I imagine Martin being jealous as fuck he never had a Japanese fangirl.
Backmarker 03/01/16 (Tue) 23:09:17 1131ce No. 36948
>>36945
>Also I imagine Martin being jealous as fuck he never had a Japanese fangirl.
Agreed. His remark at the end smacks of jelly.
Backmarker 03/01/16 (Tue) 23:25:17 f4aca7 No. 36950
>>36948
Thought is it any wonder
>Break a Japanese guys legs
>Bring it up constantly afterwards
Any fangirls he may have had in his career left him after that.
Backmarker 03/02/16 (Wed) 02:22:36 f4aca7 No. 36964
ohhhhh shit
Nico Mana being all grown up and political and shit.
Backmarker 03/02/16 (Wed) 02:24:55 1131ce No. 36965
>>36964
>Mana confirmed for being pro-Mexico
>Mana confirmed for being pro-RGB
Backmarker 03/02/16 (Wed) 02:30:35 f4aca7 No. 36966
>>36965
Dammit now I have to find an RGB related Mana picture.
At least she knows an RGB dress for this years Suzuka costume would be tacky.
Backmarker 03/02/16 (Wed) 02:34:23 1131ce No. 36967
Backmarker 03/02/16 (Wed) 02:39:07 f4aca7 No. 36968
>>36967
No joke but I went past that twitter account a few days but didn't say anything.
Honest.
Backmarker 03/02/16 (Wed) 02:40:29 1131ce No. 36969
>>36967
>>36968
Might be Cassie (Cassandra?) Davidson
Same username and kinda looks like her but obviously younger:
https://myspace.com/xcassiedeex
>tfw your Myspace comes back to haunt you
Backmarker 03/02/16 (Wed) 02:45:34 f4aca7 No. 36970
>>36969
>>36967
>Haas F1 employ a completely different Cassie Duncan as marketing manager
Someone in recruitment has a very specific fetish
Backmarker 03/02/16 (Wed) 02:54:32 f4aca7 No. 36972
>>36971
girl squeaks are so qt
Backmarker 03/02/16 (Wed) 02:55:20 f4aca7 No. 36973
>>36972
ahhh wrong Emilia_wet webm
Backmarker 03/02/16 (Wed) 02:58:05 f4aca7 No. 36974
>>36973
>>36972
That should be better
Backmarker 03/02/16 (Wed) 03:02:13 062ca9 No. 36975
>>36964
>Mana doesn't want America to be great again
i understand, last time america was great her fucking country got fucking blown out of their shit.
Backmarker 03/02/16 (Wed) 03:07:39 1131ce No. 36976
>>36975
If only they built the World Trade Center out of Torii's
Backmarker 03/02/16 (Wed) 03:42:32 f4aca7 No. 36977
>Emilia still trains and hangs out with pole dance woman
>Emilia let her ride a horse
Hope you can handle Emilia making kiss noises and purring.
Backmarker 03/02/16 (Wed) 03:47:41 1131ce No. 36978
>>36977
She sure looks happy…
Backmarker 03/02/16 (Wed) 03:51:56 f4aca7 No. 36979
>>36978
You could of at least posted the video with the bike…
Backmarker 03/02/16 (Wed) 03:58:49 f4aca7 No. 36981
>>36980
Now that is just unnecessary
Backmarker 03/02/16 (Wed) 04:01:47 f4aca7 No. 36983
>>36981
>>36980
Also
>Posts snapchat of her dancing in her room
>Easily spot Jenson in a picture frame on the nightstand
>Deleted it shortly after
Bitch
>>36982
Sorry my mind sort of stops functioning properly when I see her.
Backmarker 03/02/16 (Wed) 04:10:32 1131ce No. 36985
>>36983
>>Deleted it shortly after
>no one saving it
When will people learn?
Backmarker 03/02/16 (Wed) 04:15:30 f4aca7 No. 36986
>>36985
They didn't get the video but they did get a slightly blurry screenshot. That is Jenson. I've starred at enough picture of Jenson to know when I see Jenson.
Backmarker 03/02/16 (Wed) 04:18:25 062ca9 No. 36987
>mfw britbro is still mad her favorite girl is now irrelevant to F1
Backmarker 03/02/16 (Wed) 04:27:02 f4aca7 No. 36988
>>36987
>mfw Mexibro still mad he has no head and that Emilia or Mana wouldn't want to watch him fail at Smite…..again
Backmarker 03/02/16 (Wed) 04:30:45 062ca9 No. 36989
>>36988
i'm gonna be honest with you, i don't really care about Emilia anymore and Mana is Nico's.
so whatever.
plus its patch day man! literally every retard comes out of their holes.
Backmarker 03/02/16 (Wed) 04:31:49 1131ce No. 36990
>>36988
>wouldn't want to watch him fail at Smite…..again
Mexico BTFO
Backmarker 03/02/16 (Wed) 04:38:14 062ca9 No. 36991
>>36990
i carry like 90% of my games, bitches pls.
Backmarker 03/02/16 (Wed) 04:51:40 f4aca7 No. 36992
>>36989
I was never truly sexually attracted to Emilia more just in a qt best friend adorable way.
I'm just a bit sad I'll most likely never meet Jessica unless I go to Japan now.
Jennifer is another one I've missed.
All the new WAGs aren't as good as the old ones and they are diminishing at such a fast rate…
Also what Jenson did is horrible.
He cheated on her with an utter skank.
He put the onus on her with the divorce statement claiming distance meant the relationship failed (despite never going out to Japan something which he has done for Brittny with the frequent flights to LA and which Jessica did with him with flying to the GP's she could attend).
He put in the statement about "how no one else was involved" automatically making Jessica out to be a cheater as Jenson has the clean boy image with the media.
Not to mention I was stupid enough to allow my fetishes to get in the way of my judgement and passed the rumour about Jessica having an affair. That was so silly of me, I should have seen it was bullshit from the start.
At least Bianchi had a formal break up and promptly died afterwards so no awkwardness had to happen.
Backmarker 03/02/16 (Wed) 05:08:01 1131ce No. 36993
>>36992
>I was never truly sexually attracted to Emilia
Say that again while look at that ass…
you can't
Backmarker 03/02/16 (Wed) 05:32:27 062ca9 No. 36996
>>36992
yeah i just thought the wags were attractive.
Backmarker 03/02/16 (Wed) 14:08:09 2fa6e7 No. 37019
Who is the lady in the red coat interviewing Nico?
Backmarker 03/02/16 (Wed) 18:07:43 1131ce No. 37025
>>37018
>large hands
Wooo it's about time we got a T-WAG
Backmarker 03/02/16 (Wed) 18:10:13 1131ce No. 37026
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play. >>37019
Sandra, Sky Germany
Ted talked to her on the Notebook last week.
>22:40
Backmarker 03/02/16 (Wed) 18:16:30 1131ce No. 37028
>>37026
Sandra Baumgartner
https://twitter.com/sky_sandrab
>she tweets Raikkonen with the little dots
>so German
>so niedlich
Backmarker 03/02/16 (Wed) 18:18:47 7184bd No. 37029
>>37028
Strange, at least in swedish this would completely change the way i prounounce it from Rye-konen to Reey-keuhnen
Backmarker 03/02/16 (Wed) 20:24:47 1131ce No. 37034
>>37028
>acestream
The Russians seem to have a problem with their satellite reception.
