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d3d0e3 No.3429[Last 50 Posts]

Third Thread - Lets see how far we make it with this one :)

91609f No.3431

FIRST FOR HAMILGOAT

6ef199 No.3437

File: 1428695882523.gif (1.28 MB, 339x455, 339:455, wheel from out of nowhere.gif)


9e3823 No.3441

File: 1428696886558.jpg (74.51 KB, 535x800, 107:160, 1414015601395.jpg)


91609f No.3444

T- 6 bongs, 40 bings until FP3.

697088 No.3445

File: 1428700767571.jpg (55.44 KB, 960x640, 3:2, kek.jpg)

>Hamilton fans will defend this

6ef199 No.3447

File: 1428701336216.jpg (47.62 KB, 593x470, 593:470, kimi on hamilton.jpg)

>>3445

91609f No.3448

>>3445
What a true American hero. Hamilton truly rivals the likes of George Patton and Bill Clinton.

6ef199 No.3450

>>3448
you mean george clinton and bill paxton

91609f No.3451

>>3450
Shit, you're right.

9e3823 No.3452

>>3447
is sex really that amazing?

91609f No.3453

>>3452
Not really, no.

ec85ca No.3454

>>3447
>When Vettel recorded his first victory, driving a Toro Rosso at Monza two years ago, he was asked whether it was the greatest moment of his life. "You obviously weren't there when I lost my virginity," he replied.

Vettel knows whats up

9e3823 No.3455

File: 1428702482791.jpg (63.8 KB, 775x460, 155:92, vetlel.jpg)

>tfw will never lose virginity

91609f No.3456

File: 1428702577716.jpg (66.18 KB, 483x500, 483:500, 1325706972885.jpg)

>>3455

9e3823 No.3458

File: 1428702711360.png (59.96 KB, 200x200, 1:1, 1645464789658.png)

>>3456

91609f No.3460

File: 1428702835290.png (7.19 KB, 436x477, 436:477, 1325708311152.png)

>>3458
It's okay bro, we're gonna make it.

046328 No.3462

>>3452
No

046328 No.3464

>>3454
Vettel got to lose it to a childhood friend who is now his baby mama, so he did alright

91609f No.3465

>>3464
>tfw no childhood friend to get close to, whom you in turn both lose your virginity to each other
>tfw no childhood friend to be your best friend, and to have your child

Good thing F1 exists, or I'd have offed myself a long time ago.

046328 No.3466

I'm not so thrilled with the phrasing "lose your virginity" I prefer to say "give your virginity" because the other one implies lack of agency, and unless you got raped, you gave it.

Speaking of missed connections and sex, did nasa fag contact the love of his life yet?

9e3823 No.3467

in my gave id say losing, because even though id want to give it, its not like im really going to have a choice and the first person who shows interest in me and actually wants to have sex will be getting it

9e3823 No.3468

>>3467
meant for >>3466 and also "in my case"

046328 No.3469

>>3467
Man dont be so hard on yourself, sex is easy to get now, but that doesn't mean you should throw it away. There's no way you're hideous enough or autistic enough to have to have a policy like that.

91609f No.3470

>>3469
>Implying fucking some whore whose sole job it in in life is to take dicks in her is in any way gratifying.

ec85ca No.3471

>>3466
Especially in Vettel's case of staying with his highschool sweetheart.
If you are still with the other person you can't really have lost it.

Also is NASAfag Emiliabro?

046328 No.3472

>>3470
There are a lot of people whose job description is not "hooker" that have that same reason for existence, avoid them

d492a2 No.3473

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>>3471

Yes

046328 No.3474

http://paddocktalk.com/news/html/story-275720.html

Whoa, sick burn rogro!

9e3823 No.3476

>>3469
to give you an idea, i am nofriends virgin who is almost 24 and i rarely leave my house

i think i qualify for that policy tbh

ec85ca No.3478

File: 1428704365058.jpg (106.06 KB, 672x448, 3:2, Stupid_sexy_grosjean.jpg)

>>3473
Good
Just wanted to make the connection in my head.

>>3474
I do feel for Romain.
Nothing is ever solved

91609f No.3479

>>3474
>Romain giving up his seat that easily
Typical frenchman.

9e3823 No.3481

>>3478
he was an asshat for like 2012 or whenever it was, but fuck he improved and i genuinely would like to see him in a better car and having to deal with less shit than he has to deal with now

6ef199 No.3482

File: 1428704570083.gif (103.31 KB, 200x200, 1:1, fzero you lost.gif)

>>3474
>But we have an economic reality today that means F1 is not easy. And the teams need to look at every possible solution to finance the budgets

SICK BURN

>>3481
he was extremely annoying in 2014 and could not stop talking about the ferrari/mclaren seat that he wouldn't and couldn't get

ec85ca No.3483

>>3481
I wonder how much having Crashtor as a teammate affects him and the team.

They have to spend so much time rebuilding his car and lose on-track time which could be getting data useful for both cars.
Also knowing that he is your teammate and will have preferential treatment because he has money must mentally be a blow.

6ef199 No.3484

>>3483
crashtor is fucking fast sometimes though, and has over the course of a race beaten rogro

91609f No.3485

>>3483
>>3484
If Leldonado didn't get so angry behind the wheel, lose his cool, and crash so often, he would be a contender.

046328 No.3486

>>3484
Lets not forget that for a long part of usgp 2014 qualifying, pastor was the fastest Renault engined car

6ef199 No.3487

>>3485
he actually is second in average places gained in a start, and had passed the ferraris in australia before nasr hit him

ec85ca No.3488

>>3484
Yeah that is obvious.

I'm just wondering whether a slightly slower but more consistent driver who brought in the same amount of money would work better for the team as a whole.

d492a2 No.3489

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>>3478

Makes me wonder what everyone else does for a living.

I'd make an official shitposting blog thread if it wouldn't be the gayest thing ever

046328 No.3490

http://paddocktalk.com/news/html/story-275688.html
As much as I hate him and think he's an overrated idiot, Hamilton is not wrong.

91609f No.3491

>>3489
You don't wanna know what everyone else does for a living here.

6ef199 No.3492

>>3489
I really don't want to be an immense faggot, but that is a tempting idea. Let's talk about it after we see how many people turn up for the race

9e3823 No.3493

>>3489
i am a professional masturbator

ec85ca No.3494

>>3492
>>3489
We may as well just shove it in the WAG thread which is sort of a containment thread.

91609f No.3495

>>3490
>Vettel says this exact same thing last year
>Gets fucking shit on and told to shut up by his superiors
>Other drivers take note and don't say a thing
>Now, a year later, they're saying what's on their minds

I like the sound of the new v6 turbos, but they do need to be louder. I miss having to worry about waking up friends and family at 4 A.M. with the sounds of V8s roaring by at 18k.

6ef199 No.3496

>>3490
3.5 liter naturally aspirated, 1.5 liters forced induction. No cylinder limit, no minimum weight, no driver aids (that includes auto revmatching gearboxes like we have now) maximum 2 meter width cars. that's all we need for good racing. f1 rules were nearly the same from like 1965 until 1994 but they keep fucking with them since then

046328 No.3497

>>3496
Pls become head of FIA

91609f No.3498

>>3496
Nigga all they need to do to make F1 fun again is to remove the spending cap. Let the strong flourish and the weak die out, so there can be more room for the even more powerful.

This cap they're pushing for in F1 is what's killing it.

6ef199 No.3500

>>3495
I hate how they sound, but if you hear the engines at races like canada last year, on the onboards, the electronics start making horrendous noises.

I remember watching and turning my volume off on the tv because of the high pitched intermittent coil whine the williams was making. It sounded like a fucked up computer powersupply, or a radiator relieving pressure.

6ef199 No.3501

>>3498
there isnt a spending cap. and there are too many locked down rules that you have to spend to diminishing returns on aero instead of working on what field you do best.

6ef199 No.3502

you cannot free up spending without first freeing up the formula.

91609f No.3503

>>3502
And neither of which will happen until Bernie is gone, which won't be for another 100 years.

Get ready for full on four bangers with turbos next year, lads. It's gonna happen.

9e3823 No.3505

I think Hamilton's engine will blow in p3

6ef199 No.3506

>>3503
a turbo formula is fine F1 allowed it before, but an overregulated formula where the chassis are almost all the same, and the engines are forced to have the same number of cylinders, same bank angle, same weight (teams have to ballast the engines) and hundreds of other things the same, while also having a terrible hybrid system and no ability to develop engines in season is beyond retarded.

ec85ca No.3507

>>3495
They have got a little bit louder this year

I think the idea that we need to radically change everything again in 2017 is a bit silly.
We are going have 1000hp by 2017 with the current engine easily.
And now that it looks like we have some close competition to Mercedes (especially given it is Ferrari) the idea is probably going to fade a bit.

Personally I just want more variation to be allowed. If Ferrari want to go with a V10 with no ERS let them but just power balance it so over a race distance it is at the same level as the other engine designs.
The WEC engine rules work well with all these different engines being relatively close to each other.

They definitely need to put in a max price on the engines. Renault selling engines for $40 million is fucking stupid.
Price cap it at $10 million.

91609f No.3508

>>3506
The hybrid system isn't terrible, though. It works perfectly fine, and supplies the drivers with a massive, INSTANT boost of power with no need to get high in the revs.

The early hybrid power systems manufacturers had were God awful, and were some of the worst thing ever created. There's a reason why cars that had them back in the late 90s, early 2000s don't exist any more and why F1 never adopted it then.

ec85ca No.3514

>>3508
>massive

Lets be relative here. Compared to WEC it isn't particularly massive.

91609f No.3517

>>3514
200 HP of instant power on a chassis that weighs 1500 pounds is pretty massive.

046328 No.3518

>>3508
Its not a massive amount of power, its 150 horsepower at the absolute maximum and for only 15 seconds with the burden of a large, heavy, hot, short lived set of electronics. All this when more cylinders, more displacement, or a different turbocharger arrangement would have solved the same problem.

The hybrid system also removes all driver skill to throttle control, as brake bywire does to braking

046328 No.3519

How are we meant to get to 1000 horsepower if more of the engine is frozen and not allowed to be changed each year?

In the nineties engines were cheaper, faster, and companies like Judd, hart, asiatech, mechachrome, playlife, and Yamaha made money supplying them

046328 No.3521

There is no need for a price cap or more regulation, just free up the formula, it worked before, it will work now.

Formula 1 is an economy more competition means a cheaper product

91609f No.3522

>>3518
>Removes all driver skill to throttle control
WOT? Drivers don't just slam the throttle and go vroom vroom m80.

046328 No.3523

>>3522
Redbull were using kers as traction control in 2013

d492a2 No.3524

>>3519

If they got rid of fuel flow regs, I think 1000 would be reasonably attainable. But then as you said, you would run into reliability issues.

ec85ca No.3526

>>3519
Weren't a lot of those engines just rebadged?

91609f No.3527

>>3523
>Actually believing that

046328 No.3529

>>3526
No, asiatech was a development of the Peugeot, mechacrome was was a development of Renault, hart was totally original, same for Yamaha, same for judd

046328 No.3530

>>3529
The later Yamaha v10 shared the block with the Judd gv, but the v8 and v10 didnt

046328 No.3531

>>3530
V12 not v10 sorry

046328 No.3532

Sorry I really am passionate about this

1e1109 No.3533

File: 1428708343170.jpg (138.52 KB, 1366x2048, 683:1024, 11154595_959504360780218_8….jpg)

Stupid sexy Massa

9e3823 No.3534

>>3532
>apologising for spreading the knowledge

9e3823 No.3535

>>3533
That sexy Williams gear

d492a2 No.3536

File: 1428708486340.jpg (53.44 KB, 600x400, 3:2, stupid_sexy_incompetent_ba….jpg)

>>3535

ec85ca No.3537

>>3533
The Michael Andretti goatee is not a good racing facial hair style career path

1e1109 No.3538

>>3536
Someone should make a webm of that video.

http://youtu.be/hyCBJvVwIcw

91609f No.3539

>>3533
Would go gay for.