A lot of streams from torrent-tv.ru have had a shitload of break up lately
Backmarker 03/02/16 (Wed) 20:25:28 1131ce No. 37035
>>37034
Fuck, wrong thread.
>too much actual F1 being posted here is confusing
Backmarker 03/02/16 (Wed) 20:28:42 f4aca7 No. 37037
>>37035
>too much actual F1 being posted here is confusing
Sorry I was at work.
Backmarker 03/02/16 (Wed) 20:33:22 1131ce No. 37038
>>37037
>her dog is her "child"
I was indifferent to her before.
Strong dislike now.
Backmarker 03/02/16 (Wed) 20:35:15 f4aca7 No. 37039
>>37038
Adoptive parents
It's not her dog it is her friends dog.
And yes that is the account her friend set up for her dog…
Pic has already been deleted though.
Backmarker 03/02/16 (Wed) 20:39:02 1131ce No. 37041
>>37039
>Pic has already been deleted though.
They're not very good at this secret relationship
Backmarker 03/02/16 (Wed) 20:41:13 f4aca7 No. 37042
>>37041
He is trying to find time to come up with an excuse when somebody actually asks him what the fuck he was thinking
Backmarker 03/02/16 (Wed) 20:46:21 1131ce No. 37044
File: 1456951581591.jpg (Spoiler Image, 17.45 KB, 387x300, 129:100, brittny-ward.jpg )
>>37042
>what the fuck he was thinking
Backmarker 03/02/16 (Wed) 20:53:44 f4aca7 No. 37048
>>37044
This is the part where I hope Jess takes him apart.
And then with the reduced cash and shit she gets from the British press (when they finally wake up and start reporting on it) Brittny leaves him for some black guy.
Backmarker 03/02/16 (Wed) 21:10:08 062ca9 No. 37051
i still don't understand why you all hate Jenson.
If you were in his position you would also jump from a loveless marriage to something else.
Backmarker 03/02/16 (Wed) 21:32:15 f4aca7 No. 37052
>>37051
>Loveless
His own fault he never put the effort in Jessica did to make it work and if he truly didn't love her anymore he could have talked to her, explain it all and had a civilised divorce. Instead he cheated on her. Lied to her and then went forward with the divorce implying some level of cheating from her side.
Backmarker 03/03/16 (Thu) 05:00:42 1131ce No. 37077
>>37051
>he doesn't hate Jenson
Backmarker 03/03/16 (Thu) 23:34:13 f4aca7 No. 37276
>Brittny tweeted a picture of her wearing an engagement ring before deleting it all while I was at work.
I'M NOT BEING CUCKED LIKE THAT YOU UTTER FUCKING BITCH I WILL END YOU
If that was originally Jenson's ring though I'll take them both.
Backmarker 03/03/16 (Thu) 23:34:59 1131ce No. 37277
>>37276
>not taking at least a screenshot
Backmarker 03/03/16 (Thu) 23:39:30 f4aca7 No. 37278
>>37277
I was at work and just found out through twitter that it happened.
Everyone who does this seems to be a fucking idiot.
Backmarker 03/03/16 (Thu) 23:39:58 f4aca7 No. 37279
>>37277
I was at work and just found out through twitter that it happened.
Everyone who does this seems to be a fucking idiot.
Backmarker 03/03/16 (Thu) 23:41:24 f4aca7 No. 37282
>You will never spend all day filming Emilia and watching her in slow mo to try and help improve her technique
Backmarker 03/03/16 (Thu) 23:44:23 1131ce No. 37286
>>37282
>"Emilia… I'm just going to… um… take some pics from…. behind to… um… make sure you're jumping off straight"
Backmarker 03/03/16 (Thu) 23:46:23 f4aca7 No. 37288
>>37286
>"Well…I umm…..uh better go develop the footage….yeah"
>"but it's a digi.."
>"Yeahhhh gotta go"
Backmarker 03/04/16 (Fri) 02:14:13 f4aca7 No. 37294
>Jessica and her gay friend are in LA
Brittny gonna get rekt
Hell hath no fury like your bf's ex and her angry gay friend.
BRING OUT THE NIPPLE CLAMPS AND THE CUM FILLED TURKEY BASTERS
Backmarker 03/04/16 (Fri) 02:53:11 062ca9 No. 37296
>>37294
britbro's meltdown for this Button/Irrelevant divorce affair thing has been very entertaining to watch
Backmarker 03/04/16 (Fri) 04:19:41 f4aca7 No. 37297
>>37296
I'm glad someone is enjoying it.
>It was 6am at the Suzuka circuit hotel when the sun finally started to lift itself over the horizon.
>Pouring down on the building and windows, the beams of light seeped through the curtains of bedrooms to signify the start of a new day.
>Having taken an 8 minute and 20 second journey, one sunbeam crept it's way through the gap in the curtains of room 26 before finally coming to rest on the face of a young 19 year old girl.
>Asleep under a warm duvet, held shut by the bounds of dreams pleasant it took a moment for her brain to react.
>A disgruntled moan, a peak into the real world, before rolling onto her side to go back to the fantasy land she had been enjoying.
>But sunlight is a unrelenting timekeeper and try as she might she wasn't going to get back to her dreams.
>Coming to terms with her awoken status she started to rise and begin her routine before realising a number of things at once:
>This wasn't her bed
>This wasn't her hotel room
>She wasn't wearing anything
>After only a brief minor shock, the memories of last night started to fill in the gaps and calm her down:
>She knew exactly whose bed it was
>She knew exactly whose room she was in
>She knew exactly why she was naked
>She also knew exactly why the newly crowned Formula 1 world champion, Nico Rosberg, was asleep next to her
>Looking down on his tousled hair and light breathing every memory made her almost question the fact that she was awake.
>She could still feel it, she could still smell it and the faint taste on her lips confirmed her senses were still in working order.
>Thinking back to how it had started she realised one important thing.
>"It was only meant to be a hug…."
Backmarker 03/04/16 (Fri) 04:21:28 f4aca7 No. 37298
>>37297
>>37296
?It took me almost an hour to write that.
Jesus Christ I'm shit. I'm going to bed.
Backmarker 03/04/16 (Fri) 04:42:41 062ca9 No. 37301
>>37297
remember when that american guy said you could sell this as anonymous short erotic novels on amazon or something?
well i'm here to remind you lol.
Backmarker 03/04/16 (Fri) 05:00:09 1131ce No. 37302
>>37297
needs more feeling of sperm inside her
Backmarker 03/04/16 (Fri) 06:52:16 1131ce No. 37305
>tfw randomly find a HD pic
Backmarker 03/04/16 (Fri) 08:50:56 f4aca7 No. 37311
>>37302
That comes later
You were asking about hand size comparisons for Mana a while back.
There are her tiny hands.
Backmarker 03/04/16 (Fri) 09:16:02 1131ce No. 37319
>>37311
She has long fingers
all the better for fingering herself
Backmarker 03/04/16 (Fri) 12:43:14 062ca9 No. 37334
Backmarker 03/04/16 (Fri) 22:59:17 062ca9 No. 37383
>>37305
out of sheeeeeeeeeer curiosity, how come nobody has x-rayed this?
Backmarker 03/04/16 (Fri) 23:00:08 062ca9 No. 37384
>>37305
out of sheeeeeeeeeer curiosity, how come nobody has x-rayed this?.
Backmarker 03/04/16 (Fri) 23:13:54 f4aca7 No. 37389
>>37297
Because it isn't really the right image for X-raying
The fabric is dark, doubles over itself and not sheer
Sure there is pokies but that is it.
The Susie pic was a good example of an alright one.
Backmarker 03/04/16 (Fri) 23:16:21 062ca9 No. 37390
>>37389
damn Suzie has a nice pair of tits.
Backmarker 03/04/16 (Fri) 23:20:44 f4aca7 No. 37391
>>37390
Photoshop can do some amazing things
Backmarker 03/05/16 (Sat) 01:27:37 011960 No. 37400
>>37391
she has a nice neck.
Backmarker 03/05/16 (Sat) 01:33:24 f4aca7 No. 37401
>>37301
I don't think someone is gonna buy a het Nico fanfic.
Even in the ones with Vivian in them they re-write it so she is his sister and he has gay sex with Lewis and she forms a lesbian relationship with Jessica.
I think I'll finish it though.
Backmarker 03/05/16 (Sat) 01:47:50 f4aca7 No. 37402
>>37401
Except this will be a pretty slow build up so I might not post it here.
In other news Brittny continues to try and cuck me and the people working on this.
Backmarker 03/05/16 (Sat) 01:55:23 0f726a No. 37403
>>37402
>know they're being watched
>still dumb enough to keep fucking up and exposing themselves
How dumb do you need to be?
Backmarker 03/05/16 (Sat) 02:06:56 f4aca7 No. 37404
>>37403
They are doing it on purpose now.
Brittny liking posts of the people accusing her.
Chris Buncombe (Jenson's partner in crime who is dating one of Brittny's friends) sending them articles from women's magazines stating Brittny is engaged to some guy from Twilight. Even though the guy from Twilight not only denied it, he didn't even know who she was. The story came from an "insider" which I imagine was Jenson's PR desperately trying to save face as she watches him throw away all the good work they had done over his McLaren career.
Backmarker 03/05/16 (Sat) 02:10:54 0f726a No. 37405
>>37404
I can't wait until a tabloid picks it up, and ruins his image.
Backmarker 03/05/16 (Sat) 02:18:34 f4aca7 No. 37406
>>37405
I don't know why they aren't.
They just roasted Idris Elba for having a 4 month long secret marriage but not a single thing about Jenson.
It just makes no sense.
Backmarker 03/05/16 (Sat) 02:21:06 0f726a No. 37407
>>37406
If you've got solid proof, put together something and send it to them as a tipoff.
Backmarker 03/05/16 (Sat) 02:23:40 f4aca7 No. 37408
>>37407
They already have.
They have been spammed enough times by everyone else.
They are just not reporting it. Maybe they know something we don't. Maybe they are waiting for the first race to cause maximum effect. Maybe they have been threatened…
Backmarker 03/05/16 (Sat) 02:26:58 0f726a No. 37410
>>37408
>Maybe they are waiting for the first race to cause maximum effect
I was thinking that. Or British GP, but that's a while away and they might be public by then.
Backmarker 03/05/16 (Sat) 02:37:15 062ca9 No. 37414
>>37408
or maybe jenson and britty are so low on the celebrity scale they are not even rank as D celebrities and nobody cares?
>>37401
change the names and settings.
make it about a japanese girl and a german guy during world war 2.
fuck it, i'm a genius, nobody writes romance between a japanese and a german during world war 2.
Be rich with my idea britbro.
Backmarker 03/05/16 (Sat) 03:09:07 f4aca7 No. 37417
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play. >>37414
>Jenson is low on the celebrity scale
They reported on him all the time. Heck they reported on just Jessica a lot of the time.
If I change the names Mana may never find it by accident and be horrified while slightly aroused.
I mean I really do like Mana…Like a lot. She is just so qt.
Backmarker 03/05/16 (Sat) 03:12:23 0f726a No. 37418
>>37417
>If I change the names Mana may never find it by accident and be horrified while slightly aroused.
>I mean I really do like Mana…Like a lot. She is just so qt.
Maybe you could write it in a way she'd enjoy reading it
and maybe have a poke downstairs to
Backmarker 03/05/16 (Sat) 03:13:53 f4aca7 No. 37419
>>37417
Oh yeah I just remembered I forgot to tell you guys this and it is a horrible time to tell you but……Nico Mana will no longer be a Toyota grid girl.
They change every year.
They had the ceremony a few days ago and they all received flowers from the president and CEO of Toyota.
I'm sorry if I never made the fact it was always one year thing clear…
Backmarker 03/05/16 (Sat) 03:14:54 0f726a No. 37420
>>37419
She looks heartbroken
Backmarker 03/05/16 (Sat) 03:22:59 f4aca7 No. 37421
>>37420
She didn't think she would ever become a race queen a year ago and then received the audition from Toyota who was one of her absolute favourite race teams from when she was a junior high school student.
She has lived the dream for the past year and she those photo shoots she has been doing are most likely auditions. I know one of her friends has now been picked up by Subaru.
>There are people out there who would want to get rid of such opportunities for women due to some bullshit idea of sexism
Makes me so angry.
Backmarker 03/05/16 (Sat) 04:17:52 e087d8 No. 37424
>>37417
write it and send it anonymously to mana.
make it so sweet your teeth start to rot.
Then go full 50 shades of grey and send it to her too
>>37419
awww poor mana, i honestly though it was a on a day basis job like
>hey we kinda need for this event for just today
>3 months later
>hey we kinda need you again for this event of 2 days.
Backmarker 03/05/16 (Sat) 13:19:36 2fa6e7 No. 37465
>>36154
Imagine being the older/younger sibling of an F1 world champion.
No matter what you do, you'll never top your brother's achievements.
Backmarker 03/05/16 (Sat) 13:43:47 0f726a No. 37466
>>37465
It could be worse.
Backmarker 03/05/16 (Sat) 20:24:16 746611 No. 37472
>>37465
Have you ever seen the video of Michael waltrip winning the Daytona 500 and Darryl crying in the commentary booth. That's some real redneck brotherly emotion. We should watch that race some time.
Backmarker 03/05/16 (Sat) 23:56:52 f4aca7 No. 37495
>>37472
>I think Dale's okay….He's alright isn't he?
All around emotional.
>time is running too fast, this pic was taken about five years ago. I'm getting old
Jennifer please you haven't changed.
Backmarker 03/06/16 (Sun) 00:33:19 f4aca7 No. 37498
>>37496
I'll admit she definitely needs to go back to some eye make up
but frankly she is insanely good looking.