No homo.

91609f No.3541

>>3538
>That guy whose sole purpose it is to rub Buttass's visor.

9e3823 No.3542

>>3536
This picture just annoys me because of how utterly shit Williams are at pit stops.

91609f No.3544

>>3542
Who cares if you're shit at your job if you look dashing doing it.

046328 No.3545

>>3537
Michael Andretti ftw

d492a2 No.3547

File: 1428709368567.webm (7.44 MB, 960x540, 16:9, Hackett & Williams Martin….webm)

>>3538

d492a2 No.3548

>>3547

Also can anyone find those shoes anywhere? My wallet is waiting

7e12c5 No.3549

>>3548
http://www.alpinestars.com/2015-sp-shoe
You're welcome.

7e12c5 No.3550

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>3537
michael andretti goatee means more of this is coming for massa

d3d0e3 No.3554

Hybrids are slower, less horsepower, have to work harder to deliver the same performance, tighter packaging, more complicated, and have more parts which can fail, are only a v6 (less cylinders means more uneven reving) and therefore less driveability. You would be LUCKY to get 1000 horsepower out of one of those, wherein the past it was a piece of fuckin cake.

Free up the fucking formula, then you get faster cars.

7e12c5 No.3555

>>3554
preach it

d3d0e3 No.3557

Just noticed were nearing 40 UIDS. sick!

7e12c5 No.3559

>>3557
yeah boiiii

d3d0e3 No.3563

How many Bing/bongs until the FP3?

7e12c5 No.3566

>>3563
3 bongs, 36 bings

046328 No.3575

http://m.bbc.com/sport/formula1/32233223
Alonso reality check when?

d492a2 No.3576

>>3575

Why would he regret it? None of the four Ferrari or Mclaren cars are good enough to carry anyone to the WDC this year.

ec85ca No.3577

>>3575
Alonso is just coming from the point of view that winning another title is all that matters.
If that means winning it at McLaren or waiting at McLaren for that to seat open up else where then he doesn't care if he is last on the grid now.

1bcc06 No.3578

>>3576
I believe Ferrari will next season.

1bcc06 No.3580

so how many of you still lurk/post on cuckchan's /f1/? Be honest.

046328 No.3581

Ferrari has the dream team now, and I have a hard time believing that Ferrari under arrivabene and james Allison will be trumped by McLaren, unless the Honda engine becomes world beating, which does not look likely now.

046328 No.3582

>>3580
Not moi

d492a2 No.3583

>>3580

Nah since I got banhammered, I don't really care. Discussion is better here anyway, and I imagine race threads will be 9001% better here than there

1bcc06 No.3584

>>3583
yeah but how long will it be until plebbit leaks into here during the race threads?

ec85ca No.3585

>>3580
I lurk a little but I can't be arsed ban evading to post.

>>3584
Given that they believe reddits post system is the best way to discuss live events with other people, I highly they have the brain capacity to figure out how to get here and post.

ec85ca No.3586

>>3585
I highly doubt*

Me no good engrish

046328 No.3587

>>3584
Plebbit tards, as the britbong said are going to have difficulty making it here. But I think that it might be a responsibility of ours to assimilate any tards that come here

ec85ca No.3588

>>3587
Having a WAG thread on the front page is going to either scare them or distract them.

d492a2 No.3589

>>3588

Considering they were all happy about WEC grid girls being banned and hoping for the same to happen to F1, I think the turbo faggots will get offended and leave.

046328 No.3591

>>3589
Gnarly

d3d0e3 No.3593

>>3575

At this point, he probably knows that it was a mistake. Its mostly pride at this point. I can't imagine that he goes to be without ruminating over it.

d492a2 No.3594

>>3593

Way too early to tell if it was a mistake or not.

Ferrari and Mclaren are both in the exact same spot in the championship right now: Not first

91609f No.3595

>>3587
Reddit never really came into 4/f1/, so I doubt they'd come here. I mean, they were there every so often, but right when we engaged in bants or something like that Gay Strayan wearing his girlfriend's thong by a pizza box showed up, they fucked right off.

d3d0e3 No.3596

>>3594

I agree, it is early. But call me skeptical that I think it will be a while until Mcalren has a strong car. Whereas by next year, Ferrari should be on form. Either way, I think there is some humilition in having the pervious team win a race in the same one he had an engine failure.

d492a2 No.3597

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>>3596

Won't disagree with you there. But I don't think he had much choice. It seems like some key personnel wanted him gone.

I think Ferrari were a tad ungrateful to him to be honest. Sure the '10 and '12 cars were far from being the worst cars on the grid, they were actually pretty good. But no one can say that they were better than the Red Bull cars. Alonso gave Ferrari results that I don't think any other driver would have been able to, and rarely complained. I mean it's not like he ever spoke about Ferrari like the Red Bull guys are speaking about Renault.

Point is you're always going to work better in a team that actually wants you there and respects you. Ironically, that's Mclaren right now.

046328 No.3598

>>3596
Mclarens car really does look solid, packaging is tight, aero is good, performance in corners is pretty good. Honda engine sucks balls and sounds like farts though.

91609f No.3599

>>3598
But anon, muh Japanese motor folded over 1000 times.

ec85ca No.3600

>>3597
That and I honestly don't think he could take another year being told "This will win you that third title" and then finishing second.

He will have known the potential the Ferrari was going to have. It will be the same stuff he was told the past 5 years.

697088 No.3601

File: 1428720739090.gif (924.73 KB, 700x478, 350:239, reddit circlejerk.gif)

>>3598

b-b-but Senna had a h-honda engine

d492a2 No.3602

>>3598

I actually almost closed the stream when I heard the onboard sound on the honda going down the straight just sitting at the rev limiter yesterday during FP1. What a horrific sound

91609f No.3604

>>3602
You no rike it?

d3d0e3 No.3605

Holy Shit

Crofty looks so much older, shorter, and fatter than i remembered him.

d3d0e3 No.3606

Damn, Karmen Jorda has a porno name, but shes really cute when she talks.

046328 No.3607

>>3599
>>3601
>>3602
>>3604

I love you guys

7e12c5 No.3609

>>3606
Perfect combination of Kawaii and sexy

d3d0e3 No.3611

>>3609

>2015
>Women
>Not an SJW
>Attractive
>Likes racing cars.

Im amazed.

7e12c5 No.3612

>>3611
Waifu status: Confirmed

ec85ca No.3613

>>3611
That also describes Verstappen's GF

7e12c5 No.3614

>>3613
WAG bro pls enlighten us as to what she looks like

d3d0e3 No.3615

>>3613

Verstappen has a great attitude, and talent. I'm concerned he is too younge though, and that he will burn out.

ec85ca No.3616

File: 1428722138686.jpg (65.12 KB, 720x960, 3:4, Sabre_Cook_Max.jpg)

>>3614
Sabre Cook

Karting champion from Colorado

d3d0e3 No.3617

Also apparently Maldonado has children? I had no idea.

6aec32 No.3618

>sky makes a F1 dads list
>includes hamilton for his dogs

sky pls

046328 No.3619

>>3615
His father is the poster child for entering F1 too soon, he's probably no exception.

I think his dad beats him when he loses

7e12c5 No.3620

>>3617
he has a daughter I think.
>>3618
anglocentrism of formula 1

ec85ca No.3621

File: 1428722282911.jpg (125.61 KB, 640x640, 1:1, Victoria_maldonado_1.jpg)

>>3617
>>3620
Devil child

d492a2 No.3622

File: 1428722282983-0.png (69.61 KB, 988x836, 13:11, plebbit.PNG)

File: 1428722282983-1.jpg (372.45 KB, 1363x2048, 1363:2048, this_is_a_10_in_sweden.jpg)

File: 1428722282983-2.jpg (324.25 KB, 2048x1363, 2048:1363, 219004_10150160484544863_2….jpg)

>>3616

Who also beat Perez every time they raced against each other. Definitely proud to have a good American WAG

Also you guys are silly. Carmen is a shit tier WAG. Sure she's pretty, but that's really it.

Always have to remember the best WAG of them all, pics related

7e12c5 No.3623

>>3621
she's cute for satan incarnate
>>3622
Initially I was wondering why you had an image from plebbit. Then I FUCKING DIED OF LAUGHTER

THIS IS WHAT PLEBBITORS ACTUALLY BELIEVE

ec85ca No.3624

>>3623
It was the fact it was facebook link that made it the best.

9c6498 No.3625

40 minutes till fp3 right?

91609f No.3626

>>3625
35 bings.

d3d0e3 No.3627

>>3625

Minutes must be bings in mexican, i have never heard such a strange word in my life.

046328 No.3628

>>3622
I question the relevance of karting as a performance comparison in formula cars. I've driven both, and while car control familiarity is shared, long wheelbase cars with actual suspension handle nothing like karts. Nice tidbit though

7e12c5 No.3629

>>3624
probably not even his wife, just a distant associate with a nose stud (lel) and 8 pounds of makeup put on with a wallpaper roller that he jacks off to.

7e12c5 No.3630

>>3627
>looks in dictionary

91609f No.3631

Does Will Stevens irk anyone else? He's got this way about him that paints him as a cocky, arrogant faggot.

046328 No.3632

>>3631
Yeah, but I hate that people seem to actually think he's good more than that

ec85ca No.3633

File: 1428723324645.jpg (36.45 KB, 480x640, 3:4, Swedish bastard.jpg)

>>3629
No I checked the facebook and this is her husband.

>>3631
A little.
Max gave the same sort of vibe but I started to like him.

d3d0e3 No.3634

>>3631

Reminds me of Martin Brundle.

7e12c5 No.3635

>>3633
HAAHAHAHH that's rich
>>3634
that would explain why I don't like him

91609f No.3636

>>3634
The only difference is that Brundle actually knows his shit, even if he never won shit.

>>3633
>>3632
Max never gave off the vibe that he was better than he was, and was a chill bro. I'd have some tea with Max. I wouldn't even give Stevens the time of day.

Speaking of which, why isn't Max here? His parents cut his F1 funds or something?

d3d0e3 No.3637

> Damon Hill, A Formula One champion, has been reduced to a shitty skysports sideshow.

91609f No.3638

>>3637
It's better than nothing.

92dfe7 No.3639

>>3637
he'll have Button for company soon enough

d3d0e3 No.3640

>>3638

Yeah, i bet he makes a good detective.

1e1109 No.3641

>>3616
She reminds me of Remy Lacroix

7e12c5 No.3642

>>3637
Damon Hill, an incredibly underrated driver who started racing when he was 30 years old and unemployed, and beat just about all of his teammates, now just an old man like brundle.

he looks better old than he did young though

ec85ca No.3643

>>3636
Max is helping Carlins Indy program.

They have entered at IndyLights and will move on to IndyCar next year.
Because Carlin are legitimately good they dominated the first round.

Also he is one of Nissan's LMP1 drivers (If they get the car actually functioning) Max might just do the Le Mans & Indy 500 double next year.

91609f No.3644

>>3643
Noice. Love me some Chilton.

697088 No.3645

>>3634
You're right, anon.

>arrogant
>thinks he a better driver than he is/was
Stevens confirmed for Brundle

91609f No.3646

Jenson feeling strong ahead of the race.

7e12c5 No.3647

>>3641
I recall seeing a webm where she failed to properly pronounce her fake french last name
>>3643
AHAHAH Nissan lmp1 who just found out that their front wheel drive transaxle has a minor GRENADING problem.

Nissan Lmp1 who have the inimitable and expert team of chilton, jann mardenborough (aka little hamilnigger) and Marc Gene (who mostly drives promotional events for ferrari despite being good at some point) in their car.

91609f No.3648

>>3647
Did she say La-Croy?

7e12c5 No.3649

>>3648
Yes

046328 No.3650

>>3647
Little hamilnigger who killed 3 people at the nurburgring by crashing

697088 No.3651

>>3637

Hill doesn't deserve to be anything other than a sideshow, because he's absolutely shit as a presenter.

He's been doing the job for 3 (?) years now, and hasn't improved at all.

The worst thing is they always put Herbert with him, which really drags Herbert down.
>Herbert isn't fantastic, but he's a 100% proper lad and good for banter

ab3116 No.3652

ace stream is still shit… Dammit

92dfe7 No.3653

who has the largest self-styled-expert to shit-actual-driver ratio and why is it karun chandhok?

697088 No.3654

>>3652

http://connectcast.tv/lock/hennogarvie
pass: Fingerboy

ec85ca No.3655

File: 1428724158563.jpg (67.38 KB, 584x464, 73:58, Chilton_IndyLights.JPG)

>>3643
>British guy in 1st and 2nd
Fuck yeah

>started in 2nd in both race but suffered a crash in the first one and a Webber tier start in the second one
Get it together Max

>>3650
Wait has it gone up? I though it was a single 8 year old he hit.

d3d0e3 No.3656

>>3651

If i were him, i wouldn't be sideshow at all. Oh well, too bad he wasn't payed shit at williams; he wouldn't have to stoop to this crap.

91609f No.3657

File: 1428724184619.jpg (39.6 KB, 560x432, 35:27, 1283326432903.jpg)

>>3649

7e12c5 No.3658

>>3645
there's a video where brundle talks about "the races where I beat schumacher" AHAHA rich. you mean monza 92 when berger hit schumacher and schumi pitted for a front wing and drove through the whole field to finish on the podium?

ab3116 No.3659

>>3654
thanks bro

d3d0e3 No.3660

>>3655

HAHAHAH max chilton cant even win at Indylights!

7e12c5 No.3661

>>3653
Beautiful

046328 No.3662

>>3655
I remember hearing 3 seriously injured

697088 No.3663

>>3658
>there's a video where brundle talks about "the races where I beat schumacher"

Must be a fucking short video

7e12c5 No.3664

>>3656
I also heard that williams had it in their head to fire him when he lost in 1995, because the benetton was a dud that year

697088 No.3665

FP3 in 10 minutes

H Y P E
Y
P
E

91609f No.3666

>>3665
>Straya in charge of being on time
FP3 is in 2 bings, nerd.

d3d0e3 No.3667

> Williams, Red bull, Sauber for third fastest.

No Lotus?

91609f No.3668

>More security in the stands

9c6498 No.3669

it looks like i'm gonna miss FP3 because i'm watching something really funny

7e12c5 No.3670

>>3668
Herbert got molested by security

91609f No.3671

>McLaren already shitting the bed
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

ec85ca No.3672

>ALONSO
>MCLAREN

d3d0e3 No.3673

>>3669

Really? You don't think these hybrids are a JOKE?

…

91609f No.3674

>>3669
Is it a documentary of your life?

6aec32 No.3675

>and the next engine blew up

697088 No.3676

File: 1428724982682.jpg (60.67 KB, 597x438, 199:146, He's about to do something….jpg)

HONDA DEAD ALREADY

046328 No.3677

>>3669
>being this gay>>3673
Kekek

1e1109 No.3678

>McLelren

9c6498 No.3679

>>3674
my life a tragedy/drama

>>3673
lol

7e12c5 No.3680

honda passes its dead brother

91609f No.3681

Where were you when McLaren-Honda was kill???

I was home eating burger when Horner ring

"McLaren is kill"

'no'

And you?!?!?

ab3116 No.3682

>>3676

That sound of his engine idling… Sounded like a lawnmower.

Misfiring?

697088 No.3683

>Jenson, the issue is not fixed, so please be careful

inb4 Button get's electrocuted too

7e12c5 No.3685

>>3683
what will life be like for him in 1995?

ec85ca No.3686

File: 1428725293976.jpg (95.19 KB, 771x1016, 771:1016, Jenson Button.JPG)

>>3685
I am Jenson I cum in karts

91609f No.3687

>>3686
Jenson as a kid looked like that kid that told the teacher on you if you brought your Gameboy to school.

Fucking little shit.

697088 No.3689

>>3685

My name is Jenson, I cum in karts, and I want to fuck JAV girls

697088 No.3690

File: 1428725421119.jpg (92.79 KB, 1024x576, 16:9, CCSGO02VIAE4RFF.jpg)

>tfw hate Alonso

I love this season

7e12c5 No.3691

>>3687
oh my god he does.
>>3689
Do you think he and Jessica watch and then role play JAV?

9c6498 No.3693

alright i'm tuned in

ec85ca No.3695

File: 1428725543937.jpg (689.36 KB, 1936x2592, 121:162, Jessica_Young_10.jpg)

>>3686
Alternatively

My name is Jessica, I cum on jenson

91609f No.3696

>>3690
>Hating on the coolest driver since Slow n' Steady

7e12c5 No.3697

alonso tacky tattoo showing

91609f No.3698

>>3695
>Not "My name is Jessica, Jenson cum on me"

7e12c5 No.3699

I literally forgot that we were watching china not malaysia. The corners are the same. Thx tilke

ec85ca No.3700

>>3699
China probably asked him to build it like Malaysia.

697088 No.3701

>>3696
>liking Teflonso

>attempted to blackmail his own team boss to get preferential treatment because he couldn't beat his teammate
>involved in a plan where his teammate deliberately crashed so he could get a pit strategy advantage
>needed team orders to pass Massa

046328 No.3702

Merhi faster than Stevens for the first time on forever

7e12c5 No.3703

>>3701
oooh that last one is brutal!

91609f No.3704

>>3701
All purely circumstantial.

697088 No.3705

>>3702

Stevens should be quicker than +7.9

Probably hasn't done a flyer yet.

1e1109 No.3706

>Hamilton 13th
If only…

857e63 No.3707

>>3452
depends on the partner, my friend

91609f No.3708

File: 1428726112561.jpg (158.02 KB, 655x833, 655:833, 1394268950502.jpg)

>tfw you know more Britburka commercials than you do Amerifat commercials due to all the Yuro streams you watch

7e12c5 No.3709

>>3707
smart people sex is the best. Trumps any deviant shit that you can get a generic slut to do

9c6498 No.3710

>>3452
Yes, its really fun

91609f No.3711

>>3709
>Engaging in primal desires for the shallow and pedantic
>Of any notable intelligence
Top laff, my friend. The truly intelligent do not give in to their animal desires.

046328 No.3712

>>3708
Wiener dog, betting man, meerkats

857e63 No.3713

>>3709
the best kind of sex is when both people love each other. easy as that.

ab3116 No.3714

What is it with Ted sniffing out problems (literally)

1e1109 No.3715

>>3713
Nah, the best kind is hateful violent sex.

b6b49b No.3716

>>3690

>hating alonso

m8 you're literally worse than tractor cunt

91609f No.3717

>>3712
>Good things come to those that wait
>I BELIEVE IN YOOOOUUUUUU
>BUILD SENNA'S MCLAREN TODAY!
>Bet 365
I know em all.

7e12c5 No.3718

>>3711
>not coming up with koans and whispering them to smart grill using last remaining intellectual resources of brain mid orgasm

857e63 No.3719

>>3715
whatever is good to you.

back on topic, what was that smoke in massa's car, guys?

91609f No.3720

>>3719
The smoke blown up his ass by Smedley before he left the pits that he was gonna win the Chinese GP.

7e12c5 No.3721

>>3719
>on topic
Williams does say they have cooling issues

d3d0e3 No.3722

>>3719

Its the physical manifestation of him wishing he were a superior argentinian.

And white.

697088 No.3723

>dat Herbert bants

857e63 No.3724

>>3722
brazilians and argentinians are actually bros, but thanks for the compliment, my equally white fellow

7e12c5 No.3725

>yfw stupid hybrid systems heat up, make terrible noise, weigh a ton, suck at everything, and burn butts

7e12c5 No.3726

>>3724
>drinking brahma
>not quilmes

697088 No.3727

File: 1428726547559.png (5.06 KB, 470x457, 470:457, sad adolf.png)

>tfw shitposting

91609f No.3728

>>3725
I'll burn your butt if you don't stop slandering muh hybrid systems m8.

1e1109 No.3729

>>3724
>huge soccer rivalry
>bros

d3d0e3 No.3730

>>3728

Hippie.

697088 No.3731

File: 1428726606101.jpg (67.9 KB, 1024x576, 16:9, CCSKqK9WMAAKLRp.jpg)

Mercedes finally getting BTFO

91609f No.3732

>>3727
Nothing goin on m8.

Best to get the shitposting out of your system before quali, that way you're primed and ready for when the thread blows up when Vettel crashes turn 3.

7e12c5 No.3733

>>3728
>slandering
>not telling the truth
i did not make up that butts are burning, nor did i make up that the electronics surround the cockpit.

7e12c5 No.3734

>>3731
they keep going with high downforce and short run pace instead of living on the harder tire, its like they want to lose

ab3116 No.3735

File: 1428726669992.jpg (10.55 KB, 300x243, 100:81, 1424460240860.jpg)

>mfw no Swedes have made a post in this thread yet
>mfw Swedes are taking over 4chin/f1/ as we speak

1e1109 No.3736

Bottas is late. I bet Emilia is giving him some motivation.

91609f No.3737

File: 1428726718927.jpg (76.14 KB, 300x300, 1:1, 1332907159646.jpg)

>>3733
Your slander is no more m8. I have ascended beyond your cruel, mean words.

I will have the last laff when you're driving a hybrid system in 2035.

697088 No.3738

>>3734

Mercedes are finally being challenged, and they can't deal.

>Ross Brawn would of been able to deal…

91609f No.3739

>>3735
The Swedes are finally good at something other than immigration.

7e12c5 No.3740

>>3735
cuckchan indeed
>>3737
mercedes guy was literally just examining the burns on the back of the chair

1e1109 No.3741

Dickbutt time.

91609f No.3742

>Ted talking about dickbutt
MY SIDES

ec85ca No.3743

>Ted not wanting to say dickbutt

697088 No.3744

File: 1428726906677.webm (1.3 MB, 800x450, 16:9, uber alles.webm)

>>3739
>nzflag.png

>tfw JVPC hasn't migrated here

d3d0e3 No.3745

>>3739

Well if it means anything, I am of Swedish Ancestry :P

9c6498 No.3746

>>3735
sweden is literally no fun allowed, jesus christ.

857e63 No.3747

>>3726
quilmes is piss. the best argentinian beer is antares.

>>3729
yeah but it's only futbol rivalry. you go to brazil as an argie and everyone is friendly to you and viceversa. even fangio and senna were bros.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c4r3zMXqIWs

91609f No.3748

It's real surprising actually how Ferrari didn't pre-screen the UPS logo for lewd images before they put it on a car that would be seen by hundreds of millions all over the world.

046328 No.3749

>>3744
JVPC?

91609f No.3750

>>3746
Jamal keeps Sweden on a tight leash.

697088 No.3751

>>3748

It was probably deliberate.
They gained 1000x the attention the mosaic stunt would of got without the "accident"

b6b49b No.3752

>>3749

Jacques VIlleneuve PIcture Child

fag from 4ch/f1/

91609f No.3753

>>3752
I actually liked JVPC. He was the perfect blend of shitposter and not-so-shitposter.

Watching him derail literally any discussion that was going on in the thread by simply showing up was hilarious.

7e12c5 No.3754

>>3753
>derail literally any discussion that was going on in the thread by simply showing up

Tranny?

91609f No.3755

>>3754
The fuck you call me?

697088 No.3756

>>3749

Jacques Villenueve Picture Man

NZ tripfag, who when asked why he is so buttblasted about Vettel, said that he's Australian but his parents moved him to NZ a few years ago.