Backmarker 03/06/16 (Sun) 02:57:16 746611 No. 37499
>>37498
She's too fucking short
Backmarker 03/06/16 (Sun) 03:49:14 0f726a No. 37519
>>37499
So's life, but you don't see me doing anything with it.
Backmarker 03/07/16 (Mon) 00:16:59 f4aca7 No. 37661
>Jessica and Lewis seen together at Paris Fashion show
I don't care if it is Lewis I honestly don't care.
Cuck him Lewis. Do it.
Backmarker 03/07/16 (Mon) 00:24:36 0f726a No. 37662
>>37661
>mfw it turns out Jessica cheated first…. with Lewis
You would have to kill yourself, right?
Backmarker 03/07/16 (Mon) 00:26:49 f4aca7 No. 37663
>>37662
Eventually but that amount of paddock awkwardness/hate would be fucking golden.
I wouldn't want to miss that.
Backmarker 03/07/16 (Mon) 00:30:02 f4aca7 No. 37664
>>37662
>>37663
Also being absolutely brutally honest Jessica wouldn't be too bad for Lewis.
Low maintenance, can live separately for long periods, both into fashion.
Maybe she would calm him down.
Backmarker 03/07/16 (Mon) 00:33:20 0f726a No. 37665
>>37664
>Lewis' music evolves to include JPOP influences
Backmarker 03/07/16 (Mon) 00:42:30 f4aca7 No. 37666
>>37665
I'm horrified to think I could live with that.
Fucking hell I jumped to the acceptance stage too quickly.
Backmarker 03/07/16 (Mon) 02:00:15 011960 No. 37667
>>37661
>body language doesnt show anything between them
if they fuck, it's a really embarrassing rebound.
Backmarker 03/07/16 (Mon) 02:29:24 f4aca7 No. 37668
>>37667
I can't imagine anything between them not being embarrassing.
Where do you even start a conversation?
>Hey Jessy I haven't seen you since the US grand prix with Jen…
>Hey Jessy how's…umm…uhh…life?
They did share a moment when he showed her what was on his phone.
Also in the ridiculously rare off chance this actually happens it is going to make the WAG folder weird.
There will be two Jessica folders.
Backmarker 03/07/16 (Mon) 02:30:24 f4aca7 No. 37669
Also not a single newspaper has pointed out the fact she is there.
It's like Lewis makes her invisible.
Backmarker 03/07/16 (Mon) 18:10:58 e087d8 No. 37687
>>37661
>>37668
>Michibata gets BLACKED
what a fitting end for such a common whore lol.
Backmarker 03/07/16 (Mon) 20:53:14 f4aca7 No. 37690
>>37687
As much as I know you love that kinda porn it was just a meeting with a long time loyal friend who wouldn't betray her.
She was later seen partying with John Mayer and they got in a vehicle together.
Backmarker 03/07/16 (Mon) 20:57:04 f4aca7 No. 37691
>>37690
Also
>Evidence about Jenson and Brittny is insurmountable
>Nothing from press
>Jessica is seen once outside with someone
>10 articles instantly
How can one arsehole cunt pay off the press this much? It shouldn't be legal.
Backmarker 03/07/16 (Mon) 21:04:42 e087d8 No. 37692
>>37690
>As much as I know you love that kinda porn
blacked? jesus christ britbro i don't even watch interracial lesbian scenes, i don't even watch girls using black dildos.
Backmarker 03/07/16 (Mon) 21:12:40 f4aca7 No. 37693
>>37692
>Instant denial on the accusation but nothing else
>Covers PC in RGB's to try and hide his inner love of black on white
It's alright Mexi, you can admit it here. We all have our special fetishes.
Backmarker 03/07/16 (Mon) 22:46:01 b4deb3 No. 37695
>>37690
>from a stud like Jenson to this possible durg user
Such is the plight of this WHORE
Backmarker 03/07/16 (Mon) 22:55:22 f4aca7 No. 37696
>>37695
They have been friends since 07 when they did an interview together and he said he knew who she was and read her Japanese blog.
It's probably just a friendly night out.
Backmarker 03/07/16 (Mon) 23:40:05 eadc0f No. 37697
>>37695
>possible
you mean definite
also he's gay as fuck, Jessy's presumed anal virginity remains intact.
Backmarker 03/07/16 (Mon) 23:41:04 0f726a No. 37699
>>37661
>>37690
>be Jessica
>be a whore
>get with Jenson
>clean up act
>Jenson leaves you for a massive whore
>realise that Jenson has a thing for whores, and your undoing was cleaning up your act
>decide to become an even bigger whore than the massive whore to win Jenson back
>have sex with with Jenson's co-workers
>have sex with a famous womaniser
How long until she's in Hustler?
>far more whorish than Playboy
Backmarker 03/07/16 (Mon) 23:42:38 0f726a No. 37700
>>37697
>John Mayer
>gay
I personally hate the guy, but he has fucked (more than) half the female celebrities in Hollywood.
Backmarker 03/07/16 (Mon) 23:45:24 eadc0f No. 37701
>>37700
they're beards. he's said all sorts of cringe shit like that he prefers masturbating to having sex.
Backmarker 03/07/16 (Mon) 23:45:37 f4aca7 No. 37702
>>37697
Someone has to hook Jessy up after those nights in Rio got her hooked
>>37699
>Not just going the whole hog and doing JAV
Backmarker 03/07/16 (Mon) 23:55:59 0f726a No. 37707
>>37699
I'm rewriting this slightly because I had an idea and it makes it way better imo
>be Jessica
>be a level 3 whore
>get with Jenson
>reroll a non whore character
>Jenson leaves you for level 5 whore
>realise that Jenson has a thing for whores, and your undoing was rerolling a non whore character
>grind your way to whore level 9 to win Jenson back
Backmarker 03/07/16 (Mon) 23:57:53 f4aca7 No. 37708
Wait….wait I just realised something.
>Brittny lives/works in LA and is with Jenson
>Jessica and Gay friend both in LA for seemingly a decent amount of time
>Gay friend recently left his model recruitment agency that he started in Tokyo to start a new chapter
>Said that chapter is in LA
>mfw Jessica and her gay friend are going to become Brittny's boss
That is genius.
As I said there is no vengeance like that of a gay man who has had one of his girls saddened.
Backmarker 03/08/16 (Tue) 00:20:51 0f726a No. 37716
/blog/
>be me
>staying home a lot, trying to save money
>leave house only 3 times in the last week
>different times of day every time
>3 minute drive to the grocery store
>every single time I've gone out I've seen the grill I like driving around
The universe is trying to tell me something…
Backmarker 03/08/16 (Tue) 00:22:16 f4aca7 No. 37717
>>37716
It trying to distract into having a crash?
Stay indoors and don't believe the hallucinations.
Backmarker 03/08/16 (Tue) 00:30:42 0f726a No. 37718
>>37692
>i don't even watch girls using black dildos.
Does this surprise anyone?
Backmarker 03/08/16 (Tue) 00:32:16 f4aca7 No. 37719
>>37718
God dammit another birthday present I have to get for Mexi.
Thank god we share birthdays
Backmarker 03/08/16 (Tue) 01:12:56 f4aca7 No. 37720
>Former world number one Maria Sharapova has revealed she failed a drugs test at the Australian Open.