Thus he became mocked as "Jacques Villenueve Picture Child", which make him drop his trip form the shame.

He's still easy to spot though, due to the lack of variety in NZflags, you just look for the one that is buttblasted about Vettel.

7e12c5 No.3757

>>3755
I'm just saying that usually when someone derails discussion, it's a tranny. Look at >>>/gamergatehq/ >>>/v/ or >>>/cow/

92dfe7 No.3758

manors doing well

91609f No.3759

>>3756
And on the other end of the spectrum, there was that on Aussie that was nothing but infatuated by Vettel.

I'm pretty sure he did migrate here.

697088 No.3760

File: 1428727578509.webm (7.2 MB, 640x360, 16:9, Typical SkyF1 coverage.webm)

>Typical SkyF1 coverage

9c6498 No.3761

team i tried to make a webm of something, i fucked up, team hlelp
help team HEALP NOW THIS MY COMPUTER CRA-

697088 No.3762

File: 1428727671610.png (33.09 KB, 770x237, 770:237, pph.png)

>tfw we're beating GG

91609f No.3763

>>3760
Sky love Hamilton so much, it's a bit scary.

7e12c5 No.3764

>>3760
>hamiltonfags will defend this

HAHAHA sky wow

91609f No.3765

File: 1428727717071.jpg (43.8 KB, 216x212, 54:53, 1284169688317.jpg)

>>3761
LGTSS

>Opera

9c6498 No.3766

>>3765
THIS IS NOT RELATED TO OPERA IN ANY FUCKING WAY YOU DUMB FUCKING FUCK

92dfe7 No.3767

>>3760
>Men's Health
>for men

ab3116 No.3768

>>3762
The active users are #stillrising :^)

046328 No.3769

>>3762
Wow good job guys!

91609f No.3770

>>3766
>Opera is so bad it forced caps lock on its own
HAHAHA WOW

857e63 No.3771

why did tricky ricky became so shit?

i've heard christian horner saying that this wasn't red bull's year

9c6498 No.3772

>>3770
i fucking hate your guts. and i really hope you die.

91609f No.3773

>>3771
Tricky Ricky didn't become shit, but his engine supplier did.

>>3772
Does your dad work for Opera or something?

9c6498 No.3774

>>3773
my dad is death bitch, died almost 2 years ago, fuck you.

91609f No.3775

>>3774
Does your mom work for Opera?

ab3116 No.3776

>>3774
did he get beheaded?

7e12c5 No.3777

>>3774
wow if thats actually true sorry

91609f No.3778

>>3777
Never believe what you read on the internet unless it's cited.

91609f No.3779

>The general area of Brembo

046328 No.3780

>>3778
Yeah, do you have an obituary you can cite?

9c6498 No.3781

>>3775
>>3776
i fucking hate you guys

>>3777
yes, i was here, ask britbro and the old people on the thread, he died 1 day before Senna's 19th anniversary and i was kinda upset because 1 day and my dad shared day of death with Senna lol.

91609f No.3782

>>3781
Just don't know why you defend Shitera so much is all m8. No need to lose your head over it.

ec85ca No.3783

>>3781
Yeah I just about remember that

>>3782
Top keke

046328 No.3784

>>3781
>lol
Laughing out loud in the same paragraph as your fathers death
/susp/

d3d0e3 No.3785

>All the people in the stands are wearing ferrari hats and tout brazilian fans.

Chinese fans are such fucking normies

9c6498 No.3786

>>3782
Because every other browser has given me problems but Opera has remain loyal and fully working since fucking 2008.

697088 No.3787

>>3781
>he died 1 day before Senna's 19th anniversary and i was kinda upset because 1 day and my dad shared day of death with Senna lol.

Have you posted this on Reddit yet for internet points?

857e63 No.3788

>>3781
i remember you man, really sorry.

i'm sure your dad is still watching you from the heavens, make him proud :)

ab3116 No.3789

Here's a little off-topic question:

Is anyone else having trouble using the "Show desktop notifications when users quote me" option?

It never works, however the "Show desktop notification on all replies" does.

ec85ca No.3790

>>3785
It's may be F1Fanatic but it does explain it

http://www.f1fanatic.co.uk/2015/04/09/drivers-keen-to-see-more-fans-at-chinese-gp/#comment-2870539

1e1109 No.3791

>>3787
Your dad was faster than Senna by a whole day.

7e12c5 No.3792

>>3787
I had the wind knocked out of me I laughed so hard

91609f No.3793

>>3788
Yeah. make him proud by watching this here Chinese GP quali session and rooting for Perez.

Oh wait, Perez. FUCK YOU PEREZ YOU SHITTER.

9c6498 No.3794

>>3788
<3

91609f No.3795

>>3789
I never use it as I just have one monitor for the thread and the other for the race.

What're you doing on the desktop anyways when there's F1 going on?

ec85ca No.3796

awww McLaren feeling competitive.

92dfe7 No.3797

ted backtracking 100% from his blown axle attitude yesterday and pretending we don't notice

7e12c5 No.3798

>>3797
Let >>>/gamergatehq/ know

(jk)

d3d0e3 No.3799

>>3794

Mexibaby stay cool!

ab3116 No.3800

>>3795
Nothing really, other than watching the F1 stream, I just don't necessarily know when someone responds to me because the white exclamation mark doesn't turn red like on cuckchan.

92dfe7 No.3801

what is that qualy time start in chings and chongs?

91609f No.3802

Welp, two hours to quali. Wat do? Fap?

7e12c5 No.3803

brb bathroom and food break. gotta clean the cheetos out of the fat rolls

697088 No.3804

File: 1428728757018.png (39.49 KB, 776x277, 776:277, int btfo.png)

>/int/ BTFO

#STILLIRISE

91609f No.3805

>>3801
1 chong, 53 chings.

91609f No.3806

>>3804
We are well on our way to becoming a top board. All we need now is just more users. I doubt we'll get it though, at least not with a bunch of newfags coming in and not understanding the board.

92dfe7 No.3807

>>3805
xiexie

ec85ca No.3808

>>3580
Been lurking

Check out the OP post. Top lel

92dfe7 No.3809

>>3802
as long as I've come all the way here I'm going to take advantage of doublechins extensive array of loli porn

ab3116 No.3810

>>3808
I saw it kek, they are already so butthurt it's hilarious

91609f No.3811

>>3808
>Go over to 4chins to see how their thread is doing
>Blatant 8ch advertisement is still up
The mod must hate F1 SOOOOOO MUCH that he wants them all to fuck off outta "his" board.

697088 No.3812

>>3810
>>3808

The funny part is they're actually promoting this board for us.

>halfchan in charge of being smart

91609f No.3813

>>3812
Naw m8, there's some ulterior motive here. I think the mod just wants them gone. Probably thinks motorsport isn't a sport.

697088 No.3814

>>3811

IKR

I made a post on my mobile because it isn't banned, pointing out why 8chan /F1/ was better, and the mods didn't do shit.

1e1109 No.3815

Time to hotlap in Assetto Corsa. I've never tried Shanghai, let's see if I can beat the Manors.

d3d0e3 No.3816

>>3812

What discussion?

ec85ca No.3817

File: 1428729131577.jpg (227.53 KB, 724x746, 362:373, Ban_3_2.JPG)

>>3811
>>3814
And yet I got this

91609f No.3818

>>3817
>Consider purchasing a self serve ad we won't put up because it's an advertisement to a superior chan
TOP LEAL.

697088 No.3819

>>3816

I mean how they keep mentioning that everyone went to "8ch".
It's been in the last two OP's.

ab3116 No.3820

File: 1428729195313.jpg (5.76 KB, 346x96, 173:48, hfjg.jpg)

>>3816

7e12c5 No.3821

>>3815
what car are you using?

d3d0e3 No.3822

File: 1428729321868.jpg (188.75 KB, 1197x938, 171:134, cuckchan.jpg)

posted bottom comment, well see if halarity ensues.

7e12c5 No.3823

>cuckchan so butthurt
>there are still loyalists
kek

9c6498 No.3824

this board is more fun than halfchan, and posting should be all about fun.

91609f No.3825

>>3822
>That one American asking if anyone has cum as their favorite driver crossed the line
Nigga stole my banter.

91609f No.3826

>>3823
It's hard to let go, bruh. It was a pain for me to let go when I got banned over a year ago, but then 8ch showed me the way.

697088 No.3827

>>3825

>be me
>watching F1
>Schumacher era
>boring race
>decide to have a fap
>Schumacher wins
>claims 7th WDC
>still fapping
>commentator says "remember where you were when you saw a driver become a 7 times world champion"
>tfw I do

857e63 No.3828

>>3824
why not just enjoying both?

91609f No.3829

File: 1428729684521.gif (565.83 KB, 360x359, 360:359, 1330489880040.gif)

>>3827
>Be me
>Watching F1
>Hamilton vs Naziberg in Abu Double last year
>Edging entire race
>Naziberg is having mechanical issues
>Nearly blow my load then and there
>Contain myself
>Hamilton crosses the line to curbstomp Rosberg and the nazi regime into submission
>Come with the force of a thousand suns
>Immediately pass out from lack of blood flow
>Wake up feeling more refreshed and invigorated than ever

d3d0e3 No.3830

>>3828

I personally refuse to go to that shithole ever since M00t started being a power hungry shitlord. Also the mods are a bunch of SJWS. Also they yell at us for all the WAG posting yet they're content is infintely more vapid than ours. Also we get separate threads for specific topics. Also were just 100x cooler. Also we have the potential to grow vs. them just being stuck of cuckchan.

ab3116 No.3831

>>3830
I just hope the race thread isn't spammed with:

>VETTEL VETTEL VETTEL

and

>HAMILTON WINS LOL HAMILTON WINS LOL HAMILTON WINS LOL

If actual discussion goes on during the race thread I will 100% fully accept this board.

91609f No.3832

>>3831

>Trying to alter tradition.
Rosberg pls, this is a fun board.

d3d0e3 No.3833

>>3831

Based on the last race thread, you should be fine. Expect spamming by the end of the race, but during the race, we mostly focus on discussion.

91609f No.3834

>>3833
Last race thread was like 10 people, though.

7e12c5 No.3835

>>3831
It will almost certainly be better than that
>implying cuckchan would be better

ab3116 No.3836

>>3832
I'm not trying to alter tradition, it just gets ridiculous after a while. Every now and then it's fine but when 30+people spam this shit within a minute it gets annoying.

d3d0e3 No.3837

>>3834

True, but I don't expect it to go any differently. Either way, I personally don't care, and am willing to accept that sort of banter isn't made for everyone. I think were all reasonable and we should all be able to enjoy the race together when it comes.

ab3116 No.3838

>>3835
It will be my first race thread on 8ch, so I have no clue. Iv'e only been coming here for 2 days.

7e12c5 No.3839

>>3838
welcome aboard faggot

91609f No.3840

File: 1428730333448.png (1.37 MB, 1634x1076, 817:538, 1364114162130.png)

>>3836
I see your point, I just don't agree with it.

>Implying this wasn't one of the greatest shitstorms of /f1/
>Implying Canada 2011 or Brazil 2013 would have been the same without all that greentext spam.

ab3116 No.3841

>>3839
thanks faggot :^)

7e12c5 No.3842

>dave is good at reciprocating hand

7e12c5 No.3843

>>3840
guys, moderators here are very hands off, you need to make sure that if it gets like that, you insult or censure the cunts doing it

ab3116 No.3844

>>3840
different strokes for different folks I guess.

91609f No.3845

>>3843
>Thinking that greentext spam is a bad thing
It's only bad if it's one guy literally spamming the board because we don't have a captcha here. It's /f1/ tradition to do that shit, and it only lasts about 20 seconds for something minor, and up to a minute max for something major like Lewis' fuckup at McLaren's pits.

857e63 No.3846

File: 1428730578155.png (636.56 KB, 723x415, 723:415, Sin título.png)

>>3830
grow into what, exactly?

also what are your streams showing between FP3 and qualy?

mine is showing an spanish humor show

ec85ca No.3847

File: 1428730595859-0.jpg (1.97 MB, 2000x1980, 100:99, vettel Canda.jpg)

File: 1428730595859-1.jpg (136.09 KB, 1315x951, 1315:951, Vettel.JPG)

File: 1428730595859-2.jpg (1.7 MB, 1778x1688, 889:844, Vettel Germany.jpg)

File: 1428730595859-3.jpg (143.11 KB, 745x951, 745:951, Kamui.JPG)

>>3840
Yeah I agree

also
>Brazil 2013

come on anon

91609f No.3848

>>3847
Was it 2012? My bad then, I get 2013 and 2012 confused all the time, despite 2012 being a good season and 2013 being a shit season.

7e12c5 No.3849

>>3846
we can grow into wider discussion as we have more than one thread, we can have historical discussion, we can do crossposts with other boards. There's just a wider horizon for us here

d3d0e3 No.3850

> Martin Brundle = Formula one is a show

ITSASPORTITSASPORTITSASPORTITSASPORTITSASPORTITSASPORTITSASPORTITSASPORTITSASPORT

046328 No.3851

>>3850
Fuck brundle! Its a sport

91609f No.3852

>>3851
>>3850
It's both, turbonerds.

7e12c5 No.3853

>>3852
It's a sport that people watch. not a fucking charade performed on stage.

91609f No.3854

File: 1428730953781.jpg (3.99 KB, 114x126, 19:21, 1332987932492.jpg)

>>3853
>A show is something performed on a stage
>Using stage in a literal sense

d3d0e3 No.3855

>>3852

But one is obviously much more important than the other. This isn't fucking WWE.

7e12c5 No.3856

can you imagine if it was choreographed? what if we had more DRS like gimmicky shit to game races? what if we had shit like Fan Boost in Formula E, where people would give felipe nasr the boost every race and he would still suck dick.

91609f No.3857

>>3855
Right. However one shouldn't make compromises over the other.

F1 is a sport, but it's also a show for the fans. The introduction of the new formula was meant to "spice up" the show, and provide more excitement for the fans. It did that in the form of the drivers having to relearn the cars, but after the first few races it became apparent that Mercedes was gonna take the entire season to the bank with them.

>>3856
>Fan boost
Thanks for reminding me of that atrocity.

ab3116 No.3858

Anyone as hype for Quali as me?

Even if Vettel just splits Merc again, i'll be happy

7e12c5 No.3859

>scooter-ia
jesus brits. If you cant pronounce scuderia, you can just say team, or stable, or garage, or squad

91609f No.3860

>>3858
I'm so hype right now I can't contain it.

Who you nigga got?

HAM
VET
MAS

91609f No.3861

>>3859
>Scooteria
Sounds like a baller place to go to purchase a scooter.

ab3116 No.3862

>>3860

HAM
VET
RAI

hopefully

697088 No.3863

>>3860

VET
ROS
RAI

HAM = DNF

d3d0e3 No.3864

>>3857

You call hybrid systems spicing things up? I considering it vomiting on what was already a rotting corpse.

91609f No.3865

>>3864
Yeah, yeah I do. Certainly better than a fifth year of VWL.

ab3116 No.3866

>>3863
Oh god, if only

046328 No.3867

>>3857
The old formula was bad because it was too restrictive and allowed the team that was best at and spent the most money on aero to dominate. All other avenues of development were frozen. Nothing should be done to make the the racing arbitrarily better, only to make the rules fairer and more open.

91609f No.3868

>>3867
Tell that to Bernie, not me.

7e12c5 No.3869

>>3865
Domination like that doesnt happen when the formula is open and allows multiple avenues of development

d3d0e3 No.3870

>>3865

Thats nothing but the result of closing the formula. What we need is less restriction, not the FIA and bernies giving us more. You think under the current formula were going to see any more action? Sure, Red Bull's domination is put to the halt. But what are the consequences? Mercedes has dethroned them, Renault is considering quitting, only 20 cars on the grid, cars are slower, sound like shit, teams are unhappy. If we stopped with all this rule making and chaning bullshit, and let teams do what they fucking wanted, there wouldn't be nearly much of this disorganic monopolizing of the sport in the first place.

ec85ca No.3871

>>3867
>Nothing should be done to make the the racing arbitrarily better
The fans leaving in droves during 2000-2006 because of the racing being utterly terrible kinda disagree with that.

7e12c5 No.3872

regarding fanboost, you know they always give it to bruno senna bc senna fags, and bruno senna is still a back marker

91609f No.3873

>>3869
>McLaren late 80s to early 90s

7e12c5 No.3874

>>3871
that was a restricted formula

d3d0e3 No.3875

>>3874
>>3871

Correction, that was a VERY restricted formula. Thanks max mosely.

ec85ca No.3876

>>3872
It hasn't actually helped anyone win either.

Piquet didn't even use his last week because he was worried of overheating.

7e12c5 No.3877

>>3873
they were challenged for much of that. ferrari nearly beat them in 90, mansell threw it away in 91, finally got it in 92

6aec32 No.3878

>>3867
>The old formula was bad because it was too restrictive and allowed the team that was best at and spent the most money on aero to dominate.

now it's
>the manufacturer team that spent the most money on engine development before it got locked down gets to win the next 5 seasons
much better

91609f No.3879

>>3877
>Williams mid 90s

d3d0e3 No.3880

>>3878

You can thank restrictions for that. You realize rule changes are only a symptom of the latter?

7e12c5 No.3881

>>3879
>driver aids which defeat the point of the sport and are now rightfully illegal

91609f No.3882

>>3881
>Ferrari literally any decade but 90s and 2000s.

The point being that all it takes to become dominant in F1, is a team of incredibly intelligent people who know their shit, and drivers who are certainly getting their moneys worth.

ec85ca No.3883

>>3870
I'm kinda half/half on that.
I want a more open formula but clearly the lower teams just can't afford it (Tobacco pulling out has left a huge fucking hole which hasn't been filled) and I want as many teams as possible with no 3 car teams

Maybe a split class option with a manufacturer class which is more open and a privateer class which is more restricted and cheaper to run.

7e12c5 No.3884

>>3882
you realize that since jody scheckter in 1979, ferrari didnt have a world champion until 1998?!

91609f No.3885

>>3884
they still won heaps upon heaps of constructors hips.

We talking about drivers now?

d3d0e3 No.3886

>>3883

Yo do realize there are only 20 cars on the grid now? Compare that to the 90s where including prequalifying there were over 40+ cars competing in one race.

They had a relatively open formula back then too, mind you.

7e12c5 No.3887

>>3883
the more it opens up, the more parts will be shared with the lower teams, the more parts will be made, the cheaper they will be.

moreover a more open formula will attract more sponsorship

Tobacco and alcohol sponsorship should come back

91609f No.3888

File: 1428732049140.jpg (17.97 KB, 460x288, 115:72, Aleksandr.jpg)

Cheeky trips for Mexibro and meerkats.

7e12c5 No.3889

>>3885
you were talking about dominance, not having both championships in a year is not dominance

91609f No.3890

File: 1428732089843.jpg (36.58 KB, 305x350, 61:70, 1325706855478.jpg)

>>3888
Yussssss

697088 No.3891

Sky pre-qualy coverage starting now

nico hit me nico hit me

d3d0e3 No.3892

>>3891

Sums up shit hamilton bias nicely

91609f No.3893

>>3891
2014 intro>2015 intro.

>OHHH I'VE GOT A PUNCTURE, I'VE GOT A PUNCTURE.

91609f No.3894

Fucking hell, how many adblock sympathy ads does vipbox have?

7e12c5 No.3895

formula 1 survived since the 50s with rules more or less along the lines of the 3 liter na/ 1.5 liter tc formula until the mosley era, and ever since it's been in crisis.

91609f No.3896

>>3895
The problem with that is F1 is supposed to be the pinnacle of motorsport, with nothing but innovation, hence the new hybrid systems. A lot of things that are now everyday on road cars were built from Formula One, and F1 can't really call itself the most advanced form of motorsport in the world if it sticks to one tried and true method of car like they did all those years.

046328 No.3897

^ how's that for discussion?

d3d0e3 No.3898

>>3895

Because there's no expression! All the cars are the fucking same, what, do we want another indycar?

ec85ca No.3899

>>3886
They had much better revenue streams back then.

>>3887
>Tobacco and alcohol sponsorship should come back

Go ask all advertising standards agencies in the world to allow the advertising of tobacco products on TV back
Alcohol is still there for now but in the future they will just ban it from television. The same will happen with fast food and energy drink.

91609f No.3900

>>3899
They're not gonna ban based fast food and energy drink because there's nothing inherently evil about them.

Tobacco and alcohol are seen as "adult" and were banned because they offended people.

7e12c5 No.3901

>>3896
innovation in the internal combustion engine is universal. If it can be done on a 3 liter f1 engine, it can be applied to a road car, thats where direct injection came from.

Hybrids are not the best way to fuel efficiency and power, but even if they were, give teams a choice, not this forced bullshit

>>3897
and we're the shitposters

046328 No.3902

>>3899
Even without them, more open formula means more part suppliers. And therefore sponsors who have a bigger part in the team than just putting stickers on the car

91609f No.3903

File: 1428732582079.gif (5.39 KB, 250x242, 125:121, 1325707661549.gif)

>>3901
>One team dominates with a V10 while everybody is using the hybrid system
>People view the hybrid system as shit
>Innovation stunted for another ten years
>No hybrid systems in our road cars

Bet that pleases you, though.

91609f No.3904

>Mercedes has competition last year
I'm sorry, wot?

7e12c5 No.3905

>>3899
alcohol sponsorship is hard to get now because all the races in durka durkistan prevent it.
>>3903
then you're admitting that even with a certain fuel load limit (no refuelling, which was a rule for a long time) that v10s are more powerful and more efficient over a race distance than hybrids

92dfe7 No.3906

somebody take twitter away from crofty

please

ec85ca No.3907

>>3900
>They're not gonna ban based fast food and energy drink because there's nothing inherently evil about them.

They have already banned them during programs for under 16s here. They are trying to get it so that they can only be shown during the watershed.
After that it will be a full ban

4fff66 No.3908

>>3407
>>3407

last chance for BGP, lads

7e12c5 No.3909

>>3903
in our restricted f1 formula, the hybrid engines are an advertisement for road hybrids and nothing more, they cannot even be updated in season, so they are only developed in a limited capacity year to year.

tl;dr right now f1 has no fucking road relevance because of the development freeze, and therefore the argument that hybrids in f1 are helping road car development is bullshit

a574eb No.3910

>wake up one hour early

fuck DST

91609f No.3911

>>3905
Don't be puttin' words in my mouth nigga. I'd love for F1 to go back to the roaring V10s of a decade ago, but it's not gonna happen. F1 is too green nowadays, and are gonna continue investing time and money into the hybrid systems.

We just gotta deal with it.

>>3907
>Banning fast food and energy drink ads
For what purpose?

697088 No.3912

>Sky saying Mercedes should treat Rosberg as a second driver

Funny how they bemoaned Webbers alleged "number 2 driver" treatment, and sucked Mercedes dick like crazy for giving drivers equal treatment, but yet the minute that mahlewis is under threat, then it's totally cool to favor one driver.

7e12c5 No.3913

>>3911
please dont make that argument. you are the fan, when bernie dies, you will have the power along with the rest of us to advertise that we want an unrestricted formula.