>Sharapova, a five-time Grand Slam champion, is provisionally suspended from 12 March pending further action.
More time to be with Mark I guess
Backmarker 03/08/16 (Tue) 01:45:03 e087d8 No. 37722
>>37693
nigga no, black people are disgusting, i like colors and black is not a color.
Backmarker 03/08/16 (Tue) 01:53:01 0f726a No. 37723
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Backmarker 03/08/16 (Tue) 02:02:25 e087d8 No. 37724
>>37718
i'm fucking leaving this place.
the degeneracy is too much for me.
Backmarker 03/08/16 (Tue) 02:05:46 eadc0f No. 37725
>>37724
says the degenerate who thinks highly of trannies
Backmarker 03/08/16 (Tue) 02:07:05 e087d8 No. 37726
>>37725
thats australia you monumental retard.
you all need jesus in your lives.
Backmarker 03/08/16 (Tue) 02:09:05 0f726a No. 37727
>>37726
>you all need jesus in your lives.
I'm too old for imaginary friends :^)
Backmarker 03/08/16 (Tue) 02:10:16 f4aca7 No. 37728
>>37726
I don't remember Jesus have RGB's on his cross.
Backmarker 03/08/16 (Tue) 02:11:27 f4aca7 No. 37729
>>37728
Though clearly what do I know.
Backmarker 03/08/16 (Tue) 02:11:37 eadc0f No. 37730
>>37726
was it you who stole the doctor's phone? Because Jesus is most certainly nonplussed about that.
Backmarker 03/08/16 (Tue) 03:50:11 f4aca7 No. 37734
>you will never be an F1 driver and go training with your #1 fan
She makes bike gear look qt
Backmarker 03/08/16 (Tue) 04:15:24 f4aca7 No. 37735
>>37734
She also jumps into 2nd place on my admittedly short list of qt's in cycling gear.
Backmarker 03/08/16 (Tue) 04:15:26 0f726a No. 37736
>>37734
So cute
she would be awesome in a JAV humiliation video
Backmarker 03/08/16 (Tue) 04:18:05 0f726a No. 37737
>>37735
>1st grill
>Honda sponsorship
Cheater
Backmarker 03/08/16 (Tue) 04:21:55 f4aca7 No. 37738
>>37737
That is only the road roidpedallers
The pure indoor track cyclists make up for it by having head crushing thighs/butt for power delivery.
Backmarker 03/08/16 (Tue) 04:23:48 0f726a No. 37739
>>37738
>wagbro exploiting my weakness for ass
Backmarker 03/08/16 (Tue) 04:29:16 f4aca7 No. 37740
>>37739
She's one of yours as well. Only has that 1 redeeming feature though.
Backmarker 03/08/16 (Tue) 04:32:57 0f726a No. 37741
>>37740
Meh, you don't really have to look at the rest when your tongue is buried in her ass.
Backmarker 03/08/16 (Tue) 19:12:49 52e6a4 No. 37810
>look on front page
>someone is talking about roidpedal
I am not a full-time wag aficionado but it's suffering sometimes
>tfw only one good pic of each srs athlete
to be fair PFP (as she is known) is the only cyclist male or female to simultaneously hold the world title in all three disciplines (road, mountain, 'cross). Hatch is (was?) the Susie Wolff of cycling. Rousse is actually talented and happens to be a WAG, as she is Tony Gallopin's wife
Backmarker 03/08/16 (Tue) 21:47:24 f4aca7 No. 37817
>>37736
Thank goodness she posted a picture confirming the seat was in place.
>>37810
Again I prefer track (Utter British domination and all that) so the only woman I would know from a pure road perspective is Armitstead while Froome is the only British rider who I can think of who is not doing track in some form.
Backmarker 03/08/16 (Tue) 21:49:44 0f726a No. 37818
>>37817
I wonder if she'd be willing to sell me that seat while it's still warm and sweaty
Backmarker 03/08/16 (Tue) 21:51:19 0f726a No. 37819
>>37817
Wait, does she have a Ted Kravitz tribute scar on her cheek, or is it just the light?
>first pic
Backmarker 03/08/16 (Tue) 21:58:27 f4aca7 No. 37820
>>37819
I'm guessing it is the light but she may have been wearing sunglasses which left a mark.
Backmarker 03/09/16 (Wed) 04:50:54 0f726a No. 37837
Mana continues to get lewder and lewder…
Backmarker 03/09/16 (Wed) 19:41:23 f4aca7 No. 37864
Backmarker 03/09/16 (Wed) 19:46:14 f4aca7 No. 37866
>>37837
>You will never snuggle up with Nico mana and feed her cheesecake with a small fork
I may or may not have daydreamed that at work.
Backmarker 03/09/16 (Wed) 19:49:38 0f726a No. 37867
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>>37864
>tfw you know the jig is up
Backmarker 03/09/16 (Wed) 21:25:30 eadc0f No. 37871
>>37867
her body is great but her face just generates feelings of apathy.
Backmarker 03/10/16 (Thu) 01:03:30 0f726a No. 37878
Was randomly reading the OP
>>34205
>For future WAG travellers; At this point in time Mexibro started a small war
He seems to make a habit of this :^)
and he'll be back… again
Backmarker 03/10/16 (Thu) 02:34:58 f4aca7 No. 37881
>>37878
I did fuck up though.
This women >>37661 isn't Jessica.
Jessica has been in LA with her friends
Backmarker 03/10/16 (Thu) 02:39:34 0f726a No. 37882
>>37881
>Lewis playing psycho tricks on Jenson and Wagbro
Impressive
Backmarker 03/10/16 (Thu) 03:04:07 f4aca7 No. 37883
>>37871
Not wrong there.
>tfw if Jennifer was still in the paddock she would have put this bitch in her place.
Backmarker 03/10/16 (Thu) 09:52:57 f4aca7 No. 37887
>>37883
>>37867
Also is it me or does she seriously look nothing like her instagram photos?
Like almost a completely different person?
Backmarker 03/10/16 (Thu) 10:59:54 0f726a No. 37888
Backmarker 03/10/16 (Thu) 11:03:56 f4aca7 No. 37889
>>37888
That is a serious amount of make up.
Backmarker 03/10/16 (Thu) 11:13:50 0f726a No. 37893
If meerkat liking MexiBro doesn't show up for Melbourne, I propose we upgrade meerkat hating MexiBro, aka "evil MexiBro", to "MexiBro", and downgrade meerkat liking mexibro to "MexiMeme"
Backmarker 03/10/16 (Thu) 11:14:53 f4aca7 No. 37894
>>37893
I'm pretty sure this counts as institutional bullying
Backmarker 03/10/16 (Thu) 11:33:16 0f726a No. 37899
tbh, I think it was >>37730 that rustled his jimmies enough to inspire this latest ragequit
I wonder if he ragequits Smite a lot too because he's bad at it :^)
Backmarker 03/10/16 (Thu) 11:50:07 f4aca7 No. 37902
>>37899
He did say he was getting a bit bored and tired.
Honestly I do hope he understands this is all just a bit of fun.