7e12c5 No.3914

>>3912
anglocentrism of f1 journalism

91609f No.3915

File: 1428732919237.jpg (8.37 KB, 191x234, 191:234, 1325706508786.jpg)

>>3913
I'd love nothing more.

d3d0e3 No.3916

>>3911

I won't settle for worse when I know there is better. You left cuckchan because it was shit, and you knew that there was a better alternative? Also I wouldn't even be nostalgic for the roaring v10 era. We should tell teams the amount of cylinders, displacement, types of metal etc. they should put in their engines/cars. Thats up for them to decide. If i want a v10, ill use a v10. If i want at v8, Ill use a v8. It isnt an option up for the Fia to decide, but the teams.

7e12c5 No.3917

>>3911
in the 60s f1 briefly had a 1.5 liter formula, and people bitched, and they went back. YOU CAN DO THAT. BITCH LIKE THE REST OF US

ec85ca No.3918

>>3911
To try and cut down childhood obesity without also tackling the major problem of stupid lazy parents and stupid lazy kids.

046328 No.3919

>>3911
Dude, if you want good f1 dont apologize for shitty changes, advocate! Let people know, convince other fans.

b6b49b No.3920

File: 1428733117646.webm (1.03 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, emilia_dat_laugh.webm)

ugh, can you guys please stop all of this shitposting?

d3d0e3 No.3921

>>3920

Since when is debate shitposting?

91609f No.3922

>>3916
>>3917
>>3919
>Thinking the FIA is gonna listen to us.
Seems like a fleeting effort, and I have no idea how'd we all even go about it without sounding like the overly annoying, very vocal minority.

>>3918
Sounds about the same here, only the reason America is fat as fuck is mainly due to lack of funding for P.E. classes and physical education.

>>3921
He's clearly having a giggle m8.

7e12c5 No.3923

>>3918
but muh gubmint funded education is busy teaching health at any size
>>3920
no glorious finno-ugric kawaii laughter bc no sound. damn you cuckchan

b6b49b No.3924

>>3921

Sorry, I was hoping the webm would make my sarcasm obvious, my bad m8

ab3116 No.3925

>>3921
He was being ironic

92dfe7 No.3926

>drivers press conference they were asked about the most memorable gift they'd received from a chinese fan
>none of them said herpes

ab3116 No.3927

Is it only me or is this thread starting to lag more heavily since we've gotten to 400+ posts?

d3d0e3 No.3928

>>3924

Its cool, i just get kind of intense, Sort of like FelipeBaby.

ec85ca No.3929

>>3909
And for keeping the manufacturers happy.

Mercedes and Renault demanded a smaller engine with the hybrid system, Honda came in because of it and VW were interested when the original plans were for an I4 engine.

91609f No.3930

>>3927
Exit out to the board, then click the "last 50 replies" option on the thread.

7e12c5 No.3931

>>3922
sjws sounded like a vocal majority, we are a majority, we just need to speak up and let other fans who are quiet know.

no one knows whats best for the sport more than the knowledgable fan. watch our race of the weeks, know f1 history.

91609f No.3932

>Bernie thinking that running a women's championship alongside F1 would be a good idea
Someone put this poor sap out of his misery.

91609f No.3933

>>3931
No one knows what's best for the vidya game industry more than the fans who spend their hard earned money on the games, yet that's certainly not the case in this day and age.

Around SJWs, never relax.
(I couldn't find anything to rhyme)

ab3116 No.3934

>>3930
ah, there we go. Thanks

ec85ca No.3935

>>3932
>Implying it wouldn't be hilarious.
They couldn't run anything above formula 3 series level as it would just cost too much and no sponsors would be interested.

4fff66 No.3936

File: 1428733597064.jpg (35.22 KB, 1024x576, 16:9, vlcsnap-2015-04-11-02h26m1….jpg)

thank mr autism man

697088 No.3937

>>3682
>That sound of his engine idling… Sounded like a lawnmower.
>Misfiring?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hrm-rPSCIBw

Ted says McLaren says, yes.

91609f No.3938

>>3935
It'd provide some good fapping material, that's for sure. Imagine all the lewd pics the Japanese would make of the drivers, especially if the cars had dicknoses.

>>3934
NP. For whatever reason it's only this board that lags for me past 300 or so replies.

I wonder if it may just be something 8chan related.

7e12c5 No.3939

>>3926
missed opportunity for hamilton
>>3929
they would support it if it were the 3 liter formula and it were popular enough. toyota is in nascar for crying out loud. Honda and toyota only left because of the economic crisis. Renault left and came back all througout the years and is now getting sweet karma for bringing about this shitty formula.

hell even mercedes wanted to keep the v8s
>>3932
To be fair. There really are very few good women drivers, even fewer f1 caliber. the last woman to qualify for an f1 gp was divina galica in 1978, and desire wilson did in 1982 for a non championship race.

The only woman to score a half point was lella lombardi, who had a title sponsor, and only got that half point because most of the grid crashed out. her teammate in the same car, vittorio brambilla was on pole in one of those races

ab3116 No.3940

>>3937
I think I deserve at least 1 internet for guessing that, since i'm not even a mechanic.

697088 No.3941

File: 1428733820944.png (4.6 KB, 178x178, 1:1, Blowjob.png)

>behind the scenes at Lotus

Do you think we'll see Carmen Jorda making her weekly sponsor payment

7e12c5 No.3942

>>3937
funny as hell, you can embed though if you click the blue triangle

>>3938
I'll put in a report to the admin of 8chan and ask why
>>3939
forgot to mention that lella lombardi (whose title sponsor was lavazza the italian coffee company) was the only female driver to drive a whole season.

Divina galica out qualified her once though

046328 No.3943

>>3941
Oh come on, her knees didn't look bruised or dirty, or rug burnt. My waifu is a modest and upstanding woman who wouldn't go so low as to fellate a man

91609f No.3944

>>3943
Does she fellate a woman?

91609f No.3945

>tfw wanna make some baked potatoes for quali
>tfw no cheese
Hello darkness my old friend…

046328 No.3946

>>3944
Clitorises are also dicks (look up the steroid taking women who body build, you wont sleep) so no, she only scissors.

697088 No.3948

File: 1428734076308.jpg (10.9 KB, 400x400, 1:1, carmen.jpg)

>>3943
>Oh come on, her knees didn't look bruised or dirty, or rug burnt.

>implying a girl who's sucked that much cock to get ahead in her racing career hasn't learned by now to bring her own knee pads

91609f No.3949

>>3946
>Implying I'm not already aware of what testosterone does to a clit
Thanks for reminding me.

b6b49b No.3950

File: 1428734103909.mp4 (5.14 MB, 640x352, 20:11, Emilia Pikkarainen ui kahd….mp4)

She's so goddamn cute, I just want to learn Finnish so I can understand her qt gobbledygook speak. I just don't know if I am smart enough to learn it. English is the only language I know.

91609f No.3951

>>3950
Every time she speaks I get all warm and fuzzy inside.

7e12c5 No.3952

>>3950
learn the gobbeldygook language, it's cute as hell and finnish is a hard language, but it will teach you a lot about learning languages

92dfe7 No.3953

what does health insurance do for you in a country with communist healthcare

9c6498 No.3954

new thread where?

1e1109 No.3955

>>3950
She seems shy but I don't know if she really is or if that's just the way Finns speak.

>>3821
Was using the 2012 Lotus that comes with the game, but I didn't feel like learning the track so I ended up driving an M3 around Mugello.

91609f No.3956

>>3954
This is it m8, but if you want one it can be made.

Also check my trips I got for you. Do you love me now Mexico? Do you?

>3888

91609f No.3957

>>3956
SHEEEEIIIIITTTTT, fucking format.

>>3888

857e63 No.3958

less than a second between 5th and 18th

right?

9c6498 No.3959

>>3956
>>3957
>>3888
sheeeit nigga, i love you so much i grant you the honor of making a new thread :3

7e12c5 No.3960

>>3954
have you tried going to the main page and doing last 50 posts on this thread? is the lag better that way?
>>3955
she is incredibly adorable

E20 ftw mugello is a beautiful track

91609f No.3961

So should I make a new thread for quali m80s?

7e12c5 No.3962

>>3961
let mexibro try the last 50 mode first

91609f No.3963

>>3962
Well it's close to bump limit so that's why I asked. I think it'd be better if we just confined quali here, and then made a post quali thread for the race tomorrow, but that's just me.

92dfe7 No.3964

arrivabene must get so much pussy

9c6498 No.3965

>>3960
but thats so many steps… oh my gaaawd , fine i'll live without a thread.

91609f No.3966

>>3964
>You will never get residual pussy by just hanging out with him
;_;

046328 No.3967

>>3963
Gee, you really think we can do 280 posts in a quali session? (you might be right we post a LOT)

697088 No.3968

>>3965


Just add +50 in the url
http://8ch.net/f1/res/3429+50.html vs http://8ch.net/f1/res/3429.html

91609f No.3969

>>3967
Threads become unstable past 500 posts, and I thought /f1/ had a 500 post bump limit?

Either way I'm all for just staying here and making a post quali thread. That's the most logical way to do it.

697088 No.3970

File: 1428734982905.jpg (80.85 KB, 582x378, 97:63, ted.jpg)

>>3966

>wanting to be with women who sleep with men they're barely know

92dfe7 No.3971

>>3966
and free smokes to hand out at the junior high school parking lot

7e12c5 No.3972

>>3969
750 post bump limit
lets stay here until it doesnt work, then we'll figure something out

91609f No.3973

File: 1428735026931.jpg (199.47 KB, 500x669, 500:669, 1331623160160.jpg)

>>3970

4fff66 No.3974

File: 1428735052492.jpg (76.93 KB, 800x600, 4:3, Bernie-Ecclestone_2852030.jpg)

This thread is stickied so I don't see the point in adhering to the bump limit (which is 750 here anyways, no?). There's also no other board traffic to push the thread down once it hits the bump limit so let's just stay here.

ab3116 No.3975

>>3965
>but thats so many steps

It's literally 2 steps

697088 No.3976

>>3971

>hating on people for selling a legal product

communist

857e63 No.3977

what do you think of the china weather m9s. who do you think is gonna get the most favored?

91609f No.3978

>>3975
>Expecting a Mexican to put in work

697088 No.3979

>only Mexico has a problem with the thread lagging
>only Mexico uses Oprah

9c6498 No.3981

>>3968
thats so much easier.

>>3975
3 steps too many.

9c6498 No.3982

>>3979
there is an american who lags too.

91609f No.3983

I'm partially tempted to make a webm of the meerkats when they meet Arnie.

>>3979
Opera may be shit, but I also have a problem with thread lag and I don't use Opera. Hitting +50 fixes it, but still. I think it may just be a site issue.

d3d0e3 No.3984


>>3983

Tell moot to stop doxing us.

d9d5c3 No.3985

this place is weird….

>>3983
Opera a shit, using failfox here.
Also, vivaldi a shit too,

92dfe7 No.3986

who will red flag Q1 first guys

9c6498 No.3987

>>3983
it is a site issue, halfchan never lagged for me even in those 4000plus threads.

91609f No.3988

>>3985
Are you the other Mexibro?

ab3116 No.3989

>>3985
>Also, vivaldi a shit too

He was a decent composer though

ec85ca No.3990

>>3988
m8 IDs

9c6498 No.3991

>>3985
>firefox
that shit literally eats ram worse than chrome.

91609f No.3992

>>3987
It did for me, but only upon refresh, much like how 8chan is doing now.

It's gotta be server load, because I've noticed it's been site wide this past week.

Ironically it all started when Hotwheels put desu Spurdo on /b/.

697088 No.3993

>>3988

>>3985
ID: d9d5c3

>>3982
ID: 9c6498

91609f No.3994

>>3990
THERE ARE TWO MEXIBROS M8 DON'T YOU M8 ME I AM THE SANE ONE HERE.

9e3823 No.3995

Just woke up in time, time for f1

d9d5c3 No.3996

>>3988
i am the one that dislikes merkats.

>>3991
chrome eats more for me so… no

7e12c5 No.3997

>>3974
makes sense. there is other board traffic here, but everyone is in this thread anyway.
>>3984
this site lives under ddos
>>3986
massa

ec85ca No.3998

>>3994
calm down m8

91609f No.3999

File: 1428735489545.jpg (44.78 KB, 407x407, 1:1, 1333086931484.jpg)

>>3996
>Disliking meerkats

9e3823 No.4000

>>3996
>disliking meerkats

Sad times

9c6498 No.4001

>>3996
>uses firefox
>dislikes meerkats
it's like bizarro me

91609f No.4002

>>4000
Noice digits.

ec85ca No.4003

>Jenson
>Counting on you

The poor man

d9d5c3 No.4004

>>3999
>>4000
>>4001
also not a wagfag

ab3116 No.4005

QUALI HYPE INITIATES

91609f No.4006

>>4004
I couldn't care less about that, but the MEERKATS…

9c6498 No.4007

>>4004
>404 fun not found
you go back to halfchan please, this place is mainly for fun.

697088 No.4008

>>3996
>i am the one that dislikes merkats.

THE FUCK

You're worse than the American who said he doesn't want to rim Emilia

91609f No.4009

QUALI IN 5 SECONDS.

91609f No.4010

>>4008
M8 that wasn't just me that said that.

9e3823 No.4011

>>4008
>tfw will never rim that tight cute little butt

92dfe7 No.4012

mclaren on a flatbed in three minutes

857e63 No.4013

who /force india/ here

91609f No.4014

>>4013
Ehh.

ec85ca No.4015

>>4008
Even WAGbro thinks that is too far.

9c6498 No.4016

Ferrari P1.

6aec32 No.4018

>>4013
>supporting greedy cunts

ab3116 No.4019

>>4008
was he the one that said "eww" when he described rimming? God, I remember when I was 14…

7e12c5 No.4020

>>4010
seconded

1e1109 No.4021

>>4016
>implying

857e63 No.4022

>>4014
>>4018
s-s-sorry

7e12c5 No.4023

>>4019
>2015
>implying that anyone not liking chocolate starfishes is a yunngun

ab3116 No.4024

>checking the board stats while watching quali

It's moving towards the top folks.

7e12c5 No.4025

>>4022
i like hulkenberg at least

d9d5c3 No.4026

I bet 5 pesos a Manor outquilifies McLaren

4f6cd2 No.4027

Why did you all move away from 4chan? Must've missed something in /f1/

9c6498 No.4028

>halfchan hates this place because we are having fun and more people is here
>muh conmfy here no shitposting

7e12c5 No.4029

>>4027
WELCOME eire!

697088 No.4030

File: 1428735913796.png (10.64 KB, 284x284, 1:1, happy.png)

Who here /Manor/ ?

>tfw a small team in F1 that's actually likeable

ab3116 No.4031

>>4023
how could you not like eating a woman's ass? I don't get it, honestly.

91609f No.4032

>>4027
Jannies deleted some bants and wags, and people got rightfully MAF.

91609f No.4033

File: 1428735978723.png (85.52 KB, 277x266, 277:266, 1314518949930.png)

>>4031
Nigga you are GAY.

7e12c5 No.4034

>>4031
>doesnt taste good
>doesnt feel good
>requires coercion
>is unsanitary
why would you?

91609f No.4035

I want to marry Claire Williams.

7e12c5 No.4036

track must be getting rubbered in. a second is a huge gap between the ferraris

ab3116 No.4037

>>4033
>>4034
I think you just haven't done it yet, that's why you don't know how good it is.

91609f No.4038

>>4037
I've placed my face into a female posterior before, yes. I just didn't enjoy it.

7e12c5 No.4039

>>4037
I think you did it, regret it, and convinced yourself that it was g-g-ood

ec85ca No.4040

>>4030
Manor is best

>Beating Perez
Mexico pls

697088 No.4041

>>4027

"F1 isn't a sport" mods starting banning people for wagposts, offtopic, and blogging.

We moved here because we value out little community, and didn't want how we interact with each other dictated by people who don't give a fuck about said community

7e12c5 No.4042

>>4038
remind me never to share a drink with you

6aec32 No.4043

Manor is in the 107 boys!

1e1109 No.4044

>doesnt taste good
Relative.
>doesnt feel good
Relative.
>requires coercion
Not a lot. You'd be surprised how many girls love it.
>is unsanitary
You shower together first and wash everything very thoroughly.

91609f No.4046

>>4042
Nigga you probably enjoy PBR, like I'd want to share a drink you a pleb like you.

6aec32 No.4047

>>4043
107%

9c6498 No.4048

perez a shit

7e12c5 No.4049

why is lotus qualifying pace so shitty? they were really good in the last two races

ab3116 No.4050

>>4039
why would I try to convince myself that it was good if I didn't like it in the first place?

Also, NAS will fall to 6th soon.

697088 No.4051

>>4034
>>doesnt feel good

Oh, so you only worry about YOUR pleasure.

>anon confirmed for bad lover

91609f No.4052

>>4051
>Putting your lover's pleasure before yours
>Not putting both on an equal playing field
And you call others selfish.

7e12c5 No.4053

>>4050
didnt you just say that you liked it? or did i reply to the wrong post?

4f6cd2 No.4054

>>4032
>>4041
Oh I see, when did that happen? Everything seemed normal during Malaysia

7e12c5 No.4055

>>4051
dude Ive spent hours doing foreplay

91609f No.4056

>>4054
Happened on Wednesday, a day that will live on in infamy.

9c6498 No.4057

no captcha is great

7e12c5 No.4058

this is a very weird qualifying power ranking

ab3116 No.4059

>>4053
I do like it, I LOVE it, the taste and the smell. I was just replying to the comment before me.

ec85ca No.4060

>textbook how not to drive an f1 car

697088 No.4061

>>4060

Brundle wrote the book

7e12c5 No.4062

>>4061
THANK YOU i am so tired of people deifying him

91609f No.4063

>>4062
I don't deify him, I just like his commentary.

7e12c5 No.4064

is everyone on softs?

697088 No.4065

File: 1428736472956.png (30.28 KB, 772x211, 772:211, 4th.png)

Are we important yet?

ab3116 No.4066

>>4065
only 48 active users though, kek.

It just shows you that we are dedicated people.

1e1109 No.4067

Bottas first. I came a little.

91609f No.4068

>>4065
As long as we're all here, we're important.

>tfw if 8chan ran off the early board rankings system, we'd be top three every time an FP, quali, or race was going on.

9c6498 No.4069

FERRARI P1 BITCHES
WE ARE BACK
BOYS
WE
P1

91609f No.4070

>VETTEL

d9d5c3 No.4071

vettel first
i puke a ilttle

ec85ca No.4072

>kvyat

4f6cd2 No.4073

>>4065
>48 active users

lel

91609f No.4074

>>4069
>>4071
>These polar opposite Mexibros.

7e12c5 No.4075

lotus always does this thing where they try to save mileage and spend quali in the pits

697088 No.4076

>>4066
>only 48 active users though, kek.

FWIW, there's only 62 posters in the halfchan thread
>and most are casuals

91609f No.4077

>>4076
Whenever quali was on(or a race) 4/f1 had about 100 users in the threads.

So really nearly half of 4/f1/ came over here. That's pretty remarkable.

d9d5c3 No.4078

>>4076
and the rest are janitors?

9c6498 No.4079

File: 1428736696622.jpg (240.31 KB, 1680x1120, 3:2, vett-p3.jpg)

>>4074
he's fake Mexico, mexicans love germany and germans, we have so much in common, we like beer.

697088 No.4080

>both McLarens on the bump

bbd6a5 No.4081

>>4075
They're shellshocked from having the Renault enigne break every 5 minutes last year

ec85ca No.4082

COME ON BUTTON

91609f No.4083

>>4079
But you dislike meerkats, so how can you be real Mexico?

91609f No.4084

>Grosjean in top 10
wew

ab3116 No.4085

VET
RAI

Seems so natural.

ec85ca No.4086

>McLaren

d9d5c3 No.4087

>McLalel
>Honda
>Hulk

14afba No.4088

>>4082
This is fucking embarrassing

7e12c5 No.4089

>>4084
FINALLY

1e1109 No.4090

So close yet so far.

697088 No.4091

M C L E L E N - H O N D A
M
C
L
E
L
E
N
-
H
O
N
D
A

9e3823 No.4092

>McLaren have improved honest!

91609f No.4093

Alright bros, LGTSS

>The overheating ruins of McLaren-Honda

9c6498 No.4094

>>4083
check the ids i'm the mexico that likes ferrari, vettel, rosberg and meerkats.

91609f No.4095

>>4092
The car itself is good, it's just the shitpile of a motor Honda came up with that's dragging them down.

4fff66 No.4096

File: 1428736907719.jpg (180.29 KB, 520x467, 520:467, mtZEsn5.jpg)

>getting outqualified by Button

Alonslow

ec85ca No.4097

>>4076
I don't think the poster count on 4chan is 100% accurate

4f6cd2 No.4098

Dice rollRolled 6 (1d6)

lel

7e12c5 No.4099

>>4096
twice now too.

697088 No.4100

File: 1428736932088.jpg (45.79 KB, 490x425, 98:85, thumbsup.jpg)


91609f No.4101

>>4094
>tfw can't differentiate IDs any more between you two
;_;

9c6498 No.4102

>Hulkenberg
Perez a shit, they changed helmets and no one noticed.

bbd6a5 No.4103

>>4095
>The car itself is good
How do you know?

9e3823 No.4104

>>4095
>t-the car is good honest!
>muh corner speeds

d9d5c3 No.4105

>>4094
And I dislike ferrari, Vettel, Seconberg and the furry rats

91609f No.4106

>>4103
Because it's constant engine trouble and not mechanical grip that's causing them to lose out on points?

Seriously, the car is fine, but the power unit is horrendously terrible.

>>4104
>Implying corner speeds aren't important, especially in an era with Tilkedromes

697088 No.4107

File: 1428737032529.jpg (242.5 KB, 900x600, 3:2, Kawaii Manor.jpg)

Manor within 107%

<3

7e12c5 No.4108

where are our finns? the chinese plant finns were just on stream

ab3116 No.4109

Sweden actually made it into Q2, wow

91609f No.4110

Jessica is gonna get such a hard dicking tonight.

697088 No.4111

>>4109

Mercedes engine + longest straight of the season

9c6498 No.4112

>>4105
is there something we both like? do you like Tacos.

14afba No.4113

>>4109
Praise be to Allah.

91609f No.4114

>>4113
Subtle, I like it.

d9d5c3 No.4115

>>4112
Tacos are tasty

7e12c5 No.4116

>>4113
implying nasr who has arabic on his helmet is not more deserving of allah's praise

9c6498 No.4117

>>4115
we good then.

4fff66 No.4118

dat Dennis box of shame

697088 No.4119

File: 1428737241444.jpg (127.87 KB, 581x674, 581:674, lel.jpg)

>even Lotus are making fun of it

7e12c5 No.4120

>>4119
leltus are great about acknowledging their inhousewaifu, and ignoring their chinaman

9c6498 No.4121

>>4119
ha

d9d5c3 No.4122

>>4119
we lost Jenny,
we won Jorda

I rather have Jenny

91609f No.4123

DON'T TALK TO ME IN THE CORNERS, MAN.

7e12c5 No.4124

>>4122
jenny may come back with sutil being reserve for wontiums

697088 No.4125

File: 1428737334353.webm (790.12 KB, 600x338, 300:169, Becks being Kawaii.webm)

>>4122

I miss Becks

697088 No.4126

lel @ Hamilton having to be told to not fuck his tires for the race like he did in Malaysia

>hand being held like a child

ab3116 No.4127

>inb4 Merc is sandbagging

91609f No.4128

>>4126
Not at bad as Secondberg.