In unrelated news
>Wake up and debating whether to spend £60 of money on PC impulse purchases
I don't NEED a 2nd SSD to just hold all my mapping data just like at work but it would be nice.
Backmarker 03/10/16 (Thu) 11:54:36 0f726a No. 37903
Backmarker 03/11/16 (Fri) 00:27:19 f4aca7 No. 37936
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU
HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEAR MANA
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU
Legitimately feel happy.
Backmarker 03/11/16 (Fri) 01:02:27 0f726a No. 37937
>>37936
And we get the presents
Backmarker 03/11/16 (Fri) 01:05:11 f4aca7 No. 37938
>>37937
Too scared to post the other one?
Backmarker 03/11/16 (Fri) 01:08:20 0f726a No. 37939
>>37938
No thigh-highs in that one
Backmarker 03/11/16 (Fri) 01:17:49 0f726a No. 37941
>>37940
>perverted Japanese driver ogling poor Mana
>Mana looking away in shame
If Nico was even remotely a man he would kick his ass.
Backmarker 03/11/16 (Fri) 01:27:01 f4aca7 No. 37942
>>37941
>Has a job and has to stand there all the time
>He keeps saying lewd things into her ear
>Have to let him say and put up with it even when it gets really inappropriate
>Have to put on a fake smile after what he said
Also the other guy was clearly a child model.
No one drops into a pose like that without training.
Backmarker 03/11/16 (Fri) 02:30:07 f4aca7 No. 37943
>>37942
>tfw I just realised the Fukushima disaster took place on Mana's 15th birthday
How horrible.
Also that makes the 2nd WAG/F1 girl to have a disaster fall on her birthday with Emilia and the Vantaa bombing in her home town
Backmarker 03/11/16 (Fri) 02:47:42 f4aca7 No. 37946
That can't be her car….can it?
>tfw Mana will never drive you up some Japanese mountain roads scaring you slightly along the way (causing her to giggle) before stopping at the top and enjoying the view while having a small picnic.
>tfw she will never rest her head in your lap while you stroke her soft hair and watch the sunset in the distance.
>tfw Australia will make it lewd instead of a lovely heart warming moment of true love.
Backmarker 03/11/16 (Fri) 02:50:22 f4aca7 No. 37947
>>37946
Wait I just realised I need to see Nico take her round a circuit in a GTS as a passenger.
She would make so many qt squeaks.
Or maybe she would be even more qt and not flinch.
Backmarker 03/11/16 (Fri) 03:49:10 0f726a No. 37953
>>37947
She wouldn't even notice the car was moving
>staring at dat Nico
Backmarker 03/11/16 (Fri) 04:03:21 f4aca7 No. 37958
>>37953
>Suzuka
>Nico springs it on her as a surprise
>Tries to go wide and slide to scare her
>Gets to Dunlop and realises she hasn't squeaked once
>Tries to get a quick glance at her going through Degner and into the hairpin
>She is holding on to the hand rests but just staring at the side of his head
>Tries to do some fancy move into spoon but keeps catch her stare and is feeling flustered
>Coming out of spoon it's a straight to 130R so he turns to her
>About to say something when he locks into her eyes
>Time seems to slow down
>He sees her bottom lip slightly open in awe
>Her hair still perfectly locked in form
>Her dark brown eyes opening him up, revealing the truth
>He realises he has been wrong this whole time
>Lets go of the steering wheel
>Embraces her over the centre console
>Full on passionate kissing
>Presses foot full to the floor
>The car goes off at 130R at full speed
>Still kissing all the way till the moment of impact
>Both killed instantly from the crash and the car catches fire
>Found with their hands interlinked.
If that ain't fluffy enough I don't know what is.
Backmarker 03/11/16 (Fri) 04:42:05 eadc0f No. 37968
>>37958
>implying herman tilke's phenomenal safety and world class drainage wont have them live out the rest of their lives in pain while crippled and permanently disfigured.
Backmarker 03/11/16 (Fri) 04:45:58 f4aca7 No. 37969
One last Mana post before bed
>Mana gets to go to a seemingly empty Suzuka for her birthday
Fuck being her BF. I want to be her.
>>37968
Don't try and ruin this for me
>Both in a coma but due to some magical bullshit it is a shared coma.
>Live out the rest of their lives in their own perfectly happy world together.
Until that horrible day when one of their plugs get pulled and they disappear forever
Backmarker 03/11/16 (Fri) 05:04:17 0f726a No. 37970
>>37958
>>Still kissing all the way till the moment of impact
>>Nico killed instantly from the crash and the car catches fire
>both are burnt beyond recognition
>the passenger is pulled from the fire
>the rescuers assume Mana was driving because an F1 driver wouldn't have such a crash, and that Nico was the passenger
>Mana regains consciousness a month later
>she is badly burnt and barely recognisable as human
>her larynx is permanently scarred making speech impossible
>eventually she realises that they believe she is Nico
>she doesn't tell them
>she continues to recover, and within a year is on her feet and back at "home" on Monaco
>Vivian can't stand being married to a chunk of meat, and leaves
>Mana doesn't care, she was never in to girls, even manly ones
>Mercedes calls
>they want to do a PR event where Nico drives an F1 car again at the upcoming pre-season test
>Mana doesn't want to do it, but gives in to the pressure
>A few weeks later, Barcelona circuit
>with great fear, Mana is belted in to the Mercedes F1 car
>she pull out of the pits, amazingly not stalling the car
>she slowly does an outlap, and exits the last corner
>she summons all her courage and floors the car
>a gusher of urine leaks out and soaks her panties
>she gets to the first corner and panics
>she closes her eyes, nails the brakes, and yanks the wheel to the right, left, then right again
>the car follows the racing line
>Mana opens her eyes and realises that she made it
>she gets to the second corner, still panicking, but keeps her eyes open this time
>she tips the car in, and once again follows the racing line
>it turns out, due to watching onboards of Nico for 4 hours a day for the last 7 years, Mana has learnt a thing or two and is actually a decent driver
>she completes her lap, and 2 seconds faster than Lewis
>Mercedes is amazed, and they offer "Nico" a contract for the year in their dominant car
>"Nico" signs the contract, and prepares for the season
>(Wehrlein is demoted to reserve driver, and seeks advice from Giedo Van Der Garde)
>Mana knows that if she told Mercedes that she wasn't really Nico, that they would still give her the drive due to her amazing pace
>Mana knows that with Mercedes car advantage, and her pace advantage over Lewis, that she can be world champion
>but Mana doesn't want to be world champion
>Mana wants Nico to be champion
Backmarker 03/11/16 (Fri) 05:10:34 f4aca7 No. 37972
>>37970
You manage to out fluff me…I'm honored
>a gusher of urine leaks out and soaks her panties
Every author has a signature touch.
Backmarker 03/11/16 (Fri) 21:25:40 0f726a No. 38034
>tfw you'll never eat birthday cake with Mana
Backmarker 03/11/16 (Fri) 23:52:18 f4aca7 No. 38068
>>38034
>she replied to me
>in English
>with a smiley face
HOLD ME
Thank the fucking lord I realised my twitter background had nude Jessica and her in it and moved it so they didn't appear.