>Hey guys? How do I race car?
>Sorry Rosberg, we can't help you there.

d9d5c3 No.4129

1:36.4
wow

91609f No.4130

>1:36

HAMILGOAT

9c6498 No.4131

>>4125
becks was so pretty, those big eyes , white skin and blonde hair ;-:
Her smite could brighten a dark room

ec85ca No.4132

The rape train has arrived

697088 No.4133

File: 1428737569784.webm (614.93 KB, 480x360, 4:3, Typical Wobbler start.webm)

>>4128

My favorite was the German GP in 2013 (I think)
Red Bull talked Webber through his start proceedure like a fucking learner driver…. and he actually got a great start.

But ask his fans, and his bad starts were always the cars fault.

1e1109 No.4134

Lewis is going to cook during the race and pass out.

7e12c5 No.4135

>>4126
Merc strategy was so shitty, but hamilton is a textbook handhold driver

7e12c5 No.4136

>>4133
>self aware aussie
I love it

ab3116 No.4137

>>4134
his black skin absorbs the heat

ec85ca No.4138

>Jos getting ready to beat the shit out of Max if he doesn't get into Q3

7e12c5 No.4139

>>4137
we actually have a highly intellectual thread about that.
>>4138
that man is totally an abuser

14afba No.4140

>>4134
On the U.S. feed a few years back, I remember a commentator saying that Hamilton wouldn't feel the effects of the heat because of his black skin.

7e12c5 No.4141

>>4140
wow really?! that's fucking amazing. The brits wouldnt even let vettel say he wanted to get drunk

697088 No.4142

File: 1428737808531.jpg (114.12 KB, 893x708, 893:708, verstappen sister victoria.jpg)

>>4139
>that man is totally an abuser

I wonder how many spanking Victoria got?

91609f No.4143

>>4142
>Turn your back to avoid camera attention
>Instead showcase your fabulous ass for all to wank to

WIMMIN

14afba No.4144

>>4141
It was actually the British commentator. Hobbs.

7e12c5 No.4145

>>4142
It's disturbing how much she looks like her brother.

91609f No.4146

>>4144
I fucking love Hobbs. Back when I used to watch American broadcast F1, his banter always made me smile. You could always tell it made everyone else in the booth uncomfortable, as they simply could not handle bants of that caliber.

ab3116 No.4147

Vettel will split Merc in Q3, I want to believe.

ec85ca No.4148

>>4142
She is a kart racer as well

7e12c5 No.4149

>>4146
Not a fan of hobbs, but Hobbs + varsha is probably the second best team after walker + hunt

91609f No.4150

>>4149
Hobbs and Varsha have that father son vibe to them, in that Varsha says something stupid and Hobbs corrects him in a scolding manner, but he also does it in a joking manner as if they're friends(which they obviously are.)

d9d5c3 No.4151

shit cunt beaner

697088 No.4152

File: 1428738079397.gif (944.88 KB, 312x213, 104:71, its happening kimi.gif)

>tfw Ferrari's season first powerunit is a safe reliable one, and they're apparently getting a more powerful one in Spain

ab3116 No.4153

>>4152
Feelsgoodman

ec85ca No.4154

>Kvyat

697088 No.4155

>>4151

my sides

>leaves run to last minute
>finishes last

Good plan

7e12c5 No.4156

>>4152
>yfw this is due to a loophole and in season development which is already limited will be illegal next year as it was last year

9c6498 No.4157

>Perez
just die perez… just like retire

7e12c5 No.4158

wtf maldonado?

157b78 No.4159

Hello, am i just in time to see Vettel make the front line?

7e12c5 No.4160

>>4159
time will tell

91609f No.4161

>>4159
Yes, yes you are.

14afba No.4162

>>4158
He is just optimizing his position to take out a broad radius of cars during tomorrow's start.

697088 No.4163

File: 1428738276567.gif (1.34 MB, 500x281, 500:281, Mercedes laugh.gif)

>>4156

I actually like that.
Ferrari engines will have caught up by then, but Honda engines wont have.

Thus vettel wins WDC, and Alonso kills himself

7e12c5 No.4164

>>4163
I was primed to take that as a stupid "equalize and then freeze the engines" comment, and then realized that that was a funny ass bant

91609f No.4165

File: 1428738399900.png (68.33 KB, 767x470, 767:470, WEW.png)

HOLY FUUUUUUUUUUCK

7e12c5 No.4166

CurryTits on pitwall

ab3116 No.4167

>crosses fingers for Vettel on first row of the grid

d3d0e3 No.4168

File: 1428738435379.jpg (150.72 KB, 762x498, 127:83, LOLIaSafada.jpg)


>>4165

Noice!

bbd6a5 No.4169

>>4165
We /bestoftherest/ now

7e12c5 No.4170

Jolyon is not a bad commentator by any means

7e12c5 No.4171

>>4169
fuck yeah

14afba No.4172

>>4169
Better than reddit that is for sure… Hurr dickbutt herrrr

7e12c5 No.4173

>>4172
muh internet points, muh accounts and moderation out the ass

9c6498 No.4174

Here we go guys! Q3!

697088 No.4175

>>4170

So you're saying he might have a career in motorsport afterall?

>because he sure as fuck won't last as a driver

91609f No.4176

>>4170
Yeah, he's bretty gud. Certainly better than Anthony Davidson.

>Palmer or Bruno won't become full time members of the Sky F1 team
;_;

ab3116 No.4177

We are at 670+ nearing 700, when does the new thread apply on here?

7e12c5 No.4178

>>4176
anthony davidson was ehh, but he's an sjw cuck and came out against grid girls…

91609f No.4179

>>4177
Bump limit is 750, and we decided to obviously honor that and just ride out quali here.

New race thread will be made after quali is done.

91609f No.4180

>>4178
Wait what? Did he really?

Wow, as if I couldn't hate him any more.

9e3823 No.4181

>>4177
Leave the thread and use last 50 posts when coming back in to minimise lag if you're having it

697088 No.4182

>>4177

But is it a bump limit, or a post limit?

I don't think a bump limit really matters.
Not like another thread will push us off.

7e12c5 No.4183

>>4180
yup http://www.racer.com/wec-le-mans/item/115155-wec-no-more-grid-girls

14afba No.4184

>>4178
Still can't believe that WEC actually capitulated to fat land whales on tumblr.

697088 No.4185

>>4181

Just hard refresh from the URL bar every now and then
http://8ch.net/f1/res/3429+50.html

7e12c5 No.4186

>>4182
bump limit
>>4184
appalled

697088 No.4187

>>4184

At least F1 only gave in to envirofags

91609f No.4188

>>4183
>It is a bit sexist

FUCK THIS FAGGOT

ec85ca No.4189

Jesus Mercedes

d9d5c3 No.4190

1:35:7
holy fuck that nigger goes fast

91609f No.4191

>>4190
Drives it like he stole it AHUEHUEHUE

697088 No.4192

>>4188

sexy =/= sexist

>fucking sex negative feminists

7e12c5 No.4193

File: 1428738873022.gif (1.2 MB, 600x678, 100:113, nods respectfully.gif)

>>4187
SICK BURN

9c6498 No.4194

i know they would reach the high 35 but i was aiming for a 920 damn.

14afba No.4195

>>4187
At least that follows some logic. Denying the prettier sex to do what they are good at, well that defies the laws of nature.

7e12c5 No.4196

>>4195
>some logic
careful there, we just had a lengthy debate on that

4fff66 No.4197

1.4s behind 2013 pole unfortunately

will Louis get out of the car now?

especially after what happened last race using up extra options

697088 No.4198

File: 1428739102044.jpg (22.59 KB, 500x329, 500:329, picard-facepalm.jpg)

>Saubers hilariously long nose because they can't pass the crash test any other way

91609f No.4199

>Don't drop off too much from Vettel
>EXPLAIN

6aec32 No.4200

>>4198
that reminds me, when's Ferrari bringing their short nose?

697088 No.4201

>>4199

inb4 Ferrari radios Vettel and tells him to slow down

697088 No.4202

>>4200

Seems to have been delayed.
James Alison said this week that it's not going to be uber short, so I guess they're struggled with the crash test.

91609f No.4203

>BUTTASS

7e12c5 No.4204

raikkonen fans want to claim the brake trouble in fp1 is the cause of this poor setup?

91609f No.4205

HAMILGOAT DOES IT AGAIN

ec85ca No.4206

>Bottas
>Kimi
>Rosberg
>Finland

d9d5c3 No.4207

Seconberg second by 0.046
that is practically nothing

1e1109 No.4208

>Secondberg

6aec32 No.4209

kimi's gonna get taken out in the first corner again, pls no

d3d0e3 No.4210

Raikkonen was struggling, why?

14afba No.4211

>>4205
Reminder: when he wins, he is half white. Fuck Rosberg was close!

7e12c5 No.4212

>underwhelming qualifying performance from rogro
what else is new?

ab3116 No.4213

>VETTEL 3rd

I'm okay with this

9c6498 No.4214

Damn Nico got so close! nicely done!
SEV 3RD
THE DREAM IS ALIVE

91609f No.4215

>>4211
>Implying I don't root for him because he's American.

7e12c5 No.4216

>>4210
not enough rear downforce

697088 No.4217

File: 1428739410438.jpg (16.8 KB, 624x352, 39:22, Too-old.jpg)

Yet again: Vettel > Kimi

>tfw Kimi is too old for this shit

ec85ca No.4218

>Come on guys

9e3823 No.4219

>>4177
Leave the thread and use last 50 posts when coming back in to minimise lag if you're having it

ab3116 No.4220

>>4217
he's just a victim of circumstance

9e3823 No.4221

>>4219
Don't know how I managed to fuck that up and post that again.

d9d5c3 No.4222

ok then, going to sleep now, may all of you dream of meerkats rimming emilia

697088 No.4223

>>4213

Same.

I suspect Ferrari have a better car for the race than Mercedes do.

7e12c5 No.4224

192 PPH wow did we take all the content providers away from cuckchan?

9c6498 No.4225

>>4222
>dem trips
free dreams for everybody lol

91609f No.4226

>>4219
Well either way a new thread will be made shortly. We're approaching bump limit, and honestly anything over 750+ posts is a clusterfuck. Anybody that's new to the board won't be able to load the thread to find out about the last 50 posts option.

1e1109 No.4227

>Lewis waves to crowd, crowd goes wild
>Nico waves to crowd, silence
When do you think Nico will commit suicide?

91609f No.4228

File: 1428739563588.jpg (2.75 KB, 126x76, 63:38, 1274649051832.jpg)

>>4222
>Meerkats rimming Emilia

92dfe7 No.4229

it's the period napkin slowing him down

9e3823 No.4230

>>4224
The regulars don't want to have the mods all over their booties so they came here.

14afba No.4231

>>4224
Hopefully, I want that place to burn.

See you gents tomorrow.

7e12c5 No.4232

who wants to make the post quali pre race thread?

4fff66 No.4233

File: 1428739625035.jpg (3.9 MB, 3000x2400, 5:4, 1421374030144.jpg)

apology for poor driving

where were you when rosberg was second

i was on track when tony ross ring

'missed it by 4 hundredths'

'oh come on guys'

and you??????

d9d5c3 No.4234

>>4228
you poor man, who can't enjoy the pleassure of rimming

ec85ca No.4235

File: 1428739679344.jpg (1.51 MB, 1024x3519, 1024:3519, Nico_mana_rosberg_tears.jpg)

>>4227
Nico has NicoMana to comfort him

9c6498 No.4237

>>4234
to be fair your post sounds like meerkats doing the rimming lol and thats kinda nope

91609f No.4238

NEW THREAD FOR PRE RACE AND RACE

>>4236

697088 No.4240

File: 1428739775234.gif (1.69 MB, 200x200, 1:1, shitpost.gif)

I'm so glad we moved here.

I just had a look at the halfchan thread, and it's just utter shitposting
Go to the bottom and scroll up, there is nothing that's even worth reading.

9c6498 No.4243

>>4240
they just have on everything lol.


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