Backmarker 03/12/16 (Sat) 02:49:53 0f726a No. 38078
>>38068
Turn your twitter into a Nico fan page until she follows you, then turn it in to a hardcore Nico BDSM page so slowly that she doesn't notice.
Backmarker 03/12/16 (Sat) 06:01:12 0f726a No. 38090
Just had a thought….
>only dates models
>is a weeb
It's going to happen, and there's nothing we can do about it.
Backmarker 03/12/16 (Sat) 20:01:26 f4aca7 No. 38140
>>38090
I'm okay with this
Backmarker 03/12/16 (Sat) 20:03:32 f4aca7 No. 38141
Backmarker 03/12/16 (Sat) 21:06:15 f4aca7 No. 38145
>Hulkenberg has a foot fetish
I know one of them would
Backmarker 03/12/16 (Sat) 21:48:17 0f726a No. 38148
>>38140
>I'm okay with this
I think you're forgetting how it ends…
Backmarker 03/12/16 (Sat) 21:59:52 f4aca7 No. 38151
>>38148
tbh before I opened the picture I thought you were going to imply Mana was going to cuck Nico with Alonso
I was prepared for so much worse.
Backmarker 03/13/16 (Sun) 04:42:23 47f99f No. 38185
>>38151
>I was prepared for so much worse.
>worse
>Jessica sinking to Dasha's level
pick one
Backmarker 03/13/16 (Sun) 04:47:26 f4aca7 No. 38186
>>38185
Mana sinking to Dasha's level and destroying that relationship with Rosberg
I love Jessy. She is very lovely person and dear to me buuuuut Mana is….She makes my heart flutter and the qtness with Rosberg is more than adorable. It is beautiful.
I wouldn't want that harmed.
Backmarker 03/13/16 (Sun) 04:54:14 47f99f No. 38187
>>38186
>Mana sinking to Dasha's level
Um… she's already a grid girl
Backmarker 03/13/16 (Sun) 04:57:40 eabb51 No. 38188
>>38141
wow I thought they were gonna marry for sure.
>>38145
does the lens have huge distortion, or does she have dude feet?
Backmarker 03/13/16 (Sun) 05:01:32 f4aca7 No. 38189
>>38187
Was…so far
And being a respected race queen for one of the major car manufacturers and being the lead race queen at an FIA event is a bit different to being a grid girl at your m8's backwater low series drifting event even if it was only once.
Also Mana has only done relatively respectful modelling so far compared to Dasha. And as much as I like Alonso, Rosberg is many levels above Alonso in terms of respectability.
Backmarker 03/13/16 (Sun) 05:01:38 47f99f No. 38190
>>38188
>does the lens have huge distortion, or does she have dude feet?
>Hulk finally goes public with his ladyboy fetish
>every thinks it's a foot fetish
Backmarker 03/13/16 (Sun) 07:12:38 47f99f No. 38192
>>38189
>being the lead race queen at an FIA event is a bit different to being a grid girl at your m8's backwater low series drifting event
But Mana isn't a Gazoo girl anymore, and there is a lot of drifting in Japan…
>>38189
>Also Mana has only done relatively respectful modelling so far
We still haven't seen her latest modeling pics yet, so that's debatable :^)
Backmarker 03/13/16 (Sun) 18:29:39 47f99f No. 38215
>Mana in charge of eating cooked food
Backmarker 03/13/16 (Sun) 18:36:45 f4aca7 No. 38219
>>38215
>Complaining about Japanese people eating food rare
The more important thing is she referenced her father.
She has never mentioned him and I though it was just her and her mother.
No wonder she hasn't dated Rosberg.
Dad probably doesn't want her to date non-nippon piggu
Backmarker 03/13/16 (Sun) 18:46:09 47f99f No. 38224
>>38219
>rare
>rare
>pool of blood covering 3/4 of the plate
pick one
Backmarker 03/14/16 (Mon) 03:54:48 c0cd66 No. 38322
>>38192
>and there is a lot of drifting in Japan…
>get hit by ricer fucktard at ebisu
Backmarker 03/14/16 (Mon) 07:09:40 24ea1e No. 38324
>>38224
myoglobin != hemoglobin
Backmarker 03/14/16 (Mon) 20:28:52 f4aca7 No. 38338
>he is actually taking this women to a GP
>She comes with her own planes worth of beauty shit so that she doesn't look ugly like her last set of paparazzi photos.
I hope you heckle him Australia.
Backmarker 03/15/16 (Tue) 01:41:31 f4aca7 No. 38346
>Went looking for any other devout fans like Mana
>Found a Chinese Rosberg fan
>"Fan for 9 years"
>Made him a special fold able card with pictures and comments
>Her gave her one of his fucking racing gloves signed
>Hasn't posted since the 1st of December
oh god Mana fucking killed her.
Backmarker 03/15/16 (Tue) 01:44:47 f4aca7 No. 38348
>>38346
How could he give her a glove?
He gave Mana a necklace and told her it meant something and he is out giving cheap Chinese whores his fucking racing glove?
Bet she sold it on ebay immediately. Didn't even masturbate with it on.
He needs to learn some respect.
Backmarker 03/15/16 (Tue) 06:08:09 47f99f No. 38351
>>38348
>Bet she sold it on ebay immediately.
You're looking at this the wrong way.
If Nico is willing to give expensive memorabilia to young QT fangirls, then why haven't we invented one?
Backmarker 03/15/16 (Tue) 09:04:17 f4aca7 No. 38357
>>38351
What you mean to try and get gear to sell?
Because I'm not good looking enough to be a trap, not chopping my dick off to become a 'woman' and I don't have a little sister to force
Backmarker 03/15/16 (Tue) 09:05:43 b4deb3 No. 38358
>>38338
Jesus Jenson, I thought you had better taste. But, anything is probably better than Whoreabata at this moment.
Backmarker 03/15/16 (Tue) 09:10:08 f4aca7 No. 38359
>>38358
>Still trying to get a rise out of me
It's ain't going to work
Backmarker 03/15/16 (Tue) 09:13:50 47f99f No. 38360
>>38357
>>38358
>>38357
>>38358
Woah…. 4 UK posters!
Which one of you dislikes meerkats?
Backmarker 03/15/16 (Tue) 09:17:00 f4aca7 No. 38361
>>38360
I'm debating buying Mexi a porcelain Meerkat as a "I'm-sorry-we-had-a-fight-make-up-and-kiss?" present
So i'm out of the running for hating Meerkats.
Backmarker 03/15/16 (Tue) 09:25:46 47f99f No. 38363
>>38361
For Christmas I was actually very close to sending him (assuming I could pry his address out of him) my spare SSD and an Aleksandr plush toy (a friend had one and didn't want it, ended up giving it to his niece instead) because it wouldn't cost me anything other than post to Mexico, which actually isn't that bad.
Then he had his first little tantrum…. so fuck that.
Backmarker 03/15/16 (Tue) 09:26:10 47f99f No. 38364
Backmarker 03/15/16 (Tue) 09:45:16 b4deb3 No. 38365
>>38359
As long as you're at peace with the Whore that she is.
>>38362
Jenson must have been really drunk
Backmarker 03/15/16 (Tue) 09:47:03 47f99f No. 38366
Backmarker 03/15/16 (Tue) 23:59:37 f4aca7 No. 38387
Damn he doesn't actually look half bad.
Pity he is gay….wait…
Backmarker 03/16/16 (Wed) 00:56:18 47f99f No. 38388
>>38387
>Jessica proud of the large load she took in the rear.jpg
Backmarker 03/16/16 (Wed) 02:30:01 47f99f No. 38392
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play. >mfw Mexico thinks being a drunk makes you manly
Backmarker 03/16/16 (Wed) 11:02:11 f4aca7 No. 38402
>>38365
I don't think drunk adequately describes it.
>Trying to show your tits all of Melbourne
>Deleting it from your instagram after 10 minutes
Backmarker 03/16/16 (Wed) 12:27:07 47f99f No. 38404
>>38402
Jenson more than likely took that photo too
>complicit
Backmarker 03/16/16 (Wed) 12:37:31 f4aca7 No. 38406
>>38404
She is there with friends but I'll ignore that to have Jenson being a desperate faggot
Backmarker 03/16/16 (Wed) 21:16:47 52e6a4 No. 38436
>>38402
>>38404
>>38406
I've seen a few pixels in my time, looks like it was taken by a real camera and digitally altered for contrast. I'm behind on brittny but you can't really say that's more racy than anything Jess has done
>tfw amateur photographer but avoid taking pics with people in them
One of these days I should really go on one of those model websites and connect with some 'srs model'; try to be cool like "Uncle Terry" Richardson
Backmarker 03/16/16 (Wed) 21:55:20 f4aca7 No. 38437
>>38436
Jessica only did it professionally though and I have (as far as I'm aware) all the shots she appears topless in.
That is taken from her hotel window overlooking Melbourne and then Instagram'd out for everyone to see.
Jessy never did anything like that.
This is the closest she has ever got to doing that kinda shot.
Backmarker 03/16/16 (Wed) 23:47:53 47f99f No. 38439
Backmarker 03/17/16 (Thu) 00:03:40 47f99f No. 38444
>>38443
>loose flowing skirt
>windy day
>shorts underneath instead of panties
Fuck her, what a troll.
Backmarker 03/17/16 (Thu) 11:40:19 4192c9 No. 38516
Kmag with Kwag?
>Dishonourable mention to the girl on the left with her fucking disgusting panty lines. Wear a thong you silly bitch.
Backmarker 03/18/16 (Fri) 03:55:46 f4aca7 No. 38691
>Brittny has been seen wearing a big silver ring in Melbourne
>Overheard saying 'my fiance'
GET FUCKED. GET FUCKED SO ALL YOU CAN TASTE IS DIRTY COCK IN YOUR FUCKING MOUTH YOU PIECES OF FUCKING SHIT
Backmarker 03/18/16 (Fri) 04:00:12 4192c9 No. 38694
Backmarker 03/18/16 (Fri) 04:05:41 f4aca7 No. 38699
>>38694
I'm so mad I haven't even posted any of the recent Emilia stuff.
Heck I haven't even saved it.
Backmarker 03/18/16 (Fri) 04:07:22 4192c9 No. 38700
>>38699
Have you hate fapped to Brittny yet?
>dreaming about raping and humiliating her while telling her how much of a worthless whore she is
Backmarker 03/18/16 (Fri) 04:09:56 f4aca7 No. 38701
>>38700
This is making me tempted to make WAG hairstyles for Super Deepthroat…
Backmarker 03/18/16 (Fri) 04:12:36 4192c9 No. 38702
>>38701
I used to love playing that game. Now I feel like downloading it again
and making Mana
Backmarker 03/18/16 (Fri) 04:26:07 f4aca7 No. 38704
>>38702
The hair just needs to be longer
Backmarker 03/18/16 (Fri) 04:27:41 4192c9 No. 38705
>>38704
Not bad.
Needs a thong and thigh-highs though.
Backmarker 03/18/16 (Fri) 04:29:29 4192c9 No. 38706
>>38704
Just noticed
Nice Petronas socks
Backmarker 03/18/16 (Fri) 04:31:30 4192c9 No. 38708
>>38706
Wait… maybe it's Nico!
Backmarker 03/18/16 (Fri) 04:35:21 f4aca7 No. 38709
>>38708
It took you that long?
Although…
Backmarker 03/18/16 (Fri) 04:38:05 4192c9 No. 38710
Backmarker 03/18/16 (Fri) 04:41:03 f4aca7 No. 38711
>>38710
It's alright Australia it's gone away now
Backmarker 03/18/16 (Fri) 04:43:26 f4aca7 No. 38712
>>38711
Honestly porn games have more work put into them than AAA titles now.
This is brilliant.
Backmarker 03/18/16 (Fri) 04:44:10 4192c9 No. 38713
>>38711
>>38712
First one is better :^)
Backmarker 03/18/16 (Fri) 05:06:50 4192c9 No. 38719
Someone needs to make a Gazoo outfit for SDT
Backmarker 03/18/16 (Fri) 15:23:43 f4aca7 No. 38850
Hey look who got a nose job….
Fucking whore
Backmarker 03/18/16 (Fri) 18:22:25 c0cd66 No. 38856
>>38850
looked better before, it at least had character.
Backmarker 03/19/16 (Sat) 00:03:33 f4aca7 No. 38873
Jennifer still being beautiful
She did make her account private for a while though…I hope she didn't accidentally upload something she didn't mean to and deleted before I got it.
Backmarker 03/19/16 (Sat) 04:49:25 7a9b2e No. 38975
>>38873
>Jennifer still being beautiful
I bet she smells really nice
Backmarker 03/19/16 (Sat) 13:16:12 88bf13 No. 39240
>Petra Silander
>Queen of the WAGs
Ted showing that he knows as much about WAGs as he does tech
Backmarker 03/19/16 (Sat) 18:50:20 f4aca7 No. 39261
>>39240
He called Jennifer queen of the WAGs in a previous notebook.
Backmarker 03/20/16 (Sun) 02:49:11 6c3bd3 No. 39292
>>39261
I do remember that.
But even if he wants to claim that Becks doesn't count as a WAG anymore, there's no way Petra was number 2.
Backmarker 03/20/16 (Sun) 14:23:17 f4aca7 No. 39776
>>39292
Petra was pretty good but yeah definitely not 2nd.
There just has not been a WAG since Jennifer that has embraced WAG-ness as much as her.
>Loved everyone
>Loved by everyone
>Friends with all the WAGs
>Met up with the WAG related fan bases
>Went to every race
>Doesn't exploit her position as a WAG just appreciates it and gives back
>Still watches F1 despite not being part of it at all
Backmarker 03/22/16 (Tue) 20:33:15 f4aca7 No. 39848
>>39292
>>39240
Figures the two whores would hang out together.
>They laugh at my pain
Backmarker 03/23/16 (Wed) 01:17:36 7ac041 No. 39851
>>39848
>yfw Brittny* and Petra are the only ones who WAG it up this season
*(I hate having to type that. It's the most white trash spelling)